>>332777
>>feel society is against me

They are, you're a drain.

Keep takin it easy.

>>332803
I know but even when I was working it felt like that.

In a word: No.

Buhu.

>>332830
And now you have even less responsibility.

>>332847
but with great power comes great responsibility no?

>finished High School
>sitting 2 years unemployed at home, fapping, internet, living the dream
>join army because why the fuck not
>get out 2 years later
>no job, fapping , internet , living the dream again
>no friends
>never had a gf
>never go outside
>don't know what do with my life
>want to kill myself
>can't because family would be sad, they wasted so much money to help me, buying me constantly stuff to make me happy but it just doesn't work that way
>trapped in the void

>finished college in 2008
>useless art degree
>lost my first job after college in 2009
>mostly unemployed except for occasional, part-time contract work
>live with parents
>only have one real friend, bunch of acquaintances I rarely see
>no motivation to get a full-time job

>>332895
So what are you doing now exactly?

>>332923
i do nothing at the moment
i'm not even searching for a job

>>332895

join the army again and die with honor?

>Dropped out Uni
>Sleep in library during the day to make my parents think I still go to class
>Occasionally read books vaguely related to my (ex) subject in case they spring any questions about what I'm currently studying
>Worked during summer and living off that with the occasional hooker/binge drink
>Despite all the above I'm still trying to get a GF

>>332944
my country can't into war
and i can't join again because i'm now too old

If I'm in therapy do I still count as a NEET?

>>332991
NEET doesn't always mean perma shut-in.

>>332991
It still counts. Stop trying to think you're better.

>>333072
>implying I think that at all

I once said in a thread on /v/ with NEETs that I was in therapy and I got shit all over and people said I wasn't a NEET because I was in therapy.

I was never a NEET
I finished Highschool and went to uni immediately and after uni I found a job in like 2 months.
Feels good man.

>>332951

sounds fun. Can't say this thought hasn't crossed my mind.

>drop out of college after 1 semester
>ski instruct under the table
>live in a tipi on uncles land, steal wifi from ski lodge year round
>walk five miles to work
>work at farms too, under the table
>rolling in cash
>about to ride the rails out west and start working at big resorts and fucking cougars

I figured "employment" entailed legitimacy. Hahaha faggots, I don't pay taxes.
But yeah, if you're NEET and not working, you're in the wrong place. Get out of the city, be a man, and start chucking hay with us boys. Chickenshit pay is better than sitting at home with no dignity. Plus hard physical labor is good for every faculty of modern man; you're jacked, you're happy, you make friends, and you get ripped quick. With confidence, muscles, and a smile, women will come easy too.

Man up.

>>333191
Physical labor is just a no no for me.

if you live off crowd funding and selling shit from time to time, does that count as NEET?

22 y/o and been NEET for nearly 3 years now. Really trying to get a job ;_;

I spend my days sleeping until 3pm, playing videogames or browsing /v/+/r9k/ until 6am then do it all over again. I walk the dog daily and have a good relationship with my family though I just checked the dailybooth of a girl I've been obsessed with since school and she's posted a real niiiiiice pic, I will probably fap for 10-15 minutes later on tonight. Pic related btw.

I used to claim jobseekers allowance. They wanted me to start going to all this training shite a friend of mine had been to before, he told me it was really awkward and just pointless. I didn't turn up to it and I got my benefits cancelled. That was in July.

I also just lied on my first apps. I said I'd done 2 months volunteer work in charity shops in August/September. I hope they don't check this shit!

The swedish gov. is paying me good wellfare money for doing absolutely nothing. I can pay my bills and don't even want a job. Fuck it all.

>>333419
Hmm, the Jobcentre put no pressure on me.

I guess they know I'm a failure.

>>333419
So you aren't claiming any benefits for quite a few months now?

>>333562

Yeh

I got 50 pound per week for some reason, despite living with parents. The last time I was on JSA 2 years ago I overspent by 30p and couldn't get money out for a bus into town to sign on. They decided to double my benefits and it carried over to this JSA too. Due to how much I was getting and having no life I saved quite a bit. I had 300 pound of it banked when I stopped? Gave my mum 150 of it a few weeks ago and keeping the rest for new year - if I don't have a job by then I'm putting it into some gym equipment and going to try keep myself in shape.

> Non-ASCII is not allowed

Fuck you moot

>>333703
Well, I walk to mine. It's about half hour walk. Live with parents too but since you're over 18, that doesn't mean just because living with them that you aren't entitled.

Just say your parents demand rent because they no longer can keep you otherwise.

>mfw when I enter contests so I'm not so useless

I win some stuff time to time that helps the family.

Planning on going back to School this January if things work out as planned.

>>333191
Tell me more por favor.

>>333542
>>333562
Yo jobcentrefags, I'm gonna try get my friend to sign on since he does fuck all now, can you tell me what it's like to sign on? I'll go to the local jobcentre with him and make sure he has everything, what does he need? national insurance number and passport? completely clueless here

Wal-Mart offered me a job.

But I'm too much of a pretentious, arrogant little shit to take it.

>>333951
>I know that feel

I'm too good for immigrant cheap labour jobs dammit!

>>333900
Bring a few forms of ID (passport is good, bill etc), national insurance #, bring bank details.

First you must go ring up or complete the application online, so then they ring back and give you an appointment. You go and they have all those details you said on the phone. They go over with you and make sure you qualify (which more or less you do with no job...unless you have like 16k+ savings...in that case spend more money).

Not a good place to be but hey if you need money, that's the place.

>>333814
Okay. It's really easy. Go to an agricultural area. Not large factory farms/sprawling monoculture, either. Think Small, family dairy farms. Vermont, Upstate NY, New Hampshire, Washington state, Montana, California etc. if you're really bumming it, start knocking on doors, saying you'll work for food and shelter. Say you don't mind sleeping in barns. You'll eventually find a farm that will probably give you shelter and possibly food for free, or on condition that you work it off. Eventually, even if the room and board garnishes from pay mean you're making $3/hr, that's pure profit. There are tons of different weird deals you can rig up, and most small farms are flexible. Just use common sense.
Eventually, get a few grand saved up and buy a tipi or yurt with a woodstove inside and a warming liner (do some research, faggot, it's easy), and find someone willing to let you live on an isolated corner of their land for a few bucks at tax season. Keep a few chickens, hunt a couple deer a year and dry their meat. Buy flour and bake bread. You can live for $5 a week like this. If shit gets tough, work more. Get a bicycle. You'll make friends by working.
Learn Spanish, read up on farming, do research

>>332895
What was the army like

Did your Captain make you pregnant?