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    File :1233190438.png-(6 KB, 300x300, TrollPicture.png)
    6 KB Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)19:53:58 No.2944889  
    Hello, I am here to prove that r9k is easy to troll. Also, I am a troll. I'd like to state a couple of things:
    -/r9k/ is full of ronery pathetic losers who hate on anyone that looks more decent than them. They also hate beautiful women because they are unable to obtain them.
    -Boxxy is every boards Queen
    -The friendzone does exist
    -You will burn in hell if you do not believe in god
    -You consider yourself superior to your peers when in reality, they reject you, and succeed where you fail.
    -/b/ is better than /r9k/
    -The fembots here (all 3 of them) are ugly whores who believe it is their high expectations that keep them from finding a decent man (and believe they don't exist), when really, they're just a bitch. Proof meh wrung
    -Faggots (literal gay males) do not belong on this board. or anywhere.
    -Abortion should be illegal
    -Obama is full of fail
    -Sarah Palin 2012!
    -Black people are awesome
    -Stem cell research should be banned
    -Global warming does not exist
    -Gay marraige should be illegal
    -Athiest and agnostics should be executed
    -America is a nation built on christian foundations
    -The contraction for the words You and Are is YOUR
    -It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"
    lastly
    -Moot is not a faggot
    What is your response, you pseudo-intellectual faggots?
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:55:39 No.2944913
    >The contraction for the words You and Are is YOUR
    RAGGGGGGGGGEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:56:49 No.2944931
    >>2944889
    I don't get it. I agree with everything you said.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:57:06 No.2944936
    I agree with about half of those.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:58:19 No.2944947
    >Sarah Palin 2012!
    this can't be possible for anyone. Not even you troll.
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 01/28/09(Wed)19:58:22 No.2944948
    > -You consider yourself superior to your peers when in reality, they reject you, and succeed where you fail.

    Actually this is pretty standard /r9k/ stuff. /r9k/ seems to hate itself even more than /b/ does.
    >> The Internet Love Machine (not a giant vibrator) !uuBIYhrRlY 01/28/09(Wed)19:58:28 No.2944949
    I got a warm feeling reading that list. Feels good man. Thanks Troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:59:28 No.2944960
    you forgot some
    -gay people suck
    -israel has every right to bomb palenstine
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)19:59:32 No.2944961
    Hey guys it's real easy to not respond to a troll thread and just let it die!
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 01/28/09(Wed)20:02:08 No.2944993
    >>2944961
    I think we sort of want this one up. The basic premise is that /r9k/ is a bunch of psuedo-intellectual dicks, which is something that I think most of us agree with.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:02:12 No.2944995
    Also:
    -The Game
    -Moving with your aunty and uncle to bel-air
    -Courage Wolf is fucking hillarious
    -We should turn Iran into glass
    -Kill all Iraqies!
    -We should just let the mexicans work for us
    -9/11 was not an inside job. it was highly intelligent terrorist cells
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:02:35 No.2944997
    >>2944960
    >-Faggots (literal gay males) do not belong on this board. or anywhere.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:04:30 No.2945014
    btw, just letting you all know, that theres still time to repent for you sinful ways and turn to jesus.

    that is all.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:04:42 No.2945018
    >-The fembots here (all 3 of them) are ugly whores who believe it is their high expectations that keep them from finding a decent man (and believe they don't exist), when really, they're just a bitch. Proof meh wrung

    OR MAYBE I REALLY DO JUST HAVE HIGH STANDARDS BUT AM REALLY REALLY NICE AND THE RIGHT MAN IS ABOUT TO COME ALONG ANY DAY NOW AND...And...and...

    ...no, you're right, I am a bitch.

    SO RONERY ;_;
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:05:30 No.2945021
    >Boxxy is every boards Queen
    who the fuck is "boxxy" and why do i keep seeing this person mentioned
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:05:52 No.2945025
    ITT collaboration with trolls.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:06:22 No.2945034
    >>2945021
    It's a camwhore of sorts on /b/ who caused them to go nuts and try to destroy 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:06:36 No.2945041
    >>2945021
    http://img.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.html
    read up mah boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:07:26 No.2945054
    >>2945041
    the fuck, my link was changed. trying again
    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:08:04 No.2945060
    OP, I wanted to believe you were wrong. But here we are, people getting trolled, responding to logical fallacies and statements of opinion. Well played, sir.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:08:19 No.2945065
    >9/11 was not an inside job. it was highly intelligent terrorist cells
    lmao! oh man, nice one.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:09:46 No.2945074
    >Moot is not a faggot
    YOU LIE! FUCKING LIES!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:09:51 No.2945075
    >>2945021
    Our Boxxy, who art in youtube,
    Hallowed be thy Name.
    Thy kingdom come.
    Thy will be done,
    On gaia as it is in 4chan.
    Give us this day our daily image macro.
    And forgive us our faps,
    As we forgive those who fap to us.
    And lead us not into bans,
    But deliver us from trolls.
    For thine is the mouth,
    and the hair swoop, and the mascara,
    for ever and ever.
    Amen


    THIS IS THE WORD OF THE LORD, YOUR BOXXY
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:11:33 No.2945095
    >>2945075
    Other trolls, besides I, are completely ignorant.
    Finish up middle school big guy.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:11:36 No.2945096
    >-Black people are awesome
    Why yes, yes we are.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:11:44 No.2945097
    So just by being conservative I can troll /r9k/?
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:11:54 No.2945101
    lol i toast in your bread

    is your existence validated yet
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:13:12 No.2945115
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    >>2945075
    /sp/ version.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:13:34 No.2945117
    >>2945097
    no being a liberal or democrat is the way to troll.
    What, are you fucking stupid?
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:15:25 No.2945132
    >>2944889
    your words made me rage on the inside, but i know better.
    8/10
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:17:57 No.2945159
    >>2944889
    your audacity impresses me, but I was not fooled.
    clever OP.

    also >The friendzone does exist
    made me lol
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 01/28/09(Wed)20:18:02 No.2945161
    >>2945117
    Alright, now that's better trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:20:23 No.2945183
         File :1233192023.jpg-(23 KB, 125x117, RAGE.jpg)
    23 KB
    >It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"
    RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE
    To hell with you OP! To HELL!
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:21:27 No.2945195
    In relation to the OP's pic (and /r9k/ being full of lonely pathetic losers like me), I have only to say this: http://bleedtogether.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/the-introduction-her/

    Despite building up to a near win in December I didn't meet her in person until last Saturday. Yeah.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:24:30 No.2945237
    >>2945195
    I read the first paragraph.
    Seriously, just fucking kill yourself.
    >I first met her in August and I quickly fell for her.
    What faggotry is this?
    GTFO!
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:25:42 No.2945246
    It's funny because it's true.

    mewtycoxblox
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:26:20 No.2945253
    I laughed.
    Was I trolled?
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:28:31 No.2945278
    oh and just in case I'm not here to say it:
    LOL AHAHAHA LULZYS!!! I TROLLLZ YOU! HAHAH LOL
    >> sage sage 01/28/09(Wed)20:31:17 No.2945309
    Gentlemen, stop posting, start saging.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:34:10 No.2945347
    >>2945309
    awee, why so serious?
    Does not sage reflect your disaproval of my thread, thereby, saying that I pretty much troll'd you?
    Thus, aren't you just proving my statements?
    HOLY JUMPING DICK BATMAN, I THINK HES RIGHT!
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:38:39 No.2945386
    ah, and thus concludes my experiment. thank you for helping me confirm my beliefs /r9k/.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:40:56 No.2945417
    As much as I think it's messed up to make fun of these people, I can't help but laugh. Gold, pure gold OP :D
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:44:23 No.2945455
    I, for one, wish to continue being trolled.
    >> ‮‬ !/r9k/ymPks 01/28/09(Wed)20:48:08 No.2945492
    The friendzone does exist.
    Obama is full of fail.
    Global warming does not exist.
    It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"
    lastly
    Moot is not a faggot


    I agree with these, I love you troll <3
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:49:36 No.2945511
    couragewolf is awesome!
    PLEASE BAER WITH ME AS I MAKE SOME COURAGE WOLF POSTERS.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:50:22 No.2945520
    >>2944889

    Meh. If you could have seen me just now, I just shrugged.
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:50:29 No.2945522
    >>2945492
    awee :3
    and I hope you die in agony from testicular cancer <3
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:53:06 No.2945553
    >>2944889

    I can NOT believe you forgot cut vs. uncut!

    Overall? 8/10
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:53:57 No.2945568
    >>2945520
    Same guy.

    >>2945522
    Wait, I think I know you in MSN...
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:55:30 No.2945589
    >>2945568
    no. i'm pretty sure you don't. theres nothing but bitches and hoes on my list.
    >> ‮‬ !/r9k/ymPks 01/28/09(Wed)20:55:37 No.2945592
    >>2945522
    <3 Me too, seeing as I dont have testicles that would be a miracle. But thank you for your kind words <3
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)20:56:36 No.2945606
    >>2945553
    wtf are you talking about? Those threads are fucking awesome.

    >>2945592
    no problem sugar tits.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:58:00 No.2945629
    Cristiano Ronaldo deserves his award mainly bacause of his inteligence and discretion
    >> ‮‬ !/r9k/ymPks 01/28/09(Wed)20:58:02 No.2945630
    >>2945606
    I don't have breats either, I removed my testicles because I didn't want children.
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)20:58:40 No.2945636
    >>2944889
    10/10 would get trolled again, fast delivery of rage
    >> Troll !CzqmRImo0Q 01/28/09(Wed)21:00:53 No.2945661
    >>2945630
    YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION TO GOD. Fucking enjoy your hell!
    also, <3
    >> Anonymous 01/28/09(Wed)21:03:24 No.2945685
    >>2945661
    Please note.

    I BE TROLLAN.

    Good day.



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