Were you ever molested?

Are you attracted to the male form or just the cock?

Yes, you can answer this, because imagine: Girl with cock.

Does this turn you on? Yes. No.

IF No, then explain why.

IF Yes, then you probably aren't gay.

Does Satan give or recieve?

Do you sound like you're doing a Buddy Cole impression when you talk? A lot of gay guys in Montreal do that.

My question is: show us your penis

>>3578583
Don't be a jerk to the guy, Anon.

If you hump a dupe, and your balls don't touch, do you still feel satisfied?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvm4eLUo6oI
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>>3578611
omg win.

Hey OP, how does it feel to be broken inside?

why are you teh gayez?

>>3578551
How did you get started with anal?

>>3578603

I'm not being a jerk, I sincerely want to know.

>>3578578
Nope
>>3578583
I can appreciate femininity to a degree, but female genitalia/breasts and the hourglass body shape do nothing for me. I'd much rather have a man. Not a brick shithouse muscleman, though. Just a normal looking man.
>>3578589
Fuck no. Gay guys who talk like that kind of irritate me, because nobody's just naturally like that, it's a pointless "LOOK AT ME I'M GAY" gesture.
>>3578611
SHIT NO BRO WE DONT LET THE BALLS TOUCH WE AINT FAGS WE JUST BROS HANGING OUT. But also, I'm not the one doing the humping, I'm exclusively a bottom.

Sure is OP not answerin any questions in here tonight.

But here's my question, OP.

Why did you choose to be gay?

When did you realize you were gay?

how safe are you with various sex acts? Condoms for everything or what?

>>3578705
>a bottom.
You know, it's strange. I've never heard of anyone from 4chan who was a top, except for myself. Why is this?

What do you think of bisexuals, you fucking broken disgusting faggot dickeater?

>>3578551
Ok, two things I should ask:

What the fuck are 'tops' and 'bottoms'. My gay friend mentioned it last night and told me to google it (I also was lucky enough to find out what 'bears' were that night, thanks internet on phones).

And can you cum from being fucked in the ass?

>>3578748

As a separate gaynon from OP, I say all queers are cool in my book.

>>3578774
FUCK YOU BISEXUALS AREN'T QUEERS FUCK YOU BISEXUALITY IS THE NATURAL AND OPTIMAL STATE OF MAN FUCKTARD YOU'RE THE FUCKING QUEER.
STRAIGHTS ARE NATURAL AND BISEXUALITY IS OPTIMAL BUT FAGGOTRY IS JUST FUCKED UP.
/caps
That is, heterosexuality is the natural state of any creature. Bisexuality is, for obvious reasons, the optimal state of an enlightened creature like man. But homosexuality. Homosexuals are just fucked up.

>>3578736

Tops are less common overall
Tops are more likely to be aggressive and thus are out fuckin' buttholes
Shy submissive boys (like the ones 4chan attracts) tend to be bottoms

>>3578667
feels good man
>>3578668
I dunno lol. But I should mention one theory that happens to fit with me, lack of paternal affection. My father has been a cold bastard his entire life- he was abused as a child.
>>3578672
I was with a guy, we had been making out in his room, the tension built up between us, then it just sort of happened. And by it I mean he lubed up his finger and stuck it in. We worked it up to two fingers and then he figured that was big enough for cock. Took about an hour. Real glad he seemed to have a clue, if he had just jammed it in he really could have hurt me. But now looking back, I really wonder HOW he had a clue..
>>3578720
As soon as puberty happened I figured it wasn't going right. I got a handle on the deal when I was 15
>>3578721
I'm going steady with one guy, so we go unprotected and keep everything as clean as possible. Not the safest way to do it, but he doesn't like condoms and I'm kinda OCD about being clean anyway.
>>3578736
I dunno. Meek and submissive nerds are attracted to this place?
>>3578748
They're cool. I get pissed when gay people complain about them. Really, they should know better than to engage in bigotry.
>>3578773
A top is a guy who likes to fuck dudes. A bottom is a guy who likes to be fucked by dudes. Put them together, and magic happens. And I've heard that it's possible, and there is some leakage due to prostate stimulation, but I've never cum from just being fucked.

>>3578715

It was the easiest way to get into modelling

>>3578862
Oh, that's... kinda gross, actually. Does it actually feel good or do you just do it because there's not really much choice in what you get to jam it into?

>>3578862
OP again. I should have thought better about choosing my image. Dr Manhattan keeps staring at me while I write this shit up. Unnerving.

>>3578862
>I've never cum from just being fucked
Proof that sodomy is unnatural.

>>3578862

I have a clue....

>>3578831
Nothing has ever been more true.
You earn a flower.

>>3578905
Uh, which part were you responding to? I assume you're talking about taking it up the butt, in which case, yes I enjoy it a lot. There's the prostate stimulation, which is a very nice feeling, and just the general feeling of it is.. good. I don't know, it feels nice.

>>3578913
How many women have come from only vaginal stimulation? Not a lot. Most women need clitoral stimulation to come - is vaginal sex unnatural?

Are the dynamics between the people in a gay relationship any different than the ones between the people in a straight relationship (aside from the obvious lol), or do you not know since as I take it you've been gay for most of your adult life?

>>3578551
I'm considering placing my penis into someone's pooper for their first time, advice? Protip; I have a fat cock.

>>3578862

3578668 here. not good enough. i had no father figure whatsoever. i was totally raised by women. most males hate me on sight. but i' m relatively successful with and only really attracted to vagina life support systems.

>>3578913
Everything man-made is unnatural, doesn't make it bad.

>>3578931
>>3578831
So, loving chicks is cool, loving chicks and dudes is awesome, but loving just dudes is terrible?

>>3579022
DAMN, that was a good refutation. Given that the clit is biologically the female equivalent of the penis, there's pretty much nothing I can say.
I applaud you.

why can't I get it up when I'm checking out straight porn ;_;

>>3579032
I've been gay my entire life.. And no, I don't know. All my knowledge of straight relationships is second hand from listening to my whining friends, and I don't really care to remember most of that stuff.
>>3579037
Be gentle, use your fingers first. Don't try to jam anything in or force the issue, just sort of apply pressure, with a very well lubricated finger, preferably with rubber gloves or at the very least extremely tightly trimmed fingernails. Try putting it in at an angle, sort of pointing your finger towards his dick. Eventually it'll loosen up a bit and you can go for two fingers, just keep going until the number of fingers you can fit in roughly equals the size of your dick. But still be extra gentle with the dick, since it's quite a bit more to accommodate than fingers
>>3579045
Er, great? I never said lack of paternal affection causes gayness, I was just pointing out that it applies to a whole lot of gay men, myself included.

What's the whole thing with licking armpits?

>>3579122
I think the answer there is obvious.

hey op - do you liek ftms?

>>3579085
>So, loving chicks is cool, loving chicks and dudes is awesome, but loving just dudes is terrible?
Yes. It's not necessarily immoral, as such, but it is evidence that you are a broken human being. Indeed, some might refer to it as a mental illness.

>>3579122
YOU ARE A FAGGOT. LEAVE US.

Hypothetical question. Everyone's wondered about this at some time or another, maybe you (or one of the other fagfags here) can answer this.

Suppose you're in a bar or something, and your drink was spiked for whatever reason. You black out and collapse, and when you regain consciousness, you're looking at a naked woman that a straightfag would consider extremely attractive. She slowly inserts your flaccid penis into her vagina.

What happens?

So as a bottom the only way you stimulate your member is through hand/mouth action? You've never been curious about sticking it in something else?

>>3579192
Ask her how she managed to drag a full grown man to her house and suck a flaccid penis into her vagina?

>>3579192
The penis stays flaccid. Try to get the fuck out of there.

>>3579192
inb4 he lies and says "Oh I would remain flaccid and not enjoy it at all."
All gays are jailhouse gay.

>>3579192

I can answer this for you and I'm straight.

Suppose you're in a bar or something, and your drink was spiked for whatever reason. You black out and collapse, and when you regain consciousness, you're looking at a naked man that a fag would consider extremely attractive. He slowly inserts your flaccid penis into his asshole.

What happens?

>>3579162
That'd be gross whether it was straight or gay. What I'd like to know is where this jockstrap fetish came from.. All of a sudden like just this year there's men fucking in jockstraps all over the place. Just BAM out of fucking nowhere.
>>3579173
I'd rather have a genetic male boyfriend since, shit why deny it, I love getting fucked by a warm cock. But I'm not opposed to transgendered individuals- I've got some very good friends who are like that. post op might make me kind of squick.. the techniques are bad enough when trying to create a vagina out of a dick, but making a dick out of a vagina is even more.. crude.

>>3579179

You didn't actually explain your reasoning as to how fucking dudes is great as long as you don't only fuck dudes.

>>3579192

Back when I was in the closet I hooked up with my best friend. She tried to give me head and I was flaccid the whole time. It was awful and ruined our friendship. I imagine my reaction would be much the same.

>>3579222
This. I would very much like a man to fuck around with, but cannot stand the idea of actually being fuck by him. Meaing anally or orally. Hand jobs while sexing is okay I guess, and I want to kiss him.

Some masculinity thing I guess where I don't want to be submitting to another guy or something.

>>3579192
I'd probably freak out and push her off me, then flee. If I was tied down, I wouldn't enjoy it mentally, but if you stimulate a penis, it gets hard.
>>3579222
Nope, not really. Can't really explain why, it just doesn't matter to me. I'm fine with his hand and occasionally his mouth when he's in the mood for that.

>>3579249
Yeah, I did. Let me copy and paste it for you.
>That is, heterosexuality is the natural state of any creature. Bisexuality is, for obvious reasons, the optimal state of an enlightened creature like man. But homosexuality. Homosexuals are just fucked up
What did you not understand? I would think that would be very clear. Heterosexuality is natural, bisexuality is optimal, but homosexuality, because it does not contain the natural component of heterosexuality that bisexuality does, is necessarily unnatural.

>>3579289
OP here, I'm actually wondering about that kind of motivation. I mean, once you're in bed with another guy, haven't you missed the masculinity boat by miles and miles?

>>3579270
Interesting. I can't say for sure what would happen the other way around (straight that's unwillingly being forced to have gay sex) because I don't even know any gay people, let alone have ever come remotely close to having sex with anyone.

Here's another question: do gay conversion camps still exist, and are they as godawful as that South Park episode made them out to be; e.g., are they basically concentration camps where prepubescent kids are sent to learn that they're unredeemable abominations that need to be cured with a cure that absolutely doesn't work, and eventually commit suicide or something?

If you're a bottom you probably suck a lot of dick.

Can you deepthroat?

If yes, did you practice or did you just never have a gag reflex?

>>3579330
A penis = Masculine
A vagina = Feminine
A vagina + A penis = 0
A vagina + a vagina = Hyperfeminine
A penis + a penis = Hypermasculine!

>>3579304
If he's not in the mood do you just finish yourself off? How do you go about getting an orgasm?

>>3579345
I don't know, although I would be surprised if they didn't have them in the deep south.
>>3579352
Never really tried, actually.

>>3579330
Okay, nevermind.. Vagina only then.

>>3579345

The answer all of your questions is yes

Hey OP,

What do you think of this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0

Too flamboyant? Or just FABULOUS?

>>3579376
We're pretty experienced with each other, he's usually good enough at jerking me off while he does me that we go off at the same time. And if we didn't, I know he'd at least stay in the position and continue until I got off, because I know he'd feel like a jerk if he just used me to get an orgasm and then went to sleep. He's the type that loves to please.

>>3579413
Not my style, exactly, but hey, whatever floats your boat. If they want to be fabulous, more power to them. But actually trying to act like that in day to day situations could be annoying.

Did you ever wish to be the little girl?

>>3579496
I went through a bit of gender confusion when I was a teenager. Cleared up pretty quick though. I definitely do not wish to be the little girl.

>>3579320

OMG your like a little kid who only says "because"

HOW IS BISEXUALITY "OPTIMAL" AND NATURAL
WHEN HOMOSEXUALITY IS "FUCKED-UP" AND UNNATURAL?!?!?!

>>3579547
OP here. He's saying it's unnatural because we can't reproduce this way. I say natural and unnatural are very stupid words that are impossible to define if you think about it for very long at all, and if something's unnatural, so the fuck what? Using surgery to not die to some trivial defect is unnatural, does that mean it's bad?

>>3579525
Please go in more detail.
I'm very much interested in this subject. How did you know? How did you not know? When did you know that you didn't know?

Also what I was here waiting for is.. here. My boyfriend just showed up. So um, good night fellas and occasional ladies who are probably just fellas playing pretend. Love you all. Even you trolls, in fact, the trolls especially.

>>3579547
Homosexuality precludes reproduction. There are no animals that are meant to be homosexual as they would all die off.

Bisexuals are able to enjoy both sexes. Our closest animal relatives the Bonobo are exclusively bisexual. Some degree of bisexuality is the norm for humans.

Homosexuality is a type of mental retardation.

>>3579589
Sorry, gotta go now.. But I just hung around with the webcomic crowd when I was around 14-15, and anybody who's been in there knows that gender dysphoria is fairly popular there, for some reason, and I was like, yeah, maybe that's what it is. And I looked up information on it, most of which was, in retrospect, clearly designed to egg me on, but after really thinking about it, I decided that gay guy is a much, much better fit for me than girl.

Tell us about your first crush.

>>3579651
>mootblox
>I decided that gay guy is a much, much better fit for me than girl.

Why?

>>3579696
Just passing by now, BF's fixing some drinks. But the first person I had a crush on was my best friend growing up. I never acted on it and it caused me lots of depression and pain while growing up because I knew that no matter how much he meant to me and how much I loved him, he was straight and we could never, ever be together. It was GREAT.
But yeah definitely going now.
Good night folks

>>3579724
Because I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. There's not much to it.

>>3579614

There is straight couples that can't have children of their own, and even if it was unnatural
(which it isn't, not only because it almost exclusively involves natural organs to engage in gay sexual activity, or because love is a wholly natural emotion, but also because several species besides humans have exclusively homosexual members), how is unnatural bad?

Finally, give me proof that homosexuality is a type of "mental retardation".

>>3579750
How do you know that you weren't a boy but were really a girl inside?

>>3579800

Lol, this conversation reminds me of a louis c.k. joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA#t=7m37s

>>3579778
Because it is. You only want to have sex with other men. That's not normal. I don't care how you try to rationalize it, but men are supposed to be attracted to women and vice versa.

If you say you're born gay, which I believe, than you must admit that somewhere along the line something in your brain got messed up and instead of being attracted to women you've become attracted to guys.