Did you hear? Stoop kid's afraid to leave is stoop!

we could be twins, you and i

In Soviet Russia, stoop is afraid to leave kid!

Why don't you kill yourself? Choose a full proof method like bag+head+tape+sleep or skydiving+no parachute.

What's so good in your life that would make you not do it? Hmmmmmmmm?

that was a funny image to go with your post though. i lol'd

>>3324805
in soviet russia the kid is afraid to leave the stoop

OHHH SNAP

>>3324829
congrats, you're dumber than OP

>>3324825

I'm too much of a pussy to do it.

I hate myself, I hate everyone else.

But I'd rather exist and feel something than not exist. It's just too fucking scary to NOT EXIST. I can't even think about it.

Wear a wig, dress like a woman and finger your asshole every hour on the hour for 12 straight weeks.
then donate all your money to 4chan.

Fap material for a fellow loser

>>3324779
holy shit are u me?

>>3324779
Care to tell us your life story? Failing that, get some goddamn help. Counselors, psychs, etc. 4chan doesn't work for everyone.

- 22-23 years old
- failed at uni,physics.
- going bald
- no talents/skills
- no motivation
- being infront of the PC 12-14 hours a day
- my eyesight is getting worse
- raging all the time about my PC (from 2001, have only 3,2GB storage YES, YOU READ IT RIGHT, freezes often, have to restart it appr. 14 times a day)

you described me and about 40% of 4chan.

I'm not going to indulge you because that won't be helping anyone but the fact of the matter is that all it takes is a little bit of bravery on your part and you can get out of whatever shitty little situation you're in. Willpower, look into it.

There really isn't any reason for you to be in a situation you don't enjoy being in...

>>3324925

My life story isn't that extraordinary.

Middle class family.

Only child.

My parents are very nice people.

Was pretty smart and got excellent grades until middle school.

Had my last friend when I was 12, he was an ADHD super-religious homeschooled faggot who was even more socially retarded than me.

Managed to get decent enough grades Senio year to make it into college.

Lost all motivation again.

I have no idea how to talk to people and I assume they all hate me and find me revolting right away (I'm not even fat, just ugly.)

I do pretty well in my classes
Not an ugly fucker
Slim
No girlfriend ever
Virgin
Plenty of friends
Quite a few talents

The ups and downs of my life cancel out.

>>3325012
Thank you, that will do.

no offence OP but you give me self confidence in myself.

>>3324933
You can get a hard drive for less than $100.

>>3325092

Oh, your welcome I guess.

Fuck.

Sup arcanine

I'm 16 years old
Barely making it through high school because I'm an unmotivated and stupid fucker
Decent looking
Pale
No girlfriend ever
No sex ever
Four friends IRL
Many friends online
Indifferent about going out in public, thinking all the normal people are staring at me, but not caring
I'm barely 5'7"
I'm on 4chan 8+ hours a day, playing the vidya most of the time though.

So yeah. Sup OP.

no one gives a fuck

theres hundreds of people like you here

>>3325171
>I'm 16 years old

My god you are fucking retarded.

Reported just for being a fucktard. If you need to say you're in high school, just say you're 18. Christ.

>>3325152
Empty words: but I guess you should stop being so self depreciative and realize everyone has issues they have to deal with. You just need to get outside of yourself for a while. Did wonders for me. Try volunteering or getting involved with a club of some sort.

>>3324779
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0yc1T11caE
GET MOTIVATED!
GET MOTIVATED!
GET MOTIVATED!

I wish i could afford a stoop to be afraid to leave. OP doesn't know how lucky he is.

Nearly all of those are things you can fix. Stop whining and go live your life.

I don't get how so many of you guys are pathetic. Talking to others is not that hard.

I'm 18.
Easily working through IB courses, have a 94 average unweighted.
Good Looking
Athlete
Have Gf
Sex 8-10 times a month.
Many friends irl
Some friends online
Like to be an asshole to people in real life
6'
4chan maybe 1 hour a day, at night when there is nothing else to do.

>>3325228

Wow, those dub voices are terrible.

It's okay OP. I'm a failure too.
-18
-Failing college. Will be kicked out if I don't pass this semester.
-ugly
-no boyfriend
-only sexual experience was involuntary
-no friends in meatspace
-grown /very/ far apart from my only online friend.
-can't go into public because of staring and because I'm afraid someone's reading my mind.
-on 4chan every second I can.
-Only talent is art. And while I'm better than the average non-artist, I'm not yet good enough to do anything with it, and I doubt I ever will.

>>3325228
you can't get motivated.

fuck I hate it when people say you need to STOP BEING LAZY AND GET MOTIVATED!

fuck that shit, it's not like you can take a pill or stand up and go "durr I'll do things today!". It doesn't work like that. ever.

>>3325309
Fuck you, How do you have a 94 unweighted in IB classes?
Shit is so ridiculous...I mean I guess if my teachers weren't such ignorant cuntholes who are hell bent on giving out shitty grades regardless of what the student actually merits then I would be doing as well as you :P
Still...major penis envy.

>>3325297
Yeah, i prefer the original voices too, Chiyo especially.

>>3325309
>-no boyfriend

HOLY SHIT

ARE YOU A GIRL OF A FAGGOT?

If you're a girl...try to find someone like me, okay? We can be failures together, but we won't really be failures because we'll have each other!

18
Succeeding at school with no effort
Reasonable good looks
Had two girlfriends
Had sex with one of them
Lots of friends IRL
Lots of friends online
Have absolutely no problems going out in public
5'6"
Reasonable drummer in a band, talented at anything I put my mind too (except maybe art)

Being a winner feels pretty good, /r9k/, you should try it

>>3324779
stop posting here, you're making all the fucking fags and fagettes that frequent this place feel good about themselves.

>>3325376
Girl. And believe me, I'm trying. Or trying to try anyway...

haha.. this thread makes me feel so happy about myself... little lonely at the mo but hell, could be so much worse :-D

>>3325430

you're short, you're 18 and you're in a band. normal people wouldn't think you're a winner. of course you are on /r9k/

>>3325309
>-only sexual experience was involuntary

Explain this

>>3325430

Yay, I'm taller than someone! Also, high school is easy. Go to a good university and your grades will drop.

>>3325483
What's wrong with being in a band?
Being short is something I can't help, genetics are a bitch, but it doesn't really matter since I have plenty of confidence.

>>3325516
Oh naturally. I'm looking to apply to the top few medical schools in England, should be fun!

19 years old
Making it through college okay just because I'm still in foundations classes and I don't care about this shit.
Not gorgeous, but I am decent looking.
Pale
No boyfriend ever
Had sex with two guys
Some friends IRL, but most are back home (so I'm on the phone a lot)
No friends online because 4chan is the only forum I go to.
I'm not scared to go outside, I just don't really like to a lot. Especially when it is cold and rain out there and warm and pizza in here.
I'm barely 5'11"
I'm on 4chan 3+ hours a day
If graphic design is a talent, I guess I have that. But it's not like I can sing or dance.

Also, sage for survey.

>>3325553

The fuck? The thread wasn't created with the intent of being a survey.

>>3325516
Really?
That kind of sucks, I got into my "good university" doing almost nothing.

>>3325340
Just do your work and study for like 10 minutes a day. Shit is easy.Don't lose stupid points from your average for not doing homework. Participate.

>>3325553
And yet you answer it, hypocritical egotistical bitch.

>>3325503
Stayed over at a "friend's" house in high school, woke up with them fingering me. Not saying it's on the same level as rape, but pretty god damned disturbing.

18 years old
Pretty good grades. applying to some nice colleges
I think Im ugly but I guess Im ok
Pale but rosey cheeks which I fucking hate
Have an underage gf (shits so cash)
no sex =[
a few friends irl but I keep to myself a lot
had some online friends but not so much now
about 5'10
I'm on 4chan 6 hours a day
I'm good with the arts but I think its boring

Failure and success are defined by our society. And I say fuck society.

20 years old
Can't be arsed with Uni atm but making it through.
Not bad looking
Pale/tanned a little
Sex with 7 girls
Lots of friends IRL
One hot friend online
Love going out in oublic because people stare at me (6ft 2, 18 stone, I'm a big guy)
I'm 6'2"
And I too am on 4chan at least 8 hours a day, the only difference is in your head, my only talents are social skills, I'm the life of a party and take charge of most conversations. I'm not trying to be bigheaded I'm just sayin OP I used to be like you, change your style and your look and go out and be confident!!

>>3325171
That was me at your age. Getting a job worked pretty well for me, I'm doing ok in college.

>>3326408
Just for the record I have one friend online as I'm a britfag and it's 3:07am

>>3325688
I woke up with my best friend's mom kissing me one time. I just kept pretending to be asleep.

OP, post your msn.
ill be your friend.

no, im not a rapist. why do you ask?

>>3325309
I think I'm in love you.

OP: You need a role model. Haven't you ever met somebody that you respect? Try to find out why you respect them, and try to be that kind of person.

I have plenty of faults... but I have found that I respect people regardless of their faults as long as they are trying their best and have no regrets. That is how I live my life, and it makes me very happy.

>>3326509
Excellent idea! the most motivated I have ever been in my life was when I was reading Andy McNabb and Chris Ryan's S.A.S. books, I got fit, did alot of work and was determined to do well.

>>3325171
OP is average 4channer #1

This is average 4channer #2

Actually fuck this, all of you are the same, almost indistinguishable