/an/ saved my bird.

Thank you moot

his name is not chris poole, faggot.

You seem to have made better use of 4chan than I ever have, that said ive got two years to go before I catch up with you.

/v/ saved my NES.

Thank you moot

/b/ ruined my marriage.

Thank you moot

/r9k/ muted me for two seconds for mentioning sc*ent*logy. Thank you moot.

/b/ ruined my faith on mankind.

Thank you moot.

>>3223325

you chose to let /b/ ruin your marriage.

haha fail.

I guess I was in 6th or 7th grade when I first found this place. I was so, so weaboo. I came her from Gaia, even. But I quickly got cured, and now I'm a normal, non-weaboo anon. I feel like, even though everything about this place is horrible, it did make me a little bit less horrible of a person.

>>3223864

goddamit, don't you fucking ruin our attempt to gently mock some anon's earnest expression of gratitude to moot by making this an argument about who ruined some other anon's marriage.

edit: goddamit me, don't make it worse by commenting on it.

ededit: goddamit.

thats what gets me. all these ungrateful fucks laugh at moots money problems or call the website shit yet they are still here.

>>3223880
that makes you, what, 15?

I found that sexy someone to hook up with
thanks moot

i posted my dick for the first time on the internet on /r9k/
thank you moot

haha believe it or not, i dont care, but r9k was wholly responsible for me winning 250k dollars.

Thank you very... VERY MUCH MOOT

I found a guy who deals steroids on /b/, so now I can hack more ruthlessly.

Thanks moot.

/d/ made me realize i love dicks on chicks, i let a girl peg me for the first time last week

Thank you moot

>>3223945
HOOK MOOT UP WITH SOME OF THAT SHIT, SON.

/cgl/ inspired me to purposefully do the worst naruto cosplay i could and go to a con, i got my ass beat.

....fuck you moot
thank you moot

i touched my little sister and took pics of her naked because /b/ told me to, my parents found the pics and kicked me out of the house and havent talked to me in years.

thank you moot

>>3223945
>Thank you very... VERY MUCH MOOT
Dude, Monopoly isn't that big of a deal.

>>3223945
seriously give some to moot even if its only $1000. he really needs it

/r9k/ saved my faith in God.

Thank you moot.

i tried having an intelligent conversation about the teen titans with my friends because i lurk /co/ so much, they still make fun of me for it.

thank you moot

OMG I'm in tacoma!!!

Wanna chill sometime?

i now have an indie girlfriend because /mu/ told me to listen to neutral milk hotel, i hated it but the girl saw that i listen to it and started talking to me, i now have to pretend that i like awful hipster trash music when i'm with her.

ugh, thank you moot.

I'm in a prison getting tipdrilled by a line of negros a mile long every other day because I downloaded some CP*

Tha... ow... nks moot.

tacoma is a shithole

Oh yeah, I forgot to post my AIM. It's FishDFeilx.

i never use to care about furries at all, but one day i was driving in a parking lot past petco and outside there was a guy in a bird suit, my /b/-rage filled up in me and i clipped his leg with my car, he was on the ground screaming in pain, i peeled out of the parking lot so i wouldnt get caught, later on i felt like shit for doing it.

thank you moot

>>3223945

You had best donate at least a third of that to mootles, then write it off come tax time. Otherwise you're gonna end up cursed like Hurley, except fatter and crazier.

Moot's site made you money, be a bro and share it with that poor, dumb bastard.

February 20th, Thanksmooting Day?

/r9k/ made me realize how much I liked pokemon again

Thanks Moot!

if they had a store selling merchandise eg t-shirts who would buy it? id buy one even if i only wore it indoors.

WeIl what do you know, look what l found.

teh chan attracts and attempts to drown vast hordes of the disenfranchised and desperate in its vast ocean of piss.
i sail here, casting my nets and trawling the depths - seeking the lost so i may point them to rescue in Jesus.
i have a worldwide ministry from the comfort of my sofa.

thank you moot, jesus loves you.

/x/ killed my father mysteriously

Thank you moot

My dearest m<3<3tykins,

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

- Back in the day, /b/ inspired me to become competent at Photoshop.
- Discussions on /b/ and /r9k/ were instrumental in shaping my current outlook on politics.
- 4chan did my homework a couple of times. Sorry.

That's about all I got.

Love,

Anonymous

>>3223880

You could be seventeen at the most.
Reported.

Thank you moot

I have AIDS

Thank you moot

i was an upstanding member of society and happily married with a child on the way.

now i am a basement dwelling 300lb pedo.

thank you moot.

/r9k/ provides me with deep intellectual conversation since I left my intelligent high school friends onto my shallow drunken college friends. Thank you moot.

I now ponder WHO WAS PHONE?
Thank you moot. Srsly.

also COCKS

thank you moot.

sup moot
These guys are all ungrateful cock dogs. i've been here since year 1. you're kicking ass. I make the same offer as OP if you're ever down in the page area of VA.

>>3224100
oh my you're a great hacker, and wasting your talent here
go check if /b/ wants you, will you?

>>3224152

Your website shaped someone's political outlook. I now have no faith in humanity.

Thank you moot.

WHEN I THINK OF YOU I CUM BUCKETS

THANK YOU MOOT

Supposedly it costs him around 6000 a month

YOU TURNED ME FROM A TINY GEEKY SHELTERED CHAP INTO A FUN, OPEN-MINDED AND SEXUALLY DEVIANT "IS THAT GUY A TERRORIST?" GUY

420CHAN KINDA HELPED BUT IN TURN YOU SPAWNED THEM

YOU ALSO HELPED ME LEARN HOW TO HATE MY GENERATION EVEN MORE! THANK YOU MOOT!

Also every time I need advice on anything, there is a 4chan board that fits the requirement.

I really hope Chris sees this thread, I feel bad for him. He deserves to have much more than debt and few if any way of getting ahead in life. I have been here for about four years and it has been one of the most memorable experiences that I have been involved with. The reason this site has thrived so well is mainly (IMO) because it gave people a place to gather. Not just normal people but the angry kids, psychopaths, intellectuals, emofags, men, women, gays, and more. Some might call it the cesspool of the internet, I call it home.

Thank you Moot. I hope that you find a way.

I too would like to express my thanks to mootykins

christopherpooleblock

/r9k has, on several occasions, been responsible for me dropping uni.classes, as well as 1/2 of my poor grades in college.

However, it's making me realize that what I'm doing in life is not really what I want to do.

That being said. Like OP, my knowledge of the world has been expanded by /ck, /r9k/, /wg, and for a couple of weeks some years ago /h.

Also, I easily doubled my music and movie database this past year alone just from /r9k threads.

Thank You Moot.

>Also every time I need advice on anything, there is a 4chan board that fits the requirement.

So true. Whenever I need information on something and Google doesn't cut it, usually because it's experiential information or useless without some perspective or whatever, I have a bunch of people claiming to be experts to consult right here. And I'm good enough at weighing different sources to not have an heroed myself without deleting System 32 by now in one continuous barrel roll.

it wasn't moot that gave you all those awesome input, it was anon, you should be thanking anon

is what i imagine moot would say, the humble little rascal \(n_n)/

>>3224541
*while deleting System 32.

i had an epileptic seizure and almost bit my tongue off while browsing /f/

thank you moot

You gave me a face to wear when I felt faceless and plain.

You inspired me to continue walking when I felt like laying down, curling up, and letting go.

You helped me understand my religion through valid criticism.

You showed me that I am not alone.

Thanks, moot.
~ T.

>>3224120

LOL. Doing gods work on teh internetz. I SENSE FAGGOTRY

i named my new dog picklefucker because their post ended in 69

thanks moot
...come here pickefucker!

/a/ got me to watch some really cool shows.
/b/ was a good laugh when I originally found it in 2005, back when I was still underage and in highschool.
/co/ has been my recent favourite board.
/d/ corrupted me.
/f/ provided a good laugh.
/mu/ provided me with weeks of good music.
/r9k/'s first couple of weeks were glorious, if repetitive and full of 'test the robot' games. It's still a cool place to hang out.
/t/'s non-porn stuff was always pretty good, some some good obscure movies that way.
/v/ provided me with laughs, nostalgia and a way to vent my frustration.
/z/ lol beedick
/5/ I never actually saw this board but it sounded cool.
/VIP/ was once amazing, I loved the 'cool and fantastic band name' thread.

i love you mootykins

also mootblock