Don't worry man, we should be out of this recession by the time you finish uni

I fucking hate you dad

My penis sometimes fills with blood when women are present.

After visiting 4chan I lost the ability to interact with normal people.

It's impossible to have an online relationship.

>I'm 18

wait until you're 23 and never had a gf, live with your parents, and don't have a job. It only gets worse.

she's so hot. i'm too lucky. i don't deserve her

i fail so hard at sex i will never satisfy or keep her. fuck my libido

My girlfriend's parents are going through a divorce. She's taking it really hard. I really love her, and I wish I could make her feel better, but there's no possible way for me to get to her. I had to listen to her cry on the phone last night. All I want for her is to be happy...

Shit sucks.

that doesnt look heavy at all

My life is good. I just like talking.

I had a regatta today. I was at stroke by surprise, but we still did well. I'm 18 as well, and I've gotten into every college I've applied to thus far. I've recently found out that college is going to be very cheap as well, with the combination of scholarships and financial aid. I'm good with girls and enjoy my friends immensely. My parents are split, but I don't give a fuck, it doesn't affect me anymore

My life has no goal and no purpose. That's doesn't really matter but I'm pretty ugly and shit, so I don't really enjoy life much. It's ok though since I'm going to kill myself in about a year.

Fuck, I can't stop thinking about this foreign girl who's starting a band with me.

My life is pretty much perfect. Going to another continent this summer with a friend, faeces is going to be very monetary.

fuck mat sci. I don't feel like doing this shitty homework... I half ass all the homework because it's some stupid requirement pretty much irrelevant to my major. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don't know the answer to this question
Question 2
Describe the microstructural changes occurring during recrystallization of a cold worked metal, and hence explain why the yield strength decreases during the course of the process.

1) 21 and never had a girlfriend ever. Only had sex once with a hooker.

2) I get paranoid with just minute amounts of weed, but I want to be a stoner.

3) Uni work and classes are stressing me the fuck out.

4) I can't relate to most people I talk to, if I manage to talk to them at all.

5) I wake up feeling depressed, all the fucking time.

I've been blowing every opportunity to talk to a girl lately. I'm nervous about making a profile on OKCupid and going to the bookstore to talk to girls.

I'm 18 - I work at a fast food restaurant in the south, and because I'm good with not wasting money, I've got around two thousand dollars stored up. I used to really like my life, but my world is starting to fall apart.

By all accounts, I'm well above average intelligence: I scored a 1530 M+V on my SAT (2200 with writing) and have passed every AP class I've ever taken, but I've been wait listed at the only two colleges I've applied to out of 8, Chapel Hill (NC) and Dickinson. I never really realized it until now, but I should have done more. I didn't have any extracurricular activities, and I mostly browsed 4chan and played video games because I had problems making friends with the people in my class. I've never failed any classes, but I'm an A/B student with two C's thrown in, which I'm convinced is what's dragging me down, and now it's too late to fix that.

To top it off, I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I used to be happy playing video games and browsing 4chan, but I can't find fulfillment in anything anymore. I almost feel like I'm wasting away but I don't know what to do about it. Am I alone?

>>3590166
Feces is going to be monetary?

1. i have a beautiful/cute gf who i would do anything for and who would do anything for me.

2. im on track to finishing college next year with a major in chemistry.

3. i have friends.

4. im attractive enough to have a pretty gf.

but im worried about my future career. im a junior in college but i have little work/volunteer experience in my field. i just hope someone hires me :( also i surf 4chan cause im bored

holy CRAP you guys are all so depressing

Life would otherwise be good--nice apartment, solid employment, enough friends to keep me sane--except for the fact that I'm a complete and total failure with women.

I got my first kiss at age 23 by a girl who then proceeded to stand me up for our next date because she, and I quote, "didn't think she could deal with such an inexperienced guy." Ouch.

At 24, I'm still a virgin and haven't ever even touched a breast. I've very seriously considered suicide knowing that I'm destined for loneliness, though at the moment I'm in the "OK phase" of what has proven to be a sort of cyclical depression.

>>3591082
Probably very cliche advice at this point, but I do really recommend The Game, and possibly Mystery Method if for no other reason than learning the fundamentals of dealing with women, which some of us never pick up for some reason. You'll be fine, I promise.

Why do I am so high? She's smart, athletic, beautiful- I'm nothing. But I want to be everything... just so I can be with her. So that I will deserve her. Yet I can't.... it just infuriates me so much. I want to get close to her, I want to be with her. I love her. Her name is Jill.

>>3591118

I've actually read The Game. I came away from it convinced that "pickup artists" are assholes, but little else. I find that type of canned socialization extremely distasteful, even if it is successful.

My suicidal thoughts are more a prediction of my future than a judgment on my present. I've got this unyielding feeling that I'm going to be alone until I'm 30, at which point my boring and stable existence becomes more attractive, but I'll be a bitter husk of a human being who refuses to shelter the aging women who ignored me for the preceding fifteen years.

Stupid? Yes, but there's enough truth there that the weight of it all fatigues me. I can't attract anybody youthful, and I'm too miserable to accept being somebody's silver or bronze medal.

Shitttt. I got myself into this ridiculous situation and oh god it feels bad. Any other person would know how to figure this out because they don't have a conscious and wouldn't care about telling their mom this kind of thing. But basically my dad helped me buy a plane ticket to Halifax for the whole summer to stay with some random friends and such, but my mom (non-custodial parent) doesn't really know yet, and she's going to freak out because I'm only just 18 and I should have told her that I was going to do this before I bought the ticket. I don't know if my dad knows that I didn't tell her, and I don't know what the fuck since I've never been by myself before in the big scary world.

Being sheltered sucks and this is my attempt to -not- be sheltered, since I'm going to be stuck here at my parents' respective houses for the next two years while I finish college. I'm trying to strike out on my own somewhat, but she's never going to buy it and she's probably going to hold it against me for years.

Sucks.

>>3591243
I think if you can get over that "Pick-up artists are assholes" mentality, things will actually go much easier. I don't know why this is, but I know that I'm not alone (seeing from other robots) in the thought pattern that people more successful than I am with women are automatically regarded as "tools," "douchebags" etc. - think of all the shit we give to guidos, but they're always surrounded by gorgeous women.

I suppose I'm trying to say you should keep an open mind, and see past the 'canned material,' as that's only a beginners crutch anyway. The purpose of all the material is to instill a level of confidence in the user until he sees the patterns that women follow, and learns how to properly vibe with their emotions.

>>3590966
Sounds a lot like me. I was waitlisted at UNC-CH (as well as the other place I was really interested in going. Got in everywhere else) as well. I'm a pretty good student, but not many extracurriculars. I ended up going to a different college, but I'm not happy here. I'm trying to transfer to UNC-CH again. We'll see how it goes.

The last guy I dated turned out to be gay. This was the only "serious" relationship I was ever in, and this was roughly three years ago. Oh, and I met him through an anime convention roughly two years before that.

I have never kissed a boy outside of on the cheek, but have turned down offers for casual sex. People refuse to believe me when I tell them this.

I also have a shit ton of trust/cheating/daddy issues. Fuckyeah.

Visual Basic professor: You're a shitty teacher. You won't even review my code through e-mail, let alone set aside 15 minutes to meet and chat about my failing the class. None of the other students know what the hell they're doing; how the fuck do you expect us to learn anything if you don't teach?

Mom: You're a bitch who doesn't want to take responsibility or take the time to learn a thing about anything. You're also a flaming hypocrite, and it makes me want to jump out of the car every time you criticize me for going too fast.

Dad: You're an irresponsible fuck-up with the same shortsightedness as mom, only you've screwed up so bad that you don't have the resources to make up for it. I hope to God I don't turn out like you

Braindead White Jewish American Driving Her SUV Like A Fucking Idiot: I will kill you and all of your children.

That last one felt good :) Unfortunately I forgot to include the entire U.S. Government, but I'm sure I'd run the comment limit

>>3591298
Aw dammit... What college are you going to now? Do you think trying to transfer in to UNC-CH will be worth it in the long run?

>>3590977
He's saying shit's so cash.

mootblockss

After being in near perfect health and great shape for all of my life I'm experiencing some problems and think I may have ALS or MS.

Not sure if I'm going to an hero or not, I own guns, and both diseases are uncureable and life ruining. Got me pretty down.

the only real two friends I've ever had moved away to texas about 2 weeks ago and we haven't really talked since. it seems that they don't want to talk to me anymore. ronery, etc.

>>3591333

What are your problems?

I'm in my first year of uni and have only made one friend and recently she has been acting so fucking aloof and unfreindly to me. Like, quipping dismissive shit like "good for you" whenever I try to start a conversation.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT.

I wrecked my fucking car and can't lift the panelling i just bought out of the car i borrowed off of my mate. so now ive got 2 cars i cant use atm.

>>3591319
I go to Furman in SC right now. I'd like to transfer to UNC-CH because I would be way happier being close to home (my family lives in Chapel Hill) and it turns out I didn't really know what I wanted when I went here. I'd like some more choice in terms of classes and a wider variety of people. I think it will be worth it in the long run, but I'm starting to doubt what I thought I wanted to do. I've lost a lot of the motivation to do anything that I used to have. Hopefully a change of scenery will help.

i'm romantically attracted to a girl who does pills and flies from city to city to party. we've met a few times. she's a virgin, well.. was the last time i saw her but she doesn't want to sacrifice her 'amazing' lifestyle for me.

i'm physically attracted to a girl who i've known for ~six years. i have absolutely no desire for romance with her. she quite literally feels the same way. i've never liked the whole "fuck buddy" thing. i'm so sick and tired of loveless sex.

ohwell.

>>3591347

Mild tremors and fasciculations all over my body. I've been to the neurologist and they think it's muscle related and I'm getting an EMG done soon. No muscle weakness however.

>>3591352
follow up:

ALL MY HOMEWORK IS OVERDUE.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>3591406

Not necessarily MS or ALS. There are plenty of things with those symptoms that are controllable. Are those your only symptoms?

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>>3591420
it's alright bro. homework is easy. you'll manage.
if she's being a bitch tell her that it's annoying you. you'll make more friends. make an effort to get out and see new people.

>>3589920
this is me, except that I'm a college student

>>3591380
I've got William and Mary as the college I really want to go to, but I don't know if that will happen given my waitlist status, and University of Richmond as a backup... I just don't want to fuck this up given how much time I think I've wasted.

My city is going to flood. Worst flood since '97. So they're having sandbagging 24/7. But fuck, I don't wanna get all muddy and be soar as shit the next day... I'm fucking lazy, but I feel bad for not helping my city...

I'm 18, and my life has gone way downhill in the last few months, yeah.

I was the first person in my family who went to college and stuff, but my mom is religious, and she said that she didn't want me going to college for anything other than ministry.

I saved up 20k all by myself for the first year of college in a Music major. My mom told me that I might as well not come home, and that was cemented when I finally told her I was gay.

Well, I couldn't come up with 20k again so I had to leave uni and move to Virginia with a bro who was my friend since first grade. (I lived in Arizona btw.) When I was there, my beard, seriously, MY BEARD, made the landlord say that I wasn't trustworthy, so I had to spend a week in a homeless shelter. Got all my clothes stolen. Moved in with two guys in PA who were nice enough to give me a month to get on my feet.

Little did I know they were smelly, fat, no friend furfags. FURFAGS. I had to live with them from November to February. Now i live in Camp Hill PA with another nice bro and...well, that's my life right now. Things are looking up I guess, finally some stability.

And all this before I turned 19. I never though I'd have to grow up so fast...

fell in love with a girl who all of a sudden turned lesbian. Really, she always said she wanted to go out with me, we get our chance, and before we go out, she decides she was a lesbian. WHAT THE FUCK!

It's my first year of college and i only have one friend, before befriending him, i was (and still am, just less), a bitter fuck who would get to the classroom, drop his bag, and put on his headphones while watching the campus. Now thanks to him im a little more social and im also friend of his friends. Im still a social failure though, i tend to have some weird standards for people, i think most of the people i know/meet are boring/common douchebags with no originality and good interests, i also think they're a bunch of hypocritical fucks that have a boring life but still enjoy it, unlike me. I can't enjoy what i have, i always want more, and i always feel envious of other people, wishing to befriend them or their friends, im 20 and im still virgin, i've had many boyfriends and girlfriends before (im male), but no sex, and i currenlty feel fucking ronery, the good thing is that thanks to my new friend, im just in a "Ok" phase. Ah, and my two best friends, the ones whom i would die for, live so fucking far away from me, i only see them like once a year. Only with them i feel complete, happy, and that i don't have to hide who i really am

tl;dr: BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

mootdablocksnigga

The only thing I'm worrying about is which supermodel I should have sex with tomorrow.

I'm in community college. I could have gotten into a decent if not good university if I had graduated high school. But I was really depressed in high school, not mallgoth fake depressed but really, incredibly depressed. Then in my junior year, I went to this alternative high school program at the community college and I ended up doing well in the college classes and shitty in my high school classes, so my teachers suggested I take the CHSPE and go to the community college full time or take a year off to chill out.
My parents wouldn't let me take a year off, so I tricked them by taking easy film classes one day a week.
But that wasted a year, so now I can say I've basically been going to this goddamn community college for three years and when I finish up next year, it will be four, and even though I'll be at the same point as I should have been originally, I still feel shitty about it.

I'm also an 18-year-old virgin and I've only had an internet boyfriend.
I was 16, my internet boyfriend was 23. He was also a totally clingy control freak, so I broke up with him. He immediately started internet dating one of my best friends and they kept it from me for 7 months.

I have never had a job and I can't get one yet because I'm overloaded with classes because I don't want to be stuck in this shitty community college for even longer.

I never make friends in public settings like school, or even at fucking conventions, and I hate most of the friends I already have.

In the end, though, no matter how horrible these things can make me feel at times, I am overall happy.
I fell into this amazing group of people in the summer, and they feel like family even though I've known them for less than a year. These are people who love me unconditionally who I'm not afraid to love back, and having people I care about has been motivating me to make a better person of myself by doing well in school and losing weight, and generally just not being lazy or a failure.

>>3591580

Sounds like all your problems are being caused by yourself, bro.

So fix 'em. Stop being such a douchebag that even YOU know you're being a douchebag.

God, this sounds so pathetic, but I just never got into the habit of doing homework. And I'm pulling in D's. And I'm a goddamn junior, and by now I think I can't get into a 4-year.

This means I'm going to be miserable working some minimum-wage job, like my sister. The shitty thing is, I don't even KNOW what I'd do even if I did get into a 4-year. Every job seems to suck equally, and my incompetence stretches all the way across the board. Maybe I deserve to end up working at 7-11 and watch my classmates get ahead in life.

>>3591521
Have you not heard back from the other colleges?
The only advice I can give is wait the time out and see what your favorite college says. I basically said "fuck it" before hearing back from UNC-CH because I just wanted to end the damn process. I don't know if I ever got in or not, but trying to hurry the process up just made me unhappy and trying to transfer is just redoing the entire damn process, so I lost both ways.

My dad is an alcoholic and my mom is crazy

The only girl i've ever loved doesn't feel the same way about me

>>3591667
No, I'm still waiting to hear back from them..

I'm so unmotivated. Does anybody know how to fix that?

/.!_)masturbate/1+

>>3591439

Yep, those are my only symptoms. I know, it could be just benign, but there's always chance and that's all you need to worry.

OP has the exact same thing going on as me. Only difference is I'm changing my major to political science and sticking on what to do as a career.

19 year old virgin, neverkissedagirl guy here.

I have Crohn's Disease that, along with moving when I was ten destroyed my self esteem. Had a gastric tube in my stomach which was horrifying because I couldn't take off my shirt and would never let anyone anywhere around my stomach for fear of them finding out. In pain all the time. Went to college for a semester, couldn't find any friends, spent the semester in my room. Just had surgery for my Crohn's disease and it has turned my life around.

I'm more confident, more optimistic and more healthy. I spend a lot more time with friends now and while I had to take the semester off from school, I don't really mind. It gave me time to think (even though I already had a year after high school to ponder this) and I've decided to change my major and such. I'll be commuting to school, I think, but I don't mind. If things change while I'm attending maybe I'll try for housing again. But if not, I really don't mind staying at home for a little while...my best friend commutes too, so I'd still be able to hang with him.

>>3592664
Oh and I'll be twenty in a month yaaaay for me.

Ahhh to be young and full of hope. The world hasn't kicked the shit out of you and left you bleeding and crying in the gutter naked yet. give it a few years.

Today I found out one of my not-that-close-but-still-a-friend friends got into MIT (whereas all the rest of my friends, myself included got rejected).

I later found out that she was in close contact with the sailing coach at MIT and was even scouted for their....sailing...team.. or what-have-you. This makes me sad because my other friend, who was scouted by MIT's swimming coach, got waitlisted by MIT.

Knowing these things, I feel like my acceptance into Caltech is somewhat cheapened; I feel like a big part of why I got in wasn't because I'm particularly qualified academically (though I felt I was more than qualified in the extra-curriculars), so much as I said I did track (half a semester then quit because I was sad I was so slow). The only other person I know who got into Caltech at my school was the aformentioned swimmer, who was also scouted by Caltech's swim team.

I have friends who I feel are more qualified academically for both schools (than the people who got in, me included), but got rejected from both.

I dunno.... that Cumshot Surprise banner is really distracting.

My girlfriend sucks. But.... I can't bring myself to break up with her or tell her. It's a very long, complicated story. I don't think she even considers me as a boyfriend anymore.

My parents got divorced when I was younger. Now my mom believes that she should get back together (7years later) and my dad disagrees. So she's been freaking out for a long time. Causing my dad to be depressed and careless. He hasn't been keeping up on his taxes which forced me to go to a community college (no financial aid etc) instead of something a bit more to my liking. Now I work about 30 hours a week and school, and buy food. But on the bright side I started taking kungfu classes which is something that I've always wanted to do. Plus I'm going to a 4 year next semester with my girlfriend who I just started dating, and I'm keeping in contact with all of my friends. My dad is slowly coming out of his depression and trying to make it with his own business, leaving me and my sister happier than we've been in years. But the going is slow and frustrating. I just hope it all works out and I don't get too lonely. I should also try to figure out what I want to do with myself... All good things in time though right?

Shit Job, parents are getting old and have financial troubles, school fucking sucks, no friends that are weaboos like me, live around a bunch of smelly christians, uncertain future, etc.

I broke contact with everyone I knew in high school save two people who wouldn't let me. I get along with everyone at my new school, but haven't made any of the kind of friends that you hang out with outside of class. my parents are awesome and pay for school so I live with them, but a lot of ugly things happened to make family dynamics weird. my sisters, my dad, and I all have school and work, so we've sort of moved on, but my mom just stays at home and weirds me out/makes me sad through psychological warfare when I'm here, which is a lot of the time because I don't go out much. I am also aware of how I adopt traits of people around me, and I don't want to weird people out or make them sad, but that's why my last relationship ended so I do. what I would like to be is without unnecessary ugly thoughts and able to be genuinely not bothered and not come off as though I am hiding something and am sketchy

I'm whining about my parents and am 20 ):

>>3589872
>After visiting 4chan
lucky you, i've always lacked it

I'm 25 and don't know what the fuck I want in life. I went to a decent university and graduated. I got an office job with good pay, benefits, and sane coworkers, but I absolutely hated it. I tried so hard for a year to suck it up and go to work every day, but I was completely fucking miserable the entire time. I was injured and forced to quit, and I'm convinced that I unconsciously willed or caused the injury just so I would have an excuse not to go to work anymore. That's how much I hated that job.

And now that I've healed, I have no idea what to do. I could go to grad school and get another degree, but I don't see the point because I'd just end up in another 9-5 job wanting to hurt myself. I'm willing to start a career in something that doesn't involve sitting in an office or doing much customer service all day, but I don't even know where to begin searching for something like that without wasting a ton of time or money.

It sucks feeling completely stuck.

In my late teens I had no issues with my heterosexuality, I was straight and knew it. I had a few girls, had great times with each, but haven't had a gf since I was 19. When I was 20 I started fapping to traps. Now, at 22, I can barely get hard thinking about vagina, but if I think about cock I get rock hard no matter what. I still find myself only attracted to women, guys are not attractive to me whatsoever. I am starting to think I was gay all along and my christian upbringing made me subconsciously push every gay urge down until I didn't have them.

I am 22 years old and I don't know what sexual orientation I am.

uhh, I feel so out of place here.

Well, my ex girlfriend and I are thinking about getting back together. We were away from each other for two months since we broke up, and we had sex today because we hung out and smoked a few bowls. She's only ever smoked with me, today being the third time. Anyway, we're just unsure if the relationship will work again, and not fall apart, etc.

I can't compare my "troubles" with you guys, but it's something I needed to get off my chest.

My life is just like "The Fox and the Grapes". Except instead of hating the grapes I've deluded myself into thinking I don't even want or need them. The grapes of course being a relationship. I suppose its easier to tell yourself you don't want something than to accept that you can't and possibly won't have it.

Ive been talking to an amazing girl I met on /r9k/ in an IM exchange thread. She's incredibly smart, attractive, and we share a lot of common interests. I'm afraid of taking it to the next level, though. I'm afraid she will lose any interest she had when she sees a picture. It's not that I'm ugly, it's more that I am overweight. Not the typical "DURR HURR STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE FATTY" overweight, keep reading.

My parents sent me to a shrink and had me put on SSRI's for a few years because they thought my somewhat reclusive lifestyle was unhealthy and a sign of mental disease. They helped me get over my social anxiety, but one of the major side effects was weight gain. I've been trying to lose it, but its been difficult as I'm very busy with school and pretty damn lazy. Im not hambeast whale overweight, but its pretty noticeable. Im off the drugs now, but the weight still lingers on.

Oh well. I guess the most I can do is start working out to lose it. Maybe I will ask the /fit/ guys to point me in the right direction. Even if things don't work out, she's given me a reason to get off my ass and fix myself and at the same time restored my faith that there are interesting girls out there, I just have to find them.

thanks for listening /r9k/

bumpin' for interest


mooootblooackss

My girlfriend broke up with me. It came out of nowhere. I thought we were so in love and going to be together for a long time. She told me she just doesn't love me like that anymore...

I'm cutting off contact with everyone, going to get drunk, and play vidya.

I'm 25 year old virgin, and I think I'm starting to accept it. At times, I even manage to delude myself into thinking a celibate lifestyle might offer some sort of advantage. But I'm always crushingly lonely.

I'm overweight, have horrible self-esteem problems, but I'm cheerful and charismatic to anyone I've talked to at least once. However, I will never talk first.

I seem arrogant and standoff-ish to new people, but I quickly win them over when they talk to me. I have never had problems making friends, but I always consciously keep my relationships at arms length.

I'm in law school, I never try/study but I always manage to be just above average. If I get paid, as in work, I go above and beyond, but I'm terrified of rejection, so I never try for positions that I should try for. Aiming low for jobs is what I always do.

And I have 11 pages left for a student note due in about 20 hours. I should work, but I always seem to be on 4chan when the shit hits the fan.

I wallow in self-pity. And I'm afraid it's now a habit.

19/m

I live at home with my mother. never had a girlfriend and a closet case geek. I am intellectual, but I find many people are either fake or stupid. I go to a community college only because I am super lazy. Never cared for studying and found that drinking some brews night before a major exams helps alot more than studying.

I love anime and games. I love to play games and talk to friends. I am overweight and have no interest in school. Im fucking up in school and only work 2 days a week and i cannot find another job for the life of me.

help me brobots. what should i do

I am constantly bombarded by thoughts of insecurity.

Always, always, always, I wonder to myself if I am FINALLY a man. Always, always, always, I wonder to my self if I have established a role as dominant male yet.

It's all fake, really. I play varsity football, lift weights and am turning into a big and strong motherfucker. I'm bigger than my dad and still I wonder if I am finally a man.

Deep down inside I hate so many people and I always want to break things and hurt others.

I only have one good friend. No one else is there.

I don't even like my girlfriend that much. I like her, but not love. She's falling for me so hard and I dont know why or what I should do. She was abused, so she will always go after bad, unavailable guys.

I am that guy. Why am I such shit?

19.
No friends.
No social life.
Worthless on the only thing I spend my time with (computers)
Feel miserable ALL THE TIME

and I cant blame it on anything.
I've always been severely isolated socially, so its not my lack of friends

>>3595558 Bro be lucky you got a girl!

>>3595636

She's a reminder that I am shit.

I'm 26, and just broke up with the only girl I've dated in a few years that understood me, and even laughed at my dumb jokes. I don't have a career, I have a shit job I don't like, and I wish I was dead. :(

/r9k/ is incredibly comforting because it makes it clear that everybody has the same fears about their life and deals with the same fucking stupid issues and mental blocks that make my own life so shitty.

/r9k/: you're not alone

>>3595807

Not everybody, just the pathetic losers that are naturally attracted to places like this.

Speaking of which, I'm 21, virgin, living with parents, considering suicide.

I hate this asian girl who is FUCKING ANNOYING.
I burned a cat when I was a freshman
I broke up all my friends relationships
Have had 8 sites in my honor describing how much they hate me
Changing my name and moving to Europe to start a new life in 2 months.
I regret nothing

18m. I'm currently a freshman at a private 4 year university. It costs my parents about 25k a semester for me to be here (I don't qualify for any scholarships), and I feel horrible about it. Last semester I had to withdraw from a class because I was going to fail. This semester I withdrew from another class, and I'm probably going to fail the class I withdrew from the 1st semester.

I only got 13 credits last semester, and I'm probably only gonna get 7 credits this semester...and it is costing my parents so fucking much.

I have very few friends, and only 1 that I can actually rely on. My roommate is driving me batshit insane with his fucking stupidity, and all his obese, wapanese friends are even worse.

My dad is a successful doctor, my mom was valedictorian and has a masters degree. My older brother is a good college student and is looking at a dentistry career. I'm expected to do so well, but I'm failing. I'm a mechanical engineer major, but I have no idea why I chose it. I fucking hate math. Actually I fucking hate everything related to academics. I have absolutely no studying capabilities. (Not to mention I suck at everything I try).

I've decided that I'm going to enlist in the Army for 3 years. If I comeback realizing what a mistake it was, I can always get a degree from a public school (yay GI bill).

To be honest, I really have nothing to live for. But I ain't no pussy who is gonna take the easy way out and become an hero.

im 24 and unfortunately i have had 7 girlfriends since age 17....i work for $23 an hour setting tile and stone which isnt that bad...i live at home and at the time of writing this im staring at my 120 inch computer "monitor" / projector...lol...im spoiled as FUCK...i give every dime i earn to my dad and do all the fix it work on his rental propertys and in exchange i get to run up credit card bills of insane proportions...i have ZERO social life...i hate people...FUCK people...i havent had anymore than 2 friends since the age of 19 by choice...its somewhat ironic i have no social life because i can realte and talk to anyone i meet...im very easy to talk to and can bring humor to any conversation if i deem them worthy of my time...which is rare...lol...at the same time i talk to people just to see how twisted and pathetic their view of "reality" is...i look at people and i see nothing to like...every day when i turn on the news and see the economic conditions and just the general stupidity and disgusting thing that is humanity i want to scream out "WHERE IS THE BIG RED BUTTON"...give it to me now...if i could end it all this very second for the entire human race id do it in a heartbeat...i mean shit, go on myspace or facebook and look at the stupid bullshit people spend their ENTIRE life doing...chasing some piece of ass or snorting and drinking their pay checks away.

and while im thinking of all these twisted things life aint so bad for me...haha...i mean damn, im sitting in a room that is fully soundproofed with over $50,000 worth of electronic equipment...i play video games and surf 4chan till around 2 -3 am when im not working, im not depressed...i love being all by myself in my own little world...so in reality im just as sad, closed minded, pathetic and basically devoid of any sense of reality as everyone else on this planet...everyone is just in their own sick little world.
"Death is the ultimate solution" 3/23/2009 - ME

and far as you asshats who thinks having a girlfriend is some great achievement that just makes your life great...your pathetic...look to yourself to make your life enjoyable not a hole that bleeds every month that you stick your terribly undersized penis's into

finding it very hard to study for my physics test tomorrow at uni.
not talking to girlfriend etc.

>>3596068
Holy shit man. It's like you are me. Except my mother is not a doctor and is willing to pay for my medicine studies. I know I'm too stupid to study that shit. I'm thinking about the army as well.

20, going on 21 ...

Have no real friends .. lost them all due to moving a shit load. Parents are on the verge of splitting up as my dad fucked up with money.

Never had a real girlfriend . only manage to intrest girls in me when I talk to them on the phone / net. Somehow I manage to say the right things to them everytime to the point it's a semi-relationship ... but I don't dare send them pics because I'm terrified I'll be rejected because of my looks. After trying to beat around the bush about my pic ... the relationships sort of fizz out and they always lose intrest. God I fucking suck.

Have a 9-5 job as an application deigner which I am under-qualified for. I bluff myself past EVERYTHING. ( Thank fuck for google ).

Everything is alright.

I'm 18. Had sex with six different women, dated two for three years, one of which we had sex about a thousand times probably. Now I am an absolute social recluse, I moved away from my friends, to my mom's, who I'm living with, and then fucked my only friend here's ex-gf (he broke up with her though so...), and I am flunking out of school. No job. No ambition. I play a little guitar and video games (usually visual novels, just started SMT: Nocturne), surf 4chan and talk to a girl online who lives in Canadia. I like her a lot more than any of the RL girls I've talked to recently, especially here where everyone is fucking retarded. However she is adamant about not having kids/getting married, which is my whole damn goal. So that pisses me off too, not to mention she NEVER gives me any fucking pictures, like seriously I sweet talk her to the max and she just says she's tired and shit. YOU LAZY FUCK. but then, what am I?

>>3589872

That is seriously true or it made me realize how boring of a person I am.

I'm lazy as fuck.

Also, my dad is a worthless fat fuck and my mother was the kind of person who would marry a worthless fat fuck.

I say the word "fuck" so much it's lost all meaning. I need some better swear words, goddamn.

>>3596723
Use more composite words, you cuntwaffle.

yeah pretty typical /r9k/ goer here

19 years old
No job
No girlfriend
Friendzone bullshit.
male pattern baldness since age 14
zero interest in anything.
Basically I live like Gimpy from undergrads
Every three months or so I go out with some friends and get drunk.
yeah...

God brobots you are making me feel pretty good today. 28, Master's Degree in Physics, months away from PhD, cute girlfriend, good potential for making money after school.

I mean I wonder about my ambitions and so forth and sometimes feel kind of shitty but Christ you guys are losers.

To the top this goes.

MOOTBLOXCANSTUFFIT

Nothing much. Things are going really well for me actually.

Only thing I'm worrying about right now is getting my family to give me money for a new car, which I seem to be doing a good job at.

18 never had a job and need one desperately. Might be an escort, there's always adverts in the paper and I'm good looking, probably pays well.
Got a girlfriend who's cute, intelligent and going to Cambridge, and I'm gonna dump her for my ex.
Ex is sexy as fuck and I love her and she loves me, and if I get back with her I'll essentially be sticking with her for the long haul. I broke up with her because I wanted freedom, fuck it i want love. But her life is going no where and so is mine, we'll be poor as shit.

>>3594160

Dude. seth rogan has made it possible for fat guys to be seen as attractive. praise his gifts, and get over yourself. i'm pushing 275 (which is actually down from 315 ,lol.) and i just happen to not act like an acerage all-too-eager to please fat guy so everybody thinks i'm the hottest shit ever

I was piss drunk on Saturday night and a very pretty girl who had been somewhat interested in me the whole night just laid down on me on the couch right out of the blue and we cuddled for the whole night, until she finally fell asleep on me hours later. It was great but I was too scared to go any further, even though I don't think she would have minded. I've been beating myself up about it since then...

>>3601413

Man bro you are 18 you don't know shit about love or life.

>>3601516
They I don't have any real problem then. Awesome. :)

you should feel pretty good compared to about everyone else

im 43
I have degrees in law and Engineering.

I did the law because I got fucked over in a big way. Have not worked for 10 years. But am now suing, and probably going to get 35 million.

I spent years on this case, got myself the law degree to fight it. Spent a long time alone working it all out, but finally the other party has been proven wrong.

I the last 10 years though no money, had girl girlend/hot / cute lovely

been to japan , vietnam china.

got onto maybe 7 other girls, meeting one to day

also in 1998-9, traveled the world, a lot of it US Canada Europe, SE Aisa, South Africa.

So even if i find myself alone I can always look back or pick any of those memories to help me. Most people will never have the opportunity to travel etc.

I said something really fucking stupid to a girl today. I feel like an idiot.

>>3602011
sorry thats 34 not 43

I'm 21, in a state of involuntary celibacy
no job, still living with my parents you know the deal.
I don't know how to talk to people and conversations,
and the only girl that has ever approached me is probably psychotic.

Getting a brand new car with heated, leather seats, in 2.5 weeks. BA through MA degrees. All of the aforementioned, paid for by my dad.

I plan on getting the MA in Psychology and I'm considering looking at doctorate programs as well.

I fucking hate my life right now.

There, I said it.

I hate being in love with someone who loves me back but doesn't think I'm worth the risk of losing a friend over. And who then proceeded to get drunk and dry hump me. I'm a fucking 24-year-old virgin; I've never even been kissed before. He couldn't even have kissed me, no, fuck that. And I'm supposed to pretend it never happened.

I hate my job. I work at an animal shelter, and all the people who come in who say "oh, I could never do your job"? *I fucking can't* sometimes and I feel inadequate because of it. Like I'm not strong enough for the real world. I hate the shitty people turning in their animals, I hate the shitty people who can't comply with getting the animals they adopt from us spayed or neutered, and I hate the shitty people who call and bitch because we can't do anything to help them with their vet bills. We're a fucking nonprofit, we have no vet on staff, and our local vets don't even give us a fucking discount.

I hate that my mother got breast cancer. I'm glad she's dealing with it well, but she's always fucking sick from the medicine they give her. She misses so much work and I know she feels like she can't be enough support for me, and honestly, I don't want to have to rely on her for support anymore. I haven't moved out partially because I still can't afford to, but also because she'd be a fucking basketcase if she didn't have someone around to talk to...she's already most of the way there now. She thinks I'm always upset because of that, though, but it's really because of the stupid guy I'm in love with.

TBC.

>>3602432
It keeps going, and it's unoriginal apparently. Graoeiraf.

I hate my female friends because they're turning into super-serious bitches who only glean their humor from the nine million fucking television shows that they watch, and who can't appreciate the joy of being spontaneous and fun.

I hate that my grandmother, who's worked so hard her whole life, who raised four children, who has always been a little physically weak but made up for it in emotional strength tenfold, has become an emotional wreck since losing her ability to walk. All she does anymore is worry, because she can't do much of anything else.

That's all of it, I think.

>>3602187
I`m just like you except 20 and the person that approached me was fat and stupid instead of psychotic.

>>3602491
well I suspect her of being psychotic, at the very least she's creepy.
People here told me I would end up being cut in to pieces by her, so yeah...

>>3597171
You've got male pattern baldness as well? Since 14?? That's brutal.. I've been losing since 16, and had a noticeable receding hairline by 16 1/2. I'm using rogaine and nizoral now which has helped, but my hair is still extremely thin and stringy.

I'm 18... What did you end up doing with it?

>>3589872
I never had that ability in the first place,
so I guess its reverse for me.

>>3591075
This, everytime I go to r9k I get depressed.

>>3603961
then why do you do it?

I hate my roommates. They are so fucking loud and obnoxious it drives me nuts. I hate all computer science majors now because of them. Internet memes are funny and all, but not when people are speaking them constantly.

I should have lived in an apartment this year, but no I had to let my idiot roommates talk me into living with them in a suite (4 person dorm, no individual rooms).

>>3604027
alot of my friends are meme spouting faggots,
so I guess I can sympathize.

I'm in my early twenties and currently jobless. All of my jobs have sucked pretty much for one reason or another. I did a year of college before deciding I didn't like it. I also deal with anxiety and depression which I got over a year ago. Fun stuff.

I also am finding myself fapping to guys with enormous dongs and traps. I can't explain it. I still want to fuck women but there's always that urge. My last girlfriend claims to be a lesbian. She played headgames and I dumped her ass. I haven't had a girlfriend for a year and a half. I'm also worried I am turning into a pedo...do not want that shit.

Sometimes I like to come to /r9k/ to look down on all the ronneryfags moaning about being friendzoned and think "at least I'm not like those guys on r9k"

Over the last few days I've realised that I am just like every other friendzoned anon out there - lonely, unconfident and depressed. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life and I'm fucking scared

>>3590983
Fuck, this is as real as it gets.

>>3596126
Fuck you I love my girlfriend. She's exactly what I need at this part of my life/

Besides being semi-addicted to benzodiazapines, my life is better than yours

I'm a 19 year old who never fully recovered from having an emotionally abusive mother, an emotionally absent dad, and a bad bout of depression in my teens. I'm intelligent and possess the ability to socialize well and have people like me, but I get scared I'll get hurt, so I have few friends.
I've grown to feel I'm a failure, or at least incompetent, and undesirable, from my mom's constant yelling and temper tantrums, as well as occasional threats of suicide.
I can't get enough hours at my job to even support myself, much less my family, who I end up trying to take care of. Nobody else in my family has a job, and yeah, my mom is still emotionally abusive to us. My dad's got a traumatic brain injury and is going to die from Epilepsy some day, IE he definitely can't work. My mom's simply too depressed.
I go on 4chan because I can't quit it. Easier to go on here and keep pressing F5 than think about how many ways your life has gone wrong.

>>3604462
no
what you need is good dicking
so that you know how it feels.

That girl is holding those cardboard flaps all wrong; that shit is gonna fall quick

She better turn them 90 degrees for better support

I'll probably be outdone by at least a million people in anything I'm passionate about, so my existence is pointless and redundant.

Do things because I like them? What the fuck is the point? I don't even know what I like.

AAAAAH i work and study so hard like last night up to 3 in the morning yet I'm still failing these stupid shitty exams

>>3604659

I feel the same as you bro.

Just got over a major pregnancy scare.
Planned parenthood is a girl's best friend.

i go to a prestigious university.

the last few semesters ive been able to do well by riding the coattails of those who thought i had an intelligence comparable to theirs. i scooped their homework, their backtests, and their air of intellectual superiority. and i worked really hard at all this. i looked like and felt like a real, hardworking, successful, smart student.

so, now entering my third year, all the real courses are kicking my ass. the exams are real exams. the homework requires a real element: proof of understanding instead of just the right answer.

so now, ive earned 4 D's in three classes. i dont deserve to attend the 50k institute of learning i pretend to deserve.

deep down, i admit i am also a lazy fuck.
anybody else?

Here goes:
I fucking hate my life. I have a stable home, go to a decent school, im in college, i have friends, ive had a girlfriend, et.c But it all seems fucking worthless because eventually theyre gonna try to force me into a shit 9-5 job where I will work most of my adult life, being miserable and wondering what the fuck happened. WELL FUCK THEM. Im not going down like that, thats fucking bullshit. I didnt ask to be born into your fucking society and I sure as hell dont want to be a fucking part of it. Greed, depression, and loneliness all around cause people to feel like shit day in and day out as they look for fullfillment in their life. But you know what? Theyre not gonna fucking find it because theyre living in this materialistic bullshit. FUCK YOUR CARS, FUCK YOUR JOBS, FUCK ALL THAT BULLSHIT. Why should I have to pay for food and water and shelter? Youre going to make me pay for life itself? FUCK YOU!! FUCK IT ALL! FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GODDAMNIT ALL TO FUCKING HELL.
...
thank you for listening robots

People usually join the military as a last resort.

But for me, I wanted to do for myself. It was something I've wanted to do since I was a kid. I wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. To fight them would be my real test, to train them would be my cause.

But no... Fucking medical problems have to pop up. Why can't I just be healthy and normal like everyone else? I could handle the mental issues if it weren't for the physical ones; but why can't it be just one or the other?

Being a soldier isn't a lofty goal. 1000s of kids do it every month from all walks of life. Yet I'm stuck in college taking boring classes like American Literature of the 18-19th century. When the fuck will Hawthorne or Irving ever help me in life?

I have an ok life,
I work two jobs,I start college in fall,I go on dates.I have a few friends I can talk to.Somebody is in love with me.I have money,and a car.
I just lurk on /r9k while I'm studying different ebooks improving my language skills and such. But I use to be a shut in when I was 16-17 but I got over it.

Well, I moved out during my second half of my high school senior year, and I've pretty much fucked up my life. ON PURPOSE.

I have been accepted to a college, I had a great GPA, rich parents, and a dog. Everything was on track for me to become the physicist I wanted.

I fell in love, more specifically I fell in love with a man ten years older than me, on the internet.

So now, this hopeful physicist is studying to get her GED and find a full time job so she can pay to move to AZ while her family has disowned her, lost contact with any friends she had, and spends most of her time in the house filling out resumes and playing Pokemon.

He makes me happy, he really does.

But I feel like utter shit otherwise.

Continued from
>>3604027

I forgot to mention that they leave their shit all over the place like disgusting slobs and attract insects into the room. They all play obnoxiously loud shitty music/guitars and it unnerves me to no end.

The one that lives closest to me absolutely will not sleep with the windows open because he's 'slightly allergic' to pollen. Who the fuck isn't 'slightly allergic' to any airborne particle? He also likes to argue with me about random bullshit subjects for fun, when really he's just making an ass of himself and wasting my time.

I hate them with a fiery passion. So much so that I picked to live in a random apartment next year with random roommates. If they turn out to suck, I'll just shut the door or leave.

why don't all the people who say they can't interact with others just get together and hang out? At least it would be something... Just throwing an idea out there

cockbloxx

I have no driver's license, my job is shit, and I still live with my parents at 22.

I've really "let myself go" and am nowhere near in as good a physical condition as I'd like, but I'm so resigned to my situation that I don't bother anymore.

Almost every day, at some point, I feel what I can best describe as "not right" mentally, and fear and embarrassment prevent me from asking for any manner of psychological help.

I've often thought about moving to a minor city and becoming a vigilante just so I could end up dead serving a cause I believe in.

>>3604952
>I've often thought about moving to a minor city and becoming a vigilante just so I could end up dead serving a cause I believe in.

This is exactly how I'd commit suicide.

21, had only one relationship and only have had sex three times. Got an average dick and an average life with some average friends. Had some ups, had some downs but overall not a bad like at all. I'm joining the military in July, hope to make Army Rangers. Wouldn't trade anything for the world

I'm 19, and getting shoved through university at breakneck speed by my parents. I'm nearly done my second year, but the trouble is, I'm still as lazy a fuck as I was in highschool, so it's incredibly hard to push myself to do assignments. Hell, I might not even need my degrees for what I'm gonna try to do. 5-6 courses instead of the normal 4 + procrastination = fuck my life. I live at home because I don't want to work during the school semester, although that's a fairly common thing here.

How does I stop procrastinating, robots?

omg i'm lazy plz help me its so unfair

I'm a failure.
Complete failure.

I am good at NOTHING.
I cannot talk to people.
I cannot play instruments.
I do not have the interest to read a lot of books.
I cannot play video games well.
I cannot program.
I cannot solve computer problems.
I cannot cook.
I have no skills to speak of,
I have no job and currently live with the only person that pities me enough to give me some shelter
I failed most classes in school
I have no self esteem

I am, for every intent and every purpose, a failure. I cannot even kill myself correctly (vomited up the bleach before it had a chance to kill me)
that is what is on my mind.

>>3607047
What does bleach taste like? Not trolling, I'm just curious.

>>3607047

i lol'd at bleach

I'm 22, I work at a crummy job lying to people to get them to buy things. I just confessed my feelings to the girl I like and she said she doesn't feel the same way (The whole we're just friends thing..) I haven't been to college. I've only had one real relationship in which the bitch cheated on me. Just feel like an empty shell most of the time.

>>3607047
I couldn't watch a movie now. I ended up lying on the bed and staring at the ceiling, thinking the same fucking lines you wrote.

>>3607047
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
are you a virgin, as well? if so, you're worse off than me. when i'm feeling down, i'll think of you...

I've allowed myself undisturbed access to private things of my boyfriend, chatlogs, emails, the works. I don't know whether or not he knows. I guess it wouldn't bother me too much if he did the same. I feel sort of bad about it.

Also, I haven't visited my mom for around 6 years. I barely talk to her. I'm only 20, too. I know these both are kind of bad, but I'm not interested in amending the latter; unsure of how to approach the first.

>>3607070
i would a imagine the same way it smells, but with a burning sensation?

>>3607070
Imagine soap.
Now imagine a horrible burning sensation, paired with the smell of ammonia.
That is what it tastes like.

>>3607106
We should make a club for failures.
Except it would never, ever get done. Or even thought about again.

>>3607125
Yes, actually.
I guess I stopped thinking about getting laid for so long that completely slipped my mind.

>>3607047

Buy a gun, buy correct ammunition, load gun, point at head, pull trigger, don't miss! FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T MISS! Pic?

>>3607186
P.S. Not regular soap. I mean like, liquid anti-bacterial dish soap.

>>3607186
>We should make a club for failures.

I was watching Fight Club again :)

>>3607047

Well you're good at making list...

>>3607047

YOU DON'T LIVE IN AFRICA, THINK ABOUT THAT!

>>3607197
I've been institutionalized for suicide.
My right to own a handgun is forfeit.
At least thats what I've been told.

also picture of what

>>3607226
No, not really.
I didnt include my suicide attempt in the list, nor that I am a virgin. I guess I can add "I fail at making lists" to that list, as well.

>>3607214
Spooky.
Maybe we have telepathy to each other.

>>3607047
>>3607258

Hey dude, your making us show compasion, you are a troll or some person who will be famous, where do you live, age? Housing conditions? etc.

I'm nineteen. I had a job. I quit out of boredom, plain and simple.

in the six months that I worked there, I had saved up a moderate amount of money. most of it ended up buying me weed, or cigarettes, or it paid for the gas it took for my friends to haul me here or there since I don't have a car of my own. that's still what I do with it, and I'm running out, fast.

I'll find a way. all I know is, I don't want to work, and I won't. in the meantime, I just stay high with my friends and don't worry about it.

I'm a piece of shit faggot, a failure, and I contribute nothing to society, and I am completely fine with that, feels good man.

actually, I'm pretty okay. I used to have depression issues and feel alone and friendless but that all changed when I went to a new high school.

I made some friends, changed my image, and got popular.

So pretty much my life is like Saved by the Bell now, and it's totally awesome. All you gotta do is have fun, make friends, and if you have any time left over, do some homework.

Who wants to buy a fake hall pass?

>>3607280
I'm making you show amusement, not compassion.
and curiosity, apparently.
Idaho
25
Live with one of the only people I befriended in highschool. He does it out of pity, since me and him hardly ever speak and I haven't had a job in months.

>>3607333

I'm not amused, it makes me want to help you, surly you're good at something, I don't think I'm good at anything, but I keep going

>>3607325
HOLY SHIT

IS THAT A COMMODORE BUSINESS MACHINES C=64 !?!?!??

Wednesday I am getting a replacement disk drive for my old clunker so I can enjoy my wunderbar old games.

>>3607363
c64 ROCKED

I have a crazy scat fetish, but I am a germophobe. ):

>>3607351
Then you are one of the few good human beings left around.
And, honestly, no.
I'm good at not talking, and dealing with isolation.
It ends pretty much there.
And its really not that I'm "not good" at anything, moreso that I fail at everything. Hard.
I would love to be "okay" or "decent" at things. I'd trade both my nuts and half my wang for it, and possibly my left buttox too. But, I'm not.
As for going on anyways, I take it you're not a nihilist, and possibly belong to some religion.

>>3607410

Christian, that's it, celebrate Christmas and Easter, don't enjoy church, I do like helping people, I'm trying to be a cop right now, that's the one good thing I am good at. Probably it, maybe one or two other things, but, I feel like you could be good at doing something, everyone has one niche, maybe yours should be writing a book

Outwardly, everything is great for me. Awesome grades in my first year of engineering studies at university, currently nailing a 4.0. I'm having a little trouble finding a job this summer to help with housing fees (damned academic scholarships don't quite fucking cover housing), but it's okay because I have quite a bit of shit saved up practically from when I was conceived.

I've got a great girlfriend who I've been with for nearly a year and a half, who is pretty much perfect to me. I have a slightly used but practically otherwise brand new car for under 10,000 that is great on gas etc etc etc...

But my problem is, while I enjoy engineering, my real dream is to be in a rock band. Cliched I know. I don't care if it were to ever by some bit of luck get big, I just want to play some shows around my area, I like singing.

But, being in the country and rap addicted south, it's so hard to find people my age that wanna form good rock and metal bands, not this shitty gay emo garbage. I kinda feel like I just wanna do it to get it out of my system, but I'll never know until I try.

I donno where I was going with this, so tl;dr i'm bored.

>>3607472
Helping people is what gives you motivation, then.
And writing a book is pretty null from the start, since you either need to have good imagination or be good at something.
Since I am not good at any skill, writing instructionals is out.
And since I have the imagination of a dead turtle, fiction is also out.
I know it seems like I'm being pessimistic for the sake of feeling bad, but I honestly cant think of anything positive about myself and that becoming a writer is where everybody and their grandmother goes after hitting rock bottom, and they all fail at it. I'd like to refrain from expanding that list.

Enjoy feeling good because you're helping others, fellow robot.

>>3607499
Do karaoke to metal.

>>3607536

True, good luck, I'm going to re-charge

I'm 20 and don't have a care in the world. It's alarming. I've started to drift away from my close friends, and I lost my other friends within the past six months or so. I don't care to do anything other than sleep all day. I make excuses to avoid talking to or socializing with my friends and family. I rarely leave my room. I don't have any interest in anything anymore.

I don't even know what caused it. Sometime back in January things stopped being funny and people started to all sound the same.

23, virgin, never had a girlfriend, never touched a girl, happy recluse and antisocialite.

I belong to that 2% of my country's population that controls 98% of the wealth. Upper-upper class.

And I hate money.

I want nothing more to live in a tiny apartment by myself, left to do whatever, but I'm constantly hounded by my relatives to do something with my money. "Get a powerful, high-paying job," they say.

I just want to be on my lonesome.

I feel terrible guilt in wanting to be left alone while I'm constantly reminded that I should do something with my vast fortune.

I really don't want to do anything with it. It sits in several bank accounts and trust funds, accumulating money, despite the lousy economy.

I constantly fear that some woman will come along who will love me only for my money and only because I have money. That scares me a lot.

>>3607569
1) Get a bunch of money from relatives as "investments"
2) Flee to a largish city
3) Never speak to them again, change your phone numbers
4) ???
5) Enjoy your newfound life

Also, if you really dont care for your money too much, go down to poor areas of cities and gives people money.
Directly.
None of that charity bullshit, nothing ever gets to anybody.
Give it to them.

>>3590966
i feel the same way,i used to play games and that helped, i browse /r9k/ somtimes /co/and /v/ as well,
my hobby is to do graffiti but now all these things dont do it no more,its unfulfeeling and i try do school work but it never works out, at nights i dream of the this girl who i used to care for to come back, i tell all my friends that i dont care for her no more and she is shit to me,she was a cunt,behind my back type of shit but i miss laying in bed with her just cuddeling with her, and the sex to but not as much as just being with her fck her,though
sometimes i dont think its her,it's more like i wish to be with somebody.
i wish there was somthing that could help me with this unfulfilled feeling in my stomach.
i feel like im wasting my life away.
i know my life isnt as bad as other peoples but i cant deal with failure each and every day.
i wish someone loved me, that all i want just to know someone loves me out there :"

My little 15 year old scenefaggot sister is the biggest spoiled brat in the world.
She thinks she can intimidate me into doing whatever she wants like she does with our mom.
I want to ruin her life and move out and never talk to her again.

Fuck I'm pissed.

>>3607611
Considering the very, very, very large sum of money I'm sitting on, there is no way that my family members would simply let me be, even if I did "vanish."

To be sincere, they are the type of rich person that I hate; rich people who are rich and know it, and want others to know it. They'd never let money disappear that they could benefit from. This isn't a selfish claim. I don't want them to have it because they'd spend it on shit they don't need.

Additionally, they'd never let me just give away the money. The money is legally mine but I'm sure there are alarms built-in somewhere that go off when too much money is spent at one time.

My ISP fucking sucks, they got rid of dynamic IPs! Now I'm forced to fucking scavenge for proxies, and with the GIRUGAMESH bullshit spammer getting most of them banned it's taking me hours just to find another one! FUCK YOU SPAMMERS, STOP GETTING THE PROXIES BANNED YOU FUCKTARDS!

I have no friends anymore. I am a shitty person, a shitty roommate. I'm fucked, I deserve it all.

I'm an ass to my friends. I make shit decisions in this world and against morality. I'm too irascible for anyone to like.

I'm geeky, and 26 and a loser. The one girl I loved, who liked me back, left me for my best friend, because he was "nicer" and had a bigger dick. And I never even got that far with her.

I'm 26, I have a dumb job I don't like, no friends in this town (literally). Even my roommate recognizes it.

I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I don't want to be alive anymore. I hate this world. I hate it.

>>3607718
Build a steam car and go tooling around the countryside.

>>3607765
I will travel, soon. I'll go to all of the places in the world I've wanted to visit, and take someone not as fortunate with me. I'll pay for all of their travel expenses. It'd be someone I know, but not someone I know very well.

The world is too big to never leave one's own country.

>>3607718

What the fuck?

Are you an underager, or just some pussy-whipped fagort? If you're 18 and that money is yours, NEWS FLASH, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. It doesn't matter how disappoint your family is, it's your goddamn monies.

I lived with my best friends for about a year, but I got kicked out once I wasn't able to find another job after I had gotten fired.

I live with my parents again. Haven't been able to find a job. Want to go to college, but I have no money and I don't even know what I want to take.

I'm still depressed, don't have medical insurance to get back on my medication for both manic depression and hypothyroidism, gaining weight at a quick rate, my best friend lives 20 miles away, my other best friend is currently away in Mexico for work, I can only see my boyfriend on the weekends/when I have money to give to my previous roommate (I owed him a lot of backrent, and we made a deal that I could come over whenever if I gave him $20 every time I came, and I could stay for a few days)...and it's been hard getting money. :/

there's a lot of other crap but meh

>>3607552
Nah, I want a legit band. Besides, if anything, looking for band members would be a good way to make more friends, something I'm not exactly great at.

I'm 19, live with my parents, don't have a job and I'm starting to loathe my time at university. I'm practically being paid (via scholarships) to go there, otherwise I would have dropped out last year.

In addition to this, I think I'm falling in love with a long-time internet friend. This is a pretty big deal to me because I was isolated as fuck until very recently and have never felt this way about anyone before, and I'm afraid of what a long distance relationship would entail, I'm afraid of her dad, and I'm afraid that the only reason I feel like this is because she was one of my best friends and made me feel better during the shittiest years of my life.

God I'm pathetic.

>>3607708
i dunno go take a shit in her drawer with all her pantys in it............
>>3607866
not so moron...even though hes of age it doesnt mean he can do whatever he wants with the money...they could have it set up MANY different ways where it may be in his name but he might not have complete control over it...and dont act like you feel sorry for him...hes obviously trolling

>>3607866
If you understood that one of my reasons for wanting to be alone is the insanity of my family, you would know why the money can't simply be mine, especially if even one person suspects that it's being mismanaged or misspent.
The army of lawyers will drink rivers dry.

>>3607999
No, I'm not trolling.

I'm going to sleep.

>>3602608
shaving it off bro, hope you don't have a weird ass head...

I moved out of my parents house 3 months ago. I had a decent job, the place was decent, I could make rent, I was going to school, and I had a fabulous boyfriend.

Three months later: I still have the fabulous boyfriend, but the place I worked at went out of business (LOL Circuit City) which stuck me with no way to pay my bills in an economy where its tough to find a job.

I did find a job for about 4 weeks but over my spring break on a day I was set to go into work, they called me and said "Thanks for everything, we don't need you anymore." FFFFFFF

I found another job working as a waitress in a downtown bar 2 feet away from the major league baseball field. The promise of very good money is looming but the restaurant doesn't need me until opening day which is in 15 or so days.

Right now as I have no money influx, I will be 21 dollars short on rent and I'm too timid to ask my father for money. (He's semi rich but such a stingy bastard that I've learned to cope on my own.)

On top of all that I HATE where I live. My roomates are top dollar cunts.

tl;dr: does anon have 21 dollars to spare so I can pay my rent? :/

>>3611709
Post proves about your financial issues and i'll paypal you the money.
Inb4 whiteknightening. I'm feeling generous today.

Girlfriend broke up with me so she could plan her future, which she used to go on about involving me. Wants to remain best friends, while not having to care about me, which isn't something I want in a best friend. It's a cold and pragmatic move completely unlike anything I'm used to seeing her do. Just trying to get by, hoping to stay happy before I'm never able to see her again for the rest of my life.

Let it all out, eh? Alright...

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! FOR FUCK SAKES WHAT THE FUCK? I do my best to do everything right and just; keeping everybody happy and where am I? ON MY MOTHER FUCKING FRIEND'S COUCH THAT'S WHERE! Why did I even bother? Why was I born to a mother that's so fucked in the head she reduces both her children to emotionless puppets while starving them? Why did I have to run away just to retain my sanity? I HAD A MENTAL BREAK DOWN MUM! DIDN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? Why couldn't I regain feeling quicker? Why does she not understand? WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO? WHERE AM I MEANT TO GO? WHY IS THE WORLD SO FUCKING COMPLEX? Why is there no right path? Can't somebody just tell me what I'm meant to do with my life?..The logical choice is suicide but that's so cliche...I guess I'll simply have to live another day and try to make something of this mess.

...Well that felt good. By the way, for the slow witted, my questions are not for you to answer.

I've tried my best. Really, I did. Everything you wanted me to do I did and then some. All because you were that so much important to me. You know that I'm not the type of person to give his all at something he doesn't really want or need. But I saw you as someone I could grow old with. I felt that you were worth every sacrifice I made in our relationship. And after I did them, you never heard about them from me again. I never kept score.

What's with the knee-jerk suspicion, the reflexive doubt in whatever I tell you? Everything I say you seem to see so many hidden layers in, even in something as innocuous as a compliment about your hair. And I find it funny that you like to bring up my ex so often in our conversations when I never asked about yours. Well I did ask, but I never used them in an argument. Even while we're kidding around, I always moved to another subject when you told me to stop.

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>>3612435


What did I do? Why do you distrust me so? Do I have to watch each word I say in case it offends you in some manner or sets off another argument that degenerates into a full-out insulting match no matter how much I try to be neutral or even considerate? It's become so that I'm now afraid of talking to you. Yes, AFRAID of talking to you. You say you love me but I've never felt so scrutinized in everything I do. I feel so paranoid sometimes I get panic attacks at work.

It's become so that I'm drinking and smoking again just to pick myself up. Yeah. And I quit both of them for you. I wanted to be healthier for you. But even if I started working out and eating less and quit all my vices, I have never felt so sick in my entire life. I dread every fight we have because I love you so much that I can't stand the thought of losing you. Yet you seem to be so ready to fight about every small thing. It makes me sick to my stomach to wake up every morning and try to predict what sort of venomous argument we'll be having during the day.

Charlotte, I know you're not a robot, but I hope you get to read this. God knows I loved you ever since we were kids, but you are making it so difficult. I am not your ex. Please fucking remember that.