If you typed that whole thing out just for pun I will shoot you and rape your corpse

>pegging

It means you're gay.

>>316677
>Let's also say that if she finds someone far too smart for her, she's also strong enough to force it.
That would be rape, thus no longer admirable. In lock and key terms, it's like breaking down the door instead.

>>316691
I can't believe people still think this

OP, I think you're taking this analogy too seriously.

>lock and key thing
It's a rationalization by judgmental neckbeards who don't want to admit they're judgmental. You're not supposed to think about it.

>>316713
I can't believe people still get hung up on labels in this century. Who cares if it's gay or not, just enjoy your assfucking.

>>316730
Although I agree with you in principle, it's still incorrect to say "anyone who enjoys pegging is gay."

>>316748
Sorry, would this be better?

Most people who enjoy pegging are gay.

OP is gay though.

>>316754
But that's not necessarily true. Enjoying anal stimulation =/= enjoying other men

>>316748
That's a "glass is half full" kinda thing. Some people think of bisexuality as just the intersection of gay and straight.

>>316760
You're still enjoying penis, though.

>>316772
Haha this is irrefutable. Fucking peggers are gay.

>>316772
No, you're not. You're enjoying anal stimulation. There's no penis involved in pegging

>>316787
>pegging: girl using strap-on on your anus
>strap-on: a device that is shaped and looks like a penis that has straps so that one may be enabled to wear it about the waist

It is a penis, you are in gay denial.

>>316809
It's a phallic object because it provides the best anal stimulation. I'm not attracted to men; I am attracted to women. I like anal stimulation. What part of a woman stimulating my anus is gay?

>>316787
There's no man involved in fapping to gay porn, but it's still not straight. Actual sensory input > theoretical shit about chromosomes etc.

>>316786
Technically, they're peggees.

>>316823
But you're getting off on the fact that it's a man. I'm getting off on the fact that it's a WOMAN doing this to me.

>>316836
Why is something LOOKING like a man enough to make it gay but not something FEELING like a man in yo ass?

>>316836
It's not the fact that it's a woman, it's the fact you are :
1. being dominated
2. taking it up the ass
3. a penis object is going up your ass

That is fucking gay, and for you to say otherwise is denial.

>>316846
Because being gay means being attracted to men. The point of pegging is that it's simply stimulating a sensitive part of your anus. That cannot be inherently gay.

>>316856
You haven't explained how any of those points make it gay. The only one that vaguely passes is point #3, which I have already refuted.

it's a metaphor dumb fuck, it is what it is to convey an argument point.

For those of you who think pegging is gay:

You ever gone to the toilet for a shit, only to find out it's quite a big shit? You ever had that really satisfying feeling while you're shitting? Know what that is? That's your prostate being stimulated. Pegging does the exact same thing. By your logic, taking a shit is gay.

>>316867
>he actually thinks being gay is strictly attraction to men

Laughingdownies.avi

PS YOU GAY

So does enjoying oral sex make a woman gay? Cunnilingus is far more associated with lesbianism than with God fearing heterosexual relations.

>>316881
Except when I take a shit, to goes out of my ass not into my ass.

I don't put things up my ass, so I'm not gay.

>>316891
So it's the direction that makes it gay? I'm really not seeing the logic in this . . .

>>316884
Sure does
>real men don't eat pussy

>>316900
Yes, direction of objects in the anal vicinity is what makes it gay.

>>316881
>You ever had that really satisfying feeling while you're shitting?
Not really, no. When I drop a behemoth I mostly just think "fffffuuuuuuck, how the fuck can fags enjoy this shit?"

Op you're not taking into account that the analogy is bullshit to begin with.

>>316910
Basically. If your ass isn't a one-way street, you're a big ol' faggot.

>>316884
Wome aren't really straight or gay in the first place. Their sexuality is more of a preference than an orientation.

The only thing that makes you gay, is if you're attracted to other guys.

You can shove all the things you want up your ass, kiss as many dudes as you want and start wearing a man thong and that still wouldn't make you gay. It's the attraction that does it.

>>316891
>>316882
>>316856
>>316846
>>316809
>>316823
>>316786
>>316772

Guys, do you realise that you're all making a logical fallacy known as "fallacy by association"?

You're saying that just because gays enjoy doing something, anyone who does the same thing is gay.

The facts are thus:

Homosexuality means being attracted to people of the same gender. That's it. What you do after that is up to you. Some straight couples will engage in the same activities as gay couples: that does not make them gay.

It's why metrosexuals exist. They do a lot of the same things as gays, but they're not gay.

Seriously, the level of ignorance in this thread is overwhelming. The amount of straight (and I suspect, homophobic) people in this thread who find something a little unusual, so they automatically shun it, is embarrassing. Stop using association fallacies and just accept this:

You cannot speak for everyone. YOU DON'T KNOW that every man who enjoys pegging is gay. You're assuming, because they do something that gays do. Now please forget this fallacious argument and go back to your vanilla porn.

>>316955
>You can shove all the things you want up your ass, kiss as many dudes as you want and start wearing a man thong and that still wouldn't make you gay

Except all of those things do make you gay.

>>316928
>>316910
According to whom? You? You're no authority on the matter, you're just some ignorant troll on the Internet.

Homosexuality is being attracted to people of the same gender. That's all.

>>316938
I think that sexuality in general is far more complex than a narrow spectrum of gay/straight/bi, but people like to have things in the simplest terms with a nice little label on everything.

>>316956
>fails to forget language and words have ever changing meanings and actually mean different things to different people

Yeah, you are fucking gay.

But what about the sexuality of the women that enjoy pegging? Are they suddenly gay men?

>>316938
>[citation needed]

>>316964
Please see: >>316968

>>316964
No they don't.

That's like saying applying First Aid makes you a Doctor.

>>316978
Except that the definition of homosexual is still simply thus: being attracted to people of the same gender.

>>316956
>Guys, do you realise that you're all making a logical fallacy known as "fallacy by association"?
>The amount of straight (and I suspect, homophobic) people in this thread who find something a little unusual, so they automatically shun it, is embarrassing. Stop using association fallacies
Oh you.
>implying that argueing for the "gay" verdict means you're a homophobe etc. because homophobes etc. argue for the "gay" verdict, right after complaining about the very same fallacy.

>>316992
Kissing a dude makes you gay, bro. Especially if you do it on the dick.

>>316992
So what you are saying is you must be an expert on homosex to be homosex?

>>317003
I didn't say they're all homophobes, I said I suspect that several people here are. After all, many people in this thread seem to really have a problem with being gay, as they're making such a big deal out of it.

>>316982
Sexuality isn't reflexive. That's why bisexuals exist, your orientation isn't affected by the orientation of whatever you're fucking.

>>317012
Nope. It's purely an attraction thing.

My brother kissed a dude when he was very drunk. I suspect most guys have kissed a dude at some point. It doesn't make them gay.

I'd love to peg a dude.
Sounds hot.
He has to moan and act cute, though.

>>317012
No, you're wrong.

Please look up the definition of homosexual.

>>317041
Please peg me. I will do anything you want.

>>316985
Not that guy, but there is an article on it, I read it, can't remember title. Something like "Women's sexuality is non stable" or something like that

>>317036
>I suspect most guys have kissed a dude at some point

No, sure is fucking anecdotal evidence. It does make your brother gay, why would he do it if he was not attracted to him. And "He was drunk" is just a terrible excuse.

>>317035
>this is what faggots really think

Good to know you have been brainwashed by feminism into thinking sexuality is fluid and ever changing.

>>317031
>I didn't say they're all homophobes, I said I suspect that several people here are.
By "homophobes etc." I meant "people in this thread who find something a little unusual, so they automatically shun it" because that shit was awkwardly long. The point stands.

>After all, many people in this thread seem to really have a problem with being gay, as they're making such a big deal out of it.
To my eyes, the guy(s) screaming "it doesn't make me gay!" is the one making a big deal out of it, and more homophobic (in the literal sense of the word, at least).

>>317074
Not that guy, but a lot of people, when drunk, might just do it for a laugh.

I've done it for a laugh before. Now, I KNOW that I'm not attracted to men at all. Are you going to tell me that you know my sexuality better than I do?

ITT: People mistake being a sissy for being gay.

They might seem like the same thing, but one does not necessarily imply the other. One can be feminine and girly without being attracted to men. And I'm pretty sure you've met some guys who seem like pretty normal guys with beer guts and sports jerseys but love getting it from some Asian dude named Jeremy every Friday.

>>317088
Yeah, because sexuality is a social concept, which means it is a judgement of others and not yourself you fuckwit.

You gay.

>>317050
Oh anon, you're making me blush!

How about you wear a cute little pink dress with a petticoat and an apron. You have to blush and tell me it's emasculating; that you don't like it.

When I start to peg you, you have to mewl and tell me to stop while you halfheartedly try to push me off of you. After fucking you for a few minutes, you then start begging me to shove it in you as deep as I can, telling me how much you really love it, and whimper as you cum all over your pretty dress.

:3

>>317041
I'd love to peg one of these "it doesn't make me gay" guys. The whole nine yards, tying him and and blindfolding him first, teasing him, making him call me daddy etc. (Only insted of actually pegging, I'd let my boyfriend loose on him once was strapped in, then sit back and tape it, occasionally giggling so he would think it was still me).

>>317119
Absolutely ridiculous. I know precisely what I find attractive and what I'm attracted to. Now I'm supposed to say "well, guess I'm bi because someone on the Internet told me so!"?

Get over it, kiddo, it ain't gay.

>>317119
T-th-this one time I gave my kitty cat a k-k-kiss.
d-does that make me attracted to him ;_;

>>317127
I'm not normally into the who humiliation/cross dressing thing, but I would totally do this. I think I might fap to this thought later tonight.

>>317141
Makes you a zoophile.

>>317141
According to the guy you quoted, it makes you into zoophillia.

Don't worry, though. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

The whole lock and master key analogy is fairly retarded. But you took it to a whole new level OP.

The sexuality debate going in here is also retarded too.

Enjoy prostate stimulation is not gay.

Thinking that you really would like johnny from the gym to give you a nice seeing to is gay.

Homosexuality= sexual attraction to the same gender

Enjoying having your fun parts touched by a member of the opposite sex is gay.

>>317083
I haven't actually done any of the so-called 'gay' things in this thread, but I understand that sexuality is based purely on attraction, and I'm mature about it.

Do you even have any gay friends? It seems to me like you have a knee jerk reaction to anything label remotely sissy as gay.

>>317143
That was meant to be

>not normally into the *whole humiliation/cross dressing

>>317143
When you don't like it, it makes it even more fun for me.

>>316677
>Thus men automatically have shitty locks.
>Anal
>shitty lock
I see what you did there

>>317136
>calls me kiddo
>completely ignores logical arguments
>repeats "I AIN'T GAY" like it helps his argument

Fuck you are a raging faggot and need to get the fuck off of /r9k/.

>>317141
One/Twenty-four

Sora put your key in my keyhole!1111111

>>317160
Where can I meet females like you

>>317179
>logical arguments
Yeah, no.

>>317193
Stupid bot made me lose my image.

>>317179
Funny, using logical arguments is what I've been presenting this whole thread: others seem to just want to say "NUH-UH, YOU'RE GAY. I KNOW EVEN THOUGH YOU'D THINK I KNOW MY OWN SEXUALITY"

Really, I have no problem with being gay. At all. I think it's fine. That doesn't change the fact that I'm not gay, I just enjoy anal stimulation.

>>317236
Two/Twenty-four

It just seems to me that all the people so eager to label people as gay, have never met an actual gay person.

>>317254
Three/Twenty-four

>>317219
She's fat, pale, and wears dark clothing.

>>317276
I'm okay with the second two.

OP is wrong.

Pegging is something that man have to be manipulative enough to make their woman do, not the other way around.

>>317259
Believe it or not, they're not markedly different from straight guys, apart from wanting cock in their ass.

>>317268
Four/Twenty-four

>>317286
be thankful that regular ladies visit this board

somewhere, we're watching over you.

>>317308
Five/Twenty-four

>>317329
Six/Twenty-four

Welp, time to re-download Imako for the billionth time, I should know better than to delete it by now.

>>317276
Lies and slander, anon!

>>317311
>be thankful that regular ladies visit this board
The thought of THAT, however, is enough to turn me gay.

>somewhere, we're watching over you.
That's what I'm afraid of. I'm getting flashbacks to the time some magazine advised women to ram their claws up guys asses while giving head with no warning.

>>317337
Seven/Twenty-four

>>317392
7/24

>>317347
Why baleet it in the first place?

>>317407
Nine/Twenty-four

>>317423
Ten/Twenty-four

>>317430
Eleven/Twenty-four

>>317433
Twelve/Twenty-four

>>317457
Thirteen/Twenty-four

>>317485
Fourteen/Twenty-four

>>317489
Fifteen/Twenty-four

>>317499
Sixteen/Twenty-four

>>317510
Seventeen/Twenty-four

>>317520
Eighteen/Twenty-four

>>317529
Nineteen/Twenty-four

>>317538
Twenty/Twenty-four

>>317551
Twenty-one/Twenty-four

>>317559
Twenty-two/Twenty-four

>>317565
Twenty-three/Twenty-four

>>317574
Twenty-four/Twenty-four

>>317589

Shit thread averted. Jesus Christ, op. Jesus Christ.

>>317381
You're afraid of your own flashback buddy..

>We all know that all men love and value sex, so it goes without saying that if she gives him a reach-around he'll enjoy it and thus make it consensual.
Yeah no. It would be rape.