Fuck yeah I'm "going to pron" almost every night

I went. I depress'd. I eventually got dragged into dancing, which was enjoyable for a few minutes. Then I depress'd again.

why the fuck would anyone go to prom? waste of money and its just a big dick waving contest.

I'm going to prom this year. Got my date lined up already. Shit should be fun but I don't know.

I didn't go. It seemed so stupid. That night I just got together with a bunch of friends, went out to the park and got shit faced. Yes, I did get laid.

i graduated high school before i was old enough to go

oh well, i don't think i missed out on much.

Didn't go to prom. 3 years later still don't give a shit.

I went to mine and my girlfriend's. She was my date to both. We went because she idealized it, stayed at both for no more than 30 minutes of mild chatter and light dancing, then left to bowl or drink or whatever kids do after prom.

Go to yours, if you're not paying out of pocket for a tux and tickets. Honestly, there's more reasons to go than not go.

I am a senior, i'm a girl. I'm considering going to prom, but I need a date. It shouldn't be too hard, I'm not hideous, I just want to go with someone that will be fun.
I might fuck them.

I went with one of my younger sister's friends. It was ok. I danced with a few different people, so did she. I had some fun hanging with my friends and such, I don't regret spending the money. And no to the final question.

Is the prom REALLY such a big deal?

yeah i went, with my girlfriend, and it sucked ass. but we did fuck. but seriously prom sucked ass. however, you should definitely go, because i want you to know how much it fucking sucks.

I didn't go to prom. I wasn't really great friends with anyone in my year at school and wasn't interested in that kind of thing at the time. I don't think I missed out, it isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things. My girlfriend at the time and I stayed in and watched reruns of house and fucked a lot. Superior.

I'm a senior in HS.
Not going because of poor.
If I'm still with my girlfriend at that point, I'll go to hers.

If you went to your prom, I will consider you a normalfag and treat you accordingly. If you are a woman, it will likely cause me to lose romantic interest in you.

(Exceptions are made if you went in cosplay or something, in which case you earn massive awesomeness points.)

I didn't go. My mother gave me $200 for tickets, and etc....

I used that to help buy a night long session with an escort. I have an RX from my doc for Oxycontin 20 MG #60 a month. I gave her 10 of them on top of the 200 bucks and she agreed to spend the night with me. We watched TV and snorted painkillers and fucked all night.

Feels good man.

>>3657456
I'm glad I live nowhere near you, faggot.

Senior prom... lol. Spend $400 for a dress before I even had a date because I fucking FELT like it... Even though I couldn't REALLY afford it. I made it work. Then met my current boyfriend of a year 2 weeks before the dance. Gave him a handjob in the car after prom, he reciprocated, then we crashed on my best friend's couch. It was fun.

Most people at my school were fuckin morons, i had zero desire to go to my prom. Instead we all went to my friends house and played poker and got drunk, it was the anti prom.

Went to prom and i actually had a date (who was super shitty) Just ended up hanging with the bros and danced to only one song.

It was waste of money bad music, bad food, and shitty dancing but I'm glad I went so I'm not like you loser fucks

I went to prom last year (my senior year) it was alright. It was $120 for tickets. I rented a tuxedo and got flowers and a corsage for my date the total for everything including alcohol and stuff was like $400

>>3657465

It's a fairly common attitude among nerds. I assure you you're looked down on by people in your area as well.

>>3657504
>but I'm glad I went so I'm not like you loser fucks

lol you would probably jump off a bridge too if it would conform you

>>3657520
oh and we did have drunken sex that turned out bad because we didn't talk to each other for a couple months after

Honestly for $400 you could get a very good looking prostitute (Think, pr0n star hot) for an hour of hot wild sex.

Or you can spend $400 to dance then get a shit tier blow job from some drunk girl in a hotel room with 10 other people in it.

>>3657542
my friends that didnt go told me this and looking back maybe spend 200 on a decent hooker and rest on drugs

I don't like being around the kind of people that go to parties, drink alcohol, drugs, etc.

No idea why. It should all be fun but I just get depressed.

I went to my prom.

Even though I don't really like most of the people who were there, still - I knew them for some time now and it was nice to have this sort of party together.

Didn't have a boyfriend at the time so I went with my BFF. We later made out when drunk and that almost ruined our friendship afterwards. >.>

A fat chick asked me but I declined and didn't go because I'll rather be a recluse than be seen with my own league.

Did anyone go without a date?

insecurefag here.

>>3657618
I did in 11th grade, just went with friends. Danced with guys I knew. Wasn't bad.

>>3657483

He gave you a handjob too?

>>3657650
Uh, not exactly. He didn't finger me, but he rubbed my clit until I came. Whatever you would call that.

>>3657612

This made me laugh out loud. Sorry to giggle at your misfortune.

>>3657483

He gave you a handjob too?

mootclock

>>3657669
Who gives a shit. I can give myself a hand job, what's so special about that? You should have sucked his dick.

Senior in high school, prom is coming up in a couple months. I have no intention of going, I would just be sitting in the corner staring at my watch, waiting to leave.

>>3657630

Are you a chick though? Me and my broskis are debating it, the one that does have a girlfriend [he's 18, she's like 21, they fuck all night, lucky asshole] isn't even taking her if he does [don't blame him].

We're not recluses either, we're all fairly comfortable talking to girls I just am terrified of asking attractive ones out, mostly because they'll say no. But I've had a grade 11 chick have a huge crush on my a few months ago, probably still does, she's like 1/4 nigra and an annoying fucking pseudintellectual, though. There's like one or two other chicks in my grade who like me too, but they're both fairly gross. One's an anorexic as fuck model, one's a fat short chick who's still a good friend and pretty cool.

Fuck, I'll probably just not go.

>>3657688
Give me a break, we had just started dating. I ended up blowing him a few days or a week later or something.

My prom was laced with hype over hype over hype. I think I had to be photographed with several rolls of film before I left home, then I got photographed again (same deal, at her house)...then at prom -THEN I HAVEN'T SEEN THE PICTURES (EVER?) ... I seriously don't remember what happened to those pictures.

It's really just another dance. I'm not thrilled that i went (or sad either). The girls were "pre-arranged" to be taken home by a concerned mother. I got laid another day. Prom sex is just sex.

That night is not special unless you're heading towards a white trash lifestyle ...then renting a limo becomes the cherry of your life.

I went to prom. I had planned not to, but then I got asked by a girl I liked, got free tickets, and a free corsage. Didn't drop a fucking cent.

>>3657708
Reading this made me wish I was 12 again.

>>3657845

Wrong, bro.

I'm 14.

I had no interest. Besides it was too expensive even if I wanted to go.

Hi, /r9k/

Let me tell you about my senior prom. I went both years, the first being the most boring hour of my life before I left to get wasted with my friends. The second year, I decided to have a little more fun with.

You know the stereotypical image of the badboy spiking the punch with alcohol? Well, I did that, but in place of alcohol, I dumped two large vials of LSD into it.

The results were hilarious.

Everyone was tripping tits, enjoying the ride, saying and doing stupid shit. Then there were the people that I had completely fucked with, the ones I went up to who were having a bad trip already, but were sent deeper down the rabbit hole when I began to tell them they didn't exist or asking them if everyone around them really does care about them. Bricks were shat.

Once the staff figured out what was going on, at least the sober ones, the police and parents were called. Everybody was bummed, but at least they still had ten hours of tripping left.

Afterwards, you heard a lot of people asking for LSD at school. I made bank.

Anyway, that's my story. I hope you enjoyed it more than I did.

i went as a junior and a senior. I wore my dads tux cause we are the same size and I helped carry chairs and tables for the student gov and got me and my dates tickets for free. All i had to buy was dinner for myself, she bought her own. It was fun. Junior Year I kissed my date and woulda gone for more but I was a nervous virginfag and got scared. Senior year I went with a friend and nothing happened.

>>3657900
You trolling junior? It kinda explains stuff if you're 14 too though.

I didn't go. My prom was 65 dollars a ticket, and my girlfriends was prom was 90 dollars a ticket. Cash a dinner for each night, plus tux rental, we're talking 500 bucks for two nights. Fuck that. We just fucked at my house instead and had just as good a time.

I'm a senior in HS and yes I'm going to prom. I'm taking a beautiful date who's really cool, but I'm not doing any crazy party shit afterwards.

We don't have such a prom tradition in my country. Luckily? Would probably not be able to find a date and be all baaaawy while everyone would enjoy themselves, sounds horrible.

>>3657933
A true IRL troll. A tip of the hat to you, sir.

I went, had a great time cos the music was varied and by request, danced and sang with girlfriend to our favorite shared songs. Played Brawl and watched The Tick at a friend's placed afterwards.

And this thread reminds me how I'll never do it again now that we're apart. Fuck everything.

Seniorfag here.

Went to Junior Prom alone, no friends or date or anything. $50 for a ticket, used a tux I already had. For most of it, I spent the night standing or sitting around awkwardly with some other people. All of us weren't really friends, we just decided to make small talk to make ourselves look like we were having a good time. I only really danced for the last 15 minutes with a group of friends. It was so fun, I was mad that I put off dancing till the end. The girl I have a crush on looked so fucking fabulous, I was extraordinarily jealous of her prom date. Most of prom I spent raging at the thought of her date cumming inside her virgin pussy at an after party. When prom was over and they were sending everyone out, we talked a bit. Her parents were pretty strict, and it turns out her mom actually came to pick her up from prom so she left immediately. Her date got cockblocked by her mom. Pic related, it's the face I made. Afterwards, I met up with 5 people I was acquaintances with. None of them had a car, so I drove them around town, we went to eat at McDonalds and I almost got them in a car crash. It was actually a lot of fun and made me glad I went to prom.

I'm going to senior prom too, probably alone as well. I could ask that girl I still like from last year, but we don't talk that much, like maybe once a week. I think it would be awkward to just ask her to prom. Besides, she probably has 10 other guys asking her. I think I'm going to have fun whatever happens.

If you didn't go to prom you're a loser. You know it. Everyone else knows it. You're going to be a loser for the rest of your life.

social anon here
I went to prom....twice

once in my year with my to-be summer fling. Shit was sad because of the whole "we're growing up" crap. It was great, can't complain. No fucking.

then again, same school, three years later because I started dating a sexy teen (who already my girlfriend of 5 months at the time, we dated for 14 months)...needless to say I got the stink eye from all of my former teachers because I was dating her. She was HOT and it was kind of lame because going to a high school prom when you're three years older than everyone is a tad awkward. We fucked on the first date. No sex that night because we camped on the beach with friends.

but im canadian
from what I understand from watching american television programming, prom is THE night that defines the rest of your life. The level of coolness that you exude there will be with you for the rest of your life. It can make you, it can break you. If you do it right, you become a man. It's an unforgettable experience no matter what happens
or so TV tells me.

yes, bad experince my fucking date couldn't handle her substances and ended up being a drag.

I remember being so excited for my senior prom because it was on my 18th birthday and I had this hot way-out-of-my-league 10 as my date. It must have been the fact that I was a big-shot senior and she was a junior that made me attractive to her, because I had absolutely no game back then. Still, it was the biggest girl-related victory of my life at the time and I was so high on myself that the only other way to go was down.

Two days before prom, she called and said she couldn't go, she had to go to a wedding out-of-state. She was very nice and apologetic about it and although I was really disappointed, I understood and wasn't too terribly upset about it.

So my birthday comes around, the day of the prom and I decide I'll just go with a friend of mine and goof around. Then I get a call from a friend saying that my former prom date attended his school's senior prom the night before with some other guy. This really wrecked me emotionally, although I tried not to show it in front of my friends. I think I still had some hope in the back of my mind that she just went there with a friend before she left town and didn't tell me so I wouldn't get angry.

>>3658421

TV lies

>>3658443
Continued

Still, I was so upset that I decided to stay at home and celebrate my birthday in bed listening to "Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong" by Radiohead on loop with that pulsing knot in my chest throbbing.

My friends went to prom and invited me to go the big afterparty, which I declined because I was too busy wallowing in my own self-loathing. I remember I was listening to Mitch Hedberg and cheering up a little when I got a text saying, "Shes here do you want us to rag on her"

Needless to say, I replied "Yes please" and she was ridiculed and regarded as a huge cunt for the rest of the year, which was the only thing that pulled me out of my depression. It was a slow process but now I look back at it and laugh because I know when she looks back at it, she cries.

Even so, whole thing fucked with me for years as far as trust issues and commitment goes, but now can I use that ultimate feeling of rejection creatively, and I've even used it to hook up with girls. At big parties or shows, I'll go up to a girl and tell her I never went to senior prom and they'll be like "awww" and we'll slow dance and end up hooking up. Works 90% of the time.

>>3657441
fucking fuck who are you

>>3658418
I didn't go. Fuck that gay ass shit.

Yes and yes

I got an MIP after prom when I was 15

>>3658451
oh im aware
the pressure put on americans at prom time
shit is unnecessary
just go, you may have a good time. if you feel like the evening is taking a turn for the worst, leave early

I'm going to prom tonight, it promises to be very free. My friend's boyfriend wanted to go, but my friend had a rehearsal to go to, so the boyfriend asked me to prom instead cos he really wanted to go. They'd already paid for the bid. Free tickets, free dinner, lots of attention :D

>>3658464
Did you hang out in a Walmart carpark instead?

I went to my prom with a girl I was dating out of town. The next year I was dating a girl who was a senior, and I went to her prom with her. I didn't really dance the last time though, because at that point I was fucking over the nignog music and sweaty fucks wearing nothing but tuxedo vests. I actually regret ruining her senior prom by not dancing with her, I am such an asshole.

>>3658456
This is kinda awesome I guess, you should have gone to that afterparty and drank your sorrows away though.

Seniorfag here. I'm going this year and the only other time I went was last year. Basically I sat around with friends and was bored the entire night. I live in a small-ass village with it's own school so you really don't have to pay anything to go to prom. So yeah.

>>3658260
I pull shit like that year round. I've only been caught once and even then, I was on very good terms with the entire faculty that they got a kick out of it, too, and my English teacher took us out for lunch.

By the way, if you want to know what I did, the attendance fag was hated by everyone, even within his own department. We called him all sorts of names, like J. Dubs, The Doof, Doofball, etc.

I would usually help out my English teacher after class with editing the school newspaper, so I had access to Photoshop on the computer, as well as portraits of every student and faculty member. I found a picture of a very obese child, the ones you would see on Maury being paraded around before the Boot Camp instructor comes in. Anyway, I shopped his face on there and made about 100 copies of said shop. Lulz were had.

>>3658516

I'm afraid to think of what would have happened if I went to that afterparty and she showed up.

I probably would have gotten completely annihilated and raged at her until she cried. Then I would have gone to a dark corner and cried harder.

Maybe it would have been better if I had confronted her that night, I dunno.

>>3658558
not prom related

Went junior year with a girl who was way into me, but I was too damn shy to do anything with. Senior yr I got asked by 2 different chicks to go (like 6 months before prom), one I had a crush on since my freshman year, and another that I was starting to like. Went with the one I'd known the longest, and it was awkward as hell, nothing came of it. The other chick ended up dating a guy exactly like me

Prom is pretty much whatever you make it. Prom is probably going to suck for r9k because you're mostly comprised of basement virgins. If you have a hot date, pre-game with your friends, go dance slutty with lots of girls, head to after party and fuck your girlfriend then obviously its going to be fun.

If you go to prom with someone you're not even attracted to, stand there all night complaining about how shitty the music is and not dancing, then obviously it's not going to be fun. Does r9k know how to have fun outside of fapping, 4chan, and videogames?

>>3658629
It would have, if you had been a man and personally told her how hurt you were and how cruel what she did was, she'd be twice as devastated now and you'd probably feel even better.

Sadly, I was not allowed at prom because of my propensity for "inciting others to mischief".
However, I did attend many a party and ruin a couple dresses with semen. I also talked the student council president into going down on the treasurer - their parents called the cops on me when it got out that I instigated it.
The cops took me in for questioning from school and said "Way to go, Cain!."

>>3658797
FUCKIN' CAAAAAIN

>>3658797
Come on, you know you want to. NOD wills it! You don't even have to swallow, you can spit it out afterward!

was $100, and played the vidya

Didn't go. Didn't care. 5 years later, no one else really cares either.

I went, with my girlfriend (still with her too!) but I did not get laid afterward because of the after party. Whatever?

Went to prom, got lost on the way, friend was threatening to commit suicide and sending texts to everyone, girl got sick from the food and wanted to go home after an hour.

Sucked.

I went. It was more fun than I thought it would be. I got roadhead, but she had no idea what she was doing.

Then I told her I was going away to college and she cried and told me she was in love with me and I felt bad and told her the same even though it was a lie then we broke up and got back together a year later after I didn't end up going to that college and I fell in love with her and we got engaged and she broke my heart. I don't know what the moral of the story is here...

18 year old senior here.

I'm still deciding if I want to go or not. I don't exaggerate when I say that there are no intelligent datable girls in my grade level. Therefore, I will have no date. I have no friends that are girls that don't already have dates.

I have a few friends and could probably sneak into someone's limo if I needed. Should I go?

I'm thinking about finding an escort and renting a room for the night - passing it as if I went to prom.

i did go to my prom senior year, was with my ex gf. went to prom with my current girlfriend her senior year, bout 2 years ago.

we're still together

Nope, didn't go to prom. I'd been working all year toward making the statewide debate tourney, same day, and wasn't going to miss it.

HOWEVER. There was a girl from another school in my city at the tournament. She was skipping her prom too. We talked and flirted throughout the tournament, both BAWing about being too pathetic to have prom dates, etc. After driving her back home (several hours), we decided to drop by my house to eat, hang out, etc. A few hours later, we were deflowering each other. Best night ever.

We kept at it through summer until we both left for college, and still manage to fuck whenever we're both in town--boyfriends and girlfriends be damned. Cool girl.

So even though I skipped prom completely, prom night was still probably one of the best nights of my life. Definitely in the top 5.

>>3659070
Was she hot?

Cool story by the way

Girl I sat next to in two different classes asked me. I was gonna ask her but I figured she wouldn't because she had a bf, but he was like 21 so he couldn't go to prom. Anyways, the meal was pretty cash, we went to some fast food Italian place because we didn't want to wait at some restaraunt for like 3 hours. Went to the dance, pictures, stupid dancing, blah blah blah. She went home to watch movies with her gay boyfriend and I got shitfaced and laid that night. Win-win.

>>3659070
Yeah, nice story. Hopefully she didn't stick a trumpet up your ass or something. Goddamn Lily Aldrin.

I'm actually going boating and fishing on prom day, fuck the prom.

I didn't even know where or when my prom was.

>>3659751
seconding that

I stayed home and played TF2 while drunk. I don't even fucking remember it.

>>3659590

Thanks.

Yeah, she was fairly hot. She was the kind of girl who won the genetic lottery but never figured out how to showcase it. At the time she had one of those great hourglass bodies--great tits and ass without being fat. She's packed on a few pounds since then, but still hit-worthy. Glasses if you're into that sort of thing.

What's funny is that, naturally, both of us were obsessed with others. I asked a girl to prom with whom I'd been smitten throughout all of high school (she knew and I was pretty open about it), but she turned me down for another date. (She later told me she was incredibly jealous after finding out what I did that night.) The debate girl had similarly tried to drop some heavy hints with a guy who wound up asking someone else. So we were both pretty butthurt going into the weekend. The endgame, as you know, was triumphant.

Never went, didn't care to.

I went to prom.

>>3660358
i lvoe how this wasnt mootblocked

Never went to any dances, the noise bothered me.

Went to prom junior and senior year. Both years I spent the majority of the time feeling awkward and compensating for it by making fun of everyone else there. Tried dancing but I felt like everyone was looking at me.


Did nay get laid on the actual prom night either year.

>>3657983

No, I actually turned 18 a month and a half ago (canadafag here), and yeah fuck it, I'll go with our without a date. Kind of don't want to waste the money though, but better than not going.

>>3660143
Me too, bro, me too.

No, I would've went, but my boyfriend was out of town. Prom's stupid, anyways. Formal wear costs way too fucking much.

I dropped out before my Senior Prom (got GED when I was 16 and started community college). I wouldn't have went anyway. I never went to any other dances before that either HS. Not because I didn't have friends who went, just because, well, I just never cared. I was never interested in finding a girlfriend or a date, and everyone I knew was in a relationship, so I would have been nothing but a fifth wheel.

Didn't go to prom, had an anti-prom at a friend's house with all the other kids who felt "uninvited" at the real prom.

We all paid five bucks for pizza and Red Bull, hooked up a LAN party, and my band and I played. It was fucking awesome.

Went to prom, did not ask out best friend out of courtesy to her ex-boyfriend who would be riding in the limo with us. Asked out an older, way-out-of-my-league girl instead, who shockingly accepted. She arrived late, ditched early, thus making me perhaps the most pathetic guy there.

Then I got drunk for the first time in my life in the after-prom and entertained my friends with my antics. Best friend did not attend, a few months later found a guy in university and is now planning to move in with him. Shit is not cash.

Upside: re-established ties with prom date, we are now friends again. Yay (?)