Yes. You can be the biggest mass-murderer/child molester ever, but still get into heaven as long as you memorize most of that chart. When St. Peter's about to deny you entry, you can ask to be quizzed on this.

If I'm reading this right, we're due for another Jesus right about now.

So, what do these religion types do when nothing they ever predict comes true?

Wasn't there supposed to be a Jesus 9 years ago?

>>2672204
Yes, right before computers and electronics were going to take over the planet.

>So, what do these religion types do when nothing they ever predict comes true?
they make up more things

>>2672204
looks like 2033 to me