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    39 KB Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:22:25 No.3628461  
    GUESS WHO IS COMING TO THE COLLEGE DOWN THE STREET FROM ME!!!

    Suggestions? I know it is essentially impossible to fuck with them.
    >> Trappan Gaems !!wLWXiBrAyra 03/25/09(Wed)14:23:10 No.3628468
    Like all trolls, they feed off attention

    Ignoring them is the best tactic.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:23:10 No.3628469
    Awesome trolls are awesome
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:24:15 No.3628483
    Make your own sign and stand with them
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:24:27 No.3628485
    Just ignore them, Christ, not hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:24:40 No.3628487
    Join them with equally ridiculous signs and act like you are a part of their group.
    >> Bitter 03/25/09(Wed)14:24:53 No.3628491
    God hates robots.

    bidabada!
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:25:31 No.3628499
    Make a sign saying
    GOD
    IS
    DEAD
    And stand among them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:25:46 No.3628504
    >>3628461
    simple. you go to the local hardware store, buy the heaviest, most menacing hammer you can find, then let the hammer do the rest.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:26:12 No.3628512
    Sign saying "WE *ALL* THINK NIGGERS SHOULD DIE".
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:26:17 No.3628516
    bilboard modification...

    carry a selection of simple modifier bilboards and stickers.. if you can fuck their own billboards ... if not just place yours in front...
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:26:52 No.3628525
    1. get signs like them
    2. protest with them
    3. pull out swords and kill someone in the crowd around them
    4. ??????
    5. Profit
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:26:55 No.3628526
    >>3628483
    Ignoring the trolls is best, but a properly done sign can be win. If you suppress your rage.

    There was some guy who responded to this at his college by dressing up like a devil and having a table across from them promoting various cults or something. It was pretty funny.
    >> 96% of teens won't stand up for God. If you're one of the 4% who will, put this in your post. Teen4Christ !!/OWGrBhVyG6 03/25/09(Wed)14:28:15 No.3628539
    THESE GUYS DO HAVE A POINT THOUGH.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:28:23 No.3628541
    Yeah I think joining them with your own sign that's like theirs but just a little off would be best (e.g. GOD IS A FAG)

    BTW that episode of Louis Theroux with them is amazing. That one 19 year old cult member wanted his dick soooo baaaaad.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:28:25 No.3628542
    I have an awesome idea suddenly.

    Go to a trophy/award company and have an award made that says "Best IRL Trolls of the 21st Century" and present it to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:29:56 No.3628558
    >>3628461
    Here are some suggestions:
    1) Kill them. The only downside might be ending up in jail.
    2) Attack them with water guns and water balloons or a hose.
    3) Bring some voice enhancing tool and yell at them explaining how much god hates them and how much they have sinned and will go to hell etc.
    4) Fart in their faces at a minimum 10cm distance from their noses.
    5) Play loud music which makes it impossible to hear that they are there.
    6) Get some gayfags or lezfags to make out in front of them.
    7) Cover up their signs, by, for example, shooting the signs with a paintball gun.
    8) Combination of above

    Whatever you do, if you do something hilarious, you must film it and upload it to youtube.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:30:45 No.3628568
    Get all the gay people on campus to start making out around them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:31:11 No.3628574
    Dress up as Nietzsche (moustache and all) and hold a sign saying "God is dead. And we have killed him."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:32:26 No.3628589
    >>3628558
    >>3628568
    Holy shit, do these OP.

    Post on YouTube
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:34:26 No.3628613
    Make a sign saying "Jews did 9/11"
    >> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 03/25/09(Wed)14:35:09 No.3628620
    They're way too difficult to counter troll, so I don't bother.

    My trolling pales in comparison to the Phelps family.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:36:26 No.3628638
    "God hates signs"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:37:51 No.3628652
    why are they coming to your college OP?
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:38:21 No.3628658
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    >>3628461

    It doesn't matter what you say, OP, because they will win and ignore you. I say you just troll and have fun being on TV.

    Make a sign saying "Westboro Baptist Church: Brought to you by img.4chan.org/b/" and stand in the middle of them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:38:32 No.3628663
    GOD HATES SHRIMP
    GOD HATES NYLON POLYESTER BLEND
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:42:12 No.3628698
    http://www.godhatesfags.com/

    these trolls put anyone on 4chan to shame
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:42:32 No.3628703
    GOD HATES WHINERS.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:42:54 No.3628709
    >>3628658
    Or just a sign saying WWW.4CHAN.ORG

    in the middle of them, can't lose with that.

    Trollan 101.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:43:08 No.3628711
    GOD HATES GOD.
    FUCKING EMO.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:44:28 No.3628734
    GOD HATES BACON

    GOD HATES CARBONARA
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:44:44 No.3628738
    These guys worship Francis from L4D?

    "I HATE EVERYTHING"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:45:03 No.3628743
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    Walk around with a sign showing off your coolface.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:45:09 No.3628746
    Go and be gay right next to them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:45:36 No.3628750
    >>3628698
    You shouldn't label everything that is stupid as trolling.

    You should realize the entirety of "god hates fags" is a conspiracy theory level non-logic designed to explain why bad things happen.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:45:44 No.3628752
    I was thinking of making a sign that reads

    "GOD HATES FREEDOM... APPARENTLY"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:47:09 No.3628772
    Set up signs around them stating something along the line of:

    "Warning: Expert trolling in progress." And a picture of a troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:47:42 No.3628779
    >>3628772
    "DANGER! Severe idiocy zone! KEEP CLEAR!"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:48:45 No.3628790
    Egg them, please, do something.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:48:51 No.3628791
    >>3628772
    trolling has nothing to do with the mythological creature.

    Its a type of fishing.

    stupid people simply misunderstood and obfuscated the meaning.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:49:19 No.3628795
    >>3628772
    No, just walk around with a sign with coolface.jpg that says "Problem?" under it
    >> b0ttlec4p !!cA02hsJ29rw 03/25/09(Wed)14:49:53 No.3628804
    Wear a Guy Fawkes mask and hold a sign that says "ANONYMOUS IS LEGION" in their ranks.

    Confuse the christfags and anyone that sees you on television, and troll the entire internet as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:50:41 No.3628821
    Two of his sons, Mark and Nate, who allege that their father is a child abuser who repeatedly beat them with a leather strap and a mattock handle (similar to an axe handle)[34], insist that the church is actually a carefully planned cult that allows Phelps to see himself as a demigod, wielding absolute control over the lives of his family and congregants, essentially turning them into slaves that he can use for the sole purpose of gratifying his every whim and acting as the structure for his delusion that he is the only righteous man on Earth.

    This man... is one epic troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:51:02 No.3628827
    Sign: GOD WISHES THESE SIGN-HOLDING FAGS HAD BEEN ABORTED.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:51:05 No.3628830
    They came to my college a couple weeks ago.
    Here's what we did.
    Every time they opened their mouth to say something, start yelling BLAH BLAH BLAHDY BLAH BLAH BLAH!

    Other than that, ignore them.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:52:07 No.3628845
    You should start flirting with all of the guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:52:21 No.3628847
    why are all 4channers such raging pussies???

    put a spare change of clothes in your backpack, wear something over your face walk up to them, punch/push/kick one and then run. when you are in a secluded spot, change clothes
    >> Druqs !7WVrmDruqs 03/25/09(Wed)14:52:37 No.3628849
    >>3628804
    Fuck I would do that.

    Thats a great idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:53:31 No.3628858
    >>3628830
    Both simply reinforce their delusion.

    They believe they're being ignored because what they're saying is "too true."
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:54:18 No.3628866
    >>3628847
    Would simply reinforce their delusion.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:54:55 No.3628872
    >>3628795

    This sounds like a fantastic idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:55:13 No.3628874
    >>3628827
    "Here stands living proof that birth control is a good thing! PRO-CHOICE!"
    >> tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 03/25/09(Wed)14:59:20 No.3628916
    dear god i wish they would come out to VA tech on a weekend.

    I'd grab a Guy Fawkes mask from spencer's and parade with a "Brought to you by 4chan.org/b/" sign all day.

    Because the only way to fight trolls is to troll them back.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)14:59:27 No.3628917
    Facepalm dot jaypeg those betches.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:00:16 No.3628924
    "It doesn't like being called God"
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:00:40 No.3628930
    >>3628916
    You have no idea what "trolling" is. But you are namefag, so it is expected.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:01:11 No.3628932
    just join them with a sign that replaces fags with niggers and hope it gets on the news
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:01:31 No.3628938
    Greatest irl trolls EVER.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:03:07 No.3628951
    >>3628866

    nothing works on them, period. might as well hurt them physically for being such assholes
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:03:15 No.3628952
    Put quarantine tape around their general protest area.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:04:01 No.3628957
    Dear everyone,

    Dismissing the inconceivably stupid as "trolling" is a defense mechanism employed by the weak of mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:04:58 No.3628963
    >>3628932
    hehe. this. it would be too subtle for them to get, but way obvious for everyone else that sees you
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:05:01 No.3628967
    >>3628951
    But that just reinforces their various delusions and gets them more press coverage.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:05:43 No.3628970
    I love the guess who
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:05:45 No.3628971
    >>3628957
    troll detected


    nigerianmootblocks
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:06:36 No.3628978
    Hold up a sign that reads "Fags hate god", chant it.
    >> tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 03/25/09(Wed)15:06:40 No.3628979
    >>3628930
    tripfag, you bastard. get it right. And I beg to differ.

    I hang out with them and my sign. No violence, just standing around.

    people get curious and go to look at the website i'm posting. google it even. those who already know of it realize the next part.

    People look at past news reports on 4chan and figure that the entire thing was just a bunch of idiots trying to incite shit.(hopefully)

    Link to /b/ discredits the protest.

    roundabout and grasping at straws, but i don't normally have anything better to do on a saturday afternoon

    in truth, VA tech seems like a good target for them to visit because of the April 16th shootings.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:07:15 No.3628984
    >>3628967

    I'm confused as to how attacking them reinforces their beliefs? explain plox
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:07:37 No.3628987
    trollface.bmp taped on a piece of cardboard.

    Sit on the other side of the street.
    >> tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 03/25/09(Wed)15:09:17 No.3629006
    >>3628984

    Not sure if this is what they were getting at, but it could make a martyr out of who you attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:13:58 No.3629043
    I really thought I was on /b/ while reading this thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/25/09(Wed)15:15:00 No.3629051
    >>3628461
    What are their views on pedophilia?

    Cause I'd totally go for the ones in the pic.



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