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    10 KB Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)09:48:34 No.2825884  
    I evolved.

    Back in high school, I was the true ronery. I had a click of friends but was quite shy. I crushed on a girl in my class and it took me a year to ask her out. She rejected me for senior prom but we still went on a couple dates later on but went no where. Later on I went to college but never left my dorm room since I couldn't evolve. After getting kicked out of college, I started to work retail forcing me to interact with people. I started to open up until I got fired from there.

    Years later, I was on the brink. I had to either evolve or become a worthless human. I chose to evolve and left my shell. I learned to be outgoing because people don't really care. Its either a memorable good first impression or be nothing at all. Over the past few years, I learned the one big thing that's constantly reiterated on here, the main rule to attraction and that's confidence. Instead of looking down, I walk straight up. I'm still a fat pig but I'm not stingy. I show compassion but I am still stern.

    I have evolved to the point that I no longer have to ask women out. They pick up on my confidence and suave that every time they make the first move. Women do like to fuck and they'll give the sign to me saying, "You're hot, lets get it on." It isn't obvious like flashing breasts/panties but they touch my arm or my leg then stare into my eyes for a long period to give me the signal. I signal back with recuperation that I'm down for it.

    I hope some of you evolve too. Learning here is a start but it takes practice and few dozen times of rejection.

    Also add, when in bed dear lord, communicate in asking what feels good. Yes, you'll suck the few dozen times but once you learn to talk without fear in bed it'll make the sex better and there you'll evolve too. Once you show from the start you know how to use the cock, they'll be begging for more.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:01:51 No.2825953
    So... you were like charmander, but now you're more of a charizard?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:03:20 No.2825962
    >>2825953
    If you want to compare it to Pokemon, sure.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:04:52 No.2825974
    you should have looked for a sun stone.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:05:17 No.2825977
    I don't want to compare it to pokemon
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:06:19 No.2825981
    Too bitter for love.

    Tell 'em they're whores for me, huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:06:22 No.2825982
    Everything you say is utterly disproved by the fact you're posting here.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:08:53 No.2825994
    It came naturally for me buddy. Thing is, I purposely chose to undo all that, just to see what it's like on the other side. Turns out both sides have advantages and disadvantages. Now I just need to find some middleground.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:10:54 No.2826003
    OP: Your self-confidence seems to be a bit TOO big if you ask me, because I for one am completely uninterested in your personal rediscovery of the fundamentals of personal attraction.
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:13:32 No.2826025
    >>2826003
    Better than the 7 out of 10 posts on here of /baw/ & /r9onery/
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:17:31 No.2826046
    so OP, besides lerning2fucking chicks, how else did you evolve ?

    Are you a better human person ?
    Are you doing something to make the world a less crappy place ?
    >> Anonymous 01/19/09(Mon)10:21:38 No.2826064
    >>2826025

    No, it's not. As somebody who actually did 'evolve', I can tell you with some certainty that you are a neckbeard lying on the internet or absolutely horrible at communicating your story, because it's not like that at all. Girls don't just throw their panties off at fat guys just because they don't hate themselves anymore & you're a fool if you think that's the case.

    Enjoy the fact that you're so socially inadequate and insecure that you have to post lies about how good you are with women over the internet.

    Now, proceed to mouth off at me and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about, but just know that I know that you know how close to home I've really hit.



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