Some are cool, some are retards.

... they look like monkeys

Fastest runners.
Highest jumpers.
Biggest dicks (in before 9001 insecurefags post stats, im joking you dickheads)

>>3603339
Agreed. Just look at this negro in a suit. He looks like a monkey waiter or an animal dressed up to play poker.

they are good at hiding in the dark as long as they dont smile

Black girls have this smell about them, it makes me want to gag. I think it's the shit they put in their hair, but I don't know. It smells like pez and lighter fluid. Anyone else notice this?

>>3603423
Black girls are good to gang rape. You can even come inside them.

>>3603423
wow really? What is with you guys lol
A friend of mine in high school was really racist and one day she goes "You're the only awesome black girl. You're sexy and you don't smell bad. For some reason big girls always smell like sour milk or something"

>>3603494
>big
I meant black

Ghetto girls do use a lot of product in their hair, but it's something in their house. Every ghetto house smells fucking weird, unless white people live there.

>>3603549

It's fucking awful and 100% consistent. They always smell that way and it makes me light-headed when they get near me. I'm in a study group with a black girl and when she leans in close to me to read the book or something I have to turn my head. It's so strong and doesn't necessarily smell unhygienic, just smells chemical.

>>3603423
I know that smell. Its stronger on some than others. Maybe the ones that dont wash their hair as often as others, perhaps? I dont know. But I do remember a classmate cleaning that gunk out of her long thick nails every morning with a folded up piece of paper.

>>3603594
i'm laughing at your misfortune, but I know what smell you're talking about. Does she wear a lot of weave?
I'm glad I don't smell like I just ran around in a super fund site lol
I wish I could hug and pet you and tell you everything will be okay

My only problem with black girls is that they always yell.
Fuck, your friend isn't even a yard away from you, why yell????

As a group they have an iq that is one standard deviation less than whites and asians

Fact

Their presence causes me to walk on eggshells and watch what I say. It shouldn't be like this.

The few black people I've known personally have been generally really cool people. I knew a black girl in junior high who was the sweetest girl ever.

By and large though, in what I've seen from school and now in general society; people like them seem to be the 1/5 ratio. But isn't that generally true of all races?

>>3603687

The 1/5th ratio?

>>3603668
I'm sorry ):
When I talk to white people I'm always afraid they'll come out to me as their target for all their racist jokes because I'm the token black friend

>>3603732

are you the only nigger in town or something?

>>3603742
no, and I'm not the only token either
But I live in Florida near Alabama

They are fine as long as they are confined and kept away from society.

>>3603732
As a 'token black friend' you should be maximizing racial awkwardness simply because you can. Nothing gets whitey more edgy than slightly racist, self-deprecating jokes followed by the coldest of cold glares if they dare to laugh.

>>3603770
LOL I have done this
Or just not laugh at their jokes so they're like "AHAHahaooo, but not you you're cool"

Niggers are scum. Ship them back to Africa so I don't have to smell, see, or hear them anymore.

GST says Hai nigger.

>>3603805
You don't smell, see, or hear them in your trailer park/council estate and you sure as hell couldn't afford shipping.

Every race has assholes

However, the negroe community has somewhat publicised their assholes/scum and now the whole race is kind of backwards. Instead of parading the geniuses and talented and achievers, they've praised the rap star who sold cocaine, through no fault of their own (this traces back to their early slavery days of music creation and that was their only real way through the 'white wall').

So now they're in somewhat of a pickle as to how they flip the majority of their social heirarchy upside-down, create positive role models and making their general image more positive.

tl;dr imagine whites but with country music being popular and rednecks being millionaires. this is the situation negroes face.

I can't predict how they solve this.

>>3603828
daw how cute
sea tuhtles ftw :3

>>3603845
This, pretty much is right.

I dont have a lot of experience with Southern blacks, but Detroit blacks are pretty scary, especially the women. The men are a little more laid back and easy going.

As a black guy I honestly have no fucking clue what smell you guys are talking about, but probably because I'm black? I don't know, but I bath and shower everyday and don't put tons of shit in my hair. So I guess this smell would be a kin to the bologna smell that comes off of white people often.

Nigra anon here:
Some are nice people, some are retarded ghetto monkeys.


Mootcockblocked

>>3603902
Its the hydraulic grease the women put in their hair.

>>3603902

lol what? bologna smell? touche nigger

GST Is sad nigger.

Niggers are a blight on society.

>>3603929

Oh god, cholesterol. I never want to teach at a barber school in a city ever again.

>>3603902
OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
what is with you honkies and your bologna smell. It's so disgusting
Ugh and the bad breath, seriously

Negros aren't really worth thinking about

I had a black girl that sat next to me in my 8am French class. She smelled of old stale beer.

So have niggers written a decent book yet?

>>3604024
I take it you don't read a lot. There are plenty of decent black authors.

>>3604044

By all means, enlighten us oh reader

ITT: Fat, lonely virgins talk about how much they hate black people, partly because they think it's edgy, partly because they've never gone far enough from their basements to actually know a black guy.

>>3604024

Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison is pretty awesome bro

troll, but fuck it

James Baldwin
Cornel West
Richard Wright
Langston Hughes
and...wait for it...I know you're waiting for me to say it so here it comes...Toni Morrison

I don't hate black people, though I have never met nor gotten to know one. I do however hate niggers. There is a difference etc.

>>3604104
I, like many people, liked niggers until I actually met some of them.

I don't discriminate anyone. If a black guy is hot, I would fuck him.

May I just add that a thick black girl is the sexiest, kinkiest lay a white man will ever dream of having?
Just saying, you gotta try it

>>3604145

4chan loves genre fiction, they would love Octavia Butler. Bitch got the genius grant.

>>3604145

ok, but Cornel West? really?

In high school I was a TA in the computer room. There was your "typical" black kid in the class for some reason. Always late, would talk about getting in trouble with friends. Had a "If I do a good job at anything them my friends will look down on me" mentality that you see all the time in classes. Sad really. The funny thing is, he could code java quicker and with less errors than me. I got to know him a bit, and he was a nice guy, but he was basically stuck in a shitty culture.

On the other hand, I know a older guy who grew up in Detroit, escaped, and is now a mans man. He's a good father, a good leader, and is someone I look up to. And he's not the only one.

The only times I have ever been physically attacked (besides typical middle school fights) has been by black people. Almost every a black person has come up to me to talk, it has been to beg money.

It really is a mixed bag.

The real problem with black people? Culture. A culture of bad fathers, achievement and intelligence as bad, and "I'm a poor victim of others".

PEOPLE IN HIGHSCHOOL/COLLEGE THAT SMELL BAD???

GET OUT OF TOWN!!!

they are hella cool and funny and make good music

I have a cousin who used to say he wished he was black, when he was younger.

If we were in an RPG game, it would be like this:

Niggers: warriors - no intelligence, and relies on sheer strength alone to defeat his enemies.

Crackers: archer - a well-rounded class. Has some degree of intelligence and strength.

Chinks: magicians - a physically weak class. However, they utilize their sheer intelligence to take their enemies down.

They're ok in my book, as long as they behave. That pretty much goes for anyone though.

>>3604338
How young?

Little kids tend to see color more along the lines of occupation or ability, than the whole messy "race" thing.

I know a guy who horrified his parents as a little kid, when he told them he wanted to be a "white police officer".

>>3604347

lol. actually chinks have 5 iq points up on honkeys, compared to the 15 honkeys have on niggers (and 30 on sub-saharan niggers), but point taken

>>3604411

we were both 14-15 when he told me that, i believe

ages ago

>>3604347
I'd like to think of it more like different races if it were an RPG:

Niggers: Troll, huge STR bonus but very little if no INT at all.
Crackers: Human, no bonuses and no weaknesses.
Chinks: Gnomes, huge INT bonus but low STR and CON.

>>3604449
But what to black people get to be?
I like to think of myself as a night elf :3

There are a lot of obnoxious/loud ones where I live (lol Alabama), but the ones that are smart are REALLY smart. Or seem like it. Two extremes, basically.

the only blacks I remember are from elementary and high school. They, along with most Persians, were the dumbest of dumb shits except for one black guy. That one black guy was actually cool and could string together a couple of coherent sentences when conversing. However, he was eventually sucked into the "gangsta" culture by about gr.11 and became a nigger.

I'm now in University and I never see niggers. Once I saw a black guy, but he was actually a smart 3.8+ GPA Kenyan mofo.

>>3604601
I'm black and I'll have to agree with you
Niggers only exist in high school and community college
I saw one gangsta nigger at my uni, ONE, and I was severely confused. But yeah, we have some excelling black students. It's pretty sad actually that my brothers and sisters aren't making anything for themselves, but that just means more scholarship money for me

i've known 5 black people in my life

4 were total niggers that i hated
1 was cool

i think that basically sums up black folk.

>>3603655
AS A GROUP RIGHT-HANDED PEOPLE ARE DUMBER THAN LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE AND YOU ARE RIGHT-HANDED SO YOU ARE DUUUUMB.

I think it's hilarious when black people say ridiculous things about white people, like that we smell like wet dogs when it rains, or that we have a bologna smell, or that we have bad breath or some shit like that. Because it's so obvious that they're just trying to piss us off and there's no truth to it at all. White people are exceedingly hygienic.

>>3604639
>but that just means more scholarship money for me
Word, being black and having above-average intelligence opens up so many doors, especially when there's quotas to be met. Selection favors smart mandatory blacks over dumb mandatory blacks.

>>3604671

you honestly think that? Have you been to a fucking comic book store with all the neckbeards and you want to tell me white people smell better? Everyone smells like shit these days because they just use Axe instead of showering

>>3604671
Dude, we're not kidding, it's gross

>>3603423

Yeah, it's the hair straightener. I dunno though, 'cause when I tried that shit once (Not a girl, just wanted straight hair.) the smell washed out fine.

I'm half white though, so maybe their hair is different?

>>3604702

Well of course there are some white people that smell terrible, like the example you pointed out, but on the whole white people either smell good or have no smell at all. I'm not saying that black people smell bad, mind you, I'm just saying white people definitely don't stink. I'd have noticed it by now if we do.

>>3604782
Except I don't have European hair, because I'm only HALF white. Mine is essentialy the same as a black person's, only the curls are a little looser.

>>3604780
You can't smell your own stink, right? So if there was some sort of racial smell, why would you be able to smell that?

>>3604671

Empirically/statistically speaking, white people are less likely to suffer from osteoporosis than blacks mainly because of a higher intake of dairy products. And people whose dietary regiment entails excess milk, yogurt, and cheese will produce a very distinct odor, akin to a "sour" or "tart" scent emmited after prolonged physical activity.

Tl;dr next time you smell dick cheese, whitey dealt it. Also cheese/cheddar hot pockets are the white mans fried chicken, just sayin ;_;

>>3604666

obviously statistics don't describe individuals. that said, you're probably black, and yeah, therefore you probably have an iq of around 85. lucky you

>>3604901

Could you cite that? As long as we're speaking empirically/statistically, I mean.

Also, how do you go from not being lactose intolerant to a dietary regimen that "entails" excess dairy?

Oh yea fun fact about op's pic:

That guy works for fox news in detroit and he suffers from vitaligo (the skin condition that turned michael jackson "white"). 90% of his skin is airbrushed on before he goes on screen (think spray tan).

>>3604971

Googled it myself, seems legit

>how do you go from not being lactose intolerant to a dietary regimen that "entails" excess dairy?

>>3605066
I knew he looked familiar! Thanks

hurglethotasntomw umet nhotsnahu look at picture

>>3604971

Sure thing boss! Just document, with pics, the cheddar-bacon hot pocket run your mom made to wal-mart last week. That should suffice.

We know yall keep that shit on deck heavy.

hot-pockets are gross, I prefer watermelon

>>3605066
I feel so bad for him, he is turning white.
http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/lee_thomas/Turning_White_Part_One

black girls smell because of the weave glue.