Have him kill himself and then stay dead forever.

Thank you.

>>3302664
l am in agreement with this bloke.

>STAB PILLOW

>>3302664
Also, after he's dead he can't come back to life, or do any zombie shit. He stays dead and decomposes without any movement.

After killing himself, have him turn into a Super Saiyan -3 and fuck up shit in the afterlife.

>>3302664
>>3302670

The only things he has are a tree branch that can't pierce his skin and a pillow that I'm getting sick of drawing.

Everybody hates you and that Final Fantasy wizard faggot the same so don't make stupid threads like this.

>>3302673

Besides Mr.Stick who you seem to have a habit of using for your personal gain, that pillow was your only friend.

Now hes dead.

Jackass.

>>3302692
Shove the stick up your nose until it hits your brain, and die. Jesus, it's not that hard.

>>3302686
>>3302688

He can't kill himself, there aren't any tools to do so.

>>3302697
Command not valid.

>>3302756
See
>>3302719
All the tools to kill yourself are outlined there. If that doesn't work, have him hold his breath and then pass out face-first on the pillow, thus smothering him.

using pillow's case and stick, make a flag and go to war with some other piece of shit. the pillow can be a shield.

this kid is hyper-paranoid and has a fucked-up imagination because of his father's constant beatings and fetishes with prostitutes too.

>>3302719

I think we're implying a bit much there aren't we champ?

Do a flip !

wait wait wait what's going on here? I seem to have mnissed something horrible

>>3302783
Theres no one around. All alone...all...alone...

>>3302800
So he tries to backflip the pain away..

>>3302787


You survive but have suffered some severe brain damage, you do not realise how painful existence is because you are too stupid to realise that it is.

>>3302787
I'm sorry, I thought that I would be able to "fucking command this nig" as opposed to have all my relatively reasonable demands shut down.

If he can't perform a reasonable command such as killing himself, I have no reason to be in this thread.

Good day, sir.

EHG, you suck.

Sharpen one end of the stick and break the rest down into thin pieces and sew the pillow up again! Then use some of that red stuff on the pillow and draw a face and name it Wilson.

>>3302833

Commence self prostate examination

>>3302844
The only thing suckable is the stick.

Take off the pillowcase and wrap it tightly around your neck. Then die.

>>3302889
but only after you've stabbed your eyes out with the stick

>>3302864
Success!

But I don't think hes very happy with being brought back from the dead.

Cast magic missile with your new wand!

>>3302888

Perforate colon with the stick then die of blood loss.

suck my cock!!!112

>>3302915

Ejaculate onto the pillow

I hate to say it, but it seems like most people just want you to die. Myself included.

>>3302915

Um, make that face a happy face so he'll be happy. I don't need some emo pillow bringing me down.

>>3302921
>>3302873

Its the first time EHG and the stick have been together. Taking their relationship to that level so soon could make things weird.

go on a lovequest to find a boyfriend free girl

YOU SHOULD USE THE STICK TO MAKE A NEW HAIRSTYLE BECAUSE IT'S FUN

>>3302966

The becomes fully sentient, super intelligent but insane.

>>3302995

The stick I meant

DERP

We need some new objects or a setting or something. Maybe use the stick as a magic wand and summon a turkey or something.

>>3302960
Sure hes looks like hes smiling. But I don't think that reflects his true emotions.

He might betray us.

I like you EHG...

wander around to find other things.

>>3302966
Who said you have to use a stick...doctors don't use sticks.

>>3303008

The pillow begins to levitate with an ominous glow

>>3303007
A carp was summoned.

OH GOD WHAT.

IT'S YOU AGAIN.

>>3303043

Put cock inside carp to get 3 wishes

>>3303043

SHIT! Summon a fish bowl with some water in it before it dies! So much death in this thread omfg.

>>3303042

The pillow is no where to be found.

We must've misplaced it or something.

>>3303043
wear the fish.

>>3303046
Oh.
My.
God.

It seems fate has allowed for our paths to cross once again.


..did you cut your hair?

>>3303089

Begin to fap before inevitable conclusion

>>3303066

Hes so cute.

I think I'll name him Bloop because when he opens his mouth its like hes making a bloop-bloop sound.

USE YOUR HAIR POWERS TO INVADE THIS THREAD
>>3302811

>>3303119

The fish is evil and kills people indiscriminately.

DERP

>>3303128
Hair powers? What the fuck are you talking about?

>>3303119

I'm a little worried about this missing pillow. I mean, I know I've made some mistakes... like stabbing it to death... but I tried to make up for it by performing surgery and drawing a happy face. I love Bloop, but no one could ever replace the pillow.

>>3303135
No that can't be true! Bloop is my friend!

>>3303145

EHG is schizophrenic, only one of his personalities doesn't know it yet.

>>3303163
Take him out of the bowl, shove your head into the bowl, end your irritating life.

>>3303163
TO save the world, you must eat the fish, poop it out, and eat it again. Otherwise, you, and the whole planet is fucked. You don't want that on your hands do you?

>>3303163

It's always the one you love most, that hurts you the most.

>>3303174
I don't have much air, how is this supposed to help me again?

>>3303163
The radio said "No, EHG. You are the Bloop"
And then EHG was a pillow.

>>3303202

The bowl disappears as if by divine intervention. The fish however...

>>3303202
Leave it on until the soothing grasp of death surrounds you.

>>3303188
Then I guess....there not much I can do is there?


Bloop must die.

>>3303238
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BLOOP NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

RUN BLOOP! RUN!

>>3303238

Bloop suddenly exclaims:

"If you spare my life I will grant you three wishes"

have him smoke weed

>>3303255
>>3303229

HUUGHHUUAAAGGGAAHH!!!

...ahh...

>>3303043
>>3303046
oh shit nigger

I REMEMBER YOU TWO

>>3303273

Bloop screams "LOL NO WISHES 4 JU...BLARGH!"

The shattered glass reforms to make a glass discus.

>>3303273
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU MONSTER! YOU FUCKING MONSTER!
WHAT DID BLOOP DO? WHY? WHHHHHHHHHY?
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! I'LL GET YOU!

W-what have I done...you....what did you guys..make me do..

Bloop didn't do anything...I brought him into this world..I created him...he was my only friend..and you...you made me kill him..

>>3303298
WHOOPS FORGOT MY NOSE

>>3302971
Christian Hair Guy Chandler?

>>3303307
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL SON!

>>3303089
Nah, it's... it's always been this length I think.

>>3303307
Nah, It's cool. Now you get a medal for saving the world.

>>3303307

Don't worry Bloop's spirit lives on and is a forgiving evil fish who kills people indiscriminately.

Get bloop back!
USE YOUR MAGIC!
If you revived the pillow you can revive bloop too!
BTW, where's the pillow?

>>3303337
Oh..I guess its just been a wile ya know..since I last..saw you..

So uh...how have things been?

do something with this, whatever you draw with this pencil will come to life.

>>3303398
Hello, whats this

>>3303398
>>3303383
Oh, you know, just blah blah--
IS THAT A MAGIC PENCIL?

>>3303383
Draw bloop with >>3303398

C'mere ya little fucker...

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'M FALLING

*THUD*

OH GOD

MmmmmmmmmmmYOINK!

>>3303484
~yoink

God what a horrid plod device this is.

>>3303519
draw a hat, then wear it.

>>3303519
Draw a knife. Kill yourself. End this thread.

>>3303554
Did you read some book on how to be annoying or is it just natural?

Hey fucker! You best be handing that back right now or I'll...

...

ITS YOU

THAT FAG WITH THE WEIRD HAIR AND SHIT

>>3303574
It's natural.

And I was under the impression that we were in control of this character. If you wanted to impose so many limitations, you should have given us a bloody rulebook.

Draw a chocolate river and a gum drop castle

>>3303588
In control of me!? HA! I'M EPIC FUCKING HAIR GUY you cock rocking faggot!

But I apologize. Your repeated screams of KILL YOURSELF KILLYOURSELF LOL showed how original and intelligent you are. I'm sorry I wasted your thoughts on with this thread, I'm sure you worked hard for each and every one of them.

>>3303584

Didn't I kill you? God where are all you people crawling from?

>>3303637
If you look back, I've only suggested it 3 times. There have been others asking you to kill yourself. In fact, it seems like it's the most common request so far.

And if I may quote "Its one of those fucking adventure threads where you control a shitty character". Seems to me we're supposed to be in control of you.

>>3302697
>everybody hates you
accurate
>and that Final Fantasy wizard faggot
inaccurate

enjoy your mindless generalizations and no taste

mortblocska

>>3303664
Getting himself killed would actually spark a whole shitload of interest in this thread...

>>3303661
Fucker, you can't stop the John

Now why not just fork over that pencil, and we can go our separate ways. I've got a lot of things to draw, and a lot of places to take over.

>>3303620
DID THE BEST I COULD

THE RIVER KINDA LOOKS LIKE POOP

AND YOU... UH.... UH.... WHOA WHAT

THAT LOOKS FUCKING DELICIOUS

Well, the castle does anyways. Not so sure about the river.

Whoa what, feeling smoother shaped

...right I'll just fuck off now.

Good luck with killing yourself, or whatever it is these fine ladies and gentlemen have asked you to do.

"N00B DESTROYER"
roolBook

LEARN
2
FUCKING
PRINTSCREEN

Bump for EHG, you were always one of my favorite drawhores. =D

AND IT SEEMS TO ME
YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE
LIKE AH
CAAAANDLE IN THE
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNND,,,

>>3305146

Hah. You must be trolling my dear friend.

Look East

>>3306098

You know...I'm not sure...where east is...

>>3306104

Look at the sky!

Well there isn't even a floor in this place apparently...so that would mean there is no up or down either?

>>3306136
Why would you want me to do tha-

....Oh my fucking god...

Take your pants off!

He must be getting quite insane in that white world. Perhaps he should seek to escape into ours.

>>3306196

Ah~ Thats so refreshing man.

>>3306222
B-but I don't know how to escape...I was trying not to think about it honestly...

>>3306227
Good... good... now smell them. Savor the smell of your ball sweat.

clone yourself, make them do your chores for you, and then kill them

>>3306263
better: clone yourself, and make sex with your clones

Look at the sky. Notice that the resurrected evul pillow is flying above you and it has a knife.

>>3306263
I guess this magic stick has finally come in handy!

make a portal gun with your magic wand

>>3306279
I have the feeling hes not in the mood. I'll try again a little later.

>>3303661
/b/ is being raided, so the tards are spreading.

>>3306319
Create SCIENCE with MAGIC!? Surely you jest!!

>>3306336
can you make a girl with your magic stick!

May I ask what program you're using?

>>3306336
That's quite the close up.

>>3306350
This is pagan magic...

It can't preform miracles..

>>3306373

it could make a clone of you, but not a girl?
i call shenanigans

I love it when girls pretend to be helpless and/say my name. Just listening to the audio of cumdumpsters moaning get me going.

>>3306373
aww ok. then can you make a yummy cone of ice cream? idk, i'm really sleep deprived here. XD

>>3306389

Well..well...you're just a butt I guess..

TELL ME WHAT PROGRAM YOURE USING OR ILL KILL YOU.

Wuts goin on in tis threads eh lads?

>>3306399
Dimensional bro-fist bump

>>3306421
no ice cream? :(

>>3306401
HOLY FUCK YES! Why didn't I think of that sooner?

>>3306433
yaayyy! what flavor is it? :3

All this joy and icecream had upset the clone!

OH GOD MY FACE!

>>3306437

Its fucking GROUND FLAVORED NOW BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING CLONE!!

Fight the clone with another clone. Create an army of clones. Kill all the jedi's.

>>3306449
this makes me sad. :,C maybe you should have shared the ice cream with the clone? where did your pillow go anyways?

THAT.

IS THE LAST.

FUCKING.

STRAW.

>>3306443
Make him a cone too, a cone clone.
You can now be ice-cream cone-clone buddies!

>>3306461
ok, i'll leave you alone. ::pouts::

>>3306465
OHOHOH! I'll give that cock weasel a fucking cone all right!