You alright mate? Yeah mate, cheers mate.

People in Britain say MATE constantly.

C'mon mate, calm down and embrace the lurve.

Fucking Brits..

Alright, mate, thanks for telling us.

I mate with my gf

This video is very relevant to this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veAIHDGghP4

MATE

Fucking New Zealanders...

Yoroit mate? Wonna go to the paahb?

I know. Bro is such a better, more tasteful word.

Cool story mate
matebloxx

Mate, mate, calm down mate. we're all mates here, mate.

>>3536528
>The lower-class in Britain say MATE constantly.
I have fixed this post for accuracy.

>>3536576

No, you're thinking of Australians.

Mate, don't ever come down under

>>3536652
AndBrits

Mayyyyyyyte,,, what you being like that for?

I use it for someone beneath me who I do not know.

Awwight BRUV, 'ows it going BRUV, where's you off BRUV, gis a cig BRUV, ooo the fuck are you BRUV, chips cheese and gravy ta BRUV

>>3536652
New Zealanders use mate as well, I should know, I am one.

thread needs more goddamn INNITs, where are the INNITs?

>>3536682
New Zealand is just Eastern Australia.

Move to America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjn2JKrlkcU

in all relevance,
matebloox

I believe this picture can be applied to this thread.

>>3536718
I lol'd. I wish our drink and driving adverts had swear words. Although I guess it's not much of one down there anyway.

Hai guise, is it mating season yet?

>>3536652

Yeah, Australians are all like "Where's the car?",
and New Zealanders are all like "Where's the car?"

>>3536518
"sometimes when we... i like to go.. with my mates.."

But what if a negroid pimp says this, and "mates" refers to the "bitches" he engages in mating with?

>>3536733

Actually, the stereotypes are the same here in the states brah.

"Bro" is the American "Mate"

It's the same kind of douchebags using both words.

>>3536733
>>3536733
What is this whole INNIT thing? I don't completely understand chav-speak.

>>3536733
Average, eh?
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

>>3536853
Except Bro is a relatively new thing, and mostly young people use it. In the 30s everyone said Mac.

Living in the South, I sometimes hear people call eachother Skip.

>>3536518
Checkmate.

Oh wait...

I work with the Navy everyday (Im in the Marines) and they use the term "Shipmate". IM NOT YOUR FUCKING SHIPMATE CALL ME BY MY GODDAMN RANK THANKS.

This thread is pretty funny, innit.

>>3536860
It's a bastardisation of "isn't it" except it's applied in place of almost every question-tag: "hasn't it", "doesn't it", etc.

EXAMPLES:
You've been there, right? ---> You've been there, innit?
You went there, no? ---> You went there, innit?

And...
He was the best in the class, innit?
He doesn't know what he's doing, innit?

You'll usually only hear it around London though.

>>3536733
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YEAH, THAT'S AN AVERAGE AMERICAN

GOOD ONE, ANON

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>3536853
>>3536971

>You'll usually only hear it around London

Where do you people live? Mars?

>>3536965

>This thread is pretty funny, innit, mates?

Finding myself to be dissatisfied with the quality of your post, I have edited it to my satisfaction.

>>3537039

wow, that is some serious butthurt, some serious ass trauma.

>>3536733
why does average american male have an eye scar?

Matey the mate went mating with his mates

>>3537051
I tend not to hear it around the East of England but don't get me started on the accents of this place. It could be that I just don't come into contact with many lower-class youths and don't hear it. Is it starting to spread?

>>3537079
I wondered that myself. Putting the scar together with the dialogue I can only assume the average American male has some sort of accident induced brain damage.

>>3537103
Around where I live (Yorkshire) we say innit sometimes in its proper way of meaning "Isn't it". The older folk still say "Int it" but that morphed into "innit" in us youngsters.
I think Mancs do the same too.

Everyone in Australia says mate.
From the Prime Minister down.
And we're proud of it.

FUCK YOU BRITFAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAIYFGVILBSIBSURKHV

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MATES

My name is Mate,and im not lying...

>>3537205
You're proud of your three word vocabulary? Good for you, and it's so good you've pbviously sought professional help so as to communicate with the outside world.

mate with mating mates, mate.

>>3537234
Three word vocab? I take it you didn't actually read the post then?

Because even the most casual of perusals would have shown that there are more than three words in it.

Or perhaps you are simply a troll? Yes, I think you are a troll.

Yeah? Well I hate "buddy" too, so I guess we're even, Amerimate.

I only use mate to refer to the girl that I mate with.

Americans say "Man" and "dude".

KNOCK KNOCK


whose there


COME IN
LOLXD

I use "innit" all the time, but I never write it. It just comes out that way. Kind of like typing "fucking" but always saying "fuckin".

>>3537223
Calm down, lad. We're all mates in here.

>>3537837

Don't call me lad, pal.

May i suggest that OP doesn't visit Australia, he may not like it.

>>3537996

Don't call me pal, chief.

>>3538017

Don't call me chief, buddy.

>>3538086

Don't call me buddy, boyo.

Take it easy, mate.

>>3538086

Don't call me buddy, associate.

>>3538126

Don't call me associate, comrade.

>>3538194

Don't call me comrade, Ivan.

>>3538282

Don't call me Ivan, Sheila.

>>3538295
Don't call me Sheila, Nigger.

>>3538448

Don't call me nigger, double nigger.

>>3538496

Don't call me double nigger, infinity nigger.

>>3538571
I guess it was inevitable.

>>3538571

Don't call me infinity nigger, mate.

>>3536949
You're a marine, your rank doesn't count, shipmate.

>>3538621

Don't call me mate, cocknose.

>>3538658

Don't call me cocknose, junior.

I can stand any British difference in slang or langauge for the most part. Lift? makes sense. Boot? Okay. Football? You've got a point. Mate? FUUUUUUUUUU
So fucking retarded. Also, whenever anyone types "mum" I get so pissed off. Reminds me of that fat kid who was the son of the family that adopted Harry Potter.

>>3538731
I cannot accept cultural differences! JOIN THE MONOCULTURE! JOIN THE MONOCULTURE!

>>3536733
made me lol because I imagined the British voice as excessively loud

I can't stand being called a "mate" or a "dude" on a daily basis.

Especially since I'm not living in an English speaking country.

I hate all words

JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

I was called "boss" the other day by a hotdog vendor.
I waited to rage once I was out of earshot... I've also been called chief by complete strangers. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-