What's the capital of Mongolia?

why are you living there?

op is a chink in disguise

sage for his trickery

Is it true you can get executed for chewing gum?

Do you know my friend living there?

>>2901981
ni hao ma?
^_^

how's chinese new year?

>>2901987
Ulan Batar....or however you fucking spell it
>>2901988
Well moved here for my dad's work when I was younger, now I can't be fucked moving out. Have a fair amount of friends, non-locals (Singaporeans) are pretty nice and tolerant people over here.
>>2901992
I'm an Ausfag
>>2901994
No what the fuck....

>>2902001
Name?
>>2902004
It's shit.
Everythings closed and the neighbours are fucking loud.

are the chinese girls there hot?

>>2902025
Well....Not really the singaporean chicks are gross as fuck, but most of the half-chink ones are pretty hot.

>>2902046
cool
do you have a gf?

How's OFS?

Also, did they finnaly accept that the Atalas moth made a comeback instead f still declairing it extinct?

>>2902016
I'm actually born in Singapore, so ask me instead.
The gum thing is a lolmisconception among people who don't know about Singapore, due to all the fines and shit.
>>2902025
Some, I guess.

Are you going to be executed for posting here?

>>2902050
Yeah shes chinese but she came down from Malaysia. I think she may be one of the few exceptions to the ugly chinese rule, she's not amazing but she's quite cute (insert compulsory : 3 here).

>>2902060
Are you Singaporean or whatttt?
op here.
>>2902066
Yeah, I think the Special Forces van is here to pick me up now. Fuck.

>>2902075
d'awww , cute

do you speak mandarin?

>>2902098
Nope speak Indo/malay though T.T.

Moar questions or I'm outttt.

>>2902075
Do you have any problems with having a relationship with her although you are not chinese yourself?
Like family honor or someshit... idk

do you go to singapore american school? is it still full of retarded girls who try to act like theyre in a lindsay lohan movie?

>>2902128
No her family's pretty open for chinks.
I don't think her dad likes me that much so I hardly go around to her place.
And I don't think she gives a shit about honour and crap.

Why should anybody care about Disneyland with death penalty?
The place is a shithole, an Orwelian nightmare where people get beaten are jailed for no reason. And it's the people who support that brutality they're all brainwashed.
Did I mention child prostitution? They will kill you for having ten grams of pot but fucking little girls is AOK.
People who support that shit make me puke.

>>2902137
Nah I go to some newish school, it's 2-3 years old. But I don't really know anyone from SAS, well I'm not friends with them.

how would a black guy do in singapore?

>>2902166

What? No, we people don't get jailed or sentenced to death left and right. Child prostitution is also more or less non existent here.

Have you actually been to Singapore? I get the impression all you've heard is about that aussie kid and chewing gum.

>>2902166
You've clearly never been to Singapore in the last 5 years.
It is pretty shitty, but it's really easy to get dope. And the punishment isn't as harsh as you think, usually you only get executed for trafficking, but the tolerence is pretty low. Just don't get caught it's pretty easy to do.
Most other drugs will get you hung though.
Child Prostitution? facepalm.jpg.

>>2902166
Ignore this faggot, Not OP, but lived there for two years... this is the same faggot who will hear of a terorist attack anywhere in the world and speculate every form of conspiracy to it... this is the type of faggot who has probably never left his town, let alone country.


>>2902124
OP, ANSWER MINE YOU CUNT!!!

Mine: >>2902055

>>2902190
Sorry, I mean like....a couple grams of H, and you're gone.

>>2902055
Hahaha ok here you go.
OFS is doing fine I guess, I don't go there regularly so I don't know that much but it's getting along and the people from there are pretty nice.
I have no idea about the moth though....

>>2902186

Tbh you'd probably be given weird looks on the street. Despite being lauded as a "multi cultural" country we can be pretty racist. No one will try to fuck with you though. People are generally placid around here.

.>>2902229
I don't know...but yeah if he's gunna walk through downtown-lots-of-HBD-suburbs then yeah I agree aha.
My aunt and her boyfriend came up from Ausfailia once and he's a miner, outback type so he was wearing stubbies.
Needless to say, lots of comments.

Anyway I'm off, thanks for the entertainment everyone.

>>2902285

I'm a native Singaporean. Can take over if anyone still has questions :D

>>2902220
Did you ever know an Eran Mayshar or a David Mayshar in Dovercourt?

>>2902331
ok OP here had to come back for this question.
Dovercourt is the shittest school in the history of schools, even the special needs part of the school is better than the normal school.
And no i don't know him.

>>2902354
What about the location of DutchesCourt... How'd that turn out? (Not a school.)

SAM IS THAT YOU

SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON 4CHAN

TELL JENNIFER I SAID HI

ALSO SHE HAS SUCH A NICE BUTT YOU LUCKY AUSTRALIAN

How does Singapore differ from the rest of East Asia?

How is it similar?

>>2902435

Most of us (mainly the younger generation) are able to speak English. We're also probably the most whitewashed Asian country there is.

Hum, we're similar in that we look Chinese / Taiwanese? Also we celebrate most of the traditional Chinese holidays, like Chinese New Year which is going on right now. However with future generations we're starting to get more apathetic.

>>2902506

Chinese New Year is fun!

Don't give up the good parts of tradition. It's like the US giving up Christmas or Halloween because they finally realized fundamentalism is for idiots.

do you use the OTC codeine?

I knew a kid from Singapore, for some reason Singlish really bugged me. Felt like they were butchering our language or something.

>>2902592

I feel that way too. I wince whenever I hear someone speaking in full blown Singlish :(

The government tries to market it sometimes as a "Uniquely Singaporean" thing as well. Jesus christ.

>>2902638

I can't imagine it would be any worse then the Spanglish, Yeshivish, and Ebonics we hear in the US.

...is it?