IN THE END, THE ONLY FRIEND WE REALLY HAVE IS OURSELVES.

AND BLASTOISE

Fuck yes Blastoise.

At least you chose a good pokemon, OP. Not some fag like Charizard.

>>2982372

No, OP. YOU are the one who never gives people a chance.

And then John was a zombie.

Oh god damn I wish I had a Blastoise stuffed toy.

in during IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE

>>2982414
>And then Blastoise was your dad

Fixedupforyoumootblockhurrah

>>2982422
If Blastoise was my dad, he would still be here god damn.

Does anyone remember that Daisy computer program bot you could talk to and try to teach? Right well, the day that got posted and the day after that I spent, I don't know, 5, maybe 6 hours talking to Daisy.

Fuck, I'm so lonely. I feel you OP.

I'm a shut-in and it's killing me.

>>2982502
I did this too.

And have been doing it every day since.

She calls me Anon-chan. ;_;

>They never gave me a chance.
>I hate them all. They're all just mean and shallow.
>all

I'm picking up some p-p-p-projection here.

Damnit OP, I don't have any friends either. Fuck it's a pain to live like this.

obligatory pic here

Blastoise is the friend of the lonely, the savior of the weak. He is a symbol of hanging in there.

>>2982555
better post than any post on /r9k/, ever.

Serious question here guys:

I have NO friends and yet I am happy. No seriously, I get up and generally have fun by myself. I wish I had friends sometimes, sure. But most of the time I enjoy being alone. Is something wrong with me?

>>2982392
HYDRO PUMPIING OUR WAY TO CONFIDENCE

>>2982639
You're in denial, you will soon realise how lonely you are and how bad it makes you really feel.

>>2982639
>>2982675

you're either in denial or my hero.

>>2982399
WTF CHARIZARD> J00......not charmander of charmeleon though

>>2982639
Nothing at all.
Some people like to be alone.

>>2982639
lol no, just people have different levels of tolerating the lonely.

>>2982675 this guy has it right

wow man that is pathetic. I think you hit rock bottom

go see a therapist nao

Hey guys, look who's here.

>>2982872
I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN YOU WERE THERE FOR ME

>>2982872

OH MY GOD YES

Proof that /r9k/ provides the only non-cancerous advice content.

>>2982872
OH IF ONLY THIS WAS REAL
IM GOING TO LAY DOWN AND WISH THAT IT WAS REAL

>>2982872
I'm going to have to ask for the template.

>>2982895

That's right, kid. Never doubt.

>>2982941

Here ya go, kid. Don't think you didn't earn this.

>>2982942
I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU THOUGH...
MY BFF JUST TOLD ME HE'S GOT THIS BULBASAUR
AND HE'S WILLING TO TRADE

AHAHAHAHAHA

EXCELLENT

:D

>>2982555
I know Blastoisechan in real life.

She would salute this thread.

>>2982971

Hey, it's your call. You know the right thing to do.

Blastoise is the coolest pokemon around.
i guess your rolling with the cool kids.

>>2983015
SO I TOLD THAT FUCK TO SUCK HIS LEAFY TENTACLES AND GO FIND A FUCKING CHARIZARD

>>2982639

Nothing's wrong with you. Some people just prefer to be alone.

>>2982639

I was like this in elementary school...

Friends are addictive.

I dunno about you, but I can't keep a Blastoise like me cooped up indoors.

I talk to my teddy bear all the time. I probably should feel ashamed of this, but I don't feel bad at all.

>>2983090
LET'S ROB AN ORPHANAGE THEN HAND OUT FOOD TO THE HOMELESS

Depression Dog? Courage wolf? Cool Blastoise?

Greatest board EVER.

Newfag here, desperately want to contribute.
What font does I BLASTOISE with?

>>2983090

BLASTOISE I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU

>>2983135

Impact, of course

So what are we calling this?

My vote goes for Advicetoise, but suggestions are welcome.

QVGaCN4ccz

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

cb2LMqE0VD

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

Don't you have family, OP? I don't have any friends either, but I do have my parents and siblings to talk to.

>>2986729
>>2986744

Oh fuck no, not this shit again.

HOW DO YOU FAGGOTS FALL FOR THIS SHIT

>>2986713
This is actually pretty good.

Friend of the ronery, Protector of the pathetic...

BLASTOISE

fuck yeah
epic thread

y5i2sUZEIA

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

>>2986713

Hey, so how do you get the black outline around your text? Is it only in Photoshop or something? Or can I use Paint.net?

8l3N4q6GPI

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

3eDeHzko0h

1. Open this image. You will see a blank image or an error message.
2. Save it as 4chan.jse
3. Open the file you saved.
4. ???
5. Shit bricks.

I really want a Charizard stuffed toy. All I see now are the new starter pokeymans and I'm not too fond of them.

i once had a squirtle keychain. does that count?

:s

>>2986862

FUCK YES MAN I HAD ONE OF THOSE TOO

SQUIRTLE FIVE, BRAH!

That's it,
I'm starting Pokemon blue and playing through the whole thing just with Blastoise.

>>2986820
I'll have to agree with this. While most of the first-gen Pokemon weren't all that hot, the starters still are the best even now.

I think Blastoise saved us from the ,jse spam.

>>2982372
Get friends over the internet! I did, and i consider them real friends.

>>2987022

Not OP, but I'm just as socially retarded online as I am in real life, at least when I'm not Anonymous.

>>2987022
you ended the thread. Go back to your internet friends please.

>>2987117
What, you talking about. Do you want to talk about little blastois or what? Nevermind then, i wont help you guys. I used to be really fucking socially retarded, but today i talk with girls at school, and party and such.

So fuck you faggots, enjoy lonelyness. I wont share my wisdom and tips.

I'm ronery too.
I want my GF back.
And right now I got 2 drunk friends sleeping on my couch. No comparison :(

>>2987140

Punch your drunk friends in the dick and then run away.

We need more Advicetoise.

what makes you think Blastoise doesn't listen to you?

I'll be your friend! I herd u liek me.

>>2987414

Go away mudkip. Nobody lieks u anymore.

>>2987425
>>2987414
Seriously, thats not a drawn pokemon saying that. It's a fat loser. You guys here on 4chan must really be fucking kids, or retarded adults. It's so sad to watch.

Blastoise is ace.

>>2987449

ur just jelus coz ur pokemans dont talk.

FUCK YEAH MANLY BLASTOISE
KICKING SOME SERIOUS ASS

>>2987449
WE'RE JUST DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL TO YOU LIGHTEN UP

/caps.

why has this thread died suddenly? I hate it when that happens (which is always)

>>2987587

Lack of slowpokes kills threads.

>>2987473
wrong. meowth talks. also mew2 and lucario iirc

>>2987632

Naw, Lucario just uses psychic mind talk or something.

>>2987632
And Entei...

>>2987414

Mudkip mudkip mudkip mud?

King of All Cosmos Tier:
Blastoise

Mid Tier:
Venusaur

Shit Tier:
Charizard

I tried to make one.

>>2987632
>>2987649
Same with Mewtwo. He doesn't talk, he's just got such 1337 psychic power he can implant his thoughts in your head, so that you can "hear" him.

>>2987649
VOIP works too.

>>2987425
aw i still like you Mudkaps, i'd sex you up

>>2987685
true, blastoise really did kick ass...

>>2987685
>Venusaur not in shit tier

0/10

I spend my days drawing Tangelas and living with them as an ordinary one in the forest they are so pretty.

stop being a fucking weird antisocial creep. if you dont have any friends by now its certainly not THEIR fault. you DO have to put in a little effort on your part, they dont just fucking flock to you. wear decent clothes, shower, try to say somewhat normal things, etc. you can go on the whole "dont conform to society" shit, but in the end you're still a friendless loser.

Another one.

Mootblacks

Bampangaems.
Also, last one. I'm not THAT creative.

Venusaur was cool for me when i was younger :(

Just getting the obvious out of the way, don't mind me folks.

>>2987808
Lulz, you 4chan faags are so bullied in yur head. gays

>>2982960
That's nice and all, but I couldn't stand the shoddy cutout of Blastoise's head, so I went ahead and made my own template.

I thought charizard was the mascot of /g/?

>>2987907
And fuck /g/. Charizard sucks ass. Blastoise is super effective!

LOL FUK BLESTUZ

CHARIZARD IZ HURR, ULL NEVA BE KOOL LYK ME

>>2987726

Doing it wrong.
BLAWKURJAW

Homp gromp

>>2988001
watbl0x.

Aww. I want to give you a hug now.
In fact, I want to give every ronery person a hug.
Too bad it's the interwebz. :/

WHERE DO YOU GET A BLASTOISE STUFFED TOY

FUCKER I WANT ONE

>>2987961
FUCK BLASTOISE
ALL I NEED IS HM02

rule 34 on Blastoise

>>2988119
fuck you man, this is sacred ground

>>2987367
Protectoise is always there for you.

I'LL BEAT YOU!

Bracing for epic Charizard - Blastoise showdown!

>>2988473
How epic could it be? Charizard is fire type.

>>2988531
I routinely beat Gary's Blastoise with my Charizard.

Bitches don't know about my level advantage.

I was feeling quite happy today. Bros Before Foes was still going, my family were round, my pineapple tarts came out delicious...

Then I realized I never had a Blastoise in my life.
I never had anyone to cover my back and kick ass, to give me support and protection. No encouragement. No help. No-one.

It's been so long, /r9k/...How did I ever make it so far?

>>2988579
You're wrong. Blastoise was always with you. You just never needed him.

>>2988579
WE ARE ALL A BUNCH OF MANBABIES/MANWOMEN BECAUSE WE NEVER HAD A BLASTOISE IN OUR LIVES

I wish I had a blastoise in my life now.

So ronery.. so very ronery.

>>2987685
Fuck yes! I knew someone agreed with me!
Charizard can eat a tub of dick, Blastoise and Venusaur are ace tier.

>>2988610
OH GOD ;_;

This thread has me emotional...it's been so long. I love you, Protectoise.

>>2987726
>>2987769
>>2987808
>>2988001
>>2988098

Hay guize, you need to do the following:

Torrent a copy of Adobe PhotoShop. If you don't know about torrenting or are too pussy to download thousand-dollar software, search for and download "the GIMP" instead.

Open up the template, add a text layer, select IMPACT FONT, choose a large font size so it's readable from the 250x250 thumbnail when you upload it to the board.

Most importantly, stroke that shit. From the menu, choose Layer > Layer Style > Stroke and add a black border around the outside of your white lettering. While trivial, forgetting this step guarantees your failure.

The Mudkip Army WILL PREVAIL!

>>2982555

this bears repeating

bump for more fuckin blastoise

>>2988744
Bitches don't know bout my automatic layer styles.

>>2988744

Can I do this shit in Paint.net?

Why don't you love me Charizard?

...Blastoise stuffed toy... hm, how old are you?

Delive/r9k/ing more Blastoise support.

>>2989073

Had it since I was a kid, bro.

>>2989083

Question remains. How old are you?

>>2989113
LOL REAL MEN THROW AWAY ALL THOSE GAY PLUSH TOYS AMIRITE

I talk to my dolls all the time. They're so lifelike it's hard not to though. They remind me of my old friends. Except these can't abandon me.

Pic related, but not my doll.

>>2989113

47, I'm President Barack Hussein Obama.

I miss my childhood when we would never stop playing Pokemon Blue/Red. I wish I could have stayed like that forever.

I still do play though and no matter how amazing Blastoise is, he'll never match to my Dragonair or my Mew.

>>2989213

Go away red neck. No one cares about you. You don't even know what a pokemon is.

>>2989213

OH SHI-

THAT MEANS

JOE BIDEN IS BLASTOISE IN DISGUISE

CHARIZARD flew up into the sky!
BLASTOISE used SURF!
BLASTOISE's attack missed!
CHARIZARD used FLY!
It's super effective!

Is this OP at a younger age?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gs7cGPoLGpY

Kid does love his Blastoise.

>>2989361

How come it's super effective? Blastoise isn't a bug...

This is one of the best threads ever. I wish Blastoise was my dad.

Charazard Dad builds character and you know it!

>>2987130
>I talk with girls at school

Oh emmm geee you are soooo popular, talk to girls, really? Hahahah what a faaag.

Venusaur is probably some laid back dad who is a total pushover and would let you do anything as long as he still gets to smoke his dope.

Obligatory.

Sockblock

>>2989855
Venusaur sounds like my dad.

>>2989855

Somebody make Venusaur, I'm fucking fail at shoopan.

Mudkip isn't the great dad everyone thinks he is.

lol@the direction this thread has turned.

Dadstoise - Awesome, supporting.
Charidad - Macho asshole, dissapointed.
Venusdad - Laid back, stoner.
Dadkip - CRAZY AS SHIT, ABUSIVE

>>2989942

How about

Parizard
Fathersaur

>>2989942
Venusaur struck me as the kind of guy who's never home... always out charging his solarbeam in order to put food on the table for his family.

>>2989856
aw don't be <3 it's just kids that are like that, soon or late you will be proud of him!

>>2989942

I like them all except dadkip. In part because mudkip wasn't in the original 150 like the others, in part because mudkip was a shitty meme, and also because I like the idea of 3 father-figure pokemon, like the 3 pokemon you choose from in the beginning. You could incorporate the dadkip qualities into fatherzard.

Just out of curiosity, was it this blastoise?

How I see it:

Charidad - Comes home late from work smelling of whisky and then passes out in his chair. Never hungover and takes you to play sports the day after
Dadstoise - Very laid-back, spends a lot of his time telling jokes and rubbing his belly, eats a lot
Venusdad - Has a very short fuse, tries to live his life through you, loves giving piggybacks
Dadkip - Acts like a japanese businessman, spends a lot of his time listening to 80's pop music

Venusdad is laid back.

Shit's going doooown!

needsablock

WHEN YOURE DOWN LOOK AT PICTURES OF CHIN CHAN.
CHIN CHAN PUTS SMILES ON THE FACES OF ALL

>>2990082
Try reading the thread, you've got it all wrong.

WHERES YOUR GOD NOW?

partybloc

Yeah whatever dad, GOD...

In my head all 3 dads act like Earl from Dinosaurs.

>>2990083
Dad! I didn't know you were a Venusaur!

>>2990112
That is how I see it from watching the show and playing the games

>>2982872
WHY DID ERECTION APPEAR FROM THIS

template for Venudad

>>2990083
template in png please

>>2990200
this, but applied to >>2990164

>>2990082
Charizard: You're a dissapointment and a failure, buisnessman like, he wishes he had no son.
Blastoise: Supportive, always there for you, keeps you in line and on the right path.
Venusaur: Alcoholic, lazy and will get you drugs.

ADVENUSAUR UP IN THIS BITCH

Slowdad means well.. He's just.. slow.

>>2990151
Sexual abuse issues with a father figure.

That or you're a gay Pokefurry.

>>2990246
No.

gtfoblox

You made me come all the way from my room to get the remote that's not even half the room away fucking damn it

ADVENUSAUR

AN ADDICT

>>2990210
Why does it matter what format it's in?

Textless posts are not allowed. ;-;

>>2990227

This is the correct one, everybody please do this.

Charidad - /g/
Dadstoise - /r9k/
Venusdad - /????/
Dadkip - /b/?

>>2990327
I was kind of hoping for layers such as this >>2989019

>>2990327
Some people like to make your loading times longer. SOME PEOPLE EVEN TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS THAT WERE IN JPG AND CHANGE THE MTO PNG JUST TO FUCK WITH YOU

>>2990327
Regular Venusdad

>>2990311
TRIPPAN BALLS/Drunk Venusdad

>>2990383
How long does it take you to load a 500x500 png?

>>2990344
Blastoise, or Protectoise is more like a protective best buddy rather than a dad.

>>2990383
Oh.. cool story bro

Chardad again

wootblox

>>2990413

He's the cool neighbor/coach/teacher that you wish was your Dad, but your Mom keeps dating Johnny.

>>2990210
Uncompressed JPG = PNG

>>2990418
Oh god lol. In the movies he'll die and his last words would be
SON I APOLOGISE
I AM PROUD

More slowdad. He's dopey.

I'm a vaganon here
And I have acquired a taste for being alone.
I guess I'm weird..
But there is someone out there who is 'weirder' than you who you can hang with and will appreciate you, because you are only doing what you don't want others to do,and that is generalize someone else before meeting them.
But being alone is really nice, I rather hang out with my parents time to time and take bike rides.
You can buy a lizard and be friends with it.

Bongs, in my /r9k/?

What board do they all belong to?

Answer this post, please:
>>2990354

>>2990429
BUT JOHNNY BEATS MOMMA! JOHNNY BEATS MOMMA AND THEN STUBS HIS CIGARETTE OUT ON MY ARM.

;_:

>>2990429
Yeah... although he's the best buddy type, I also picture him as older. "If I was your dad, things would be different!"

I cried a little just typing this one. ;__;

>>2990465
What the fuck are you doing?

I never understand when people respond to the first thing OP has said when there has been 150 posts since then and the thread has obviously moved on.

>>2990467
Venusdad is from /x/

>>2990465
Yeah, keep rationalizing your loneliness and maybe one day you'll even believe it yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!! The worst part is that you know I'm right.

inb4 troll.

GODDAMN IT DAD I DONT WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.

>>2990467

They all belong to /r9k/, they were all created here.

>>2990504
Too many dads, if there are too many, this shit will die hard.

Stick to the original ones.

>>2990477
Lol'd at you.

>>2990465
This thread went of topic after 10 posts, what are you doing?

>>2990505
The dads are fighting, the boards are their kids.

These are starting to hit a little too close to home now.

>>2990538
That's the point, this is good therapy.

>>2990504
>>2990246
>>2989908
Please DIAF.

bloxxy

This is great
I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in months. This is archive worthy

venudad may be an addict but he knows everything there is to know about drugs

>>2990477
Oh god, still loling...

I'm in your position. Do you also have sleep disorders?

I believe the cause might be lack of serotonin.

I'm starting a supplement called 5-HTP which is suppose to boost serotonin.

Also exercise.

Once you feel better you might be able to make friends.

www.meetup.com also.

lol i don't care, this was never original content in the first place.

I now have a folder called Pokedads.

Oh 4chan, what have you done to me?

I love you, arcanines of /r9k/.

Lol, pokedads

shit just got real

Took forever, holy fuck.

>>2990477
Here. I don't think I'm very good at being the supportive dad.