If your name is bear, why do you have such a faggy trip?

I've got a high-paying job with good benefits as well as a 401k. I'm relatively well-liked among my coworkers but do prefer to avoid needless chitter-chatter and instead choose to focus on the tasks at hand instead. I'm not paid to mingle, I'm paid to work. However, thank goodness my office has windows.

>>3603508

Because this trip was intended to be memorable rather than fancy, sir. My mother was a panda (hence my squinty eyes) and pandas have poor spatial awareness. That's why when their bamboo homes are cut down, they can't do anything. It's because they don't remember how to get to the Prince and ask him to roll them up a katamari of bamboo to restore the natural vegetation of their homeland. I'm not paid to remember things, I'm paid to break them,

>>3603508

Also, it's the same person that posted the doll thread. I went to school, it died, I made new original content to post. You can google me if you'd like, I'm not keeping my identity a secret.

In my free time, I work as a volunteer firefighter. It's a rewarding job because not only do I help my community, I build relationships within my constructive hobby and am able to add those people to the list of people that I'd trust in case of a fire. It has taught me important life skills, like the skill of knowing I can't do everything (such as open this fire extinguisher's case, punching the glass isn't as easy as it looks).

Mr. Bear.. why don't you have a penis?

I think gardening is very important. Growing my own vegetables is great because I know what went into those vegetables: love and labor. I like to do it with my family but also by myself. Being able to see something I love grow is very satisfactory, so I think I'd like to have my own kids to water one day.

Do all bears share the same surname?

>>3603605

Sir, as a bear, I'm similar to a dog, and keep it sheathed until needed. It is not a comfortable solution, but seeing as clothes are hard to find in my size (pic related), it is the only decent path of action I can take.

How was your recent hibernation, Mr. Bear? It was pretty chilly.

>>3603626

Nope. It's like the Chinese, the last name comes first. Bear is just a really common first name. Parents give it to their first born because they rarely think we'll survive. It's like how some parents rub "ugly" onto their child to keep away the Evil Eye. Once it's done, it's done. Parents don't want to be too attached to children that could get kidnapped at an early age, and they usually do end up getting taken.

>>3603644

Indeed it was, indeed it was. However, I luckily had the warmth of others to keep me snuggly and toasty during the winter.

One of my friends knit me a scarf. It looks like it's striped in red and black, right?

>>3603676

Wrong! It's an illusion scarf. There are alien heads!

There's a better example of it at this site:

http://www.xtreme-knitting.com/photos-alienscarf.htm

>>3603676

I see. I see. So are you excited about the mating season that's coming up, or do you just browse 4chan like the most of us?

have you ever killed anyone with your bear hands?

>>3603695

If you haven't noticed, there's a shortage of male bears in many areas. That's a problem in my area. So, I'm actually the one pursued by women. I don't know who I'll pick yet.

>>3603706

As you can see here, it didn't work out too well. I attempted, but she morphed me into that basketball player's pose. Oh, vile sport icons!

Good evening, dear Bear. I could not help but notice that you have yet to present the monocle shot in accordance with the gentlemanly traditions of our exclusive club. I do declare that the sight of a monocled bear would be simply smashing, and on behalf of my fellow gentlemen I look forward to your provision of such an image. Cheerio.

>>3603734

Dear sir, thank you for reminding me. I am ashamed I had forgotten to post the obligatory picture. Will this do?

Rope climbing is a great sport. It makes one toned and can be a very useful skill. My sister's cat got stuck in a tree once and I had to use a grappling hook to get into the tree. I tossed the hook up into a higher branch and took a basket with me, climbing the rope until I was able to catch Mr. Neko.

You post with a trip, and introduce yourself as a stuffed animal?

jesus

>>3603818
By Jove's stout beard, if I did not know better I would inquire as to whether the pixels composing this image have been cleverly manipulated through the use of image modifying software!

>>3603907
>>3603925

Tripcode because I posted the same thing, just with a doll, yesterday.

Dear sir, I merely enhanced the appearance of the monocle via a photo utility! If the president of France can do it, why can't I?!

Hey Mr. Bear.

Wanna be my bro? :)

>>3603988

What a stupendous idea, how do we go on about said relationship-building?

>>3604006

I guess we could just brofist.

>>3603959
I shall have you know that Nicolas is widely reputed to be charlatan and a number or our League have personally administered sound rodgerings to his wives. If I am to be so bold, I should say that Marie-Dominique was quite a more delectable delicacy than Carla. I shall brook no suggestions that Nicolas and his chicanery excuse such questionable monocle practices.

>>3604040

I have not engaged in said activity before, am I going about doing it correctly?

Pic related, it's my attempt.

>>3604067

Pretty good, also why are you on a school Mr. Bear?

Are you a pedo?

>>3604053

Sir, I am sorry for being so ignorant, thank you for alerting me to the situation at hand. I shall attempt some rogering as well.

>>3604105

Google "300pockets", the poster, to figure out why.

Also, everyone's legal in bear years!

>>3604127
Good show, dear Bear, carry on.

>>3604144

:D!

But aren't you afraid there might be e-stalkers to get you and the girl?

>>3604193
>>3604190


Haha, I wouldn't have posted my pics if I didn't think people wouldn't save them.
I'm training to be a hypnotist. It's hard because I'm small and nobody really looks at me a lot. I'd be a perfect spy!

>>3604193
She's already 15, you can't blame her for trying to collect stalkers while she's still underage enough to pull it off. Who would want an old lady that isn't even illegal?

Oh hell.

Die please.

>>3604249

Eh, not e-stalkers, just smart people for a change, hence why I'm on /r9k/ rather than /b/!


This is me, by the way. This clear complexion clearly shows that I'm worthy of joining The League, does it not?

I can play the piano pretty well. It's always been a hobby of mine. It's a good way to impress people at parties, that is, if there is a piano available. I love Chopin and Burgmuller. It does require practice and discipline though.

>>3604277

Well Mr. Bear, not only do I must say you are a gentleman, but you're also a true bro.

>>3604313

Oh joyous day! I feel so...competent? Complete?

hurr durr i seen doll thred so me wil make bear thred
i am are original

Is your last name Pedo, Mr. Bear?

I do believe I have quite nice penmanship...

>>3604355
>>3604357

Well, seeing as I'm the one who posted the doll thread...

And the last name is Pimpington III.

...however, I have problems holding said pen. I tried a vacation on Pen Island, but it didn't help.

>>3604422

Hilarious Google result for Pen Island.

Stop doing these stupid fucking threads. They're not interesting.

you know, notmally i would sage this because it's the same shit as that stupid doll thread you posted here and on /b/, but that bear is too fucking cute. i want it, you jerk.

>>3604453

Oh, that image was quite hilarious, sir. I laughed out loud. Who ever hear of an island shaped like a torpedo!

I'll second the above posts and sage it. Get out. Where in the hell is this going but you wanting attention? There's not even breasts involved. Come on.

>>3604476


So, basically, you're like Oliver, asking "please, sir, can I have some more?" even though the very sustenance repels you?

>>3604496

Attention? Not really. I'm just bored and Hulu takes a while to buffer. And here I am, doggy-style.

>>3604526

Yeah fucking right. Your thread last night devolved into pictures of yourself. Forgot the doll. Get out, no one cares.

>>3604500
no, i just want that bear. the person posing it in these unamusing pictures can die in a fire.

oh well, i have a bear that's better for hugs.

>>3604538

Yeah, because I ran out of doll pics. I took way more bear pics today so I don't have to post myself today.

>>3604565

It's hard because the bear isn't very jointy.

This is a picture of me at work. One of my duties is making sure the intertubes are correctly plugged into the computers.

This is an ashtray in the office. I was sitting in it as a statement against smoking in the office. It was unsuccessful and I was burned.

Sunbathing is how I get such a nice, even tan. However, one must remember to tan their back as well. Here I am on a beautiful black sand beach, by myself.

I think supporting your local arts is very important. Even if they're not that great. Who knows, they could post some Rule 34 oneday.

I was really entertained by this, but then I learned it was created by a 15-year-old, and it kinda lost the magic. Like the time I tried listening to "Jackpot" and then I discovered it was recorded by a rather unattractive woman.

>>3604620
So you are responsible for having retards keep their internet?

YOU SICK BASTARD, THIS IS NOT THE /r9k/ WAY.

>>3604868


Oh dear. I'm sorry. I'll go sit over here.

>>3604892


Oh, okay, brb unplugging retardnet.

Guys, I'm going in. Wish me luck?

Not until you lose the namefaggotry

>>3605469

I'm about to unplug you then.

Pic related, it's me on the way.

Whoopdee
Whoopdee
Whoopdee
DOO

This is me
About to unplug YOU

I'm almost there
Because I'm a pimping bear

the strange and curious twist to this tale is that we have an imaginative and versatile girl playing with dolls on a bit of teh internets were you usually hear "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!".

~

enjoyed a lot of last nights story too pockets, even when it all turned a bit camwhore.
thought you handled it with some measure of aplomb.

> TWEEEEEST!!!

Let's examine these important mocuments to see where the hidden supercords are.

>>3605898

Thanks! I ran out of doll photos yesterday though. I still wanted to post, so I used self-pics. Sorry! I'll use landscapes nexttime. Tomorrow I'm gonna take another set, I don't know what stuffed animal yet. Any requests?
I think I've found the technoheart! The engine of retardation! I'm going to...

>>3606041

Stuffed tit, please.

>>3606041
The Secret Life of a Dildo

>>3606041
the transition from doll to self pics made me a little uncomfortable as i wondered if perhaps she was just a snare for attention seeking but there was an unmistakable candour to your comments when one took the time to lurk moar.

as for requests, i trust the artists judgement although there's no need to be so prolific as to poast every night.
once a week would give you the time topace yourself be really creative, although if you're having fun - go for it.

personally it's the characters anecdotes which are generating my lulz.
will stfu now and let you get on now, except to say - providing pics of the doll's naughty bits left me feeling a tad violated and not really in the good way.