Get job hunting anon.

We're not here to make you feel better and give you a false sense of security. Man up and look for a job.

post child porn or something to get yourself banned from this place

this place is worse than alcohol

Your life is a massive failure, but at least you don't have a headache right now.

A headache would make everything worse. Hell, if it was bad enough, you wouldn't even be able to post on this board.

So be grateful you don't have a headache, OP.

This is your fault, you lazy shit. You made your fucking bed so now you can lie in it.

It's your own damn fault. Get over yourself.

same as you, but i started in a real university, i have like 80 credits, dropped the last semester, right now i'm looking for a job

Job offers don't appear in 4chan threads. Get off the computer.

seriously was there no point before this when you thought to yourself 'damn i am fucking up i better fix this' ? I am still in college i had a bad semester where my prioritys were wrong and i partied too hard and had to drop 2 classes and failed another, i said damn i fucked up and now im excersizing a healthy balance between school work and fun

i want the ten rules of highly unsuccessful people

... Wow, OP. You must really like ruining your own life.
Here's some advice: Stop ruining your own life.

>>2817339
it's unlikely that you'll get banned unless a mod is lurking

You know, I pay for my own tuition by working 60+ hours a week and I still manage to get a B average despite working this much and having a full as fuck courseload. You should be thankful that your parents even have anything to do with your life whatsoever.
I have no sympathy for you.

>>2817339
Fucking truth. Browsing 4chan is basically the internet shoved into one little imageboard. You've got everything you could ever need here, and 90% of everything posted is shit. Sometimes you'll find gold like Foreign Language threads, but for every one of those you've got to sift through 50 Relationship Threads and 50 Politics Thread.

You better get a real job pretty fuckin soon man.

Find a job and decide whether college is right for you or not before the new semester.

Your parents will forgive you more easily than if you waste another semester's worth of their money.

you should think about consecuences.
newton's third law: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

grow up

Graduated high school in 2004 and only 21? I smell lies. You would have had to skip 2-3 grades.

organ function and consciousness, in that order, is the bottom line. do you not see the courage wolf threads?

>>2817463
not OP, but i graduated when i was 17, i'm 21 but my birthday in a few months, i'm a failure too btw

>>2817281
You're not a total failure - yet.

You still have a good 50 years, probably more, of fucking-it-up ahead of you.

If you have no steady career, gf/wife, etc., 10 years from now, then you can start thinking about calling yourself a failure.

In all probability you'll be able to convince your parents you'll shape up. Maybe they'll make you shift course or move to a uni nearer to home where they can keep an eye on you. You're not a failure yet.

Though you do sound like a brainless chump.

I graduated from University College London in 2002 with a BA and then from King's College London in 2003 with an MA. I now work for Cisco and bring in lots of money, and have a loving and lovely girl friend.

I'd pretend to be writing as some sort of inspiration, but I really just want to annoy people with a smugness you can only imagine.

Enjoy your fail.

Failures are those guys you see when you go into a supermarket at 2 am stocking pickles

Failures are people who you see 3 years after high school at the bowling alley 75 pounds fatter with their 3 other bros from high school, without jobs or girlfriends.

Failures are men who touch little girls.

You my friend, are not a failure.

Just do well next semester and you'll be fine again.

OP, things have a habit of working out.

I'm 22 and I never even graduated high school, OP. I'm not even qualified to clean toilets. That's failure for you.

1. Be lazy as fuck
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10. Be stupid to boot

>>2817690
>FaiIures are those guys you see when you go into a supermarket at 2 am stocking pickles
At least they have a job

>FaiIures are people who you see 3 years after high school at the bowling alley 75 pounds fatter with their 3 other bros from high school, without jobs or girlfriends.
I should have listened to my parents advice and take some time to think about what i wanted to do

>FaiIures are men who touch little girls.
emm......

not OP btw

im one of those guys that stocks pickles.
but im 20 and a drug addict.
that isnt failing as hard as the older sober ones right?

SUBWAY worker here. I put pickles on sandwiches. 22 nothing past highschool - never girlfriend.
Fail.
Stay away from pickles?

Have you ever kissed a girl? Are you still a virgin?

>Get job hunting anon.
>Man up and look for a job.

Fail Anon, good luck finding a job however in this shitty economy, you'll most likely get a job in fast food (if it's not filled up by illegal immigrants). But any job, even becoming a day laborer like the Mexicans are better than being jobless.

>>2817281

lol. why'd you fuck up so bad?

You are not a failure, not yet at least: you're drunk and in the car careening for the edge, only you can bail out of the car.

That awkward analogy aside, look for work, go back for Grade 13 (if it's offered at your HS) if not go to tonight school.

Volunteer, it looks good on resumes and gives you experience.

After that, WORK at your courses you lazy ass. Think about what you do, look at the big picture!

And for the love of god, do not follow some of the other anon's ideas and base your life's worth on how much sex you've had, as good as sex is, judging self worth solely on it is sophomoric and won't improve your life as it is now.

21

Failing at college

Living in an imaginary world

Too much of a pussy to kill myself

No job, no gf, no talents

Tall and ugly so I stick out

Want to try MDMA