Hello, I am here to prove that r9k is easy to troll. Also, I am a troll. I'd like to state a couple of things:-/r9k/ is full of ronery pathetic losers who hate on anyone that looks more decent than them. They also hate beautiful women because they are unable to obtain them.-Boxxy is every boards Queen-The friendzone does exist-You will burn in hell if you do not believe in god-You consider yourself superior to your peers when in reality, they reject you, and succeed where you fail.-/b/ is better than /r9k/-The fembots here (all 3 of them) are ugly whores who believe it is their high expectations that keep them from finding a decent man (and believe they don't exist), when really, they're just a bitch. Proof meh wrung-Faggots (literal gay males) do not belong on this board. or anywhere.-Abortion should be illegal-Obama is full of fail-Sarah Palin 2012!-Black people are awesome-Stem cell research should be banned-Global warming does not exist-Gay marraige should be illegal-Athiest and agnostics should be executed-America is a nation built on christian foundations-The contraction for the words You and Are is YOUR-It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"lastly -Moot is not a faggotWhat is your response, you pseudo-intellectual faggots?
>The contraction for the words You and Are is YOURRAGGGGGGGGGEEEEE
>>2944889I don't get it. I agree with everything you said.
I agree with about half of those.
>Sarah Palin 2012!this can't be possible for anyone. Not even you troll.
> -You consider yourself superior to your peers when in reality, they reject you, and succeed where you fail.Actually this is pretty standard /r9k/ stuff. /r9k/ seems to hate itself even more than /b/ does.
I got a warm feeling reading that list. Feels good man. Thanks Troll.
you forgot some-gay people suck-israel has every right to bomb palenstine
Hey guys it's real easy to not respond to a troll thread and just let it die!
>>2944961I think we sort of want this one up. The basic premise is that /r9k/ is a bunch of psuedo-intellectual dicks, which is something that I think most of us agree with.
Also:-The Game-Moving with your aunty and uncle to bel-air-Courage Wolf is fucking hillarious-We should turn Iran into glass-Kill all Iraqies!-We should just let the mexicans work for us-9/11 was not an inside job. it was highly intelligent terrorist cells
>>2944960>-Faggots (literal gay males) do not belong on this board. or anywhere.
btw, just letting you all know, that theres still time to repent for you sinful ways and turn to jesus.that is all.
>-The fembots here (all 3 of them) are ugly whores who believe it is their high expectations that keep them from finding a decent man (and believe they don't exist), when really, they're just a bitch. Proof meh wrungOR MAYBE I REALLY DO JUST HAVE HIGH STANDARDS BUT AM REALLY REALLY NICE AND THE RIGHT MAN IS ABOUT TO COME ALONG ANY DAY NOW AND...And...and......no, you're right, I am a bitch.SO RONERY ;_;
>Boxxy is every boards Queenwho the fuck is "boxxy" and why do i keep seeing this person mentioned
ITT collaboration with trolls.
>>2945021It's a camwhore of sorts on /b/ who caused them to go nuts and try to destroy 4chan.
>>2945021http://img.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.htmlread up mah boy.
>>2945041the fuck, my link was changed. trying againhttp://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy
OP, I wanted to believe you were wrong. But here we are, people getting trolled, responding to logical fallacies and statements of opinion. Well played, sir.
>9/11 was not an inside job. it was highly intelligent terrorist cellslmao! oh man, nice one.
>Moot is not a faggotYOU LIE! FUCKING LIES!!!
>>2945021 Our Boxxy, who art in youtube, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On gaia as it is in 4chan. Give us this day our daily image macro. And forgive us our faps, As we forgive those who fap to us. And lead us not into bans, But deliver us from trolls. For thine is the mouth, and the hair swoop, and the mascara, for ever and ever. AmenTHIS IS THE WORD OF THE LORD, YOUR BOXXY
>>2945075Other trolls, besides I, are completely ignorant.Finish up middle school big guy.
>-Black people are awesomeWhy yes, yes we are.
So just by being conservative I can troll /r9k/?
lol i toast in your breadis your existence validated yet
>>2945075/sp/ version.
>>2945097no being a liberal or democrat is the way to troll.What, are you fucking stupid?
>>2944889your words made me rage on the inside, but i know better.8/10
>>2944889your audacity impresses me, but I was not fooled.clever OP.also >The friendzone does existmade me lol
>>2945117Alright, now that's better trolling.
>It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEETo hell with you OP! To HELL!
In relation to the OP's pic (and /r9k/ being full of lonely pathetic losers like me), I have only to say this: http://bleedtogether.wordpress.com/2009/01/29/the-introduction-her/Despite building up to a near win in December I didn't meet her in person until last Saturday. Yeah.
>>2945195I read the first paragraph.Seriously, just fucking kill yourself.>I first met her in August and I quickly fell for her.What faggotry is this?GTFO!
It's funny because it's true.mewtycoxblox
I laughed.Was I trolled?
oh and just in case I'm not here to say it:LOL AHAHAHA LULZYS!!! I TROLLLZ YOU! HAHAH LOL
Gentlemen, stop posting, start saging.
>>2945309awee, why so serious?Does not sage reflect your disaproval of my thread, thereby, saying that I pretty much troll'd you?Thus, aren't you just proving my statements?HOLY JUMPING DICK BATMAN, I THINK HES RIGHT!
ah, and thus concludes my experiment. thank you for helping me confirm my beliefs /r9k/.
As much as I think it's messed up to make fun of these people, I can't help but laugh. Gold, pure gold OP :D
I, for one, wish to continue being trolled.
The friendzone does exist.Obama is full of fail.Global warming does not exist.It is "BARE with me" not "BEAR with me"lastlyMoot is not a faggotI agree with these, I love you troll <3
couragewolf is awesome!PLEASE BAER WITH ME AS I MAKE SOME COURAGE WOLF POSTERS.
>>2944889Meh. If you could have seen me just now, I just shrugged.
>>2945492awee :3and I hope you die in agony from testicular cancer <3
>>2944889I can NOT believe you forgot cut vs. uncut!Overall? 8/10
>>2945520Same guy.>>2945522Wait, I think I know you in MSN...
>>2945568no. i'm pretty sure you don't. theres nothing but bitches and hoes on my list.
>>2945522<3 Me too, seeing as I dont have testicles that would be a miracle. But thank you for your kind words <3
>>2945553wtf are you talking about? Those threads are fucking awesome.>>2945592no problem sugar tits.
Cristiano Ronaldo deserves his award mainly bacause of his inteligence and discretion
>>2945606I don't have breats either, I removed my testicles because I didn't want children.
>>294488910/10 would get trolled again, fast delivery of rage
>>2945630YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION TO GOD. Fucking enjoy your hell!also, <3
>>2945661Please note.I BE TROLLAN.Good day.