get her to come and live with you
obvious answer

Fuck you.
8

ride your horse over to her house, and then take her back to yours, mr whiteknight

>>2819601
I would if there were a possible way. She lives 2 hours from the nearest bus station with no ride to it. I don't have enough money to get her to me.

>>2819628

oh come the fuck on, she could get out of there if she needs to so desperately. if you're knocking down her actually physically leaving the exact spot she's in now then you're not gonna be able to help her are you?

>>2819628

Go get her faggot

Try stabbing your self with a wooden cooking spoon

>>2819628
you must be underage or fucking stupid. kindly gtfo

>>2819628
How old are you for fuck's sake? 14?

Use your fucking car, oh wait, you're underage b& or too broke.

I work in a restaurant for $8.5(canadian, minimum wage) an hour 20 to 40 hours per week and go to college 20hr/week. I'm ridiculously broke and always busy, yet I could find time for it.

You're a loser, if you can't get to her, then her life will probably be shittier with you.

She doesn't deserve any sympathy. Consider all the guys out there that are lonely and have no friends, many of these guys are probably good looking and interesting too, but do you see any females giving enough of a shit to do anything about it?

Fuck her, I hope that cunt suffers

>>2819628
sell some plasma

Am I the only one that thought OP's pic was delicious?
Please say no...

>>2819650
Perhaps I should suggest that she hitchhike through the backhills of BumFuck, where she lives, to get someplace else? Only an idiot would do something like that and expect to remain unscathed.

>>2819685
Yes. Frequently. Rarely does it actually help unless they've been genuinely screwed by outsiders. Men are much more reluctant to listen to or get outside help.

>>2819628

MAYBE SHE COULD WALK THERE

>>2819685

What the fuck is your problem?

>>2819687
Looks like sweet sweet raspberry jam.

>>2819703
Unless these "men" are pussy faggots like OP and many other posters on /r9k/.

>>2819721
YES
Thank you! I was fearing that I was going to become a blood-lusting psycho.
But, damn, that blood looks candy apple red. I'd love to lick it up...

>>2819703

Bullshit, maybe you've seen otherwise, but in general all I see is a complete lack of effort from females who claim to care.

And no, I'm not some butthurt loser. I've been genuinely screwed plenty of times. Currently in relationship now, and not happy with it.

>>2819745
Not really. It doesn't matter whether they're stoic or whiny, they still won't accept help.

>>2819760
All of a sudden I want to meet a cutter so I can be their friend and lick up their blood.

>>2819774
Advice >>> help.

Then, you do it yourself, it is just that you had guidance.

>>2819580
...I know exactly who you are talking about. :/

she might be making it out to be worse than it is, if she's stuck, send her books to read or something or a guitar so she can learn some chords and write songs, solitude doesn't have to suck

>>2819710

Let me tell you my problem. I was once a naive, caring, selfless individual who loved fully and trusted fully. After being screwed multiple times by girls who unconditionally promised me the world, I became a bitter shell of the man I once was. Now, years later, tired of being alone due to my bitterness, I have learned to fake being the naive idiot I used to be in order to draw people to me. Though deep down inside, I am immune to the pain I once used to be vulnerable to because the truth is, I really don't give a shit. And no one will ever know of my true self.

Alright OP, I'll assume that since she can't walk to the bus stop, the girl is as useless as a bag of rocks, and just as immobile. None of you underage B& have a car, and you don't have jobs so you can't afford a taxi.

The answer is: steal a car

>>2819818
I have to disagree with you. I know what it's like to be alone for a long period of time. Books, guitar, doesn't matter. Solitude sucks even if you have things to take up your time. We're human beings, we need the company of others.

I feel for you, OP.

>>2819580

"so, i'm moving away"
"WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE TO COME VISIT ME EVERY WEEKEND I <3 U"
"uh, i can't make it"
"WHAT WHY IS THAT I <3 U"
"ohhhh uh of course i'd visit you if i could, but i'm in incredibly improbable circumstances where all i have is the internet. so it's ok, you can stop trying."
"NO I RESCUE U"
"no, really, it's ok"
"MOM TAKE ME TO THE BURGER KING DRIVE THRU AND THEN DRIVE ME TO MY ANGEL'S HOUSE SO I CAN RESCUE HER"

stop acting like a retard and cutting yourself to get attention. stop acting like a bitch, no one fucking cares everyone has their own problems to worry about. your fucking stupid for doing that and im sure you realize that about now

>>2819780
DAMN DAMN DAMN

There is no one I know who is like this.

How do I spot a cutter?

>>2819886
>How do I spot a cutter?

That has to be the funniest thing I've read on /r9k/ this past 7 days...

>>2819709
>>2819854
How do you expect a girl to walk someplace that takes 2 hours to get to by car?

ASK THAT BITCH OUT <DAMN YOU ARE STUPIOFD

>>2819878
You're a dumbshit.

>>2819824
HA that describes me , except with out the whole relationships with girls part, mostly cause Im to much of an asshole says most women

>>2819908

Post her address on the internet and hope somebody is enough of whiteknight fag to drive out to the middle of fucking nowhere, transport the bitch to your parent's basement, at least 4 hours of driving in total, and they'll do this for no compensation at all.

>>2819886
i'm guessing you didn't read anything

wow OP, i know/knew a girl in the exact same situation. But I haven't talked to her in months because she started to ignore me. You're best bet is to just be there for her if she needs anything, but don't let her control your life. Try to be more of a friend that she can talk to, you'll be friendzone'd for all eternity though.

>>2819874
Perhaps I should elaborate upon the circumstances.
She used to live in Northeast Ohio. She was kicked out of the place she lived in, and now she lives in the middle of West Virginia. Her father went batshit insane and threw her out to the dogs. Her mother won't let her leave the house. She won't let her go back to Ohio to visit. The girl will be 18 in a month, and hasn't left her house in almost as long. As I mentioned before, her mother in a chronic toker and drinks almost every night. The woman does nothing for the girl.

Call me a white knight if you must. I care about her and only want to see her happy. She's very dear to me.

>>2819824

no troll is this good. you are the saddest fuck i have ever seen on /r9k/, and you probably don't realize the extremity of that statement.

so people used to take advantage of sweet innocent you. then you happened upon linkin park, and now you're OUT FOR BLOODLUST REVENGE ON THOSE WHO WRONGED YOU. except said revenge consists of letting people still get *exactly* what they want from you, still letting them use you, still letting them manipulate you and discard you, but it's totally different now because you "don't give a shit" anymore - really, honest!

you are not out there actively or aggressively getting what you want. you are skulking about in the shadows of your own mind pretending to be above the human fray, which is one of the few delusions retarded enough to keep you from realizing your true place in the world - a powerless, pathetic, worthless little shit. tell me, are you happy? do you get what you want? do you even dare to dream of getting what you want? it appears that you have fully thrown yourself away, practically throwing your dignity at others' feet as everyone looks on and sees what a pathetic wimp you are, while in your head you imagine that you're in control of your life - but everyone else knows better. and no one respects you enough to tell you, because in their subconscious minds, you're not even human - you're a tool

>>2819580
hitch-hiking is dangerous but could work.
if someone wants out that bad, theyll find a way.
her situation isnt that bad. i used to be in it. she'll deal with it unless she's a sensitive cunt.

>>2819986
OH NO, NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE FOR ONE WHOLE MONTH WHATEVER SHALL SHE DO

Seriously, if that has you worried you are a huge faget.

>>2819908

Bet shes been out shopping all day though, walking around the shops... same thing here but more plants and stuff around.

>>2819986 She won't let her go back to Ohio to visit

her mother sounds pretty smart

>>2819986
OP ACT OUT THE WHITE KNIGHT FANTASY! HAEV AN INTERESTING ENCOUNTER!

I honestly don't know what to tell you op. From what you've told us about the situation

NO CARS
NO WALKING
NO HITCHHIKING
NO MONEY

FINAL DESTINATION

If you gaiz knew her, you'd be trying to help as much as I am. ;___;

>>2819996

Actually, I'm very successful in life. I have a lot of friends, a girlfriend, one of the top scholarships available, attending a good university with a 4.0 GPA, attractive, in good health, with a very bright future. And I'm very pseudo-caring and outgoing for people. Outwardly, I could appear as nothing short of one lucky motherfucker.

But on the inside, I'm bitter and hold nothing sacred but my own benefit.

Let me ask you, what's the difference between someone who is genuinely a nice, caring, selfless person, and someone who acts exactly the same but is just faking it to further their own goals in life?

>>2819580
This wouldn't happen to be... Scene-chan, would it?

>>2820068

How about a deal, you post her address, I'll pick her up and rape her for a while, then dump her at a specified location where you can "conveniently" find her and save the day!

>>2820001

Hitchhiking is not nearly as dangerous as you seem to think it is.

>>2820082

One of them is happy (hint: not you)

>has almost no access to the outside world
>unable to get a job
>wants to get out of there
>utterly helpless

Umm, is she out in the country, or in prison?

>>2820082
So, you pre-med?

>>2820068

Then doing something about it. Pussy.

>>2820082

Good on you. Dominate the world!

>>2820094
Well. Yes, it is.

oh fuck
this is so familiar. i know some girl that had some really fucked up family problems. she trusted me and told me this. i just wanted to make her happy. i loved her.
i guess she wants to be happy, too. just not with me.
whatever. she dissed me.

i just want you to know that you're not doing this for her. you're doing this because you want her to be with you. you don't want her to be happy. you want her to be happy with you.
so, don't do this. she's probably fucked up. you really don't want to be in the end of this.

OP, have you actually met the girl in question in RL, or is this an internet thing?

>>2820119
She's in the country.

>>2820124
I just want her somewhere where she's happy. It doesn't have to be with me.

>>2820121

Computer Science, not quite in graduate school

>>2820116

You're just jealous. Enjoy being "the real you" while being alone and making $7.50 an hour

>>2820082 Let me ask you, what's the difference between someone who is genuinely a nice, caring, selfless person, and someone who acts exactly the same but is just faking it to further their own goals in life?

Sorry buddy - if you have to ask, you'll never know. If you don't realize the value of a Nietzschean willing to power, an affirmation of life and an aggressive drive to shape the world according to your will, everyone around you will intuitively pick up on the signal that you're a cringing, passive slave and will respond accordingly. I've known so many people like you, so many people who think that being sneaky little shits gets them what they want. they don't even remember what they wanted in the first place, a way to shape their world in their own image, a way for their mind to spill over into the physical world, and life-affirming happiness. now you think that the end-all be-all goal, what you really want, is some intermediate bullshit. i guarantee you, you're not happy when you're slithering around fearing the world and trying to sneakily steal whatever it is you're looking for - and you're not going to be happy once you get it, you're going to be the same miserable cunt you have always been.

>>2820130
I know her IRL. We went to high school together while she was in Ohio.

>>2820165

OK, just asking. I got burned by a similar sob-story from an internet chick, as long as you know for sure there's some substance to it, fine.

>has the best set of tits I have ever seen on anyone
>This wouldn't happen to be... Scene-chan, would it?

Just no.

>>2820121
He's faking emotions to further his goals

Clearly Pre-Law

>>2820155

Neither happy nor sad, just content my fine sir. I appreciate the life lesson, maybe I'll take it to heart when I realize being a millionaire and having a family of a wife and 2 or 3 kids isn't going to make me happy. Don't think I'll get that far? Let's find out and see...

>>2820145

lol @ money=happiness
the funny thing is that money does increase happiness in the right people, people who have a certain attitude towards living. you're not one of them. and all this is under the assumption that you with your totally rare CS degree will even go anywhere in life and get a good job.

It's not really a girl, op.

>>2820094
lol no although she did used to cut.

>>2820210

good luck you you - i mean it.

one question, though - do your dreams/nightmares center around a terrible feeling of anxiety and fear of people and things in your environment? when you sleep, does the feeling of utter helplessness and terror rise from the mental grave where it was buried alive in your psyche?

>>2820211

Also don't forget my massive inheritance, even if my degree doesn't take me very far

>>2820239
The picture isn't Scene-chan, but she's the girl in question.

>>2820256

I dream about eccentric things bro, hell if I can list them. I usually wake up with a good feeling though.

My dreams commonly involve my own death or the death of people I care, or pretend to care about. Though, in the dreams, the care seems genuine. Makes me think I actually DO give a shit. Good thing I know better.

>>2820268

Well, fuck, just tell her to do some camwhoring for cash and use it to GTFO of there.

>>2820305
Would you pay to see a show broadcasting on dial-up?

>>2820268
Hahaha. She's a camwhore bro. Also a lot of other shit I promised not to mention Stop being dazzled by tits.

Anyone want a video of her double penetrating herself with clothespins on her nipples though?

>>2820331

You can camwhore without doing live video. Take pictures, make videos, sell them.

>>2820332
picture related lol, same chair.

trust me man you don't want to get involved in this shit. she's crazy.

>>2820332

sure, thatll imrprove this bawwwwfest, rapidshit it

Has she told you about one night stands with guys 20 years older than her? Fucking her mom's coworkers? Doing drugs? Being a fuckbuddy for some neckbeard + his girlfriend + her fat shrek-like friend? Getting two different dogs to eat her out with peanut butter?

She runs her whole pity trip on anyone she talks to, really if you have half a brain you'll realize what a crazy slut she is. I'd throw her out too if she was my daughter.

I'm not even mentioning the worst shit out of some misguided scrap of conscience.

>>2820377
O rly? Tell me moar. *fap fap fap*

>>2820332
>>2820377
>>2820395
SHE IS A DREAM.

poor op is probably killing himself right now.

Oh FFS. Here's her fucking address. Do with it what you will, folks.

1922 Steer Run Road
Normantown, WV
25267

OP must be too much of a pussy to post it. I hope the whore gets raped.

>>2820453

this thread is now incredibly awesome
hell this is even better than the 13oxxy hack

: so tell moar detail about dogs
: what gave the idea
: whose dogs
Rae Cool: we got a beagle pup last time i lived down here
Rae Cool: and i had to keep him upstairs with me one time so my grampa wouldnt know we had it, and i dunno, i just decided
Rae Cool: "well i like dogs so why not try it out now"
Rae Cool: the puppy fucking bit my lip so i stopped >=[
: haha
: twice?
Rae Cool: no the second time was when my parents got their chiuahua
Rae Cool: or however you fucking spell it
: haha
: chihuahua
: so what happened second time
Rae Cool: oh fuck you
Rae Cool: ahaha
: whaaaat
: i wanna know if its a biter
Rae Cool: nah it didnt bite me
Rae Cool: >_> its nose was so small it got all up in der
Rae Cool: i was home alone
Rae Cool: and i had some peanut butter and cheezits with me
: cheezits?
Rae Cool: i had to watch the dog so i dunno i took it up to my room
Rae Cool: lol yes cheezits
Rae Cool: im a fgt stfu

awful tempting to point /b/ over here...

Rae Cool: AND WELL
Rae Cool: i fed it a little bit of PB on a cheezit
Rae Cool: and then put some on my vag >_>
Rae Cool: adn then it happened okay!
Rae Cool: gawsh
: did you get off?
Rae Cool: i was close
Rae Cool: but then the dog became uninterested
Rae Cool: i honestly would like to fuck a dog just once
: really
Rae Cool: yes.

>>2820453

INTERNET: SERIUS BUSNESS

>>2820453

OP's right about one thing, that's definitely the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>2820526
Do it. I'd like to see what happens.

>>2820545
is that a toothbrush, and two big things in her ass and pussy?

It almost becomes not worth it when it's that much fucking work, jesus.

>>2820571
Seeing as she was doing this on cam, I bet that's not how she normally gets off.

>>2820571

looks like toothbrush on clit, dildo in ass, something in pussy, maybe another dildo...or possibly a small dog that's fallen in

>>best set of tits
>>best
>>best

>>2820332

Those pancakes are the best tits you've ever seen?

>>2820610

Here, OP. Have some Erica Campbell. Congratulations, you've now seen better tits.

>>2820624

Let her stay with you. Talk to your parents about it, situation happened much like that one (only with a really old friend, not a girl I liked) and they let him stay over for as long as he needed.

best tits op has seen!

>>2820644
until she starts stealing drugs from the family and fucking random dudes

why do you think she got kicked out of other places.

.....

I hope you all go to hell.
Especially you, Cole.

I award Cole one internets for watching out for his fellow robot. OP, if you're smart, listen to the man.

>>2820674
hey should I tell them about the thing with your nephew?

>>2820687
Were you really that butthurt by someone blocking you? Aw gosh, I didn't know I mattered so much.

My god, this thread went from boring to utterly amazing.

Also,
>>2820295
I love you Dead-inside Anon.

>>2820734
I still have your phone number. Do you like talking with the police?

>>2820750
hahaha, why, for posting chat logs?

anyway, don't worry, scrap of conscience like I said.

But, honestly, stop tricking poor ignorant fucks like the OP. Just live with it until you can do porn. It's sad to think you run the same game on every guy who talks to you.

>>2820750

somebody who's admitted to bestiality is threatening somebody else with the cops?

>>2820674
are you scene-chan? i want to hear your sob story.

>>2820781
You already heard her sob story in the op.

"baww my dad kicked me out and kept the laptop I didn't pay for, now I have to live with my mom who won't let me go out and fuck random dudes and do drugs, it's so miserable."

>>2820795

you forgot the part where the guy who knows her bullshit tips off her newest victim

>>2820774
OP is my IRL friend, you faggot. I haven't tricked him into anything. Must I apologize for being utterly miserable? How would you feel if someone took away the things you truly cared about, your future, your friends, the safety of knowing you're gonna be able to make it through the week? Fuck you.

>>2820776
What else can I do? :\

>>2820781
Doubt that you want to hear it. OP did a pretty good job going over the main points. :\

>>2820817
> She has no friends in her area
>OP is my IRL friend
What?

>>2820795
Oh yes, that's all I give a shit about. My laptop, random sex, and drugs. You got it right on the dot.

>>2820830
He's my friend from where I used to live.

>>2820835
seems to be.

you aren't bothering with an education, you basically just steal your mom cigarettes, camwhore, whine about how miserable you are, and have random sex with whatever ugly fucks in wvirginia will do you.

I guess eventually you'll trick some fuck with your sob story and you can be his personal whore and he'll pay for your shit.

Figure out your own problems faggot, we're not your diary or a counseler.

hahaha oh wow this thread got epic

you guys think this is actually her or a troll?

did you really let a dog eat you out?

>>2819996
fucking white knight...

ITT depressed 14 years olds with white knight syndrome versus real males

>>2820817
i know a girl IRL who is a lot like you. i really enjoy talking to her. didn't used to, but once we got through the bullshit phase i realized she's actually a genuinely interesting person, among other things. msn's in the email field. and it's disposable for the faggots that be trippin.

If you give a fuck about her, have her live with you. If you live with your parents, than explain the situation, say she'll sleep in your bed/room that she'll get a job and pay rent etc.

You don't love this girl, and you don't want to help her or she'd already be living with you.

Asshole.

>>2820895

Pretty good impression of a butthurt scamming camwhore if it's a troll. If not, I should point scenechan to my ex for some tips, I know she's scammed a few thousand bucks out of gullible internet guys.

>>2820861 is just a butthurt virgin who stopped getting attention and decided to retaliate. Pathetic.

You guys can invite /b/ in here. You can make an ED page about whatever the fuck you want on me. You can stalk me, kidnap me, I don't give a shit. You're wasting your time. Cole was right on one thing, I'm fucked up in the head. Do your worst, I dare you.

>>2819986
YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR. GO ROB SOMEONE FOR 20 BUCKS, STEAL A CAR AND GET HER. YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HER OR SHE'D ALREADY BE WITH YOU. YOU FUCKING LYING FAGGOT.

>>2820918
I'm not retaliating rayray :(

It's just sad to see you tricking gullible fucks. If I wanted to retaliate I could have posted all of this at any time. I'm trying to save OP from ruining his life for a crazy bitch.

>>2820900
Y'know what he's talking about has nothing to do with whiteknighting right? The guy he's arguing with was just saying some stupid shit.

>>2820918

Wow, totally shameless, trolling for more white knights in the middle of this thread.

I WILL SAVE YOU SCENE CHAN

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO REWARD ME WITH SEX!

But you'll still have to pay me with sex.

lol this is like martini-chan 2.0

what do you guys think her apparently "stoner alcholic" mom will do if we send her this?

Whether or not it's real this thread has gotten quite entertaining. Good show anon.

>>2820849
IF YOU COULD CONVINCE ANY GUY OF YOUR SINCERITY THEY WOULD LET YOU LIVE AND START A LIFE WITH THEM.

All men are using you for fappan. And they don't actually care about you.

I went and got my girl out of her shit situation and she's the best thing that has ever happened to me. I stole a car, went and picked her up 8 hours away, and 3 months later I've never been happier. I'm going to marry her.

Granted I went out with her when I was 18, 6 years ago and prior had known her my whole life, but I still took a chance. I went and got her. Now she's mine.

No guy actually cares, kill yourself you FAT whore.

Here's what you do, Scene-chan. Stop wasting time on the guys in high-visibility places like this 4chan. Find a smaller place where ozfags or eurofags congregate, and work on them. They tend to believe whatever bullshit you feed them about the horrors of life in America, they're not going to show up on your doorstep, and when you get money out of them being in another country makes it a lot more difficult for them to get it back - they're not coming to WV to take you to small claims court. Good luck.

>>2820984
kk, its an hero tiem!

>>2820932
I did this for my GF, but I had known her for 20 years out of her 25, and it was destiny.

rachel why didn't you just have your friend delete this thread?

>>2819774

You sound like a good person SL.

>>2820332

Sounds hot, post it.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

bring in the gimp - bring in the /b/

>>2819818
When everything has left you behind, you are alone. When you've left everything behind, there is solitude. Don't mix those two up.

>>2820332

post the damn video please

>>2820332

>The girl will be 18 in a month

LOLCP

>>The place she's at is a desolate wasteland devoid of intelligence.

I'm sorry, is that a problem?

>>2819580
let her live with you