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    13 KB Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:33:28 No.2921769  
    Homosexuals, why are you homo?

    Not a troll, I really want to know. For instance, gays: don't you long to stick your dong into an actual pussy? To grasp the supple tits when you see them flopping to the fucking? To feel the soft curves, to hear the sweet sound of a feminine moan and scream? To press your prickly countenance against a soft face that never needed a shave?

    And lesbians: Don't you wanna grab that hard ass, that hard warm, slick cock and feel it thrusting into your snatch back and forth? It's a feeling that can't be replaced by any amount of scissoring or dildo action. All this while you rub your hands against those broad shoulders, drinking in the smell of fresh aftershave off a fine, chiseled chin? Don't you want to hear those virile grunts against your nubile cries?

    WELL? DO YOU? BETTER SAY YES!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:36:34 No.2921817
    I'd go for both, to be perfectly honest.

    I like women more though, and am only attracted to a very few guys who look slightly feminine or fine-boned/fine-featured.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:37:07 No.2921824
    Nobody chooses to be homosexual.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:38:18 No.2921842
    >>2921824
    recently disproven on fox news.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:38:28 No.2921843
    >>2921769

    Presumably not, as those desires are the result of sexual orientation.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:38:29 No.2921844
    >>2921824
    This. If gays chose to be gays then at any point a straight person could choose to take a hard dick and enjoy it more than anything.
    >> Trap 01/26/09(Mon)21:38:59 No.2921848
    >And lesbians: Don't you wanna grab that hard ass, that hard warm, slick cock and feel it thrusting into your snatch back and forth? It's a feeling that can't be replaced by any amount of scissoring or dildo action. All this while you rub your hands against those broad shoulders, drinking in the smell of fresh aftershave off a fine, chiseled chin? Don't you want to hear those virile grunts against your nubile cries?

    What? Guys smell terrible, testosterone = pig disgusting. And hard muscles, blah blah blah? I like the softness and curves

    The moans and cries of a woman are so much more satisfying to hear (not that you would know OP). Women are just plain more attractive.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:39:08 No.2921850
    Everyone is just a different degree of bisexual.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:39:14 No.2921851
    I'm bisexual because I don't really give a fuck what the gender is. Sometimes I'm in the mood to take it in the ass, sometimes I'm in the mood to lay down with a woman.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:39:24 No.2921854
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    >>2921842

    Oh you. =3 You're so adorable when you troll, Anonymous. Here, have some furry porn!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:40:16 No.2921868
    >>2921854
    it was a joke not a troll you furfag.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:41:04 No.2921878
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    >>2921868

    What's that? You want the rest of the comic? OKAY! Because I love you that much! ^^
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:41:26 No.2921883
    Heterosexuals, why are you homo?

    Not a troll, I really want to know. For instance, chicks: don't you long to stick your tongue into an actual pussy? To grasp the supple tits when you see them flopping to the fucking? To feel the soft curves, to hear the sweet sound of a feminine moan and scream? To press your cheek against a soft face that never needed a shave?

    And guys: Don't you wanna grab that hard ass, that hard warm, slick cock and feel it thrusting into your ass back and forth? It's a feeling that can't be replaced by any amount of scissoring or dildo action. All this while you rub your hands against those broad shoulders, drinking in the smell of fresh aftershave off a fine, chiseled chin? Don't you want to hear those virile grunts against your nubile cries?

    WELL? DO YOU? BETTER SAY YES!
    >> Mr. Bradeli !tRiPfAGSxc!!tVG4nQpC10t 01/26/09(Mon)21:41:39 No.2921884
    >>2921854
    I'm pretty sure that wasn't a troll, but more of a joke. Troll =/= joke.

    Also, go die in a fire furfag.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:41:57 No.2921889
    >>2921848

    fuck. trolled trolled trolled trolled
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:42:13 No.2921894
    >don't you long to stick your dong into an actual pussy? To grasp the supple tits when you see them flopping to the fucking? To feel the soft curves, to hear the sweet sound of a feminine moan and scream? To press your prickly countenance against a soft face that never needed a shave?

    MY PENIS COULD NOT BE SOFTER

    >Don't you wanna grab that hard ass, that hard warm, slick cock and feel it thrusting into your snatch back and forth? It's a feeling that can't be replaced by any amount of scissoring or dildo action. All this while you rub your hands against those broad shoulders, drinking in the smell of fresh aftershave off a fine, chiseled chin? Don't you want to hear those virile grunts against your nubile cries?

    MY PENIS IS A LITTLE HARDER BUT THAT REFERENCE TO SNATCH KINDA RUINED IT
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:42:17 No.2921896
    >gays: don't you long to stick your dong into an actual pussy? To grasp the supple tits when you see them flopping to the fucking? To feel the soft curves, to hear the sweet sound of a feminine moan and scream? To press your prickly countenance against a soft face that never needed a shave?

    I can honestly say that those things have never appealed to me. I have no idea why I'm gay, I just am.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:42:37 No.2921903
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    >>2921884

    All I'm hearing is "POST MORE FURFAGGOTRY"
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:44:23 No.2921926
    >>2921878
    lol man, it's cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:45:33 No.2921949
    >>2921926

    But if I don't keep posting you won't get to see the amusing ending to the comic..
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:51:21 No.2922022
    >>2921949
    You've piqued my curiosity, good sir.

    Go on.
    >> Anonymous of College Park,MD 01/26/09(Mon)21:54:15 No.2922072
    >>2921769
    While you can choose your sexual behavior, no one chooses their sexual orientation.

    Christ-tards think that sexual behavior and sexual orientation are one and the same, but they are not.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:58:42 No.2922140
    >>2921949
    not planning to read it brah. It melts my eyes (in a bad way).
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)21:59:16 No.2922147
    >>2921848
    Hey Trap, aren't you really a dude?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:00:52 No.2922168
    Unlike every other guy who's gay, I'll say I'm gay by choice. I've been in shitty relationship after shitty relationship with women. They've all either broken up with me to date other guys, or they'd just blatantly cheat on me.

    After that, I swore off women. I was pretty depressed after my last girlfriend. She and I were together for 2 years, and I thought everything was going well. She dropped me for one of my "friends".

    At this time I was pretty fucked up. Because of it, most of my friends abandoned me on the pretense that "I need to work it out on my own." but one of my friends really pulled through for me.

    He and I were friends since Highschool, he came out to me during out sophomore year of college. I told him that it didn't matter if he was gay or not, he was a good friend and that's what mattered. The subject was left there. But he pulled through for me and helped me when I really needed it. One day day when I had a day off and I was just sulking in my recliner, drinking away my sorrows, he came by. He managed to convince me to take a shower and get out of my apartment. We went surfing, then we went and saw 300 and went to a badass Arab place for dinner. When we got back to my place we started drinking beer and shooting the shit. Without really thinking about it, I told him "I wished women were as easy to get along with as you." He more or less told me he had a crush on me since High School. We bullshit a little more, got a little wasted. Out of nowhere, he turned around and kissed me. It surprised the hell out of me, and while it wasn't as fun as my exes, I still had a good time with it. We wound up fucking that night. And we've been together ever since.

    Although I'm not as sexually attracted to him as women, I love him more than I can really explain and I wouldn't leave him for anything.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:05:36 No.2922226
    wow, are you really that dense? you really can't imagine liking something else, just for the thought experiment? I can, within some limits of course. I can imagine fucking girls, and i bet it woudl be great fun.

    but there's not "sense" or reason behind desire -- you see, you desire. there can be drives, triggers, learned, conditioned, but at some level, you are wired for things.

    i'm wired for maleness. so what?

    "BETTER SAY YES"! sounds like religious crap to me.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:06:07 No.2922232
    >>2922168
    That's right faggots. Conclusive evidence that we should not have to put up with your disgusting lifestyle choices.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:08:11 No.2922252
    >>2922072

    What if I could choose preference? Why would 'should' and all that crap matter, then? If I could chose freely, hetero/homo (the trivial binary itself is silly), and I chose homo, THEN it would be wrong?

    Fuck other peoples control over my choices. It's NONE OF THEIR DAMN BUSINESS who I fuck, or why. And that ougt to be the basis for all liberty.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:09:20 No.2922272
    >>2922168
    Details!

    For...um...documentary purposes. Absolutely, those.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:11:26 No.2922298
    >>2922272

    >>2922168 here

    What details do you want? :3
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:12:31 No.2922314
    >>2922252
    It is if you get minority group status and the legal benefits that come with it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:13:56 No.2922328
    >>2922168
    Your story reminds me of a manga I read.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:19:09 No.2922396
    >>2922226
    butthurt and homosexual religiousfag
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:20:21 No.2922415
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    >>2922022

    Dumping the rest for this anon. Sorry in advance for those staunchly against furries.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:21:21 No.2922431
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    This isn't quite as fun anymore now that I'm posting it seriously.
    >> vagina lopez 01/26/09(Mon)22:24:10 No.2922470
    >>2922168

    Adorable. But you're gay. :3
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:25:19 No.2922488
    >>2922431
    I HATE THIS COMIC BUT WHY DO I KEEP READING IT SEEING A FOX GETTING INTERESTED IN A MALE BULL IS MAKING ME CURIOUS AND PONDERING WHYYYyyyyyyyyy
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:29:10 No.2922534
    >>2922470
    I never denied it. I just said I'm gay by choice.
    >> vagina lopez 01/26/09(Mon)22:30:48 No.2922555
    >>2922534

    brrrbrrrrbbbrrrrrbrbrbrbr

    ;3
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:44:02 No.2922712
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    >>2922488

    Because it's so damn CHEESY.
    >> Trap 01/26/09(Mon)22:47:07 No.2922759
    >>2922147
    Not really

    I may have a defect, but I engage in a relationship with a woman the way another woman would, not as a man

    I don't even use my cock most of the time
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:48:16 No.2922778
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    Almost done with this thing, then I can consider this thread ruined.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:49:57 No.2922801
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    I found it mildly disturbing that page 5 of this comic had already been posted.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:51:07 No.2922811
    >>2922778

    The thread was ruined from the beginning
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:51:23 No.2922814
    >>2922759
    What?
    how can you be not really a man and have a cock?
    Do you have XY chromsomes?
    asdfjkl;
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:52:25 No.2922822
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    And you're done. Night, fags. It should have stopped at 7, much funnier.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:52:59 No.2922827
    >>2922168
    that is so brokeback mountain. can you and your boyfriend sandwich me on a quiet hillside as a herd of sheep nestles comfortably at the bottom?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:53:13 No.2922834
    >>2922811

    Yeah, but nothing can ruin a thread better than furry, amirite?
    >> Some other trap 01/26/09(Mon)22:54:17 No.2922851
    >>2922814
    lol@ not getting transgendered people.

    It's just how it works.
    Also, chromosomes aren't the only factor in determining what gender you look like or feel like. Else we wouldn't have so many intersex condition cases.
    Shame I'm not one of them, it would make me sound much more credible.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:54:27 No.2922853
    >>2922827
    Not too many sheep herds where I live, besides, he's mine. Find your own.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:56:42 No.2922879
    >>2922168

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    Sounds to yaoi to be true though.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:56:44 No.2922880
    >>2922851
    Lol you're right that I don't understand it all. But I know one thing: nothing disturbs me more than shemales.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)22:59:53 No.2922924
    >>2922168

    Yeah, I once thought women were sexually attractive, but then I had my first crush, and it was on my gay friend, and from that moment on I realized I'd never feel the same for a woman as I did for him.
    >> Some other trap 01/26/09(Mon)23:00:44 No.2922938
    >>2922880
    Well, I'm not sure why we disturb you, but I apologize if it's bothersome. We're quite nice people when we're not being regarded as wacky fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:06:58 No.2923064
    >>2922938
    Oh I'm sure you guys are individually fine (if only a little fucked up), but what gets me is scrolling down a page and seeing what appears to be a chick until realizing he/she has a dick. It makes my soul vomit.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:08:15 No.2923081
    >>2923064

    >my soul

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Ah, good one anon.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:08:36 No.2923087
    >>2923064
    How can you be on 4chan and not like traps?

    I LUUUUURVE traps!!! :3
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:09:14 No.2923101
    >>2922168

    So what where your feelings towards men before you started going out with him?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:14:45 No.2923192
    >>2923101

    I think he left, and was trolling.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:20:31 No.2923290
    >>2922168
    That's so cute. I'm going to write a shittier version of your story on FictionPress in order to keep my measly ego afloat.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:20:39 No.2923296
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    As far as real people go, I'm attracted pretty much to just women.

    But I've seen so many examples in illustrated art, usually erotic art as well as fantasy art and sometimes even science fiction art, where males are very, very attrative. Some of the birthday-suit-barbarians seen in certain Frank Frazetta illustrations for example.

    And this comic page by Riverstone confuses the hell out of me and makes me go I WANT BOTH.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:27:47 No.2923408
    Some gays are gay, just because they're gay. But some of them are gay because they were diddled when they were younger, which caused sexual confusion and now they're full blown gay. In neither situation it's a choice, it's just the way their brain functions.
    >> Some other trap 01/26/09(Mon)23:32:52 No.2923493
    >>2923064
    Understandable.
    Not everyone enjoys dicks, and for some people, they're a fast turn off.

    And we're all a little fucked up. Just some of us are moreso than others.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:33:22 No.2923497
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    >>2923296

    The award for most obscure comic book reference goes to you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:36:09 No.2923538
    >>2923408

    How can you say there's a difference between the gays who experimented early in their development and the one's who took a while to catch on?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:38:43 No.2923575
    >>2923538
    By diddled I meant raped by their uncle or something similar.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:55:20 No.2923761
    >>2923575

    Usually when that happens, it doesn't turn you gay but fucks you up in more serious ways.
    >> vagina lopez 01/26/09(Mon)23:58:23 No.2923793
    >>2923761

    Like, it makes you gay yet unable to coordinate turquoise jewelry D:
    >> Anonymous 01/26/09(Mon)23:59:58 No.2923811
    If someone is gay the idea of being with the opposite sex disgusts them. Pure and simple.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:02:40 No.2923841
    >>2922168

    congratulations you're bisexual.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:02:42 No.2923843
    >>2923101
    >>2923192

    Sorry, I was out getting some Shiner Bock. :)

    As for how I felt about guys before. I really just thought of them as guys. Gay thoughts would cross my mind rarely, but they were never strong enough to act on them. It was more curiosity than anything else.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:12:34 No.2923943
    If you flip it around, OP answers his own question.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:18:54 No.2924011
    >>2923811

    I'm gay and I'm not disgusted by women, I'm just not interested in them.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:21:05 No.2924040
    >>2923843

    So would you say that you are more in love with your boyfriend than you've been with any of your ex-girlfriends?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:23:08 No.2924068
    >>2924040
    I'd say yeah because we've known each other for so long and we've always gotten along great. We have similar interests, we always have fun with one another, even if it's just cuddled on the couch watching TV.

    While I always enjoyed being with my ex-girlfriends, maintaining a relationship was a lot more work than it was fun, which just seems wrong to me.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:23:45 No.2924076
    >>2923843

    Shiner Bock, now that's a great beer.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:25:25 No.2924099
    >>2924068

    So is it really a choice that you could reverse, or just something that it took you a while to realize?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:27:50 No.2924122
    >>2923811
    This is only true in extreme cases, like feminazi lesbians.
    Sexuality is not binary.
    A more correct answer would be "If someone is gay the idea of sex with the opposite gender isn't very arousing."
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:28:02 No.2924125
    >>2924099
    I won't lie. It's a choice I could reverse. If my boyfriend became a chick tomorrow I still wouldn't have any reservations of being with him. I'm gay currently because I'm with someone that I love, who I understand, and we appreciate one another.

    There hasn't been needless drama because we accept each others boundaries and we're both willing to compromise. This relationship has been the most stable and least one sided I've ever been in.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:33:30 No.2924171
    >>2924125

    'Cept the menopause would mess things up.

    AMIRITE? AMIRITE?!
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:36:03 No.2924198
    >>2924171
    Well, if he somehow magically turned into a chick, menopause wouldn't be for a loooong time.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:37:04 No.2924204
    >>2924125

    But I'm not talking about your BF as a women when I ask if you could see yourself with a woman again, I'm wonder do you think you could have an equally fulfilling relationship with a girl later down the road?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:37:49 No.2924216
    >>2924171

    I think you mean a period, idiot.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:41:09 No.2924245
    I think the Internet made me gay. Gay furry drawings, to be more precise. Well I guess I never really liked girls before but that's probably more because of social retardness. I have no experience with both gender whatsoever so I "hope" I'm really gay because now everyone around me knows it and I can't really go "changing" my mind.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:41:46 No.2924246
    >>2924204
    If my boyfriend and I ever broke up and I met a woman who can meet the very high standards that he's set, then yeah I'd date a woman again. Good luck to them though, he raised the bar so high anyone, man or woman, would have a hard time meeting it.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:48:58 No.2924305
    >>2924245

    Of course you can, you friend's don't really give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:50:22 No.2924320
    Well I like anal but I don't like guys, what should I do?
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:50:57 No.2924329
    >>2924245

    Yeah, I have a couple gay friends and if one day one of them told me they aren't really gay after all, I wouldn't care.
    >> Anonymous 01/27/09(Tue)00:52:28 No.2924345
    >>2924320

    Get a dildo. Or have your GF fuck you with a strap-on.



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