>I wish I had an ex
>but I've never had sex

Up at night
Feeling like a maggot
Dayum i was right
OP is a faggot

>>312432
another problem you have is not being able to rap

yo

postin from my phone because I ain't got Internet at home

watching these fine bitches hoping they'd throw me a bone

but they don't, so now I just wanna get faded

look back and my life and wonder when the fuck I got so jaded

thinking about a normal life with a wife and a couple kids

realize that shit ain't happenin and that's just the way it is

so I'm typing these rhymes from this shitty mobile phone

cause maybe r9k knows what it's like to be forever alone

PEACE

I see them everywhere
brown black blonde red hair
They're creeped out by my stare
It really isn't fair

No hope no christian prayer
No fixing no repair
I give the girls a scare
Ugly as fuck I swear

Just want a girl named Claire
Or a housewife on an affair
Some guys have all the flair
I just live in despair

>I've been running 4chan since 2008
>Dishing out my anger cause inside I hate
>Sad betas who whine about not having girls
>Spending their last dollar buying some whore pearls
>Well my dick reeks of pussy so I guess I'll just read
>Laugh at these sad fools getting head smoking weed
>I could be even meaner but I don't wanna be petty
>Just gonna reach in my trench coat and eat this spaghetti

I'm in love with her
but she's in love with him
I guess I'll just have sweaty sex
with her best friend kim

got the last 30$ on me, wtf i'm gonna do
nobody to help me here, im about the explode
and last night i called you with a drink on my hand
i was gonna tell you i cant get you outta my head
i'm broke, i'm fucked, i'm dumped in a fucking shithole
but all i thought about you was you girl
and you treated me like i'm an asshole
then just flushed it on me

realized that i fucked up bad this time
noone to help me, im gonna explode
and the all people around me
only concerned about the mess i'll leave
after i die

ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
ass
STOP

>NOW MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER HAMMERTIME

Things just ain't the same for failures
Times is changing, young betas is aging,
Becoming alphas on the chans and changing,
To make way for these new names and faces, but
The strangest things can happen from channin', when
Moot gets wrapped up in image and actin,
Jewgold gets snapped up and wrapped in canvas,
Wasted on normals when it happens, that's it.

OH NO
I GOT NO RESPECT
Can't get a GIRL cause I can't get a PAYCHECK
Had enough of America so what the heck
I'll pay my shit and move to fucking Quebec
But I don't speak french so they just won't understand me
My little brothers the only guy who still thinks I'm the man, see.

Laying on my bed
It's late night
I can't sleep
It's horrifing

I hear a noise
A broken window glass
I open my door
I get to the floor
And walk the dinosaur

DEM NIGGERS
DEM NIGGERS

They're everywhere

Coming home from work I walk through the front door
And what the fuck you know I see that trifling ass whore

On the couch with Justin, that punk bitch from high school

Shit, my hand's already on the 9 by the time she's telling me to keep my cool

First round hits the slut in her mouth
Bitch shoulda known niggas who fuck with me get snuffed the fuck out

Second and third hit that faggot Justin in his fuckin chest
Fucked the wrong nigga's bitch so his ass got put straight to rest

All of a sudden outside I hear "FREEZE, POLICE!"
And just for a second I think I feel my heartbeat cease

But motherfuck that, this nigga ain't doing life bars
For a cheating slut and a backstabbing punk who can't keep it in his draws

I'm going out like a true /k/ommando, a fuckin ruthless maniac
I grab the nugget off the shelf and get ready to put some niggas on their back

some of these are pretty good

moar

Until i drop out and die
never say that i didint try
to spit rhymes that suprise
watch you widen your eyes and say why
but no matter how long before i get my break
i'mma keep spitting hard till i hit my grave
i'mma support my babe
i'mma take what i gave
and give you the best hit you ever got quick
look it's merlin and he kills when he spits
he breaks bones when he hits
and cracks stones when he rips
so feel free to just sleep on me
i'll kill your fucking mom
and give you a reason to weep for free
don't you see?
Everyone that threw dirt on me is DONE
i'm the sickest kind of madman
i commit crimes for fun
and even though my wallets low
i wouldn't want to sign SO
one day when i explode
You'll be the one that's cold
.....
An actual rapper trying to make it lol. so my problems relate well

Shit, you tell me how a kid who never goes outside
Is expected to find a nice girl and make her a bride
Supposed to seek her out but all I do is hide
I want it so bad yet I haven't even tried

It's so easy in my room
No overwhelming sense of gloom
It doesn't even matter whom
All girls just fill me up with gloom

Man I wish I was a fag
Get approached by men and have a shag
But I don't wanna suck on some dudes teabag
So I'll just hope one day I find a hag

I used to think that women were women and bitches were bitches
but now I'm switchin my position, both'll treat you no different
you see I learned a lesson and that's that bitches never change
They just beg for your attention but can't give your heart the same
so FUCK you and FUCK everything you thought of me
girl you ought to see all the love that you done tore out of me
so on to the next while you're habits keep you drownin
you're an ice queen bitch go and keep your fuckin crown
and I know I'm a star and I'mma make something of me
and when I'm makin money and I hear you cry for hubby
I'll take you on a date, I'll give you all the odds and ends
bitch I'll keep this up for MONTHS and then I'll say your just a friend
Then you'll start cryin like "i really thought you loved me"
deal with the consequences karma, it gets really ugly
Ended determining whether I wanted love or the chedder
but it had worked for the better cause i'm in love with the feta

I'm a player,
I'm a motherfucking pimp
and I get more ass
than the american horror story gimp
i got people in charge of
i delegate work
I got the system going smooth
And I act like a jerk
And those little tiny girlies
Age of eighteen years old
I got the money to take em out
Stick my dick in all their holes
And I drive a nice car
Bumpin rap everywhere I go
When I see your fucking girlie
Bump the brakes and drive slow
Gotta enjoy life now and I ain't even messing
Cause I ain't feeling the affects of this recession
Cause you'll get to taste the sweetest pussy honey
When your bank account is overflowing with money

Every day it's the same fuckin' shit
Coffin nails and K-pins I'm tryin' to quit
Killin' myself slowly cause' life's a bitch
Too bad she won't fuck me but I can't really blame her
I'm all my relationships I'm a saboteur
Long drives at night aiming for trees
Tired of livin' with my moms I just want to be free
Spent six long years wasting my life what the fuck does that mean?
Everything goes to shit around me I spend my days feeling like a machine

>>312572
hahahha good jorb

I don't have a car
I don't even have a bike.
and all of the girls that I know are dykes.
The city I live in
is full of knife fights
I wanna go smoke
but it's cold outside.
Listen up niggaz
i'm totally serious
my career prospects
are mysterious
I go to a school
and I study primatology
I'll never make money
in this volatile economy
iran's gonna nuke
tell aviv
that sucks
It's been 3 months
since i've gotten fucked
I'm a sick MC
and my stylez is rough
i'm on R9k
and thats probably enough
to convince you that
my life fuckin sucks
I'm allergic to almonds
and also walnuts

The cops are dicks
and my parents are too
and the government and business
are conspiring to kill you
I don't have a job
and i'm living off the system
and I just got friend zoned
cause "we're just like brother and sister!!"

I stay up late a lot of the time
my parents on my case like its a fuckin crime
they all like "get out there son, you in your prime"
but instead im on r9k thinkin up a ryhme

wake up at night never go out in the day
but the first world's got internet so my rooms a nice place to stay
parents nag through the night, gotta keep em at bay
but why go to bed? there's vidya i wana play

wake up next day its already noon
i know i should think about getting a job soon

mom pulls me aside tells me the deal
i can get a job or leave, shit just got real
go out lookin for a job, take the soccer-mom mobile,
make awkward eye contact with another driver, you know that feel?

tells me about an italian place, to find it took kinda long,
the moment im in there i realise its all wrong
every ones proffesional i get this vibe i dont belong
but theres this real hot chick i wana poke with my schlong.

now i look back over my ryhme complete it i must
i realize it's shit, the whole things a bust
in life, my ability to fail is the only thing i can trust
and thats why my application is still sitting in the dust

i hate myself but don't wanna die
i love nicotine but i don't wanna get high
I'm white and from the suburbs so not allowed to complain
my life is so dull so dry so mundane
i feel I'm going insane trapped inside of my brain
still I'm scared to reach out what if I'm met with disdain
so i take refuge in robot nine thousand
fucking 4chan all day you know Ill be browsing

>>313355
I liked it

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzblox

Ten thirty eight I should pass the fuck out.
Aint slept in three days what the fuck's it all about?
When I wake up in the mornin' there aint shit out there for me.
Just a tedious job extending to infinity.

When I think too hard I start to get vexed,
Wonder how I got here, why I'm typing this text,
People who I used to know living in the NYC,
Friends I got now as pathetic as me.

So much pressure to achieve, too much pressure to succeed,
No role models just piles of pills and weed,
Remind myself daily that my hard work will pay off,
Difficult to see if it's a crest or it's a trough,

Will I make it (will I make it?)
Can I take it (can I take it?)
Can I do it (can I do it?)
Get through it? (get through it?)

Anger building up inside,
thoughts beginning to collide,
And I realize it's time to rise it's fuckin' west side,
My life's been set back,
I've gotten off track,
But I won't concede I only need a sweet counterattack.

In the middle of exam block 8 down 5 to go
Already fucked up half because I work so damn slow
One in every 5 questions contain something I know
I've wasted two years of my life I want something to show.

I just need a total score of 30
To get into a good university
It's my only hope that I won't be
Still here in 10 years typing
'woe is me"

I have no practical skills to fall back on
Can build a house or cook a fucking crouton
My love life is sadder than Rivers in "Pinkerton"
My only hope is to study the makeup of a positron

But still I sit wasting time browsing r9k
Making shitty rhymes that no one will see
I even have to use a fucking rhyming dictionary.
Fuck me, I'm going to fail environmental chemistry

i found a new love
and its called r9k
if I'm gonna be in hiding
this is the place I'm gonna stay
my family thinks that I'm gay
cause i never got any play
but thats alright I'm not worried..
they're bitches and whores anyway
so if its try what they say
and every dog has his day
when its my turn ill escape the leash
never come back tied up the same way

yo nigga what, uh
put it in my butt, uh

holy shit good job man. that's some serious effort. i commend thee.

Not physically fit
Or academically smart
If I'm not hurting my lungs
Then it's my liver or heart

My friendships are fading
My bank account's dry
Sometimes I feel like
I'm just waiting to die

>>313355
mad skill homie, mad respect yo.

I am eating a sandwich that isn't very good. (Yeah)
I really wish I was eating something that was good. (uh)
The chicken is dry, the bread isn't rye, I think I might cry because I'm too shy
To ask someone to teach me cook
And I don't have enough money to buy a good book.
So I'll just sit at r9k and have a good sook.
While my I eat my shitty sandwich made with chook

>>313757
Yo nigga, holla holla get $, THUG KYFE yknowmsayin

late night 4chan after another crazy weekend
cheated on my girlfriend with her best friend
the bitch cried but i didn't even try and lie
i told her if she wants the dick i get to pick
im gonna fuck who i want
and her insecurities im gonna taunt
fucking whore cried
knocked her on her side
fucked her so good she forgot all about
now im gonna make her fund my coke habit

Had depression all my life, always had to deal with the strife
Made me act a fool and fall out of the 'good' life
I didnt even care tho, no one understood why I was so low
They would maybe ask and id brush it off, tell them im fine and im in a rush
Then I'd go back to class actin happy tellin myself to shush
fuck it tho I rhyme now because its what r9k do
fuck whores n bitches its like a groupie gangbang all at school
never makes sense tho wish i could die,
cept im too big of a pussy n cant even try
guess everything happens for a reason right?
thats bullshit if you want change you make change n you'll see the light
I dont even know if this sounds good anymore, but I dont even care cuz my life is poor
I try to be happy but shit dont work its like im runnin in circles tryin to find that certain spark
This was garbage but I typed it in the dark

>>314195

jk lol i aint that alpha
ive never had a girlfriend
my singleness will never end
i want to fap but its no fap novemeber
fuck you porn, return to sender

Roses are red, violets are blue
Rap is for niggers
I wish I had a girlfriend.

>>314223
>dis nigga killed it

>>314208
Just look into my eyes and you'll see the sorrow
some shit that I wish I could give off and let someone borrow
But I'm stuck with it for life, it will always follow
If I had one wish it would be to actually be happy with nothin to bring me down
Bein able to walk around lookin at town with anything but a frown
Because life would be enjoyable and it would be worth the effort for to not feel down
Fuck the world all we have is one wish
to be happy and never have to worry about a bitch
be with the real one that actually loves you and wont never leave you for someone rich

Chilling on campus, acting like a scholar,
spittin that game,
I'm a lyrical baller,
another day another holler,
While I be stacking mad dollars.

Wrists all red from my masochistic glee
Semen clogging on my bloodied keys
Masturbatin's all I do, since I can't be with you
I'll just sit alone and crank it to my own tune
My niggers' always askin if I wanna leave the house
Ignore their texts, picture myself pulling up her blouse
Mammaries roasting in the oven of my mind
Thinkin bout what spices I'd put on your behind
Cum spurts, plasters my monitor with rage
Guess it's nighty night, just another page
In my book, my story of being lonely and boring
Dick's redder than my arms, pass out, no setting alarms
A neckbeard aint got a reason to get up early
Now it's time to dream of being burly
Fuck bitches, get money.

I'm really hungry
I need food
All I have in the fridge is... poos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1WFjYIlm3g

We need some beats

Original poster here still angry still hating
Didn't think my thread would survive the migration
Big cocks in this thread, time for castration
Wish the girlies could hear my voice, masturbation
Chose Gambino for the pic cause I wish I had his flow
Sitcom money weekly damn I wish I had his dough
And I never even see her but I wish I had his ho
I'll take any cute girl provided she can blow
But all I do is spit my raps on arcanine
Making fun of you cause you lack a fucking spine
I'm a cancerous rapper your test results are benign
Worth about as much as a bag of franzia wine
But to get your girlie girlie I don't gotta get drunk
Stay sober fuck that pussy you can call me CM Punk
Cause I when I pull out my junk it goes splunk splunk
Bang her and the roommate, the beds are bunk
Still going in this thread at 3 in the morn
Gotta spit this flow my dick's too tired for porn
I'ma finish up not to toot my own horn
But raps in this thread coming out stillborn

>>314338
It's hypocritical for you to bring down our raps
Your dick's got the stamina of an old man who plays craps
At a table, surrounded by other old farts
Each thinkin in their hand lies a damn peice of art
Just like OP who brags like a 12 year old after taking two sips
Of vodka, talkin to their friends about vagina lips
That was you wasn't it?
The attention seeking little shit
Anyway, enjoy my rap
I think I'll go fap
Thinking of the pain I just caused you
Twelth time today, more than you'll ever do

I'm a niggah still living at his parent's abode,
Downloadin' porn and blowin' his load.

When girls look at me I turn my head away,
They laugh at my spaghetti and imply that I'm gay.

I wanna be a general but something's starting to stick,
I just can't picture Napoleon beating his dick

>>313315
>I'm allergic to almonds
>and also walnuts

I lost my shit right here, fantastic

I wish I had the confidence to spit this on youtube
I know if I tried I could be the next Ice Cube
Rape this game so hard I gotta put on lube
What the fuck am I saying I aint even touched a boob
Since September got an Amber
I still remember her mouth on my member
Should probably call her, not enough of a baller
If I only had a dollar and was a few inches taller
Then all the bitches on this earth would be on my dick
Show up everyone jealous cause I got a different chick
This girl's name is Nicki
Her booty is so thicky
And I just got a quicky
Shake her hand cause it's sticky
But there is no Nicole to let me stick it in her hole
Just an emptiness in my soul
And an Xbox console
Copy of Fifa I stole
Hey look I just scored a goal
With Messi, or Rooney
Someone who isn't puny
Pretend I'm George Clooney
I'm seriously going looney
Cause I'm nobody nothing, a whisp of air
If I died tomorrow nobody but my momma would care
Glad to be a White American but couldn't I be an heir?
Anybody got a million dollars to spare?
Cause I'll write a line for every last cent
Spend all day listening to beats just trying to invent
Pick up on that shit like a dog with a scent
Just focused and ready giving 100%
Go harder than Neil Patrick during the musical Rent
Long Island New York, I gotta represent
Christmas came early, this here's your present

>>314391
You spend half your rap talking about the old playing poker
Don't know if you're an idiot or just crazy like the Joker
One thing I do know is you're probably a pot smoker
Cause those versus you be spitting are quite mediocre
I don't brag 12-years-old
I bag 12-year-olds
Tie em up in my house so cold
They feel completely controlled
But that pussy just like gold
See if you could get hold
Of a young hot chick you wouldn't go on the attack
Rhyming fap with rap, showing you're a hack
Here's my payback, can you take a crack at this smack?
I know you lack the skills to fight my mack

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vl1PfhFS2BLaEgu0n

>>314507
I'll fight your mack like Bernie, it's never too soon
To compare a legendary actor to a baboon
You can't keep focus, your flow may be thick
But you're switchin' your plot like Sasha Grey on a dick
Changin' colour but it's all the same
Black cocks, white cocks, still the same game
Postin witty retorts and >implying
Then crawling in the corner and crying
At the state of your life
You'll never have a wife
But maybe if you wan't we could hook up some time
Nothing gay about two niggers sucking between rhymes
Declare our love in a charter
Bitch I'll be your Konata
Just gimme that number
And I'll arrange our slumber

I've got no dramas, but got no vibe
been going with the flow, can't fight the tide
got a good job, good wife, good home
but can't stop thinking; can't leave it alone
I could be anything if I put my mind to it
but got no inspiration, no urge to "just do it"

I've got skills to pay the bills
but it leaves me empty inside
it don't give me no thrills
need something to give me drive

>>314552
Your coming onto me like I came onto your sister
I know I'm alpha but I won't just be your mister
But thanks for making my hell swell up like a blister
This supposed to be a battle but you just an ass kisser

They say game recognize game but it's a damn shame
You're so quick to proclaim I deserve all the fame
Sadly I still think you're lame, your shit sounds all the same
There's no need to blame, you'll just never have acclaim
No thousand dames just screaming your name
Think you on fire, but you just a flame

And when it comes to flames I just love to put em out
But I lost you in the closet, can you hear me when I shout
It's alright to be yourself, nobody's buying the rhymes you spout
Glad talent isn't water cause you'd be in a droughtttttt

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

This crazy "Rap" poetry is Outta-Sight!

No car, no license, no school, no job
I sit around all day like a fat lazy slob
I get depressed looking at figures and clothes
How long will I remain NEET? who knows

At least I have a man who loves and respects me
But we can't move in together until I've got financial autonomy
I've got the figure I like, just ten pounds too big
I can easily get rid of it but I'd rather be a pig

Food is good and exercise takes work
I might have a workout buddy if I wasn't such a jerk

I guess it could be worse
It really could be
This lazy personality is a curse
It's a problem I could so easily correct
But how do I defeat
my one greatest defect?

My life? Well what the fuck do you wanna know
I guess it's kinda boring
I got so much time, but I don't fuck with hoes
Well shit man here we go
hold on
Just let me gather my fans
This is where I talk bout how my last shag was my hand
and how nothing goes according to plan
like how I've never had a one night stand
and that shit ain't supposed to bother me
But it does, man and I can't seem to find a nice place to land
my mind, that's lifted off and been flying through space
no life isn't a race, but I've still gotta chase
these dreams and these goals, but dude really I don't know just where they might go
I'm too busy, I ain't got no time, there's always someone better than I, just all these excuses

I might fail, I'm too afraid to try
I'm doomed, but I can't really see why
Except for I can see it clearly
these thoughts and emotions are just merely
my brain. chemically unbalanced.

ITT: first world problems
You niggas is just a bunch of fucking whiny ass goblins

>>314711
Yeah, I know.... that's pretty much the point of my rap
;_;
I'm just lazy and pathetic

>>314711

Hey man... Don't be a Square!

>>314670
If it's a drought then I'm Texas, you're Ethiopia
Your rhymes lie stagnant, mine are in a utopia
Your denial's just deflection
But you'd probably give me an infection
No ass kissing for me, thanks, I'm done with analingus
Wouldn't go there with you anyway, due to all the fungus
No-one's buying my rhymes because they aint for sale
Turns out sell outs like you always tend to go stale
You came on to my sister? Good for you, she needs the self esteem
Growing up with a dope brother can do that to a teen
Now you go running home, I think you've said enough
Even if crying on mummy's shoulder can be pretty tough
You're rap's mediocre, it's time to stop
Oh, by the way. Want some sauce with that chop?

Yo im William
Used to be cool
Stopped giving a fuck
Now im forever alone
Now ill stay at home
My moms crackhead boyfriend just died
Left 2 kids and fuck all else
Meanwhile my dad's strapped, hes buying a house
Team fortress 2
Its all i do
Like i give a fuck
From me to you

>>314740
If I take that chop, will your rhymes just stop?
Cause I've already dropped
These niggaz like a racist cop.
All you say is a flop
Wipe it up with this mop
Better get used to cleaning this mom-and-pop
Store,
Cause your future involves cleaning the floor
Posting on 4chan saying your ex is a whore
Nobody wants any more
Had it with your pathetic roar
Now I'll just put you on ignore
Cause I bet your ass is sore
So please Mr. Texas
Leave like Daniel Bryan did the nexus
And tell your sister Alexis
To put some ice on her solar plexus

Yeah!! Feel the Groove, Man!

>>314800
You win, I'm too tired to continue. Thank you for making my evening.

>>314816
take care, fellow r9k spitter

Yall ready for the whitest few lines ever written? i thought so.

I'm on some next level shit
ya'll are some low level doo-dudes
we rip that next hit
and try to stay true dudes
but this isn't your path
this isn't your time
if you were never good at math
there's no way you'll bust rhymes

Man I wish I could find the motivation,
Or the determination, to become amazing,
I know I have the potential, but I aint caucasian,
I'm treated like bacteria in a war against germination,
I might as well give up now and retire like a hermit to my imagination.

I live in my own reality, clutching to my dregs of sanity,
Insecurities are rife, fuck vanity, I feel like a manatee,
I'd kill just to feel neutrality, So i take these pills and hit this weed,
In my eternal time of need to reach self-profanity,
Family and friends are getting madder and madder at me,
But I still can't quite grasp the gravity,
That this path only leads to insanity.

No Man... Don't stop the Rhythm!

That's exactly what the MAN wants!!!

Keep Rhyming!!!

And now it's time for sexy times
And nasty rhymes
With twists and turns
so thick the beat listens and learns
and adapts so I can churn out rhymes like one at a time all on the fly, oh good god why
do you sit here all day
and let the time melt away
this isn't a game, there is no time to play
I just can't figure out how to make my own way
But one day soon these bitches will pay
a price to see me.

Your rhymes are weak
it's coherence you seek
in this lyrical catastrophe
that you claim is unique

You claim your rhymes are fresh
like a new folgers brew
Your lyrics are a mess
We've been in this scene since 1942

We've constructed diamond hard beats
The kind that put asses in seats
Snapping our fingers as applause 'cause clapping is weak

We know you kind, your rhymes,
your braggadocio flows like wine
But original? That you are not
Your skills aren't hot, they're recycled, rehashed, re-purposed beats from my generation's spirit, that lyrical merit set to bongo beats in the streets and underground poetry meets filling hearts and minds with the sublime essence of verbal skill that never paid the bills, Selling out? that's for pretenders and posers, we were loners spitting rhymes just for fun, we melted down your records on the run from the fascist state assembled pop-record corporate machine, soulless, faceless, cannibalistic, consuming art and artists to increase their bottom line, you'd better escape on time before your shrink wrapped, packaged, and slapped with a price tag.

Yeah, I know you mad, getting told off by the boomer generation, the first in the nation to make artistic endeavours more than a mental vacation, yeah we LIVED poetry, we BREATHED art...

And all of this Rap in here, it just smells like a fart.

Go to a rager and see you are bored
you tripped over the electrical cord
as you tried to move to my location
you thought to fuck me was your vocation
but i said hell naw dawg that aint right
if i dont work for it that pussy aint tight
so i went and hit up another girl
as the previous one went to hurl
i said to myself lord god thank you
i didnt want to have to burn her like a jew
i found another bitch i wanted to bone
you were across the room all alone
i walked up to her and she said hey
i just kissed her and pulled her away
we went upstairs and i ripped off her clothes
from her newly bleached hair to her manicured toes
i unzipped my fly and pulled out my dick
and shoved her face down so that she could lick
i started getting harder as she started to gag
i told her i hope you arent on the rag
as i threw her on the bed her tampon fell out
well i guess that last statement was without a doubt
i hadnt realized she was innocent until too late
as i committed a cherry creampie myself i started to hate
as i finished inside her she started to cry
she looked up at me and said "oh brother why!"

Yeah, First of all, you lack coherence
as my sister in arms was kind enough to reference
Your stories contain what barely passes for flow
don't you know that rhyming words is just a part of the show?

You have to tell a story about pain or glory,
Emotional turmoil, Hatred, Sadness and Joy.

Sure you could rhyme about where your Cock at
And all these little bitches that you call "Phat"
But in the end you lack drama, so go back to your mamma
Ask her to whip you senseless for pretending to step
With your weak ass words that lack a modicum of depth

I've seen you before, thumbing through your thesaurus
Trying to look up words that rhyme with "her clitoris"
Wondering which is best to mumble,
"Fat Dick" "Hard Cock" or even "Cum Filled"

Look, if you are going to do this right, Your rhymes must be tight
And we're not talking about some hoe that you know,
took out to the show, laid low and told where your cum should go.

We need Meaning in these lyrics,
Not a lesson on your narcissism, your plagiarism,
your inability to form a conversation.

You can keep bragging 'bout yourself
But your rhymes are bad for my health
So enough with this intellectual banter,
suffice it to say, this thread gave me cancer.

I've always been that shy kid that never talked much
But I've got opinions like oh fuck
Except that I've never expressed them
for fear of losing my friendships
I could watch a conversation go by
and think to myself "oh shit, man" "oh my"
I'm actually really nice guy
but I've got some issues
that are all in my head
and not solved with tissues
but are solved with misuse
of alocohol and drugs
man, let's go get fucked up
so I can forget about my life
if even just for one night
but now the bars are all closed
it's time to go home
except for now I'm blacked out
I'm told I did something crazy
But I never remember it.

>>315075
I know I cant be the only one to see the irony in your tirade,
You're acting all high and mighty, like a spoilt brat high on lucozade,
In actuality, I bet you're like Zyzz mirin' his own ways,
I bet your the type to take part in cross board raids,
and then start a new thread stating how 4chan's got cancer, it's got a case of the aids,
You think you're so clever, you think you're so brave,
But your brain's so wired to loving yourself, you've deluded yourself into thinking you've got game,
You're Hipster in the notion, "I'm different; I'm not the same!"
Better take a sip of this potion quick cause it's a cure for disdain.

>>314937
I can't quite work it out,
Is this guy in his 90's or is he just spouting shit from his crazy spout?
Raving like an old man about the old days, touting shit about sellouts,
Someone needs to call the crazy van, and get this man out,
cause I fear if he stays in here to long, the heat might get too much for him and pass out.

Fuck you OP, I lol'ddddxcfdxxxoriginalman

need some vocaroo up in this joint

>>315594
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v8wMa5LCePzQr3hus

dat battle shit yo

>>316279
Haha I've never heard such shit before.

Fucking americunt whiteboys