>>2875637
eat less, go to the gym, then ill hit you so you wont be ronery

Even if you're 20kg overweight, it means nothing.

I'll give you a tip. Find yourself a 20-something, employed college-educated (engineer, teacher, etc) lonely lu/r9k/er. People in here are desperate, you can get one of those no problem.

Then just let him pay for your life and live happily and lazily without a worry in a world.

> Rules: Cumdumpsters only

I broke the rules, but only because you should not share your 'pain', your life should - by all means - be easy.

>SO RONERY
>Cumdumpsters only
No such thing. Enjoy my foaming at the mouth at the thought of boning you, where you'd probably cry after you realized how disgusting the male was you just let fuck yourself.

mid20scumdumpster

i was over weight had bad acne and an abusive relationship 4 years ago and now im size 12 clear skinned and have a hottie for a boyfriend.

my suggestion: go to your doctore, get duramine (basically legal ees) buy some shake diet shit you can tolerate and learnt to jog and do sit ups, secondly you cant wait for some white night, go out there and hunt a man down, grow a pair and ask him out. dont tell me the fear of rejection crap, it wont kill you and you soon learn better and faster ways to ask out guys

just a thought

>>2875879
Your English skills hurt my brain.

ITT: Fatties.

Why must you fat up our board?

>>2875901

cut some slack anon its 1am and i just finished double back to back 9 hour shifts

>>2875693

Thank you, that was awesome.

Cumdumpsters and ronely is a very rare combination on here.

you should be able to find a guy desperate enough to pay your way to be your girlfriend. Honestly, that would be the most ideal situation for someone like myself.

Come to Gordon, I'll take away your loneliness.

20

Only been in one relationship. I've fooled around with other people, but we never got into a relationship and it never went past oral.

Underweight. A cup. "Cute face" (told so by others). Short. Basically, I'm a perma-loli.

Been browsing 4chan for about 3 years.

Unable to orgasm with another person. I can while masturbating, but things outside of that do nothing for me. So basically sex is pointless for me. Besides, I dislike being "hit-on" or seen as a sexual object.

I have something akin to avoidant personality disorder. I hate social interaction. I will avoid interaction with people whenever I can. It's just an unpleasant experience. I never know what to say, and it always feels really awkward. Which in a way is really fucked up, because even though I hate interacting with others I am constantly ronery.

I have severe insomnia, and can go for up to 5 days without sleep. I can't sleep at night, so I only sleep during the day. Any job I have has to be night shift. I'm usually up at the times everyone else is asleep. So I usually can't interact with people even if I want to.

I've tried medications, I've tried therapy, I've tried life-style changes, I've tried forced interaction, I've tried sleep deprivation, I've tried recreational drugs, I've tried diet and exercise etc... etc... etc... It's just the person I am. BAWWWWWW, and all that bullshit.

I can't believe this thread. Most men, Gordon included, would throw themselves face first at the women posting here.

Used to weight 70kgs at 5'8", had no boyfriend, not many friends, spent most of my time online/gaming.

Decided to stop being lazy, lost 25kgs, and now I have a handful of really great friends and an amazing boyfriend. =)

And I'm not saying losing weight will suddenly make your life awesome... I'm sure you aren't worthless. Gaming could actually be one idea - MMORPGs are my favourites. You get to make new friends via them, which is always nice. 'Net friends beat no friends at all.

Hope life gets better for you, fellow fembot.

20 year old virgin who can't drive. I used to be overweight during my first two years of college, but now I've lost weight and I'm at the upper end of "normal". However, I am still squinty and absurdly shy, so I spend time I could be hanging out on the Internet. This bothers no one because I've transferred schools and haven't made good friends. So ronery. ;_;

>>2876713
>because even though I hate interacting with others I am constantly ronery.

You say even though as if they aren't correlated.

>>2876906

I've met people who hated social interaction and were content with their isolation. Or so they claim. I can't read their mind, so who am I to call bullshit?

>>2876831
45kgs at 5'8"?? Anorexia much?

itt schizoid fatties

losing the weight is just going to make you stand out more and receive more attention from idiots.

i've been there, you used to have a voice and power to your words as a fatty. losing that you're just another piece of meat and will be treated as such.

Asexual 23yr old female here. Still a virgin, probably will be forever. I settle for friends and cuddling.
Not sure why I write in a ronery thread.

I'm ronery by choice, actually. I have this stupid idealistic concept of love that won't allow me to open my vagoo for whoever comes knocking. Crazy, I know. Anyway I have a date tonight with pretty cool kid, someone who seems like he'd fit in on 4chan anyway. Hopefully it all goes well.

>>2876713

my penis got hard reading this post

if you can get over your trust issues (even with just a few people) you have the chance for the interactions you desire, and you'll feel comfortable enough to enjoy sex -- don't go around thinking you'll never orgasm with another person because it hasn't happened by age 20.

but yeah i want to fuck the shit out of you

>>2877009
You're not asexual, dumbass.

>>2876831
so now you are 100 pounds at 5'8"?
are you a tiny build?
Im 5'9" 120lbs and its hard for me to lose anymore weight without losing musclemass

19, 5'1, 95 lbs but still flabby, 36B. I look about 13 so the only guys who want to fuck me are disgusting greasy weeaboos. I haven't had a boyfriend since high school and I've never been in a serious relationship.

>>2877026
Sure I am. Never heard of one before?
I've no need or craving for sex. I've never masturbated or had an orgasm. 'Settle for' was a bad choice of words.

OP: You're doing it wrong. I have a friend who entered college never having done anything with a chick, hell, he never even masturbated. He met this one chick from the internet a year or two beforehand, and decided to go meet her because he was desperate. She lived thousands of miles away, and he still went. He boned her, and she was overweight. She then moved in near him, so that they could be together. He was uneasy with all the clinginess since he had never been in a relationship before, but he was okay with the boning, and ended up boning her like a shitload of times. Then they'd play video games. He dropped out and moved back home, and she decided to move near him again.

Moral of the story: Bitch, learn to devote yourself to someone or lose weight.

Talk to some guy's it's not like it's hard to get them to start dating you.

>>2877030
asexual
adj.
1. Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.
2. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.
3. Lacking interest in or desire for sex.


i think she meant the third one buddy

>>2877003
No.there are good guys out there,it will take some time,untill then you should work hard on yourself like im going to,im 18 very skinny with little muscle so right now i plan on hitting the weights very hard, i find talking to people a near impossible task and i feel as though the people who are naturally confident are bastards who always get in shit because of thier dicks. just work hard n yoursel and a good man will come to you...it may seem hard but atleast your not homeless or anything,so complaining will never help, your just wasting time...dont give yourself pissy excuses to not do anything about your situation you could be far worse off,you may think whining on the internet may make you feel better but it just draws in you in closer to your comfort zone,stay away from that,put yourself into a situation your not comfortable in and stop fucking BAAAAAAWING.

>>2875637
I'm going to do the thing that all people do when they read these generic stories:

...Cara!?

>>2876713
Im the same way.

Oh sorry im breaking the rules. but I just figured id respond as one of the minority of men who cant orgasm during intercourse. Or oral for that matter.

I'm also APD, but I dont 'hate social interaction'. I do very well with like professional or school-mate relations, I just dont form close relationships at all.

Really its not that bad for me, I dont want a lot of friends. I hardly even want a few friends. Id like 1 or 2 great friends and I have one pretty damn good friend already.

THIS THREAD GAVE ME THE HUGEST BONER

Also,
>female
>ronery

DOES NOT COMPUTE. Females are only ronery through their own choice. Even an ugly, fat bitch could find a desperate man.

>>2877016

It has nothing to do with trust issues, I just dislike interaction.

I'm in my 20's, female, non-virgin, slightly underweight. I had a mental breakdown in my last year of college which would have ended in my death had it not been for my roommate's support. I lost all of my friends except for the the roomie, who I talk to online every day but seldom get to see anymore. I did finish college (with honors, by some miracle) but I have yet to do anything substantial with my degree. I hide out in my (crazy/abusive) mother's apartment and sell my artwork online. How much I make fluctuates very heavily. Next month I expect to make about $750, but I only made $150 this month, which ended a 2-month dry spell (where I made nothing and at one point nearly starved to death).

At my worst I was suicidal with severe insomnia, depression and social anxiety disorder. For a time I would react to anyone who tried to speak to me with great fear, as I believed that only an abusive person would want anything to do with me. I'm mostly over it now, but I still approach new people with a fair amount of apprehension.

I am trying my hardest to get out of my situation, and I have made a plan, but I really don't know what will happen to me if I fuck it up. Bawwww, etc.

This isn't /b/ thus proving you are too stupid to live.

An hero.

Tits before you let the door close quietly behind you and remember that nothing of value was lost.

Don't bother dieting or anything. Don't bother trying to actually improve your lot in life. Just whine about it on /r9k/ and call it by the wrong name.

Obvious troll is obvious...

I am a shy teenage gamer/weaboo who gets a fair amount of attention from guys but I turn them all down because I might be in love with someone I met on an MMORPG who lives half-way across the country and is a couple years older than me.

In reality I know he could never live up to my expectations if I met him but that "What if..." possibility won't get out of my fucking brain so I continue to deny all forms of affection thrown at me in real life.

I have never had a boyfriend or even held hands with a boy because of this. I guess this is my own doing.

>>2877087
enjoy being 400 lbs

I'M A TWENTYSOMEEEETHINGG
LET ME LIE IN, LEAVE ME ALONE,
I'M A TWENTYSOMEEEEETHING

DOH DAH DUH DAH, DO DUH DAH DAH DAH
DOH DAH DUH DAH, DO DUH DAH DAH DAH
DOH DAH DUH DAH, DO DUH DAH DAH DAH
DOH DAH DUH DAH, DO DUH DAH DAH DAH

>>2877087
>I guess this is my own doing.

Looks like you finally got something right, you fucking whore.

You know most ronery men would kill for any kind of female attention?

This just goes to prove that Females play the easy mode of life.

>>2876713
Can I ask how a guy is to approach a girl who hates to be hit-on?

I really dislike boring shallow vain girls with no mind of their own who think guys should just come to them.

So how do I as a male show relationship-interest in a girl without 'hitting on' her and treating her like a sexual object I want to stick my penis inside of.

>>2877103
You missed the alone, desperate, disgusting, pathetic, useless, and pointless existence bit... She's just using valuable resources like air that should be better used by those more deserving. She and the OP should an hero together.

You people are all so fucking normal.

>>2877103

>She's on a computer, she must be a whale hurr durr.

Actually, I'm 5'9" and 125 lbs. I'm sure if I was fat I would get absolutely get no attention from guys, on the internet or otherwise. Who likes a fat weaboo? Honestly.

How's this:
I'm in love with my best friend, who's getting married this fall.
Sounds like a shitty chick flick, right?
I'm going to be a bridesmaid at his wedding, and all I can think about is how badly I want him to fuck me.
Horrible.

>>2877050
Thanks White Knight, she isn't still going to suck you off.

Anyways, I meant that she wouldn't be "asexual" if she wasn't sickening to look at.

>>2877078

ok, but you also complained of loneliness, so it seemed like the reason you didn't want interactions was because you feel awkward and uncomfortable during them. i'm saying if you can find somebody you trust a lot you can just express how you feel without worrying about "saying the wrong thing" or whatever

i have a boyfriend irl but he's kind of a dick so i'm still miserably lonely. i wish i had someone else but i'm pretty shy when it comes to guys and like most normal people i'm afraid of being alone.

I love shy, nerdy girls.

I don't mind chubby, if you pull it off well.


And I know a LOT of male nerds with similar interests to you are the same as me. Goddamnit ladies, you have it easy, give us nerdy guys attention and we will be all over you.

20 years old.

Virgin. One serious relationship, and he turned out to be gay. I refuse to have sex outside of a serious relationship. Fancy a friend, but he's abroad. The only guys who seem to fancy me are bros and neckbeards who don't take care of themselves.

Loliface. I get carded buying bustickets and getting into R-Rated movies.

I'm not a whale but I feel fat pretty much all the time, mainly due to the fact that I did ~*~*~art school*~*~* and never started a coke habit. Decent size american titties at a 34C.

I just want someone I can cook for, watch movies with, and play videogames with. Making out would be awesome.

I transferred into regular school, and in spite of commuting, I want to try and meet someone next semester. fuck.

>>2877142

don't feel bad, at least you're honest about your feelings and haven't acted on them! a lot of women are whores and would be fucking that guy not caring that it's the wrong thing to do

More of a BAWWW post than a So Ronrey post...

I'm overweight because I have PCOS. Despite eating healthy, exercising regularly, and never eating junk food, the best I can hope for is that it will keep my weight stable. My doctors agree that I will probably always be overweight.

I'm unemployed and broke because I quit my full-time job that I absolutely hated. I'm convinced that I will never be able to handle another office job and am not quite sure what I'm supposed to do with my life at this point.

No friends to speak of. I lost contact with all of my high school and college friends. I won't look them up on Facebook or Myspace because I'm too scared of them finding out that I turned into a fat failure at life.

>>2877156

I am shallow.

>>2877171

Let's pretend we're not on 4chan for a minute and realise there _are_ plenty of attractive nerds out there.

There are attractive ladies and gentlemen out there, and chances are you can find one who is single.

>>2877156
I always think men have it easier. A man who's a 3 can find a girl who's a 10 and, if she has self-esteem issues (and what girl doesn't) or just isn't shallow, she'll be happy to spend the rest of her life with this guy.
Now, reverse the situation. The girl is a 3. She will spend the rest of her life ronery, because no one will look at her, not even ugly guys. Good personality or no, she's stuck being alone. BAWWW

>>2877199
>>isn't shallow

Ohohoho, you leave me in stitches.

I thought that soviet lesbian was banned from this board...
And now she makes a thread to masturbate ?

>>2877199
WRONG STUPID
most guys who are a 3 know they are a 3 and usually hide from the outside world, it is a very rare few who is confident enough to even talk to a10.

>>2877171

typical cumdumpster thinks her looks mean something

>>2877117
It wouldn't really matter what you did, most likely I would be uninterested.

You would need to treat me the way you do your other friends. Talk with me, hang out, that sort of shit. The only times I ever showed interest in someone was after I had established a type of friendship with them. Though, 9 times out of 10 you will just be friend zoned.

>>2877199

I agree that women have to rely far more on their looks than a gentleman, who in turn can look to confidence, achievments, popularity etc etc

but it seems to me most women can easily pick up on any lack of confidence you may have and reject you. Women on the other hand seem to be able to just dress a little slutty and rack up XBOXHUEG amounts of attention.

I just wish it was that easy for me as a guy. I really have to work just to get one girl's attention. You only get the odd 'alpha-male' archetype who makes every women's head turn (and they're the guys who usually reel away the odd girls I think I might have a chance with)

bawww

I'm just posting this here because this is a thread for ronery girls and I'm searching for one from a thread we had a few days ago.

It was the "Pathetic lonely things you do" thread, where we post the sad things we do out of loneliness. Hugging pillows and that sort of thing. I was the science fiction guy, the one that said he watches old science fiction movies alone but imagines there is another person there. A girl responded that she does the same thing, and although I replied to her post the thread died before I got to see if she responded or not.

So, science fiction girl, if you are reading this, my msn is sciencefictionguy@hotmail.com and maybe you could send me a message if you'd like. Thanks.

Im sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

>>2877185
>there _are_ plenty of attractive nerds out there.

IF THEY WERE ATTRACTIVE THEY WOULDN'T BE NERDS.

NERD TENDENCIES ARE BUILT OUT OF SOCIAL RECLUSION. THE UGLY WILL RETREAT INTO INTELLECTUAL STUDIES AND FANTASY WORLDS.

THERE ARE NO ACTUAL HOT NERDS. ONLY GIRLS WHO HAVE CAUGHT ONTO THE NEW "GEEK CHIC" FAD AND THINK PLAYING GUITAR HERO MAKES THEM A GAMER.

Women don't get lonely the same way men do. Men get lonely because they are alone. Women get angry because they are not getting attention, which makes them depressed and thus, 'lonely'.

>>2877265

No, you're just a jealous neckbeard.

Attractive women have it easier than attractive men.
Average women have it easier than average men.
Ugly men have it easier than ugly women.

PROTIP: Most of the women on 4chan are probably ugly.

>>2877265
Yep. This is true.

If you are hot, you will automatically be popular, well liked, and thus outgoing and social.

>>2877151
It has nothing to do with "saying the wrong thing". It's actually kind of hard to describe what social interaction feels like to me. It's not that I'm worried about anything, it's just something that I dislike. It's kind of like having to deal with an annoying crazy drunk bitch who wont shut up about her problems... it's just awkward and uncomfortable.

I am a twenty one year old non virgin who spends most of her time watching anime, daydreaming, trying to write but failing at the moment and spending time with my friends indulging in various geekeries like playing role playing games and wow tcg. I'm 5'2 and normal weight according to bmi but i look chubby around the tummy and need to start working out. I have no boyfriend and i am mostly over my crush of two years...i usually have relationships that last two months and crushes that last two days so this guy was special. Unrequited love sucks. I have clinical depression and anxiety disorder and i am really jumpy and get scared easily. I was abused by my stepmother and my dad done nothing. Mum left me when i was one. Right before christmas i was ready to kill myself upon realising i will probably never be normal because of everything that happened. The pain keeps going and wont stop. Living hurts. But i think i can be okay. I've since gone back to my writing and now i kind of feel like i am floating. I use to play everything my whole life was planned but now things are kind of scary. I really don't know what to do once uni is over

I am a man willing to take in ONE lonely cumdumpster and take her in as a GF. I have a salary of $90,000, a suburban house, and of course a 7 1/2 inch penis with equally as satisfying thickness. If you are thin, Asian(filipinos and islanders DON'T count), clean, and wanting a shoulder to lean on I can be your man

>>2877306
Honestly I think this is the most depressing post in this thread so far.

>>2877326
What is so depressing? One lucky lonely woman will have a shoulder to cry on provided she meets my demands

Would any of you ronery galpals like to become my special sweetheart.

I promise I will only have one sweetheart.

Come see me at sonichu.com :3

>>2877333

The reason why you dont understand why this is sad is the same reason you don't have a cumdumpster already.

>>2877265
THISTHISTHIS.

I go star gazing with the local 'astronomy society' during the summer, and I read too much. Outside of school and work, LOTRO consumes much of my time. I see my close friends every now and again, and I'm pretty content with life right now. Sometimes roneriness overwhelms me, but as the years go by, that tendency is beginning to dissipate.

I can't say I find this ironic, but I can't seem to think of a better word for it. I'm a fat fembot, and I'm the polar opposite of what a lot of you are complaining about. Ex.: If I'm out with a friend (my closest friends are the skinny girls so many of you desire) I'm friendly and outgoing. If you want to take her home, I'll be naturally concerned for her safety but won't get in the way. The relationships I've been in, I've been the opposite of clingy. It generally feels like I'm not romantically involved at all; I'm very much a solitary person and more than encourage the boyfriend to go and do his own thing. I don't generally flirt with guys at all in public. I'll smile and nod, but I know most males don't find me in the least bit physically appealing. The last few relationships I've been in were built over time. Still on speaking terms with most of my exes.

So, I'm not sure what I'm trying to say with this; maybe be a bit more receptive to different kinds of females? We're not all clingy, paranoid, needy bitches.

>>2877333
It's depressing because some wanker thought it would be immensly clever to list all the steretypical "wants" of women and that he would "take" one, like she is a pet in need of ownership. It is pathetic.

>>2877258
This is pretty creepy but fuck yeah man for just going for it full force. I wish you luck sir.

Carpe Diem, and that shit....

Im a 20 year old overweight virgin
play wow
thats it.

>>2877352
what is sad and why does it mean I don't have a cumdumpster

OP I can solve your problem:

1. Go to gym and lost those 20kg
2. Find a man (this should be a piece of cake thanks to step 1).
3. ????
5. PROFIT!

Serious, that's all it takes.

>>2877358
What's wrong with wanting a woman who's willing to work for a well meaning man making money mostly by any means mentionable?

>>2877357
What is LORTHO?

Everyone saying that a "3" can't get anyone because they're a recluse is a damn liar, a filthy, filthy liar.

I've had this friend in high school, he was fat, had acne and was the nerdiest of the nerd. Yeah he played Guitar Hero, but he spent enough time on it to play it without looking at the screen.

He had a girlfriend, a pretty hot one too. She wasn't faking it, they made out, a lot.

>>2877360
I didn't mean for it to be creepy. I didn't profess my love for her or anything. I just thought it was interesting that she does the same thing as I, and have become curious about her. There's no harm in just talking to another person.

>>2876998
who taught you math?

>>2877383
Lord of the Rings Online.

>>2877384
They said that a "3" GIRL can't get a guy. And they actually also said that a "3" GUY can get a girl.

Read a little closer next time.

>>2877383

Not sure if that was meant to be a jibe or not.
In case it wasn't;
LOTRO is Lord of the Rings Online.

all these girls seem like they have basically the same problem.

in their 20's, social anxiety, never had a bf or something along those lines.

are any of you females in ohio? i'm not a disgusting faggot, i just can't find anyone who's "on my level" to cuddle and get high with.

>>2877394
read
>>2877225

moosbdkjdblock

>>2877396
Not a jibe, LORTHO was just my shit memory skills at looking at a word and then having to type it up here without being able to see it (In my defence I have had a long day... doing nothing at all). Clicked what it was the moment I read your post after submitting mine though.

ITT: Male trolls

Jesus Christ...

>>2877412
>are any of you females

No, probably not.

>>2877417

I lol'd.
I'll look right at a quote, look away at something else, then come back to the quote and forget what I was doing. So, you're not alone there.

ITT: Worthless cunts
Seriously stop bawwing or start puking.

I'm not ronery, but all my relationships suck. I will never be wanted by someone who doesn't have severe sexual issues.

>>2877469
Severe sexual issues you say...

And now, for a random anon's reponse to nearly everyone in this thread.

Before I start, I'm 26 and currently single with average physical attractiveness but way below average personal hygiene. I've had plenty of experiences with women despite that.

I'm not saying that because I'm looking for a girl on /r9k/ -- I'm not. I'd turn most of them down in an instant because I'm not interested in an online-based relationship. IF a fem-anon ends up interested in me, and happens to live in the Seattle area, I MIGHT consider it, but even then, not likely. I just want to put my responses in perspective.

Don't like what I have to say? Fine. But at least it's honest advice and not trolling.

Commence XBOXHUEG post:


>>2875637

with that description, I'm not sure what pain you're feeling. I'm sure there's something you haven't said that might make things difficult, but what you just described would be downright attractive to many men, and nothing really seems to be wrong with you.


>>2875879

Mostly good advice. Diets don't work -- it has to be a total lifestyle change in order to keep the weight off.


>>2876713
>>2877078
>>2877244
>>etc.

You need to quit lying to yourself. The sad thing is that you seem to convinced that you like yourself, but it's obvious from your posts that you hate yourself and see no worth in your own humanity. You are worth something -- but you need to realize it yourself -- for real -- before life improves. What you've described sounds like you could be a likable person.

Also, 'friendzoning' people when you're only interested in dating someone who treats you like a friend is the pinnacle of stupid decisions.


>>2877010

You seem to be correlating roneryness with not having sex. To me, it simply sounds like you have standards. I'm not sure what's so abnormal about this.


>>2877016

Aside from being a complete douche and ruining his own good advice with the last sentence, this user is correct.

>>2877265

Sorry, but my fiance is fkn hawt as hell and is totally into games. Dont make excuses for what you dont have, go out and get it.

>>2877487 cont.

I find it kinda lame that flood detection discards the post but mutes you for making it a second time.

>>2877039

You're an asshole and your advice is not useful in the least. (On 4chan? No way.)


>>2877077

You obviously know nothing about gender relations.


>>2877081

If your statements about your mother are correct, she's going to scare off most -- if not all -- potential dates, and even if you're not interested in dating, you need to get the hell out of there. You will be unable to support yourself on that kind of income, so get out and find yourself a job, then move out. Having a job will not stop you from creating artistic works and your artwork can still be sold as a secondary income, but right now your biggest obstacle is where you're living.

I have many friends who are artists, many of them with good degrees -- and they basically all agree that it's almost impossible to support yourself on selling your art.

As to your plan -- Put it into action. I have been homeless before. When you're homeless and desperate, things kinda suck -- but unless you have no willpower as a human being to change your situation, it's short-term.


>>2877087

You're probably not in love with the guy. I can almost 100% guarantee you're only in love with the image of him that you have constructed in your mind. That's not really him.

You also seem to already know this, you just need to admit it to yourself and let go.


>>2877117

I'm 99% sure I know you in real life, so I'm going to withhold my response.


>>2877129

Speaks the truth. Most of the posters here -- aside from the many trolls and jealous/angry ronery types which shouldn't be taken seriously (or should be laughed at for being pathetic), most of the things here are far more common than the 'victims' would like to believe.

Blox

>>2877513 cont.

>>2877130

I've dated several and I find them interesting. In my experience -- for most guys and for me personally -- weight honestly is a non-issue unless you're hideously obese.


>>2877142

I've been there, except I wasn't in the wedding party. I refused to even attend it because I was afraid of what I would do if I went. I justified it to her by pointing out that she had her wedding on Christmas Eve, and I had family plans already, even though I didn't. I've felt like an asshole for it ever since.


>>2877164

You sound rather attractive. You shouldn't have too much trouble. I've dated someone like you before and it was a pleasant experience.


>>2877170

If you're American, you're an idiot. Quitting ANY job when the economy is like this without getting another job lined up first is just stupid, no matter how much you hate it.


>>2877199

You obviously know nothing about gender relationships.


>>2877254

Date older women. No, seriously. This advice works for women as well, date older man. When people get into their 30s and realize their standards need to be lowered if they want a serious relationship, they're likely to accept more faults.

It's no small wonder that the later your first marriage is, the less likely it will end in divorce.


>>2877260

You really are sorry. A sorry excuse of a guy. You think you're sensitive, but really you're a jackass trying to manipulate a girl's emotions.


>>2877265
>>2877357

You're both morons. There are plenty of attractive nerds. Will address >>2877357 in a separate section as well.


>>2877301

You seem to be in a panicked state about your future, and you have self-esteem issues -- Not that you didn't already know that.

Calm down, take a deep breath, and realize that life is going to be OK.

>>2877518 cont.

>>2877326

Truth. Though he's likely a troll, if not, he's a man who believes that his possessions can make himself a better person and make a girl happy, but in reality, he's too big of a douche to satisfy anyone in real life, so he's preying on weak girls on the internet with promises of an easy life.


>>2877357

You're the kind of girl many guys are looking for. Just find one who isn't obsessed with appearances -- the kind that are worth dating. Anyone else would be wasted on you.


>>2877384

I wouldn't call making out the definition of a good relationship, but generally this is true. Confidence is the biggest booster in the world.


>>2877394

A 3 girl might have a harder time finding a guy to become attracted to her intially, but a guy who IS attracted to a 3 is likely to be a more tolerant individul, which is generally a good trait and helps relationships work.


>>2877469

You'd have to define 'severe sexual issues' before I'll bother to comment.


INB4 Pretentious Faggot.

>>2877448
Glad I'm not alone there (even though I didn't get distracted before trying to type the complexity that is LORTO), nearly missed your reply due to the wall of text.

LOOK AT ALL THOSE FUCKING WORDS

>>2877326

ahahahahha, agreed

>>2875879
>ask him out
lol wut

A question for other girls (and guys) in this thread:

When you're with one of your opposite-sex friends, how much percent of the time do you think about fucking them? For me it's maybe 80%, even if i'm not attracted to the guy. It makes me a really bad conversationalist. The guy could be talking about the new tf2 update and I will still be next to him imagining riding his cock so hard I can't walk for days. Is this normal?

I'm sorry if this has nothing to with the thread I just don't want to make a new one.

>>2877567
I don't think about fucking them, but if they suggested sex then I most likely would even though I'm not attracted to them.

>>2877535

Haha, wow.
Not quite sure what to say to that one.

>>2877530

Also, I'm not going to be over analytical, here.
I'm >>2877357, and just aww.
Thank you.

>>2877567

Seems to be fairly normal for guys in late teens / early 20s. Dunno if it's normal for girls.

>>2877567
Honestly, it depends. The times I'm attracted to a male friend versus not is pretty low. I've tried to go out with them if I'm attracted enough, and if it doesn't work out then we just stay acquaintances.

>>2877607
Really? I knew guys do it more than girls but how common is it?

>>2877489
>fkn

Would you please go back to Gaia?

But really, your fiance is either:

a) A skinny emo faggot (which you consider hot because you're 13)

b) Only into casual games like Guitar Hero, Halo, Gears of War, etc. THIS DOES NOT MAKE HIM A NERD, OF A GAMER. IF HE HAS ANY SKILLS AT SOCIAL INTERACTION, HE WOULD NOT BE PLAYING REAL GAMES.

>>2877567
Guy here.

For friends that are girls - pretty much never. That's why they're friends.
A girl I'm interested in as more than a friend - all the bloody time. It makes me a terrible conversationalist because they're talking about their kitten and I'm thinking about... what we would have for breakfast.

If I met a girl like you and we were into each other, I think we would have such a hard time talking we'd probably never get to any sex.

>>2877598
Hahaha just noticed I've misspelled it again, I'll get my coat...

>>2877623

I've had conversations with my friends about it before (all males, here). It does seem to vary somewhat from guy to guy, but even the most reserved of my friends who are the types of guy that give no signs of outward interest in women admit that it happens pretty often.

I would say it's a safe bet that any encounter with a guy in that age range that lasts more than 15-20 minutes will be enough to guarantee it happens unless you're just hideous.

As you get older, it doesn't stop happening, but it seems to grow less frequent.

>>2877628
>IF HE HAS ANY SKILLS AT SOCIAL INTERACTION, HE WOULD NOT BE PLAYING REAL GAMES.

Not all gamers are social recluses and failures. vice versa, just because you play Haloz for 2 hours everyday does not mean you're a gamer.

>>2877639

At risk of this thread being 404'd, feel free to add me to MSN.
x_Skinwalker@hotmail.com

yo, 20 kg isn't that much.

By some diet shakes. Eat that only plus tons of water. Buy a gym membership, do 1 hour of cardio each day. Do sit-ups and weight lift a bit to tone your muscle under the fat. I give you less than a year to loose about 15 kg of fat while gaining at least 1 kg of muscle. You will look wonderful.

Sitting in your chair and crying wont solve your problems. DO SOMETHING ! Best of luck OP

>>2877623

Girls I like, fairly often. Girls who are my friends, hardly ever. They're my friends because I'm not attracted to them.

fembot here. 20. I like hugging, but that's about it.. and it's not a sexual thing. I just like hugs. I'm not into that "snuggy wuggy pooky bear" bullshit. I fucking despise pet names. I'm "petite", which is a word that I hate.

to the larger fems- It's kinda funny. I get told the exact opposite- They want the bigger girls because "They're afraid of breaking me". Fucking bullshit. I'm 5'5 and never passed 125 lb. I have high metabolism- I literally have TRIED to get over that but can't.

I am actually anti-social too, to a degree. I have hid behind books, and then computers, almost all of my life. I can't stand crowds, or that party bullshit. Tried, didn't like it.

Nonvirgin, sex doesn't interest me. Like, honestly.. beyond masturbation or thinking about it, the actual act leaves me bored to the point of staring at dots on the ceiling.

I hate being hit on, actually, because a lot of the people who flirt are fucktards that don't know how to even spell a sentence correctly.

I actually prefer hanging out and chatting online. I don't like kissing.. it's just, again, boring. Hugs though.. I love em, as earlier stated.

Love metal music.

I actually don't really have self-esteem issues. I just don't give a shit anymore.

I don't understand girls who are so needy for a relationship... -shrug- to each their own.

But yeah. Not all females are clingy, needy, attention-seeking materialistic twats.

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>>2877657
I've tried, but it says that account doesn't have MSN yet.

>>2877265
>IF THEY WERE ATTRACTIVE THEY WOULDN'T BE NERDS.
This is not true.
>NERD TENDENCIES ARE BUILT OUT OF SOCIAL RECLUSION
Although this is.

Being attractive doesn't automatically grant you a free pass to having awesome social skills. Granted, they come easier but it isn't the case for everyone. The girl i'm trying to win over is probably a bigger nerd than me (builds her own computers, games, reads more books a month than most people do in their lives...) but she is hot as fucking hell. A solid 9/10. The catch? She was bullied really horribly growing up and has ZERO self-confidence. She's so obviously attractive (she gets asked out by guys constantly) but she just can't see it. I've pointed out the amount of male attention she gets to her, and she has said along the lines of "oh, guys will ask girl that looks sad enough to go out with them". Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

>>2877680
>"oh, guys will ask girl that looks sad enough to go out with them".

Well you can't deny that this insight is absolutely true.

>>2877513
Thanks for the advice... I'm >>2877081... I have a degree in computer animation. It's just hard for me to accept that it may never happen, so I keep pushing... I have had a bunch of interviews for retail jobs but my nervousness always gets in the way to such a degree that I am never hired. I hate being this way.

>>2877702
I know, but in her case guys aren't asking her out because they are desperate for any hole to fuck, guys are asking her out because she's amazingly attractive and has the personality of an ugly guy.

>>2877680
She sounds exactly like my current girlfriend. If you catch her, you've won at life. God, I can't wait to put a ring on her finger. :)

>>2877530

>>2877357, again.
But don't males take nearly all cues visually?

>>2877725

You've got a degree in baloney.

______________________________
To moot is human...

Weight-wise, I'm actually pretty good -- I'm in the 120-130 range and 5'8". Everything else about me, however, is shit.

I only shower a few times every year. I am a hairy beast; not only are my legs a jungle, I have hair all over my arms, lower back and stomach. Shaving it off it just so much work I don't even bother. When I actually went outside, I always had to wear full length pants and sleeves even in the summer because having bodily hair as a woman is a cardinal sin now. I don't wear deodorant. I scratch my scalp compulsively to the point where it is completely scabbed and bleeding all over. I compulsively pull the hairs out of my right leg, so it's covered in scars, scabs and ingrown hairs.

I haven't left my house in over three years, no joke. I live with my parents. I've never been in a relationship, and I doubt I ever will be; I don't know if it's just because I'm ridiculously uncomfortable with my body (which I am; I wouldn't say I'm "transgendered", but I sure as fuck don't want to be a woman) or what, but thinking of myself in a sexual manner makes me feel really uncomfortable. I definitely have a sex drive and I love to watch porn/fantasize, but the moment I actually involve myself in the equation, I lose all interest. I'd love to actually be with a person romantically, but I just... don't want sex. Something about it just seems so wrong I don't even want think about it.

It's pretty hard for me to get along with real people since 1) I cannot STAND women, 2) I'm not fat/bad enough looking that men don't want to fuck me (when I shower, anyway), 3) men don't really know how to be friends with people they want to fuck, 4) I don't really want to fuck, and 5) it makes me uncomfortable to be around people who want to fuck me. So, I'm more or less stuck with the internet for all of my human contact. Maybe I just need to become a fag hag.

>>2877265
>>2877265
>>2877265
what if they had ungly duck syndrome and got attractive later on?

>>2878070
Lol. All you need is to clean yourself up, gain some respect for yourself and your decisions intellectually and youd be pretty awesome.

I'm breaking the rules, but I'm going to give the fembots some insight on this lurker's desires.

I would absolutely love to find myself an intelligent, nerdy, quirky, cute girl...many of your descriptions mirror my desires. Kinda chubby is fine by me--some people's opinions of chubby are quite ridiculous, as long as you're a healthy weight I don't care if you have a few extra pounds.

Guys like me are probably pretty damn hard to find...outside of the internet, I quietly go to class, and show little to no personality around campus. (I commute.) I'm quiet, I'm awkward.

The "neckbeard" thing--I admittedly don't always take care of myself--I'll let my hair grow long, facial hair, fingernails, you name it--I don't have much reason to keep up my appearance, so I don't. Many of us would INSTANTLY start giving a crap about our appearance if we knew someone out there cared. (i.e. if I had a nerdy girlfriend / prospective girlfriend, I'd do whatever she wanted to look better.)

I spend my days gaming, wasting time on the internet, working and going to school. I have barely any social life...

I just want to meet the girl that fits me. I'm awkward around so many people...if I can ever find someone like I've described above, that I can feel comfortable around, and love with all my heart...well, you'd now know my dream.

There are hopeless romantic guys out there too ;_;

>>2877265
You know, there are lots of holes in that idea. You can probably damage the social part in a hot person that would cause them to get into intellectualism. This can be done by, immigration, parental abuse, war, rape, over indulgence into emotion that causes semantic satiation. I'm pretty sure there are more ways, but it's in no way impossible.

>>2878403
You can even force a person to grow up in an intellectual only environment, starving him from social contact. These are controlled environments however, for the most part you are right, there are very few that will be suffering from these things.

>>2878070
If you showered more, your head would itch less and you wouldn't have the scabbing problem. I used to shower like once a week and I had problems with my scalp itching too. Now I shower daily and wash my hair every other day and it doesn't itch.
Also, for some bizarre reason, most men don't seem to care how much hair you have on your body so long as you shave your legs and pits, and pluck any unibrow hair. I'm a very hairy person also, and I used to shave my everything because I assumed people found it repulsive. Arms, legs, stomach, butt, lower back, all of it. Got my eyebrows and upper lip waxed once a week, plucked any other facial hair or strays every day. Eventually I got sick of it, and all I do now is shave my legs and pits, and pluck my monobrow away. I don't even shape/thin my eyebrows, they're thick and manly. I skip shaving a lot. No one really cares. I have more friends now, they don't care that I'm hairy like bigfoot. A lot of them think it adds character or something. They wouldn't care if I stopped shaving/plucking altogether. I think most people don't mind, only a few people do.
Put on some deodorant, take a shower, and go outside. You've probably amassed enough knowledge browsing the tubes to go outside and talk to people and they'll probably think you're an interesting person.

cumdumpster here:

21, single, one ex.
I'm the romantic type, I have to find someone who has a really good shot at being my knight in shining armor, so I turn down most guys who approach me.

I would list personality and/or looks requirements, but really it's just there or it isn't.

I'll keep looking.

I know you are here southern dutch whore. Stop hiding already

>>2878336
It's not like it's that simple.

the only lonely girls are ugly girls

mute::block

I've recently started work on building an online dating site specifically for desperately lonely weirdos, so in an oddly depressing way, this thread is kind of heartening; maybe I'm not just pissing in the wind.

I guess losing weight only works for girls? I lost around 130 pounds and nothing changed. Well, I stopped being a shut-in and enrolled back in school and got a job, but I still haven't made any new friends or found a girlfriend. I spent so much of my life being fat that that's how I still see myself. I can never take any physical comliments seriously.

I guess the moral of the story is: getting off 4chan won't help you if you can't socially interact with people on their expected level. Although maybe it's different for cumdumpsters.

my scalp is itchy as fuck and flaking all the time too. even though I do try to take care towards my physical appearance and general hygiene. I've tried various dandruff shampoos and they don't seem to do anything. My skin just dries out, and then removes itself from me _everywhere_. I've tried moisturizing creams too, but they only make my skin greasy / block pores / aggravate the problem in the long run. I'm not really sure what to do, because even with proper attire and care towards appearance, it's really ruined easily when people see flakes of skin 1/2 hanging on your face, or collecting on your shoulders.

My boyfriend dumped me a week or two ago and now I have boys crawling up my ass trying to get with me, including my other ex-boyfriend who I broke up with for the more recent one, who still loves me, and wants me to move in with him. But I only want my crappy, recent ex-boyfriend who treated me like shit. He's also already over me and getting back together with his other ex.

My mind is a funny place.

>>2878530
stop scratching your scalp.

>>2878530

I have skin flakes as well--I used to have them on my head but Head & Shoulders actually DID help.

Now I have them on the outer parts of my nose and even inside...as well as other random areas. I think I just have really dry skin in those areas.

>>2878534

Women are pathetic.

>>2878530
Have you talked to a dermatologist? You might be able to get a prescription to help, that sounds pretty annoying.

>>2878530
Did you try seeing a doctor? Maybe it's a condition

i love how all the "ronery" femanons in this thread have either had relationships or guys that want them.

>>2878538
I don't scratch.
I just brush off whatever flakes accumulate every so often. No scarring issues or scabbing, just lots of skin.
>>2878545
it's good to hear they do actually work to some extent then, although I've not had the luck so far.

18, nonvirginal. I'm in my last year of high school, or, rather, would have been. Taking it online instead, for more free time. My friends all left for various reasons-A bunch to college, one to a job in the US, another just wanted to see the country before college. I was involved with an older guy, but that didn't work out. Turns out he liked underage girls, too.

Of course, with the local laws, if he'd stuck to boning 16-year olds, he would have been fine, but he wanted pictures, too, and some were as young as 14.

Really, if I wanted, I could just go out and find a new guy, have a good fuck, and then continue with life, but I just can't bring myself to. At least it's not fucking up my education, and I'm going to university next year, hopefully.

>>2878530
We have these great things called dermatologists. They get paid to deal with your skin problems.

>>2878601
Women don't know what it's like to be lonely. No woman is so isolated from the outside world that she's not desirable to somebody. These women who are whining in this thread wouldn't last a day in a man's shoes.

You are too crazy for normal people and too normal for crazy people. Girls on 4chan are stuck in a grey zone between worlds.

Also most women over 40 are ronery because men want young women. Teenage guys and middle-aged women need to get together, its the only way either group can find love.

>>2878708
So?
Atleast we dont bleed out of our genitals

>>2878738

but we can

>>2878738

Sounds like someone has never had syphilis.

that's rich, someone who wishes they had the intelligence and discipline to become a GAMER.............

the crux is that you fancy yourself "creative"

people get sick and tired of pretending to be interested in your shit out of politeness, which im sure you already realize

>>2876713
You will tell me where you live.... right...now

>>2878694
that hadn't occured to me at all, actually :|

i used tyo be teased in school and inherited a worthless selfesteem. then i grew tits (currently F), i was already intelligent and by accident i stayed in shape. i realized men found me attractive and started fucking around a lot. later on i developed depression and had never felt more alone after a manipulating relationship.

then i found a mmorpg friend, we started talking and he "brightened my day" until I realized i loved him. I told him so, despite never had any trust in men.
and now we're that disgustingly perfect nerdcouple, and both looking very attractive.

THE DILEMMA. we live in different countries. we're fucking poor. hence my loneliness.

tl;dr: long distant relationships suck.

>>2878879
>F

Ouch. I only have high As.

Most of the girls in this thread are likely to be very disgusting irl, Anon.

Lonely girls are usually lonely for a pretty good fucking reason. If it's not the outside, then it's the inside. Either way, these girls are for fucking, not relationships. Remember that before you go all e-knight like some faggots here.

>>2878888
they are heavy. never estimated but someone guessed at least 2kg in each. i think the double :(
anyway it's alot for a skinny person

>>2878938
:(
My spine would shatter.
I'll stick with being small, I think.

>>2878879

Jesus christ, move. You met on an MMORPG, at least one of you must have practically no IRL friends and no job worth holding onto. Chuck a laptop and some knickers in an old duffel bag and catch a bloody bus. If it works out you'll get married and have babies and have a terrific story for the grandkids, if it doesn't then at least you'll have had a right old adventure and will have a memory of youthful romantic madness to look back on when you're old and grey.

>>2878961
you are scaringly correct. i got friends but they're slowly leaving the country one by one and i dont have a job. the plan IS that I move but that takes money too.

>>2878950
i considered getting smaller but realised what women pay to get these (they're perfectly firm and round) and the only downside is that special size bra's are insanely expensive. as if you needed a lot more fabric -_-

>>2879024
Don't think I could ever pay for bigger breasts, just seems kind of odd.

>>2879032
i promise it seems more odd for a person with F

>>2879024
Face it though, you will never move.

You're a worthless miserable woman who clutches on the one thing she THINKS she has.
At least you have some sort of 'hope' though, I'll give you that. Enjoy it.

>>2878995

Travel is really cheap these days, you can get halfway across the world on a couple of hundred bucks, especially if you're flexible when it comes to dates/times and don't mind going at four o'clock on a Tuesday morning. When you get there, you can crash his couch so you only really need food money; if he's not totally useless he'll be able to keep you for a little while at least.

Honestly, take it from a lonely old man, the only thing more scary than doing something big and silly for love is slowly coming to realise that you've missed your chance. Long distance relationships are fragile things.

>>2879049
that's called projecting. still living in mama's basement are you?

>>2879092
I do in fact live at home, I'll admit.

Thing is though, 2 more semesters and I'll get my masters in Law. What about you?

>>2879056
cant really live at his place and i'll need a job. or am i being too comfortable?

This Thread is now about me and how awesome I am.

18, soon to be 19 ronery male.

AIM - Slowpoke on Coke

<-- Pic Related its me.

So ronery ;__;

>>2879116
OH god YOUR E-PENIS
IT'S SO BIG

as far as i know, non-virgin does not equal ronery.

>>2879116
just got home from living and working abroad for a few months. am 20 years though, guessing you're older.

Twentysomething theorist. Prefers loneliness, but at times would enjoy having someone to be alone with. Enjoys baking, music, weeaboo, and history. Rather overweight, despite daily exercise, but pretty damn /fa/. For a whale. Never dated, not looking because I have too much to do to waste my time on futile exercises.

The trick is that I'm a hardcore feminist. Who isn't a lesbian. I think I've resigned myself to going solo.

>>2879153

HERDUR!

This is most recent.

>>2879153
that looks exactly like my hoodie
is there by any change a big cross-like symbol on the back?

>>2879125

you're being too comfortable. But if you can't live with him (he still ive with his parents?) then there's no point in going. Shelter is always to first and most important thing you need to secure when moving.

>>2879153

You sort of look like that guy on Ghost Hunters that no one else likes.

>>2879163
Not really, just putting things into perspective here.

>>2879182
22.

>>2879196

Nope, its a world of warcraft horde hoodie ;__;

>>2879203
This hurt my pride.

Lol

>>2879228
>world of warcraft horde hoodie
well that's sad

>>2879125

If he's still living with his parents, turn up for a 'visit' (they'll probably be so pleased that he's brought home a girl! My god, a girl! that they'll welcome you with open arms) but just don't leave. If he's got anything remotely resembling his own place, you can figure it out.

>>2879184
nah don't go solo
just let love find you

I secretly live in a cave.

>>2879153
How are you not getting mad puss?
Seriously, do you have some kind of stealthed down-syndrome?

And no, this post is more of a compliment than you think it is.

18 yo virgin still stuck in high school. HIGH SCHOOL IS SO RONERY. i do like a dude, but am too afraid of rejection to ask him out, and if he didn't want to go out i'd still have to sit next to him/be friends for the rest of the year D:

i have the self esteem of a leper, and although i have friends, i'm SO AWKWARD around people i don't know. it's always a struggle for me to meet people unless i imagine i'm someone else or like, drug myself.

>>2879257

Actually, I do.

Sadly though, its all I seem to be able to get. I have no problem finding girls that want to fuck me. But usually when I find them, I find out after we've fucked, they had been lying to me... and have a boyfriend.

I'm not shitting you. I lost my virginity to a married woman. I swear to fuck I'm cursed.

The last girl I slept with, cut it close. She wasn't in a relationship - but she had JUST broke up with the guy. Why? because she wanted to jump my bones. (And for various other reasons... lol... but jumping my bones was part of it. She said it, not me)

I don't know. The thing is, I like sex. I enjoy having it. As most people do. I've been told I'm great at sex, and have even given a girl a rolling orgasm. However...

I HAVE NEVER HAD A SINGLE REAL RELATIONSHIP! and it makes me feel like a ronery whore.

I've gotten better, but still. :(

>>2877164

Wow, you sound perfect. Too bad I'll never meet you. Who knows, I might have walked past you everyday of my life, yet never got up the courage to talk to you. :(

Which reminds me: Today I was walking behind this chick in a Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends hood. I sat next to her the other day while waiting for the bus and I liked how she was tapping her feet and making drum beats with her hands while listening to music on her iPod.I really just wanted to say,"That's a nice hood," but I overanalyzed the situation way too much, got too nervous, and just kept walking.

Dammit, because my mind thinks,"If I talk about her hood, she'll know that I only think about sex!" I can't talk to women...at all. I wish my mind would just shut the fuck up. Sex would be nice, but wouldn't having a woman as a friend also be nice? Someone you can get advice from about women, and give advice to? Someone you can play video games with, watch movies, pal around, be comfortable around?

But no, my mind is just,"SEX SEX SEX SEX." :(

>>2879297
You're 18 you stupid fuck. Enjoy it for what it is.

You'll get chicks who want relationships in 4/5 years from now. I know. :'(

I was just like OP. Then I decided to change.

I was proposed to last week. =D

>>2879267
sympathize with you, sistah. we'll get out soon enough.

>>2879249

But is love nothing but a desperate attempt at putting something stronger in our lives than the fear of death?

Sometimes I wonder if being lonely is better than the guilt of telling someone you'll always be there for them, knowing all the while that we're all impossibly isolated.

I think I forgot to add to my post that aside from being a whale and a feminist, I'm also an emo fuck.

>>2879330

Meh ;(

Right now I am not rushing into anything. I've found a nice girl that likes to cook for me, hang out, have sex, go places~ etc. But we both have agreed that we don't want a relationship, because it will just fuck things up.

We live kinda far apart and don't get to see each other that often. So we'd rather keep it how it is now.

That having been said, I'd still prefer an actual relationship. At least in at some point.

Oh, another pic of me btw.

<---

Don't ask, I don't know either. It was last year some time and I was fucking around with my hair. I look like a weaboo fag.

>>2879370

Oh jesus, where are my razor blades?

>>2879380

Your razor blades love you more than your parents, or than any man you will ever know!

All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...

>>2879374
You would be a lot lot cuter with no sideburns.

Gee, sure is myspace around here. Picture fag is clearly forgetting his place.

>>2879370
nah i don't agree with you though

>>2879408

They are gone, I cut them off actually. Like I said, older picture from last year.

>>2879412

Feels good man.

>>2879153
>>2879153
>>2879374
Im a guy and I want to snuggle you,
what does this mean?
Does mean I should make you a sanwich?

>>2879441

That's probably for the best, I worry about people who sound too much like me.

>>2879352
Fuck off, marriage isn't the key to all happiness.

>>2879468

well here i agree, i .. i think i like you :) here have a smile

oh and have a great weekend

>>2879512

Thanks a lot. I'll play a song on the radio for you when I go in tonight.

>>2879464
You can make me a sandwich, but none of that liberal cuddling crap! Hippie!

>>2879412
Pic related.

>>2877142
Tell him how you feel. Or get him drunk, fuck him and tell him how you feel.
(hide your knifes and get prozak ready in case things don't work out.... in either case in 1 or 2 years you will see this with fondness... at least you tried)

>>2879480
Jealous anon is jealous. =D =D
but yeah, that's what I thought too until I met the right person.

>>2879447
I'm sure the internet will love you. Please post your address and location for termination.

>>2879447
ugh you cut off your sideburns?!

a dude with sideburns obviously oozes coolness

i know cause i got 'em too

>>2879554

They are not fully cut off,

Only slimmed down. I had full on chops going.

>>2879250

That is right before I shaved.

This is after I shaved.

>>2879194

>>2879604
can i go over to your place and rub my sideburns against yours?

it'll be totally not gay

>>2879547

You are hurting my feelings! D'awwwww!

>>2879525
awesome :O

>>2879617
What did I say about that liberal hippie crap?! God dammit!

>>2879525
>>2879629 here i just noticed you said you where a whale
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>2879604
ahahaha you look like such an asshole

>>2879653
Hahaha.

Well I'm an Aries and a /b/tard

that has to say something.

>>2878807

that's exactly what I thought

..it's probably a troll :D

NOBODY CARES THAT YOU ARE FEMALE.

STOP THAT.

ALSO, THIS IS AN IMAGEBOARD.

POST IMAGES.

>>2879689

you're an attention whore is what you are

I'm 18, six feet tall, 126 pounds, have the best friends ever, and I have a bright future ahead of me. Ha, ha.

Now if you'll excuse, I'm going to make everyone sandwiches.

I'm an underage, virgin, ronery, weeaboo, atheist, insomniac, pianofag hispanic who (only rarely) gets hit on by the dumbest, most incoherent hispanics who have too much pride. Not fat, not ugly, 34C, 135, 5'6. I'm not very good at approaching people, and I'm guessing the kind of guy I would like would never approach me. I feel like I come off as more popular or sociable than I really am. I'm more energetic around my friends, but I'm really just an easygoing lurker who wants someone to watch stand-up or play Oot with me. Also, my interests are so different from most people in this area that it makes it hard for me to relate with others. :/

>>2880023
>six feet tall
Gross.

>>2879887

What, and your pointing it out makes it any different?
You act like neither I or anyone else in this thread has come to figure that out.

Its alright. I forgive you.

Go in peace my child!

the pic in the OP makes me sad. there are so many goodlooking gothic lolitas, why this ugly thing?

dear lonelyfags

LOSE WEIGHT

GO OUTSIDE

TALK TO PEOPLE

ENJOY

>>2880095

Obviously British too, amirite?

>>2880023
Tall girls good for tall guys.

>>2880151

I'm 6'3, and girl 6'0 to me is kinda... tall... some girls can pull it off, I have seen some. Generally though I like girls about 5'0-5'4

>>2880164
I was behind this girl in the checkout line at Target. She had to be like, 6'3", glasses, I liked how she was put together. I simply had to talk to her. She was fun. I wouldn't mind seeing her again.

I'm 6'5". I'd love to date a girl that I don't have to stoop down so low to hug or kiss. I mean it's cute for a while but you know... I'd like a girl closer to my height.

>>2875637
GO

TO

FUCKING


COMMUNITY


COLLEGE

do well your first semester, go for some clubs and organizations and whatnot, get a high position in them or go for SGA (student Gov'nt Association) or some shit like that.

seriously, and you are what you choose to be, nothing less.

>>2880036

hey you kind of sound like me only replace piano with saxophone.

also, i'm a guy and 22.

mewty cawks

>>2880217
>>2880217

I'm 6'4" and I've got the same damn fucking problem. Almost wish I was 'bout 3 inches shorter or something. Would make hugging/kissing easier.

>>2877109
thanks friend

no kidding

thanks, i enjoyed the song, which i'd probably have died not hearing if it weren't for your post

thanks man i appreciate it

>>2880036
doesn't being a non-gangster hispanic suck?

every time my dad's like "you should find a nice puerto rican or latina girl" i'm like dad these girls may be pretty but they don't seem like anyone who would be worth my time to date

i'm the whitest puerto rican kid in the world :|

>>2880245
I like short girls more than anything. Pick em up, throw em on your shoulder. :3

>>2880222
Let's be best friends forever.

>>2880410
Yes! I'm the most asian hispanic ever. And yeah, I've never met a hispanic guy worth my time. All the ones I've known fail at life and type liiek disz, yo. I'm Cuban/Brazilian, but I don't act hispanic in any way at all.

Quite a bit of offtopic myspacing up in this thread

How about getting back on track, fembots?

>>2880520

dang I got friend zoned fast on that one

>>2880520
brazillians aren't hispanic and cubans fall in the spectrum of niggers or whites so you have little to relate with other hispanics, except maybe puerto ricans

>>2880566
Haha, I knew you'd think that.
And sorry, broseph. Underage~

everyone on /r9k/ is awesome i would gladly buy you all beers

>>2880520
internet high five for being outcasts in our own culture!

my inability to speak spanish is the one thing keeping me from visiting puerto rico. i feel like i'd be look down on like some sorta leper!

Closet lesbian, stuck at home taking care of cancerous brother with shell-of-a-human-being mother, too much emotional baggage for a relationship, no job, and school is draining the life out of me. Ex bulimic, now gaining weight and although not grotesquely fat it still makes me panic whenever I take a shower or have to change clothes, and I can't visit anyone overnight in case they don't have food I feel safe eating. Which is stupid, since I binge anyway. Bad social anxiety a lot of the time. Insomnia, but that's normal.
I suck it up, work out, make a few friends, try to keep myself interested in school, and don't acknowledge being upset. I get out of the house whenever practical. I run and beat the fuck out of things when I need emotional release. It's probably unhealthy, but I'm really glad I have someone to keep myself together for, since it's the only reason my crazy bitch tendencies haven't gotten the better of me.

>>2880616
What you'd classify my race as isn't totally relevant. I look hispanic, and I attract hispanics that I have nothing to do with. lrn2makesense

>>2880652
*high fives*
Few people know I speak Spanish fluently.
And you should go anyway, just for the hell of it.

>>2880806
yeah you're probably right

one of these days i'll make it to the motherland

Politics. I'm going to be PM and then be removed in a crippling scandal when all my racist comments on 4chan are revealed.

>>2877152
I hate girls like you! They can be with retards just to avoid being alone... That will do wonders in getting new guys around you!


>>2877164
*wub* :D
WTF is a bro or a neckbeard? O_p


>>2877199
That's not true. It happens the other way around too.


The problem is that both of us always want someone "perfect" (or at least in one league above the one we're at).
Anyone can get someone!
The problem is that the one we want is "not cute enough" or shit like that!


>>2877254
STFU!
I hate that shallowness!
I hate whores who like guys with money, big cars and cocky atitudes!


>>2877258
hopping everything goes well! :)
4chan sucks at killing threads .|.
Suggestion: start a thread here with a suggestive topic... maybe she'll see it! :)


>>2877306
wow... amazing... why don't you turn it around and shove it up your ass


>>2877518
So true about dating older people.


>>2877567
ROTFL
Pervert! :p
I don't think about it when talking with the girl... but sometimes when I masterbate.

>>2878534
I want to punch you in the face, dumb cumdumpster!
Women love to be treated like shit... that's what you deserve!


>>2878601
You've nailed it! ^_^


>>2878879
What mmorpg? lol... I'm wondering if I'll get lucky there
I can't believe that no money excuse... a month's work is enough to buy a fucking ticket...
Besides you can have webcam sex :p
@ everybody:
Groom your shit! No matter how bad you look, if you don't shower, trimm things, you'll look worse. If you take care of yourself you'll (surprisingly) look better.
Be nice and smile. If you're alway looking gloomy and with a STFU attitude... you won't be making new friends.
And girls... lots of guys like chubby girls, so you don't need to be skinny... but even if you're more than chubby there are also big guys.
@ cumdumpsters
check out this one... then complain and cry all you want... you think it's easy for guys don't you...
>>2880127

Sure, why not.
22 year old lesbian who's close to homophobic, and thus a little self-hating for it. Virgin because until I was 20 I was 'no sex before marriage' and then when I realized I was gay and there was never going to BE marriage, I changed my mind. But by then I was a little embarrassed at being a virgin and didn't make much of an effort to date. I was too busy for a social life anyway, trying to make enough money to survive, and once I moved out on my own I looked around a bit and had a few dates but they've never gone beyond second base, if they get that far, and there's almost never a second date.
The thing is, I AM a confident person and I have lots of friends and am well liked. The problem is that I'm rather inexperienced and unsure about 'making the first move' and when the right timing and shit is. I have no problems asking a girl OUT, but after that I draw blanks. And if it ever comes down to sex, I've got some acne on my chest and back and while I keep it shaved, I'm a little hairier than most girls, and just generally not too cool with being naked, so I think I'm subconciously sabotaging myself to not have sex so that I don't have to take my clothes off.
Mostly, I just wish I was straight.

>>2880806
well you can't deny race give an assumption to culture. Your brazillian side (again not hispanic since they don't speak spanish in brazil) might give you some color since your cuban side is of the white, rich and "old" variety, which would put you in a racially ambiguous category that alot of hispanic people fall under. I mentioned race b/c even if you weren't a weeaboo who didn't like hispanics, you probably wouldn't find real common ground wiht anyone hispanic aside from maybe a shallow relationship. I know that other hispanic groups have their problems with cubans due to the whole US brown-nosing thing.

>Share your pain with me, fembots.

Just because i'm a girl you think I should feel sorry for you? Get a fucking job or study for a degree in the subject you wish you where good at.

I'm 19, in college doing the course i've always wanted to do, living in my own flat with my fiance who i'm marrying in a year or two (Because i'm not a stupid slut and know that wedding = cost, time etc and don't want to fuck it up), been through a hard time in the past that I got through because I grew a fucking backbone.

Saying this on 4chan of all places... no idea what I hope to achieve but fuck yea xD I love me!

>>2881151

you're a fat stupid slut.

>>2881144
What a load of buIIshit!

>>2881105

Only racists or people with no knowledge of other cultures have trouble being together...

Any ronrey girls in NYC looking to have some fun?

>>2881151
>19
>in college
>fiance who i'm marrying in a year or two

hahahahahahaha

>>2881151
>19
>engaged

lol your marriage is going to fail you stupid cunt

>>2881249
beat me to it. god damn, bitch is out of her mind

>>2881193
the problem isn't if they're together, but if they'll hold. Fairytale romances that overcome all are nice and all, but they're rarely a reality. race and culture tension might not be the cause for a breakup, but they do add pressure. most relationships one will have over the course of your lifetime will end badly .And just like that Avenue Q song goes, "everyone's alittle bit racist" and if you say no, then you are a liar.

Where are these girls?? INSIDE! There are so many decent nerdy dudes with a life out there who really need a girl whose into computers, 4chan, games, and anime. But those girls you never see because they're right where you are - at the computer! Someone needs to develop a website for nerdy girls and guys to hook up. nerdspace. laawwlll. OP do it! End this evil loneliness for people of the net. If you agree message Hootiebangba on aim

btw picture not related. thats my cat. please rape it

>>2881267
>>2881270
My mother got married at 19 and her marriage has lasted 30 years and still going strong.

Regardless, you probably made a big mistake. Enjoy that. :)

>>2881359
Sometimes I lurk arcades.
Everyone's too busy with DDR though.

Where else do you all hang out?

>>2881094
>>2880672

You two. Hook up and have psychotic, self-hating, awkward lesbian sex, then post pics.

I've had a total of three friends in my entire life, and I only knew them between the ages of 13-16. I'm a virgin, never interacted romantically with the opposite sex period, and am so socially crippled that I have panic attacks when people try to talk to me offline.

The one friendship that I thought I had was nothing like it is for most people, I think. I'm not sure. I know it's not like what I've read about. She helped me get away from my father when I was in high school.. I was so happy that someone noticed me, I did everything for her. But she stopped talking to me.. which was kind of awkward, since I was hiding at her house for like, 3 months. If I tried to talk to her (which was hard enough), she'd go out of her way to make me know that she was ignoring me. She'd randomly start screaming at me all the time, telling me that "I needed HER, not the other way around," and that I was lucky she was so nice to me. I was just an idiot who could barely talk, after all...

>>2881480
Goddamn floodblock.

I've been trying so hard to get better. I've been talking to people, trying to start conversations... but I don't think that most people are willing to let inept freaks like me practice socializing on them, at least not after middle school, and certainly not as an adult.

When I first moved to my town, my mom sent a bunch of church ladies to my house. They hung around me because they said I was "broken", and they thought they'd get jesuspoints from hanging around the fool no one else liked. I went to church with them a couple times... I just sat in the corner and cried. I couldn't talk to anyone. I was so scared.

Life is a drudgery. I go through the same motions day after day without a word from anyone who isn't on the internet. Honestly, most of the time I wish I were dead. It's not that I actively WANT to die. I'm just... tired, I guess. I look at where my life is going, and it's just the same shit day after day, year after year, rinse and repeat. Thinking of doing this for another 50+ years just seems... cruel. But I want to be better so bad. I wish I had friends.

>>2881513

post your aim, i'll chat yah up

>>2881432
Let's us has us a fembot threesome. :D

Uh, I am like OP. I have a husband, though, and am in college for a useless degree.

>They hung around me because they said I was "broken", and they thought they'd get jesuspoints from hanging around the fool no one else liked.

This is happening to me right now. God, it feels terrible. I'll be your friend, bro. D:

>>2881624
Columbus Rayburn

>>2881408
Which arcades and where? 8D

Unlike most of 4chan, I'm a decent looking guy(but ugly, not not), who actually has social skills.

I honestly just stopped going out with anyone, because I hate having to keep my nerdier tendancies to myself.
I know no girls who would actually be able to stand talking about computers with me; so relationships always end up with me being totally fake.

I'd like someone that I can actually be myself with.
And no, I don't mean weaboo/gamer girls, I mean the biggest fucking dork I can find.
To be honest, I'm a chubby chaser too...
So ladies, please don't just waste away, there are guys like me around, who are looking for girls like you.

>>2881640
I've posted some rants about this, my husband is an ass and has emotional relationships with women online and has an unrealistic expectation of sex because he is a porn fiend. He thinks his dick is awesome and makes me cum, because that's what vaginal intercourse ALWAYS does on the internets!!! Fuck. He treats me like shit, but my self esteem is in the toilet (blahblah I hate myself and am one of those cutter ladies who end up getting infections because they use steak knives on their legs blahblah) and I'm just seriously considering slitting my wrists. No point in encouraging me, anon, because if I do it, you won't find out.

I have a sleeping pill addiction and am a blossoming alcoholic. I am in therapy and the random drugs they keep giving me for anxiety/depression do absolutely nothing. I am currently covering the new cuts on my legs with concealer and lots of other makeup and telling my husband they're old scars, because I don't want to be bitched at.

And yes, I know, up the river and not across the bridge for the wrist-cutting.

>>2881752

Divorce him, moron.

>>2881731
All of them everywhere.

>>2881787
Boo, that's no fun! I need a real answer! We can lurk together if you're near me!

>>2881763
So I can have the same goddamned problems? I've got a huge attachment to him, as you can see from the fact that I'm still with him. Better this than nothing.

I'm 18, have a wonderful boyfriend, an interesting and well-paying job, enrolled at a prestigious university for a useful and practical degree. And I'm at least an 8/10. Pretty face, taller than average for a woman and thin with nice boobies.

Fuck you losers, I worked hard for what I have and so can you. This isn't a "so ronery" thread, it's a BAWW thread. You tools that are trying to hook up with these chicks because they sound good on the internet are only setting themselves up for misery (loves company etc).

>>2881480
>>2881513
This is going to sound slightly cliched, but you have the potential to be the best thing that's ever happened to a lot of people.

>>2881752
So basically you'd rather bitch about him than work out your own problems with no one else to blame?

>>2881836
USA. East coast.

>>2881871
>8/10

obvious troll is obvious
9/10

>>2881921
Pretty much, yeah, but I'm fairly certain that the extent to which I hate myself inspires me to keep on being miserable.

OK i'll bite:

23 yrs old
Female
Virgin
Weeaboo
No friends
feels ronery often

I've figured out from past experience that I only want friends/boyfriends who have the same interests as me. And fellow weeaboos just don't pop up out of nowhere - even at my anime club, there's no one as weeaboo as me. I don't even care anymore - I've let myself get 30 lbs overweight, wear t-shirts and sweatpants everyday, and just go to class and come right back home. I'm not going to even try to make friends with anyone until I think I find a person with similar interests.

>>2881888

I'm sorry. I know you're trying to make me feel better, but I really don't see that happening.

ONLY FAT OR HIDEOUSLY DEFORMED GIRLS CAN BE RONERY, NOT READING THREAD BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY FULL OF BULLSHIT EXCUSES.

>>2882035
Then shut up and don't have kids.

To all the ronery girls who think they're fat, buck up, you can get a really good guy if you know where to look. Anyone who wouldn't like you just for your looks isn't worth going out with anyway.
You can easily, if not more easily than skinny bitches who have guys all over them, find a partner you'll love. The ones who love you will love you for who you are rather than how you look, and I think that's like +10 awesome to being on the chubby side.

Besides, I think chubby faces on girls are cute.

I'm around 165 pounds and, although I'm not the FATTEST GIRL EVAR I have some hips on me. I found the most awesome guy who isn't a chubby chaser at all and just likes me for who I am, and coincidentally he is skinny as fuck, but that doesn't matter. I think we find ourselves with more in common than I ever would with any guy who just liked me because I was the typical image of hot.

>>2882070
But it's so nice to piss you off with the sheer stupidity of my issues.

>>2881929
NY? 8D

>>2881963

Nope, I assure you that I am for real. Hopefully once these people stop wallowing in their self pity and do something with their lives, they can be content, too.

To all you 20-something virgins, that alone might bag a guy. It seems like most men like virgins, as the older they get, the rarer they are. So flaunt it.

Goddamnit why don't you girls post where you live? Maybe your MSN or something too?

dont mind me guise just posting from my goddamned phoan. hhhh

>>2882160
wait, then who was phoan? Ippoad?

>>2882110
Not quite. NJ.

>>2882155
Fucking second, seriously.

>>2882098
But you sound so perfectly content, how is it an issue?

>>2881228
Hello, what paret of NYC are you in?

>>2882206
part*, oops. D:

>>2882203
Because I've pretty much given up on fixing my problems. All I can do is bitch about it. I expect to be in this rut forever.

>>2882214
I'm in Manhattan most of the time, but I live in Queens.

>>2882223
So, like I said, there's no problem here.

>>2882206
o hai i am paret

spwoak

>>2882247
yes, but I like to bitch about the source of my issues because it helps me feel better for a little bit.

>>2882260
But you have several solutions. Fix it.

>>2882283
what's the point? what will that solve? I'll still have the same mental problems. There is no fix for that.

After months of lurking ronery threads I've never once seen someone change their ways. So does this shit ever get better? I'm considering an heroing here if it won't.

>>2882214
And what about YOU?

Wait, so am I the only person who when he posts "so ronery ;-;" isn't complaining about lack of sex, but complaining about the fact he has no one to love/be loved by?

I mean, yeah, losing my virginity would be nice, but what I truly desperately crave is a relationship.

Am I the only one?

It's my birthday today and no one I live with knows. I have been sat on the internet for the past 16 hours and plan to until the morning. I got no presents or "happy birthdays". PLus side is i've played some pretty good games and watched some pretty good films, all while listening to some pretty good music.

>>2882379
no i get plenty of secks and i'm way ronery

>>2882379

Whoops, forgot my point:

Because while girls have a WAAAY easier time finding someone to fuck, they have just as much difficulty finding somebody decent to love. Which I think is the primary complaint of the girls in this thread.

>>2882379
You think that is what you want, but when you get into one, you will be so fucking upset to learn that they are using you for their own personal gratification.

>>2882379
This time infinity. I don't even care about sex anymore, I just need love ;_;

>>2882379

If you read the thread, you'd know you weren't alone. Read
>>2881513

mootbloxforgoodmeasure

>>2882395

You sir, don't know what love is. Love exists. It isn't eternal, fuck, you're lucky as hell if it lasts a decade, but people can genuinely care for each other.

>>2882395
>using you for their own personal gratification.
I would be absolutely thrilled by this. That would mean another human being besides my mother would find me genuinely useful.

>>2882425
even love is just using someone else for gratification, because your love of them makes you happy. ;_;

PROTIP: losing weight, per se, isn't usually what makes you attractive. It's the self-confidence and willingness to believe that you have an iota of self-worth that does.

>>2882417

Then what's with all this bullshit about "No girl ever HAS to be ronery". There are an equal number of girls and guys. For every ronery guy, there's a ronery girl. The only way "No girl ever HAS to be ronery" is true is if you claim girls aren't allowed to have standards. But if that's true, then no guy ever HAS to be lonely

tl;dr: the vast majority of my fellow 4chan virgins are retards.

>>2882437

Not true, there are plenty of spineless self-loathing skinny girls who I find hot as fuck.

>>2882437
>It's the self-confidence and willingness to believe that you have an iota of self-worth that does.
I've heard this confidence shit a million times but I honestly don't get it. Can someone explain this for a social retard?

>>2882456
Some people think that if a really fat girl (well, not a whale, but over 200 pounds) wears a pretty dress and nice heels, and doesn't care that she's fat, is attractive despite being fat because of her confidence.

Some of these posts made ME feel lonely. I guess if any of you freaks want to hang out in Atlanta some time, I'm down. Anything to get you to stop howling like a lost dog on the internet.

Wups, I'm not a cumdumpster. Fuck the rules, OP.

>>2882437

Bullshit....sub-cutaneous fat just looks disgusting all around.

>>2882443
You're just over thinking. Think of it this way, 90% of the "girls" in this thread could get laid by a 5/10 or better with minimal effort. Could the same be said of a "male" ronery thread?

>>2882469

Which is complete bullshit.

Are any of you ronreyfags even seeking to meet people?

I know I am, but no one else seems interested in meeting.

>>2882478
Well, I think it does too, but some people will overlook it in exchange for confidence.

>>2882456
I'll put it like this: I would rather spend my time with a big ol' fat girl who likes to laugh and have fun, than spend it with a skinny, hot-ass girl with absolutely no sense of humor and no ability to relax and have fun.

In order to let yourself have fun, you have to feel good, right? You have to be comfortable enough to loosen up. That's basically all confidence is.

>>2882480

Read my first post (>>2882379)

Yes, they can find someone to fuck much easier, but that's not what being ronery is about. They have as much difficulty finding someone halfway worthwhile to be in a relationship in.

>>2882488
Yeah, I'm the guy above who said I'd hang with people in Atlanta. But nobody ever really wants to meet. They just want to sit around and whine.

>>2882498
>halfway worthwhile to be in a relationship in.
That's subjective, I only said "get laid" instead of "get into a worthwhile relationship" because it was a concrete event.

>>2882443
Sorry, you're mistaking me for another anon. I never said that, I was only pointing out that not all the girls here are after sex.

>>2882510
Yeah, it's silly as hell.

Too bad you don't live in NYC, I'd chill with you.

>>2882456
Put two different people into identical fatgirl bodies. One hates herself, has no self-confidence, etc. One likes herself, is able to fun, etc. The latter will be attractive; the former probably won't be.

>>2882498

If you can get laid you have the possibility of getting into a relationship. Ronery men do not even reach this stage, it's totally incomparable.

>>2882308
The fix for that is growing a fucking spine and doing something about it, like this fembot.
>>2881871
>>2882039
She did something that scared the fuck out of her to the point of crying. The only thing that's going to get her out at all is the fact that she hasn't given up and actually wants her life to get better, and a lot of people in her situation would have crumbled completely. Because she has balls. People like you use words like "mental problems" as a code for "feel bad for me and make me feel special" when you haven't earned jack shit. If you're not going to do what you know needs to be done to change your view of yourself, it's no one elses fault.

>>2882535
>The latter will be attractive
>will be
really?
maotblex

>>2882530
but they should be

that's what our primary purpose in life is, male or female

>>2882535

Attractive as someone to talk to and hang out with, maybe. Not sexually attractive to most guys.

>>2881359

It's called Otakubooty.com and its ruined by all the disgusting hambeasts and uggos and too few chicks even though there are thousands.

>>2882565
ayup, c'est vrai.

>>2882589
That's a misconception. When you think of what a "hot" girl looks like, you're very likely thinking of the most generally accepted format. The Grecian Ideal. But not all men want that. Some guys like little bony things that look like pubescent boys. Some like girls with REALLY pronounced figures. And some guys like girls to be thicker than that.

But by being able to have fun and be inclusive of guys and all that stuff, you make yourself attractive. No, it's not a matter of the guy thinking "well, only the fat one was nice, so I guess I'll have to fuck her." It's just that when you're not a god damned bitch, you automatically seem 10x more attractive. Yes, even sexually. Nobody wants to fuck some sour-pussed bitch with her eyes narrowed, judging everybody all the fucking time. Hell no. I'd much rather yank my own crank than deal with that.

I think this thread puts to rest the idea that women can be ronery once and for all. It's quite clear from the number of non-virgin women here that it's simply a statistical impossibility for a woman to be as ronery as a guy can be.

>>2878403
>>2878415
>>2878879

Yeah this issue is FUCKWEIRD.. it came up with my recent ex, because we stopped really talking to eachother about anything... and I realized it's cause nobody really WANTS to do that kind of shit, thought is like ... not-stasis and therefore work of some kind, which ends up being avoided if it can be.

Actually, one of the main fucking arguments of "lolo, girls can't be ronery" is that gender roles, society, and whatever such Bawww-material, make it so that an average and maybe even attractive guy can find himself slipping between the cracks into roneriness if he's bad socially, or even simply doesn't know/want to play "the game".

Whereas a chick would have to be some kind of beast to _not_ have multiple chances thrown at her from every whichwhere every now and then.

>>2877265

There's no basis for this. The variety of experiences that can result in nerdity is so variety that your hypothesis is nearly worthless.

>>2882456

See this post - >>2882228

Ending this thread.

1. Women cannot be "ronery" and they know it. Knock this shit off this instant. Nothing they could go through could even compare to what a man in the same position has to, based simply on differences of each gender. You know this.

2. It's alot easier for a woman to get sex. No one is going to argue that. But not all women are whores, and having had sex doesn't automatically make them one either. That's a rather immature thing to think guys, and it doesn't speak highly about our maturity level.

Anons, Anons! I'm sure the women are as lonely as us! I mean, as a guy I've never even touched a girl for more than 5 seconds, let alone kissing one. But I'm sure the fellow fem/a/nons are just like us... except the fact they did have boyfriends and hugged them, and spent a lot of time with them, had love talks, held hands, walked together to school, went on dates, kisses, had sex, and so on, but I'm sure that doesn't matter! They are ronery just like us!

>>2882655
crtl+f got 11 results, there're plenty of virgins in this thread

>>2882668

This. All women have to do is have a small bit of discretion and not have leporsy and they can be beating men away with a stick

Women can get someone easily. Not some jerk, but just a boyfriend - women dont need to exert any effort to find one in any concievable way. Look at /a/, you have women just as socially retarded as the men on here yet a huge proportion of them (90%+) have boyfriends. Why is that? It's because being socially anxious and quiet doesn't impede you from getting a partner when you are a girl, thus women cant be ronery.

They are asking permission in a non-straightforward way to stand alongside the other ronery anonymous/tripfags. The thing is, the mass majority of anon/tripfags are at rock bottom.

Their vapid discussions of how easily they get men, intimacy and sex denies them this place. But they keep ranting as if they know about it, and it is irritating.

tl;dr Annoying hypocrites won't shut up.

Women can't be ronery. Shit is physically impossible.

Women, who we know are stupid to begin with, classify "ronery" as anything close to "BAWWWWWW MY BOYFRIEND (NOTE THE BOYFRIEND) HASN'T CALLED ME IN FIVE WHOLE MINUTES ;________;".

The reason we RAGE isn't LOL BITTER VIRGINS, but because you cunts misuse the term so freely (among OTHER TERMS) and act like experts. Of course, we're automatically woman-beaters if we disagree.

>>2882668
It's because, typically, males are expected to be the pursuers and women are the quarry. As you said, if a guy doesn't know/want to play the game, then he very likely won't get any attention - even if he looks great, has a good job, interesting hobbies, etc.

But I've seen some seriously frightening women who not only draw attention, but sometimes have kids. It's a bit disquieting to see a fugly swamp witch with a "diva" attitude.

What women have to do to get a date - not be fat, go outside

What men have to do to get a date - have money, have transportation, have "confidence", be better than ten other guys hitting on the same girl every hour, make all the decisions, initiate every part of the date, not come on too strong, not come on too weak, be able to carry a conversation for a decent amount of time essentially on your own, not be fat, not smell bad, not be a loner, have or make a lot of plans

THERE IS NO EXCUSE, DUMB BITCHES.

I didn't read this thread at all, but if any women actually posted, this is coming from a normal, average looking, educated white male.

All I really care about is the female being genuine. When you break it down, all that really matters is liking being with the person. Being intensely overweight or having 5 yellow teeth is one thing... but most girls are bearable. If you are a bitch or very closed-minded, then I won't even consider, that's mostly my standard.

That being said, every guy I've ever known only cares about looks. Every guy. Every single one. Sorry fatties, step your game up :).

OP if you are a non-virgin but never had a boyfriend, then you are obviously a slut.

This thread appears to be over. Nothing but rage and /b/ bleedover now.

Quiet, unsociable women can still be chased.
Quiet, unsociable strait men are never chased.

i have a boyfriend. i am ronery because he is at work and i want to get pounded. =/

NOBODY IN THIS THREAD HAS ANY FUCKING EXCUSE

>>2882393

So their response is to what, to fuck loads of guys they don't like? Even though they claim sex doesn't make them feel any better?

Seriously, fuck off with your bullshit 'femanons'.

No such thing as a virgin female.

All the females seem to have left. I assume they're all out with guys.

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A TRILLION, TRILLION TIMES THIS! FUCKING PAY ATTENTION TO IT!

>>2882688
I did ctrl+f too for'virgin''.

Guess what kept on appearing?

'nonvirgin' or 'non-virgin'.

Face it, women can't be ronery. Funniest thing is they call US whiners.

Bitches would be pulling a sylvia plath by now if they were in your average manon's situation.

>>2882651
What anon said. Definitely.

(And anyway, "most" guys - say, 60% of the male population - are grub-eating mouthbreathing dumbasses, by definition. Fuck that.)

Pretty amazing how most of the ronery girls still manage not to be virgins on here while practically all the ronery guys on 4chan have never even held hands with a girl let alone fuck one. Man, do guys get fucked over in society and not in a good way.

>>2882393

Well shit, most people have that problem. The idea of romantic love is only a hundred or so years old in any practical manner.

Thing is, females can get along for a long while getting taken out and putting out with guys that they find attractive and don't love, while not having to have a successful life or any money. Men cannot do this.

So, females have it easier.

ITT: cumdumpsters posting their weight

>>2877278
Ugly men have it easier than ugly women? Are you fucking blind? If 4channers on average are ugly.. Then why the fuck is every girl in this thread a non virgin? Whereas the predominant trend in male centric ronery threads is virginity?

Women. Have. It. Easy.

Fuck all your "bawww I'm so ronery crap" ALL OF YOU, not just the fucking women. I'm sick of hearing "omg I'm so ronery women haet me cuz I'm fat or ugly or shy or poor" fuck you, fuck ALL OF YOU. Fucking shit, this is so fucking pathetic. Women hate you because you're pathetic, grow a fucking spine and maybe someone will want to be around you for a change. Stop fucking complaining about your situation that can easily be changed. If you're a cumdumpster, there are fewer/easier changes that need to be made, don't argue about it. But if you're a fucking guy, all it takes to change yourself is some fucking willpower, and if you don't have it then you don't get to fucking complain about shit. All of ronery bullshit means nothing, get your head out of your ass and stop acting like things can't change. You are alone because you choose to be. Now let this thread die you fucking failures.

>>2882387
You must be a fucking whore. Jesus christ the women on 4chan are sluts..... What the hell is up with that? All of the women are sluts.

Every girl here would probably say they should be treated as equals, and yet every part of 99% of romantic relationships still has to be initiated by the man. Which way do you want it then whores?

>>2882866
You know what I'm sick of? Your fucking relationship threads, your fucking sex advice threads, but I don't interfere in them, I let you discuss the same thing over and over again. So let us you fucking faggot.

>>2882808
(male anon here)
Main problem is that men complain that women have an easier time gettin' some, but then call them sluts and whatnot when they get some a lot. Not exactly the way to get women to put out more freely.

Bitches aren't fucking ronery, most of these brosephs haven't as much as had a half hearted handjob in their time.

>>2882907

Actually that's totally consistent. If there were no stigma attached to women sleeping around, they wouldn't ever stick with one guy.

Wow, thread is being dominated by bitter rage now.

>>2882860

Exactly, even the landwhales here have gotten physical contact. The males on 4chan seem to be really really isolated in a profound way. Society has really abandoned men while women are all out fucking the same extroverted types.

I want a woman in this thread to admit that women can't be ronery. I want one of you to admit it. That's all, it takes a lot of, well, balls to admit that your gender has it pretty easy.

>>2882937

Depends on what you're considering, specifically.

If we're talking just getting laid, it's inconsistent. If we're talking "love" then you are correct, it's a social stigma designed to promote monogamy.

>>2882960

Honestly, getting women is a lot of work. I'm long past competing for women and quite happy with the results, 99% of time.

>>2882808

All of these are virgins:
>>2876886
>>2877009
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>>2879267
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>>2881094
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>>2882969
'Social stigma' jesus christ fuck off you sociology student fucktard. Isolated tribes in fucking Papua New Guineau are monogamous. And women are already promiscuous, it just leads to polygynous behaviour, it certainly doesn't 'spread out' sexual contact as you seem to believe.

>>2882953
As opposed to 'soooo ronery ;_; - haven't have a boyfriend in over a year!' ?

Yeah, I'll take bitter rage over your 'femanon' shit any day of the week.

>>2882969

I think promoting monogamy helps guys who wouldn't typically get laid just off sexual attractiveness. What I mean is, a lot of ronery guys here will have to pursue a longer-term relationship to have sex. If there were no stigma, women would only ever be having sex with that 10% of men who can get it whenever they want.

Sometimes, I forget that I'm on one of the most pathetic boards on the internet.

I see a bunch of tools banding together and DEFENDING THEIR RITES 2 RONERINESS and spewing garbage about how women can't possibly feel as lonely as them- and I think:
Holy shit, is it really possible to be so pathetic?

and then I'm like lol o ya, 4chan.
CARRY ON, CHAPS!

>>2882907
Gynocentric spineless fuck spotted.

"I WILL DENY THE OBVIOUS!"

>>2882038

I'm also like that. Wanting a girlfriend with the same interests.
But I've come to notice that is difficult and isn't the most important... It's to important to have some things in commom, but it doesn't need to be all... The most important is accepting the diferences between eachother.

> "I've let myself get 30 lbs overweight, wear t-shirts and sweatpants everyday"
dumb move....
I'm a guy and did the opposite... shape myself up....
The better I look, more girls become potencial partners... more chances I find some weeaboo for me too ^_^

>>2882147
yeah, virgins for the win... the one-time life win

Girls... save your vagooo rapping time for someone special... just don't go fucking a stupid guy!


This is stupid and non-21st century but... I really fond of the idea of settling with a virgin... I find it really special.

>>2882980

It is a lot of work for introverted shy guys and the more introversion disabilities you layer on a guy the more difficult it becomes. Introversion, shy, social anxiety, physical isolation, depression etc

I get the feeling a lot of you who say women can't be ronery want sheer vengeance, you want women to feel the kind of despairing, longing, painful loneliness you feel.

And it's only natural, I'm not bitter but I don't blame you for it myself. It's only natural to come to hate them as a result. That's why it always amazes me when other people express amazement at 4chan's misogyny. I mean, fuck ME, do you expect these guys to LIKE women or something?

If it's vengeance you want, it's coming alright, just wait another 10 - 15 years, when those girls are in their late 30s they'll realise, as their looks fade, that men aren't approaching them any longer, and they'll have to cope with what you coped with in your youth.

The only question is whether they put their head in the oven or put a bullet in their brains as a result. Because we all sure as shit know women can't deal with that kind of loneliness.

So there is your vengeance anonymous, and athens and anyone else. You'll have it soon enough, don't worry. There is a growing demographic of absolutely lonely women in their mid to late 30s. And it will keep on growing

You know, girls, I think that it's possible for women to be ronery.

But when you come in here and start bullshitting about how you were a shallow piece of shit and are fucking some broseph, or you haven't had a boyfriend for a year and a bit or whatever. Then you aren't doing your own side any favours.

Let the girls who have actually, you know, NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND OR ANY KIND OF INTIMACY prove the point. You are inadvertantly proving the point of your detractors in your fucking defence against it.

How fucking stupid can you get?

Yeah sorry but you have to be pretty fucking ugly or fat as a woman to not get any love. And women who go on like the OP do piss me off. It's like comparing a person who refuses to eat the lavish meals presented to him with someone who has no food to eat. Don't expect sympathy from those who've never found love when you lament the 50 you rejected didn't meet your 'standards'. It's sickening.

>>2883026

Just because monogamy is common to the human species, doesn't mean social stigma doesn't reinforce the behavior. Also, I don't think polygynous means what you think it means. Actual, true promiscuity implies that the women are devoted to no particular man.

This thread is so depressing.
I'd be friends with all you ronery people ;_; but im in Canada.

>>2883041

Uh, but it is exactly the kind of culture America has adopted. The hookup culture in modern america is all about women primarily fucking top 15% of men who are extroverted etc. That's why virtually no women on here are virgins and so many men are. They are being left out.

>>2883104

Right, and we don't promote monogamy like we used to because of feminism and treating women as "equals".

>>2883104
>hurr durr im making sweeping generalities without actually reading the thread
>>2883001

>>2883091
According to, heh, 'sociologists' such as yourself, everything is environmental and nothing is biological. It's quite funny to watch you squirm. Everything is 'social stigma' and 'prejudice' and 'poverty'.

And polygynous means many women attaching themselves to one man. Which is what happens with extreme promiscuity. Don't you realise that? Don't you understand it?

>>2883052
>This is stupid and non-21st century but... I really fond of the idea of settling with a virgin... I find it really special.

No, it's not special. Having a relationship with a virgin is usually awful unless you are very patient and very good in bed, because they will have no clue how to do anything and once you prove yourself to be incapable of teaching them, they will wander, and you will become an hero.

Women can pretty much be a full blown fucking hikikomori and STILL _easily_ get a boyfriend.

Think about that for a minute.

>Let the girls who have actually, you know, NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND OR ANY KIND OF INTIMACY prove the point. You are inadvertantly proving the point of your detractors in your fucking defence against it.

>>2883073
I've never heard of one that wasn't fat or absolutely repulsive

>>2883104

This post just illustrates what kind of embittered shut-ins populate this board. There are millions of girls out there who don't 'hook up' and engage in promiscuity, who still have morals and still appreciate a man for things other than his money and car.. All it takes is for you to stop festering in your parent's basement long enough to meet them.

I think a lot of the cum dumpsters here have already proved to you why they are so ronery, anon.

It's because most of us are fucking bat shit insane or mentally unstable.
I was insecure, depressed, and had a bad case of social anxiety. I never really learned how to connect with people, so I feared them.
I spent a lot of my time hating myself and wallowing in self pity, like so many of the others here.

Then I grew up, faced my problems head on and learned to like myself.
I'm still kind of ronery, but there are guys that are interested in me and I'm not going to be a pussy and let their interests go to waste because i'm "BAWWWTOOSHY."

tl;dr
FEMALES ARE LONLEY BECAUSE THEY ARE CRAZY.
(but they can get over that okay)

>>2883143
No, I did not say that everything is social and nothing is biological, but good strawman there *eyeroll*

No, in modern western human promiscuity usually leads to many women fucking many men and then a gradual convergence towards serial monogamy and (often) actual monogamy.

You're so full of piss and vinegar, you don't even realize you don't know what you're talking about.

>>2883128
1) Those aren't all women you retard.

2) They represent a small minority of the women who posted.

>>2883148
Who the fuck CARES? Sure, your first fucking times will be shit, but who CARES? Is sex that fucking important that you'd ruin something that is otherwise perfect for it?

Fuck you, you are the cancer that is killing society.