19 years old
unemployed
has quite a few friends
a beautiful girlfriend
playing in a decently popular band in my area

I like my life :3

-19 years old
-Already have bachelor mathematics starting my masters next year
-Live alone
-All free time spent training (I want to get into airforce)
-1 Real friend

Win? I think so.

Why not finish school. I can't stand 4chan dropouts. At least get a high school diploma faggots.

9th grade drop out? in my state, you have to be 16 for that shit. how'd you swing that one?

also, my life's pretty damn good, on the whole, so I won't bother posting about it since I lose the contest

>>3610753

Got transferred into home school for about a year, I didn't really do anything "official" then dropped out of home school.

Yea, dropped out of home school.

25 years old
college drop out
68k in debt
girlfriend left to sleep with a fag.
girlfriend left to sleep with my sister.
employed at a shit job.
shitty car.
no friends.
searching for girls on craigslist.

21 years old
going to collage
lives with parents
play video games but not shitty ones like op
absolutely no friends and I don't see myself making any

ANDDD otherwise it's pretty good. gonna kill myself soon thouhg

>>3610742
are you that band that played at the same gig as bullets fall silent ...

>>3610772

I think this wins. Damn

>>3610771
holy shit. how pissed were your parents?

>>3610772
ooooooooouch

thread over?

let's see what you got brobots

26 years old
University drop out (twice)
Unemployed for past 18 months
Approx 10k worth of debts
Live at home with mom
Virgin
Never had a girlfriend
Anxiety/Depression
No car

I'm 23 have a degree and never had a job and sure that I have avoidant personality disorder. Oh and 4k in debt. Whenever I feel like getting out and doing something about it I beat myself back down because of my shame.

>>3610806

It was my mom who was behind it, she didn't want to get arrested for truancy. Want some irony? My mom is a high school teacher.

26 years old
mom died of alzheimers
dad has cancer
girlfried dumped me because i couldn't get off one time
college graduate
decent job
nice car
going on vacation on thursday
wait a second....

21 years old.
failing community college
Lives with mother and sister
no job
no friends
no car
spend most of my day watching anime
have fallen genuinely fallen in love with an anime character and I'm pretty disgusted with myself over that but that has not stopped me from snugging with my pillow at night and pretending its her.
sometimes I think I need help.

>>3610772
>girlfriend left to sleep with a fag.
>girlfriend left to sleep with my sister.

condolences

20 years old
daydreaming through uni /sigh
live with parents
sit on r9k all day / play WoW and generally QQ
No friends in my immediate vacinity ( I move too much ) A gf that treats me like shit .. but put up with it for fear of being ronery.


/sigh.

19
Unemployed
Never been in a relationship
My only 2 friends are a guy with depression and a guy with asperger's syndrome

>>3610859
perhaps you'd be better without a woman, who knows?
If she isn't making you happy why stay?

27 years old.
MIT dropout.
Lives with parents.
All free time is singleplayer WoW(own server)/4chan/more vidyagames.
1 real friend/0 fake friends/1 in-between.
Extremely poor. Bath is a luxury. Internet line is stolen from neighbors, PC is last decade's.
Haven't got laid since 2002.
I play h games.
I get an erection twice a month.
Killed a cat.
Have plotted a woman's rape, in detail, but never had the balls to do it.
Never get up from my bed. When I was 19 my cardiologist said I should exercise because my heart is like that of a 70-year-old. I get heart pains all the time now.

>>3610899
>19
>cardiologist
rich motherfucker, you have no excuse

all you fucking drop outs, no wonder 4chan is so stupid

>>3610918
No I am not rich, my parents are both proletarians.
Healthcare is free here, in communist non-America.

>>3610840
WTF?! Did she forget how to breath?!

28 years old
air force veteran
unemployed, been looking for 3 months
degree in meteorology
haven't gotten laid since 1998
0 non-internet friends
used to be fat, still have all the extra skin and stretch marks (all the downsides of being fat with none of the famine survivability)

I don't understand how there are so many drop outs... I mean I don't consider myself to be very studious (I don't think I ever studied more than the day before) and I skipped a lot of assignments/projects but I still managed to graduate with repeating a few classes (mainly because I hate trying if the teacher has a shitty teaching style.)

Is it because I never got into drugs/alcohol/smoking?

>>3610965

I was into drugs, alcohol and smoking.
I never repeated a class.
Never failed.
Never tried.
It just happened.

>>3610964
college, sukka

>>3610728
no, you win op. congratulations.

I really can't stand feeling like I should have a job (or even deserve one) while seeing that everything local is either below or above me. I mean fuck even like $100 a month would be great - I could get everything I need, but I don't want to be ashamed while getting it.

>>3610965

I was passing fine doing the same, then just stopped handing in the work.

31 years old
College dropout
Parents divorced
Father married a woman 30 years younger and had another kid with her
No girlfriend, like ever
Mother indebted because she was with someone who can only be described as a con artist
Unable to get a decent job, have been working for low grade pay for the past 10 years
Fat
Small Dick
Diabeetus due to Fast Food
No Car, Shitty clothes, no decent furniture due to being poor since day 1

MY IQ is somewhere north of 160 and a Psychologist recently told me i would be perfectly qualified for a leading position in a large corporation. Which i will probably never reach.

>>3610899
>MIT
>Cardiologist
Go die in a fire.

>>3611064
I truly feel that this one wins. Good luck in life, brosef.

25 years old.
Shitty dead-end job.
Lives with parents.
Girlfriend left to get something better.
Got bored from playing WoW, now it's just retro or casual games.
No car.

On the other hand, I did finish college and have three to five friends.
...

>>3611079

Thanks man..

frakkin mootbloxxorizeor
16546313545312

>>3611086
Did finish college? Shit mate, you're fucking ace.
>>3611066
Why? ;_;

>>3610838
no holy shit okay what

seriously that shit does not make sense

>>3611064
brotip: you are either lying or wrong about your IQ, that's not how IQ works, you don't know shit about normal distributions, etc etc

>>3611243

I'm not lying.

63136122

25 years old
recently graduated
got into my dream job paying $80K right out of school
no debt
live alone
no friends, no girlfriends
only sexual experience with fat women or hookers

18 years old
11th grade drop out due to psychological breakdown
Sleeping in friend's lounge room
Free time spent figuring out what the hell to do with my existence.
Few friends that I like. Many that I just put up with for the sake of company.

...Not sure if I fail or not.

hmm.. you guys have made me feel great about myself.
21
live with parents.
about to go to europe after i graduate from university.
many friends.
have done alot of drugs.
however - virgin and no gf.
i'm probably a typical r9k'er - i just don't bitch about my relationship status.

18 male
finishing high school
Lives in basement directly under leaking toilet with mother.
All free time is spent playing games, getting high, reading, and fapping.
One real friend. That's only cause he lives beside me though.

>>3610728

No sir. I accomplished some fail over the years myself, but your fail is in sum unmatched in my view.

I hereby declare you Master of Fail. May you be an inspiration for further generations, letting us know that there is still more to do to hit rock bottom.

All hail the OP.

19 years old
In college taking random classes
Lives with parents
Spends most of free time playing the vidya, on the computer or playing D&D
Some friends outside the internet

>>3611064

If this is real, which I doubt, you are the biggest loser. Especially seeing as you are older than most in this thread, there's less potential for you to turn your life around.

>>3611290
Finish the last grade via homeschooling. Trust me, It'll help out.

>>3611390
Thanks although at this point I can still go for an Advance Diploma of Arts (Professional Writing.)

The unfortunate thing is I have no idea if writing is what I would want to do with my life even if I am supposedly good at it. My extreme level of indecision leaves me here in limbo unfortunately.

22 years old.
mba grad.
live in apt (inherited)
lots of friends from school
lots of people who pretend to be friends from business school
have 2 pretty amazing girlfriends

kinda win, want to earn more tho

21
no girlfriend.
Haven't had sex in over a month
...
but seriously:
I date tons of girls but haven't had a third date in two years.

>>3611064
sad thing is your IQ probably isn't very high at all.
but keep telling yourself it is, and maybe it will help you get to sleep without crying

33 years old.
Post on /r9k/
Shitty job
Shitty house that I raise my daughter alone in.
Lots of friends.
Raging alcoholic and pot smoker

>>3611641
I have this theory about people who go out of their way to mention their own IQ on the internets.

- 23 years old
- graduated
- could probably get a good job if I looked for it, but instead I'm a lazy bum and I'm stuck on this shitty job with no possibilities of growth.
- few good friends, see them every now and then
- I've known my best friend since kindergarten, almost 20 years ago.
- fat
- no girlfriend, never kissed a girl
- rarely go out besides going to work
- will die in another 10-15 years if I don't stop eating/get in shape

>>3610728
Your problem is with Dota, learn to play real Warcraft 3 and you'll notice the differences in your life.

18 years old.
Dropped out in my fifth year, taking courses online. Probably have 3 more years to go.
Live with my parents.
All free time spent doing schoolwork or sleeping, for the most part.
No friends whatsoever.

18 years old
dropped out of school at 16
work part-time
quite a few friends irl

not too bad.

28 yrs old
m
associates degree
works in network ops
criminal domestic violence conviction
with and have child with woman 12 years older than me

beat that fuckwads

-17 years old
- in College doing IT
- I have some friends
- no gf
- learning to drive
- no job

>>3611971
>-17 years old
Do I even need to say it?

I can't match anyone's fail here, I'm afraid.

24 years old.
Graduated high school, college, graduate school, and a certification program online
Live with a housemate.
All free time spent at work, playing games, hanging out with friends or working out at the gym.
No debt.
Make lots of money.

>>3610899
Hey, can you tell me how to set up my own server?

>>3611927
Sounds like you already did...

>>3612080
Bwahahaha, nice one.

>>3611283

I kind of feel like this one wins.

Having everything yet nothing is rather depressing.

>>3612335

No, because it's more depressing to be a virgin no-hoper without cash then a bad sexual experiences dude with cash who I'm sure will go on to get a decent honey.

20
one decent friend
did a pointless college course
sit on computer all day
live with parents
parents hate me
no job
never had a job
or a girlfriend
credit crunch
time to become an hero.

18
high school dropout(but going to college in fall)
never had a job
never had a REAL girlfriend, but have had sex with 3 girls
no friends
spend my days lifting weights, eating, studying for acts and playing video games

21 years old
12th grade drop out (wasn't gonna graduate anyways)
college drop out (might go back though)
free time spent on the computer or at an arcade
live with my boyfriend, neither of us work, but he owns a house.
i don't have any friends here, only his friends.
i don't drive.

A challenger appears

27 years old, dropped out of HS at 17
didn't work from age 18 to 26
I've only had one relationship with a woman
live with parents
finishing bachelor's degree this semester
no talents: not funny, can't sing or dance or play an instrument, etc.
no close friends
Did I mention I'm 27 and on 4chan?

-I actually feel ok about life because things are improving steadily, but hey why not throw my hat in the ring right =D

19 years old.
First year University undergraduate
unemployed, but getting job in the summer
lives with parents
have woman friends but no girlfriend ;_;
have friends

I need to fix #3, 4 & 5 up by the time I'm 22

>>3612605
wait what the hell I'm actually 18 years old.
i just woke up to go on here (actually it was supposed to be /v/ but its being gay right now) before classes


gotta jump, cya dudes

-18
-sophomore in a strong engineering program
-beautiful girlfriend
-free school
-horrible student, flawless grades
-bloated from 220-225 to 255ish during my freshman year
-naturally good looks when skinnier
-supportive parents

22 years old.
Recent college graduate with a high GPA from a top ten college.
Got into an excellent graduate school where I will work with the founder of my field.
I will soon get my dream job.
I have many friends, but I have 4 close friends.
I don't play WOW or have cats.
I live on my own.
My family loves me.

>>3612741

Yet you're on 4chan at 11:34 A.M. on a Tuesday. Get the fuck over yourself, virgin.

18
last year of this online high school then i graduate
still living with mum
ive shut out everyone cept my best friend, whom i barely hang out with, i play wow/cs/tf2 all day. ffriend is always trying to get me out to parties, i should go out to party, but its not my kind of thing. but i need to get laid, fuck.

What is OPs Steam account? We should play TF2 together, unless you're a faggy sniper in which case FOAD.

39
Unemployed college dropout
No friends
No family
Nothing but the internet to keep me from my constant thoughts of ending this misery.

And the internet is failing me.

>>3612581
You're not the only 27 year old here brother.

I just barely graduated HS due to depression.
I stayed in a mental hospital for a while when i was 18 and was diagnosed with major depression, borderline schizophrenia and borderline psychosis.
I was kicked out of home at the age of 19 because my mother wanted to move into an apartment by the beach by herself.
I've had 1 relationship which only lasted 2 weeks. It ended because apparently i'm too "weird". I doubt you could even call it a relationship.
I only just got my first job and it's filling shelves at the local super market.
Never taken on any further education outside of HS because i was always too scared to apply.
I don't have my drivers license because i never wanted to be the "designated driver".
I'm an alcoholic and i have no plans to stop drinking.
My current living arrangements aren't the best. My housemates made my bedroom under the house. They used random pieces of wood and old curtains for the walls.

Known boyfriend all my life
Dated for three years
Waited to have sex because he wanted to wait until marriage
He fucks my best mate and drains my bank account
My best mate is a guy

>>3612957
>>3612581
>>3612888

The slightly older folks are the real losers. I feel for you brobots. Don't give in to despair, there is hope yet.

1. Get a job
2. Profit

>>3613085
'Grats, you're a faghag.

>>3613279
It costs more to get and keep a job than most really poor people have. Unless I found a job within walking distance, all the money left over after paying living expenses would go to being able to get to work.
Relax repubfriends, I'm mooching off friends not the goverment.

>>3613279

>>3612957 here
As i said in my post, i've recently got a job. It's a shit job but it pays ok so i'm set in that department. I know it looks like i've had a shitty life, but i'm happy with how it's turned out.

Things are now on the up and up :D

21 years old
Not in college yet
works part-time at walmart
No drivers license (failed a few times, parents and friends wouldn't help teach me)

>>3613320

The past 5 years or so all of my leftover cash has gone towards the car i used to own. Until recently i was completely dependent on the car to get to work. Ever since i threw it away my life is improving steadily.

OP are you currently working? If so, where

-19
-Good university studying maths
-One great group of friends, and another separate group I can hang out with.
-Have a plan for what I want to do with my life, and it's in motion.
-Virgin though.

20 years old
2 year of college
lives with parents (for now)
One real good friend
Virgin
no real job
No girlfriend
No car but I live within 5 miles of everythng
Banned from /g/ for trolling

24
high-school drop-out
lives with mother
has no friends - internet or otherwise
85 iq
going bald
rotting teeth
no money
no car
no future

>>3613513

>Banned from /g/ for trolling

/thread

>>3613513
rofl hahahaha

ITT: You are now realizing how everybody else in this is being ironic/trolling and you are the only one making serious posts.

20 years old
appearantly mentally challenged despite having finished HS
pot, 4chan, unwillingness to do the work for college ruined my attention span, my mind and my body
moved back to my mom
currently rotting while watching futurama, browse 4chan and wondering how to get off my addiction to dreamworlds
efforts to wonder what my life is and how i should use it are being made
10 situps, 15 pushups every morning, half an hour of meditation, every other day i ride my bike through town while looking for jobs-feels good man
dairy and dream journal reveal that I'm an immature fucktard
virgin
subtle deathwish

>>3613587
that's mootblocking frightening.

19 years old
middle school drop out
lives with transsexual girlfriend
All free time spent doing nothing, really, nothing. Just sitting here all day. in front of the computer, not even playing games.
No friends, no nothing.

i'll an hero soon.

>>3613619
Obvious Troll
didn't fall for it

21
addicted to oxycontin
unemployed
not in school
no friends
single
no money, $3000 in debt for rent

20 years old
decently attractive
great genetics
able to make females weak at the knees
quit going to college
about to go into army for idk yet
good sized circle of friends
good job right now

>>3613619
Pics of girlfriend so we know how much you fail.
Is she passable? If so, thats win.

>>3613708
enjoy getting killed in iraq or afghanistan

28
Bachelors degree
own my house
married with 1 child
lost touch with pretty much all friends when I got married, but I still keep in touch with one guy who is kind of crazy.
I play wow but secretly fantasize that I am good at wc3, starcraft, and dawn of war, which is false.
I have a job I enjoy.

21 YEARS OLD
11th GRADE DROP OUT
LIVES IN UNIVERSITY HOUSING
ALL FREE TIME SPENT ON /r9k/ LAWLS
SOME FRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL, THOUGH MOST OF THEM ARE AWAY AT OTHER UNIVERSITIES
UNEMPLOYED AS OF YET
3RD YEAR OF UNIVERSITY, STILL HAVE 2 TO GO MINIMUM PROBABLY

all of you need to follow @iamdiddy and @jayelectronica on twitter right now you fucking crybabies

>>3610788
no, and that bandname sounds gay.

>>3611051
Ashamed of what? Not being a louse?

23 about to graduate with a 3.3 GPA
Going abroad for a year then
Going to an awesome grad school
tons of good friends who I could count on
an awesome boyfriend (femanon detected)
live in my own apartment
have two shitty jobs, but that's the economy right now
my parents are proud


What the fuck is wrong with you people? You don't even try to succeed. No, it's not fucking easy, but it makes life worth living. Fuck off you lazy ass losers. Nobody cares that you are incapable of succeeding at simple tasks.

>>3611064
You are 31 fucking years old and you act like a ten year old. Get over your parents' divorce. Mine did it when I was nine and yes, I was replaced with a step father and his horrible children, but I didn't turn into a waste of space like you. Stop eating fucking fast food, it tastes horrible and it's making you die. Start working on your resume and apply for a decent job. There, now you can stop paying your psychiatrist because that's all you need to do, fatass.

>>3613992
see >>3613587

YHBT, amigo!

(i hope holy fuck what if its not thats just depressing)

>>3613958

"Necessity makes even cowards brave."

fcuyk my life and the world im the worolds biggest faggot

>>3613958
>but it makes life worth living
This is the lie of the modern age.

-19 years old
- no job
-no girlfriend
-quite a few friends
-ahead in getting college degree

- 18 years old
- Dropped out of high school at 16
- Free time is spent browsing 4chan or playing TW games
- Recovering from drug induced psychosis (1 year now)
- Only ever had one REAL friend, he despises me now.
- No job or possibility of getting one.
- Still in my mothers house.
- Starting to get fat

That's about it

FML is the most annoying fad in the world to me right now.


And now it's come to r9k.


Fuuuuck.

At first I have to say I was a suicidally depressed, desperately lonely and a fat loser before. Just to tell you that there is still hope.
-21 years old
-High school finished.
-I moved to my own apartment about a year ago
-I work weeks, weekends off. Pretty much every weekend, though, I get wasted for 2 days. I sometimes do it with friends.

I once got frustrated, got drunk as shit, went to the local bar and just went to talk to some people. They invited me to play football (hm, soccer) the next day and I did. I started to play, I lost weight and gained friends. I got a shitty job as a janitor but it pays the bills and it's physical work so I'm still losing weight.
Take what you want from this. All I'm lacking now is a girlfriend but I enjoy playing the vidya and getting drunk too much to get a distraction to that.

34
Useless degrees (english, philosophy)
Lives alone in studio given by father, who gives me monthly welfare (feels bad having left me to be raised by buttfuck crazy mother)
Never worked, never will
Smokes pot
Bald, but does okay with girls
Addicted to internet, all day all night on internet
Contemplates a life of failure, missed opportunities and absence of willpower
Feels meh man

18, failing this senior year
no job
live with mom
no friends PERIOD. NOT ONE, Mr "reallololol"
all free time spent on PS2 RPGs

21 years old
part-time job
lots of great friends
fit
good looking
Fuck yeah, my life!

>>3614706

Snip your ethernet cable. You have all the ingredients for some great livin'.

-22
-pussing out on school
-'14x'10 apartment
-back home for summer where my ass could be grass
-no job, dependent
-best friend addicted to WoW
-permavirgin

>>3614726
I'm somewhat close to you.

18
Got a GED
No job
Live with mom
One real friend
Free time spent on FPS's and RTS's and 4chan's

25 years old
Graduated high school
Never wanted to go to college
Worked a couple shitty jobs
Now on disability for mental issues
Have horrible anxiety/panic disorder/hypochondriasis
33K in debt due to said hypochondriasis and anxiety
Live with roommate
Haven't had a girlfriend in six years
Virgin
Have never driven a car, never plan to
Play video games or sit on the internet almost all the time
Have three or four good friends I see regularly

Do these threads make me feel better/worse about my miserable existence?

It doesn't matter. In the end, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU if you're going to own up to your debilitating flaws and get things on track. And inertia is so easy.

26 years old
dropped out of university (smartest thing I ever did)
Lives with hot fiancee
Work 9-5 as a writer (yes it does happen), consult on the side for a web start up
play sports on the regular
Several close friends
Parents divorced and both remarried
Battled depression my whole life
Fought my way out of a minimum wage job up to where I am now with nobody's help but my own
No car, but live in big city with good transit so I don't need one

32
Dropped out in junior high and led a life of crime and travelled around, only returning home when I was forced to by the courts, but I would breach the moment I wasnt watched. Was in and out of jail until my mid 20's. Did attend college, challenged exams and got a degree, decided that I dont give a shit about working and never followed up job leads after a year or so.
I spend most of my waking hours playing video games online. They seem to provide the white noise that occupies my mind the same way that drugs used to, I am completely obsessive about them. It started out as me trying to find things to do to keep myself indoors and out of the bars and away from my friends, and I suppose that it has worked.
I moved in with my parents and now i do indeed live in my basement. I did this at first because I had just returned to the country and had not found a place yet but then I discovered that I really loved the fact that nobody will come visit me at their house or ask to stay at my place. I like being left alone and here nobody bothers me at all. I have absolutely no desire to move out or do anything else, I just cant seem to care. I'm actually kind've scared whenever I leave the house. Not of people, not that something will happen to me, but that somebody will cross a line and I will react and go to jail. I dont want to hurt anybody, but there are circumstances where I know that I will, and I pretty much just try to spend my life avoiding them.
I have no problems with women, in fact I got laid alot for the first 25 years of my life, often a different girl every night. I just dont seem to care much anymore. I still get laid as I make "appearances" every month or so at the bars and a few women are even in love with me but I just dont seem to give a shit about anything.