>Constantly prods me for not following/believing in PUA
>Yes, he's a 25 year old kissless virgin

>Have a long day at school last night, 9AM-9PM
>Asspie friend's internet was cancelled because he kept exceeding his 250Gb bandwidth cap (lol comcast)
>Asks to come over for 30 minutes so he can download some TV shows to keep him busy
>"Fine, make it quick"
>One hour later...
>"Okay, you should be about done now"
>No no no just one more please okay
>Proceeds to download about 8 more HDTV shows
>One hour even later...
>"Okay, get the fuck out of my house."

Sometimes you need to be direct.

>>370983
the fuck is PUA?

puabloxxx

>go to 4chan

>>371096
Pick Up Artist. Basically it's training asspies to be completely sleazy fucks modeled after sociopaths. I instantly lose respect for anyone who genuinely thinks PUA is the way to start any sort of relationship outside of maybe espionage.

And it's usually the most pathetic aspies too. Go anywhere where this is talked about and you're sure to find someone autismal as fuck going on and on about it like he's reading a cheat sheet for some vidya game. You know how some aspies start talking about all the combo moves for some obscure video game for hours on end? Imagine the exact same guy talking exactly the same way but about how to manipulate women in sleeping with/going on a date with you. It's the saddest most obnoxious shit I've yet encountered.

>>371142
You're right but still you don't know how much it helps people who have no idea what they are doing.

>On bus home from university
>Sitting next to some aspie, he has the window seat
>Bus is so crowded people have to stand in the aisle
>Aspie starts a conversation with a girl standing next to me
>Seems to be going well
>Girl: 'Yeah, I'm from Oxford and I find that people there take a lot of things...
>Aspie: 'UP THE ARSE'
>Girl: '...yeah... yeah'
>wtf

She was obviously going to say 'people take a lot of things too seriously'.

>>371142
oh... my god... i can;;tttmck...

First, please learn the difference between Aspergers and Autism. Second, grow some fucking empathy. Third, don't make fun of socially awkward people on a board for socially awkward people.

What are you, a fucking autist?

>>371232
Look, OP, you were right! It's the guy who approached you in the common room, here on /r9k/.

>>371142
While you are whining about how it's manipulative and trickery and all your faggot excuses, I'll be getting laid. You beta faggot lol.

>>371313
It's not just manipulative and tricky, it's actually kind of stupid. Plenty of women can see through your faggotry, and are probably fucking you out of sheer pity.

>>371192
Except that it doesn't though. The only thing that's really worthwhile is it gets their confidence up, and honestly if they made a sacrificial offering to Wotan and believed the ritual gave them strength it'd accomplish the same damned thing.

For everything else it's wildly maladaptive. I mean, yeah, there's unfortunately a certain degree of "games" involved in dating, relationships, courtship etc. Like, don't call a girl immediately after getting her number, know when to be cold and distant and when to be warm, how to deal with arguments or jealousies etc.

PUA doesn't teach any of that. It's completely maladaptive. The foundation it lays for people who don't know wtf they're doing ensures the relationship experience is going to be a train wreck or at least unhelpful and unhealthy. Because then it colors how you think relationships ought to be.

The smart thing would be to actually learn the uncomfortable but genuine way and accept that there isn't a manual for operating in a relationship like playing video games. Treating relationships as a "game" to "win" is a completely shit way of going about things and ensures future failures because it's built around manipulation not warmth. This WILL fuck up a genuine relationship.

Or put it this way--it's like someone with Borderline Personality Disorder teaching inexperienced girls how to pick guys up and have a relationship. Yes, cutting yourself and making suicidal implications if he threatens to leave will keep most guys (especially inexperienced ones) around your finger. But it's a fucking horrible way to start any relationship, will give you a shitty foundation for future relationships, warp your expectations, and ensure subsequent relationships are difficult and end in spectacular failure.

>theres a new kid in my english class
>he looks like a chubby chipmunk with a crew cut and glasses
>always wears a puffy red marshmallow-looking coat
>interupts teacher every five seconds to quote things his relatives say and tell stories about family vacations
>talks very loudly
>always runs through the halls with his arms stretched out behind his back
>teachers pet even though teachers are annoyed by him
>whenever i see him i say weird shit like "you look like a fucking dandelion"
>i dont know why

also

>different aspie in my current english class
>were doing a project where we have to read a biography and then dress up like the person we read about and talk to the class as if we were that person
>aspie gets a bio on venus and serena williams
>asks very loudly if he can wear a dress even though hes a boy

>>371340
Oh, I'd also like to note about PUA's that they're almost invariably aspies or sociopathic, so their goals are completely different and thus using their means is completely fucking retarded for most guys. Those tactics are developed by people who don't want or are unable to form deep, lasting, emotional bonds with people. Hence using manipulative tactics with women as targets or objects, because status, or having some resource or status symbol or cover, or object to derive pleasure from is largely what they know how to do. Thus proceeding in this manner is completely stupid if you don't want that and actually want to develop a real human relationship with somebody.

>>371340
Confidence means nothing when you don't even know what to say to a woman.

And one of the first things they tell you in PUA is it is not a tool to obtain a proper relationship because it is 100% based on lies and deceit. It is just a tool to to get pussy.

You can't really blame these guys. Most of them had no father / older male figure that taught them how to handle women, and little to no life experience themselves. They are basically going in blind. After a certain age you are expected to automatically know how things work to a certain extent.

Had a really nice history teacher once, took 3 different classes with her. in one of them though there was a guy who ALWAYS talked for a very long time about shit he like saw on the history channel or something, she would nod her head and really try to appease him, I felt so sorry for her. I wanted to fuck her.

>>371339
>fucking me out of pity

Doesn't matter I fucked her like an alpha; you are still kissless beta virgin faggot

>be in class
>boy with aspergers is in the class
>obnoxious
>everywhere

i recently found a video that he made and put on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=c6YEon4gN4k

link related

>>371461
>Femanon
>Has satisfying sex life
>Will not deny she likes both men and women.

:) Okay.

>>371199
Okay, that is actually pretty funny.

>>371202
Guys on either end look like they're probably somewhat sociopathic. Sinn looks Autistic as fuck. Second guy looks remotely normal, probably just a spaz.

>>371232
Good points, but to be fair the guy was probably being really inconsiderate. There's a difference between being friendly and being inconsiderate.

>>371313
Observe the PUA tard. Note the lack of confidence and total insecurity it tries to obfuscate through PUA. Note also the emphasis is solely on sex, but not even sex for its own sake but rather as a status symbol. Also, even a handjob is way beyond anything you'll ever know in terms of satisfaction if that's how you're going about things. Trust me, sex with someone you deeply care about doesn't compare.

>>371339
Yeah, that's also the funny thing. There's a lot of women it simply doesn't work on, and plenty more women who know exactly what you're doing. A lot of women say "yes" not because you've "got game" but because they see you as some guy they can fuck and leave just because they want a good lay with no strings attached. Which just makes a sad pairing because you're being used too, but at least it's fair (as opposed to manipulating people who are just naive).

>be in high school
> this one girl is completely obsessed with fire emblem
>one day riding bus home and I start a conversation with her. This is before I realized she had some trouble in social situations
>She cuts me off every chance she gets and doesn't even really listen to what I'm saying.
So, we're on the bus and I'm sitting in the seat in front of her. I slowly start to turn around and face forward and pretend to go to sleep so she'll stop talking to me.
>she continues to have her one sided conversation
>I'm not even looking at her and eyes are closed
>She is still talking about fire emblem
I learned not to talk to her again. But that doesn't help.

>be in art room with a bro
>sitting on a couch
>neither of us are in this art class but come down to hang out.
>we're just talking and laughing like friends will do
>That girl is all the way on the other side of the room and laughing like she's in our conversation.
>All the people between us and her don't even giggle because we really aren't that funny

She'd also comes to school in cosplay and wear wigs and in general just be weird.

>Be co-founder and co-president of highschool anime club with friends
>Tell students when yearbook pics take place and to be on time
>she missed them every single year
>even when she was sitting in class in a costume she'd forget.

>freshman in high school
>high functioning autistic kid put in with the rest of us in my math class
>the most annoying fuck you've ever met, he had one of those photographic memories and always used "intellectual vocabulary" in the most out of context ways
>ALWAYS had to answer the question regardless of who the teacher called on
>one fine day i answer a question before he does
>autist leaps out of his desk and across the room towards me
>starts pulling on my hair screaming "YOU STOLE IT FROM MY BRAIN"
>he gets escorted out and the teacher acts like it was nothing because "it's okay he's retarded"
>i get sent to counseling to learn how to properly interact with tards
>so much bullshit i can't even
>basically what i learned is all retards should be put down at birth

>>At a friend's art show
>>Some naked self portraits
>>She advertised as naked pics
>>We are all joking about how creeps are bound to show up
>>The creep shows up all of a sudden.
>>Day after halloween.
>>He's wearing a poncho with deer on it and a cowboy hat
>>He's got a corduroy suit on underneath.
>>Claims to be Bill from Kill Bill
>>Wut
>>Breezes through the non-nudes.
>>Silently looks at all the naked pictures
>>For a fucking long time
>>Then stares at my friend
>>for a long time
>>Silently
>>She ignores it
>>He walks up to her
>>Her: "So what did you think of the show?"
>>Him:................................
>>Him: "When is your birthday."
>>Her: "Uh, why?"
>>Him:........................... "If i learn people's birthday then i can remember other peoples birthday better."
>>She tells birthday
>>Everyone else jumps in laughing about who else's birthday is nearby
>>We go outside ignoring him and smoke cigarettes
>>Cigarettes are like garlic to autists.
>>HE FUCKING VANISHES. NO ONE SEES HIM GO. THERE ONE SECOND, GONE THE NEXT
>>WHAT THE FUCK.

>>371669
I also had my open water scuba dives with a kid on the autism spectrum. He actually admitted to this. I got stuck riding in a van with him one day. He was the most self righteous fuck ever. Only seeing things from his point of view, not realizing he was majorly contradicting himself at every turn.

I've actually been around asspies for most of my life. My mom used to run a support group for parents with autistic children when I was younger. We'd always beg to come with because it was at this ballin little school that had the best stuff to play on. Sometimes the other moms would bring their kids.

So I played with them as a child and creating my high school anime brought out a few who would never leave me alone. Other than that one kid at my open water dive I haven't knowingly come across any.

You'd think I'd have more stories to tell.

>>371682
Forgot to mention that I'm 19 now. Sadly that's one of my most vivid high school memories.

> Be in High School
> Friends and I all hang out in the hallway beside the shop classes due to lots of windows
> All of a sudden this one retarded girls starts sitting across the hall from us (One of the girls in the group made the mistake of being nice to her)
> Every day she follows our friend to us and sits across from us
> Tells us the stupidest stories, sings songs in a horribly off-key voice, tries to imitate Kim Possible
> One day she says she wants to introduce her boyfriend to us
> "Hahaha, okay then" (nobody believes she has one
> She brings a retarded guy with her the next day, he's in my grade (12 at the time) and is dating a girl in grade 9
> They go around the corner from us, the hall is a dead end but we can't see them
> Hear him talking about how she needs to massage his "winkie" when they get home
> Incredibly awkward for the rest of the lunch break... Leave the hall, never return

And then...

> Several years later
> Riding the bus home from Uni
> Retard guy gets on the bus with some of his friends
> He starts telling them about all the retarded girls he's had sex with
> Oh god why did I forget my headphones that day

>>371687

>Remember reading this OC before
>Feel like I know this anon

>>371735
Did you go to school in new york?

>>371461
>Doesn't matter I fucked her like an alpha; you are still kissless beta virgin faggot
Not the poster you're responding to, but you're absolutely exemplary of what I was talking about. A living, breathing example of it. The insecurity is oozing out of your pores.

I've made out with like 30 girls, and no I'm not a virgin. Actually I lost my virginity to the long time girlfriend of one of my friends. Completely stole her and had an on-off relationship. And it was a shitty thing to do and I feel bad about it. That's not being alpha. That's being a fucktard.

Being "alpha" doesn't mean you're some insecure twat trying to extract sexual favors from people. You clearly know fuckall about what "alpha" means. I beat you even acted on the most piss poor advice 4chan could give you, and now you think you're somehow a superior "new you."

You're not. You're the same old you, but now an even shittier version.

And being a man means being a competent partner, role model, and caregiver. It means being responsible. It doesn't mean being some sleazy jackass. So you think you're alpha? We've both had sex then. But only one of us actually knows how to treat a real woman (and physically attractive with great personalities and highly intelligent too).

tl;dr you're not a real man, figure out how to be one

Often, they are just pure spazzes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whzed0aVY-s

>>371768
most awkward thing I've seen all day

>>371768
Oh god....

I wasn't going to watch it

And then i did.

What the fuck man.

>>371768
> jbforever5018

Wat.

>>371768
>Wtf is a orgy what is it
lol'd
>implying this is ASCII text

>>371753
This guy gets it.

It's the difference between Floyd and Dennis from 30 rock.

>>370907
What a fucking asshole you are OP. He was just tyring to be friendly and then you had to be a total dickhole. This is why normalfags are not welcome here.

Fuck off.

>People lacking the capability to understand what other people are feeling calling other people autistic, a disorder which is noted for the people that have it not being able to understand what others are feeling.

It's like everyone is becoming sociopathic these days, is this what spoiling our children has done to us?

>Invite over to house to hang out with my friends because he seems lonely
>Show friends fucked up porn I found earlier.
>Everyone has a good laugh and decide its snack time.
>Whole gang except ass-pie leave room to go to kitchen.
>Come back to ass-pie with his dick out jerkin it to the porn.

nope.jpg

>stare blankly then tell him to cut it the fuck out.
>take everyone home and never talk to him again.

> best friend has aspergers
> she's mostly quiet, definitely not obnoxious like the people mentioned itt (most of which I doubt are even autistic.)
> we share some common interests and despite her tendency to not say much/express all of her thoughts, we get along very well
> she's also beautiful

>>371836
I'm >>371687, and I'm an Autist. I suck at people, i'm great at patterns. I can even advise my less autistic friends about untrustworthy folks. I usually can't continue conversations longer than fifteen minutes.

>>371841
It's not spoiling our children. I think it's just a general vacuum of values. Our culture has become completely soulless. It already was pretty terrible though, and the "winners" and "losers" talk says something about our deeply misplaced values and glorification of narcissism, egotism, sociopathy, and superficiality.

It's part of the "post modernist" philosophy infecting us. There's this idea that there's no real values, morals, or ethics, and that we should be "tolerate". Coddling people is indeed part of the problem. Another expression are these 450 pound people, particularly women, who not only see nothing wrong with being morbidly obese but actually promote it as a "lifestyle choice." I was reading this land whale castigating everyone for "body shaming" fat people. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED TO BE MORBIDLY OBESE YOU FUCK. Or seeing groups like NAMBLA or B4UAct trying to talk about "bigotry" against pedophiles.

I think kids these days being complete assholes is an expression of that culture of nihilism. Autists are a great case in point. They're "special" and it's treated like you've got a prejudice and are being unfair to encourage them to learn some humanity. Instead they're coddled and allowed to act like complete fucking assholes. Also, a lot of "autists" basically are just unsuccessful psychopaths who are too stupid to be charming or manipulative and instead are just obnoxious, self centered, social and emotional retards.

>>371753

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS WHEN I WANT THEM TO BE AROUND?

Every time I get into a discussion with these mouth-breathing apes about how being "alpha" isn't enough, and it's just a distraction from what is really important, which is being a man, being morally-consistent, having the capability of introspection, self-examination, honesty, respect, empathy, leadership, etc etc, you sorts are never there, never ever there to back up such a statement. Instead I am ridiculed by complete and utter morons.

It really is quite infuriating.

I wonder how big the Internet has effected people with Autism.

It just seems to be one of those things nowadays.They fucking love the internet it has everything for them. It practically raises them.

Like I don't know 20 years ago compare you typical aspie to the ones you have now

>first day of humanities class I have to take
>aspie sitting in the row behind me
>he's chubby with long greasy hair and creepy eyes
>he actually talks about assburgers during introductions
>rest of the quarter he raises his hand to repeat exactly what the instructor just said

Sometimes I'll be reading near the classroom before class and he'll be pacing around looking at the ground and I can almost feel him staring at me.
I can't wait to get out of Community College.

>>371916

Despite my over-simplication of terms I am already aware of all of this, it is a sort of sinking feeling in the hearts of young people and myself, that something is very wrong with our society.

>>371461
>2011
>Using 'alpha' and 'beta' like it means shit
>ISHYGDDT

>>371927
There's a reason we don't spend all our time on /r9k/

It's not my job to educate the manchildren, half of whom would likely respond hurr ur a faggot lol u buttmad beta bitch etc.

Though it's become really fucking irritating when other *chans and other boards are all infested with such fuckwits. Because then the board becomes nothing about whining about no gf, but they don't bother trying to meet people. Then they do it the stupid way, try to find a manual or some shortcut and such. And it becomes a case of "in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king" because there'll be one shit head who is "alpha and fucks bitches" (may or may not be lying out his ass) and misleads all the virgins. It gets to a certain critical mass of derp I don't even feel like bothering.

>>371943
It's probably over diagnosed now. But the internet is making people a lot more socially retarded. It seems like people don't even bother talking on the phone so much anymore. I want nothing to do with the twit/face society. Goddamn it's fucking annoying.

Of course it's also easy to get a skewed view being on the internet a lot, because IRL you don't see like half the people who're on the internet constantly, and the more social people are obviously not on *chan boards all day. Kind of like getting the impression everyone smokes cigarettes because you live above a biker bar.

>>371916
Hey grandpa, the 50's weren't that great either, women and minorities were treated like second-class citizens and gays were lynched.
If you want to blame the culture on someone, blame it on advertising which promotes instant gratification and juvenile pursuits of ego and sex at every turn.

>>372001

Well to be fair, I guess I was irritated because it feels like being betrayed. Then again, you don't owe it to me and neither do I owe it to the people here.

It's just a sensation of disgust that I feel for the utter lack of morality and personal responsibility that has so thoroughly permeated our society.

I've actually never met an autistic or a person with the burgers in my life but I guess here they're everywhere.

>>371753
>But only one of us actually knows how to treat a real woman (and physically attractive with great personalities and highly intelligent too).
>woman (and physically attractive with great personalities and highly intelligent too
>woman highly intelligent

No!

Just No!

>>371516
another video from that guys aspie joshua. oh man this kid is funny. he will definitely need some PUA though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kYbEz_QIJ0

>be boy scout in board of review to get Eagle.
>Aspie is like 13, super loud, allergic to damn near everything and other scouts manage to tolerate him
>mother of aspie says this in the in the board
"I was talking to Anthony (her son) and asked what he thought about you, and he said "HE'S A SUPERHERO!"
>I would have burst out laughing if i hadn't been so surprised that i must treat him the best.

mfw.

>>372034
Quite...
And then we try to sell ourselves on tweetbook in the same way that the commercials sell us the sexgrat.
Loosing any touch with reality and presenting a shining polished avatar of somethin something which then eats out the last remains of our semi-sane selves...

As for the PUA cult(ure)... heck, some of it is great advice for many social situations - same as the bible, but one should never take either of those to heart.

I _do_ advise everyone to read "the game" by Strauss, independent of their level of burgerness: I found it rather satirical, if anything - or maybe that's just my optimism regarding the author...

>>372047
When you were growing up in school, you never had "that kid" who was loudly and obnoxiously unaware he was "that kid"?
I never went to a large school, and there were always dozens of them/

>>371768
i thought the numa numa guy was blonde

>>372047
>autistic person
>here they're everywhere

>oh god why are my sides splitting dot jaypeg

>be in college gamers club
>run by autistic guy with napoleon complex
>suggests we go fishing on a boat and bring our ds's and psps
>point out that the sun would make it darn near impossible to use them.
>he excitedly suggests we use umbrellas.
>everyone laughs hysterically at him because the mental image is ridiculous.
>guy flies into a rage and screams at the top of his lungs about how we are shit heads and not real gamers because we shot down the idea.


Same guy months before I even started up in the gamers club
>back when myspace was king get message from him.
>refer to image attached.
>ignore everyone of them and highly creeped out.

>>372131

I had three of them in my Pre-calc class junior year; it was torturous.

>>372176
That is no way to introduce yourself. ever.

>>372176

Fucking hell, man. I don't even know what to say to that.

So, this is basically an /r9k/ meetup thread?

>>371768

That was hilarious, thanks anon

>>372176
Did you uhhh check around your house for cameras

>>372176

>suggests we go fishing on a boat and bring our ds's and psps
>point out that the sun would make it darn near impossible to use them.
>he excitedly suggests we use umbrellas.
>everyone laughs hysterically at him because the mental image is ridiculous.
>guy flies into a rage and screams at the top of his lungs about how we are shit heads and not real gamers because we shot down the idea.

I don't know, it sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

>>372344

I mean, if you don't play vidya on a boat in the middle of a lake with an umbrella, you don't know SHIT about video games.

>Freshman in college
>autistic kid named Zach spends first 2 months of school wandering around the quad asking girls for hugs
>girls pity him at first, and are thus nice to him
>he starts asking if they want to make out
>everyone gets creeped out, starts to avoid him
>he doesnt get the hint
>one day, comes up to girl im talking to and says
>"I'LL SHOW YOU MY PENIS IF YOU SHOW ME YOUR VAGINA"
>she starts screaming at him that he's a sick fuck
>he starts crying and runs away
>we both gtfo of there
>find out later that he paid a girl $500 to have sex with him

Jesus christ that kid was creepy as FUCK. Everyone pitied him at first but that got old fast.

>few years ago
>college tour
>eating
>some guy with glasses walking around
>"oh my god there arent any empty tables why does this always happen to me oh i dont need this now"
>does this for a couple minutes
>finally gf and i invite him to sit with us
>"oh... thank you that's very nice of you"
>eats fast
>runs away
learned some stuff about the college from him, but it was obvious he had some social disorder

>>372028
I can't talk on the phone, it gives me panic attacks.

I'm autistic, in college now, & I wasn't as creepy as these guys. I'm kinda awkward but in a good way, have a shitty fashion sense, feel really weird when I dance or people cheer me on & I'm too afraid of cops to stay at parties like last night when I drank and smoked a little bit. I also have a shit attention span and got a poopy SAT score of 1210.

Drinking is really hard for me, when I took DARE as a kid, I took all of the anti-drug propaganda to heart, so it may have set up a mental boundary in my mind.

I always consider my personal moral code and the way I act in public, making me try to be the nicest person possible. I'm also open minded, but I always listen to people and try to see the world from their point of view.

Empathy, compassion and general understanding are the things that helped me overcome my autism.

bump!

sharpening reorke

Most of these stories sounds more like HFA or classic autism, not Asperger's.

>>372430
Son, I am proud.

>>372344
well he was actually suggesting that we play our games while HE fishes...Cant think of a more awkward way to spend a sunday...

>>372330
I'm not going to lie...totally popped the vents off just to check...

> Have brother with aspergers who is a fucking genius, academically
> Watch him become bogged down by all the assholes in high school
> Brother drops out of school and is now 20 and a major alcoholic

Fuck the world.

>>372552
More like full-blown autism.

>>372552
Thank you, father :,)

>Statistics course
>Guy sits in the front row every day, asks questions about strangely insignificant things and seems slightly off
>Always opens the door for me, calls me ma'am and is demure and respectful
>Find out he has asperger's
>Respect him all the more for it

Oh, wait, this is 4chan

>In calculus 17 class, my sophomore year of highschool but I'm pretty smart lol
>Dude sits in the first row, scoots up farther towards the front than anyone else
>Constantly interrupting the teacher, arguing with him in a high-pitched voice and loudly talking about airplanes
>Always sexually harassing me, randomly calling me sexual names and touching my ass
>Probably because I'm so sexy
>Oh but also he's really autistic and fucked up let's laugh at him over the internet
>heehee

>>372625
sounds similar to me but i ended up getting my life together and being accepted to columbia as a transfer student after two years at community college
cool
actually nobody bugged me in school because i played football and was scary looking i just hated myself and was crazy
whatever lol

>>372430
Do you stim?

Captcha: stimulation tsidgh

>>372683
>complaining about sexual harassment means you're a bitch

>>372715
If you're talking about masturbation, then, well, yeah. Doesn't everybody?

I always ask women and other bi/gay men out, they've either got boyfriends or just reject me subtly, so I've just got a case of forever alone, not neckbeard. Always try with confidence, leave with a smile.

I like sharpening my reorke (earlier captcha, lol)

>>372751
>The point was that these stories are trumped up bullshit
>You aspie

>>372683
The first story really doesn't belong in this thread, now does it? It was about people who have aspergers or something and act really intrusive and make social situations awkward. Everyone's been there at some point, and it's hard for anyone to be an asshole to the person they are talking about in real life because they wouldn't actually want to hurt that person's feelings. That's why a place like 4chan is so great, you get to be anonymous and just vent your bullshit to a group of complete strangers, after which it will just go away. Of course, i'm sorry that you took it the wrong way and decided to get your butt in a hurt over it, but like you said, this is 4chan. Nothing you say here has any real consequences, and you are bound to be offended eventually. Next time, instead of shitting up a thread, just skip it and move on, thanks.

>>371836

Asperger's syndrome and Autism is not a syndrome. It is just incompetence and idiocy.

>In algebra sophomore year
>Tolerable aspie kid in my class
>African immigrants everywhere (In burlington, vermont- what the fuck?)
>African girl calls aspie kid retarded
>She gets punched in the face
>All of my lolz

>>372818
Stim as in "stimming".

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimming

>>372898
You just made me fucking day.

>>371836
Are you trying to imply that /r9k/ is a place for aspies to hang out? Sure, there are aspies in the ranks, but that's the same on every board. /r9k/ is mainly a place for producing original content, and a nice hang out for people who are a bit socially awkward. Not everyone who is socially awkward is full-blown obnoxious aspie level. Aspies who are fine in public would not be mentioned in this thread, because it's for stories about the ones who were just weird and obnoxious to us during our daily routines.

ITT people who were poorly raised by their parents and not exposed to other children at the right age claim to be autistic.

you don't cure autism. you can learn how to be sociable.

> In an art class
> I make a joke about aspies being too stupid to know how to paint, and they'd just squirm on the floor consuming legos
> This aspie then comes in and gets all butthurt, telling me to "get out".
> I asked him what seperated aspies from psychopaths
> He responds that autistics are smart because people who are smart have autism
> I reply that he may actually be a mongoloid, and that he should murder his morther for giving birth to such a pathetic waste
> He starts to cry, even though this is college
> He then runs out of the room

A few hours later...
> The idiot apparently fell down the large stairs whilst running out of the art class and is now in hospital, according to a friend on IRC
> I write this post on 4chan and I feel like such a dick for taunting the poor guy, maybe he was a mongoloid after all?

>>372918
Oh, sorry, ha ha!

Sometimes I shake my head or need to blink both my eyelids the exact number of times in the same sequence to satisfy some strange tension, but I haven't done that in a while.

When I was about 9 or 10, I had to repeat the last syllable of a word I spoke in a sentence to myself as a rhyme to quell that feeling too, like the world would get eaten by a black hole if I didn't.

>>373058
Exactly, that's what I did, & I think I excel in it better than others regarding to the treatment of strangers and such.
>>373059
Wait, so you're in college and you tauntingly asked the autistic/psychopath question, then, after he answered with his obviously false theory that his mother told him (my parents did this too, but you could have just said it's not true), you go on to tell reply that he may actually be a mongoloid?

All the while saying that he should murder his morther for giving birth to such a pathetic waste?

Dude, if you're smart enough to get into college, you should consider the way you treat other human beings before condoning them.

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>be in french
>aspie boy who sits next to me has huge crush on me
>always trying to start a convo with me
>ALWAYS about the Beatles
>one day asks me "do gurls have pubic hair, because they dont have balls it would look wierd?"
> feel weirded out
>answer question as best i could
>wait tell bell rings to gtfo as fast as i could
>he catches up to me
>asks me "so hows the sex?"
> me "what? the sex with my bf? wonderful...?"
> him "on a scale from 1- 10."
>me "perfect 10." i say in a scared tone
>him "would you like to have better?"
> i stop i y tracks dumbfounded "um no!"
>he keeps walking with a smile on his face.


later i the year

>him "so hows sex with gurls? which do you perfer? boys or gurls?"
>me "that is none of your business!"
>since i cant change seats i continue to do my work while he still tries to ask me questions
>

>be starting at new uni
>in class, social retard aspie fuckhead faggot sits down, stalks me.. i later realise
>be out of class, having lunch, alone, because i don't know anyone there yet and really couldn't be fucked just at the moment.
>aspie comes over to me and starts a conversation about video games, since im not socially retarded and figured at this point he was just trying to make friends i engage him in conversation
>he says awkward shit like i should ask him questions about oblivion or fallout 3 because he knows those games so well, pfff as if id need to? just really awkward the way he was saying it.
>from then on, he sits next to me in class, big shit eating smile on his face, tries to talk to me constantly even when getting a lecture and me not responding to him AT ALL.
>stands up "well im going to the toilet" i pokerface, "good for you man, keep it to yourself next time".
>shit is so awkward, i stop going to class, and still pass with high marks, it just wasnt worth the awkwardness of dealing with this retard.

FUCKING ASPIE.

>>371841
>>371836
I detect samefagging.

>>372376
See, this one just makes me sad.

When I was about 5 or 6 when I had just moved into my new house I met a kid who lived across the street from me. Didn't notice anything odd about him straight away other than that he was loud and hyper and laughed alot at anything. Later on in our friendship I would notice more odd things about him. Sometimes whilst we were walking he would randomly stop, lean against a wall, cross his legs, pull a face and grunt a little. I didn't know what it was he was doing for a long time, I'd even ask him what he was doing and he would act like I wasn't there with a look of concentration on his face. He was having a shit. He wore nappies (diapers). Sometimes I could even smell his shit but my child mind didn't link the two straight away and I just thought I could smell dog shit nearby. He was also terrified of getting a scratch. If he cut himself, even if it was the most tiniest blip of a cut ever, he'd go nuts, crying and squealing and then he'd run off to his mum. I nearly succeeded in calming him down once and making him understand that it was fine and that he wouldn't die, he chuckled a bit but it wasn't too long untl he caved in, cried and ran away.

After many years he finally moved away. But then when I was in high school he moved back again in the next street over and began attending the same high school as me. What was awful was that he had told teachers and such that he knew me and so was allocated to my lessons. One day in the middle of science class he was shown into the room, everyone was silent because we were in the middle of a lecture, so the teacher invites him in and asks where he wants to sit. He says loud and clear "well I know [anon]." He uses my full first and last name. He looks over to me and everyone looks at me and he is then sat next to me... I can smell the shit...

Oh god why...

>super quiet kid in a shitload of my classes throughout high school
>never saw him outside of school until like senior year
>seemed to actively avoid social interaction
>appeared somewhat normal even though he only ever talked to like four or five kids
>apparently he also had really good grades like me
>we end up going to the same college together
>second year of college he tells me he was diagnosed with asperger's when he was in 5th grade, and that he's deathly afraid of embarrassing himself to normal people
>mfw i silently thank him for not being a stereotypical autist fuckwad and for knowing when to keep his mouth shut

>Was diagnosed with low-level aspergers as a child
>Early 90s, before the Internet. Before that shit was cool
>See this thread
>Remember how much of a fuckup I was in Primary School

Oh god I'm cringing so hard right now. Thank goodness I improved in high school.

>>373059
You sound like a complete asshole, you know that right?

>>373457

He was not the only autistic kid to live in the same street as me either. There was another much younger one who had also moved away much later.

It was during my college days, I was about 17/18. I was walking home from college one day when I hear my name get called, a woman walks across a main road to tell me to wave at her son who is sitting in the car. He has his face pressed up against the car window with that dumb look he always used to have on his face, yes it was the small autistic kid who used to live in my street who I hadn't seen for a million years. She told me how he was waving to me but moaning and pulling a face at how I wasn't waving back. But his autistic brain couldn't process that I simply didn't see him.

I really just cannot tolerate having to interact with them, they're unpredictable and highly unstable alot of the time. His mum was nice though.

>Be autist.
>Get diagnosed with asshotdogs at 8.
>Grow out of it by 11.
>I get free taxis and shit to school.
>Be a dick to everyone, but a funny dick.
>Could be racist in school, then blame it on the autism.
>This is the funnest shit ever.
I had a "Classroom asistant" for one yeah, it was like having a slave.
I was the biggest dick and nobody could touch me, I felt like a fucking king.

>>371753
>beta faggot tries to justify his beta faggotry

rofl 30 internet girlfriends way to go dude. excuse me while i fuck tons of bitches.

>>373662

mate, you still have aspergers.

>Be autist.
no doubt.

>Get diagnosed with asshotdogs at 8.
yeah, changing the name to "asshotdogs" is so witty and clever, it totally makes it cool...

>Grow out of it by 11.
wishful thinking.

>I get free taxis and shit to school.
not free, paid for by society, you fucking waste of skin.

>Be a dick to everyone, but a funny dick.
no just a dick, just because you think "asshotdogs" instead of saying aspergers is comedy, the world does not. you were a stupid fuck and rude to people and tried cover up your shame and guilt by convincing yourself you were being funny.

>Could be racist in school, then blame it on the autism.
again, this is not funny. this is obnoxious and fucked.

>This is the funnest shit ever. I had a "Classroom asistant" for one yeah, it was like having a slave. I was the biggest dick and nobody could touch me, I felt like a fucking king.

you were so retarded you needed full time supervision, that person was not your slave, they were getting paid, and you are again proving you live in a fictional reality of your own creation and failing to see yourself for the retarded piece of shit parasite you are.

fucking end your life, right now. in case you didnt get the point of the thread, we are telling stories about autists and such not because we like these people, because we fucking hate these people, ie. YOU.

>aspie fucks see thread telling stories about aspie fucks
>aspie fucks think they are popular and cool
>all my wat

>>373820

Who ever posted this deserves a gold medal. That poster is the reason I support eugenics.

>>373820
I am unsure who is trolling who here.

>>373457
>>373629

Thank you so fucking much for not using greentext.
I love you so much, and your story was funny too.

>>372034
>women and minorities treated as second class
>gays lynched
>not great
Seriously? Sounds like the ideal situation to me.

>>373820
+10 internets to you, sir, for this remarkable example of service to the never-ending crusade to purge faggotry from the web.

bampu

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>>371460
holy fuck i think this post is about me
don't worry original poster, i'm much less of a faggot now

My boyfriend has autism, these threads kind of offend me, but at the same time a lot of them are hilarious so

bamp
asdgfsadgret

>>376230
>+10 internets to you, sir, for this remarkable example of service to the never-ending crusade to purge faggotry from the web.
This really should be its own certificate

>>372359
The last part is what does it, otherwise I thought the same thing. If you've got a handheld, why not go outside for a change? Some fresh air might be good for you basement dwellers. Of course, my immediate thought was also about it being completely stupid for risking losing your DS in a lake so

>>372371
I think people tend to overuse "creepy" these days. It's really a piss poor term that's mostly utilized for creating social pariahs or as a lazy attack strategy to exclude people. The majority of the time I've seen/heard it used was regarding doofy but generally benign seeming individuals. Most of the time these individuals are just unattractive or awkward. Actually creepy people seem to rarely be targeted.

That being said, wtf was wrong with that kid?

There's an aspie who I see on the bus almost every night. If our bus is late we miss the transfers for the other buses and he gets PISSED. He stomps his feet on the floor and kicks the seats. He screams swear words at the top of his lung. He's just a pure ball of retarded hate staring out at you through coke bottle glasses. It's fucking hilarious. He's completely harmless and couldn't hurt a fly. If I'm not in a hurry I hope we are running late so I can see how the other people on the bus will react when he goes off. The drivers know him and don't pay any attention. Most of the other people get scared or angry. It's fun to watch their looks of horror.

Most of these people could have been, you know, just regular dumbasses. You don't have to be autistic to be a socially retarded spazz.

All of you people who think that they've grown out of autism need to know that either:

a) you haven't

or

b) you never had autism in the first place

proper autism is the result of a miswired brain. the connections never get made and you're always autistic - there is no cure.

at best you can learn patterns of behaviour to imitate but in the end you're just exhibiting behaviour you've been taught you still don't understand the emotions or thoughts the other person is going through.

if you never had autism in the first place then you just didn't develop any social skills when you should have. the bad news for you is that you'll never quite get it right either. you might get half way there but you won't ever be a natural and everyone will always think you're a bit weird because you are.

you can probably blame your parents for keeping you isolated from other people when you were younger - home schooled perhaps.

in your case, when the patterns should have been forming in your brain they didn't. there's nothing physically stopping your brain from forming the patterns but they will be shallow scratches and not the deep grooves they should be.

if you are autistic then you won't give a fuck about this post. if you are a social retard (and that's exactly what you are) then you will be butthurt by this post or at least feel compelled to reply.

haha oh wow, this thread is still here?

inb4blox

Dear God, I love how blissfully ignorant the people on this site are. You know next to nothing about the topics you discuss, but willingly make assholes of yourselves anyways, because you're 'anon'.
I was gonna say something about how you need to shut up and quit making fun of people who weren't as fortunate as you in their genetic structure, but then I realized that it's 4chan and 80% of the lifeless s.o.b.s here have no intellect to speak of, so it would just be wasted.
Please, continue bashing helpless individuals to your heart's content. I rather enjoy reading your stupidity.

>be in secondary school
>there are these two kids who are twins, ones really popular but the other is an aspie
>the aspie kid puts on a stupid shit American accent all the time when trying to be funny
>repeats anything funny someone says straight after they say it
>instead of walking normally he walks on the tables kicking everyones work by accident and says in his fucking American accent "sorry man," and does an annoying nasally chuckle
>keeps complaining to us how he's never been drunk and constantly tries to get himself invited to parties
>invite him to one party because were sick of him asking
>he wears a misfits t - shirt, black jeans and a black chain
>black vans
>he starts walking around with us not saying anything and listening to shitty metal music on his iPod
>doesn't drink any alcohol, we ask him why but he says his mum will ground him if he's drunk (even though his brother was getting shitfaced)
>about an hour in he hasn't said a word to anyone and starts watching Anime on his iPod
>we start talking to some girls and one goes up to him and she asks him sarcastically if he will fuck her upstairs
>he doesn't say anything and eventually the girl can't help but laugh and his twin brother says "Hahaha can't you just fuck off Steven look at you,"
>he just walks out of the house while were all laughing
>come the end of the party we see him sitting on the sidewalk
>he sat on the sidewalk for 4 hours
Kids are harsh, man, but he had it coming. I have another story if anyone wants to hear it.

>>382758
This is seriously all you can say about this pitifull lot of pretentious retards.

>>382758
>>383615
>whiteknights

>>371199
Did he like scream it out loud or did he just say it calmly?

>>383085
>>383085
>>383085
yes
yes
tell us

To be honest I haven't met anyone with high grade refined autism in years, most of them drop off around college when the laser-beam enthusiasm and memory give way to actually having talent in a field.

Now people with Asperger's? Yeah I know tonnes. The computer industry is full of them, in every field and at every level it's wall to wall aspies.

I actually don't mind working with them, they tend to be useful and honest coworkers and a few of my friends are asperged too. They can be a bit blunt but I quite like that sometimes, it makes a nice change from the fuckwits you get spreading gossip and thinking 'OMG I AM TEH PUPPETMASTURR!' as if no one can see exactly what they've done but are too apathetic to actually point it out.

>be 16 year old femanon
>guy starts talking to me on fb
>sure whatever. dgaf.
>becomes increasingly needy, HAS TO TALK TO ME EVERY DAY ALL THE TIME
>tell him to chill the fuck out
>he doesn't
>block him from fb
>half a year later
>he starts talking to my bf
>bf doesn't listen to me and says it's fine, nothing will happen by him talking to me
>assburger kids starts telling my boyfriend that he's inadequate for me, that instead he should be dating me
>bf was like lol okay
>I fucking raged hard
>kid joins the school newspaper staff, me being editor of everything goes "uh. we have a problem."
>kid gets kicked out/leaves the class
>he gets my number and sends me endless texts about how I'm out to get him blah fucking blah what a bitch I am just trying to ruin his life
>he sends me a picture of a vagina
>wtf

cont.

>>389513
>teacher hears story, makes me approach a principal, I get bitched at when she read the conversation because I said "shit"
>wtfuck
>go home for lunch
>mom is on phone, comes out and goes "Who is _________?"
>wtf
>"I just talked to his mom. She is concerned about how you're treating him. You don't understand him."
>WTF
>explain story to mom
>mom gets pissed at assburgers mother, is going to tell her to go to hell if she calls again
>go back to school, tell teacher his mom just called my house
>teacher freaks out, prinicipal tells me we can do a restraining order if I'd like
>um no that's okay (engage retard mode on my part)
>be 18
>work at a grocery store
>assburger somehow knew I worked there
>started texting my new bf that I'm out to get him because I was working at HIS GROCERY STORE THAT HE WENT TO AS A BABY
>wtf
>tell my boyfriend he's an idiot and block his number
>no
>wtf

cont.

>>389523
>sleeping one night before I had to go to work early in the AM
>hear this BANG
>wake up, think it was the electricity gone out, freak out, check my phone to make sure it's alive, it is
>wtf
>go back to sleep
>wake up to BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>see egg running down my window (which I don't cover with shades even though I sleep in practically nothing)
>go to parents room
>the house was just egged
>"go back to bed"
>don't get any sleep, who the fuck would egg my house I haven't made any enemies this year, especially ones who would know where I live
>wake up in morning, only my bedroom (which is on the corner of the house) was egged, not my brothers room, or the room next to mine, JUST MINE
>egg everywhere, already cooking because it's fall/strong sunlight
>oh my god

cont.

>>389537
>bf gets a text from assburger
>"And she arose like a siren, her hair shimmering like flaxen in the moonlight, pale as a .... etc etc"
>OH MY GOD
>OH MY GOD
>never do anything about it
>move away for college
>the end

The best part is I found out from a neighbor of his that he stalked her too, he would stick letters in her window at night confessing his love to her. Even though he had never talked to her.

>>389537

owned so hard

>>389548

I bet he was trolling.

>>389564
He left the egg carton in the neighbors yard too.
We're still trying to get the egg out of the crevices of my window panes.

>>389597
How so?