The room is lit by two torches, one on either side of the room. There is one door on the other side of the room, flanked by two stone statues. The look rather intimidating.

YAAAAAAAAAAAY, grab a torch and head through the door :D

>>3641546
Door is Iocked, right?

You head through the door into a carpeted hallway

there is a door on the left, the right, and at the end of the hallway

>>3641564

You take down one of the torches and move through the door. in the next room, you see a switch on the right wall, and standing in the center of the room is a rather aloof looking mummy.

He stares blankly at you and mumbles something incoherent, it sounds like he's asking for his heart, though.

>>3641627
Give the mummy the gift of love.

>>3641638

Your love meter appears to be at all all-time low! It seems leaving Incensi behind hurt you more than you thought. =[

>>3641652

Attack the mummy with the torch!

I check the room for the mummy's heart. Its gotta be around here somewhere...

DON'T HURT THE MUMMY!

It's Incensi's (sp?) incarnate!

>>3641662

You bring back your arm and prepare to swing at the mummy, trying to ignite his tattered wraps. He stares at you, and suddenly you can't move your arm, or the rest of your body.

He doesn't seem too happy.

>>3641676

You are able to move your eyes, however, but there doesn't seem to be any sort of heart in this room. You're certain it'll be around here somewhere...

>>3641697

rotate the torch 360 degrees repeatedly, it's a zelda trick

>>3641697

It's fucking Incensi, Portugal.

He still wants to be friends.

He doesn't want anymore pain. That's why he's covered in bandages.

>>3641708
Gaining control of your body, you begin to spiral around, swinging the torch around you until the flame arcs out in a long whip-like fashion. It hits the mummy, but he doesn't seem to be hurt at all.

In fact, you don't think the fire hurt him at all. :<

He gives you a rather frightful glare as you slow to a halt, and his eye seems to pierce into your soul, draining the life out of you. D=

>>3641705
I pull the switch on the wall and ready myself to dive for cover!

He suddenly disappears, but it seems you're unable to cast magic now, all your mana has been drained!

Looking around again, you see the door in front of you has a large, purple X on it, to your left is a locked door, and to your right is a door with a switch next to it.

>>3641751

You hear a dull mechanical grinding noise coming from behind the door, but other than that, nothing happens.

>>3641683
>>3641718

You berate yourself over your harsh assault earlier, how could you have been so blind?!

>>3641832

Hopefully, he returns and forgives you for your stupidity in not realizing this sooner.

I mean, besides, you killed him, brought him back as a lava ghost thingy, and he distracted the lava monster.

Maybe you'll see him again.

Keep up the good work, Portugal. I look forward to these threads.

This sucks, I don't even have a mummy to hit and the switch doesn't work.

I go back out into the first room and inspect the statues.

>>3641869

You're not certain, but you're pretty sure the door next to the switch wasn't looked. Either way, you return to the room you came from, inspecting the two statues flanking the door.

The have some sort of socket in their heads, and they are suspended above the ground, but don't seem to move at all.

>>3641913


Did I say looked? I did say looked.

I meant locked, my bad.

Cool thread dunots,
-itx

>>3642018
I notice the extreme lack of meow you got in that picture there, Ltx.

What's up with that?

I think that you should have a Q&A session shortly after this adventure concludes. THE MAN(or woman?) BEHIND THE WIZARD.

>>3642480
Behind the wizard, there is simply another wizard.

>>3642496
>>3642480
Its just some dude who hates anime and has a chubby fetish.

>>3642496

Certainly. But SOME OF US *coughcough* are simply curious.

>>3642511

Seriously? How do you know such things? I'd expect him to be some weeaboo faggot.

>>3642529
He has an AIM screenname. Its not like he's a recluse.

>>3641913

Insert penis into socket.

>>3642480
Sure, sure.

>>3642511
Fetish? Not quite.

>>3642529
I don't like Anime.

>>3642542
If I wasn't a recluse, don't you think I'd have better things to do with my time than sit on 4chan? =P

>>3642542

He posts on r9k. Obviously at least somewhat of a recluse. How the hell did you find out about the chubby fetish, though?

>>3642549

His head looks a bit too far up for you to manage to get your member inside of it, unfortunately. =[

>>3642562
Why are you such a bitch mang :/

>>3642555
You get out occasionally. Recluse label denied.
>>3642560
No. And he says he likes chubbies. And will whiteknight for them. Goddam camwhores.

>>3642580

When have I said I would whiteknight for chubbies?

Goddamn son, get your facts straight.

>>3642580

Well, according to r9k, recluse = not having a girlfriend. So there.

>>3642591
Nigga, get your facts straight. I have a good memory, bitch. I remember everything.

>>3641913

can we go back and open the door next to the lever?

>>3643061

Returning to the other room, you open the right door.

There is a corridor leading into what looks like an unlit room.

Drop the torch and head into the room

>>3643172

You drop your torch on the ground and head down the hallway.

As expected, this room is pitch black.

>>3643298
Verily, you should cast magic missile at the darkness

>>3643992
But you don't have any mana to do this. =[

Am I there?! Can I see this?! Can I have some of the mountain dew?!

>>3644179
generate some mana by using your HP

Feel around in the darkness.

Well throw something into the darkness, the noise it makes should tell you something about how big the area is.

>>3644344
You press up against the wall and begin to move further into the room.

>>3644634
You have nothing in your hand to throw. =[

Learn to mootblox, you little asthmatic.

>>3644931

It seems your wheezing has alerted whatever else is in the room to your presence. D=

You can hear some soft scraping sounds coming towards you.

dont mind me, just saging my way to page 11...

Is there any exit in sight?

>>3645542

You can clearly see the light from your torch that you dropped in the hallway.

>>3645574

We can't go back now. Our only alternative is to blindly charge towards whatever the sound is. Because.

>>3645612

You lower your head and charge forward, crashing into something soft and the both of you tumble to the ground. It sounds like he fell into something sturdy though, you can hear a loud thunk.

>>3645695

Punch it in the nuts.

>>3645712

Unsure of where its testicles even are, you let fly your mightiest punch.

You feel it connect, and just hope you're crushed his nuts.

>>3645695
Try and drag it into the light!

>>3645816

You wrap your hands around what you assume are its feet and begin to drag it back towards the hallway.

You can hear the scraping from other parts of the room now.

>>3645915

Hurry hurry hurry holy shit! D:

Hurry up with the pulling!

House of Leaves - The Drawfag Edition.

>>3645935
>>3645936

You drag the creature out into the hallway, it doesn't seem to be putting up a fight at all, maybe that thudding noise did more damage than you thought.

>>3645982

We need to get a better look at it.

>>3645995

You drag it all the way out, but before you can take the time to check it out, the other one comes around the corner. D=

>>3646046

Those claws look very RENDING CLAWS! Run back to the first room so we can have some more space to maneuver.

>>3646046
If only Incensi was there with you...
Well... PANIC!

>>3646046
After the creature is in the hallway, grab it's testicles and threaten to squeeze until it tells you where you can mana. Once you get some mana, cast a light spell to see into his room, and then a warding spell to keep other drawfags out of your thread this time.

>>3646046
They're weak! Tackle it and start punching. Longarms are notorious for their inability to defend at close ranges.

>>3646046

Pick up the torch and swing it at them!

>>3646046
try and burn it with the torch- get in close to stay out of reach of its claws

>>3646046
Move your hands around like you're about to cast some insane magic, he doesn't know we're impot -- I mean, mana-drained.

>>3646063
>>3646070

Face to face with something that looks capable of tearing you asunder doesn't look too great, and you're trapped in some sort of dungeoun! THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OH GOD EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG

You kick the torch out of your way as you scramble frantically back into the other room.

grab the other torch! burn them with fire!

>>3646100
>>3646082

The torch bounces off the wall and lands at the foot of the first creature. They seem quite flammable, and the other one looks like it's reconsidering whether or not it should pursue you.

>>3646137
Try to calm do..OH NO! THEY ARE GETTING CLOSE TO YOU! WHY?! WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

>>3646137
Panicky Casting Maneuver: Pray for your life!

>>3646222

Keep heading back, anyways. The burning corpse should keep the other creature at bay while you find a better method for dealing with them. It'll get over the fear of fire eventually, anyways.

>>3646222

Push it into the others! SET THEM ALL AFIRE >:3

>>3646224
>>3646236


OH GOD OH GOD I CAN'T DIE NOW OH PLEASE JESUS MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY

>>3646296
The lever, pull it!

>>3646318

You crank the lever upwards, and once again you hear the grinding noise, it's much louder this time because the door is open.

>>3646356

It seems the wall has shifted to the other side, pushing the burning Longarm and your torch into the other room.

>>3646296

Can we go back to the room with those statues? It looked like they had Pokeballs for heads.

>>3646368
Go down that hallway, instead.

>>3646371

You run back to the room that you started in.

fuck with the weird statues.

>>3646410

We should investigate those statues. And what's up with that symbol in the floor?

grab the other torch

>>3646410
Get the second torch, super glue it to your hand, butterfingers

>>3646421
>Fuck with the weird statues.
>Fuck the statues.
Fixed.

>>3646433
>>3646442


The symbol on the floor is where you were teleported to by the cube.

The statues do not show any hint of abnormality aside from the fact that they are floating. You cannot move them because they are quite heavy, being made of stone.

They seem rather inanimate though.

>>3646474
Grab one of the pokeballs and summon the beast inside

>>3646512
Agreed, summon a Heatran

>>3646473

You begin to erotically trace your fingers along what you assume is the chest of one of the statues.

The stone is rather cold.

>>3646474

Go back and go into the hallway that opened up.

>>3646512


You tug on the head, but it doesn't seem to budge.

>>3646586
Fondle the groinal area... you know, to check for switches.

kick the statue in the pokeball and go back into the other room.

Open inventory, arm pistol. Yes, you have a pistol, it was in that pocket-in-a-pocket bullshit.

>>3646554

Downtrodden by your inability to retrieve the pokeball,
You make your way back into the other room and down the hallway.

There seems to be a woman in here chained to the walls.

She hears you enter and groans for you to help, it seems whatever evil monsters are down here have taken her hostage. She begs you to free her from the chains.

>>3646624
Get to know the bitch first. She may very well be a trap or something.

>>3646624

Ask her if she'll let us have sex with her first. If she says yes, go for it.

>>3646622

You reach into your pocket and pull out your trusty pistol.

It only seems to have 5 bullets, though.

>>3646645
>>3646648

You stand there for a minute, and then ask if she'll suck your dick.


She says she will if you unchain her from the walls.

Fuck her til you're satified.

>>3646678
Satisfied? 4chan has a spellchecker you know.

>>3646672
Try to get a good look at her face or some shit.

>>3646672
DON'T FUCKING DO IT

USE YOUR WIZARD EYES, SHE'S A BEAST FROM HELL

>>3646672

WHAT? I ALWAYS THOUGHT WE WERE A GIRL.

Oh well, let her do what she wants.

>>3646696
Rape her even if we are a girl. That's even hotter.

>>3646690
>>3646695

You step closer and look down to try and get a better look at her face.

She turns away, saying that the monsters in this dungeon have scared her face and she fears she looks too hideous.

>>3646715
console her and see if she has a good face anyway. if she doesn't, oh well, fuck her doggy style.

>>3646715
Let her out. shoot the chains or something.

I USE MY WIZARD EYES!!!

>>3646715

Tell her it doesn't matter. If she really isn't a monster and is just hideously ugly (despite scars) we can just drape our robe over her head. It sure as hell won't be on for long regardless

>>3646715
NO NO

She is the monster. Just put a bullet through the base of her neck, 4 shots left

OMG
DEJA VU
I'm from the future, don't unchain her, she's a monster!

>>3646741
dude. that's so mean.

LET'S DO IT.

Portugal? Are you there broski?

I'LL BE DIFFERENT.
Don't fuck her or kill her. Set her free.

>>3646810

He is obviously spending this time making an animated .GIF.

>>3646837
haha, stick figure porn is the shit.

>>3646723
>>3646726
>>3646729

You start to move closer to undo the chains, suddenly she springs up and grabs you.

"I FUCKING SAID LET ME GOOOOOOOOO

LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>3646848

Break free of her grasp or something. If she wants to let her go so badly she'll have to stop trying to kill us. We should try to inform her that before we try again.

>>3646848
FUCKIN' CALLED IT.
Shoot the bitch.

SHOOT THE BITCH, THEN SET HER ASS ON FIRE!

Demons drop phat lewt. Kill the bitch. Headshot.

>>3646848
Oh shit!!! Flail and panic!!! Thrust your torch at her face!!!!

>>3646899
... You. have. a. gun.

I am also pro "shooting the bitch".

>>3646878
>>3646881

You burn her hand with the torch and she releases you. shifting back, you bring up your pistol and strike a badass pose while you deliver a deadly shot right into her face.

NO NO NO DO NOT SHOOT THE BITCH
Run to a safe distance then tell her you are her only hope.

>>3646963
Now, use that succulently bleeding wet hole in her head for something... dasterdly.

>>3646963
i came. now loot the corpse!

>>3646937
>>3646911
>>3646896
>>3646889

She reels back from the shot, and in that time, you lob your torch at her.

>>3647033

Oh jesus, more rending claws. Back the fuck out of her reach.

>>3647033

The torch ignites her tattered robes, and suddenly she is lit ablaze.

>>3647073
agreed. fyi, if a headshot didn't kill it, nothing will.
I USE DIPLOMACY! ROLL A d20!

USE THIS OPPORTUNITY WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED AND INJURED

Jam your fingers into the bullet hole and tear her skull open, revealing the tiny prisoner in her head. He holds the key.

Ya know, that demon lady reminds me a lot of Left 4 Dead's witch..

If shes anything like that, then your fucked.

>>3647092
Continue shooting, and when out of bullets, curbstomp her into ashes.

I keep staring at your initial image, OP, but Futurama never starts! Unpause it, fuckwad!!

>>3647101
>>3647134

You roll... a 13!

Leaping towards her, you deliver a devastating blow to her face, further knocking her back.

You prepare to deliver another shot as you bring your fist back.

turn around and make sure nothing's sneaking up from behind

>>3647172
Oh god damnit, not your shit again. Didn't you get the message last time when Porty drew your goth Vegeta guy as a little cripple thing? Get out.

>>3647253
Why would ther- OH GOD A FUCKING ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON! FOR THE LOV-

>>3647230
Open head, rescue tiny man

>>3647230
>>3647101


You leap back and deliver 13 shots into her skull!

And you've still got 4 shots left!

>>3647338

Unfortunately there is no tiny man inside of her skull, or if there is one, he's burnt to a crisp by now. =[

Those chains on the wall look like they could be of some use though...

>>3647408
knock them off the walls.

>>3647408

We can use them to drag the giant floating statues around!

>>3647408
>>3647408
Let's fuck around with the chains. I want to do at least one of three four.

1. Make "chain"mail. Haha.
2. Make them into weapons.
3. Examine them.
4. Take them.

>>3647324
no idea what you're talking about.
also:
>Internet Tough Guy

>>3647408
Get the chains and wrap them around her neck whilst she is disable.
Then use a spell to increase your strength and rip her head off with the chains.

>>3647456
fuck, just realised shes dead.
*sigh
That would have been entertaining tho.

>>3647408
Okay, fine, we'll do it your way. Connect chains together in an Irish Bowtie, apply 132.8 pounds of pressure to center left median.

>>3647441
The chains are pretty heavy, but you can manage to take 2 lengths of chain with you as you leave the room.

>>3647471

You should have realized that there is no mana to be used as well since it was all drained in the beginning.

>>3647500
I just entered the thread D:
Go point though
>I should stfu before reading.

>>3647486
Connect the chains together, loop one end on the lock and jam the other end in the moving wall. Pull lever.

Wow, this dungeon is dull compared to our other adventures. Can we go outside?

>>3647574

Toggling the lever, you feel the door groan, but midway the chain snaps under the pressure...

It seems you have a visitor, as well.

>>3647669
Use chains on it's head.

>>3647669
Where are all these monsters coming from?
D:
Also: Jump kick the baddie.*matrix style*

>>3647692
You whip the iron chain at the longarms, and it wraps tightly around his jugular.

His arms seem to long to reach his throat, and he is unable to remove it.

>>3647748
Use him as your slave.

>>3647748
pull him close and knee him in the groin.

>>3647774
After you jump kick him, of course.

>>3647722

You deliver a rather intense jumpkick *matrix style*

snap his neck, rip off his arms, and use them as weapons

>>3647774

It seems your kick, along with the tension created by the chain, tore his head clean from his body. =[

>>3647834

But you're already equipped with a gun and a torch!

Perform the yorick scene from Hamlet.

>>3647868

...Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now?

>>3648025
wat

Anyways... grab your gun and continue...

>>3648067


But where should you continue to?

There is the dark room, and then the room with the purple X.

>>3648087
Use your torch to head down the dark room.

>>3648087
First towards the dark room.... again.
Let's kill those fuckers that scared you!
PAYBACK TIME!

>>3648124

You venture back into the dark room, torch in hand.

There's a chest in here, it looks like somebody cracked their head against it pretty hard, and then got dragged out of the room...

>>3648179
Open the chest, while shouting sacrilege at the walls.

>>3648179

Rape the chest, then open it.

>>3648202

You fill the room with colorful profanity and creative racial slurs like NIGGERDUCK and COCKRABBIT as you retrieve a key from within the chest.

>>3648251
Now head through the purple door.

>>3648328

As soon as you open the purple door, you are startled by what seems to be a large group of small wisp-like beings as they dart out and fill the room.

You can hear their eerie laughter and high-pitched voices before they disappear into different rooms.

Inside the room you can see a chest and a table.

>>3648413

Go in and open the chest

>>3648413

Shoot the wisps!

>>3648413

Continuing into the room, you find two skeletons slumped against the wall, probably other adventurers who met their fate here.

One holds a sword and one holds a halberd, perhaps they could have been useful had you not had a gun.

On the table lies a worn piece of paper, you can't see what's written on it from here. There's also a chest besides the table.

>>3648457

Inside the chest you find a Health potion!

>>3648473

No, punch the wisps!

>>3648475
Read the note. There can't be a trap or anything.

>>3648500
>>3648473


They were too quick for you to get a good aim at, and they're all gone now. =[

>>3648413
SHIT FUCK! THAT WAS SCARY!
IS THIS SOME TERROR MOVIE?

>>3648495
Read the NOTE. It might help you.

>>3648475
Get the sword anyways...
Swords are awesome.

You only got 4 bullets left anyways...

>>3648503

You pick up the tattered piece of paper.

It seems to be a list of names... girl names...

>>3648551

Should you drop your TORCH or your GUN?

>>3648591

Drop the gun, there are only a couple bullets left, anyway

>>3648591
place your gun back into your pocket and take the sword in your hand.

SAGE FOR WiZARD MAN FAGGOTRY

>>3648576
You can't put your gun into your pocket?

put your gun in your pocket, and take the sword. Then memorize the names on the list. Investigate how the adventurers died

>>3648622
>>3648708

You put your gun in your pocket and grab the sword.

>>3648790

You memorize the names on the list and set it back down on the table, then kneel down and check out the skeletons.


Neither of them show any signs of damage as far as you can tell...

>>3648822
Go in search of yon pixies.

>>3648798

Go use the key on the locked door in the other room

>>3648798
I have to sleep now...
SHIT!
I WANNA KNOW HOW IT ENDS!

>>3648907

We need to archive this shit nigger

>>3648831
>>3648887

Using the key, you walk into the locked room. Inside there are three pedestals alongside one another.

Three of the sprites are floating around the room, one of them stops and you hear them say "guess my name~!"

>>3648966

Liz, Jill, and Michele?

>>3649033

None of those names are correct, it seems. =[

The three sprites fly down and position themselves on the pedestals.

Disembodied hands start to burst up through the ground... some of them wrapping themselves around the stone pillars.

>>3649158
Get choppy with them arms and prepare to torch the pixies.

>>3649249

You begin to make your way to the pedestal on the right.

One of the hands balls up into a fist and smacks you right in the jaw! Ouch!

>>3649375
Inform it that it is the bastard child of a prostitute who died of syphilis.

The wisps are just sitting there, shoot the fuckers.

>>3649418
>>3649396


You insult the sprites as you attempt to wrest your arm free from the claws, arming your gun at the first pedestal.

The claws continue to scratch, tear, and pull at you, bringing you to the floor.

>>3649596
Oh god! Panic! Panic like a little motherfucker!

Save the game, play more tomorrow.

>>3649624


I-I just... I just can't do this anymore... this is it... it's over... I'm... I'm g-going to die...

I'M GOING... TO DIE

>>3649836

Incensi!

Portugal NEEDS you!!!

HURRY!

Letting out a terrifying screech, you wail and yell and shout until your throat feels like it's on fire, and then you just keep going. You're more frightened than you've ever been, and the only thing you can think of is to scream.

>>3649830
I think this anon is correct, I'll pick up from here tomorrow, just keep giving suggestions everybody! Goodnight. :3c

Did anyone archive the previous threads? This seems very interesting and I want to catch up.

>>3650013

Certainly my good anon.

The previous ones didn't get archived, but here is Chapter 4, which recaps what happened in all the previous chapters.

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=3600183

Get down and bite a hand off, eating it. Zombie hands are full of mana

>>3653825

In your panicked state, it seems you've manifested an INSANITY METER! Viciously grabbing the hand, you open your maw and prepare to shred it to bits with your teeth.

Is the new one up yet?

>>3656044
The new one?

I don't understand what you're asking.

>>3655437
Start feasting on the hands. They may contain your mana, or just lots of protein. Either way, feast away in an insane frenzy!!

>>3653825

You voraciously chomp down on the hands, severing fingers, crunching bones.

Unfortunately, these specific hands do not contain any mana. =[

Your INSANITY METER goes down a little bit.

>>3656548

Yes yes let the madness corrupt your mind. Let pt pump through your veins.

You'll be a useful servant soon enough...

>>3656595
warding spells aren't really my thing, to be honest.
>>3646078

>>3656716
grab one of the whispy little things and crush it with your bare hands. if zombie arms somehow grasp you just rip them apart.

>>3657002

You thrust your arm forward and crush the tiny sprite in your fist, the pedestal flashes brightly before growing dim, and some of the hands disappear back into the floor.

>>3657286
now how about we grab the other to whisps and rip them from the pedestrals. do not kill them yet anyway.

>>3657308
also, I am very confused about which pronoun to use in your threads

>>3657286
Drawfag here. This topic is gay.
Mootblocdjsdk;fdsfzs

>>3657308

You reach over to grab the left-most sprite, breaking out of the grips of the hands.

>>3657462
Ask for her name.

>>3657462
Torture it a bit.

>>3657505

After a brief interrogation, you discover her name to be Crystal.

>>3657610
This will be a lot easier if we get those things to cooperate. Tell the other one that Crystal will die if she doesn't stop this nonsense with the zombie arms.

>>3657643

You threaten to kill both of them unless they cease their assault on you, and the claws cease their attacks.

Upon further investigation you discover their names to be Alex, Crystal, and Ariel.

I guess you can cross those names off your list.

Crazy people don't tend to be very diplomatic, your INSANITY METER drains a significant amount.

>>3657723
now that we know their names we could eat them..

>>3657761
oh but don't chew, just shove them down your throat and let the stomach acid slowly kill them

>>3657761

Seeing no need to keep them, you devour the sprite.

Your health goes up a small amount, and so does your insanity.

>>3657852
Take the final one and force it to open the door up ahead.

>>3657953

You pry the final sprite out of the pedestal and demand it open the door for you.

Stuttering, it tells you that the door was already unlocked.

>>3657996

is this a sprite scavenger hunt?

go east

draw banal picture of a stick mans face

wait 1 minute

draw another picture from slightly different angle

feel self satisfied

>>3658014
You walk over to the right wall and draw two crude smiley faces, stand back, and admire your masterpieces.
We'll postpone this thread for a little while, sorry everybody. D=


>>3658006
Not quite. :3c

Well, take it with you to the next one.