Is there anything you are too embarrassed to let anyone know that you like to do, like to listen or like to watch etc? Anything that really doesn't fit in your personality (as others see you).It doesn't have to be anything bad or big. For example, it can be something like that you will never tell anyone that if you normally act like fucking gangsta but at your home you cry at cartoons.Maybe bad example but the point is that it doesn't have to be something dark or bad :)Picture not related, but cute.
I used to have guilty pleasures, but I let go. I'm fairly defiant now about enjoying what I enjoy. For instance, if anyone asks me about Twilight I'll tell them that it's horrible literature but I enjoyed it because it's good wish fulfillment.
>>3740047I watch them pee in the bathtube. Shit is so hot
I play Japanese romance eroge games and wish that they would happen to me. It would be beyond awesome if I met a suicidal girl like Aeka and stopped her just before she jumped off of a building, and then had a relationship where I became her only friend and then eventually her lover as I put her broken emotions back together again.Of course, I would never tell anyone this unless I was posting anonymously on the internet.
Outside I seem like an angry, anti-social person but when I get home, I laugh a lot and dance around to pop music.Feels good, man.
I lurk on 4chan everyday. No one knows :3
anime. i suppress my high power level
>>3740110I lol'd. I know a guy who looks pissed all the time, I wonder if that's you.
I watch a lot of Nickelodeon after class.
I listen to Kanye West a lot, even though I tell people I hate him.
LOLICOOOOOOOOOONNN !
>>3740142It wasn't me you flamehead.
Anime is a secret love of mine. I realized in grade school that most of the people that openly liked it were faggots and no one likes them, so I keep it all in a hidden file in my computer.
Well, my major hobbies are anything legal or historical, the vidya, and comedies. I don't have anything secret there, but I love wincest doujins, especially loli or /ss/, and I have a thing for the occasional sad song. Plus I watch Jerry Springer. I always end up changing the channel in disgust within ten minutes, but still.
>>3740132Me too. And none of my friends do so I hide my vast internet geekness from them. Somehow I don't think they'd be impressed if they knew the truth. :P
I'M 21 and pretty hairy(beard) and large(tall) but I love cartoons for Primary school kids, and Sesame Street.
4chan.also some anime-related things including anime itself, touhou and eroges.
nope, I don't have any secrets from my girlfriend
>>3740261I figured out your secret: You don't have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.
Armyfag here. I don't really want to kill anyone. I mean I will...but still, I think we all feel the same way about it. We all talk hard but at the end of the day...I don't want to have to do that....And chan of course. I keep my internets addiction a secret.Pic semi related.
>>3740274Anon, quit the army then. If your not in the right mindset to kill that person before they kill you then your just cannon fodder.
im a guy and like shoujo and sentimental novelsalso i have a robot fetishmalfunctions are hot
>>3740270sure, if it makes you feel better
I watch competitive Starcraft matches (as in straight out of Korea) online. My friends know I like video games but I'd probably get a whole lot of shit for doing something that nerdy. I also go to 4chan, and while my inner circle of friends know I don't let anyone else know; unfortunately, what often ends up happening is my retarded friends will just start spouting 4chan shit and I have to pretend I don't know them.
>>3740303What are you 12? It doesn't work like that, asshole.
I fucking love doujin, hentai, etc. and I tell no one because I don't want them to know.
>>3740303Negative Anon. I love the Army and I WILL do my job. It's simple, me or them, or even worse my buddies. It's not something I'd talk to about anyone I know it's just not something I look forward to knameen?
>>3740303You can't "quit" the Army or any other military job. It's not like working at a civilian job where you can just quit whenever you want because your boss pisses you off. In fact, in the military, your boss will most likely be dumber than you and will piss you off to no end, but you have to do what he says just because he's been in the military longer than you have.
>>3740102Get off the internet, Jason.
>>3740333Exactly this for me. I never thought /b/tards would even get through high school, let alone uni. God knows why I still deal with them.
>>3740333Sometimes I'll be all like successful troll is successful or something like that when I fuck with new soldiers. I'll be all like Pvt go get me some chem light batteries. ( chem lights are basically glow sticks)
>>3740406It astounds me that /r9k/ possesses so much hubris as to think this board is better than /b/ when it has consistently proven the opposite.
>>3740406If it makes you feel better, I lurk /b/, and dropped out. Taking shit online now, this would be the middle of my fifth year, I'll be up to like eight years by the time I "graduate". From there, fuck if I know. My philosophy is to not look too far ahead, because it fucking depresses me. If I find a university I can afford, I intend to become a lawyer, otherwise...fuck if I know. Something with minimal educational requirements.
I watch old episodes of Freakazoid, Animaniacs and Project GKR on JewTube.Also, I downloaded Bolt last night. I don't even know why I want to watch it. I would never admit to anyone that I still watch cartoons. Okay, except maybe for Fairly Odd Parents, because that show is complete lulz.
yaoiEven people who know I like anime don't know about this. I used to be so disgusted and disdainful...
>>3740446Holy shit, Boltmind. Downloading it right now. Any good?
>>3740406I introduced them to it, which was a big mistake.The worst of it all is, it will always happen at the worst possible time. I'll notice some cute girl eyeing me from across the bus or something and then my friend will just go off: "OH ON 4CHAN LAST NIGHT THERE WAS THIS CRAZY THREAD AND THEN SOMEONE POSTED THAT PICTURE OF THE GUY SHITTING ON THE BABY HAHAHA." Meanwhile I'm fighting the urge to punch him in the throat to stop him from talking.
>>3740446>>3740460It's good. Funny, sweet, not a film for the ages but enjoyable.
>>3740468Next time he decides to open his stupid mouth, follow through with that urge.
>>3740436I hate what this board has become (i'm a lonely 4chan user please pity me) but it shits out more gems than /b/ if you ask me.
I write yaoi stories.No joke. I do it in class. People usually take me seriously and don't like to joke with me. If anyone knew, it'd be the end of whatever life I possess.
I didn't tell people I watched anime, even when I was a hikkiomori neet otaku for a year. I don't watch it much any more. I still prefer not to tell anyone.
I am a guy (roneryfag) that is a hopeless romantic and used to being called "gay" for it.I'm not telling many people that I'm considering watching Twilight.I already watched A Walk To Remember.I can't make it through Wall E without crying.
>>3740333I used to be the exact same, competitive Starcraft is really the best competitive video gaming to watch though, so kudos on picking something awesome to be nerdy over. Then school picked up, I stopped video games for studying and working out. But I write in a journal and sometimes I bring myself to crying for no apparent reason. Feels good man, but I'd never tell anybody.
>>3740460Yeah, it's not remarkable, but it's pretty charming.
>>3740468Do it man. I joined teh Army with my best friend and we're stationed together in Germany. He literally just tackled me to the ground while I'm sitting here on chan. It's out of love and that's cockblocking. IT ISN'T ALLOWED
4chan (I'm black)Some of my white friends mention 4chan meme's or w/e and I keep quiet.I dat ass, lust, dayumm etc at hot women, but the only porn I get hard to now is tranny porn.
Sometimes I just sit there and imagine who would really care if I died. I tend to come to the conclusion that there wouldn't be many mourners.
>>3740110I'm like that, only without the dancing to pop music. People seem genuinely surprised when they see me at a bar and find out I enjoy booze, smoking, and recreational drug use. I guess it's the fact that most people only see me in school where I'm either bored or depressed the majority of the time.
I like to sing along to music. I'm normally a pretty quiet guy, and the only person who knows I sing along to music is my little sister. But you try listening to Never Been Any Reason without singing. It's not possible.
Those who have above average power levels can tell that I'm a raging weeaboo because of my creepiness. My biggest embarrassment is the amount of southern rap I listen to. A nice chunk of my playlist consists of songs by Z-Ro, Three 6, Trae, and Young Jeezy.
Im a "Fuck yeah heavy metal" type of guy I suppose, but I love the Beastie Boys to death, thats about it for me.
I will spend days occasionally by myself. I'll feel all emo about having no real friends and get drunk off my ass in front of the computer watching movies. Not that often but every now and again. Know a lot of people but none of those friendships where we hang out all the time and watch movies or do much where I'm not organising shit and inviting others.I know a lot of people, I hang out with them and so on. Hell hanging out with other people will generally break me out of any funk I'm in, I can't really be miserable around others and I know people from a lot of different social groups. Result is that there aren't that many people I feel I'm 'in' with, no social group I'm a part of and so if I'm not out with people they assume I'm off with someone else.
i enjoy wearing diapers and pissing myself
I can actually get decent scores singing songs on expert in rock band. I never touch the mic when friends are over though.
-Anime-House music-Check out my sisters when they're not looking-4chan>>3740532Same here except for the tranny porn. I'm on incest/scat manga
Every now and then I play visual novels and watch sappy romantic comedy/harem animes. But then again I'd bet some of my friends do to, so I don't really feel embarrassed about it.
>>3740635I don't care much for diapers, but I love pissing myself.
I watch cartoons intended for children (Arthur mainly). I'd tell friends if they asked but I'd be embarrassed as fuck.
>>3740572Are you black or white? I'm white and have a bunch of Lil Wayne, Drake, Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, etc. I mean I'm listening to the new Biggy Jiggy mixtape right now if anyone knows what that even is.
I don't have any guilty pleasures whatsoever. Those are for insecure people :P.I'm the kind of guy that'll admit to liking bubblegum pop music while chatting at a Goth bar.Besides all that, I'm a handsome geek.
I don't have any of these embarrassing secrets, because I'm not ashamed of who I am like you faggots.Yeah, I actually just don't have any real life friends who I'd feel any embarrassment towards.
>>3740681I have mostly African ancestry. It doesn't matter, though, because I've had kids of all races tell me that I'm a creepy nerd. Wiggers have laughed at me when they found out I listened to rap.
When I'm excited or glad, I jump about the room and flap my hands like a bird. I also talk to myself under my breath all the time. I have hysteric and occasionally violent fits towards my loved ones because I'm afraid to stand up for myself in the outside world, being weak and all.
>>3740070This. We shall be silent Twitards anon.
I'll rank my levels of embarrassment if anyone that I go to school or work with knew that I enjoy these thing:Not so much - Anime, Video GamesEmbarrassment - Anime Conventions, 4chanPlease Kill Me Now - Reads Fanfiction sometimes male/male slash, likes tentacle rape. Actually I would be embarrassed if anyone knew this even a close friend.
>>3740792(>>3740681) hereSomething tells me you live in Mississippi, or California. I live in NJ and the black guys get a kick out me knowing hip-hop and they ask me to be the final judge if they're having an argument related to hip-hop
I shave my head, have a near combat beard, old military tattoos, carry a gun CCW, and fuck hookers and strippers. I haven't had a date in ...18 years? I forget honestly.I want a 16 year old (LEGAL HERE) girl that will love me and not mind teaching me how to have...human emotions? I think they overdosed on heroin and died.
>>3740868post pics NAOyou almost seem like a real-life version of Doomguy
>>3740868Oldfag is really fucking old.
I'm a guy and I listen to the Bee Gees. I sing their songs in a falsetto voice when I browse 4chan.If my friends found out....
>>3740868you are a true american heroI've gotten over it but it still irks me that I like the weirding fucking hentai ever.
I like bubblegum pop music.I cry whenever I see a human tragedy. I hate charity adverts for this reason.
Post on fucking 4chan.
I shit blood on a regular basis.
>>3741174Also, I enjoy it and I hope it kills me one day. I went to the doctor in hope it was cancer, but he couldn't find anything.
I do a good job of seeming well-adjusted among my peers but it's tough to study them enough to mimic their interests and behavior, considering I wasted four years of my life on pictured.
>>3741097This.I also love Britney Spears's latest work.
i'm madly in love with my best friend (female), but i've had a girlfriend for 6 years.Dun worry, i just left her 2 weeks ago, and finally, things with my best friend (whose been there for 8 years) are picking up.Life is good.
Someone might not notice it right off the bat, but I'm horny, all the time. I'm usually just really quiet.
>>3740047>>3740159>>3740159>>3740159>>3740159>>3740159Are we the same person?I call him a talentless faggot and then proceed to listen to his shitty music.I still lol at him forgetting his own lyrics though :3
>>3740793This describes me exactly.
I'm a skinny fag that prefers wearing glasses over contacts. Not very masculine at all. Semi-quiet type. But I enjoy playing sports and doing martial arts and I want to hunt at least once in my life. I'm embarassed that people will think I'm some kind of weeaboo or overcompensating due to my lack of masculinity I don't want
