>implying i want to "date" you and not just fuck you

>attractiveness

That's just it. You have way higher standards than we do, even when you're just average looking.

hey anon, you are pathetic neckbeards. If you can be on the cover of a fitness magazine, and your cock is made out of chocolate and ejaculates money, well then... you'll know you're in with a chance instinctively.

>>314031
And? Are we supposed to feel guilty for this? I admit it, I'm a 6/10 at best and I can score guys who are 8 or even 9 out of 10. That's part of what being a girl is about, being able to focus more on your partner's looks because you can afford to, at least when you're young. Besides, most people tend to have interesting personalities so that's rarely an issue anyway.

Please someone post the studies that show women actively seek men already in relationships, and men who exhibit "dark triad" personality traits.

Please.

persistence pays off when you know what you're doing.

also, guys who are successful with girls don't get that way by listening to what they have to say, so your thread is pretty pointless.

>using waifu on 3D girls

I want to kill the bitch who made that fucking comic now.

>>314051
google:

"do women prefer attached men"

"dark triad"

>>314061
>a woman making a comic that took that much effort
>a woman doing anything that takes that much effort

Ladies and gentlemen, I present a humorous article on this very subject: http://www.cracked.com/article_18440_6-things-men-do-to-get-laid-that-science-says-turn-women-off.ht
ml

"6 Things Men do to Get Laid that Science Says Turn Women Off".

My god.

BUT I'M GIVING YOU FLOWERS. I TAKE YOU ON DATES, I BUY YOU JEWELERY, I LISTEN TO YOU, I LET YOU WALK ALL OVER ME.

WHAT ELSE DO I NEED TO DO TO MAKE YOU FUCK ME??!?

>>314051
is this supposed to disprove or discredit the OP or something? Men who are confident and aren't pathetic, is that some sort of unachievable pedestal for "nice" guys?

>Trying to make a point using an exaggerated caricature

Cool story, brosefina.

Hey femanons, do you like... actually do anything other than camwhore on /soc/ and get fucked by random dudes?

>>314058
>guys who are successful with girls don't get that way by listening to what they have to say

forgot to mention that this is because being your own man and not giving a fuck about others is exactly what makes you attractive to women. listening to girls giving you relationship advice is like a shit test, you fail if you actually take what women say seriously.

>>314076
>is this supposed to disprove or discredit the OP or something? Men who are confident and aren't pathetic
exactly, and confident men don't get discouraged by some dumb on the internet telling guys to leave girls alone.

>>314080
this is all they know how to do. there's a reason men invented the study and practice of logic.

it's sort of sad, I read /r9k/ too much. I am starting to think real men are all worthless pieces of shit who only ever care about women because they aren't their right hand for once.

>>314099
Don't you think going to /soc/ and seeing how the girls there behave would destroy a guy's faith in women if he were a shut in too though?

>>314084
Sure. We spend money and junk.

>>314099
That's true, yes. Maybe if the majority of you guys start having interests beyond mainstream-pop that'll change.

>>314099
LOL.

You care about sex WAY more than we do. Fuck off. When was the last time you heard a guy dump a girl because she didn't measure up in the sack?

>>314113
>MonochromeGirl

May I ask: How many men have you had sex with?

>>314121
that's because girls don't have to do anything in bed really

>misuse of the word "waifu"

xD internet culture

>>314099
blox
>I am starting to think real men are all worthless pieces of shit who only ever care about women because they aren't their right hand for once.

doesn't that mean that women are the worthless pieces of shit if men think they are only good for fucking? dat projecting. if you want guys to care about you for more than just your vagina, then maybe you should show that you actually have value beyond it. girls constantly try to say shit like "guys only care about sex" in the face of all that men have accomplished that have nothing to do with girls. the reality is that guys only seem to want sex from you because you have nothing else to offer.

>>314114
You seem to be talking straight to me- how do I show that I have value beyond being a fucksock, then?

play their favourite video games? bake them pot brownies? try to have my own opinions?

How do you know that I don't have value beyond being a warm pussy? How do you know that?

>>314125
Even if I gave you an honest answer, you wouldn't know what to do with it.

>>314044
>most people tend to have interesting personalities
This is how I know you're a troll. You're on /r9k/ of all places and claim to believe this.

>>314024

>why insist

Because women will never date you if you don't insist. Don't get mad at us for people you aren't interested in insisting on you, unless you can honestly say that you don't date people who take charge and insist on you.

You have guys who are trying to ascertain whether this woman is interested in them (she seems to be, she's hanging out a lot, we have fun, we do a little flirting, but I don't know...) before they make the move, so they can lay some groundwork, you know, actually find out if the two of you have some kind of connection before they risk either being rejected outright because they misread, or rejected because they 'insisted' too fast. And you have girls who are trying to wait and say yes to this one guy they like, without letting anyone know that they like that one guy, so that if he doesn't ask it's not like she wanted him or anything.

Both sides trying not to be rejected. But no, when men are burned by this fucked up system, it's because they're creeps, when women are burned by it, it's because they know men who are creeps.

Guys need to realize the two genders think a lot differently. Guys see dates as a chance to impress women, a woman sees dates as "interviews", trying to decide if that man is good or not for them. They usually have a mental checklist of the qualities they desire, and if you don't fulfill about 2/3 of them, it's highly unlikely they'll show any interest.

Alternatively, Bitches and Whores.

I fucking hate women.
I want to watch them suffer.
I need to formulate a plan.

>>314145
>you wouldn't know what to do with it.

Not here to judge. You femanons just seem to be rather promiscuous. I want to see if you're promiscuous too.

My body is only for mai husbando.
Fuck you, slut.
No one wants your stinky snatch.
>/r9k/
O wait, continue.

>>314149
Do you honestly think women know what they want?

>>314153
you made them that way. Bitches and whores get what they want the only way they can, they're laughed out of the running anywhere else, nobody takes women seriously. What little control they have, they use.

>>314161
They think they know what they want, at least.

>>314161

Yes they do. It's the average of what she thinks her friends want.

>>314143
>How do you know that I don't have value beyond being a warm pussy? How do you know that?
Because you are complaining about how men don't think you do maybe?

>how do I show that I have value beyond being a fucksock, then?
How do men demonstrate their value? In general just by being talented and successful.

>>314161
I know that they don't know. I know that they only think that they actually know.

Again, bitches and whores.

>>314143
Well, here's a good way of showing your worth: Try to be loving for once?

>implying I care about the way a guy looks

This is why robots hate us, OP. Because bitches like you make us look like shallow whores.

I think both sides of the picture are correct. Sometimes it's one way, sometimes it's the other. But other guys should not bother a girl while she has a boyfriend---that includes attractive, funny guys. They should be declined as well. I'm not saying you should feel any pressure to date someone that you don't want to date, but it's important to be considerate of their feelings, and not be a biased cunt.

Personally, I would date a foreveralone even if he was ugly. But that's just me. Because if every girl declined a foreveralone for a date, such guys would have never have anyone.

>>314189
building on that, the constant rejection will lead to something being wrong with said foreveralone's mind and one day he'll break and then go shoot up a ladies' athletic club.

shit like that has happened yo.

>>314189
I like you.
>likingbbbloxxlol

>>314196
I think this website is a perfect example of that happening (minus the violence)

>>314156
I'm not really interested in sex and I've been with the same person for 9 years, so less than one.

>Implying I even try to get a girlfriend

Yeah, I know. I know there are more confident guys. I know most girl can aspire to better looking guys. There is no reason for them to get with someone with low self esteem/shy and only decent looking when they could have better, and maleanons that say they are bitches and whores know they'd do the same if they were female.

But females should know how some of us feel too. Try to understand what it's like to be a shy beta male that looks average at the very best.

>>314189
>it's important to be considerate of their feelings

I'd rather have blunt honesty. If it wasn't totally fucking insane I'd have them fill out a questionnaire on why I was rejected.

I really don't like this idea of female politeness at all. Recently I asked a girl if she wanted to go out she said, "it's weird, I'll think about it." So I was rejected, so what. Leaving that glimmer of hope (or being strung along which is much worse) is more cruel than being told, "fuck off creep" to my face.

>>314189
>>314196
You shouldn't be dating "forever alones" because you pity them and fear that one day they will shoot up a gym. You should date them if you value loyalty and genuine affection. The most attractive people are most likely to have everyone competing to date them, so they are the most likely to be sleeping around with as many people as they can. Someone who has less options is more likely come to appreciate what they can get.

But hey I'm not telling anyone what to do, I'm just saying date uglier people if you want a stable committed relationship. If you don't care about that too much and just want to bang attractive people, go ahead. Just keep in mind that you'll have a tough time getting loyalty and a high value mate, because to do that you at the very least need high value yourself.

>>314178
again, you're talking to an imaginary group of women that doesn't exist. I'm not your ex-girlfriend. I'm loving, but it's hard to let yourself be loving of a guy when you come on here and read constantly that they all hate us because we're whores and worthless bitches, and that the only reason they'd ever be kind is to eventually fuck you. Is that all there is?

>>314167
men demonstrate their value to women by being understanding and loving. If you were a fucking hobo and made money painting cars, and if you had no friends and had no talents, I'd still love you if you loved me and wanted to go through life and experience things with me and felt that doing things was funner with me by your side, not because you wanted to fuck me and that's all.

I don't care if you're successful or talented. I just want a guy who takes me seriously, who doesn't wish I had bigger tits. All the whorey stuff you see women do, I guarantee that deep down there's a girl who feels like that's her only way in life. I think they all want guys who don't care about that, and want to be with the person that they are and are willing to demonstrate that she isn't just a piece of ass to woo with flowers and jewelery.

>>314196
Exactly. And sure, he is responsible for his actions and the consequences thereof, but those accumulated negative feelings do snowball until some nice bitch does something about it.

>>314202
Heh. Much obliged, anon.

Okay, so you're basically throwing blood and feces into a pirana tank with your post but whatever, your shit is hilariously off base and having no regard for the feelings of others is usually the best way to get laid.

Dude 1: He has a girlfriend, we hung out with her for a bit, but she had work, so we went to another bar, he got three numbers and ended up nailing some blonde broad.

Dude 2: Was wingmanning Dude 1 and got the less attractive girl. Apparently she told him to put on a condom, he refused, and she had to buy plan b this morning. Shit was hilarious.

Dude 3: Disappeared last night. I regroup at his place after taking my slampiece to pound-town and he's wearing a suit and walking out this hot asian broad. We go in and then he tells me that he was just kicking her out so he put on the suit to pretend he had work and had to leave.

As for me, I started dating this chick a week ago and she DD'ed for me and my roving crew of douchebags.... and then I fucked her ridiculously hard, came in her ass, in her vagina (x2) and gave noncommittal answers about my feelings.

Then me and my d-bag crew had mimosas, fried chicken, and waffles, and made fun of the girls that dude 3 and dude 2 slept with, railed some coke in the bathroom, and got dude 1's girlfriend to invite some friends who went topless in the hot tub with us later.

I was the only one who had "regards" for the feelings of the chick I fucked. My old roommate actually got this girl to give him a blowjob and then made her take the bus home, shit was hilarious.

>>314238
You're not all whores and worthless bitches. It's just hard sometimes to constantly be analyzing every single aspect of personality, demeanor, dress and mannerisms of yourself to make sure you're not being 'beta' and as such, too off putting to girls. That's a lot of stress to live with.

>>314214
>less than one

how do you have sex with "less than one" person? you are fucking retarded.

>seeing this girl for few months
>constantly dating, shows both hot and cold signs.
>grows distant suddenly, start hanging out with other guys and group of friends and telling me she's too busy.
>ask her out right, "do you like me?"
>she responds with the regular bullshit: "Oh sorry anon, I was avoiding you because I don't want you to get the wrong message. You deserve someone better than me"
>told her that's the last time I want to speak with her.
>a month ago, she calls me. Saying she was beaten by a guy (who was in one of her circle of friends) whom she was dating
>I told her, "sorry, I'm too busy atm. Really am. I am pretty sure any of your friends out there can help you, right?" and hung up.
>Got a few other missed calls. I blocked her calls after that

>>314189

>But other guys should not bother a girl while she has a boyfriend---that includes attractive, funny guys

Agreed. But the buck stops with the person who is in a relationship.

>mfw I am dating a gorgeous foreveralone female
>mfw we share the same taste in anime and vidya
>mfw she is smart and talented
>mfw I am average at best with nothing to offer her except my love and affection.

>>314238
>and that the only reason they'd ever be kind is to eventually fuck you. Is that all there is?

It depends. For some it's because they want to get laid real bad, for others, it's because they're simply very lonely and just want someone to be there, just feeling loved. The self-confidence is pretty low on most people here due to this. Still, this doesn't mean that robots see in women anything worthwhile beyond their abilty to combat the feeling of lonelyness of theirs. I think most here were in the friendzone of girls and talked a lot with them, so they should know that it's not exactly common to have interesting discussions with women...

I always thought it was funny that the guys who claimed to be about more than sex where the ones that treated every interaction with females as an attempt to get laid

>>314238
>All the whorey stuff you see women do, I guarantee that deep down there's a girl who feels like that's her only way in life.

That's just upsetting.

You sound like a really nice girl anon, I hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.

>Please be my waifu

I know what my next pick-up line's gonna be...

>>314255
If you can't figure it out, then you're probably the one whose intelligence you should be questioning. I admit, I'm really strange and I speak oddly but I'm far from retarded.

>>314238
>men demonstrate their value to women by being understanding and loving.
HAHAHAHAHA no

>If you were a fucking hobo and made money painting cars, and if you had no friends and had no talents, I'd still love you if you loved me
I'm not necessarily calling you a liar but you don't speak for all women.

I think my problem was that i always came on without really showing any visible signs of it.

Like a mix of freakish self control and simultaneously too much control over my emotions.

Simple to fix i think, all i need to know is how you let a girl know that you like them without being too blunt or too subtle.

>>314024

Or from the other side:

This redhead is some guys girlfriend. And she's talking about the relationship with everyone but the one person it pertains to.

>>314282
>men demonstrate their value to women by being understanding and loving.
HAHAHAHAHA no

Not that anon, but, how? I am confused.

never been friendzoned.

never had a girlfriend either.

or sex. i have no opinion on women but single mothers make me fucking sick.

That feel when you have never met a female with the same introverted hobbies as you have and you realize that the only way you're ever going to date a female is by taking up hobbies you don't enjoy and pretending to like things you don't so you don't have to be alone anymore.

>>314230
>If it wasn't totally fucking insane I'd have them fill out a questionnaire on why I was rejected.

Most of the time it is one of the following:
>you aren't up to her standards of physical attractiveness
>you don't make enough money

Men are attractive to women in a few ways: they are incredibly capable at something, they are dominant in their social group, they are desired by other women, they are able to force their will on other people, they are obsessively interested in her. Some combination of even two of these is like fucking crack to women.

Men have similar weaknesses in reverse, of course.

>>314238
You are fucking retarded. Your "ideas" are eighth grade garbage mixed with some sort of wishy-washy excuses.

No, girls are not whores. They are just smart.

Who the fuck would date a guy who can't take care of himself, could never take care of you, and could never take care of a family? I mean, why bother with that faggot?

And he'll like, pretend he's "smart" or "special" but apparently, that doesn't translate into any real world results. Just stupid, empty, words.

That's why these small dick faggots don't get laid. Because they imagine themselves as valuable or worthwhile and whine about not being loved, but the truth is, they do not really deserve love, sex, or probably even "existence" period. They do not do anything in life, or make any noticeable changes.

And if you're a girl who just wants to be loved, you must be fucking hideous. No way. Hot girls won't just accept "love" from some dude, that's what low value girls want.

Hot girls know that their looks are a commodity and use those looks to get a quality guy.

Protip: Quality guys have money because they are actually doing shit with their lives.

>>314291
Are you fucking serious? If all a guy had to do was be understanding and loving to get women then men on here would be doing a lot less whining, don't you think?

We're all really writhing in our own shit here.

Women don't have the ability to come onto this board as a singularity to help guys with their problems and tell them how to say act and feel, and the guys don't have the initiative to do anything the girl's going to tell them to do in the first place.

if you ask me it's a case of the boy who waited too long to have the girl come to him. It was in mine.

I'm prepared to live my life without sex and accept that psycologically i'm not prepared to connect to somebody else. Why everyone else here is caught in making this decision is beyond me.

It's like /r9k/ was always the board where the guys were never quite normfags or just weirdfags.

>>314311
Looks like we've got a fag from a game blog on our hands here.

>>314324
protip: it's a woman. most of what she is pretty true though.

>>314311
>>314333
>>314324

Samefaggotry really invalidates your statement

>>314312
Being understanding and loving is a long process, for one. You can't walk up to a girl and tell her you love her and be her therapist at a whim.
I have many female friends I treat with respect and kindness, but that doesn't mean I fuck them all.

/r9k/ wants women to fuck, not to deal with.

>>314251
it's difficult for girls to maintain the level of high-maintainance that men seem to like as status symbols that they can get the "hot girls". The last guy I was involved with I guess could be considered a forever-alone, and he was so sweet to be with. But then I didn't want to have sex with him yet, and he got angry and dumped me because I had become the bitch that apparently friendzoned him and I was just using him and I'm a whore and everyone always leaves me in the eeeendd, why are you doing this, I hate women etc.
This has happened twice so far... I'm trying not to become bitter like them, but it is hard too when you seem to be worth only sex to men. Can you blame girls for thinking that is how it works?
What I'm trying to say is, we don't fit in a binary, of sexy bitch in charge and ugly geek girl, we're shades of grey too. We're all humans too. We're just like you, even though we seem to be doing a good job of hiding it well I guess, so much so that sometimes a girl falls too deep into it and becomes those high-maintenance whores you all hate you know?

>You're not all whores and worthless bitches.
that's all I wanted to hear from you, /r9k/.... that's all I wanted to hear.

>>314282
No, I guess I don't speak for all women, but I speak for a lot of the ones you hate. The girl seeking a rich successful guy is probably the same one who puts out to make sure she doesn't lose that comfort and security that money brings. They have been wronged by men or THINK that they have, and see men as only a means to an end: security and status.
Those girls are probably a lot more like you than you want to believe...

>>314311
>>314007

This is what serial killers are made of.

What does a tall man bring to a relationship for women?

>>314311

I wish it was still the 1950's too but im not that butthurt about it. jesus

>>314353
what does a female with big breasts bring to a relationship for men?

>be tomboyish
>cannot relate to most girls saying terrible things about nice guys/rejecting guys based on stupid reasons

Actually I don't know why people get in relationships at all before they get close to the person. This goes for both boys and girls. Get to know them first god dommot! Trust me it's magnificent if you find someone that's into the things you're into other than just "oh that person's hot imma date em".

Girls; stop being picky.
Boys; stop whining and keep on truckin'.

I'm sure things will work out better.

>>314311
damn, I think you need a hug.

>>314339
Yeah. Except, those dudes aren't me and I am, in fact, a dude.

It looks like a whiny beta male in the first response, and then a reasonably okay chick in the next, and then you, a tremendous faggot in your post.

I'm just a guy who has to put on knee high boots and wade through the pussy, mostly because there are so few guys with real jobs age 22-25 that this shit is easy. I have a real job, I look fucking amazing, I'm funny as fuck, and I am a dominant douchebag.

I suck. But next to you guys.... I'll get so much ass it's ridiculous.

>>314365
I feel sorry for the woman you con into loving you.

>>314357

Wait a second

So being 6"8 tall works for me in a BIG way?

If you'l forgive the pun

>>314345
Finally, a girl who has a head on her shoulders. I almost lost faith in your gender. I need to meet more girls like you, because I'm sick of the crazy bitches I usually end up with.

>>314361

I like you femanon. Let's be friends and see where it goes from there.

>>314370
I feel sorry for the girls that legitimately do like you.

Since there aren't any of them, I don't feel very sorry at all.

I am afraid of real boys.
They seem so scary and just want me for sexing.
I can't deal with the fear of sex and rejection.
So I got a husbando.
Ahn, it's better this way.

>>314385

o gosh.

>>314397
How does rejection work for females? It's the male that's supposed to ask you out, you can't be rejected.

>>314372
those girls are everywhere. They're even those crazy bitches. They're just hidden under so many layers of self-degradation and delusion that they have to be the crazy bitches or they can't do anything. Maybe after so long and being raised to think that that's all they're worth, there's very little left of them under there.

I guess you need to look for girls that seem to have something underneath even when it's covered in makeup and bitchy behaviour.

I may not speak for all girls, like I said, but I KNOW for a fact that a girl will love a man who really wants to be with the real person she is, not who she acts like or pretends to be for appearances sake. I know it sounds like sappy bullshit...but there's a reason why girls always love the sappy bullshit in TV shows and whatnot.

Don't lose faith in an entire gender. There are as many sorts of girls as there are guys even if it doesn't look that way.

Read it. You fagorts need it.

>>314397

I just want someone I can relate to and share feels and interests with. I'd be happy to jerk off forever if this was possible.

I feel like many posters here misrepresent some of the men here as sex obsessed rather than just lonely like myself.

>>314405

>It's the male that's supposed to ask you out, you can't be rejected.

But that's wrong.

Chicks can ask guys out, girls can be rejected.

Why do you think otherwise?

>>314405
I duno, you guys seem to like really pretty girls who put out, and I don't think I'm that pretty, you know, I have a lot of flaws.
And I am too afraid of sex to ever have it, and he might leave me for it.

That's how.

>>314405

When a guy you like doesn't ask you out, even though you think you're giving signals.

When a guy you like has a different idea of how serious your relationship is, like to him it's just sex, and you think it's more.

>>314024
fuck you and all women who think like that!

>>314411
i dunno, looks to me like John dodged a bullet there, she sounds like a real judgmental cunt

>>314415
Well, I actually never see that happen, and I guess that a girl can allow herself to just wait. Surely there will be some guys that will make an advance.

I was having a good day before I read this thread.

>>314409
Well, shit. I guess my latest crush might not be in vain.
Thank you, fembot.

>>314405
I asked four men to the prom. They were all men I spoke to every day, or said hi to, or hung out with. They all went "eh.... no.." or laughed about how awkward it was and said "I don't know." and since nobody got back to me, I went to the prom by myself and sat with my friends. I had fun with them, but it didn't really hit me until afterwards.

It's pretty shallow of me but sometimes I still cry because of that, all alone, thinking about that guy I'll never ask out. Nobody has ever asked me out on a date. I never thought I was too ugly, I've had people say I was beautiful. I don't know what it is.

>>314031

Remember, what girls and guys are attracted to in the opposite sex is differant.

Guys like girls that are physically attractive.

Girls like guys who have status, fame, money, confidence, etc.

A girl who's average looking can get with a guy that's way more attractive, just needs to find a tall good looking guy that's never played sports, doesn't have status, isn't rich, has some beta and Nice Guy traits, etc.

>>314361
might be, but what if I'm a guy who doesn't want to wait his ass off, just to make the relationship progress somehow.

>>314418
>>314421

I guess it's hard for both of us.

>>314433

The social stigma I think is what influences whether a girl asks the guy out or not.

I know I would be too shy to for that reason like he'd think I'm annoying or something..

Then again I think I have low self-esteem so that may contribute.

But um, yeah they can.

>>314435
don't thank me. You're the one who has reinvented how he thinks, you're the good guy here. And god damn it, you can find someone lovable under there. Show her that you don't care about the status, show her that you want a girl to experience things with, and that THAT'S your thrill.

we're all out there, all over, guys. We're not rare flowers! That's all I can really stress here.

>>314411

That won't make anyone "wise up." All it'll do is reinforce robots' opinions that women are indeed worthless.

>>314411

She basically says she knows he had a major crush on her the whole time, which developed into unrequited love over the years, and she was happy enough to keep things like this, with him there to dote over her whenever she was hurt by other men, until he had to bring it up and ruin everything.

This is text. I honestly don't know how anybody could read this and not get that interpretation from it.

>>314438

Pathetic. I never even went to the fucking prom and haven't talked to a woman outside of common courtesy. Deal with it. If you're a woman it is physically impossible for you to be a forever alone.

>>314411

haha, she has a unibrow at the end of the comic.

who the fuck would want to date a bitch with a unibrow? seriously.

any way, the thing that always bothered me about that thing was that -

first she mentions about going out and "living life" at a young age. Not every one had access to that, be it where they lived or just the way their parents were. Me for example, I lived and grew up in Detroit. It was dangerous outside, safer to stay in.

than she goes into the whole intellectual vs primal thing. I mean, yeah sure that's some girls bag and what ever, but not every ones

Any way, my point is the bitch got a unibrow, and she's full of bull shit. Dude better off finding some other bitch that'll preciate em.

>>314441
identify what you want. Don't put up a pretense for that. Tell her first off.

if you want sex, go to a bar. if you want a relationship, work on that.

>>314441

I honestly don't have THAT much experience with this sort of thing.. But why do you mean by progressing the relationship? Do you mean moving ahead a base or proposing or what? I need a little more context.

>>314452 here

And I should add; she also basically says that women want men to cause them pain and bring drama into their lives.

>>314462

>what* not why.

>>314044

Then you are probably not a 6, you just have low self esteem.

>>314405
On a related note;
In highschool I was picked on a lot, especially boy boys.
I was a typical foreveraone female, and it became a game for really popular guys to ask me out and make fun of me.

They'd come up to my table and flirt with me, all the while I timidly would try to ask them to leave, then they'd ask me out and call me names and make sexual comments, before going back to their friends and laughing about how awkward I was.
I was sexually teased all throughout highschool. It was terrible. I don't know why it happened to me, but it did.
The girls would make fun of me as well, because I was either stupid enough to fall for it, or a whore because I couldn't push boys away from me.

Well, ah, so, yeah. boys are scary.

>>314439
>just needs to find a tall good looking guy that's never played sports, doesn't have status, isn't rich, has some beta and Nice Guy traits, etc.
I really wish I knew where to find someone like this. He doesn't even have to be tall.

>>314189
I am grateful for you stating this opinion.
I've yet to find a girl like this where I live. It's hard.

and most girls have a bf anyway. It's so fucked up sometimes. you see a girl you like, start talking wih her and after a while, she lets you know one way or another she has a bf.

always ending up with nothing and can't do anything about it, destroys you from the inside. inb4 crawlan in my skin

>>314464
it's cause bitches THRIVE on that shit.

>>314024
>Look: If you've got a cute face, are in shape (swimmer's bodies are especially yum) and can make us laugh, well then... you'll know you're in with a chance instinctively. But if we're shutting you off (most often because we don't consider you particularly attractive), then why insist?

ITT: OP is a materialistic gold-digging whore.
Way to keep the stereotype going sis.

I'm 29 and almost bald, I'm not fat but I do have a belly growing.
All while fucking a cute 22 y/o.

Talk to me again about attractive being mandatory.

This thread makes me feel old. Just freaking chill out, eventually your smarts will get you someone most likely. If you're not compatible with normal girls then oh well, there are plenty of people out there who would like you for who you are. They'll just be harder to find. Stop getting upset because people are telling you that unless you drive an Audi you're never going to experience a blowjob.

>>314470
You're not special. I'm a man and girls did the same shit to me.

>>314428

Poor guy.

The bit you really need to focus on is where she says she loves to fight with her boyfriend. What she's ACTUALLY saying (which even she doesn't realise) is that she just wants to feel a range of emotions.

If you meet a girl, complement her on her ear rings. Then tell her that you think your sister has similar, and they look stupid on your sister. Oh oh oh I don't mean on you... well maybe a little bit hehehe (busting her balls)

Nah I'm only jokin. So what was your first pet? Really? me too! ... Nah I'm just kidding. I've actually got a new puppy. He's 9 weeks but he's a bit weak. I've taken him to the vet and my housemate and I give him these pills twice a day. Poor little guy. He sort of reminds me of my grandma...

etc etc etc

she's felt happiness, playful anger, connected with you, felt sad, happy again, you're talking about your family.

This is the roller coaster they NEED. You think being her slave and agreeing with her the whole time fulfills her?

>>314470

I'm sad now. Fuck school, those were horrible times. Find a good group of friends and forget about those assholes.

Why do i always feel like i was born to do something magnificent

But never quite know what it is

But lie there knowing it will be done?

>>314496
yup yup
I wouldn't be that direct with it, but yeah those are all things you need to start doing if you want a girl to stick around

>>314470

No idea how this happens.

None at all.

I was a bear then, am a bear now and used to exist in high school purely to stop these things happening.

If it's any consolidation there are guys who are just plain chivalrous and nice without trying to get inside your ladyhole. In my highschool days i returned strangers wallets, possessions and gave up my seat, last out the door. I used to pick on the guys who did this to girls almost all the time. Even after the first girl i liked turned me down.

Though i don't know about America. I hear over there things just arn't the same.

>>314496
even then. if you're a hideous cave troll like myself, you're gonna end up in the friendzone.

>>314519
nobody needs to be a hideous cave troll.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/loseit/sets/72157626414086985/show/

>>314517
I came here to laugh at whores and now you've made me sad.

>>314517
dude. i was the same way. i'd even push it a step further and start bullying the rich, douchey kids. one time after one of them particularly viciously made one of my friends cry, i robbed his ass. took everything in his wallet, and then went and made a donation to the MS fund in his name.

dude was holding about 500 bucks.

>>314515
this is such bullshit.

i feel like i'm never going to win. i haven't even got in the cockpit and you're going on about pugachev's cobra.

what the fuck am i supposed to do with ZERO experience, not even female friends?

>>314525
i have busted up knees and can't afford the surgery for knee replacement. i can't work out because i don't wanna end up in a wheelchair.

shitsux. but whatever.

>>314517
I don't know.
Probably because I was attractive, but I didn't play the role, or whatever I was supposed to do.
I think they were angry with me.

>>314537
You're supposed to give up.
Hell, I have too. Fuck playing those games. Love may be all I want, but at a certain point it's not worth it, I'd rather just die.

>>314519

Hey mate, get at least a little bit fit, and then the rest will come. You DO NOT need to be Brad Pitt to pull this shit off. That's the whole point!

You see it all the time. "She's with THAT guy??? WTF?"

That's YOU.

>>314525

I kind of look the before picture for the asian guy: alex kim. I'm the same height and weight as him, 5'11" 225 lbs, but forsome reason I have a bigger gut and bigger man titties. Sucks... Super self conscious about it... I have friends bigger than me going out looking for women, but I don't even try because I figure they won't want me anyway. Sucks man...

>>314024

Actually I think the reason you don't date me is because I'm a homosexual.

I mean I guess I could date you, but I want a boyfriend on the side I can actually have sex with.

>>314568
not who you were responding to, but
that WAS me. Then she cheated on me and dumped my ass
Whoever said that "it's better to have loved and lost" was obviously not a foreveralone neckbeard who had one girl come into his life and then cheat on him and leave him in the dirt

>>314568

>working out for girls

>>314613

Where did I say "working out"? I said "at least a little bit fit". If you're an obese monster and sitting back saying "why don't girls love me for who I am", then... well I was going to help you out there, but I think you're too stupid to follow.

So just sit there, growing layers, thinking you're worthy. Thinking you can force a girl to put up with your unfathomable blubber just because "well if she truly loves me".

Where is your love for her? You should WANT to give her something nice. You should WANT to get up out of your fucking char, idiot.

>>314649

>implying im not in better shape than you and most of autists on /r9k/

>>314525
>That feel when I did that and I am still too shy to talk to girls

Was never a best to begin with, but I was all fat and no muscle. Now I lost 8 kg and transformed a lot of fat in muscle. But I am still the same inside.

>>314717

> I'm a dickhead who completely missed the point and then got butthurt, which indicates I was right on the money

>>314748

calm down bro, youre getting full on mad.

its not my fault you cant follow your own advice and get into shape

>>314345
are you from czech?

Shit. I'm more offended by that fucking comic than anything else in the thread. It isn't even funny.

>>314482

My grandma smoked all her life, and she died 97 years old. And people say that it damages your health, hah!

The more I hear about women the more it confuses me. Really, what the fuck? Thank god I earn enough to get an escort at least once or twice a week. Otherwise I'd be a permavirgin.

okay aspies let me clear some things up:
>OP is not a girl
>neither is anyone else in this thread
>OPs picture is an exaggerated version of the truth, but partially true nonetheless
>you're getting trolled pretty badly

lol at virgins being mad at women because women never liked them in the first place

>>314818
>Escort twice a week

Jesus man.

>>314818
you're still as pathetic as a permavirgin, escorts don't give you any bragging rights at all, it just means you've essentially given up

>>314831
It's more fun than fapping, I promise.
>>314832
But good anon, I have already given up long ago. I tried to get normal ways the first 25 years of my life, with little success. Some are not made for it.

I've never seen so much bias in one thread altogether. Never. Ignoring the fact only "nice guys" are being discussed.

everyone_is_upset.wmv

>>314850
>It's more fun than fapping, I promise.

Probably, but how much do you spend? Once every week/two weeks would be enough. If you do it less it feels better and you spend less.

>>314502
sorry to dissapoint you anon. about 75% (pulling out of my finger) of male population do have that feeling. but it grows weaker and weaker the more time you just lay down and know it will come. eventualy you ll forget about that feeling and will be just laying down crying why am i foreveralone and never done anything with my life. get up. now. eventualy you still got some self esteem, with that feeling of yours, it should be easy to work it out to the mothefucking top.
also, too much books /series/ movies/ games. most likely mild fatasy books when u were child. i dont mean the garbage fantasy, i mean real good books. now get the fuck off

>>314872
100-200 usally.
Wait, are you trying to explain me less sex is more fun?

>>314895
The more you do something, the less fun it becomes. When I have very full days and only an hour to relax and browse the internet/play some games, I enjoy it vastly more then when I have all day free. If you do it less, you savor it more.
And you'd probably be rich with all the money you keep, but if you can allow yourself to spend that I guess you already are.

THis is why I've given up on finding a girlfriend.
I dont't have a cute face, I'm too sick to ever be in perfect shape (I do my best though) and nobody finds me particularly attractive.
So I just figured, why the fuck bother? Even if I do find a girl, she'll eventually just leave me for one of the better looking, stronger, healthier guys.

>>314923
You know, that forever alone stuff gave me enough time to study something actually useful.
I get your point, but no. It makes me happy so I'll glady spend my money on it. I don't have any other expensive hobbies so it's alright.

>>314044
> no one replies to the troll
> /r9k/, I'm really proud of you

>>314024
I drove a girl that i liked 1200km so she could see a friend of hers for 5 hours.
She said that i was the nicest guy she ever met because i wasn't trying to get in her pants.
She moved away.
She keeps complaining that her new boyfriend is an asshole.
She says she wishes that she could find someone as nice as me.
She wont ever love me.

And i don't even give a fuck

>be vidya-obsessed basement dweller w/ zero social skills
>lose weight, get fit
>receive compliments
>actively approached by women
>unable to follow through due to zero social skills
>THAT FEEL