what a unique and interesting thread

First of all, dolls can indeed read. Here is a picture of me, reading the Bible. It's for a class, "The Bible as Literature", not for any religious purpose.

GO BACK TO THE FACTORIES, BUTTON-EYE!

>>3586640

Thank you for your compliment, dear sir. Do you have any questions or requests of me?

>>3586648
DOLL TITS OR GTFO

this is why girls shouldnt be allowed on the internet

goddamn this is fucking stupid

>>3586671

Why indeed sir.

you already did this thread on /b/ before and it failed miserably. go take this shit to gaia.

FUCK YOU NIGGER GET THE FUCK BACK TO EUOPE SO YOU CAN EAT SOME MROE AIDS THEN HANG OUT WITH YOUR NAZI BUDDIES GODDAMN I JUST HATE YOU I WANT TO HATE YOU TO DEATH YOU FUCKING
FUCKING

DOLL FACE!

>>3586673

Right, even more stupid than the hundreds of threads about "You laugh, you lose?"

Dolls can actually use makeup.

However, it doesn't mean they should.

>>3586694

sorry honey, those are shit too

take your fucking dolls and go play with someone else

this internet is for men and men only, run along

Unfortunately, we're able to use Macs. I hate Macs personally but I'm stuck with what I'm stuck with.

>>3586629
I have a request and a question my love... if one would be so inclined..

What takes part in the life of a doll? How do you go about daily business, i mean isn't it hard considering you have no bones in your body?
ALso can i request some doll pussy? I'd like to gander at ur tight little wet cooch.

>>3586730

Nope, my legs are too short to run.

I have that doll. She came with a book about Claude Monet. I forgot her name
>>3586680
My poor childhood.

>>3586744

The life of a doll is a hard life. One must keep their secrets from their owners, who must never know we are sentient, for else we shall be exploited. Some dolls have bones, but unless one has entirely flexible knees, elbows, spines, etc., they shall eternally be inadequate. Therefore, we are a parasite on your young, having them carry us around and do our bidding, when they think they're the ones in control.


And request granted.

an accomplice of yours?

>>3586761

The name's Linnea, it says it on the apron.

how does one type without fingers

hello doll, what a charming smile you have! if this is the opportunity, i always have been wondering why dolls seem to be passive in nature.

>>3586785

Dolley and Boxxy?

>>3586782
baby ur making me fucking hot. This is fucking hot... omg im fucking hot. spread ur pussy for me baby..

GTFO ugly bitch, this is what a real doll looks like
pic related, its me

>>3586800
You jump from key to key. When purchasing a laptop, one must consider if it's one's footsize so they don't press two keys at once. All those times you though your cat ran over your keyboard? It was a doll.

Who's your roommate who's taking all your pictures for you? Male or female? Is he/she hot?

>>3586824

Learn to type proper English first and maybe I will.

>>3586782
SELFEAT THAT SHIT

can you introduce me to Barbie?

>>3586812


Remember Jessica Rabbit? "I'm not dirty, I was just drawn this way" or whatever? Same deal. I'm actually a rather sad doll (why else would I be on 4chan). Do you want to hear my story?

>>3586852

Just go to a toystore.

>>3586845

300pockets.deviantart.com

>>3586850

I'm too lazy to go take new photos!

>>3586939
we will make the statements - now bend over backwards and do it.

Me and my "roommate" as you put it so eloquently.

>>3586952


I tried at least, right?!

Please don't hit me!

Not again!

I'm sorry!

Where is the doll in this picture?!

>>3586964
Your roommate is purty :3

Can you fix me with her, Linn?

Oh, there I am! I think I might be stuck!

>>3587006

Sure, contact her at 300pockets.deviantart.com
www.twitter.com/300pockets
or lividitica@yahoo.com (her anon email, spam it all ya want)

>>3587038
I have the feeling this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship. Have fun you two!

One annoying thing about being a doll is that we're like that freaky kid from AI: we can eat, but we shouldn't because we have to rip open a mouth and a rectum.

>>3587038

>Deviantart
>fractals

Modmoiselle is awesome.