Prison is for niggers and spics. Really.

i've been in the friendzone before

>>3185037

Oh god, I would get fucking destroyed if I ever went to prison.

maybe you were talking about me. i'd go for a couple years. i'd probably draw the line at 5 or 6 years, and try and disappear, probably in mexico or somewhere else in latin america. statute of limitations for certain crimes isn't too long - could be back in the states 15 years later. I'd take an exile of 15 (or depending on how you think of it, 10) years over having 6 years of my life mean nothing...

Get ur ass quickly to Venezuela.

US has a no extradition with Venezuela.

A good friend of mine spent five years in a state prison in california, allegedly the PMITA type.

He said it was pretty cool, as long as you weren't an idiot, could figure out the rules, and could break the system enough to make life easy for you by having something to offer other inmates. Prison is like anywhere else. Life is made easy by who you know, and what favors they owe you.

As far as gang rape goes, says he never saw it, only heard about it once, but all the prison sex he said he witnessed was definitely consensual. He said that, particularly, the blacks seemed to have no problem with prison sex with each other. Apparently it's not gay if you're in prison.

The rules? Well, the one cliche he did say is mostly true (he says most them are false), is that your first couple of days, you are going to get your ass kicked by some big motherfuckers. You've heard "pick the biggest, scariest motherfucker and start a fight with him or be someone's bitch" rule, right? Well, it turns out that it's a different rule, it's a "don't be anybody's bitch" rule. If someone fucks with you or disrespects you in any way, you stand up for yourself. If that means you get your ass kicked, you fight back and you take your beating like a man. After the first week of that or so, as long as you never acted like a bitch, no one will ever treat you like one.

The other rule is that you stay with your color. It's cool to make friends with the blacks and the mexicans and the asians, it's even cool to hang with them. Just remember to always make your first and last stops on the yard with your color, and if you see colors gathering, that means race riot, GET TO YOUR CORNER OR YOU WILL BE FUCKED UP.

>>3185137
>>3185131
Are both of these true? After 15 years the crime goes away?

Friend of mine says it's not so bad as long as you mind your own business. The hardest part probably isn't your surroundings, but just being confined and knowing there's better shit to do somewhere else...and also the fact that you're "in the system" for the rest of your life basically

> And what countries could one escape to to avoid going to pound me in the ass prison? I saw a thread with some guy going to jail and it got me thinking.

If you killed a cop or fucked some kids, nothing will save you. If you killed someone who has money, nowhere will be safe, they will probably find you.

If none of those are true, you can pretty much go to any other country and get away as long as you keep a really really low profile and travel, of course, under false identification. The third world is probably the easiest, because it's very cheap and if you have saved up cash you can live there for a very long time on it. Otherwise, go to some first world country and work like an illegal immigrant. Mow lawns, work as a dishwasher, try to meet shady people who can arrange fake papers for you. Think like a Mexican.

>>3185191

lrn2statuteoflimitations.

1. The Statute of Limitations varies from crime to crime. There is no SoL on murder, treason, and most sex crimes, meaning no matter when they happened you can later be prosecuted for them.
2. The Statute of Limitations does not apply to crimes for which you have already been convicted. If you are sentenced to 5 years in prison and you flee the country, that 5 years will be waiting for you (probably plus some escape charges) when you get back.

>>3185234
So this means if you go out on bail then flee the country you're safe if you can evade capture for the time?

>>3185200
Fuck that. I'd haul ass to China and get hired teaching English classes by a corporation there. They pay like $40K a year, find/pay for an apartment for you, and give you a weekly food stipend. And all you need is a college degree from the US - they design curriculum for you, and you just follow it. Piss easy. I'd take that for a couple years, save up some money, then go travel for awhile. Rinse, repeat

So what counties do not have extradition with the US besides communist shit holes.

>>3185262

>>I would sincerely wish, for the rest of my life, that I'd never had to live in the shithole that is China, teaching kids that don't give a fuck about my language, for a horrible wage, just to live in a shithole apartment.

I've never been to actual prison, but I was in county lockup for 45 days for trying to steal a gumball machine from Salvation Army (I was drunk). I posted about this here before. It wasn't that bad, just boring as hell. I got hassled by a few assholes when I first arrived but nothing you wouldn't encounter at a shitty dive bar, predominantly black high school, etc. No rape or serious beatdowns or anything.

>Would it be better to do your time or to flee the country?

I dunno, it depends on how much time. I would take up to a decade probably, any longer and I would become a fugitive if possible. But I don't think I will ever fuck up badly enough to get thrown in prison, I quit drinking and I've matured quite a lot.

>>3185234
yeah. if i was a big drug dealer, got my house busted into with the cops finding twenty kilos of twenty different types of drugs, and i knew i was gonna go away for awhile, i'd be the fuck out before they could charge me.

otherwise, you could pull a 25th hour-style escape to anonymity in the midwest, but that's rapidly becoming a lot harder to actually succeed in, i'd think... damn internet age

>>3185286
Not teaching kids, teaching corporate employees that would be around my age.
And being paid 40k a year, virtually tax-free, with a free place to live, plus money for food? That doesn't sound shitty to me. And, it'd be in a major city - a.k.a. Hong Kong.
lrn2read

>>3185270
This person has never spent time in Latin/South America. If you've got a little money, brought with you, it turns into a lot of money there.

>>3185307
Yeah, that 25th Hour thing could never work, that was part of the point of the speech, it was just a desperate fantasy. You'd have to go overseas or to some Central American shithole. There have been some fugitives who managed to start a new life within the US, but it was all back in the day and the vast majority eventually got busted.

If I ever got caught with Narcotics and was doing more than a few years I'd certainly take off. I'm white though so I don't know where I'd go. I'd stick out in mexico or latin america

It depends on what prison. Location plays a big role in these questions.

>>3185360
>I'm white though so I don't know where I'd go.

Eastern Europe seems like a good place to blend in race-wise.

>>3185360
You could move to South Africa.

How does one get a plane ticket out of the country when they are wanted?

>>3185354
>eventually
Yeah. You'd have to be in it for the long haul - ready to spend decades in another country. I like the teaching in China idea for making money, doing that for a year or two - then having enough money to travel the world, not worrying about the U.S. ...
But I wonder if you can be declared an international fugitive by the U.S., like, having your passport invalidated or something... or if they'd do that for someone on the run, who knows...

>>3185399
Physically cross the border on foot to another more-dodgy country and go from there.

>>3185399
Get the ticket and get out of the country before charges are filed, and before one is wanted. Get busted, get out on bail the next day, be in Oaxaca in time para cenar.

>>3185270
I don't think Ireland has an extradition policy with the U.S.

>>3185438
I'd love to live in Ireland... but what the fuck to do there... what's the job market like, any Irishfags or Amerifag expats that live in Ireland?
Need a way to support oneself...

>>3185145
why can't you bff with asians or mexicans?
is prison really that racist that someone will stab you for being a pseudo-nigger?

I spent 3 years in prison.
The answer to most of the rumors is "it depends". A lot of the worse stuff you hear about comes out of maximum security prisons.

Where i was there were levels 1,2,3,4,and 5. 1 being the least secure and 5 being supermax. Even amongst prisons with similar security levels there can be a world of difference in the amount of bad shit that goes down.

I spent most of my time at a medium security facility
I never saw anyone raped as most of the sex that went on was consensual. I did witness a savage beating and extortion was commonplace.

The #1 rule for not getting your shit fucked up was MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. Not being a fucking snitch goes hand in hand with this rule
#2 was stick with your own color.

Most of the drama and beating/stabbings happened over someone owing money. If you weren't a dumb fuck and didn't gamble or go to the store man on credit you could avoid 99% of the bullshit that went on.

>>3185558
so prison isn't so bad if you're the type of person who just reads books all day and never talks to anyone?

>>3185558
I have several questions for you then sir. What were you in for, how long were you on parole after you got out, could you have gotten work release, and, was it state or federal prison?

>>3185517

its probably just that your kind is the only thing you have in common. with eachother.

do prisons have computers?
that would be awesome.
also, just out of curiosity, but can prisoners get semi-optional medications - for instance ritalin for the guy with ADHD, etc etc

Yes the medication thing. if I'm on Xanax for anxiety/panic disorder would i get it in jail?

>>3185592

Ha, in Europe.

Exiles sounds awesome, I would be grimdark hardcore by the time I came back.

Prison Is Fun So Many New Friends :)

>>3185569
it helps to a degree but since your usually live in close proximity to others being socially adept has its advantages

>>3185577
assault with a deadly weapon, a year and a half, no and it was state prison

>>3185592
yeah they have computers but its limited to classes you have to sign up for, also no internet.

most medications are for mandatory prescriptions only. And those were strictly monitored, as in you have to have a nurse administer it and make sure you swallowed it. there were medication lines for this purpose.

>>3185682
NO INTERNET?
it must truly be hell in there

>>3185037
Prison sucks. I would rather die in a hail of police gunfire than go back.
I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, but I'll admit I really caught up on my reading.

ya, nerd question here, but what kind of library is available in a typical prison? are there books worth reading, or just a bunch of reject paperbacks from the local library?

>>3185803
Prisons usually have a small library. most of it is law books but they buy or have donated a lot of newer or classic fiction. I read the whole lotr trilogy and the silmarillion along with war and peace and the count of monte cristo.

you could also order books and magazine subscriptions form borders or amazon. your family would have to do this however. You could order the books yourself but it would take along time for it to be processed. hilariously 90% of my manga collection was bought while i was in prison i also had a Newtype u.s.a. subscription. and let me tell you $90 a year is fucking expensive when you make $20 a month.

>>3185864
how did you make money?
making license plates or something?

>>3185864
Dude, wasn't it awesome when Fingolfin got in a fight with Morgoth?

>>3185908
Ha i wish. those jobs paid around $200 a month.
Pretty much all the janitorial work is done by prisoners. That's the job i had for most of my time since they were the easiest job to get. I eventually worked my way up to the kitchen which paid alot more ($40-100 a month). Most of the food prep is done by prisoners. at least in low to medium security facilities.

After that i got moved to a gate pass job doing yard work. Paid less, but i got to be outside the fence and it was gravy work. and believe me you get sick of that damn fence.

Do the prison-anons know whether a 2-year sentence for selling a small amount of weed would be served in the local county slammer, or in state?

Dude, it was way cooler when Beren pulls out a Silmaril from Carcaroth's gut? Fucking badass.

If you are planning to commit a big crime, do it in Austria.

FUCK YEAH PSEUDO-HOTEL PRISONS

My father was in prison for a couple years. He got out early for good behavior. Spent his time doing random hobbies (activities for certificates bs).

He said you were only really safe if you were religious. Which he became. He also said the aryan folks always banged each other. Once someone tried to stab him in the laundry, but he was quick on his feet back then and avoided injury.

For income my mother always sent him money. One of his friends there made photo album frames out of some sort of fabric with peoples names on them for money.

In Finland you get TV in your cell, and computers with internet. You murder 10 people and policemen, you only sit 14years TOPS. And you get all that shit and awesome food.

Fucking waste of tax payers money.

>>3189441

Ha. I used to work with a lot of criminals for charity. One time one of them got a letter saying he should come to prison within the next six months to serve his sentence. He left country.