You sound like an average Oxford student to me.

I have a bigger dick than you.

FACT: >>2828964 actually has a small dick.

Your superior education will not help you when London is dirtybombed in 2013.

Enjoy your future cancer.

>>2828979
FACT: Oxford is not in London.

FACT: I go to Harvard, which is vastly superior to your antiquated school. Go enjoy your rotting taxidermy collection while I go do some real biology research.

So what is it like? Do you sit in a big, old library, reading lots of books and going "Aha! I found it!" every now and then?

>>2828946

Except for Cambridge students, of course.

OP is probably majoring in something useless.

I go to MIT, enjoy your shitting european education.

You go to the University of Oxford, therefore you are a brainwashed, left-brained zombie.

Discuss.

>>2828946
FACT: You are a cunt, and your sort makes people hate Oxford students.

>>2828992
No, we sit around in gowns drinking port or sherry and talking with weird voices. Then we get massively sloshed in the KA and have sex with undergrads from the lesser colleges.

>>2828990
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>>2829002
>>2829007
>>2829034
You guys are just jealous because of your inferior education/situation in life. :-)

>>2828946
Keble?

>>2829053
That brick monster? Hell no...

lol OP is possible the most kickass troll ive seen ina while

>>2829051
Hah, but at least I'm not in Britain!

>>2829051
Excuse me, Harvard has the BEST education in the world.

The ruling government of the world will soon be controlled by my kind.

Go enjoy your ancient sherry pretending Oxford is still important.

Which college do you go to, and what are you studying. You're probably a shit tier college.

>>2829073
Touche, but we here at Oxford like to think of the place as being separate from (or rather above) the rest of Britain.

>>2828946

I have a womb and can make babies. I'm better than you.

>>2829091
That would make you a woman, so no.

Fact: I was invited to visit oxford when I was young as part of some program for smart kids. I then burnt out and became horribly mediocre.

"Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information and religions destroy spirituality."

>>2829091
you're a fucking axlotl tank cunt, kill yourself.

>>2829078
Yah yah. You tell yourself that...

>>2829081
Balliol. Record holder for number of 1st class degrees, and always towards the top of the Norrington table.
Suck it.

>>2829095
You, sir, belong in Oxford!

Cambridge is clearly superior, but Oxford isn't too bad. Not a patch on Harvard though.

OP is obviously a troll, however, if he weren't

being in Oxford doesn't mean shit. you gotta graduate first dummy.

>>2829103

You might be intelligent but you are kind of retarded bro

>>2829097
/thread, I would say, but the robot is GAY

>>2829131
What if he's a graduate student?

>>2829103
Balliol hasn't been #1 on Norrington for years.

So, what are you studying OP? Is it something impressive, or at least interesting, or is it something embarrassing you'd be rightly mocked for wasting your time on?

hands up if you go to a shit university because you burnt out in 6th form

just me...

oh

I don't respect scholars unless I have read their bibliography and some of the mentioned texts.

College is for capitalists who aren't viable without a piece of paper backing them up. Enjoy your society-mandated approval, scumbag.

>>2829148
He said "towards the top".

From Wikipedia:
"In 2006, 45.1% of finalists got First Class Honours degrees, a higher proportion than any other Oxford college has ever achieved, and was placed second in the Norrington Table."

I go to Cambridge :3

>>2829178
You're only a bit inferior then. Welcome to the elite...

>>2829164
it's true, there are many people out there who rake in a lot of money without a degree. take 50 cent, eminem, and paris hilton for example.

>>2829151
OP here: I study mathematics

>>2829143
graduate students don't have time for shit like 4chan

at least in a good degree program. maybe the kids at oxford are slacking but I doubt it

the towers fell cos of fire, just look at this pic.

oh wait...

>>2829176
my point still stands. muteblockoxford

I go to Gloucester uni.

Oxford Brookes is better than Oxford.

>>2829208
I'm a graduate student. You're sorely mistaken: we have way more time than we know what to do with. Mark a few papers, read a bit, and then slack all day. That's our schedule.

Don't you read Piled Higher and Deeper?

FACT:

MIT > Yale > Harvard > All

That's the hierarchy, bitches.

>>2829221
2/10 fail troll. muteblockoxford

Ballilol.

Fact. Unless you are in a graduate school where you are going is not particularly impressive. Undergrad is undergrad and everyone has a college degree these days. only if you get your masters or pursue a real terminal degree do you matter.

>>2829238
Go one further, it doesn't matter unless you do something with your degree, nobody gives a shit about your certificates.

FACT: I take engineering at the University of Waterloo and am therefore superior to each and every one of you in every conceivable manner.

>>2829230
and what school are you at?

i has mah education behind me, while you sir are looking now at five years of pain. cheers.

I go to UCL, where Jeremy Bentham's corpse is kept in a glass cabinet and occasionally sits in on lectures. Fuck your shit.

>>2829201
Maths is a useless subject.

>>2829235
This must be why you guys don't get laid...

I actually have an offer from oxford, so I would put myself equal with you.

FACT: I didn't go to college yet I still have more money than all of you. Therefore, I am truly superior.

And Oxford is still not as prestigious as Harvard or Princeton, and really, you could still turn out to be pretty useless and inferior. And if you're using your uni to justify yourself, odds are that you are going to be the kind of guy who can't hack it in the "real world" and needs to have little tokens to feel valuable. You have not really accomplished anything yet with your life, which you have spent PREPARING to accomplish something. So, until you change the world in a meaningful way, or even change your community in a meaningful way, step aside and go back to your dorm room.

FACT: I go to Penn, the social ivy, and therefore, have a life outside of r9gay.

>>2829247
No one gives a shit about your backward canadia college

>>2829246
I concur with your statement. similar to my statement: "It doesn't matter that you're a genius if you waste it playing WOW all day".

>>2829273
Enjoy your working class life

>>2829269 actually lives in his mom's basement

Self employed carpenter, beautiful new gf, oh and I represent my country in karate

Get fucked, my life is interesting

>>2829279

you wish you had a life outside of /relationshits9000/. But sadly even you don't have one.

OP do you have to wear a Harry Potter robe or warm up older boys genitals with your hands as part of your duties

>>2829305 Self employed carpenter
JebusFAIL

>>2829292
enjoy spending your life working. the color of a servant's collar doesn't make the position any more interesting or respectable.

FACT: I am a highly successful business man and I didn't go to university.

Enjoy your shitty lives.

You /r9fags/ realise OP probably just got the image from Google image search and trolled the hell out of all of you, right?

do presitgious uni's have shit classes like gender studies or do they only have real classes?

>>2829327
Enjoy your welfare check, chickenfucker

>>2829331
you realize the thread has derailed and OP's original post is meaningless, don't you?

>>2829331
PROTIP: nobody cares, nobody is trolled or trolling, everyone is here for their own amusement, nobody believes anything they read here, or on any other chan. Sage goes in the email field. Enjoy your stay.

FACT: I am a skateboarding champ astronaut

enjoy your shitty lives

>>2829305
Yeah.. I worked with tigers for shitty pay, my life is amazing. Fuck your couch collegians, sustainable communities for the win! Enjoy your shitty pieces of paper!. =D

>>2829347
I'm just glad we've acknowledged my superiority.

>>2829158
I was A grade student till the 6th form. Now I get Bs all the time. I can't get less than than but I can't get more either. It's horrible. I can taste the knowledge but not eat it. Fuck this shit. The system is fucking retarded.

>>2829359

you're superior for hoping to be a mathematician someday at some college in some country?

I missed the superior part. Did you write a new chapter of differential calculus and fail to mention it?

>>2829273
Non-Oxford Britfag here. Your yank universities suck for undergrad. The only reason they have any reputation is because they attract researchers with good money.

FACT: The Oxbridge tutorial system (which is also what we use in my London uni, although we're nowhere as good) creates world class minds more than your shitty Yank Ivy league. OP will probably just head over to the US and nab a cool research job before any of you do...

>>2829395
I do stats, you pleb. Take a wild guess at how many consultancies, banks and research groups in the financial sector hire Oxbridge statisticians at golden salaries. Suck it...

>>2829418
Yeah but you're probably ugly or dorky as all hell, so, enjoy it. you'll have to pay for escorts or get a horsey wife.

>>2829418
so why don't you just get a business degree and quit the farce that you're a mathematician?

Judge rules: OP wins. Go home everyone.

ITT: An excellent argument for socialism.

>>2829435
I don't think you quite get how things work here. We probably get laid more in a week than you've been in your entire life.

>>2829450
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!>>2829453
Go suck Putin's cock, you communist fuck.

>>2829475
yeah you get laid with horsey biologists, grats

ITT: Tweed and elbow patches, pipes and a lot of silly accents.

>>2829491
More like PPE and English students...

>>2829475
so basically you don't have a reply. nice.

you lose and are a waste of a decent degree. new game!

FACT: I have already got a degree from the University of Cambridge, and so am superior to OP, who is a faggot.

>>2828946

Would your initials be JH?
If so, you're a dirty cunt.

Your socioeconomic status, college choice, IQ, and ability to succeed in a high honored college have nothing to do with the type of person you are, nor your superiority.

I go to a SUNY school, which is a State University of New York school, which is, yes, state funded.
I couldn't get into Oxford if I tried; I have neither the money nor the connections.

I'm getting a degree in Special Education.
And you know what? I'm immensely satisfied in just about every aspect of my life.
No, I take that back.
Every aspect in my life. There's not really one thing I'd want to change.

I wouldn't want to be you for two seconds.
You're obviously both arrogant AND insecure, that you have to brag about yourself and get other people to justify your supposed superiority.

Unless you're a troll: In which case, the above still stands.

Everyone I know has graduated from either Cambridge or Oxford, including myself.

>>2829661
See, if you live like this anon you have to spend the rest of your life around retards.

Actual retards. Drooling, shitting retards.

>>2829661
In England you get into university with exams, not money or connections. Especially not with connections.

>>2829688

Although if we drop the online hate machine bullshit for a second, the point arises that someone has to take care of them. This requires selflessness, time and empathy.

It is likely he is a far better person than many of you.

Thanks for the detailed overview to judge.

I bet your leaving shit out, because you get picked on for it. And intelligently, you go home and post it, implying that you really are better.

I've yet to meet an Oxford graduate who has actually accomplished anything.

Well, aside from talking about how they graduated.

>>2829672
Lies? On my internet? How on earth could this be?

>>2829688
But you know what? I want to spend my life with these drooling, shitting retards, as you so eloquently put it.
You see my life as less superior than yours, because you don't want to do what I do.
But I don't want to do what you do, so maybe I see your life as less superior than mine.
Perspective, bitch.

>>2829696
Huh. Oh well. I still wouldn't be able to afford it.

>>2829696

Although top unis like Cambridge and Oxford are springboards for what follows. I know many people who are now attending Oxford and Cambridge. They were not in fact the walking, breathing gods of knowledge reputation makes them out to be.

I'm happy with the course i've chosen, the place I have and it is likely it'll get me where I want to go- in the end that's what matters to me.

>>2829757
Its basically free if you get a scholarship and there are millions of grants and financial aid stuff available, not just for Oxford either.

>>2829753
How about of half of the British Parliament?

>>2829766

I'm very happy for anyone attending these places, i'm just pissed off that it leads to the whole complex of parents pushing their children to go to the best uni possible when realistically not everyone could attend the best place possible and the notion that if they manage an inferior place they are somehow a failure.

>>2829787
Yah, Oxbridge have done a good job of getting people from lesser economic backgrounds in. They can still improve, but it's certainly not only silver-spoon toffs here anymore.

It's not like an undergraduate degree is worth anything from any school. Besides, I doubt Oxford has a better physics program than my (public) school.

>>2829877
It's healthy to doubt sometimes, even when you're so very, very wrong.

>>2829877
To be honest, I doubt you'll be finding many recent Oxford graduates on the dole. Other unis, on the other hand...

is caltech a public school?

>>2829902
Caltech is private.

>>2829696

dont know, money will always buy a better education making it easier to get into a place like oxford

>>2829902
>>2829915
Oxford, on the other hand, is not.

>>2829935
Yes, but money is less of a barrier here than in the US.
Oxford tuition is roughly $5000 per year at the current exchange rate.

>>2829418

take a wild guess at how many british banks are currently hiring new staff

I want to be in OP's position in a year, except as an undergrad.

>>2829979
Naive response. They need bright minds more than ever...

I dont have much faith in the British education system at all. A girl I used to help in maths is on her way to oxford while I am going to Aberdeen.

>>2829988
Naive response, experience is worth more than a name on a piece of paper.