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    75 KB Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:26:34 No.319417  
    /jp/ thread
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:27:34 No.319434
    >>>/jp/

    >greenough keyalt
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:27:35 No.319436
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    >/jp/ thread
    >YESSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:28:31 No.319455
    So, what happened to that weeabo thread?
    I want more betas projecting stories.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:29:09 No.319465
    >>319455
    Check it yourself, nerd.
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:29:26 No.319472
    lol it is amazing we have integrated so fast lol
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:29:33 No.319475
    /jp/ is mad br4h

    >>>/jp/8085205
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:30:26 No.319489
    >>319472
    suck my dude, nerd
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:30:39 No.319494
    I don't really understand what /jp/ is about, which seems like a shame, because they seem to be as socially broken as most of us on /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:31:14 No.319499
    I now propose the /jp/ - /r9k/ Alliance.
    Don't worry you virgin betas, /jp/-onii-san will show you how to get some pussy.
    >> TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU 11/07/11(Mon)16:31:30 No.319503
    TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU TOUHOU
    >> Lonelyfag !1fOJ1MfRV6 11/07/11(Mon)16:31:40 No.319507
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    >>319436
    Where do I get one of those?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:31:52 No.319514
    >>319494
    it's about hikkis ashing each others osts
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:32:11 No.319519
    >>319503
    KEEP YOU FUKICNG 2HU OUT FO HERE FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:32:19 No.319522
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    We tohoe now?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:32:26 No.319524
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    presents from /jp/, to /r9k/
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:32:52 No.319532
    >>319499
    lol
    >dat feel when alliance is proposed
    > dat feel feels good
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:35:24 No.319576
    >>319532

    Could you please stop with the greentext? It's doesn't make you look "cool", you know?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:35:50 No.319583
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    /jp/sie here

    Does /r9k/ like Taito games?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:36:13 No.319590
    If you can tell an event without using that retarded quoting greentext, I'll consider it. Seriously, that shit is stupid as fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:36:20 No.319593
    >>319576
    Who is he quoting ?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:36:42 No.319597
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    more presents from /jp/
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:37:18 No.319613
    This is a sage.
    It is made of apathy and respect.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:37:53 No.319623
    >>319499
    Oh, wise /jp/, tell us thine secrets
    >> Lonelyfag !1fOJ1MfRV6 11/07/11(Mon)16:38:05 No.319625
    >>319507
    >I will never know where to buy that
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:38:29 No.319631
    >>319576
    greentext isn't about being cool
    most people who are arcanines are beta and take comfort in shareing >dat feel
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:39:52 No.319650
    >>319625
    >dat feel bro
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:40:42 No.319667
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    >>319625
    why don't you buy THIS instead
    HELL yeah
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:40:46 No.319670
    >>319631
    Your name is stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:41:07 No.319675
    >>319625
    http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10149630
    You'd need the body pillow as well, since that's just a cover.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:41:09 No.319676
    >>319650
    We generally refer to it as "ano kimochi"
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:42:07 No.319695
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    >>319670
    >dat feel when your name is stupid
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:42:54 No.319710
    >>319695
    Why do you have Downs Syndrome?
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:44:46 No.319744
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    >You will never have ZUN's artistic ability
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:45:32 No.319755
    >>319744
    her hair is beautiful
    >> Lonelyfag !1fOJ1MfRV6 11/07/11(Mon)16:47:33 No.319797
    >>319675
    I'm reading the page and it looks like it is the body pillow as well, and for that price I would be expecting it to have the pillow as well. Even so, thanks for the link, it's time to save up.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:51:57 No.319875
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    lol fukken ners at /r9GAY/

    /r9k/ is baisicaly the shitiest board on 4chan.
    What do you guys even talk about all day hear?
    Oh yeah, how you cant get ur dicks wet LMAO
    I nail little bitches twice a day for salary. Maibe u should all join TruNEET4lyfe, become real alpha dogs.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:51:59 No.319879
    >>319494
    You're a /r9k/ level shutin, you say? Hrmph. I am a /jp/ level hikikomori, and you are as far above me on the social ladder as /fit/ normalfags are above you. Think you're pretty lonely with your 1 or 2 of friends? I haven't spoken to a living human besides my mother in motherfucking YEARS. By the time you even showed up on 4chan I had already seen it all reposted a thousand times. And the latest girl you fell in love with this year? Three years ago I accidentally brushed the hand of the girl at checkout, sneered at her for being a disgusting 3d, and ran home to play the latest VN's in JAPANESE. What are you playing besides "Forever Alone Baby Greentext Bitch Hour?" Keep thinking you're a shotshot shutin with your beta lifestyle. I'll be down here in my basement shitting on the floor and not seeing the light of day while living the dream as an omega.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:52:49 No.319890
    fuck off back to /jp/
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:53:04 No.319899
    > mfw when /r9k/ successfully trolls /jp/
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:53:56 No.319915
    >>319879
    Today, I crossed to the /jp/ board on 4chan and shook hands with a hikikomori. Although I could not understand anything he said, I felt this man was my brother. And I think he felt the same.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:54:11 No.319922
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    >>319899
    ORIGFVfheld;gjnkrghh
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:54:29 No.319929
    >>319879
    You make me think of that anime, Welcome to the NHK. Let's be irl friends.
    >> col 11/07/11(Mon)16:55:21 No.319947
    >>319899
    you have no face
    >>319875
    john is that you?
    >>319879
    we know dat feel bro
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:57:48 No.319983
    OP is so visibly upset, that he needs to create a thread on our glorious board in an attempt to raise his self worth.

    Come at me OP. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /jp/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.

    Of course, knowing this, you figure the only way to attack me is the only way you know how, using words of which the meaning escapes you, insult some genre of game no one on this board plays, and using our own image macros to mock yourself.

    You forgot your "My face when" by the way, the text suits you perfectly.

    Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.

    Fuck you, /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)17:00:52 No.320030
    >>319879
    You're a /jp/ level hikikomori, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2ch level hikkikomori, and you are as far above me on the social ladder as /a/ normalfags are above you. Think you're pretty lonely with your years without human contact? I haven't left the house for a decade. By the time you even showed up on 2ch I've already created hundreds of OC while talking to fellow hikkis about our meaningless lives really are. And the latest girl who's hand you touched? I haven't seen a real girl since my childhood, and even then I tormented her because women are trash. What are you playing besides old VNs and shmups that I've played years before you even discovered them? Keep thinking you're a shotshot shutin with your "lonely" lifestyle. I'll be here in my room, ignoring my parent's calls for conformity and hugging my dakimakura while considering suicide and crying myself to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)17:01:24 No.320043
    Hello, /r9kay/

    My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.

    She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.

    After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea.

    I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.

    The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.

    She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.

    I really do kind of miss her though.



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