Send the Africans lots of money! What could possibly go wrong?

Send in...the clowns.

I dunno lol

Personally I suggest imperialisms and apartheid

Let AIDS do its job.

They are just poor and haven't been educated... By the superior white men... But all races are equal, fo' real, I promise.

>Arcanine

Answered you rown question there, hundreds of thousands of Arcanines incinerating every African.

If one of those sneaky fuckers trys to shoot one of the Arcanines it WILL USE EXTREMESPEED TO KILL THEM BEFORE THEY CAN EVEN MOVE JESUS FUCK

Cease to send aid, cut all communication and trade. Let nature take its course.

mass sterilization. seriously

Cut off aid. Re-colonise the continent, redraw international borders and put in place stable, functioning government institues with a view to leave in, say 20 years.

Sort of like what we're trying to do in Iraq and Afghanistan except much more radical and on a much bigger scale.

>>2697795
"

Because there's no way we can look at Africa -- a continent bursting into flames -- and if we're honest conclude that it would ever be allowed to happen anywhere else. Anywhere else. Certainly not here. In Europe. Or America. Or Australia, or Canada.

There's just no chance.

You see, deep down, if we really accepted that Africans were equal to us, we would all do more to put the fire out."

>>2697833

I KNOW, THATS WHAT IM SAYING. Only you gotta teach a man to build a fire, not just throw him a bone... No wait, I think they already can build a fire. I mean, uh, teach them to properly feed off their land. You know, kill off some endangered species.

>>2697833
This has been argued to death on /r9k/ and basically we decided it was a fuckup and that there was nothing anyone could do.

What a surprise.

>>2697833
>>or America
>>or Canada

lr2continents

Lose the melanin
Straighten the hair
Dull the facial features

/end

>>2697931
That's Bono for you.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/bono-africa-makes-a-mockery-of-our-ideals-of-justi
ce-548081.html

>>2697824
Actually, South Africa's National Party government experimented with chemical sterilisation of the Bantu population in the late 1980s. Would have prevented a lot of suffering, but the libfags would've hated it.

Condoms. Lots and lots of condoms are what Africa needs most.

>>2697976
Africans don't know how to use condoms, silly anon.

Money. It will cost money.

>>2697967
Maybe if White people weren't doing it, there'd be not fuss

Why don't we encourage them all to leave Africa for Europe and America. I mean if the people there are perfectly competent, it must be the climate or something that is the main problem, amirite guise?

>>2697967
Imagine if the Nats could have brought the black population down to something manageable, say even a 2:1 ratio to the White, there wouldn't be all the fucking problems there are today. The (white) taxpayer would be able to handle the burden of providing social services to them and keep control of the government in responsible hands.

Stop exploiting them, leave them alone, problem solved.

Colonise the place with millions of Chinks.

I say we exterminate the rest of the world. Then there would be no problem for us, non-Africans.

>>2698067
>>non-blacks

fixed

>>2698004
Africans consider fertility a blessing, that's why they have millions of kids. I remember hearing about blacks living in the TVBC states who migrated to Johannesburg to work in the mines. Every year, they went back to their wives and got them pregnant, then complained to the baas that they weren't getting paid enough to support their ten children or whatever.

LOL

Leave them alone until they inevitably exterminate themselves. After this occurs, fight over all the newly available land and resources.

>>2698101
Why wait? Actually we've been doing this since WW2, if not earlier.

>>2698101
Fight? It's all going to be bought up by governments and corporations before the darkies are all even gone. Richer countries and companies are already buying up thousands of acres of land.

What Africa, and to a certain extent the Middle East (aside from wealthy nations such as Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Iran) need is a new version of the Marshall Plan.

A massive capital investment into improving the infrastructure, health systems, power grids, and so on. It would take billions, maybe trillions, but the kind of investment used in Germany, France, and Japan after World War II would engender goodwill, security and greater ability to trade for capital, goods, and resources.

It may take a while, after all it took nearly 35 years for Japan to recover from the economic damage created by WWII. Look at there economy now, it's a huge powerhouse in several fields.

In addition to this, redrawing borders from areas that were established by the french and English to legitimate social grouping would alleviate some of the tension. National identities matching a cultural heritage and ethnicity , like France for the French (this is one unique factor of US patriotism, it's not tied to ethnicity).

Lastly, a removal of restrictions on abortion, sexual education, and condom availability would greatly reduce AIDS (in simpler terms, US Conservatives, and the Catholic church should STFU)

Hey OP I have an idea for you:
Don't.

Government by people with an above-95 IQ.

Re-colonize the continent and populate it with white people. All first world countries are White countries.

Kill every last nigger.

>>2698146
Or we could just save the money and take a look at what happened in Rhodesia and South Africa when blacks came to power.

An African "marshall plan" would be useless. They simply do not have enough intelligent people to fill the upper echelons of society, while having a vast amount of dangerous borderline-retards.

>>2698146
Germany, France, and Japan are filled with people capable of civilization. Burning money will achieve more than giving it to niggers.

>>2697741
Leave them exactly how they are so the developed world can keep on exploiting them. Do you know how much a T-Shirt actually costs? A loaf of bread? You want to pay realistic prices for the labour that goes into our food and clothing?

Leave the Africans poor so they won't demand the same rights we do in the developed world. Abolishing poverty sounds good and shit, but sometimes we need people to be more equal than others.

But if you actually want to fix it, get international banks to call off their debt. Suddenly they're not being charged more than their annual GDP in interest for loans they took out 50 years ago.

>>2698092
You can LOL all you want, but who is in power over there?

>>2698270
End Third World debt!

This will free up credit so that Turd World dictators can afford more hookers and blow... and if they can't pay for it (like last time), they know the Western taxpayer will pick up the tab.

>>2698270

I purchase all of my t-shirts and loaves of bread from Africa.

fucking FAIL LOGIC

>>2698293
I agree. Robert Mugabe's presidential palace could be a lot larger and more lavish if only those damn banker scumbags didn't insist on them "paying" these so-called "debts".

Come on guys. We owe it to the African people to make sure Mugabe has a nicer palace than any privileged European.

>>2698233
Bell Curve has been disproved scientifically and is looked down on.

Education should take the front seat, ie don't have 10,000 children, down plant the same crops years after year, things which are common sense in western society that are not in Africa.

It would take a generation for this education to spread and take root, aka 20-40 years, but it would work. See Vietnam after the fall of Pol Pot, or India after the British Resistance. The English doubted the Indians were capable of self-governance and there was chaos, for a while, but the establishment of education and the passing of a generation brought a great deal of order.

>>2698249
Giving them money would be better than giving them food aid. African government regularly sell the supplies that western governments give them to pay off debts, or gain economic advantage. Allowing money instead would allow them to pay off debts and then let the aid actually work.

>>2698027
Die kaffir op sy plek
Die koelies uit die land
-NP 1948

BEST ELECTION SLOGAN EVAR

>>2698328
You can't educate niggers.

>>2698328
Sounds nice in theory, but how do we stop them having 10,000 children? See: >>2698092

Why would we want to fix Africa? Take that dog out back and shoot it. No niggers = no problem.

>>2698146

its a sensible idea to put forth a development plan, but its not as easy as you make it sound really, this is the same problem most undeveloped countries have been facing for some decades.

Kill all the people. It's within our means if the developed world gets together and decides to do it.

Everyone who has ever attempted to fix Africa has failed miserably.

>>2698332
Fuck yeah NP
(Until Verwoerd got shot that is)

>>2698392
To repeat my earlier claim, a large part of the that is the conservative global gag order on abortion and non-abstinence education tied in with the Catholic and Mormon church missionary practices off saying these are a sin.

communist dictatorships.

>>2698384

yeah you can, but its not as easy as people make it sound, our work culture is very alien to their cultures, but its needed for them to develop really, it ends in problem, as we need to educate them for them to develop, but they need to be developed in order to be educated.

>>2698399
That is due to a lack of capital investment. If American's invested in 3rd world economies have of what they invested in the stock market (700 Billion whatnow?) or Pet Food, things would be greatly improved.

But the Western myopia concerning people that aren't the same as them, prevents this.

>>2698437
Funny though, back in the 50s the Colonial Office said that Africans needed more training before independence, but the nigger leaders, communists and leftie morons in Labour etc. said "O NOES WE NEED FREEDUMZ NAO"

>>2698437
Wasted effort. Let the nigs kill themselves off. Nothing of value is lost.

>>2698328
Uh, no it hasn't. The bell curve distribution for IQ is a widely accepted scientific fact.

The racial IQ gap itself is an indisputable scientific fact.

>>2698448

well, the conditions given in 3rd world countries only attract small term and highly profitable investments. Its not capitalism as its known in developed countries so, it only attracts this kind of investments, but even though if this investments came, i think it has to do with other factors, as exterior investment can and has been exchanged by national investment in many of this countries and it has not always been succesful

>>2698332
This.
"The kaffir in his place"
"The coolies out"

>>2698328
Edu?

This map shows the countries of the world according to their average IQ. A darker color means a higher IQ.

As you can see, Africans will never achieve anything because they are the lowest human specimens on the intelligence scale.

Asians > Whites > Others > Blacks

It's the sad truth.

>>2698487
>>scientific

stopped reading there
aagldgoaslla

>>2698487
As a biological fact it's not recognized, as a sociological factor it has. It's not genetic or racial, but instead a cultural issue. The same breakdown occurs in improvised areas of the deep south versus well-educated population centers.

>>2698597
That map doesn't work because it estimates averages rather than assessing leadership and infrastructure.

Russians have a higher average level of education than the Chinese but are not ranked as such here.

It should also be noted that during colonization, many well-funded, good schools were built throughout the African colonies. Attendance was at adequate levels with accurate and reliable texts. However, no matter how much these Negro students were taught, they didn't soak up any of the information given to them. Even through reading and studying, they did not learn any of what was given to them.

>>2698654
Wow, I never would have guessed that.

I've always felt sorry for the poor animals in Africa that have to live alongside niggers.

>>2698606
Actually, it has been well established that IQ is mostly heritable and environment has a very negligible impact on it in general and practically no impact on the racial IQ gap in particular.

How do you explain the fact that Black students from families with incomes of $80,000 to $100,000 score considerably lower on the SAT than White students from families with $20,000 to $30,000 incomes? How do you explain why social class factors, all taken together, only cut the Black-White achievement gap by a third? Culture-only theory cannot predict these facts; often its predictions are opposite to the empirical results.

>>2698736
IQ test is racist!

>>2697741
What needs fixing?

>>2698804
>IQ test be racist!
Fixed.

>>2698804
I know you're just joking, but some liberals really do believe this.

http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.intell.2008.03.007

>Our results indicate that there is consensus among experts in the science of mental abilities that g is an important, non-trivial determinant (or at least predictor) of important real world outcomes for which there is no substitute, and that tests of g are valid and generally free from racial bias.

>>2698736
It has nothing to do with salaries. Fact is, most Black parents do not focus on education as Whites. The Black parents maybe wealthy and have low IQs, but with their wealth, they are capable of buying a good education for their children. As for poor Whites, they tend to be more responsible parents because White are more focused on the education of their children so they don't grow up to be like them. Many poor White families have children who score higher on SATs and ACTs for that reason. It's far more related to family function, versus what many racialists like to believe are caused by genetics and skin color.

>>2698851
Good point: Only by Eurocentric standards is Africa doing badly. Start looking at things from an African point of view, where different ideas and standards apply. In short, open your minds.

My tongue is only slightly sliding into my cheek here.

>>2698862
Nope. It's genetics. The totality of empirical evidence shows that it is genetics.

For example see the attached graph. Negroes with white parents have Negro-level IQs.

There is no way to explain the observed facts without admitting that there are inherent genetic differences between different human populations.

Liberals simply do not care about trivial things like evidence, facts, logic, and the scientific method. Because modern liberalism is a religion just like any other. People BELIEVE in racial equality due to an emotional attachment to it, just like people who have faith in an afterlife because it makes them feel happy to imagine their dead relatives aren't just rotting in the ground.

>>2698910
>The totality of empirical evidence shows that it is genetics

Lies and deceit.

>>2698862
Pay closer attention to his chart, it's showing test scores from children of different races who have been raised by whites.

>>2698910
Nope, not genetics, but parental responsibility. Whites with higher test grades more than likely came from stable households and responsible parents, as compared to Blacks who often have fatherless or just plain irresponsible households. Can't debunk that.

- Disallow any religious organization from directly aiding the African people. They can drop food and other essentials, but that's it.

Aids and orphans are a huge problem in Africa, and what do those christfags do? Teach people about the EVILS of contraceptives and condoms. Tell them to practice abstinence (Like that'll happen).

- Cut international aid to a trickle.

Force them to sink or swim on their own, after the civil wars and famines dry up, they might get their shit together, even Zimbabwe.

- Start an agricultural reform that will end the famine by introducing crops and livestock that can survive in the region.

- Teach the political leaders in Africa to end tribalism(Another major issue in some regions)

- dispose of any corrupt politicians... without creating a puppet government.

- Buy natural resources at a fair price.

>>2698944
I see that, but if the Black IQ is lower than the White, then you'll already have to assume that the mixed household will fall somewhere in between. lrn2statistics.

>>2698910
It's telling how many of them are unwilling to even consider the possibility that race affects intelligence.

>>2699006
>Dispose of any corrupt politicians without creating a puppet government.
This sounds pretty unfeasible anon.

>>2698998
Yes, actually I can debunk it.

Adoption studies show that regardless of environment the racial IQ hierarchy remains the same. Asians > White > Black. With mixed-race people scoring between the averages of their parent's races.

>>2698910

Social stigma can not be accounted for in any graph. In any society, those who are social stigmatized for any reason underperform. You can (and no doubt will) use Asians as a counterexample, but it they had maybe one generation of true subjugation.

Also, your use of the word 'liberal' as a pejorative just shows that you're a political shill who has no business talking about actual genetics and your argument is just a retread of the same neo-Spencerian race-realist drivel people have been saying for decades.

The g Factor is popular pseudoscience & you are a fool if you think there is enough evidence to make any real judgment on race/intelligence relationships.

>>2699032
So base your evidence off the fact that parental responsibly has not affect on the child's intelligence rather than basing it off intelligence off racial adoption studies. Plus, not all responsible parents adopt. Keep it coming.

>>2699031
What ever then.

A bunch of affluent blacks(including Oprah) from America wanted to start their own country in Africa, how would that hold up? Ghana is also giving out free land to American Blacks for what ever reason(Though it goes on record that native Africans HATE Black people as much as you guys do)

Educate them then. Let them send 100 or so of their people to foreign universities to get a degree. Put those 100 in charge when they return.

liberals are to race what fundy christians are to evolution.

Geee that's a really hard question, OP!

>>2699006
Better yet, just let niggers exterminate themselves. Problem fixed.

>>2699143
Funny because some Christians believe in evolution. keep trying.

>>2699151
I posit that no human should live where there are not evergreens.

>>2699151
But the weather wizard doesn't actually exist :(

>>2699175
I thought /r9k/ was a refuge from retarded 15 year olds.

>>2699151
The part of Africa that doesn't get rain is filled with slightly more intelligent sand niggers. The parts filled with animal niggers gets rain.

>>2699191
I said fundy Christians.

>>2699228
No, really. What is wrong with letting niggers destroy themselves?

stop givin dem money

stop intaferin

stop doin anythin wid dem

Africa had gt a rly bakward mentalidy (chyeah Arab) nd d fact iid dat u cnt fix dat. so leav dem alon nd let dem solv dey own prolems. it aint ur job 2 fix Africa.

>>2699319
They've been doing it for thousands of years, and that doesn't help either

Blacks need superior races to keep them in line. Without other controlling them they spiral into crime and disorder.

Arab say deez IQ charts b stupi cuz u ppl came up wid em

u cnt sho colours 2 a blind man nd den expec him 2 kno wht blue nd red make

i ant eva disagree wit Arab

>>2699353
>>2699440

Tyrone and Arab solves yet another problem. This time, Africa.

He's already fixed about 200 relationships, helped about 40 lives, got some guy off of hard drugs, solved the conflict in Gaza, he just solved an entire country and more recently Arab managed to disprove christian god.

I think

I think we've entered the golden age of /r9k/.

>>2699353
>>2699440
I like how the thread ended

Well done Tyrone, keep solving them problems

At this rate there will be nothing except fun things that aren't tiring arguments to discuss in /r9k/ by next month.

Holy penis did Tyrone just solve the Africa problem?

Basically, they need stable, rule based government. From their, shift to universal education. The first will allow foreign investment, the second cultural change and stablity.


However, imposing civilized government through force would be prohibitively expensive for the western nation so benevolent (see: our recent adventures in Iraq, Afghanistan). So I guess fuck em and let them sort it out?

Really, though, they aren't as aid-dependent as the western populace seems to think. The three largest aid recipients in the world currently are

1. Iraq
2. Afghanistan
3. Palestine.

>>2699440
So, then we should let blind people teach us what the colors are? I fail to understand what point Arab is trying to make. Is he saying blacks are inherently stupid and can't pass tests made by whites, or something else?

>>2699565
No, do what Tyrone said

Leave them alone

They don't like the west already lets not try and impose our beliefs on them. Someday they might become significantly more civilised and might have something new to export, other than the BIRRIONS OF DIAMONDS

>>2699616
We can't just "leave them alone", they'll emigrate to Europe en masse otherwise, since their own leaders stuff their own countries up after which there is no food.

>>2699616
Niggers aren't capable of civility. Everything they touch turns to shit.

>>2699643
Shoot them on site.

IoI l dunno

>>2699607
I think he's trying to say

The mentality of africans is so, so very different to ours that the very idea of trying to hold our values and what we know to their standard means that naturally they are going to get lower scores.

The colours would be the common western mans knowledge, and knowing what red and blue makes would be the process of deciphering that knowledge into an answer.

Shit I never thought about it like that until I wrote it.

Goddamn they are good..

I agree with Tyrone.
They may be stupid africans, but they're still humans, and like humans, they'll set themselves up right with a good government eventually. They're just a bit slower than the rest of us. All we need to do is to leave them the fuck alone and let them travel at their own pace and, eventually, they'll be up to 'modern country' standard.

>>2699671
lol no. Niggers are somewhere between dog and gorilla on the humanity chart.

>>2699643
No

They won't

Because if you followed Tyrones plan and LEFT THEM ALONE we wouldn't be allowing immigration.

I would let a beggar in my house to lie in my downstairs toilet if someone was going to set him on fire outside.

But the very next morning I am going to unlock that toilet and get him the fuck out.

Yeah I'm not as good with analogies as Arab, but I tried.

>>2699690
xDDDDDDD RACISM IS FUN RIGHT

RIGHT

GODDAMN I WISH THERE WAS A NIGGER HERE RIGHT NOW SO I COULD KICK HIS ASS

GODDAMN I AM SUCH A TOUGH GUY

>>2699710
No, I don't wish to be around niggers at all. Nor do I desire to use violence against them unless to defend myself against their animalistic tendencies.

>>2699703
>we wouldn't be allowing immigration.
I guess you aren't familiar with the tens of thousands of black Africans that are washing up on Mediterranean shores every year. How the fuck are we supposed to keep them out? IMHO we can't, because Africa is so goddamn awful that niggers will do anything to GTFO of there. The only thing that will stop it is actually fixing up the place.

Do like Tyrone says.
Instead of trying to fix them, just trade with them, like the chinese do.

Abandon the concept of white man's burden and western guilt and just trade the shit out of them.
Trade natural resources, jobs, human resources, everything, ignore the governments and just trade.

>>2699785
Take away their rights, and hunt them like mongrel dogs. Make your country as dangerous for them as Africa.

>>2699785
With trade and incestment.

But never with an altruistic drive, allways for profit and ignoring the regimes, like the chinese are doing right now.

Trade with everyone, but keep diplomatic relations only with those who deserve it.

Also, some countries in Africa are actually getting out of the shithole, problem being the deepness of said shithole.

>>2699791
>like the Chinese do
African success stories the Chinese can claim even partial credit for plox?

>>2699815
trade and incestment eh? interesting. I would like to try some of this 'incestment'.

>>2699818
>African success
I'm not sure if I've ever seen those two words together before now.

Chinese are only in Africa for their own gain. The place will turn to a bigger shithole once the Chinese have finished off the rest of the natural resources. Have you seen how Africans are treated in China? I rest my case.

>>2699818
Hey, Zimbabwe is China's best friend in Africa, that place seems pretty happening.

>>2699818
THE FUCKING IDEA

IS THAT THE CHINESE CAN'T CLAIM SHIT

BECAUSE IF WE FOLLOW THE IDEA TYRONE SUGGESTED

ALL THEIR SUCCESS STORIES WILL BE THEIR OWN!

All we'd be doing is accidentally supporting their economy by way of getting our own tradan.

>>2699850
PROTIP: There is not and will not be free trade within Africa or between Africa and the rest of the world for the foreseeable future.

>>2699846
And them being for their own gain is what's good about it.
500 years of white men's burden and 50 years of western guilt lead them nowhere.

>>2699846
Treated like niggers should be treated?

>>2699848
Actually it's Angola.

And the Brits fucked up the biracial Rodhesia-Zimbabue republic that Ian Smith ended up trying to do with the help of the soviet backed ZANU.

>>2699888
Enjoy your tax dollars continuing to pumped into Africa.

>>2699903
That's my point Einstein

>>2699916
Only difference is the then Rodhesian government didn't have an apartheid system. White Rodhesian gov't was ousted due to the reputation of the SA Nats. It's not fair Mr. Smith had to get the blame caused by the Nats.

>>2699960
And because the brits wanted it to be their colony, not a republic.

>>2699960
lolno

actually in the 1960s, South Africa was not yet a pariah in the Western world, while Rhodesia was, as a result of its declaration of independence from the UK. Actually South African PM Vorster broke with Rhodesia in a (failed) attempt to stay in the West's good books.

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