Obvious troll is obvious, go back to lurking for over 9000 years.

Trolls on /r9k/? Never seen that around!

I WAS RAGING SO HARD

then my training kicked in

thank you /b/ for unlimited patience

oh god wtf is this shit

Gosh, the original poster of this thread is obviously perfectly legit and not in any way trolling.

GET YOUR RAT OUT OR FUCK OFF

No. Fuck you.
mootblox

00f000ff0xffx

I raged, but only because this is what tripfags are really like.

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>>2966685
>>2966705
>>2966711
I don't see any saging going on you fucking retards.

sweet mother of god I know it's a troll but I still am raging FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

AS KING OF R9K I WELCOME YOU TO MY HUMBLE BOARD AND GRANT YOU GUEST RIGHTS.

>>2966724
That's because sage is utterly pointless.

Age for this marvellous thread.

A well constructed troll attempt. B minus. See me after class.

If everything else wasn't obvious enough, the "6 years" would have pushed it over the edge.

>>2966724
That's because then we'd lose the noko and have to retype it. Not fun :(

>>2966740
Why are you so ugly, decepticunt?

>>2966757
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Obviously, that should have linked to >>2966747

>>2966747
Oh, I've heard about you! You're that ugly girl, aren't you, haha. The one with her face plastered all over 4chan.

Aww, I feel kinda sorry for you, but I did laugh at your chin <:3

oh god *holds up spork* XD i remember you Cuddle! but didn't you have a different name?

the problem here isn't that this is a troll

the problem is that this might NOT be a troll.

the solution however is quite clear in either event.

>>2966772
I lol'd. Cuddle, you might just be awwwwwright.

>>2966757
>>2966761
Every time I try to answer your question with the response, "Because ugliness is the only gift my parents have ever been able to afford," I get muted. The robot loves me today.

Reverse troll: to make them rage at the poor quality of your fake troll, not noticing that the true troll is in fact a meta troll.
Not that bad, 6/10.

>>2966868
If you weren't a vapid tripfag I might feel bad.

You girls are such bitches, you think that just cos you've got a vagina, everyones gonna like you

Every now and then I think about becoming a tripfag so its easier to distinguish conversations. This thread just reminded me why I shouldn't ever become one.

>>2966654
There's a HIDDEN CODED SIGNAL in the OP's picture.

>>2966654
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
mootcockblock

Nice try. When I first saw it I was like: What is this? I don't even

Wait, why has no one requested tits yet?

WILSOOOOOOON!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING PRETENDING TO BE A GIRL AND TROLLING ON THE NET?

GET BACK HERE AND FUCK MY HAIRY MAN ASS, YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT.

wow you are so obviously a girl, cuddle is a girly name, you sound like a girly girl, you are a girl

Listen kids if you're gonna reply to a troll post you best be sage'n as to not bump the thread.

And uh obligatory YALL NIGGAS POSTIN IN A TROLL THREAD.

>>2966913
That's good. :3 Only people with interesting and distinctive personalities should become tripfags. All the other tripfags don't even become well-known and are just tryhards.

No offence, but you do sound kinda boring. No offence.

school and worthless
signs that caution
sixteen tits
we need to see this buttsex
abused give up
mootfuckblockblame

sage where?
IN EVERY FIELD

>>2966730
>>2966747
>>2966772
>>2966811
>>2966916
>>2967115
>>2967127


GOD PISS FUCK ASS ALL OF YOU FUCKING DIE AND SUCK SATAN'S COCK SUCK IT LONG AND HARD AND ALLOW THE RAZOR SPINES TO RIP YOUR FUCKING ESOPHAGUS INSIDE OUT LIKE AN UNCUT PENIS HANGING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

>>2967181
AGE AGE LOLOL AGE

I weep for the art of trolling when things like this are posted.

>>2967181

Indeed.

mootcockblock

>>2967202

Shut up, tripfag.

mootblockcockdock

fuck off tripfaggot OP

I hate you already. what asstrip makes their own introduction thread?

>>2967218
agin' your sagin'

>>2967232

DISREGARD THAT, FORGOT MY SAGE, I SUCK COCKS, CONTINUE.

fockblocktookmoot

when we were young
when you were young
fuck the place where you lived
bitch didaklwe wwtwtwt twat
they say the devil
sweet cocks
fuck the feet
beats beats
moot <3

Since the stench of retarded newfags appears to be originating from this location, I'm here to post a friendly reminder (and a little gore to shoo away the faggots)
Don't feed the trolls. Especially the blatantly obvious ones. This is not a second /b/, please return to the board from which you came.

>6 years now
Nice try, Zarflax.

I still would enjoy it very much if tits was provided.

>>2966654
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>>2966772
xD

This unoriginal post is brought to you by MootBlocks Inc.

Willl you warm up to me faster if I post a pic, /r9k/? :)? I know you'll all love me in a week or so so this is pretty funny to me. :3 teehee

<3 to topper, glad to be here

I SAGE THIS THREAD DUE TO PURE, UNADULTERATED FAGGOTRY.

>>2967393
Awwwwww. Is that a no? ):>

Okay, no pics. Maybe later if you guys are nice~

>>2967389

Sorry, you are a faggot, there is only one solution and it is in my email field.

>>2967393

Perhaps you could do with a little bit of this?

>>2967389
>>2967407
FUCKING TROLL ;~;

i'd rather see topper naked than a tripwhore.

>>2966654 (OP)

6 years and you do not lurk in /r9k/ ?

best.be.trollin.bitch.

shit i was about to forget my sage.

Haha, I love you too Edward <3

Twilight sucks but! I don't know how you can like it. All the other girls seem to, but not me. I'm a nerd lol((:

Post reported.

Seriously, this is going too far, even for a troll.

I think you all should know that Cuddle is actually a 46 year old man from Madison, WI who sucks cocks for cigarette money.

>>2967444
lol i don't like that shit. i just use the name.

Dude, trolling isn't just about pushing all the buttons you can find. You need to up your ranks in subtlety.

cuddle is my new bff

FUCKING TRIPFAGS FUCKING TROLLS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>2967655
AGEING YOUR SAGEING LOLLERSKATES

Am I doin' it rite?
Unsecure tripfags

No thx <33333

>>2967793
Aww you guys are trying to hack me now? Haha I'm honored <3

I really hate you all.

You aren't confident in real life so you cannot be loud and pushy there and so your solution is to be the 'free spirit' on the internet.

Well piss off, this is a place of anonymous people and the only posts where people claim to love you are yourselves or the 1 or 2 lonely people who like to go along with you in the attempt of finding a new friend.

Honestly, /r9k/ doesn't need you, it's bad enough as it is.

>>2968034
Awww, sooooomeone's a little tsundere!! <:3

Sage this nigger shittery.

>>2968086
Cool sage there broseph.

0/10 holy shit. why does this have so many replies?

>>2968126
Because they have all become one with the Cuddle monster!

>>2968126
I think you know the answer :33 This is definitely the best thread on /r9k/ ATM (and the other thread about moi).

>I'm also an oldfag, I've been on 4chan for about 6 years now. <33

You're going to be my first example for doing it wrong when I teach "Using facts to your advantage" in Trolling 101.

>>2968155
I am a tripfag too! love me! ...please ...cmon guys

>>2968179
That's a pretty stupid thing to make a guide on. You know noone's gonna read it, right? You're just one of the boring tripfriends that noone really knows or cares about. sorry <3

>>2968200

OMG WHO IS NOONE?

YOU CHEATING WHORE.

WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

GOD DAMN FUCK YOU CUDDLE

>>2968200
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>>2968200
Pretentious whore spotted. Like all tripfags, I mean.

>>2968348
Forgot my sage m0ewtblox. ;_;

I hope to god this is just trolling and that /r9k/ isn't this fucking retarded.

every person who replied to this post without saging is cancer

yes, every one of you.

Shit, I go out for the night and I get replaced as /r9k/s newest tripfag, now I have nothing. My life is in tatters.

>>2968373
<:333 I'm not, silly. I told you, I'm an oldfag! Silly anons.

Hey /r9k/! Your newest tripfag here. I'm a dude.

I'm freaking awesome. And I think you are, too. >:| <--AWESOME FAEC

I've been around here for a while, lol, and you guys are waayyyyy more fun than those /b/tards. I just now decided to trip (thanks for the template cuddle), and I was recently the OP of the ESCAPE THE SITUATION thread.

Let's rock.

>>2968407
overdone trolling is overdone. i'm bored with you now. :(

I'm no one special.

ITT: sucks were cocked

cuddles post pics plz