I had a Runescape girlfriend when I was 12

I loved her very much

Find her for me

>>367797
>Function on the team?
>Work hours?
>On what projects did you work?
>Thoughts on Runescape?
>How is the company culture?

Can you give me a party hat?

Played the game since 2006 but I'm only Lvl 70 coz i quit so much and came back.

Why are you such a fagget?

>Jagex

lol, faggot

>>367800
I wouldn't know where to begin.
>>367801
I'm head moderator for FunOrb and I help choose the player moderators for Runescape.
I work 10 hours a day everyday excluding Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
It's a fun game, not for me however.
Good natured, laid back.
>>367802
Yeah.
Not really though.

Why is Runescape so limited? Even the brief time I was member it bored the fuck out of me.

>>367805
I don't know, sorry.
>>367817
Thank you.
>>367827
I guess that's just your take on the game. There are many, many different things to do. Maybe you just didn't find the right one?

>>367827
Because it's a fucking Java game.

>>367822

Could I grab one then? I'd be the happiest fucker alive since I've never had over 2M.

How long you been working at jagex?

>>367822
>I wouldn't know where to begin.

Her screen-name was Lastragan, give me her address already I know you have that shit

summoning and dungeoneering are horrible fucking skills.

>>367797
How much cock do you eat each day?

>>367843
I've done nearly all the f2p quests, and I liked it at first, but t got old really quickly.

>Why hasn't Funorb been updated in so long?

>How long has it been out.. 3 years? and no >update for over 1, that's pretty brutal.

I feel like the creators of the game are just going to give up on it any day now, why do you think this is?

>Also, what's the deal with this Golden Scythe?

>>367853
I can't hand out items. Questions like this will be ignored.
>>367856
Three years as of 2 months ago.
>>367861
>>367864
Sorry you don't like them. I'll agree though, Dungeoneering does take a lot of time. More than I have!
>>367868
The same amount as your closet homosexual father.
>>367869
Maybe you should look into the members quests if you have intentions of playing again.
>>367870
FunOrb is a side project and not the main focal point of Jagex.

We see no reason to update currently.

>>367868
Lots thanks

Make me a moderator then.

>>367800
chances are it was a dude
I used to do that shit all the time

>>367884
any big updates coming up?

Are you allowed to give yourself anything in-game?

>>367898
Not that easy, sorry. :)
>>367905
We always have new content being produced! We constantly update our Dev blog, you should give it a look! :)
>>367910
Not on my personal account haha, I don't have an account on Runescape with the abilities to do that.

Can you give us any info on any future updates?

Crystal city, Dragon crossbow etc?

Also, what are the benefits of working there?

Make me a P-Mod?

How did you land this job? Tell us a bit about your education.

>>367920
What I can say that is that we have a few rather large updates planned for the upcoming months, Runescape wise.
Hope you like quests.
Benefits? Well, I've met a lot of very, very nice people here, I get discounts such as membership and Jagex store items, plus free coffee! Woo hoo!
>>367931
To become the head Moderator of an entire team, I had to have good leadership skills as well as decision making. I went to college for graphic design and I took a few years of programming classes but I left those. I started out doing concept art here and there but was recently made head Moderator for FunOrb.

why does Jagex sound like a condom brand?

>>367904
Me too, it was glorious, especially when we exchanged skype/msn and we turn webcam on and he sees a dude laughing at his ass.

Yeah jagex dude, what are your thoughts on onlinedating?

Runescape ruins childhoods....

What happened with that one mmo you were working on..

Steller Dawn was it?

there was also another one, sort of a medeival asain landscapey-thing

>>367952
Good question! Lol.
>>367957
Hmm...online dating...touchy subject, however personally I see nothing wrong with it. I met my Girlfriend of 6 years online (not a game, mind you) and we've been happily together since. As long as there is commitment behind it, anything is possible. :) Don't judge others based on preference and style, you find love in many different places.

That was a bit sappy.

>>367969
How so?

>>367969
Nah it ruins the childhoods of weakass kids. Natural selection is a bitch.

>>367972
I wouldn't know anything on the production of other games. The progress, anyway. That isn't my area.

I like you OP, bro as fuck.

So you're not into the game, but do/would you get any gameplay advantages(or any) of the sort?

>>367973
Well alright, but people in runescape go a bit further then just 'contact' they even role-play having sex with each other.
I wouldn't say that's a very emotionally-healthy thing to do, and what's the compagnies view on this?

So wtf do you do with a website that doesnt get updated?

>>368007
Masturbate to it

any bots that still work?

how did you get a job for jagex OP? where did you start from?

Why aren't you playing Skyrim?

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>>368031
>>368031
>>368031
>>368031
>>368031
>>368031

Only valid question in this thread

>>367996
Not on any personal account, no. That would make things highly unfair.
>>367999
What people do in their spare time is of no concern or business of mine. If people wish to engage in acts such as that, then let them. If they like doing it, why stop them? It isn't our job to look after them.
>>368007
Stuff and things.
>>368011
There are a few privately owned ones, yeah.
>>368019
I originally came on the team as a concept artist but they noticed my leadership skills and asked if I wanted to be head moderator for FunOrb.
>>368031
Sky-what? I haven't heard enough about it.

>>368037
Why aren't you playing skyrim then?

>>368042
>Sky-what? I haven't heard enough about it.

Your credibility, it is lost

Is mod Crab hot?

>>368042
>Sky-what
Oh boy...

no thank you, I'll just test something instead

>>367986

>>368056
>dem birds
lol'd

>>368049
>implying I wasn't being sarcastic
>implying the first thing I do when it installs is play it all weekend
>>368055
Different tastes for different people.
But yeah pretty much.

GIMME FREE SHIT FAGGOT

Do you live in Cambridge? I pass the Jagex office everyday.

>>367797

Did Jagex get Jacmob to abort the release the new RsBuddy client?

Also

Is Jagex worried about lose of income after the Botnuke? As botters won't buy membership for their accounts

>>368127
Yes, I moved here for the job actually.
>>368156
No we didn't and no, we still have many loyal players paying for membership.

Does Jagex have concern for its players? As in, a lot of people get "addicted" to the game and play for hours on end. Do they know that it happens, and do they care about it?

It has beautiful doors

Whatever happened to Zezima? Did he die?

>>368184
Yeah, we notice but it's their lives.
>>368201
Thank you.
>>368211
He plays FunOrb.

Are you a homosexual beast?

Would you say you have it easier than the guys working on the actual development team? You hear a lot of those stories about gruesome work hours and soul-crushing crunch periods.

how much you getting paid, dude?

How gay do you have to be for Jagex to employ you?
Do you have to dress in a rainbow leotard while holding a pink dildo? Do they give you cavity searches before and after?
I'm just wondering because a little bird told me that Jagex is extraordinarily gay.

I wasted 210 days of play time on your game.
Can you give me some of the life I lost back?

OP I am doing research at the university level, research which Runescape has application. Who should I contact to see about working with you guys or getting access to certain information?


I'm being vague on purpose :)

Email me at econsci2@gmail.com if you like

Is it true Peters ex gf slept with a jagex staff members while they were going out? Also got told by Rachel about it.