Random war game generator gentlemen. http://www.tapezilla.net/wargen/pic related, what i got
sounds like a sound plan dare i say
That's a lot of animosity.
Death Coward 5! Bitches.
i lold.mooooooooootf
oh noes dem damn nazis
PATRIOTS HORROR
call them right now
I wish the background fit a bit better.
Sounds like these enemies are fucked, thus the cover
start diggin'
Three guesses as to who wins...
No one gets out alive.
wow this thread made me laugh
Yea lets get some horsies!
the shame!
this thing does not fuck around
>>2821853Not even the children?
How this got to the second sequel is beyond me...
I wish it had been luftwaffle. I still loled
ROAD CODE
its also offensive to other countries as well!
Battlefields in Battlefields
Flaming tanks make for excellent camouflage
Somehow, I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through.
i love alliteration
they also kill!
Well, I will hand it to them, it does take a lot of valor to drive a tank off a bridge.
>>2821877If you don't kill the children they'll just grow up and want too kill for for all the reasons their parents wanted to kill you plus the fact that you killed their parents.
Hitler channels the futility of World War 1 in his latest attempt to break the encirclement of Stalingrad.
>>2821637lol at failstation 3
Oh wow.MootWATERBlOX
ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS
you have let us all down, son
dont you die on me
I would totally play this shit
WEAPON DEATH
"Promise Weapon"....the only thing that can drive back the Japanese swarms.
Massacre them.
GLOOOORY
mootfsgy>>2821938>>2821940holy shit same background, embarrasment and only 1 sec of difference
Poor Hitler. :(
Fucking douchebag highway
>>2821938lollin so hard
>>2821991Hearts Age? Sounds like a bad Japanese RPG.
greatest enemy known to man
failboat, anyone???
enemies combat
Everything is better on Hitler's face.
oh lawd this is a godly thread
My God.. My head spins when I look at this.
This one just confuses me.
oh i get it, its a "i own a wii" joke right?
this game is for pussies
The best part is the age rating.
>>2822028OP here, and i had to bump it myself for it to be seen :(. first 5 posts are all me
As good a plan as any.
Fuhrer Ops - reserve it today!
Not a place for tanks, as you can see.
this confuses me greatly
Stupid ocean.
>>2822066Lol early childhood
short and to the point. i like it
>>2822050not as good as this one.
what is the surprise hiding beneath?
haha oh wowmootwaterblock10charloluriginality
Commonly referred to as The Silk Road.
It's either a bunch of moles or...TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
But..... I want to call women...
invade the shores
holy fuck, i can't remember the last time i laughed so hard in a thread, thanks op
Attack for weapons? This seems slightly counter productive.
ally vs combat!
Poor poor Hitler. :(
MEN OPS
The picture fits so nicely on this one
this one is fine as well, mentlegen
This needs a YO DAWG shop.
>>2822097How did that game get an early childhood rating!?!?!? I'm contacting esrb right now!
that traitorous swine!
an excellent way to place your troops, hitler
But dont shoot the soldiers?
Shores Within BattlefieldsFor Early Childhood
Hitler face cover makes all games better and makes me lol.
I found this funny. I can't exactly say why. Also requires Sup Dawg.
mission: accomplishedmewted?
eeHitler face cover makes all games better and makes me lol everytime
>>2822167Jesus christ I almost pissed my pants, that was hilarious.
Operations Fuhrer
gee guys i wonder what this game is about
I don't think this will sell too well.
ah, the spoils of war...
I'm almost positive they were 2 different things...
such a long namemootblock
PROUD TO BE A COWARD!
No pussy crimes allowed.
Only one hour to go!
We blitz together! We starve together!Bro Krieg!
Gee, that sure is creative
MEN VICTORY
Hero to the bros.
Stealthy?
You use guns.
patriot plan... wow hahaha
perhaps a 'What If' game
Sounds like an original game idea.
whats with embarrassment being in titles? i got a few with that word.
pretty much self-explanatoryno mute
HEY! YOU! DEFEAT NAZIS!
>>2822331I think we can make our own line.
Taking gameplay to new heights.
oh god... i lol'd hard even though it's dumb
I'm more interested in what he does at night.
anywhere is good. just, like, in germany
I felt bad for laughing so hard.
SHAME ON YOU, PATRIOTS.
They're such dicks!
farting, rape
I'd never have guessed.
dongzzzzz
redundant title is redundant
inside the confines of the battlefield however, they are polite and respectful
FUHRER GLORY, HEIL HITLER.
lol... Patrol Nazi 4; Crimes Inside the Battle
GLORY TO THE PATRIOTS
And it's rated AO? I'd play.
what an honor this is!
These are some brave cowards.
Since lolwat isn't original, maybe the mutebloxing will be.Poyo.
you don't need those homos
>>2822417Isn't that from the intro to BF 1942?
I don't know why, but this one made me laugh.
Nazi Valor 4-- I kinda want to buy this
oh god... the picture makes this one so hilarious
Actually sounds fun. Although EUROPE AND THE PACIFIC DON'T REALLY MIX.
this is so perfect...... lol
Death Men.Brutal.
>>2822579>>2822579>>2822579Best one in the thread so far.Mine is kinda funny too...
somehow i don't think there was much planning in the first place.
Suddenly, ARMS, EVERYWHERE
That's what you faggots get for your cowardice.MORE COWARDICE.
Army's Nightmare.
DAY PATROL
"KILL JEWSALSO GYPSIES, QUEERS" ---ubermensch/thule? call me! love, adolf
combat cowards... for wii.
OH THE HORRORmootsmokespoles
ARMS MASSACRE 2; STRIKE ENEMIES
victory during defeatwat?
somebody get the metal gear games into this bitch
if you lose you have to walk back to shore and try again
A heartwarming story of two gay marines fighting in Iraq.Introducing... PRIDE MEN.
I don't think I've ever lol'd so much in an /r9k/ thread.
HIGHWAY AGAINST MIDWAY
I almost fell out of my seat at this thread...MOOTBLOX
Op here, glad to have made a funny thread guys.off to sleep
Jesus Christ, this whole thread had me laughing, but >>2822358 nearly made me keel over.
request for archive, IMObest /r9k/ thread in ages, if not ever.
Apparently the Pacific Ocean froze.
"Battlefield Without Soldiers"And yet there are two soldiers right on the cover.I call false advertising. :(
You'll probably live if you do.
HONOR SHAME
Ally up before you destroy their last structure so you both get a Win on your record.
oh, lawdy... ahahhaha
e.g. france, poland during WWII
no wimenz allowed!
"I promise, you guys, our weapons are going to work this time!""I don't know, Hitler, last time you said that--""I PROMISE."
I kept refreshing. This was the only one that made any sense whatsoever.
GUYS IS IWO JIMA IN ENGLAND?
>>2823101Possibly best one so far.
Is this really the best intel we could come up with?
>>2823101That one made me nearly fall out of my chair laughing.This thread is amazing.
This one just seems downright disrespectful...
This thread is gold.
I can't wait for this game to come out..........
The Spanish Armada gets its revenge.
The exciting new spinoff of the 'Medal of Honor' titles
this better be as good as part three
This one is really dark.... lol
Also known as "The Bulge" medal
Archive has been achieved!I love you guys
Poor little Hitler. How could you say no to that pouting face?
>>2823226too fucking perfect.game over.
We'll invade today... Maybe.
>>2823187Iron Sky, anyone?
how appropriate......
Where are the goddamn troopers?!
Get out of there, you don't even have wheels.
commandos until... death?
I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a long time.
Dammit England! You screwed us again. It's time for you to pay!
>>2823136>>2823187Fuck yeah, sequels.
The Middle East WAS involved in D-Day. I swear!
Sounds like my kind of porn.
They don't even need troops.
>>2823381Oh no, I seem to have left my rear flank open.
>>2823424oh gawd the look on his face
>>2822203sup dawgi heard you like fighting so we put a battlefield in your battlefield so you can fight while you fight
Jeez, that's dark.
WWII African Theatre?
Guess he had problems keeping it up. He looks really emotional here.
conflicted batallion
The most demoralizing game ever made.
lets kill us some krauts!
are these guys like grammar nazis, but with pride?
this just kinda goes with the pic lol
Uhh, I don't even know.
Holy fuck I would buy this game for sure.
this time, you have to not die
hurray for massacre crusade
Such manly advice... and an epic picture to boot
I would buy every game in this thread.
jesus christ... i'm laughing so hard at this thread, but this one pushed me to tears lmfao
fairly accurate description here.
I would hit Japan so hard its blood would be over Europe.
Why is this thread so funny? I don't get it, but I keep laughing at it.
These just keep getting darker.
this game sounds like the shit...also, everyone archive this thread... this needs to be saved for posterity
valor coward... lolwut?
Honor Europe... and that's an order, son!
Sisters by night!!This thread is a serious gold mine.
better look out, them mens is going to get you
BROTHERHOOD BROTHERHOOD! FUCK YEAH!!!
Then what are they?
Wow, that's kind of serious business.
Best game in this thread, hands down!
well... sounds like a plan!
huh??? does not compute...
Enemies against Shores. Epic motherfucking battle.
can't.... stop.... laughing.... bahahhaah
Holy fuck this may be my favorite title yet. CODE NAZI FUCK YEAH
Night renegades, WWII dating sim.
jeez... doom and gloom here
fuuuuuuuuuuuck image limit reached
Epic thread was Epic. This made my morning, robots.
Thanks for the good time gents, we had a great run.
This was by far the best thread I've ever participated in... nonstop lulz
This will have to be the greatest thread of all time. Has it been archived?
>>2823728jesus fuck i can't breatheahahahahaha
I haven't laughed this hard in forever. Good work everyone.
well mine was epic but you can't see itSTRIKE MEN!
>>2822358>>2822400>>2822612>>2823297I think those are my favorite ones. Freaking great stuff.
>>2823132>>2823132>>2823132>>2823132>>2823132I nearly choked on my coffeeWhat the fuck lol
>>2823101Fucking hilarious man, the comment made the whole thing 100x more hilarious."But I proooooomise guys" hahahahahahahahahaha fucking genious bro
>>2822097bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaA war game titled, "Call Men".