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    65 KB Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:33:40 No.306609  
    http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011

    Chris-Chan appears in court tomorrow. are you guys ready for hilarity?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:34:29 No.306625
    This has gone too far. It was funny before now it's just depressing.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:34:35 No.306627
    What if Barb goes to jail? Chris is going to be put in a fucking loony bin.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:35:05 No.306638
    /r/ing the phone calls between him and some girl where she tells him to get a job
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:35:40 No.306650
    has the internet made him more or less weird?
    >> HSV !5E9JCwFdVs 11/06/11(Sun)17:36:25 No.306659
    I don't think he'll actually get charged due to his autism.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:36:44 No.306665
    what will I do if chris-chan goes to jail?

    he's the one person on the planet that will always be more pathetic than me. No matter how bad I feel I can always feel better by reading about him.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:38:24 No.306686
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    Well this is something new. Really haven't cared much about him lately, though.

    I should at least thank you for killing my boner. Damn thing needs to stay down this month.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:38:42 No.306689
    can somebody explain chris-chan to me?

    how are the trolls getting so much information on him?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:40:12 No.306711
    Can someone give me a brief summary on all of this.
    TL;DR the wiki
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:41:15 No.306732
    that link goes nowhere
    what happened?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:41:20 No.306737
    >>306689

    they're wizards
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:41:42 No.306741
    >>306625

    Exactly this, I just find it so, so very sad now...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:42:40 No.306759
    >>306711
    >>306689
    Chris-Chan is a high functioning autistic guy who lives in his basement playing with toys. His ambition in life is to attract a "sweetheart" to mate with, doing so using large wooden signs. The internet has taken to trolling him and because of his autism he falls for it every time.

    It's like the big bang theory only funnier and real.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:43:34 No.306769
    Is the CWCki being retardedly slow for anyone else?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:43:35 No.306770
    The point where this got sad was when he started dressing like a woman.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:43:37 No.306771
    the cwcwiki seems to be down, can someone detail why he was arrested?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:43:50 No.306778
    >>306732
    I think sonichu is going down, they just posted an update so thousands of neckbeards are flocking to the site to get their chris-fix.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:44:17 No.306783
    >>306759
    back in my days we didn't accept ignorance

    man the times has changed
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:44:40 No.306788
    >>306759
    Thanks, so why is he in court?
    I have no idea how I missed this, I've been on 4chan pretty much without any breaks for the last 3 years...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:45:07 No.306794
    >>306771
    Seems like he and his mum had an argument with and possibly assaulted the owner of a local game store, crashed their care into a parked car while leaving the place and then assaulted a police officer at some point.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:45:41 No.306803
    >>306771
    he went to The GAMe PLACe and took photos of Snyder to rally his "sonichu army" to his cause.

    On the way home they got caught speeding and asaaulted a police officer.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:45:51 No.306807
    >>306794
    I meant "car", typo
    >> Kevin-kun !!jXa1xyIyNUh 11/06/11(Sun)17:46:51 No.306821
    >>306788
    If you've been on 4chan for 3 years and you've never heard of Chris-chan you either need to lurk a lot more on a lot more boards or kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:46:53 No.306823
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MEcrWM0y5g

    chris chan thread?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:47:11 No.306829
    On 28 October 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the GAMe PLACe was suddenly and deliberately attacked by forces of the City of CWCville.
    On that Friday evening, around 5:20 p.m.[1], Chris and Barbara visited the GAMe PLACe and had an altercation with its manager, Michael Snyder. Chris took several photos of Michael on that day, and uploaded them to the CWCki in November. Why the delay? Well, as it turns out, he and Barb had been arrested by police for various offences - including trespassing, assault and failure to stop, and went to jail. Now both have been charged with a Class 5 Felony, which implies "a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than 10 years, and ... a fine of not more than $100,000."[2]
    Both Chris and Barb were released on bail following their arrest, with Chris's initial hearing being a week later than Barb's - possibly owing to the extra charge against him. It may also allow for additional information to be gathered about on his record of dealings with Michael Snyder and the GAMe PLACe, and also to consider any medical grounds that may affect the outcome of any court proceedings against Chris. Chris will be represented in court by Robert Bell.
    This is the first major event that has come to light since the death of Bob on 6 September 2011.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:47:48 No.306842
    1 The charges
    1.1 Barbara's
    1.1.1 Court dates
    1.2 Chris's
    1.2.1 Court dates
    2 Aftermath
    3 Photos
    4 References
    5 See also
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:49:13 No.306856
    I don't find humor in all the chris chan shit
    this guy is basically me if I had followed normalfags bullshit advice about being more confident and outgoing. I'm grateful that I instead choose to be a paranoid recluse otherwise I would probably have to endure the sort of ridicule humiliation and harassment this guy does.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:49:49 No.306866
    The charges

    Below are the charges brought against both Barbara and Chris, along with details and court dates based on the details from the General District Court Online Case Information System. At present we do not have a full account of what happened during the incident and under what circumstances the charges were brought against the pair. However, based on at least one previous incident in June 2010, we can assume a rough outline of events.
    Barbara's
    FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL (s 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.[3])
    Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
    ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON (s 18.2-57. Assault and battery.[4])
    Class 6 Felony charge - Assaulting a law enforcement official. This may have happened later when an officer visited the Chandler house, since the "Fail to Stop" charge would indicate that neither Barb or Chris stuck around at the GAMe PLACe for the police to turn up.
    Court dates
    31 October 2011 - Appeared in court to be formally charged.
    15 December 2011 - Due to appear in court again, possibly for the hearing.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:50:34 No.306875
    you were thinking of sleeping tonight?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJKmcdSSs7U
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:50:47 No.306878
    Chris's
    FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL (s 46.2-894. Duty of driver to stop, etc., in event of accident involving injury or death or damage to attended property; penalty.[3])
    Class 5 Felony charge - Failing to stop after an accident where the damage exceeds $1,000 in value. Speculated to be damage to a vehicle in The GAMe PLACe parking lot.
    ASSAULT: (MISDEMEANOR) (s 18.2-57. Assault and battery.[4])
    Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Attempted or actual assault against another person. Speculated to be Chris trying to hit Michael Snyder with his car, which he has tried at least once before.
    TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN (s 18.2-119. Trespass after having been forbidden to do so; penalties.[5])
    Class 1 Misdemeanor charge - Tresspassing on land or within an area from which the offender is forbidden (by restraining order or police order). Most likely due to Chris entering or walking on to GAMe PLACe land, including driving onto the parking lot.
    Court dates
    7 November 2011 - Date Chris is due in court. Unlike Barb, Chris has not yet appeared in court to have the charges formally announced.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:51:19 No.306890
    >bob dies
    >Chris probably going to a mental hospital now

    Can't say I didn't see it coming. I doubt they'll put him in prison.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:51:29 No.306893
    >>306829
    >death of Bob on 6 September 2011.
    holy crap his dad passed away? I know the guy was insufferable aspie but some reason this is making me feel really shitty and guilty.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:53:50 No.306944
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlWbYTESIU

    try not to laugh
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:57:30 No.307007
    Chris-Chan is an example of why the internet must never be censored.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:58:07 No.307013
    >>306821
    I'm guessing it's all been on /b/ then.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:58:47 No.307025
    >>307013
    No, nearly exclusively on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)17:59:25 No.307037
    >>307013
    nope, /v/ and /jp/ love him and he sometimes shows up on /a/ and /b/.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:00:26 No.307050
    >>307025
    >3 years
    >on /v/
    >Hasn't seen Chris-chan at all

    Nigga, you blind.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:01:21 No.307064
    >>307050
    I think you misread my post there.
    >> Kevin-kun !!jXa1xyIyNUh 11/06/11(Sun)18:02:14 No.307083
    >>307064
    Yes, yes he did.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:02:33 No.307092
    the best part of chris-chan chronicles is seeing the stark contrast between the truth and the shit he writes on CWCipedia.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:04:15 No.307113
    >>307092
    I loved this piece he wrote on himself:

    Christopher Weston Chandler was born February 24, 1982, approximately 5:30 AM, at the Martha Jefferson Hospital in Charlottesville, Virginia from mother, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler and father, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. He was diagnosed with High-Functional Autism in his early childhood. As he grew up, he was mainstreamed within the normal classrooms of local schools and society, to possibly break out of his Autistic Shell.
    In his later years, he would aspire to earn good grades to make Honor Roll in Providence Middle and Manchester High Schools in Chesterfield County, Graduate with the Class of 2000 with a Diploma, and later get onto the Dean's List and earn an Associate's Degree and Certificate for Computer Aided Drafting and Design (CADD) at Piedmont Virginia Community College.
    And in his Adult Life, he has suffered the social stresses of being a healthy adult male virgin for years, and searching for a Boyfriend-Free Woman to make into a Sweetheart from being Friends First. It took him YEARS, but his prayers had finally been answered by a Lucky woman within these United States.
    Also, he is the Internet Famous creator of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu and Rosechu, and their home City of Cwcville, Virginia.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:06:05 No.307143
    >>307113
    >As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.

    WHY CANT I STOP LAUGHING
    It's like he misses the point of sex education.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:06:44 No.307156
    I've been here since summer 08 and I've never heard of chris chan. Wtf man.

    I know I usually avoid camwhore and chan threads like the plague but still.
    >> Kevin-kun !!jXa1xyIyNUh 11/06/11(Sun)18:08:25 No.307178
    >>307156
    They were neither. Stop being stupid.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:09:49 No.307204
    Behold, an entire animated web series about Chris Chan
    and his disgusting existence
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-QZ8FxqQoE
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:10:07 No.307207
    >>307178

    >internet personality
    >not chan threads

    Pick one.

    Stop being stupid. And take your fucking trip off, it has no relevance to this thread.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:11:27 No.307226
    you think chris-chan would have benefited from the whole "2d>3d" mentality that /a/ and /jp/ have?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:13:57 No.307255
    >>307037
    Oh, that makes more sense.

    After reading through the wiki, it seems mildly amusing, but not as hilarious as you'd expect from a thing that has a whole site devoted to it...
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:14:35 No.307263
    any word on how his dad died?
    just old age? can't find anything on it
    >> Kevin-kun !!jXa1xyIyNUh 11/06/11(Sun)18:14:42 No.307264
    >>307207
    >Taking my trip off for one thread.

    Why would I do this?

    Also, he wasn't the one giving himself the name of a chan nor camwhoring himself on /v/.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:15:18 No.307272
    I feel like writing some emails to Chris and maybe pretending to be a sweatheart. What personality archetypes havent been done yet?

    I was thinking of pretending to be a sodeep hipster girl who feels sorry for him after his trolling ordeal. has it already been done? I doubt he'd fall for the same trick twice.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:15:49 No.307281
    >>307264

    >Keeping a trip on

    Why would you do this?

    Oh right, e-attention.
    >> Kevin-kun !!jXa1xyIyNUh 11/06/11(Sun)18:17:52 No.307308
    >>307281
    Then why did you ask?

    Oh man, I got muted. I need more words. I guess it can't be helped.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:18:09 No.307312
    >>307255
    >but not as hilarious as you'd expect from a thing that has a whole site devoted to it

    In the early years of his Love Quest, Christian spelled out his qualifications on his Attraction Sign, in a personal ad that ran for several issues in the News Dash, and on various other items including a cover for his Nintendo DS. Subsequent experiences would show that many of these TRUE and HONEST criteria could be bent a little, as expedient.
    18 - [insert current age] Years Old
    Boyfriend-Free
    Blonde or Brunette
    White
    Pretty
    Average or Slender Body Type
    5' or Taller
    No Smoking or Drinking
    Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville Area
    Has Own Car
    Average to High Income
    Happy, Positive, Caring
    In other exchanges, Christian established a few more rules:
    No Children from Previous Relationships[1]
    No Autism (High-Functioning or Otherwise)[2]

    >implying this isnt the funniest shit ever
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:19:05 No.307326
    >>307272
    the guy doesn't have much in learning ability so he would fall for it again, but don't you have at least a little bit of genuine pity for the guy?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:20:59 No.307350
    I still dont get why he hasnt been killed yet.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:22:29 No.307374
    >that feel when i believe in rebirth and someday I will have to live a life as this filth
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:24:36 No.307411
    >>306638
    anyone? I heard them a while ago and never finished listening.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:29:01 No.307467
    >>307411
    the kacey saga

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQRTwd7Uxjw
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:29:01 No.307468
    >>307374
    Stop believing in things that have no basis.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:31:23 No.307498
    >Bullying severely disabled tards
    Stay classy.
    The only people that don't see a problem with this shit probably have learning difficulties themselves.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:33:57 No.307532
    [7:24:02] Sarah May: Can you tell me something, Chris?
    [7:24:07] Christopher C.W.C.: yes
    [7:24:15] Sarah May: Where is a woman's vagina located?
    [7:24:31] Christopher C.W.C.: in her groin area.
    [7:24:50] Sarah May: Okay, and where might I find the groin area?
    [7:25:14] Sarah May: You're not checking Wikipedia, are you?
    [7:25:44] Christopher C.W.C.: alright, I'll check Wikipedia.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:36:18 No.307562
    >>307498
    ill be frank, i jumped on the bandwagon initially but now I'm just feeling a lot of guilt over it.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:38:24 No.307593
    Seeing how incredibly detailed that wiki is, I'm going to go ahead and say the writers are autistic themselves.

    Seriously, so much time and effort into researching a retard on the internet and his family... What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:38:33 No.307594
    >>306609
    Let me get this straight...There's a wiki chronicling this one autistic dude's life and people actually care and pay attention to this ONE AUTISTIC DUDE'S LIFE? This is really REALLY sad. That's coming from a guy with nothing better to do than post on 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:40:10 No.307618
    >>307156
    There hasn't been a huge ammount of chris-chan discussion in the last couple years. Not to say there haven't been a decent amount of threads about him but most of the trolling has been through ED, youtube, and his wiki.
    Chris Chan may very well be 4chans longest running and most successful trolling. It has been a concerted effort over the better part of a decade to ruin this man, and it has succeeded beyond anyone's hopes and dreams.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:44:30 No.307670
    This thread reminded me to check the CWCki for the first time in months. I was shocked and upset to see poor old Bob has finally passed away.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:45:06 No.307680
    >>307594
    >>307593
    you are now aware that a wiki doesnt have specific writers, it's run by the community.

    shit gets 10000 visitors a day, it's like Big Brother except we're following someone who is actually interesting.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:45:41 No.307689
    >>307594
    not just his life but peoples efforts to troll him
    I remember this one girl pretended to be interested in him and met up with him for a date though it turned out to be a ruse and when chrischan least expected it she was stolen away by a man in a picklesuit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:49:43 No.307734
    one of these day chris chan himself is going to die
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:51:20 No.307756
    >>307734
    do you think 4chan will be around to report it?
    when we are all in our 60s and 70s will we still be discussing him on 4chan?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:52:16 No.307768
    you are now aware that chris is christian
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:53:59 No.307784
    >>307756
    he may die soon, his dad passed away and his mother isn't that far behind, i don't know this guy can support himself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:54:27 No.307790
    >>307689
    >not just his life but peoples efforts to troll him
    That makes it even more pathetic. They're picking on an autistic guy for being autistic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:54:47 No.307794
    >>307594
    Mental illness is fascinating. I follow a bunch of crazies on youtube.

    No one tops CWC though, probably because he has been the most hassled and famous internet retard.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:56:56 No.307817
    >dad is dead
    >mother is a diabeetus landwhale
    >he cannot cope on his own
    >he refuses to accept help

    The coming years are the most hilarious of all.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)18:58:47 No.307836
    >>307790
    No Chris is a horrible person who tries to blame it on autism. He deserves nothing but relentless trolling until he finally keels over and dies in his own filth.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:03:34 No.307906
    :( he has the same birth date as me.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:19:42 No.308194
    >people saying trolls broke chris-chan, etc
    Dude he did all of this shit himself. We just sit back and watch. And of course, document.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:21:35 No.308215
    >>307680
    Part of what makes him so interesting is that this is basically a real life Truman Show - starring an aspie.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:24:26 No.308267
    >>308215
    This 100%. I'm still sad to hear about his most recent trouble with the law though, and his father's death. Personally I honestly don't believe he's deserving off that shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:25:10 No.308279
    >>308267
    finally someone who isn't a sadistic sociopath
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:26:53 No.308312
    >>308279
    >sadistic sociopath
    That what they call 14-year-olds these days?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:28:35 No.308346
    CWCville NEVER works for me, I can't even connect.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:29:17 No.308361
    Anyone know if we can watch this? I'd try court tv but court tv is now tru tv and wont let me see their schedule before 3 in the afternoon
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:29:54 No.308370
    >Bawww people make fun of him for his autism
    No, his autism isn't what makes him funny or bad. Hell, many of the people who laugh at him are autistic themselves.
    >Bawww Bob is dead
    The CWCki was down for a week to honor his passing, and anyone who sperged about how he deserved to die was banned. Even a trolling operation that was under way was cancelled.
    Chris is possibly the world's worst example of a person. Not documenting him for people to laugh at and learn from would be a crime.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:33:04 No.308412
    >>308370
    That memorial spanning the entire CWCki nearly brought a tear to my eye. It was really touching that they respected and honored him like that for some reason.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:33:39 No.308423
    >>308361
    I'm sure someone will stream it.

    ....I hope so, anyway.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:34:06 No.308428
    >>308361
    Oh man, I would kill for footage of CWC in court.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:35:07 No.308445
    It's 2011. How the fuck can such a large portion of 4chan not know of this guy? As for the cwcki, it started out with like 10 articles but as he made more videos the site got larger. It didn't just pop up one day like some are seeing it to be.

    Fuck whiteknights, the guy is a racist, sexist, homophobic manchild that lives off of tax payers money. He doesn't want to better himself at all. I'm surprised he isn't the king of r9gay.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:38:13 No.308487
    >>308445
    the guy is a manchild in the literal meaning of the word, as in a child literally stuck in the body of a man. its like picking on some little kid.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:38:35 No.308494
    Chrischan is in court for what?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:39:41 No.308512
    Chris isn't the devil who deserves torment and he isn't some poor autistic saint being picked on by the internet.

    He's just some fat guy who makes funny videos. He is easily provoked and some of the videos weren't even intentionally provoked. Now, the cwcki isn't as creepy as it seems. A lot of the more personal information came from a scrapbook documenting his life he gave to some troll sometime.
    >> Johnny !qpBl.gJsqo 11/06/11(Sun)19:41:54 No.308544
    I honestly thought this guy dropped out of the internet.
    I feel bad for him though. His sanity has been gradually slipping further and further away for the past 5 years and it seems like it's getting worse. Drinking his own cum seemed normal compared to what he's getting up to now.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:44:36 No.308585
    >>308487
    Manchild is just an insult that is thrown around a lot when discussing Chris. He is fully capable of living a normal life, he just chooses not to and chucks all his actions up to autism. You probably think thats a load of shit but if you've watched him like most of us have you would realise this. I found him in 2009 and I have to say, he is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen on the internet.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:44:36 No.308586
    >>308487
    He can help himself, he is sentient and self-aware, but instead of doing so, he sits and acts like a child.
    He's more mature than he lets on.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:45:56 No.308606
    With Chris going to jail would that mean Chris stalking is now officially over? A world without Chris Chan would suck in my mind. I'm like another anon in here who constantly feels better from laughing at Chris.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:49:49 No.308668
    >>308606
    We'd be without him for a year.
    And when he's released, he will tell us about his stay in prison.

    Maybe it will harden him up and make him less autistic.
    Or he'll kill himself.

    I think he'd go to a mental hospital before jail.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)19:58:44 No.308804
    >>308668
    or get killed. But I'm pretty sure he won't be doing time
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:02:10 No.308861
    Personally, I think VA is more likely to throw him in jail than pay the expenses necessary to put him in a home or an asylum.
    I'm also pretty sure he'll be doing time. For his sake, I hope so. Barb WILL be doing time, and he can't take care of himself.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:03:46 No.308885
    >judge takes him up
    >he pleads autism
    >he gets away with it, and gets a cheque from the government to help him recover

    Social security in the states is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:06:33 No.308929
    >>308885
    >>308885
    He pulled the autism card the last two times and got away with it. I don't think they'll let him off again.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:09:09 No.308966
    >>308885
    Virginia is one of the only states where he can get govt SSI for being autistic.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:09:25 No.308970
    >>308585
    I've been following this guy since 2007
    it is very clear that this guy is not mentally competent enough to understand the consequences of his own actions.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:10:45 No.309000
    Why did Chris Chan go to court?
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:15:00 No.309066
    >>30900
    he came on cat it hissed at penis.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:16:42 No.309100
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    >>308445
    >How the fuck can such a large portion of 4chan not know of this guy?

    Probably because newfags come to 4chan everyday and only so many people who were around when /v/ first took notice of Chris are aware of him. This IS /r9k/ 2.0 after all. Now if it was old /r9k/...

    >As for the cwcki, it started out with like 10 articles but as he made more videos the site got larger.

    It wasn't just Chris making videos that made the CWCki grow. It was also other shit involving Chris that slowly got released to the masses (chatlogs, audio recordings/calls, etc). Chris was churning out videos against trolls & the like when people were still using his ED page's talk page as a forum.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:19:27 No.309142
    >>308267

    you're sad for him? he brought it on himself
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:21:36 No.309171
    >Thanks to the internet he has "fame" and his life now has meaning.

    Discus.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:22:55 No.309189
    >>309171
    No thanks, I suck at throwing.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:23:43 No.309202
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    >>309171
    >Discus
    >not original
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:23:57 No.309211
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    >>309171
    Discuss

    ThiscommentisnotoriginalIamafag.
    That wasnt original? Shit.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:24:29 No.309223
    >>309171
    >Discus.

    Anyways, I'm not sure he really realizes the scope of his infamy.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:25:05 No.309233
    This is hilariously awful. Not only is Chris some half retarded man child but you have a legion of chantards that have nothing better to do than to write a wiki about him and devote their time to trolling him
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:26:46 No.309260
    >>308586

    See, that's the definition of high functioning autism.

    People with high functioning autism SEEM like they are intelligent enough to be normal and control themselves, but they are actually incapable of acting like ordinary human beings. High Functioning Autism is often an invisible disability, in that you could easily mistake a lot of its symptoms for someone actively choosing to do things that are not ordinary and therefore not correct behavior.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:28:59 No.309296
    wow, anyone who feels bad for this guy needs to consider the inconsistency between him not being able to look after himself, but yet at the same time somehow he is perfectly capable of stalking that guy at his store.

    he was trying to take his photo secretly? creepy
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:31:31 No.309320
    >>309296

    He isn't able to look after himself because he might try inappropriate behaviors on the job.

    If you want to know more please look up how this guy acted while he was studying for his Associate's degree.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:31:53 No.309324
    >>308194

    That is a bald faced lie and you probably know it. There are only so many times you can bully someone before they break.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:35:43 No.309384
    >>309320

    then he can get a job digging ditches or something where nobody will care, i know plenty of people who act out on the job, and they're still able to keep it
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:38:27 No.309422
    >>309320

    link?

    dear god this post is not original, i feel bad now
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:38:35 No.309424
    This is awesome. First positive thing to happen today since I found out my room mate was murdered last night. At least one faggot in this world will be brought to justice.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:39:14 No.309439
    The fact of the matter is that anybody who feels bad for chris, doesn't know/understand chris.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:42:15 No.309475
    >>309439
    I normally disagree with this kind of logic ("You disagree? You must just be ill-informed!") but honestly, I've never seen a case where this wasn't true. Chris' white knights come and go VERY fast when they start to learn more about Chris. Seriously, they never persist.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:42:43 No.309483
    >>309422
    http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mary_Lee_Walsh
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:46:36 No.309534
    >>309424

    Did your flat mate really get murdered?

    If so I am very sorry, that is a terrible thing to have to live with.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:48:09 No.309556
    I've been ignoring this faggot since he first appeared and I really could care less.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)20:48:57 No.309572
    >He had a tough time with Australia a few months back before he finally got through his head where Australia was

    This is a quote from Chris's dad. I don't think someone who struggles with basic Geography can be considered self-aware enough to deserve a prison sentence. But holy fuck this guy's father pretty much says he doesn't know about or acknowledge the existence of anything outside his own hometown. What the fuck. I mean, seriously, what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:16:44 No.309970
    >>309556
    >Could care less.

    So you do care about following Chris.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:18:54 No.310001
    >>309260
    i know some people with Aspergers.

    While having a few "odd" behaviors, generally they can / are capable of behaving in a rationally.

    chris either has super autism, or just acts like a lazy fatass.
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)21:25:58 No.310087
    >>309534

    http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/bs-md-student-frostburg-killed-20111106,0,256545.s
    tory
    >> Anonymous 11/06/11(Sun)22:40:57 No.311163
    >>310001
    Chris I think is best understood as having a special case of narcissistic personality disorder meshing with autism, he has an extremely inflated sense of self that is then protected by the autism, this is why he bounces back after every troll hit but is incapable of self improvement.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:12:13 No.315351
    >>307790
    I have a friend with aspergers. He makes the strongest effort I've ever seen anyone makes on a day-to-day basis to be sociable and fit in with people. He's intelligent, talented, enterprising and more often than not succeeds in being a social animal despite his condition.

    Chris-chan is some unpleasant real-life Buffalo Bill serial-killer-in-waiting who uses a fairly mild degree of autism as an excuse to be a vile, reprehensible, loathsome, shitstain of a human being leaching off society and putting nothing back into it.

    I find it funny because he'd still be an unpleasant potential rapist/murderer if he had autism or not, so in some respects I feel he's getting what he deserves.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:16:51 No.315375
    I was thinking of going to a Sonic-themed rave dressed up as CWC for shits and giggles. Then I realized no one would get it and I would look fucking retarded.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)09:46:23 No.315549
    >>315375
    >Sonic-themed
    >Rave
    >Doesn't think he'll look stupid regardless
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)10:40:20 No.315943
    >>315375
    Go as Sonichu. At least the worst that can happen then is that people will think you're that yellow version of Sonic...
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)11:03:51 No.316174
    >>310087
    >Baltimore
    Oh, that explains it.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)11:13:26 No.316248
    >>306866

    STOP

    The next step after arraignment is a Pre-Trial hearing not trial.

    You all suck at court systems and being arrested.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)11:14:46 No.316264
    >>306821
    He's the OP. He loves to make Chrischan threads and then samefag responses like "who is this guy?" and "dude this is epic chrischan omg lulz ftw".
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)11:27:05 No.316373
    /cwc/ on 789 chan is the best place for more information about Chris Chan and other internet jokes. Look, they've even made a thread on all of us:

    http://789chan.org/cwc/res/120904.html
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)12:41:20 No.317094
    We don't have enough girls to troll him effectively.
    >> Anonymous 11/07/11(Mon)16:44:20 No.319738
    >>306609

    chris chan needs to get out of here and kill himself.



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