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so this nerdy guy that browses 4chan frequently is on the CBS reality show "Big Brother" and on the live feeds of this program he has been talking about internet meme culture a lot.

He has mainly talked about /sp/ stuff (and there's been a shitstorm over there about it ever since). He explains these things to the other house guests on the show. He's generally an awkward, spaghetti-flinging nerdy geek that has probably been on /r9k/ before. Oh, and he's in a house full of normalfags and a few of them find the 4chan stuff actually amusing for some reason.

some of the things he has mentioned and explained:
>2012
that feel when, costanza.jpeg, power rankings, comedy gold, ISHYGDDT, shit posting, anonymous, tripcodes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeSkq9btxLM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1AgxMafAy0

thoughts?
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>Watching Big Brother
What is this, the 90s? Is that when that stupid shit was on?
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>>3480814

>auditioned for a shitty reality TV show.

He is a normalfag.
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Unfortunately the mods at /sp/ delete Ian threads, despite allowing most shitposting. I like him though, he seems pretty cool. He'll be in for a shock when he sees the ruckus he's caused in /sp/.
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>thoughts?
without having watched the video.
I think he has no personality and nothing of value to add to the group. So he tries to make something out of his past time activity, ie internts xD, and pretends he is part of something big, something that goes over the head of most normalfags, because they know nothing about it. And by explaining all this shit to the unknowing he gets attention and feels like he hasn't wasted his life on the internet. He likes to think he is a professional of some sort, in this case chan culture.

but that's just my opinion and can probably easily be disproven
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>>3480858

well apparently he just said that he prefers reddit to "that other site" (wouldn't say 4chan).
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Had to turn off when he started talking about lyl.

Thing is, that sort of person is clearly a genuine autist. You have to be to think that explaining memes and specific images offline is interesting or humourous in any way.
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Fuck you Ian. You will never be one of us super sekrit hackers. Enjoy your normalfagness.
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he's on TV and getting paid for it, and could win 500k.

what are you doing?
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>>3480895
If you haven't seen the video, you can't really comment. His friend Dan, whom he explains this stuff to, seems to enjoy his company. Dan also said he's going on /sp/ after the show is done.
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>>3480895
I agree with you though. He doesn't look like a guy you would like. He has the same mentality as the newfags from /b/.
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>>3480858
auditioning for reality tv has never occured to me as a normal thing to do.. more like something a social retard would do under the pretense of seeming normal.
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>tfw you get called a pasty looking cartoon guy
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Teh LeeJiN!!1 xD
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/sp/ is officially /sp/erglord central

i crack up just thinking about it

i remember that board used to be almost good, now i realize the shitposters really are literal spergers
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live stream:

http://www.yycast.com/Lights1

it's usually just boring, watching people talk about inane shit and sit around doing nothing. They seem to show Ian a lot though.

http://www.yycast.com/Lights1
i
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>>3480981

he admitted that he only goes there for the "bro culture" and "memes" and prefers to go on reddit. He doesn't even like sports.
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I don't like it that that guy is bringing attention to our super sekrit club. No really, the number of visitors has been declining (see recent moot news post) and that alone is good but unfortunately some retard has to show his power level.
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I don't care about /sp/
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>>3480895
>I think he has no personality and nothing of value to add to the group.

so just like everyone else on a reality show

trust me dude, the jews who cast these shows know exactly what they're doing--they grab the most vapid, fucktarded, volatile personalities they can and put them all together to watch the ensuing shitstorm
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rip lyl

xxD
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>>3480995
>Implying /sp/ does either
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>>3480814
>so this nerdy guy that browses 4chan frequently is on the CBS reality show "Big Brother" and on the live feeds of this program he has been talking about internet meme culture a lot.

WHY WHY WHY THE FUCK WOULD AN ANON DO THIS
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>>3480985
Now he's giving a speech about Maddox
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>>3480999
I know a girl who was on a reality show. The weird thing was she was a smart, quiet (not nice, but quiet) girl on the show but when the cameras started rolling she became Queen Entitled Bitch, first cunt of Cuntston.

And she still acts that way. Weird shit.
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saying memes irl is retarded anyway
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I'm pretty sure his normalfag friend is just laughing at the fact that this nerd actually thinks what he's saying is funny or makes any sense.
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>>3481024

do you ever go places? These fucktards are every where. It's the most cringey shit. Actually hearing internet memes said out loud is painful.
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>>3481047
My family has started saying epic fail. Memes trickle down slowly through normalfag culture, I imagine that by 2015 ishiggydiggy will be common amongst the normals.
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>>3481030
Maddox is still alive?
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>>3480985
oh my god this is hard to watch. He won't shut up about this stuff. THEY DON'T CARE AND THEY ARE GOING TO MOCK YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.

>mentions something being "fascist" when talking about Maddox (seriously he's talking about Maddox)
>normalfag bitch goes "what's a fasciist?"
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>>3481094
>normalfag bitch goes "what's a fasciist?"
did she at least trollfaces.jpg?
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>>3481032
>Queen Entitled Bitch, first cunt of Cuntston.

lol
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I'm a 20-year-old normalfag and I don't know a single male who hasn't been on 4chan at some point, at least /b/. It's mainstream now, just like anime and linux.
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Fucking hilarious, I've always thought why reality TV show don't get some internet addicted borderline autists on the show and I'm glad they've finally caught on how entertaining we are.
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Dan totally knows what /sp/ is and is just trolling Ian.
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>>3480903


For some reason I think of this after 1:30
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>>3481258

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo&feature=my_liked_videos&list=LLupgXstVOpKQcUf3SxC
ks1w
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discussing power rankings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL9ByOm8c5g

discussing 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzO7UIt6GXc

discussing anon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow3-sTCQ6UA

discussing spaghetti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWs0wo4PcI
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>>3481313
Good fucking lord, added to spaghetti collection
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>>3481313
>They probably have figured out that I use their site, and they're probably pretty amused

Oh, we're amused.
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His normalfag friend must know something, he's pursuing all of bullshit conversations about 4chan
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>>3480995
worst kind anon

burn him
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Holy fucking shit, I always wanted to see one of these forever alones with normalfags IRL. All I get are normalfag vs. basement dweller threads on /r9k/. IRL they don't usually interact. Now I can finally see.
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>>3481374

he does. He said that he hates reddit. And he said something about a meme that would indicate he must know -something- about 4chan. He's also a teacher and a high school football coach so maybe he knows about it from the kids he interacts with.
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"Hey Anon, why are you so quiet in class?"
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>have you ever heard of that feel when? It's got this pasty looking guy with no gf


>that feel
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>>3481395

well I've been watching this long before /sp/ lost their shit over him. He gets a long quite well I think. They think he's fairly weird and quirky but he's generally well-liked.

but to be fair, he's not like us, i.e., the average robot. He auditioned for a reality show, he's an engineering student, he goes on reddit.
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>>3481397
>kids on 4chan

Obviously, this is something that's been going on for years. It seems like 4chan is getting more and more accepted and our ideology is more mainstream. Maybe one day all normalfags will leave facebook and flock this place.

Maybe.
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IT'S OFFICIAL

/SP/ IS NOW WORSE THAN /B/
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clip from the show of the normalfag houseguests laughing at Ian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BptMu_9WrNk
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>>3481470

what the fuck was he doing? This is too good.
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he went on a date with the hot blonde girl, and then like a week after she fucked one of the normalfag alpha guys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvA6WXHlwDE

HAHA
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Nobody wants to watch a video of your tv screen filmed with a phone. Fuck off retard
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>>3481594
I have to stop it every few seconds, painful. He's not even doing badly so far, but watching a date hurts
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>>3481594

Guy's only playing the sperg. I know, because so am I. Think he's trying to win the show by being the little Sheldon in the house. Normalfags like Big Bang Theory, and they like Sheldon.
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Looks like we have to make another website that isn't gonna get publicly raped.
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>>3481656
>joke's on them I was just pretending to be autistic
At what point does it cease to matter if you really are a sperglord or just pretending to be it? Because once everyone thinks you are, there's not really any recovering from that.
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>>3481670

Not getting into a debate about me. Look at him, though. The way he moves, the way his eyes move, the way he talks. He's pretending, although he's pretty good. 'Joke's on them' does not apply to him either, because he has the chance to win money.
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>>3481712
>implying you dont really have autism and cant tell if someone is faking something or not
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>>3481594

>>I forgot my question for you...
>very nice (he's said this like 400 times already)
>Oh, I have something for you!
>>Gee.... thanks...

I've never had a date before and I can say this is pathetic as fuck.
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He's explaining chemistry...

>can you explain the difference between inorganic and organic chemistry?
>>Organic chemistry is chemistry built on carbon compounds. Inorganic chemistry is anything without carbon.
>wait what? can you say that again?
>>carbon is an element that makes up most organic thing, like us, we're made of carbon
>so our skin is graphite?

WTF BITCH! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB?

>I believe disease is caused by stress...

This whole date with her. shiggy to the diggy.
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talking about an /sp/ trip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad37vJRExg
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Hahah, what? They actually said "shit is so cash" on the stream featuring him.

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