WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
IS IT A BAND
WHAT THE FUCK

Oh fuck, I used to think I was hot shit because I knew how to do that. :(

I have one from elementary school :

Bill : have you seen the movie "gay people say no"?
me : no
Bill : HAHAHAA YOU'RE GAY!!!!

TLA
and lighter burns in school bus seats, etc.

I felt so triumphant when I examined someone else's paper and learned how to draw that.

every asshole who COULDN'T draw, drew that shit. fack.

>>3732593
i used a magnifying glass to make burns in the bus seats :<

also that stylized S was fucking hardcore shit

3
2
1

LETT ITTTTTTT

RIPPPPPPPPPP

did you guys have those tiny little finger skateboards? I remember all of the boys in my class had one and thought they were hot shit because they could do a half ollie with their index finger or whatever.

after that one episode of malcom in the middle , the "circle game" was enough of a problem that playing it earned an instant 3 day in-school suspension

>>3732581
And doing it with the lines in the opposite direction

Writing "HELP" backwards on the bus windows. Shit was universal.

WHHHAAAAAATTTTT!!!

I swear, I wanted to punch every nigger who went around screaming that my senior year

Folding gum wrappers into the shape so they can fit in an electrical socket. I remember someone threw the breaker for the whole 8th grade hall once.

Squeezing chip packets to make the loudest pop possible.

Is it a meme? I dunno, but everyone used to do it.

Also raisen box whistles

oh wow, this took me back.
it was like *magic*. one minute you had six vertical lines, then BAM, AN S APPEARS.

>>3732659
that and blades of long grass

This is more middle school. I remember the first person having one, then suddenly they were everywhere. It wasn't like we had anything important to keep either.

Loser loser with a twist, whatever, as if.

>>3732640
Fuck yeah, Tech Decks. I've still got a few of them stashed away somewhere.

>>3732590
nah, it was:
prima: are you gay?
secunda: no
prima: does your mom know youre gay?
secunda: no.
prima: HAHAHA FGT

and 'if your hand's bigger than your face you have cancer' SLAM

>>3732590
IF THERE WAS A GAY MONKEY ON YOUR BACK WOULD YOU BEAT IT OFF?

IF YOU WERE IN A ROOM FULL OF DICKS HOW MANY WOULD YOU CHOKE ON?

L
.A
...O

The PENIS game where you'd have to shout PENIS louder than the other person.

PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCHBACKS

You forgot the rest of it, OP.

>>3732703
The penis game was a lot of fun. Especially during assemblies.

getting your buddy to go down on all fours behind your other friend, then you push them over. that shit got intense at the bus stops.

"Pronounce ICUP (eye-cup)"
"I C U P"
"LOL!!"

People saying "Getherdone".

I mean come on.

NOSE GAME

>>3732703
Oh fuck the Penis game. Yelling out "Vagina!" was a lot harder.

>>3732706

You did it wrong. You just continue doing this till you run out of paper.

PEN CLUB

and froggy! that story you wrote on your hands..

that Egyptian bitch slap card game
throwing pencils into the ceiling
hacky sack

>>3732640
Didn't see those much but I do remember those fucking pogs
>>3732747
GOING BACK TO FIFTH GRADE NOW
Look down your shirt and spell
A
T
T
I
C

>>3732765
You just totally fucking blew my mind.

Did anyone do that thing where you would lay on the ground, face down with your eyes closed. Your friend would grab your arms and hold them up for about 30 seconds before slowly lowering them back to the ground. It would feel like your arms were going through the ground/floor. Mostly done on the playground.

>>3732665

elementary school version

>>3732771
i remember thinking my friend was the shit when he asked our old lady teacher if she wanted to go to PEN ISLAND

Sup guys, what's going on? *glances down at his hand*

>>3732797

Nostalg-seizure

>>3732788

Sorta, we did it standing and pushed outward against our friend's grip so that when they let go, your arms floated upwards of their own accord.

>>3732788
Yep Also that other one where you would take someone elses arm and tell a story of someone walking and planting seeds and you'd scratch the shit out of their arm -- anyone remember this

Hey, dude

You dropped your foot

>>3732823
heard of that too, but it really felt like you were going through the floor. was pretty cool back in elementary school..

>>3732747

lolololz, spell "pig" backwards and say "funny"

FFFFUUUU- can't breathe

This is easily the best thread I've seen on /r9k/ in days, if not weeks. Hats off, gents.

Also, Lisa Frank.

>>3732685
But are you a Heterosexual?
No.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Padiddle!

This was much earlier than high school, but Pogs need to be mentioned. Because they do.

>>3732871
It's Perdiddle, you dumbass.

>>3732889
I mentioned them above (I was even muted for trying to post an image)

>>3732899
never heard of Perdiddle, dipshit.

>>3732703
The penis game regularly reduced entire classrooms to crying with laughter. In my opinion, that feat has landed it the title of best childhood game.

>>3732889
I have bad memories/feelings about pogs. I got rid of them.

>>3732899
Perdiddle just sounds fucking stupid. My friend and I said it the way
>>3732871
did.

more like middle school, but funny nonetheless

Cubes.

"Hey, you dropped your pocket."

".... wat?"

I could never do the thing in OP's picture so I thought it was lame.

-Bra-snapping.

-Getting someone to hold up their hand and slamming it into their face.

-Are you gay? Does your mom know you're gay?

-Turning in an extra test with no name and bullshit answers. "At what temperature does water boil? MOTHERFUCKIN CUNT LICKING FAGGOT DEGREES. What elements make up water? PUSSY JUICES AND DICK SPRINKLES."

-fliers with, "Lost my virginity. If found, please call..."

-ICUP, IPUC

-Geterdone

-Soap + paper towels thrown onto the ceiling

-"Pretend you're driving. Okay, you're going down the road..." until you get to, "Aw, the poor cat in your lap is dying a slow, painful death. Why don't you take a knife and stab it to put it out of its misery?" and you looked like you were fapping.

- alternatively, saying, "OH, YOU HIT A TREE!" and smacking the person in the forehead

-holding a person's hands together and telling them to pull apart as hard as they can. Then they stop, you let go, and their hands floated outward or something

-air humping teachers when they were turned away

-getting someone to close their eyes and doing one of those stories where you do things to them, like scratching on their back or "stabbing" them with a knife as it happened in the story

-mixing the contents of your lunch together with your milk to make fake vomit to get sent home early

-Hitler staches with pieces of napkins stuck to your upper lip

- ZAP

- jelly bracelets

>>3732673

Loser, loser
as if
what-ever with a twist
elbow, elbow
wrist, wrist,
Say goodbye, kiss this.

>>3733091
pssssssh for my school it was "Dude fucking smell the palm of your hand dude its so nast- SMACK!, HAHA FUCK YOU!"

Wanna join the Pen 15 club

Pencil fights.

Also, licking the inside of a Big Red wrapper and slapping it on someone's hand/forehead while daring them to leave it on as long as they can.

>>3732920
Im completely graduated, and i learned of this game about four days ago. we call it the fuck game tho

suck it, fools

passing a note around saying to cough uncontrollably/drop pencil/fall out of chair at a certain time

man, ms. ellison's hour and a half geography class was so fucking long and monotonous that once we actually all did end up coughing uncontrollably as soon as the clock struck a certain time, and she didn't even appear to notice. it's not like she's super old or anything; i'd estimate she was in her late 20s/early 30s.

other things we did in that class: listened to ipods regularly, made sounds with cellphones that the entire class could hear but she supposedly never noticed

In primary school whenever we were kept inside because of the weather we'd spend the whole time impersonating the teachers.

It was weird because even though we were too young to understand much about sex, we all knew Mr MacLean was boning Mrs Miller.

>>3733091
Hmmmm, I should teach this to my cousin in elementary. He'll be so bad ass.

Hey everybody let's bash that gay ass fuckin' faggot. *bashes faggot* Haha fuckin' queer

back when wrestling was the shit we were always MAN WOULDNT IT BE FUCKING COOL IF AT 3:16 ALL THE SCHOOL WINDOWS SHATTERED AND STONE COLD WALKED IN AND BEATUP THE PRINCIPAL? DUDE F YEAH THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME

Oh shit.

I took this Mickey Mouse subject, Craft and Design.

We had a teacher called Mr Spankie (lol)

For some reason, everything this guy said had a sexual connotation. So we had some laughs about that.

Then we decided we'd give him a spontaneous round of applause whenever he entered the room.

Then I cut this guy's arm open with a chisel and got expelled. Feels good man.

>>3733193

I had Mr. Skanks. He was once quoted as saying "I like skanks".

The mosquito sound from a cell phone that everyone but old mr hanson could hear

using this incredibly stupid sounding tone of voice that I can't even describe properly.

Say you were going to say "Lemur", you'd say it like "Leemeurrrrr!!".

>>3733193

examples are demanded.

Sometimes at lunch time, someone would just start yelling like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH" until the entire cafeteria was yelling "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH". This was especially a favorite when someone dropped their tray, but sometimes we did it for no reason.

>>3732797
i still use one of those, only binder ive ever had that has survived more then a few years.

>>3732899
If you really said "perdiddle" then you sir, are the dumbass.

"Look into my eyes,
Your balls are paralysed
(knee subject in the testicles)
Bow to the king"

>>3733266

lol, at my school, only mexicans did that. everyone else that did it was to make fun of the mexicans.

>>3733266
man i fucking loved when this happened. something really gay and not very embarassing would happen to somebody and if the time was right and the stars were aligned everyone in the room would freak the fuck out for no reason.

examples: getting cut in the snack line, dropping their tray, losing at magic: the gathering (lol nerds,) and i think some kid asked a girl to the sophomore semi one time and she screamed NO at him so he slapped her and everyone went crazy.

There was a guy qho everyone treated like an IRL EFG. Whenever he spoke, everyoone preemtively told him he was bad and he should feel bad.

>>3732548
elementary school memes

recently this trend arose in my school where someone takes another person's backpack when they're not looking, takes all the stuff out, turns the bag inside-out and puts everything back in. it's called nuggetting, as in "oh shit, you just got nuggetted!"

most retarded thing i've ever heard of

Remember the jolly fat kid that everyone loved?

I wonder where he is now.

Seriously, our fat kid practically had a cult following his daily life. Which usually included eating at least $15 worth of Taco Bell and then ruining everyone's shit in Halo.
And riding around on his fucking ELECTRIC SCOOTER

>>3733137

Montez? Get off of 4chan you faggot.

In elementary school:
Gills. If you were from the New York City area and were a kid in the 90s, you know what these are. If not, urbandictionary.
Diggy diggy dog shit//there's a money in the grass with a bullet in it's ass//bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish//etc. All the eenie meenie miney moe-like games and their various variations.

Middle school:
The 'suck it' gesture from WWF.
Yelling 'VAT' in a loud voice.
Prefacing every sentence with 'BASICALLY'
Smacking girl's asses, farting in their jackets when we got our shit from the closet

High school:
Clapping it up. It was this particular clapping rhythm all the black kids did in the halls, and it soon extended to classes too. Everyone would interject with an 'AYYYYYYYYY' whenever it was done.
Drawing dicks.
There was a rumor in my school that this kid threw his girlfriend out a window. It persisted for all four years.

>>3733351
We had a guy like that too.
Even before he spoke or right in the middle of sentences, a random person would just jump in and tell him he was a douche.

>>3733336

>and if the time was right and the stars were aligned

fucking lol'd

>>3732808
We did it this way:
Bring all your fingers together, palm up.
It -had- to be below the waist for it to count.
If you looked, lol u were a fgt and the person who did it got to slap your hand as hard as he/she wanted.

>>3733351
:( We had a guy like that.
And then he went to a private Catholic school and we all bawwed "OMFG I MISS CONNOR BRING CONNOR BACK"
Poor kid, he never knew what was happening half the time.

>>3733351
this kid is now posting bitter angry shit on /r9k/.

>>3733380
this kid is now posting "how do i leave the friendzone :(" shit on /r9k/.

>>3733374
we did this in my school a while ago too. it didnt have a faggoty name like nuggeting though so i actually thought it was hilarious.

>>3733380

Ah, I miss Big Red. No one even knew what his real name was.

>>3732548
OP GOES TO MOTHERFUCKING SNOHOMISH HIGH SCHOOL.

HOLY FUCKING BALLS.

I never could find out if anyone else anywhere did this game, but like my WHOLE fucking school did all through middle and high school. You basically make this sign. Yeah, the OK sign, but if you got someone to see it, and it was below your waist, you got to hit them. However, if you did and and they saw it ABOVE the waist, they got one on you.

Also the doorknob game. If you farted, you say Safety. If you did not say it, and someone said DOORKNOB before you could say it, they got to hit you UNTIL you touched a doorknob.

Also any classrooms with those white cork ceilings, throw some fucking pencils up there.

mootbloxwjifh2i3432 (had to repost, forgot pic.)

>>3733415

People draw that S in high schools around the country, fuckface. Also, snohomish is for faggots.

GO VIKINGS

>>3733413
HOLY FUCK, SPEAKING OF BIG RED.

>>3733422 here, you get a Big Red gum wrapper. Lick that shit and stick it to your forehead and just see what happens.

THERE WILL BE A MARK.

>>3733413
Everyone called our fat kid Michael Jackson. Heaven only knows why.

jesus christ how were we all doing the same shit all across the country? this was before the internet, remember! in after literal hivemind.

I remember this guy in my algebra class would always force a boner in class, then say, "hey Andy check this out" and press his khakis down around his boner so it was really pronounced.

Is this a meme?

Punching/slapping people in the dick

>>3733444
TV.
Kids move all the time and if they're beautiful everyone likes them and does what they do.
SNAIL MAIL, MOTHERFUCKER.
It may have been slow, but it got the job done.

>>3733449
no, that was an ordinary male in highschool

>>3733432
We had Big Red and Big Big Red

"Fuck my life" was a popular phrase starting around 10th grade. I think we tried to make a "mint" comeback 9th grade after that commercial with it came out in like 2003.

Saying "question" while you raised your hand for a question. Did anyone else do this? Our teachers always asked us why we did this because it was annoying as hell and I didn't even realize we did it.

Also the complex theory of nickname giving. Someone named Elizabeth ended up with the nickname Jerry, and then Fidel. Can you figure it out?

Ausfag here, we did all of that here all without the internet. How the fuck did it spread overseas?

Hornets: Folding up pieces of paper to the width of pieces of trident gum, about twice as long but folded in half, and launching them at students/teachers with rubber bands.

Throwing pencils into the ceiling

Writing offensive/crude names in book checkout cards

Drawing dicks on transparencies before the teacher turned the projector on/was in the room

Middle school: Pogs, pokemon cards, jnco jeans

lol i memba when i thought i was totally awesome for doing tht shit lol

>>3733475
Our nicknames were boring. ;o;
Or at least, the nicknames we said to your face.

>>3733336
>>some kid asked a girl to the sophomore semi one time and she screamed NO at him so he slapped her and everyone went crazy.
What the fuck kind of school did you go to???

Sounds like a fuckin jungle wtf hahahah

Timeline of high school memes in this thread:

Ages ago
.
Pens in ceiling
Everything involving penises
Everything involving hitting someone in the face/pushing them over/some form of physical harm
.
Padiddle
Trapper keeper/Mead binders
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
Stylized S
.
Tech Decks
Circle game
Git'r done
.
Gel bracelets
Mosquito ringtone
.
Last year

>>3733478
I suppose they don't have TV in the outback, you convict/abo twat?

THERE'S A GAY GUY AT YOUR HOUSE

WILL YOU STAY HOME OR GO TO WORK!?

WHAAATTT??? OK!!!! SKEET SKEET SKEET!!! (nigger meme)

tech decks

pokemans

Bob Doll..Bob Doll Bob Doll BOB DOLL!

hackey sack

OHHHHHH (whatever the last number is you graduated during, for me it was six)

bra snaps

"MR/MRS Whatever....that kid just touched my wenis"

Walk up to girls with big tits and bet them they couldn't touch the back of their elbows together behind their backs.

quoting whatever movie was popular at the time until it wasn't funny anymore, then quote it even more.

Playing that quarter game where you'd take turns trying to keep it spinning, whoever made it stop would put their fist down on the table and you'd flick the quarter at them as hard as you could

Tennis- take turns hitting the other guy, first one to puss out loses

PEN GUNS

Get empty biro plastic thingo, cut top to the widest part of the pen, cut grooves in for rubber band. Friggin shoot ink container and the sharp bit at like 1000MPH and get it in peoples eye.

Shoot tacks/needles to get expelled lol

Shit man, how could I forget finger snaps? That was done every single day by people who could do it.

>>3733542
booyakasha, *snaps*

>>3733400
>Gills. If you were from the New York City area and were a kid in the 90s, you know what these are. If not, urbandictionary.
"gills 14 up, 26 down
vagina

baby I'm gonna bust your gills!"
wtf?

>>3733556
Definitely before Ali G. I was out of high school in the 90s.

YALL NIGGAS REMEMBER PAPER FOOTBALL?! I KNOW YALL NIGGAS REMEMBER PAPER FOOTBALL.

Drinking vodka from water bottles.

Smoking in the bathroom.

Watching fat black chick fights.

The game where you throw the snaps around.

>>3733559
No, you dope.
"Gill" as in "giving a gill" A term used around the late 80s-early 90s, possibly regional, by children as a proclamation that someone/a friend just said something incredibly stupid or incorrect, AND that they deserve to be humiliated. It was shouted as he/she simultaneously burns the back of the other person's neck with a fast horizontal rub of the hand. Similar in nature to an Indian burn.

An action which was quite widespread in New York and possibly in other locations during the early 1990's. When someone would say something incorrect or stupid, any party who witnessed this could proclaim "Gill!", and then proceed to rub the back of the offender's neck with their hand, causing minor irritation to a red mark, depending on the severity of the given gill. One could also proclaim "Save mine", which would allow the person to administer the gill to the offender at a later point in time. It should be noted, however, that if the person committing the slip-up takes notice of their folly before anyone calls a gill on them, they can say "pause" and then could not be subjected to a gill. If someone calls gill after the initial speaker says pause, it's a gill on them. Giving gills is great but getting them isn't.

>>3733577
fuck yes
and penny hockey

please someone say they played penny hockey

>>3733577
shit was so annoying. Fucking FOOTBALL EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY COME ON FAGGOT PLAY PAPER FOOTBALL WITH ME I'M AN APE

Seriously, just pay attention in class, assmaster. I'm not here to fucking play with your paper triangle. I'm here to get an education. Goddamn savages, I swear to god

>>3733380
I was the fat kid everyone hated

I lost weight FUCKERS

>>3733559
Try searching "gill"

We had this kid with the last name Lao. This was his signature.

bloody knuckles

>>3733590
When you spun a coin on it's side and had to take turns tapping it until it was flat? And the person who screwed up got the coin launched in his knuckles?

Yeah

>>3733527
also rubberband and paper clip gun

Playing paper, rock, scissors. If you lost you got punched in the shoulder as hard as the other person could manage.

>>3733598
Wow. That's a new one.

>>3733596
Oops. I'm retarded.

>>3733593
you're just bitter because nobody played paper football with you.

i bet you hate cain.

>>3733622

Some organization should definitely make some sort of county comparison map for people who say rock, PAPER as opposed to paper ROCK.

>>3733593
You were bullied a lot, weren't you?

>>3733611
nah 3 pennies, you put two in the back and one in the front, and put them together

you flick them, and two will generally be forward and one back, and you have to flick the one in the back between the other 2 pennies without touching them. if you touched them once or went past your turn was up.

the other player holds his hand on the edge of the table, with his pinky and index finger on the table and the rest of the hand pressed up to the table to make a goal, adn the object is to flick a penny into the goal.

shit was awesome. passed many an hour at the lunch table.

>>3733654

hmm... I typically say rock, paper, scissors. I'm not sure why I typed it that way.

>>3732871
>>3732899
>>3732912
>>3732959
>>3733286
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Padiddle

"Padiddle is a nighttime travel game whose objective is to earn points by spotting vehicles with a burned-out headlight. Depending on where you are from, the game might have a slightly different variation of the name. For example in Western New York the correct name is 'Perdiddle,' and many on the west coast refer to the game as simply "Diddle". In addition, though less common, the game has been known to be pronounced "Badiddle;" with a "b" rather than a "p.""

So shut the fuck up.

>>3733662

That is stupid. We do it with yellow lights. It's a lot easier to get people naked that way.

This is pretty old, I guess more parody than actual meme now, but swirlies. I helped give a kid a swirly with some friends from the basketball team in HS when I was a freshman. There have been very few things I've felt worse about in my life. I found and apologized to him that day after school and almost cried, gave him a ride home, tried to talk to him regularly although I'm sure he rightly thought I was a complete asshole. Chided my friends some but was too big a pussy to really come down on them.

I'd never bullied anyone before and never did afterward. So I'm sorry to any dorks on here who got swirlied. It's not just in movies, it does actually happen.

>>3733660

I feel like people not from the east coast are more likely to say paper rock

I once put a few heavy rocks in people's bags before they went home after school.

Shit was so heavy.

>>3732548
Until 4chan, I didn't know this was anything in particular. Never saw anybody draw one in any special way, but saw them on notebooks here and there...
My high school was Sault High, and our logo was an S with angles, so it wasn't quite like that, but I always figured that was where it was from.

>>3733675
it's been rock paper scissors and i've heard paper scissors rock but NEVER paper rock scissors.

>>3733648
FUCK YEAH CAIN.
I love Cain.
If I was a chick, I'd have Cain's babies.

>>3733666
We called it Padiddle and we did it on yellow lights. You touch the ceiling and say it and if you're the last then everyone hits you.

>>3733600
Blood Knuckles got banned from my school because of me. I'm a big bleeder. I still have one or two scars on my knuckles from that game.

Also PAPER WASPS. Really hard pieces of paper folded into a thin line, and then bent in half to look like a V shape. Stick a rubber band between your fingers and fling the piece of paper at people. I had so many welts and bruises from those things. The principal's wrath rained down on us when somebody made a metal one and it got stuck in some kid's forehead.

>>3732808
FFFFFUCK.

Then he fucking punches you. Goddamn that was awesome.

>>3732808
Hey.
Hey, you there.
Fuck you.

Making guns from pens, fuck we came up with many ways to do that.

The eventual evolution that I came up with was pulling the explosive from a party popper (you know the things you pull the string and streamers come out) and inserting it into an suitable empty pen tube, then loading in a dart made from a shoelace tip and a thick needle. Pretty fucking powerful. Could easily embed the needle a 10mm into wood from meters away.

>>3732625

FUCK YEAH! YEAH HAAAAA MOTHER FUCKER was Max a dude of a girl?

>>3732808
>>3733763
I seriously cringe and avert my eyes even seeing a picture of this on 4chan to this day.

I can't believe no one rubbed an eraser super fast on there desk for along time then pressed it on other peoples skin! we did this all the time in high school...also spit balls and fart bombs.

fucking origami

>>3733834
We actually used a biro held at an angle and rubbed on cardboard. Sometimes the plastic would melt

Our meme was sticking chairs in the third-floor windows so that if you tried to open the window the chair would fall down 50m or so (there was a massive ridge at the bottom) and shatter. broke about 3 room's worth of chairs in 4 years

Paper aeroplanes, motherfuckers.

We had this one design based on the drop-ship from Aliens.

Remember Aliens? Remember Aliens toys? Fuck year, its head looks like a dick!

We used to make guns out of compasses (the circle drawing kind) and fired pencils at each other from across the classroom.

God to be young again...

../\
/....\
|..|..|
\ .\./
/.\..\
|..|..|
\ .../
..\/

too low in content my ass

NOSTALGIA RUSH
FUCK YOU QUEERS

>>3733422
I live in Germany, and even we did this bullshit in elementary school / OS (basically 5th and 6th grade).

You played them. I know you did.

Also

WHATS THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND?

BANGKOK (*hit them in the nuts*)

hey guys, you know if your hand is bigger than your face it means you have cancer.


>:3

ITT: AWESOMENESS

oh fuck this. i thought i was hot shit once i learned how to fold it myself, too.granted this is more middle school than high school

i went to a choice school in the seattle area, so this school meme stuff was largely absent. too busy with homework and what not.

also, i was loner who made wack techno, so i was likely not included in what little in the way of meme antics that did go down.

>>3734144

my high school was full of idiots. Even the nerds were morons. Our version of that joke was

"WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF ASIA?"

"BANGKOK!" (followed by a punch in the nuts)

Squeaking in class. Did anyone else do this? We'd purse our lips together and make high pitched squeaks all through class to annoy the teacher.

Our class was bad. 4 teachers retired because of us (one, that I'll never forget, sat up on her desk in the middle of class, crossed her legs and said "You win").

Fuck I'm glad I'm out of that hellhole.

>>3733475
YES, alex webb, I am looking at you.

Lewis (and almost everyone else) yelling out 'SACK' in response to everything, even during his acceptance speech for the school shield. Sack related humour, ect.

Jaws. Our maths teacher was a hoarder, so his classroom was full of games and crap, even a taxidermied pelican.
Jaws was one of those mounted singing fish that started with the jaws theme and then sung 'mack the knife'. It sat on the teacher's desk and someone would press it off at least once a lesson, usually Stefan or Lewis, who were forced to sit in the front row so the teacher could see what they were doing. They'd press it in the most inappropriate moments, usually when the teacher was already angry.
He took it away, it was stolen, he got it back, it mysterious reappeared in the classroom and eventually he gave it to Stefan at the end of the year.

Logan's love poem for Mr Stokes.

Future Tom. A guy that looked like and acted like a friend of ours only if he'd been hurled through time.

Mr Looker, a substitute who would always let us watch Cool Runnings.

Blenkinsop to Gracie: 'I am very jacked off at you!'

OH and Brittany Harrison's sex tape, circulated around heaps through year 11.

>>3733168
>listened to ipods regularly, made sounds with cellphones

Underageb&

>>3734344
Right, because neither of those things were around before 2008.

>>3734033

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FIX'D BRAH, DON'T WORRY

I guess this is only specific to Scotland;
We had a game called 'Jobby' (which means poo), people would take it in turns to say the word Jobby outloud in class getting progressively louder with each turn. Until eventually someone had to shout out JOBBY in class and get lines/punished.
In primary school;
John "Is Greg your pal, Tim?"
Tim "Aye, he's ma pal"
John " HAHAH HE'S YOUR PERSONAL ARSE LICKER!!!!!!"
Very amusing when you're 8.

PEN15.
Fuck yeah not highschool but I remember that.

>>3734510
We have that in America, it's just "the penis game" with the word penis instead.

MY FUCKING GOD I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS AN INTERNATIONAL THING.
The OP pic, I mean.

Are you PT?


We went crazy for a while with poppers. 2nd grade teacher was funny as hell because the old bitch NEVER even flinched at them.

>>3734539
Yeah bro, that shit even made it all the way down to Australia.

Wazzzzzzuuuuuuuuppppp!!!!!! the single most annoying most popular highschool hopefully most dead meme

>>3734537
The Penis game is international. I heard it in England, we did it in Germany, I saw some guys doing it in Denmark... it's EVERYWHERE.

>>3734549
We did that in Soviet Russia.

- Humming and gradually getting louder till the teacher has no option but to do something.

-Someone shouts "Air raid" and everyone gets under the desk.

- Someone shouts "Geko" or "Spiderman" and everyone runs to the wall and tries to climb up it.

-Penis game obviously.

- Notes passed around with everyone in the class having to write something on it.

- Coughing uncontroably.

Someone yelling "fat" and then another yelling "boy" - this was aimed at a certain person noone liked.

Pressing our thumbs against our throat and coughing - no idea why, sounded funny at the time.

Kicking someones foot towards the other one when they took a step - if you were good, you'd knock them onto their face.

Question btw; I remember OPs pic, but was that supposed to be an S or an 8 I always assumed S but now that I look at it...

I remember back in the 7th or 8th before anybody had any weed connections, all the stoners-to-be would get their kicks by inducing fainting. Shit was pretty cash but now that I think about it, it was probably dangerous.

Kicking windows out, shit rocked

All this sounds like middle school shit to me.

but how would I know? I was asleep every second I could be.

I didn't care enough to figure out how to sleep during gym.

using shitty innuendo like making the teacher write 'pen island' on the boards so it looked like penisland.

>>3734588
In Russia we do that with zhopa (ass).

>>3734772
The shoelaces are in the glass!

(Shnuru v stokane)

>>3732697
IF JACK THE DOG HELPED YOU WOULD YOU HELP JACK THE DOG?

>>3734738

Yeah, the nigger kid in my primary school (ausfag) did this. Lost his two front teeth and the other boys ended up bawwing and being expelled.

The girls also did a "love test" thing.. I don't remember it perfectly, something to do with testing the compatibility with the boys.

During English we had a retarded teacher. Fortunately, however, her room had a fucking mirror between one of the walls and the ceiling at a 45 degree angle, with a cupboard right beneath it; it was all positioned so the students could see it but the teacher couldn't from her desk. We'd write shit on a piece of paper, then trace over it on the reverse side, then put it on the cupboard.

Took her weeks to discover each piece of paper each time. We also labelled some of the parts of the room underneath the mirror, eg put a piece of paper inside the sink (yeah we had a sink...) that said SINK

drawing this without taking the pen off the paper

Making a vagina with your hands..
You'd fold your hands into each other and one person could look

Another thing we did, putting some chalkpowder on your finger and slap someone elses nose/head with it

PEN15 CLUB!

There was a brief fad in 5th year of my high school (Britfag), the girls would fuck around with these, using the adhesive to stick them on people's backs or bus windows.

>>3734802
Massive fail, it should be:

IF JACK HELPED YOU OFF A HORSE, WOULD YOU HELP JACK OFF A HORSE?

>>3732548
I tried working out a whole font based on that shit once.

I used to draw stars on fucking everything.

removing all of the staples, then sliding an ink cartridge from a pen through the gap at the front of a stapler. If you slide the cartridge back against the spring, you can slide it all the way in. Squeeze the stapler to hold the ink cartridge in place, aim, and release your grip to send it flying. I used to peg people across the room like this until one time in 4th grade I caused someone to bleed all over and got a suspension.

Tantalizing that one student who was really weird, but was a jerk to everyone and got away with it because he was antisocial. Pushing him as far as you could without getting caught, while attempting to get him in trouble (for once)

chopsticks/kabob sticks/plastic forks in someone's lawn before the ground freezes

mimicing the teacher as accurately as possible without him/her discovering what you're up to

BOMB THREATS LOL (we had them at least once a month in our high school)

Convincing your friend who works at an factory like Ashley Furniture to make away with industrial strength plastic wrap--so that together you could wrap someone's car door shut in the middle of the night

Sliding a pencil into a trombone shaft, and when the teacher wasn't looking, removing the shaft to launch the pencil clear across the room and peg someone in the face with your sloppy wood

"hey, smell this"

You learned to acquire and maintain unwavering eye contact any time somebody requested your attention.

>>3735031
fuck I hate malcolm in the middle for bringing that to our school

People cheering en masse for no good reason was awesome. Especially when they were too far away to actually know what was going on but cheered anyway

Spit balls were the shit all the way through primary and high school where I went.
After only an hour the floor would be covered in little wet balls of paper.

Pushing each other to get into the classroom. At first kids did it to get better seats, but after a while a good 10-15 of them would gather outside the door before the lesson and started brawling as soon as it opened

gradually moving tables throughout the lesson, completely changing the layout over the course of 45 minutes.

responding to everything the teacher said with an interested "hm", but with a dozen of us doing it in turns

L
A
O

someone HAS to know this.

>>3735134
yeah, jacking off sitting down dude.

PUSH, YOU'LL GET THROUGH FASTER

fuck yeah bomb threats, shit was huge in my junior year.
someone knew someone who knew someone etc etc who knew what days they were gonna be, and we'd all bring frisbees and lawn chairs and shit to do when we were on the track fields. a few kids got sick of waiting once and assaulted the entirely wrong teacher to walk home. good times, good times.

We used to start claps for every thing in class, a teacher or student would say something and you would clap. People would try to start claps and there would be competitions to start the most claps.

Using an eraser with stuff written on it to make descisions.

People would bring in cheap Asian noodles, the whole place constantly smelt of noodles. There was something resembling a cult around them.

Playing frisbee in class.

There was this hill that was often covered in flowers which attracted bees, there was this one annoying kid who tried so hard to fit in, people would always get him to roll down the hill, he was pretty dumb and never worked it out, even after multiple stings.

recreating pearl harbor with paper airplanes

ah, good times

Britfag here.

I'm at fucking uni and i still do the penis game in lectures. Say cock though, much shorter and more effect.

Also, first blood when i was a bairn. 2 people, either side of a table, flip a coin to see who goes first. Put your knuckles down at the edge of a table, other person belts a coin down at them using his thumb and 2 fingers as support. Then the other takes a go. Repeat until the first person bleeds, he is the loser.

I still have scars.

suspending bicycles from the bike sheds with binders. This one time a bike got a suspended with the binders pulled so far both top and bottom, I don't even know how they managed it. It had to be cut out in the end

most of the time bikes just got thrown on top of the bike shed though. Much easier

>>3732548
I hate that fucking S. It was the lamest dumb shit that fucking retards that couldn't draw anything and where without any slight realization of a good aesthetic, and fuck.

>>3735134
Someone already did it.

>>3735199
Second this hard.

>>3732703
Haha, we played that game up until grade 12, we also said vagina and fuck

oh and:

Do you have aids?
(no)
are you positive?
(Yes)
Your HIV positive LOL

playing the penis game in inschool suspension was so fun

Also, whenever i got called to the office everyone in class would always go:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Why are there so many people reminiscence about middle school or the high school they graduated from 1-2 years ago. If you ever gave a shit about Pokemon, just kill yourself. You'll never understand anything because your too fucked up from the time period that you were raised in. Almost nothing on here is funny, because high school teens are not funny. They don't know shit. You should be embarrassed about your past self.

>>3735170
LOL we called that bloody knuckles soccer, i still play that when im bored

I was in high school back when shit was cool and you had to kill somebody to get in any real trouble. Then some fuckers in Colorado went on a killing spree and ruined it for most of the fags in this thread.

Our memes included the following (now illegal) things:
Dry Ice Bombs (usually placed in a trash can next to a class in session...by the class next door).
Potato Guns (everyone made one, we made them in class if you took Physics)
Convincing teachers to tell stories instead of teach.
Vanilla Ice (I'm not that old, it was ironic because we all remembered it from elementary school)
'Yo Quiero Taco Bell'
FAH-Q.

etc.

>>3735246
Most of us here went to school when the internet and dial up was first coming out (and our parents bought 2000$+ computers)

You should see todays kids, its even gayer, they say rofl and lol outloud

Noone has posted about PAPER-FUCKING-WASPS? Those bastards sting!

how many of you fuckers did this

X and 8 and buddies and they dont like V


so X crouches behind V and 8 pushes V

xV~8

> X` 8- haha dumbshit

>>3735263
I'm 19, and I say those out loud...
damn you, pure pwnage!

deodorant+lighter= Many lulz were had

All you guys talking about Larry the Cable Guy and Halo and iPods and cell phones and Steve Austin being popular in your middle schools just made me feel really fuckin' old. Shit, when I was in middle school, car phones barely existed and they were incredibly expensive. iPods? Hah, we had $150 personal CD players that skipped if you moved them an inch, and we were glad to have them!

Urgh. Whippersnappers.

>>3735263
Yeah, it seems pretty bad. Saying such things is funny for second, well timed, every great once in awhile. Really, no young person thinks of shit. They just repeat what they hear or see. People can't really figure out original things until they are older. If they ever do. A person has to understand creativity and have insights before they can be artist or create humor. Young people are being made fun of with most things you might see around here. Now, they just think it's trolling.

We did acid in middle school. We were basically terrorist until we got some sense about property. We were mostly unaware and slowly figuring out the Reagan bullshit fucked up America. Now, these fucking kids are all dumb as hell and can't even logic out what they should do. Why don't you kids get wise and get out there and fight the power or something. We have responsibilities now. You guys don't have to do shit, stop wasting your youth.

>>3734738


ALSO. FUCKING NOSTALGIA OVERLOAD, IM SO HAPPY I WANT TO CRY.

BUt sad at the same time :(

Not really a meme, just a horrible middle school story.

My first year of middle school (like '95), my family moved to a new area and I had to change schools. We moved right back next year and I was with my friends again, but seriously, that year was HELL, for one incredibly retarded reason. You guys won't even believe this shit:

*Me, in my second or third class on the first day of school, just listening to the teacher, haven't really talked to anyone, very shy*

A kid leans over and asks me, out of the blue, "hey kid do you like Michael Jackson?".

"Umm, no I don't, why?"

"Nevermind."

"Ummm...okay..."

Come to find out by lunchtime that he was the most popular guy in school and he had told everyone that I LOVED Michael Jackson, which apparently in that school was the worst, most horrible thing imaginable, and it made me an irreversible outcast faggot nerd queer for an entire year. Seriously. I couldn't make a single friend because I "loved Michael Jackson". It made absolutely no sense and no matter how often I denied it I was dubbed the biggest faggot imaginable and I spent that entire year alone, except for rare visits to my old friends 40 miles away. Even today I can't fathom it. Make me a pariah for an entire year because some kid lied about my taste in music? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS

The principal at my old highschool was known for picking up coins laying on the ground so one day some friends and I decided to super glue a quarter in the middle of the floor. He tried for like 10 minutes to pick the fucker. Several other people saw it and by the time I graduated the floor of the highschool looked like a goddamned wishing fountain.

zero the hero
first the worst
second the best

Middle School?

Pogs.
Pulling the chair out from under kids as they would sit down.
Carrying people around using four people and two fingers each.
Roleplaying Pokemon Sumo. I was Blastoise, or Meowth when Team Rocket was around.
Fucking Pokemon Cards. Shit got stolen.
Playing DBZ. Goten before I even knew who he was.
Suey?
Trapper Keepers. Kid had an obsession with School Tools.
Putting your hands together with another person to open them so they would resemble a vagina.
Ahhhhhhhh Skeet Skeet etc.
"Oooooooohhhhh!"
Suck it!
That Hardcore S.
If your hand is bigger than your face, you are retarded.
M.A.S.H. (more of a chick thing)
Kill/Fuck/Marry (used to evaluate groups of chicks)
Various spelling games.
Hold your tongue and say. . . .

High School? (Graduated '07)
My namea Borat.
Git 'er done.
Axe+Lighter=Fun!
Hate '08! (Class of 09 was ignored on Freshman Friday)

>>3735431
The reality of the situation is retarded. I can't even think of anything else to say. Don't take that as me dissing you. I'm saying the situation is insanely immature on his part. The nature of a culture who's youth act in such ways is a bad sign.

>>3735447
third the golden bird
fourth the king of the north
fifth the sith

playing audience sounds during class turning school into a sitcom

LIGHT AS A FEATHER
STIFF AS A BOARD
LIGHT AS A FEATHER
STIFF AS A BOARD.

also other random /x/ like things.. a la- Bloody Mary in the bathroom mirror.

>>3735496

(Zero is the hero)
First is the worst.
Second is the best.
Third is the one with the treasure chest.
Fourth is the one with the hairy chest.

Is pretty much how it went in my school.

After looking through this thread, if you guys really did this shit in high school then there shouldn't be any more discussion about why you're all virgins. I was doing this shit back in 4th fucking grade you niglets.

Sneaking into classrooms at lunch to write shit on the blackboard for kids to come in and read.

>>3735538
true, most of these are elementary school memes

I WALKED BACKWARDS BY CLASSES IN SESSION WHILE SPEAKING IN REVERSE. YOU KNOW, AS IF THE SPEECH WAS REVERSED.

"Oh, you dropped your gay card"
"What? *looks*"
"LOL"

And... anal sex. Highschool. Hehe.

>>3735538
Thank God someone else mentioned this. When I read "High School" I became baffled since I was also doing this shit in 4th fucking grade.

>>3735520

ok thats why i stopped after second because the whole thing changes afterwards
third could have been golden dress also
we never went any further because we didnt know the rest

but google tells me otherwise
fourth is good
fifth is better
sixth sleeps with a bedwetter

>>3735362

Huh, I didn't know you could do it like that. We usually did steps 1-3 but then:

4. Take a deep breath and hold it in until step 7
5. Place each hand on the opposite shoulder, crossing arms over chest
6. Get somebody to push where the arms cross each other.
7. BRAINORGASM

igpay atinlay

do you lickadickaday?

what?

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT HAHAHAHHA

"sphinctersayswhat?"
"what?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

>>3733671
King Ad Rock... is that you?

>>3735681
>>3735604
gullible is written on the ceiling/not in the dictionary.

look out, you have a dickfour on your back/forehead. (in a confidential shoes are untied/ XYZ tone of voice)

"Hey"
"What?"
"YOU GOT THE WORD, 5 SECONDS TO GET RID OF IT."

I don't even remember what happened if you didn't.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT NOW.

Mootsuckmycockblockorz911wasawesome
GODFUCKINGSHITCUNTINGANTELOPBALLS. WHY ISNT THIS ORIGINAL FOR THE OVER 9000TH TIME FOR FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOTS SAKE. SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS SHIT GOD
172334455MEWTBLOCKS

>>3735736
Hello there friend,

I believe it is the best interest of us all for you to stop posting, you retard.

i hate you, you hate me
barney gave HIV
so i kicked him in the balls, and shot him in the head
now that purple poofters dead

HOLY SHIT. I used to think I was the shit becuase I drew those all over my cheap as fuck spiral-bound notebooks from Wal-Mart.
Hell yeah.

Also where you write "boy" and can turn it into a face. Pic related.

joy to the world, the teacher's dead!
we bar...bequed...her head!
what happened to the body?
we flushed it down the potty
and around and around it went,
and around and around it went,
and arooounnddd and rouuund
and round it went

>>3735910

(to the tune of Old Smokey)

on top of old smokey
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with a .44 slug

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I coulding have missed her
she was 10 feet wide.

I went to the funeral
i went to the grave
some people laid flowers
I chucked hand grenades

I blew up the city
I blew up the ground
I blew my fat teacher
right out of the ground

We were dissecting sheep eyes in anatomy, and then all of a sudden this old, black basketball coach busts in the room and just randomly yells "EYEBALL, EYEBALL" in a loud, gravelly southern accent, and then leaves.

So then everyone said it for the rest of that year.

Pokemon cards. Nobody knew how to play the game, they just wanted to have the biggest pile and lots of shiny ones.

I'm just remembering in elementary school most of these stupid songs involved Barney somehow.. and then you'd watch it at home "just to see how stupid it was". That'd be your excuse if anybody caught you watching it.

Lolol.

HEY HEY WHAT DO YOU SAY

LET'S GET FUCKED

Did anyone else ever put holes in the ends and middle of rulers, tie lacky (elastic) bands at the ends and shoot pencils with it? Shit was badass.

1. Say you have to go to the bathroom.
2. Go home.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!!

>>3735926
>>3735910

Oh man I remember these.

At my school, if a kid brought a Gameboy or a RC Car to school, he was basically God for the day.

>>3735981

That's another one.

Putting rulers on the edge of tables and flicking them to make them go BDRDRDRLDRRRDDRRRLL

hahaha, the stussy s. jesus, that was middle school for me. along with principal's motivational: "make it a great day or not, the choice is yours."

high school would be "will i eat a peach?" from T.S. Elliot's J. Alfred Prufrock. did a 20 page paper on that poem for "bonehead" english class, gods was that awful. other than that, Who Wants to be a Millionare had just come out so "Is that your final answer?" was pretty popular, too.

WTFFFF
THE S THE S THE S

Also that fucking game with the quarter. I'm what you'd call a senior though and we still did it this year, except worse than a few years ago i.e. FUCKING 20 TIMES WITH A 2 EURO COIN FFFUCK
I still have scars man

Cutting erasers into tiny pieces and then having a class-wide war with them. During lessons.

Making the entire class suddenly star singing songs.

Drawing crude penises on EVERYTHING.

'kick me' or 'I'm a huge faggot please rape my face' sticky-notes on the backs of teachers.

Smoking cigarettes in the bathroom.
Drinking alcohol before class.
Growing pot in the forest next to school(worst pot I ever smoked)

>>3736138
>Making the entire class suddenly star singing songs.
this.

one time a guy in our class just burst out "EEES THESS THE REAL LAIF, EEES THESSS DSUST FENTESEE" and it ended in the whole class, including the physics teacher, rocking out.

Throwing wet toilet paper at the ceiling

op must be old if he was in high school durnig stussy meme (way early 90s)

i was in elementary school then

my high school memess (1999-2003) were like right before 'emo', 'scene', and that whole style and attitude became popular. I missed out on grunge (was about 7 years old during its heyday). I guess rap became big during my formative years.. I guess pop gangsta rap is the most most prominent signifier of that age. How gay.

some memes from this era:
StarCraft, counter-strike, Unreal Tournament, and GTA2 in computer labs
TI calculator games

fuck I don't remember.

>>3735910
omg elementary school!

there was a batman one too

That S was also a meme in the Netherlands
how the fucc?

'PUT YOUR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT, A LOVELY CITY!'

*everyone in the hallway raises their hands*

Shit was hilarious, even though most of us already had facial hair and drove a car to school.

Those bracelets that you slapped on your wrist to make it fit. Those got banned at my school... :(

And there was this rhyme that all the girls would do, and as they sang it they would roll up thier shirts.

1 2 3 4
Roll it up a little more
5 6 7 8
Sorry boys, coffee break

And then they would drop the shirt. Fucking cockteases.

GLUE SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blowjobs behind in the gym equipment room during lunch.

fighting in the alley/gap near the carpark. There'd always be a knife fight going on in there or just brawls.

daring each other to go up to one of the gang affiliated kids/opposing gang kids and slap them as hard as you can in the face and run back to your own steps.
getting brawled to stabbed means you lose but it also means you did it and never have to again.
getting back fine and being left alone means epic win.

taking a dump on teachers windshields.

buy a big fish and hide it in a classroom on the last day of holidays where no one will find it. like inside a hole in the wall or something. by the time you get back it smells like shit and theres a rat infestation.

>>3736248
Where you put elmers all over the back of you hand, wait for it to dry and then peel it off? I did that. It was awesome. I kinda want to do it again.

Haha.. people talking about pokemon in middle school/junior high makes me feel old. I first heard of it around 10th grade.
Most of the things we did were mentioned, I don't think this one was yet..

People would always tell this joke: 'How do you kill a retard?... Put a knife in this hand.' Then they'd put their arm up and slap their chest.. I tried to draw what they did, haha. Did they really do that motion? >_<..

Another joke was like, a kid would hear curse words then ask his mom what they meant and she said things like 'oh that means hat' or 'it means cooking' then when the kids family came over he said all these curses in front of them.. sorry I can't really remember it, if anyone else knows it.

-Using a watch with built in remote control to fuck with the TV when watching educational videos.
-Throwing wet tissue paper at the walls/ceiling in the changing rooms.
-Throwing compasses like shurikens at notice boards from across the room.
-"You dropped your gay card".
-Asking the teacher to raise his hand, then let it go limp after saying "poof" while imitating a gun shot with your hand.
-"Peanut" - Yanking on someone's tie so the not gets ridiculously tight. Good luck fixing that fucker.
-Laser pointers.
-Everyone in class taking it in turns to crack their knuckles, one by one, until the teacher went berserk.
-Dismantling Biro pens and using them to shoot spit-balls.
-Highlighting passages in school bibles (Church of England school) pertaining to sex.
-Changing lyrics to hymns in morning Cathedral services to keep ourselves from going insane.
-Pulling elastic bands over rulers and thumbing them off to fire at others in class/school yard.
-Manufacturing elastic band guns/poor attempts at crossbows in the workshop when the technicians weren't around.
-Fuck huge bonfires (at least two in every camp) in the woods on cadet field trips.
-Deodorant can + lighter which soon moved onto emptying the deodorant into an empty plastic bottle, sealing it, then cutting a tiny hole in the bottom of the bottle and lighting it. Squeeze bottle for fuck huge flames. Much better than can + lighter.
-"Beanie's bum fluff"

Continued!

-Using palm pilots to message answers to each other during tests/exams after convincing the teachers moderating said tests/exams that they weren't palm pilots but in fact, funky looking scientific calculators.
-Muck up days - A water pistol and flour bomb fight with water pistol drive bys always finds it way into the days' events. Every, single year.
-Lighting farts in the school minibuses.
-OP's S - Everyone did this.
-The box game. Take some graph paper, draw a line each turn, when you complete a box enter your initial into it. Person with most completed boxes wins. Great way to pass the time during math class.
-Setting up an MS XCell document to look similar to a website/forum you frequently visit during ICT/PR. Should a teacher spot you surfing the net, close it and upon inspection they'll see you're working on an XCell document with colour coding for particular cells. Never failed.
-Fucking with brakes on teachers' bicycles.
-Slaps game and knuckles game. If you didn't have scarred knuckles by the end of the year, you were known to be a blubbering pussy.
-Drawing amateur animations in the corner pages of books withdrawn from the library. So many DBZ battles showed up in books.
-Drawing dicks and being able to turn them into portraits of people.
-Pogs/Pokemon cards/Top Trumps.
-The never dying urban legend of a girl at a school "two towns over" who had her period while doing the breast stroke in the school swimming pool. Seems there's been one at every school.

>>3736387

jesus.. church of englind, morning hymnds.. did you go to an English Christian school?

I went to a public middle school in Houston, Texas during 1990s and the similarities... it's uncanny

>>3736448

Yes. 1 hour services every morning in the Cathedral (except Saturdays, fucking school on a Saturday morning) with a Eucharist service each month that had to be done standing the whole time while incense was waved everywhere, leaving you nauseous.

Best way to deal with it was to sit in the row behind your form tutor, furthest to the left (They sat every two rows in the pews on the far right) and play cards with the guy next to you, or doodle. If it was Eucharist you were fucked.

Not surprisingly, 90% of people who leave CofE schools leave as Atheist/Agnostic.

Also dumping sweet wrappers/shirt buttons/bits of metal from the workshop in the collection pockets each morning. We had silk pockets, not a plate, so it was easy to fake your way through it, until the Headmaster went ape shit one morning and said that month's collection had amounted to a pile of shit and about one pound, seventy three pence in change. So they started inspecting it for a while, soon went back to our old ways of dumping rubbish in the pockets.

>>3736491
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.

I mean seriously, forced participation of religious events AT SCHOOL?! Must have felt bad, man.

We used to groan at sitting through the 1-hour long welcome/goodbye ceremonies at the start/end of the school year, thinking it was the worst to sit straight for sixty butt fucking minutes.

>>3736361
Dude, shit. It's really as if everybody had the same childhood. That retard motion was around here, too. Some turks made it famous, I believe. Then someday a friend of mine came by and said "What would happen if I gave that kid over there a knife?" (the "kid over there" was some spastic kid who often broke down) and he did that motion and said "He'd die! dohohoho".
Fuck man.

What I truly find amazing is that, myself living in Quebec City, we had all these memes!

Did an americunt actually cross the border to come and teach us these memes or what the fuck?!

>>3736592
In france we had similar shit, god that S thing was so lame...because I couldn't do it.

>>3736547

On top of that, we also had forced service in the cadets for a few years every week once you hit fourteen. Although that was actually really fun. There was a way to get out of it and do stage crew (working on the school play productions) but do that and you were immediately branded a cowardly faggot.

Plus side of forced religion - I know the bible. So whenever a religious fag tries to quote passages to me or use the bible to support a ridiculous argument I can call them on it for when they get it wrong, and most of the time, they do get it VERY VERY wrong.

>>3733380

Man, I miss our jolly fat kid...He was actually really popular and got voted "most unforgettable"

making tiny 2"x2" squares out of a 10"x10" piece of paper.

We had a fad in junior year were everybody tried to score manly/feminine on tests, depending on their own gender. Scoring 44 was considered extremely manly, scoring 66 extremely feminine. The rounder the number, the more feminine it was. I can still remember the look on the face of the art teacher as I tried to get 1 point lower on an exam to get an 77 instead of a 78.

We tried to find satanic messages in the stuff teachers wrote on the blackboard, reading them backwards, taking first letters, that kind of thing. Usually it didn't work, but when you got a good one, man, shit was so cash.

Oh christ, Britfag here. We had a few from various years of school.

We had a massive flat tarmac playground in Primary school, someone would roll a 2p piece and everyone who saw it gave chase. Because the playground was on a slope it would roll for ages, and half the kids on the playground would stampede across after it.

Yelling "Sea Bass!" because two kids (Secondary school) had been having sex and the girl squirted everywhere and it apparently smelt like fish. They both didn't realise it was about them so they shouted it too, resulting in more hilarity.

Distracting other drivers on bus trips, and competitions to see who got the most free stuff on trips (Conventions etc)

Pen guns, Christ we had fun with those.

One guy who the school got in we nicknamed "Agent Swift" as he drove flash cars and skulked around like a secret agent.

Spoiling the ends of books by writing the ending on the blank page at the start.

You could fold paper into little triangles which flew really well and hurt when they hit you, so they were make in their hundreds.

Form wars - The hard kids from each form would go out onto the field at lunch and have massive fights, battle royale style.

Constant perving at big titted/hot girls was like a sport.

Forcing French teachers to leave. We got through 3 of them.

"Lee Green is a lyrical genius" Lee Green being a total fucktard is what made it funny

Plus most of the stuff ITT

k im ausfag and ive heard of all of these except this getirdone shit plz explain

I thought of something else! This might be geared more towards girls; these charts to predict your future. You'd write in all different things like Job, husband(most likely people from your class) etc. Then you'd close your eyes and someone would start drawing the swirl in the middle. You'd tell then to stop whenever and they'd count how many lines there are, like in this one I made real quick it was 8. You'd then keep counting to 8, going around the chart until one from each section was selected :D

Fucking with the autoreplace function in MSword to replace words like "And" and "The" with "Shit" and "Cunt" etc.

Hell, we still did this in College

Peeling gum wrappers and covering your notebook with them was a popular one that I can remember. Back in high school we had these cards that said "Property of (school name)" and "3$ to replace", kind of became an instant meme.

Also we had this holding hands emblem on the back of our agendas, almost 95% of everyone colored one black, for whatever reason.

>>3732659
this kinda, except it was a powerade or gatorade or whatever LABEL AND YOU SET IT ON THE TABLE AND SMACKED IT AND EVERYONE JUMPED CUZ IT WAS SO LOUD AND SCARY

WOW MY CAPS WENT ON SOMEHOW MIDSENTENCE

Nobody remember these sweet necklaces? Hurt like a bitch.

We had these cheap ass water bottles with a twist on top that we would twist until the top blew off.

From elementary school:

Once there was a lady named 69. She had 222 many operations. One day she went down to 51 street, where she got times 8 more operations. When she came out, she was... *turn the calculator upside-down*

"smiley faces", where you applied a lighter on your skin, sparked it, and it left a vague smiley face. I was never stupid enough to do it, but I was very tempted when I was young.

>>3735910

Joy to the world
The school burned down
And all the teachers died!
They're looking for the principal
she's hanging from the flag pole


...then i can't remember the rest....

ooh, fuck. I forgot.
"You Dropped your Gay Card!"
(the victim looks down frantically for it, and then slowly rises, realising he's been trolled.)

Whenever someone would say something stupid we would reply with "THAT'S HANDS NO OPTIONS" or "DOUBLE HANDS NO OPTIONS" and sometimes we just shortened it to "HANDS". We had no idea what the fuck it meant and looking back on it, it was stupid as shit.

>>3737109
Joy to the world
Barney's dead
We barbecued, his head
What happened to the body?
We flushed it down the potty!
Round it round it goes,
Round it round it goes,

etc.

I cant think of many memes from high school, but from junior high I remember tech Decks, and spitball guns. In my classes, kids were so intense with spitballs they were putting hoppers on their straws, so you could get some semi-automatic action going.

>>3733162
fuck yes.

xpacblawx

passing notes that said things like 'this is a fulfilling and enjoyable lesson', and getting caught on purpose.

Most important thing hasn't been mentioned.

The shaving cream fight on the last day before summer vacation.

>>3736999

HOW DOES THIS END I DON'T GET IT

>>3737195
ok, trying again.

it will say: 35007. when you turn itupside down it says loose.

"Out on Terence"
"Mmm, Little Debi's"
"Ba-konk"
"Taliban! Groceries!"

its the weasel...its the weasel...it's the biggest weasel in the worrrrrrrrrrrld...

somehow originiated from playing the oregon trail, i don't remember.

>>3733220
I was born with 20% hearing loss, and it starts at both extreme ends of the spectrum, so whenever people would play this sound and make a big deal out of it I never heard a thing and thought it was some inside joke nobody was telling the nerd kid.

My school had one where somebody would shout "Sniper!!" and everbody in the room would immediately lay on the floor.

>>3737272
Awesome. We did the same, only we shouted 'meteor!'

We played the penis game but you had to say "pehinESS" just right and then the next person (preferably and most often on the other side of the room) replied with "puhSEY" and it continued. Every one could join in :)

My highschool was like 40% asian and very nerdy overall...
Calculator games, programing little text adventures into them also (though this was mostly just me and a friend though)

Rubix cubes, really caught on in my senior year. Annoying as hell.

Pokemon. Holy fuck everyone in school had pokemon DP when it came out. We would always play during useless classes like band, literature, gym and of course lunch.

Stowing things in the removeable ceiling tiles.

Magic the gathering, this was just with the crowd of real nerds but we all played it a fuck ton especially the first few years (untill it was banned in the library).

Nicknames, almost everyone had some kind of stupid nickname.

>>3736999

Boobless? Amidoinitrite?

Man, this entire thread and not one
"You dropped your gay card"

>Pokemon. Holy fuck everyone in school had pokemon DP when it came out. We would always play during useless classes like band, literature, gym and of course lunch.


This is actually the only meme I can think of in high school. I only had 2 classes in my last semester of high school so I had decided to buy pokemon as well

In high school we used to ask random people if they "cooked dick".
Prima: Hey Secunda, you cook dick?
Secunda: Only cause you taught me the recipe.

>>3737310
>>3737310

6922251*8 = 55378008, which when turned upside-down is indeed "boobless". The woman was going through operations to have her boobs removed.

Is my area seriously the only one that had this joke?

BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA LAKKA LAKKA ETC.

>>3737318

Actually, it's in here at least 3 times. Maybe you should have spent a little time in high school actually learning to read.

>>3735883

We used to do that shit all the time too. But we ended up with girl, dog, and a bunch of others.

Licking a big red gum wrapper and sticking it on your skin to FEEL THE BURN

> everyone in school had pokemon DP
fuck stop making me feel old I played r/b/g in school

Oh the memories!


Mooteth Bloxeth Ploxeth?

typing "5,318,008" on the calculator. Turn it upside down, and it spells boobies.

Alternatively, 55378008 for boobless, and 58008 for boobs. I'd apologise for the immaturity, but this thread is for School memes. Admittedly, though, it's still kinda funny.

ITT: everything I was excluded from in school.

Also, we used to attempt to convince people to go on the official Pen Island website. Though, of course, the URL was penisland.com, which, inevitably takes you to the jolly old realm of Penis Land.

There was also;
.a revival of the ancient Pitch n'Toss game.
.Yu-gi-oh cards
.Crazy Bones, like an above poster mentioned
."Bogies", which is very similar to "Penis", but less offensive. Looking back, I guess that kind of spoils the fun.
.Causing giant crowds whenever somebody threw up, or was in a fight, and we'd all go watch, and marvel.
.trying to find porn, whilst trying to bypass the school's Parental Controls.
.putting shitloads of liquid soap in our cupped hands and throwing it at the mirror. Thinking back, I feel like a dick for doing that, because the Janitor's a real nice guy, and he's still working there as we speak.
.Obligatory HurfDurf Awesome S.

>>3737855

I had one with a few extra digits on it than the norm, so I'd always try to spell "Oboe Shoes" on mine.

>>3737855
71346315 backwards too . .

In middle school:
Knocking trapper keepers out of people's hands when they're walking down the hall. Bonus points for kicking it afterwards.

Flicking ink from pens on to unsuspecting students sitting ahead of you.

Stomping on ketchup packets, empty water bottles.

This thing where you would take a gum wrapper and fold it around your finger to form a cup shape with twisted ends. Then you'd take that and put it in between your lips and could kinda blow it out at pretty high speed and shoot it at people. Pretty weird, but that's what we did.

This trick where you would take a pen and mark 2 spots on someone's arm and say "What's the difference between these 2 spots?" then you'd go "This one has a tail!" and then proceed to draw a line all the way down their arm.

Best part about school was valentines day. Everyone gets a card from everyone in class. usually, they were fucking retarded scooby doo ones or someshit, but they had candy and you had forced female attention. shit was so cash.

>>3737884
I was the most unpopular kid in elementary and middle school, and pretty unpopular in high school, and I got all of these things. '05 HS graduate.

We created shortcuts on the computers all over the highschool to "C:\WINDOWS\RUNDLL32.EXE user,Exitwindows", with names like "Quake" or "Lemmings".

I remember one of our teachers talking to the SAT: "i think its some kind of virus, you click on those icons and the PC just shuts down".

>>3735926
Fuck yeah I sung that in 1st grade, how about

Ms. Sally had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell *ding ding*
The steamboat went to heaven Ms.Sally went to
Hello operator please give me #9 and if you disconnect me ill chop off your
Behind the fridgerator there was a peice of glass Ms.Sally fell apon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questiond tell me no more lies the Boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the medow bees are in the park Ms.Sally and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k d-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark dark dark
Dark than the movies, movie's like a show a show is like a tv and that is all I know
I know my mother I know I know my father I know I know my sister with the $60 $60 $60 bra bra bra

There was a whole lot of ways you could end this song, most people couldn't remember past the darker than the movies bit so we often abbrviated it to "darker than the movies, darker than the sea, darker than michael jackson chasing after me!" which in retrospect makes no sense. Then we'd try and fit in the other lines we could vaguely remember which could include godzilla, dinosaurs, the bra bit I remember, underpants, and other things.

Bump

m00tblawkzy

In primary school we had to do a nativity play, which included a song called "Emmanuel", the chorus of which was just the title repeated over and over again.

We substituted "Emmanuel" for "OH MAN YOU SMELL". Kept us amused for weeks of rehearsals.

Anon: Do you want to join the pen 15 club?
Rube: lol sure
Anon: Write it on your and then
Rube: OK
Anon: LOLOLOLOL PEN15

OH SHIT IT'S STUSSY
STUSSY
STUSSY
STUSSY

be-hump

Note: Not everything everyone mentions happened in high school, me included.
Note 2: Stopped reading after I refreshed, so apologies for repeats.

Point at your crotch. If you look, you're gay.
If you wear a t-shirt and the sleeve is rolled up in the slightest, you're gay.
Also, a story about Pokemon: I came back from summer break (this was in elementary school so you didn't keep in contact with anyone that wasn't one of your best friends) and fucking EVERYONE had Pokemon cards. I even remember a couple kids who had some fake looking ones with a completely different backing that I didn't see afterwords. Just when I started to get into it, the school banned ANYTHING relating with Pokemon - even clothing - because some butthurt kid got a shiny or some other expensive card (estimated at $20, then $50, then $60 as the story spread). Naturally, this began a Pokemon insurgency.
Four square. How come nobody said this? NO CHERRY BOMBS OR WATERFALLS, YOU ASSHOLES.
Rub pistachio shells on the asphalt with your shoe. They wouldn't break and they absorbed a LOT of heat, so they were notorious weapons. They naturally got banned. Nobody thought of using anything else for some reason.
Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT! (fucking bitch would always do this to me)
Raise your finger if you want to play x (sport). This was way back in the second grade. One person would say "RAISE YOUR THUMB IF YOU WANT TO PLAY SOCCER" (all the cool kids played soccer) and everyone followed suit, then someone would say "RAISE YOUR RING FINGER IF YOU WANT TO PLAY SOCCER" and we'd follow, etc.. One day I did "RAISE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER IF YOU WANT TO PLAY SOCCER" because I had no idea what it meant. I swear on my life, one girl actually said to me, "Don't do that! That means you hate God!" Parents teach the darn-dest things to their children.

Pen spinning.

You know? Where you hold it between your index, middle and thumb, then spin it 360 degrees?

The fuck is that.

questionblocks

wtf is stussy

Brotip for non-Califags: The S from the OP's post is the Stussy S. This was the logo for the Stussy surf brand. I never thought this existed outside of California, much less in Europe. Holy shit.

http://www.stussy.com/ is the company in question.

I am reading these stories and pretending I was a part of them.
NEXT THREAD

Making hornets in middle school. I was the fucking king at that, oh man. Faggots would fold their hornets, not me. I rolled mine so tight and braced them with staples and scotch tape. I could draw blood from someone through a sweatshirt. People would give me their lunch money to make them a few hornets. Oh man, good times.

>>3739765
the symbol was around long before that

Guy on /x/ was talking about in 1980 he went from New York to Taiwan as a teacher and saw students drawing the same symbol in both places

smacking girls asses at a catholic school wins

LET'S TAKE A LOOK, KIDS...

There was a math teacher who was a cripple and he always said that...

Vinegar drinking contests.

Yanking people's ties and saying "peanut".

I believe OP was trying to troll by pretending he is underage, because if you are over age, that symbol was from elementary school.

Snuff.

bloxkszincase

>>3740018

Oh man hornets! We used to do that shit all the time. We made them during a lecture and when the teacher left the room, it was fucking war. Some kid sharpened paperclips and made Death Hornets.

They stuck into you and hurt like a mother fucker

Mr. Conwell is a Robot. He doesn't sleep. He powers down his CPU.

I was looking for this flash thing we made of this guy. He was a Colonel in teh Army. Real hard ass. But he rocked, he had a twinkie on his desk that he was going to eat when he retired and a retard stole and was running around yelling I GOT DA TWINKIE I GOT IT! I GOT IT! He remained calm and was like"Give me the twinkie retarded child, Give me my twinkie"

>>3733422
Look at this!

Ballgazer, fucking good times.

We had fights every day, shit was awesome.

One time some fat kid went into the toilet, about 100 people thought it would be funny to stand outside in the hall next to the toilet and cheer when he came out. He cried.

I would play boob tennis with the other girls.
Basically we kept punching each other in the boob until some one pussed out.
I was queen of that game.
I have an insane pain tolerance.

highschool? op's pic is more middle school

>>3733516

>Walk up to girls with big tits and bet them they couldn't touch the back of their elbows together behind their backs.

I have never seen this attempted before, but it sounds fucking awesome.

-Bum equipment

In my high school I think there was an abnormally high percentage of bastards, because one of the things that cought on Junior and Senior year was , when between classes, you would be armed with a small water pistol with diluted bleach, which you would try to surreptitiously tag people dressed in dark clothing.
-freshman year apple juice fermenting in lockers.
-veryfine caps modified to make a ridiculously loud clicking sound.

>>3734510

HELLO FELLOW SCOTFAG.

JOOOBBBBBBBYYYY.

>>3740555

And that hurts how badly ?

>>3734510
We did the Jobby game but instead of Jobby we said Penis.

>>3740676
my brother played the same game with his friends, but at some point it got boring, so they replaced "penis" with "white power"

I went to a school that was 80% black. Sometimes some niggers would walk around with an afro comb stuck in their hair, and me and my white friends (and one asian) would play a game where we could see how many combs we could steal out of their hair without them noticing. My personal best score is 4, although one of them was from a girl nigra, which I argued extensively with my friends whether or not it counted. The asian friend must have been a descendant of some ninja, because his top score was 7, which beat all of us.

No one mentioned Hypercolor? For shame.

>>3736387
>Using a watch with built in remote control to fuck with the TV when watching educational videos.

Holy fucking shit. Thank god for Michael being the rare kid that was super smart but not the fucking cocky ass nerd. The day he brought that watch was the funnest elementary school day EVER.

Also, using the light from the window + a shiny object to blind people!

We would get some salt and put it on our skin, then hold an ice cube to it and see who could do so the longest.

Then we had people who would take an eraser and start to furiously rub it against their skin. The person who could do this the longest was the winner. My brother once won that game. He still has a scar about three inches long from the burn.

>>3736199
clements?