> be 15
> first girl friend
> go to her house
> meet her parents they like and trust me, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
> She takes me to her room.
> Pictures of some anime character everwhere
> she looks at me and says "this is my anime boyfriend, I'm going get you to be just like him."
> "haha no"
> Walk out of her room, wave to her parents and tell them to have a good day as I walk out of her house and fifteen miles home

I wish there we're more weaboos to laugh at where I live :(

>best friend starts dating ponyfag
>best friend turns into ponyfag

>be teenage girl
>get boyfriend
>my parents like him
>I show him my room and my husbando
>he laughs and leaves
>cut myself throughout highschool because of it

>move in day at college
>roommate "I like anime. My favorite is Naruto"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>guess I'll just live with it
>starts comparing everything to Naruto
>nopenopenope
>not my roommate anymore

>be 15
>sleeping in the school cafeteria where everyone waits for the first class of the day to start
>suddenly wake up to the sound of two weeaboos running around my table and screaming random japanese shit and pretending to be ninjas
>what the fuck

>>309851
That makes me think of this game the loser kids at my high school used to play.
"NINJA"
So fucking stupid.

>>309909
>mfw at least once a week we would play ninja in english class my sophomore year
Fucking loved that teacher though.

>>309924
How terribly embarrassing for you...

>Be 17
>Walking down highschool hallway on the last day of school
>See the prettiest girl I've ever seen
>Cut, white, black hair, blue eyes, and dat ass
>Decide "Fuck it, I'll make a move."
>Go up to her and say hi.
>She starts spewing random japanese bullshit.
>She says, "Sorry, I've been watching too much anime lately. Do you watch anime?"
>I say sometimes.
>She starts babbling on about Bleach, meanwhile her faggot asian boyfriend sees us talking.
>He walks up to me, punches me in the face.
>I'm crying.
>Spaghetti starts overflowing out of my pockets.
>Start farting uncontrollably.
>Girl looks in disgust.
>She screams some shit in japanese and takes a steamy shit on my face.
>I burst into treats.

Not really weeaboo, but annoying as shit

>run Japanese club in high school
>Ukrainian girl named Anna is big fucking weeaboo and loves the Ukraine as well
>teaching the attendees how to write their name in Japanese
>Anna's should just be the character's for A-NA
>she writes it as A-N-NA
>try to explain that the 'N' sound would be really dragged on and it will sound weird, it should just be A-NA
>she starts flipping her shit
>"BUT THAT'S HOW IT'S PRONOUNCED IN MY HOME COUNTRY!"
>she wasn't even born in the Ukraine
>has a huge tantrum
>takes 3 people to get her out of the class

If I wasn't studying Japanese myself for a career in Japan, I would have given up on the club.

>be parent of teenage weaboo girl
>one day we meet her boyfriend
>he seems nice
>they go up to her room
>I hear him laugh
>he waves and tells me to have a good day as he leaves
> all of my what

>>310018
>>309833
>>309744
Wow, you guys have really similar stories.

>>310018

>up to her room

AHA!!! That house had only one floor! You sir, are a fraud!

>join japanese culture club at school
>it turns out to be an anime club
>everyone there is a weaboo
>they're not hiding their power levels while being in this room
>see hot chick from my class come in
>i had forgotten my cell phone in another room and she found it
>run to her
>leave room
>whisper "you saved me" to her
>she laughs
>we go downstairs to the cafeteria and talk
>mfw this fear of being seen as a geek got me my first girlfriend

>Girl in high school's life revolves around anime
>Thanksgiving: "Thank you for anime"
>Homecoming poster: "HO-O-MU-KA-MI-N-GU" (I'd write the Katakana, but non-ASCII text isn't allowed)
>Constantly drawing anime characters
>Loves Naruto
>Reads manga in the library

>Know another weeaboo
>Hambeast to the max
>Talks about anime constantly
>Really fucking annoying laugh
>Tried to get me to go out with her once
>Friends are convinced I like her because we had a normal conversation once
>Aspergers maybe?

>Guy I know
>Constantly wears a trench coat
>Video game shirts everyday
>Tall and large with a bit of a neckbeard
>He rants at how I pronounce names from TTGL
>"I have an online girlfriend who can read Japanese, and the English dub sucks!"
>Tell him that the English dub of TTGL is perfectly acceptable, and that both dubs have mostly-excellent voices
>I can read Hiragana and Katakana, and I point out to him how the words are pronounced and general rules for speaking Japanese
>He still doesn't believe me

I guess I'm a bit of a weeaboo myself. I can read Hiragana and Katakana, and know general rules of Japanese. However, I rarely watch anime or read manga. I don't wave it around like a flag when I do. I don't act like Japan is GURORIASU NIPPON, and treat it just like any other country. But, I will admit, I hate unnecessary localization of things. I believe that if something is being brought to another country, be it anime, manga, books, or video games, it should be as close to the source material as possible. I know there are times when it can't happen, and I accept that. This applies to stuff from any country. Also, I believe that stuff from its original country will almost always be better than if it were imported somewhere else. An author DID write it from that perspective, after all. I wouldn't play a Japanese Xbox 360, and I wouldn't play an English Pokemon game.

What would /r9k/ rate me on the weeaboo scale?

>>310118
5/10
not quite a weaboo or even an otaku

>be senior year
>been losing interest in anime
>friends are huge weeaboos, except for 2
>they fucking glomp each other and me way too hard
>they scream random japanese in the crowded halls during lunch
>they huddle up and look like they're having a fucking orgy in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HALL
>You guys are fucking seniors, act like it.

>>310118

2/10 so long as you don't wave it around like glorious hetero

>be anime fan
>hang out with group of friends that are also anime fans
>senior year comes
>one of them seems to lose interest
>doesn't join us in screaming random japanese in crowded halls during lunch
>doesn't join our group huddles
I think he though we were weaboos. It'd be moronic of him to do so, since we're not really pretending to be japanese at all, nor do we resent our own culture for being different that that of japan.

>hang with husband getting baked
>daughter comes in with new boyfriend
>hide the weed like a fucking ninja
>"yeah yeah nice guy"
>next thing I know the dudes walking out
>listen to daughter complain for years
Pot helped

>>310118
"GURORIASU NIPPON" I lol'd
I love katakana.

>>310165

>Joke'sonyouIwasjustpretending.jpg

>>310139
>>310165
intredasting...

>>310200

So you never had any friends? Not even weaboos?

>Be door on house
>InhabitantDaughter and RandomMale grab my knob
>OH, YES!
>Twist
>Cum uncontrollably, opening up as I do
>Several minutes later, hear RandomMale say goodbye to OwnerFather and OwnerMother
>He grabs my knob
>BACK FOR SECONDS, ARE WE?
>He twists
>SWEET BABY JESUS, YES!
>I spasm, opening up
>He walks through and leaves
>See look of confusion on OwnerMother and OwnerFather
>OwnerMother looks baked
>What the hell just happened?

>>309785
>I wish there we're more weaboos
>we're

Don't you mean were? We're is short for we are, retard.

>>310251
>getting that mad over a simple spelling error
i think you're the real retard here

>Used to be massive weaboo
>Start browsing /jp/
>Instantly kills off my budding faggotry

Funny how that works out.

>>310263
Not even that mad bro, and plus I think it's a grammar error instead.

Go to bed newfriend.

This fat piece of shit was on our summer study abroad in Tokyo. He epitomized a 4chan weeaboo. I even saw him tripfagging on /jp/.

Apparently he had pretty rich parents. He was adopted from some South American country as a baby. He spent all his free time during the days buying anime and touhou shit in Akihabara for the first 3/4th of the semester. He shipped atleast 3 huge boxes of anime shit back to the states. When he was in the dorms he played nothing but touhou video games and watched whatever anime he could find on tv. He didn't speak a word of Japanese. At the beginning of the trip we just wrote him off as a sad sack of shit weeaboo, but we were having so much fun out there that we began to feel bad and invited him out towards the end. Obviously he didn't have any luck with the Japanese girls, he was a 22 year old kissless virgin. He admitted to it when he was drunk, but said this was the most fun he had had since he got to Japan. Guess he finally realized there was more to life than anime.

Then we read his facebook page when he finally friend requested one of us. Turns out he was also a massive racist and was talking shit about most of the people who invited him out. We exposed him and instead of people disliking him because he was a weeaboo nerd, the dorm hated him for being a racist, talking behind everyone's back, piece of shit.

>>309833
>>310018
>>310168
>>310249


Why has nobody addressed this yet? Ill do it.

What you are doing stopped being funny along time ago. Stop doing it. It does not belong here. It is not ever remotely funny or clever. This is not /b/.

>>310284
why don't you kick his ass?
i've delt with people like him before, they're too spineless to even snitch on you

>>310301
I'm the door one. I have no idea who the other guys are.

>>310249
>>310168
>>310018


>mfw my samefagging as an attempt to covertly bump my own thread did all this

>>310301
>>310429 was the only funny one out of the bunch IMO

>>310301
>ill do it
wow, so cool
shut the fuck up
we can post whatever we like on here
you got a problem?
deal with it

>>310326
Stop using mfw and not post a reaction damn you!

Mfw Newfags don't understand mfw and are even dumb enough to say 'mfw when'

>>310316
Ok Anonymous, I'll make sure not to mix you up with the other Anonymous.

>>310301
>go on /r9k/ thread
>see people repeat a story, but with a different perspective
>call them out on it
>get told
>leave thread like a bitch

Uhh, I'm quite confused by what you guys consider as weaaboos and otakus now.

I'll admit it, I love lots of things from Japan, I can't help it.
I'm studying Japanese by myself, I can now read about six hundred kanjis.
I have about 200 gio of animes on my HD.
I never watch in dubs. But I have to admit that Code Geass dubs are not so bad, apart from the voice of Nunally. And the japanese voice of Lelouch and Charles are just epic.

However, no pictures of anime characters on my walls. No waifu. I don't say random japanese stuff in public. I don't cosplay. In fact there are really only my friends that know about my hobby. Even my parents don't know much about that.
What am I?

>>310304
There was no need to, I called him out on his racist posts on his facebook in front of half the dorm. Called him a sad sack of shit racist and made sure everyone not present knew he was talking shit about everyone else. The college we went to was rather small so word spread quickly. When you're in a foreign country and don't speak the language and you know for a fact that everyone you can potentially communicate with hates your guts its a pretty sad and fucked up existence. I had to stay a few extra days after the summer session was over and even the RA came up to me after and told me he heard what happened and he got what he deserved.

>>310400
so what happened to him after that confrontation?

>>310398
Simple test.
Do you want to goto Japan with your main goal in mind being to buy anime and anime related merchandise?

>>310334
Just doing my part in helping /r9k/ not become the cesspit that /b/ has. If you don't like it, fuck off.

[spoiler] Actually, that's exactly what I want you to do. Just fuck off regardless of whether or not you like it. Leave and never return.[spoiler]

>>310398

You're a regular person. Oh and you watch anime.

>>310417
He burst into treats obviously

>>310398
>Kanjis
Keep trying, bud.

>>310375
Thank you, Anonymous. All is forgiven.

>>310431
or what? you gonna caps lock my ass? ooh, i'm scared

you're not in control of anyone here. deal with it.

>>310431
When are Newfags like you gonna realize that spoiler doesn't work on this board?

>>310429
I don't really want to go to Japan, but if I did, I admit Akihabara would be my main goal. However I would also take time to visit other interesting stuff in Tokyo and around.

>>310440
That's what I thought after all. Thanks for confirming.

>>310444
Triples can confirm it

>be in college class
>teacher talking about story within a story
>weaboo raises his hand and talks about how this one anime he watched has a story within a story
>teacher says she doesnt watch anime
>i am cringing so hard it hurts

fuck

>>310473
>implying I thought spoiler worked on this board

[spoiler] I didn't [/spoiler]

>>310471
>implying I think I have any control here

FUNNY TO SEE HOW MOST WEEABOO HATERS ARE SOME SORT OF WEEABOO

WHAT EXCUSE WOULD YOU HAVE TO LEARN WAPANESE

FUCKING SHIT

>>310301
Thank you for your opinion. I hope you have a wonderful day and don't let the butthurt get you too bad

>>310552
>"Thank you for your facts"

No problem.

When I was a junior in high school, I befriended a small group of seniors from our video game club. They were mostly bro, but (probably out of pity) associated with this massive weeaboo girl:

>Morbidly obese
>Black
>Wore grungy black cat ears and tail to school every day
>Wore Naruto shirts and fishnet arm sleeves
>Spoke in a really high-pitched forced-animu voice and inserted mispronounced japanese words into english sentences
>Drew shit like pic related (this was drawn JUST THIS PAST MONTH, found it on her DA)
>Wants to become a manga-ka, no lie, a senior in high school believing this
>Her facebook name is some fake Japanese shit, this is her fursona, and her DA name refers to her being "sexy" with "360" at the end (possibly a reference to her weight in pounds or her circumference or perhaps to an xbox, which is huge)
>She was on a constant chris-chan-esque lovequest to find a perfect Japanese boyfurando, apparently found one in California (we live on the East coast) and was internet dating him before finding out that he was 'cheating' on her with an irl girl
>She moves to the next city over because of her ghetto parents getting evicted
>She drops out of high school
>Last time I saw her she was still wearing Naruto shirts and fishnets and was going to trade school and has a generally mediocre life

>cute girl in my calc class watches k-on on her laptop during lectures
>has 100% grade
wat

>>310566
>>310537
>>310523

I guess I win then. For the next few days, An air of self accomplishment shall follow me. I will be less beta.

I earned this.

>>310646
That's pathetic dude.

>I fucken win

>>310417
Well afterwards, I never saw a soul talk to him. The internet in the actual rooms of the dorm is limited, so if you want to torrent or play games you have to come in to the main room since they had problems with other weeaboos staying in their rooms hogging up the internet almost the entire time of their stay. If you want to use up the internet you had to be in a public place where people could ask you to get off, or if you left your computer out people could unplug you. Which reminds me of another story that I heard rumors about when I came out the first time and the dorm manager and the SA program director pretty much confirmed without actually saying yes when I stayed in that dorm the second time.

Anyway he would still come out into the main room, but he made sure to always be off to the corner out of everyone's way. He used to basically live on the couch out there but I saw him less and less and less. Every time I saw him I just said "hey racist" or "sup racist shit" or some variation and kept on walking. Obviously he didn't go out with anyone else the entire rest of the stay, which I'd say was a good 3 weeks. He still went to class

>>310714
(contd)
Anyway on to the other story. The guy wasn't a weeaboo, I actually heard he was Japanese American. But he was pretty fucked up in the head apparently. The first month of his semester there he went to classes like normal. But slowly people started seeing him less and less. No one made anything out of it because no one was really friends with him. However about 3/4ths of the way through the semester the people on each side of his room as well as across the hall started smelling the most foul disgusting smell from his room. They called the RAs and eventually the RA used his key to get into the room when he wouldnt answer. Turns out the guy had gone full hikkomori. He had a massive stock pile of convenience store food in his room and had filled his fridge up with it too.
Oh he was also shitting either right into a corner of his room or was keeping it in a bucket/chip containers/cups and dumping it whenever the room was full. Never got the full details on that, but we did get it confirmed the kid was shitting in the room. There was a massive cleaning fee involved.

>Join anime club freshman year of HS, because I like anime
>keyword: like
>lol fuck this weaboo shit, don't join 10th grade year
>Friends (non-weaboo) beg me to join for 11th and 12th grade
>become secretary
>access to all emails
>akizasakuraisamazing@whatever.idr
>fathomsthewarlock@whatever.idr
>even worse ones, including one @aol.com
>mfw 2/3rds of the club is TARTlets
>mfw rainbow socks
>mfw obese "KAWAII DESU" chicks
>mfw dyed hair
>mfw fingerless gloves
>mfw fishnet arm sleeves

mootblox

>>310538
Why would anyone want to learn any other language? I don't like anime, but I find Japanese to be a pretty fulfilling challenge. Its supposed to be the hardest language for a native English speaker to learn and its a pretty awesome feeling that Im able to successfully speak with Japanese people now. No where close to fluent but I have been using my dictionary less and less when talking with my Japanese friends on facebook and email. My oral is still pretty fucking terrible though.

>>310722
I guess you could say whoever got to clean that up had a, SHITTY day.

>be in Japanese class because I think it would be a cool alternative from French and I already know Spanish
>everybody in the class is either a giant neckbeard or a fat land whale whore.
>girl named Amy requests she be called "Ami-chan"
>same girl constantly volunteers and speaks with this "anime" voice
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SL-wuoWQeg
>It's pretty much the equivalent of the blue haired girl except a lot more burly because she is at least 300 pounds
>don't know whether or not to laugh or feel bad for her
>pic related

>>310845

Oh, that was FUNNY! You are FUNNY! You make the FUNNY jokes! I like you because you are FUNNY. Do go on FUNNY man.

>>310928
Hey thanks, I try. :)

>be in high school
>my group of friends and I like anime, but aren't weebs
>notice a banner for an anime club
>we have reasonable doubts, but decide to go anyway
>walk in
>hambeast wearing cat ears is the leader
>nope
>walk the fuck out of there and never go back

>at university
>an hour until class at the same room I had previous class in, decide not to leave building and chill on couch
>Notice group gathering inside of a room "let's see what they're up to" pops in my head
>I am the invisible man, I sit in the back, apparently this is my university anime club although they went under some other name
>Nobody really noticing me, so I observe. At the front they're arguing about whether to keep watching bleach or watch ichiban something something; at my side is a group of three girls straight up from the oblongs; everywhere else are people casually chilling or conversing
>below average female decides to talk to me
>entirely one sided, as soon I mention I'm aware of Kingdom Hearts
>meanwhile the oblong girls are actually talking about on of them having tried to commit suicide in high school (In my head: OH GOD WHERE AM I???)
>Say I need to get to class and was just visiting, praying to escape as soon as I can
>The female writes her name down and says "facebook me, Megacon is coming up and you'd totally make a hot xemnas for my cosplay group"

And I made every attempt to never be near that group again. It was surreal to say the least.

>In English 220
>have to do a "zine" project
>3/10 chubby weaboo girl is in class
>presentation day
>we have to pass our zines around class and discuss them
>weaboo girl's is about yaoi
>are_you_fucking_shitting_me.jpg

Ooh, I have a bunch.

>Be at anime convention cosplaying as Morty (pokemon)
>Random Austria-Hungary Hetalia cosplayer appears
>Stalks me for the convention
>At the end, grabs my hand
>Licks it
>Whatthehell.tiff
>Run

Didn't know I was that handsome.

>>311605
>At the same convention with friendgirl
>she cosplays as Nick from l4d
>Ellis cosplayer appears (girl, but looks extremely like a boy, not just gender-bending)
>Ellis proceeds to stalk my friend everywhere, cling to her, and later ask her out with an email (and even later asks to have a sleepover)

Yeah, anime conventions are fun when they aren't ruined by stalkers.

Not really weeaboo stories, but whatever.

>Never met any real weaboos before
>Decide to go to the Japanese club at university just to see what it's like (I'm actually more interested in japanese culture than anime)
>Hope that it's a mature, fun environment to discuss japanese culture
>Turns out to be a total clusterfuck of fat sweaty neckbeards, fat hairy girls, furries and some serious fags at the back striking their coolest anime pose
>Watch anime for 2 hours, punctuated by fat girls squeaking at the cute parts and the neckbeards attempting to speak in horrible broken Japanese
>Afterwards the plan is to go to a restaurant as a group, fuck that
>Fat girls attempt to engage in conversation
>NOPE, I'm going home
>"See you next week, anon-san!!'
>Ignore and never go back again

Fucking hate weaboos

>College orientation.
>Speaker is explaining what to expect.
>Fat girl keeps interrupting to ask stupid shit.
>Mother and I exchange exasperated stares.
>Students are divided into groups of ~25.
>Sit outside in a circle playing question game (name, age, interest)
>Fat girl keeps interrupting to ask if anyone watches anime.
>Mention that I do, but I'm soft-spoken and far away.
>"What is your favorite cartoon character?"
>"L from Death Note, because [long explanation spoiling the entire show]."
>"Does anyone even know who that is?"
>Once again, I say yes, but she doesn't hear me.
>Spend entire period laughing at her with others from my part of the circle.

Also:
>In high school.
>Join DDR Club because I have friends there and the teacher running it is a bro
>Meet a few other people who are chill and enjoy anime.
>Also reconnect with friend from elementary school, who has become a weeaboo.
>Some days she's okay, even fun to be around.
>Other days, however...
>"This character is my boyfriend, this one is my sister, this one is my daddy..."
>Spouts random Japanese in cutesy anime voice.
>Obsessed with Hot Topic
>Talks about her favorite yaoi pairings and randomly shows Sonic porn
>Have a "fight" senior year, break contact
>Thank God
>Run into her again at college
>Acts like nothing ever happened, still showing me yaoi
Fortunately, I rarely see her.

>>311605
Wait, you were stalked by two cosplayers?

>>311751
No, second story was someone stalking a friend of mine. I got licked by the crazy hetalia cosplayer.

>>311777
Ah, so which character was the Hetalia cosplayer. I'm intensely ashamed to know this, but Austria and Hungary are two characters of different genders. I'm not sure which would be creepier, a male or a female licking your hand.

>>309961
That's fake you faggot, no asian is going to act alpha and be a bully

I knew this girl recently, she dropped out of high school because she claimed "the system didn't work for her" but it actually was "she didn't work for the system".

She was a gigantic weeaboo, and she made hilariously annoying claims about her "past lives".

She claimed that she was a samurai in her past life (I wish I wasn't making this up) and that she was part of this massive wolf clan that I forgot the name of.
She claimed that she was abandoned as a child, and that she became an assassin when the people that murdered her parents came back for her.
One of the best things about her that I remembered, was that she actually got a boyfriend, probably out of pity.

The guy fucked her out of pity and probably teenage hormones, then she dumped him for, and I quote "being too much like the warrior that killed me in my past life"

...I shit you not.
probably the last boyfriend she ever had.

I could go on, and on, with stories about her doing fucked up weeaboo shit, but just recently, I found her deviantart page. She always told me that when she got out of high school, she would become a manga artist.

Here's her Deviantart guys, enjoy
http://starcat1.deviantart.com/

Pic related, there she is.

>>311883
Female. She was short, in a maid-osh outfit, and holding a frying pan if that clarifies anything.

She was kinda cute, maybe a 5-6/10, but fucking insane.

My other friend's stalker was just batshit off-the-wall crazy, and looked more like a boy than a girl even when not cross-cosplaying.

>>310329
did no one else notice this guy linked to the future, in this thread?
that's pretty lucky in my book

>senior in high school
>decide to take Japanese 1
>already did three years of french and I enjoy watching anime so I figured it would be worth it
>class is filled with weaboos, only 3 other people are normal
>everyone is obsessed with bleach and narato
>mention that I watch anime
>badfuckingidea.jpg
>get bombarded with fucking questions about bleach and narato
>say "those shows are fucking terrible"
>everyone just flips out and says I don't know anything
>mfw
>tell them I have watched 30+ shows and that I have 2tb of anime
>luckily it shuts them up
>for the rest of the year I made sure to stay clear of them and to just chill with the normal people
>should have just taken Japanese in college

I know I probably sound like a weaboo, but I'm not I just prefer anime over other forms of television because I got bored of all the shit airing in America.

>>312159
I noticed that and did a wtf haha

> mfw I've hung out with weeboos to get at a couple of different cute asian girls at my old school

>>313185
None of those "cute" girls in those anime clubs are worth the ridiculous amount of crazy thats in them. They hang out in those clubs for a reason

>Freshman, Earth Science class.
>have to in between an extreme weeaboo girl and a fat gothic chick
>weeaboo has ADD so she would never shut up.
>randomly asks me for things like toothpicks and speaks multiple phrases in something that sounded like Japanese.
>told the teacher that to say her "anime" name instead of her real life name.
>the fat gothic chick was enjoyable to sit next to compared to her.

Dear god. In my class there is this furry who wont shut up. Now I don't mind talking to furries or weeabos or whatever. Actually, I tried not to be prejudiced. But yeah, apperantly everything I heard about furries was true. Now I have to deal with an obese, clingy girl who doesnt care about showers. Seriously annoying.

>enjoy anime in high school
>decide to attend anime club when they watch Princess Mononoke because I fucking love it
>almost everyone turns out to be an insufferable faggot spewing japanese shit and wearing obnoxious buttons and naruto shit
>never return
Fucking weaboos ruining anime....

>>312201
I can feel ya, most American television is ass. Do you still enjoy some of the better (imo) stuff like Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, that sort of shit?

>>315855
Not who you're replying too, but I always that Its Always Sunny would be stupid, then I found out it was great.

I want to buy all of the episodes.

>>315398
From what I could tell they weren't that messed up mentally. I think they just had really low self-esteem.

i want this thread to have more posts ),:

>19, in college
>Decide to join college club
>Decide anime club, because I like anime, watch a lot of it in my free time, and hope I could share my love with everyone else
>Go into club meeting
>Nothing but fat sweaty neckbeards in Hello Kitty shirts 10,000 sizes too small for them
>See some girls
>Think they could be like me.
>Upon further inspection, see they're fat, smelly landwhales who are into yaoi.
>Decide to sit alone, with neckbeards looking at me like they haven't seen a normal person
>Overhear a bunch of random japanese words, especially one of the fat neckbeards saying I was "kawaii"
>Have to plug my nose at this point due to how much it stinks in there.
>Watch stupid mainstream shit
>Fat club leader asks my input
>Tell them it sucks
>Asks me to leave because I'm not a "true anime fan"
>Leave and never come back.
27 now, and still enjoy anime as much as I did back then. Weeaboos ruin everything.

>>317047
I agree. Unfortunately the weeboos I've known haven't been so offensive

>In anime store with friend
>I have a passing interest in it myself, I dig Ghibli, bit of Dragonball for nostalgia
>See a romantic couple, a hambeast with a neckbeard
>They're going through all the shelves for hours, using the word "want" about a thousand times
>When me and my friend walk out the store, we see a pushchair with a baby in it
>It's theirs, the baby has been left outside for at least an hour, while these two bodies of lard neglect it in favour of action figures

>>309700
I love Sailor Bubba.

I watched an anime film and several series.
I like it, its cool.
yeah.

>>310284
>tripfagging on /jp/

>be a weaboo laptop
>get pressed all day long
>"oh fuck yes"
>owner plays weaboo shit
>immidietly become gay
>decide to get my USB ports plugged
>"fuck yeah so Hot"
>begin thrusting ps/2 mouse in and out
>jingle uncontrollably
>blow up

and that was the day I lost my virginity

>>310301

shut the fuck up you have no reason to bitch on other peoples creativity and their wish to make others laugh

i laughed at all of them

ashdlfksdhf

>>317047
I agree, I wish I had a story to share.
I guess I have this:

>be 14
>friend is really into inuyasha
>only wears clothes from hot topic
>tell him that all seems dumb
>we agree to disagree

----spidershdflskdjf---90

>>317395
>>317434

You are a huge faggot and i hope for you to not live a happy life

>be 16/female in high school
>there is this hambeast in one of my classes
>I am small, 100 pounds
>hambeast decides to sit next to me, I guess in search of her next meal
>starts talking to me about anime, and saying her boyfriend lives in her manga book
>I tell her it's just a cartoon, not to take it too seriously
>She threatens to kill me
>From now on, I wait for her to go to class first and I sit orthogonal to her to avoid her
>Don't want to be sat on

>>317463
You're doing it right, I'd say.

/a/ weeaboo stories are much better than this

>>317463

"Orthogonal" doesn't make any sense in this.

wat

>>317514
/a/ is a gian weeaboe story.

my ex is a weaboo lesbian and i still love her

she wears cat ears and stuff

she actualy draws very good

pic related its her and her gf she is the not justin bieber one

>proof i can green text
I can share many a weaboo story about her want me to share
her name is ivy she likes to go by "Tya mizuki"

>>317535
>her and her girlfriend
>and her girlfriend
>girlfriend

I thought that was a dude. I still think that's a dude. Your ex just wants to be a lesbian because she thinks its cool, not because she likes women.

I knew a fat yaoi fangirl once. She was a bit weird, but not clinically insane like a lot of them. She arranged a yaoi convention, and wanted me to be there dressed as a girl. Being a closet MtF, this was an offer I couldn't refuse. WORST. MISTAKE. EVER.

I was molested /r9k/. I was molested by stinky, fat, grease covered, pocky eating fangirls. I guess it's my own goddamn fault.

>2nd year of high school
>hanging with friends during lunch
>friend A is in charge of checking out the anime club for the yearbook and asks us to go with him
>friend B and I agree, and we get handed a camera
>friend A tells us how the club last year was full of landwhales who act like vampires
>friend B believes him and decides to wait outside
>walk in room and we are instantly given a death glare by 15 kids
>friend A doesn't know what to do
>cover and say we need yearbook pictures and want to interview one or two of them
>meet with normalfag president, she says why she likes anime and such
>look for one more to interview
>still receiving death glare
>friend A is gone
>mfw I had to interview some girl who really believed she was a vampire without any backup
I enjoy anime but holy shit I never knew people like that actually existed

>>317569
>pocky eating

Pocky is actually kinda good.

>be at work talking with fellow survivalist friend
>discussing our fears about the possible collapse of the US economy (This was at the worst point in the recession, and the Fed was monetizing some of the national debt)
>conversation turns to preparations we've made lately
>stockpiling food, water, gasoline, ammunition
>Weeaboo faggot comes up and tells us about this trenchcoat (For warmth and protection from the elements!) with some gay four-gun X-shaped harness he's designing for the end of the world, so he can have his katana (For melee!), his pistol (For self-defense!), his shotgun (For close range!) his semi-automatic rifle (For mid-range!), and his bolt-action rifle with a scope (For SNIPING!)
>Me and my friend spend the next half hour subtly berating and insulting him
>Informing him about how you'd need to carry food and water and clothing, not to mention ammunition for those four guns
>Talk to him about how poor katanas are without proper care, and how a good machete is a far better weapon and tool than a katana.
>Explain to him that your best bet in surviving any violent armed confrontation as an individual is to run and/or hide
>Explain that, at most, you should only need two guns - a rifle for hunting, and a pistol for self-defense
>Weeaboo faggot sits there and denies every logical thing we tell him, insists that he needs those things
>Finally gets frustrated and leaves, telling us, "Whatever, you two go on ahead and get killed by zombies or niggers or what-the-fuck-ever when the world ends. I'll be in the forest, ALIVE."
>our faces when he actually said that

>>317548
her name is ellie
and she is a girl

it may be right... but for diffrent reason
she always loved boobs, but like all of her time now is spent doing gay rights activist things. i do think she is doing it to be a rebel

you want stories or not

>>317604
>Fed was monetizing some of the national debt)

Correction: Talking about monetizing the debt.

I can't remember if they ever actually did...

>>317613

Google "quantitative easing." There have been two phases so far. Possibly a third in the works.

>>317578
Sure, but it's become associated with weebs.

>>317578
It's pretty expensive though. It tastes okay but it's not worth $4.99 a box.

>>317652
I like to buy some every now and again.

>>317657
I used to buy it when I had extra spending money. Also Hi-Chews, those things are amazing.

i'll be back in 2 hours if thread is still up and my posts have been >>317609
>>317535
a bunch i'll post stories
+
post nude of her

>>317609
stories are good
nudes are better

>>317863
REALLY! only 1 person?

>>318563
Just post the story faggert

pre-emtive muteblox

>>317863
well if you waited this long here you go, but im not gonna waste stories for 1 person. sorry
plez try not to spread them around
i don't care if you fap to them

>>318584

Those are the ugliest tits I've ever seen in my life. They look like my fucking man boobs.

>>318573
> be on a date with her in a Ihop
i luv me some ihop
> she is playing her DS with some fullmetal alchemist game
>she says she loves me and all, but i better thank god edward isn't real because he is hotter and better blah blah blah
>to this day be jealous of a fictional charactor

>GF writes a book called tya's diaries or somthing
>im suppossed to read it
> tell her its alreight
LATER
> she says she is sending it to a publisher
> i say it won't get published
>she holds it against me that i didn't support her fantasy writing career

>>318593
they have grown since then
this pic is like from 5 years ago
this is her recently
also fuck off thats the girl i love

>>318593
be nice man, no wonder you're on r9k

Don't have any stories really but:
>Sophomore year in high school
>TV Production
>All the weaboo's and goths are in this class
>Every...fucking...day some anime only in Japanese is being played on some computer with the volume always up with those high ass over-excited female voices going spastic everywhere.
>All the girls are giggling over shit they can't even understand and the guys are like "Omg Kuitaki and Mishiro (idk random examples) are fucking adorable" and practically crying over it.
>Every other day is dress up day for them and they come to school with those kitten ear hats, goggles around their necks, black arm bands, ect.

talking about my ex has really depressed me fellow robots
can i get a dat feel hug?
pic related me and her right b4 my senior prom
T_T WE WERE SO HAPPY WHAT HAPPENED!?
its not helping that everything/song reminds me of her

>>318666
what is with weeaboos and goggles? like is there an iconic character that has goggles or what

>>318701
>dat feel when you need a dat feel pic hug to feel better cause you have none that love you enough to hug you

>>310249
I'm just gonna go ahead and link you to this extremely relevant hentai manga.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/124457/714ad3d777/

>>318642

We're on the internet, I don't need to be nice.

>>318701

Oh my god, does your mom dress you? How horribly depressing.

>>318701

Look at how disgustingly young you are. When all is said and done you won't remember her name man.

>end project presentations in Uni
>first person to start is some goth looking neckbeard
>connects his laptop to the beamer
>using some obscure version of linux
>anime wallpaper, VN running in the background
>opens his browser to find something, manga website as homepage
>starts doing presentation
>suddenly somebody calls him on Skype
>gookanese song plays as ringtone
>caller has a furry avatar

How can he even live with himself? Why do people do this even? 3rd year in Uni and they haven't grown up yet.

I've honestly never met a weaboo in real life in my entire life. I don't know if I'm just too old (26) or there are very few in the UK. It does seem like the kind of faggot thing Londoners would do.

>That feel when you like anime
>That feel when you can't stand to be around anime fans, let alone non anime fans

>>318584
5 years ago, you look around 20 18
>>318701
and to make things worse her breasts have grown in>>318639

Bro... thats CP.

>>318788
you can only see my shirt
and i chose the most comfortable thing i could wear while still being formal enough to be aloud in
no1 still has given me a dat feel hug

>>310380
>>310380

>Be 4chan
>Having many threads
>See two faggots arguing on one of my threads
>One anon calls out other anon
>Anon2 leaves in shame
>Such is life on the interwebs

>>318977
you don't know how old she is
>>318788
you can only see my shirt
i chose the most comfortable yet formal enough to get in thing i could

>>>/jp/8085205

lol

>>318817
I like in the uk and theres a bunch of weeabos where im from, this girl watches every anime, reads every manga, says kawaii every 10 seconds and cosplays.

I like anime myself, not as much as before but i watch it every now and then, i'm fond of the culture but not so much that i want to BECOME asian, fuck that. But i do want to become a game designer and hopefully get a place in square enix.

But yeah UK is full of weeabos my friend

Who are you all quoting?

>>319184
the bible
>i sayeth onto ye
>MAY THERE BE GREENTEXT!!!!! ABUNDANT AND PLENTIFUL!

>>310923
>ami-chan
At least she watches Toradora!

>>319184
i love it a native came back to our lands
WELCOME
to the whiteman's land
be ready to know dat feel

>be 19 in college
>join anime club/I know I know. :/
>make friends with nice girl
>into naruto and thinks it's the best show ever
>has all male friends and bf
>always saying random Japanese shit
>starts wearing naruto headband with fat younger brother and sister everywhere they go
>later gets married to bf and then cheats on him while he is in the army
>claims to still love nerdy random guys XD
>still flirts with guys online and said she loves one
>mfw she's a fat cow now with a fail marriage

did this thread did or did you all go to >>8085205
>dat feel when your left alone in a thread

sorry if i am seeming like a bit of an ass, this development has made me the happiest i have been ina while

Jesus fuck who are you all quoting? it's kinda scary.

>>319180
See, it wouldn't be so bad if the weeaboos I knew watched every anime, the problem is they only watch the shitty ones and assume anything they haven't heard of isn't worth watching. Then again, the elitists can be a pain as well.

>has 300+gb anime
>goes to sakura-con
>anime all ovah walls,posters,cells etc,

>trys going to anime night at library
holey shit they're everywhere 0_0

>>319481
I know what you mean, the narufags and bleachfags that always go NARUSASU 4 EVER THEY SO KAWAII1!! I WISHI WAS ASIAN AND IN THE ANIM3 WORLD LOLZ. they refuse to watch good animes like gurren lagann or samurai champloo, its like, nigga, broaden your horizons

>>319516

wht makes me not a weaboo?

I personally think that anime is great. It shows great storylines and some nice animated action.

But why goin further?? What's up with those with 300GB of anime images on their pcs??

It's great, you are a fan and everything, but why the hell would you dress up as a character, it will NEVER be the same! It's only cool if you are good at doing it!! If you make a failing cosplay you will look like a fucking retard

>>319587
Some people take ANYTHING to a extreme, and unfortunately those are the one you get to see. It's not only anime and such, it's any slightly popular concept in existence. Not everyone is like that, so don't generalize.

>>309700

Why do people feel the need to piss retarded text all over pictures that are hilarious on their own (and only take away from their impact that way)?

I don't get it.

>>319587
*300gb of box sets movies blue rays and super old shit that took forever 2 find TY very much, lol

>>319529
>gurren lagaan
myniggafivestarpost.jpg

>>319529
>good animes like gurren lagann or samurai champloo
Same goes for you man.

>know a weeaboo girl
>hell, every girl I know is a weeaboo
>anyways
>she's constantly messaging me on skype
>kind of a sensetive girl, so I don't want to tell her to stop or anything
>proceed to humor her like the beta I am
>she starts to accuse me of liking yaoi
>"wat"
>starts sending me pictures of yaoi
>draws pictures of her getting nosebleeds over said yaoi
>sending a lot of yaoi
>starts imposing a bunch of yaoi stereotypes like "seme" or "uke"
>still don't want to say anything
>beta as fuck
>still, goddamn that was weird

>>319762
QUOTING A STORY YOU'RE TELLING MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU FUCKING MORON

>>319787
OK SORRY LET ME CATER TO YOUR EVERY NEED.
But yeah how about not caring and just doing whatever, as usually that's the funnest option.

>>319824
>how about not caring and just doing whatever
Are you 16yo or something?

>>319824
its okay sister
i feel you
>be in highschool at lunch
>have other beta freinds
>one is a freind and the gf of another freind
>her freind is super into japan stuff
>see her came in dressed in a camono and have chopsticks in her hair
> she uses them to eat this market sushi tray thing
>all of my cringe
>my jimmys were russled

>>319866
No, I think it's just healthier not to take internet seriously. And what does it matter to you? Greentext is the conventional means of delivering a story on /r9k/.

>>319866
What, exactly, are you trying to accomplish here?

>>319787

>be reading /r9k/
>some jerk hassling people for not using greentext the way he thinks they should

> a couple of friends take Japanese in college
> one of them keeps using the suffix -chan when talking to us in English
> -chan is reserved pretty much for children, so it's pretty much an insult to do this
> annoying does this through the Japanese class
> and on top of that his Maine accent creates really bad Japanese pronunciation, maybe the worst in the class

actually, even better
> same friend insists that subtitles are better and refuses to buy American DVDs with dubs (even though it also has perfectly fine subtitles)
> he buys a damn HK bootleg of Cowboy Bebop insisting that subtitles are better than horrible American dubs (even though Bebop is one of the best dubs of its time)
> pops in DVD to show us, watch Mushroom Samba"
> "Look now not here for food"
> entire DVD has horrible Engrish subtitles
> he insists they are more literal translations and therefore still better than the dub
> still make fun of him to this day for it

>>319064
>who are you quoting

Fucking lost it, right there.

>In manga class (you know where this is going)
>weeaboo girl I get along with 9/10 of the time
>mentions that she may have to re-do some of her comic art
>i joke that she should just scrap it all and draw porn
>"LOL YEAH!! FURRY PORN!!" at the top of her lungs
>duck head and leave room

> be an anime character
> posters of me up in a girl's room
> she says I'm her anime boyfriend
> she brings over some guy
> points to me and says, "this is my kawaii manga bishinen boyfriend, I'm going get you to be just like him."
> guy goes, "haha. noo."
> walks out of room
> girl cries into a pillow of me
> she cuts herself in front of my posters for years after that
> I hear her pray to me every night, crying
> yet I can do nothing for I am only two dimensional and cannot enter her world and save her