>>2664103

I know I fucked up my spoiler, ignore that.

This is actually kind of sad.

[spoiler]what the fuck[/spoiler]

>>2664140
there are no spoilers on non-worksafe boards.

I'm not even lying, that may be the single saddest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

blockforjesus

I dare one of you to register and post

im not buying this. the admin probably copied a forum backup wrong or something. there is no way a single person could have replied to their own threads for a year and a half.

>>2664246

You can't register.

At first I was like alright, just a lame weeaboo forum.

Then I shat bricks. What the hell.

I don't get it, but it saddens me.

>>2664246
I double dare you, faggot.

>>2664246
It's disabled.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Joynice+Kanellis%22

I found a picture of him.

maybe she misunderstands what a forum is for? or maybe she can't find a good free webhost so she's resorted to this?

what the hell OP how did you find this site?

This is actually really sad.

This is actually really sad, and not just in a 'pathetic' sort of way.

>>2664272
Am laughing so hard right now what the fuck.......lol.

>Joynice Kanellis
>Today I was watching the 2nd Dragon Ball Z movie (World's Strongest) in Japanese audio widescreen format on my computer, best DVD ripped quality I can get.

xx SMF B!tchamania 08
Thread started on: Dec 29th, 2008, 4:23pm
It's finally here today!!!

f**k you Bush for putting Bill Clinton out of the Legends Battle Royal match!

I can't believe that Adolf won the Legends Battle Royale!

Barack gets ready for the fight of his life.

Clark Kent attacked Super Bin Laden and got his super powers back after a year of absence!

George W. Bush now owns SMF and is ready to kill it later. sad

the Hardcore Madness continues

Julie the Rampage is still the SMF Women's Champion thanks to Britney Spears!

Chuck Norris wins!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!

Team SMF: Ronald McDonald, Burger King, Col. Sanders (FFO) vs Team WWE: Batista, Undertaker, John Cena is next!

The WWE Team beat the SMF Team. sad

OH SNAP!!!! Wollenbump did a Leg Drop through the Elimination Chamber onto Shindu Basa!!!! OMG!

Carl Winslow is now a 2-time SMF TV Champion!

>>2664346

Pure, unadultered madness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIdAW9XtiyY
inb4 piccolo dick

>>2664333
>>2664335

Upset hivemind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgW4bUABjI
>Here's the entrance of Joynice Kanellis in his 2002-2003 Joyful attire which was the WORST GIMMICK EVER. That was when he used to be married with Launch from DBZ.

what the bleeding fuck, who is this guy??

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1208402473

i'll just leave this here

>>2664323

I got the link from someone on a different forum and he said it came from someone posting the link in IRC.

>>2664382
oh sweet jesus. my eyes... CANT.. LOOK.. AWAYYY!

>>2664382

Some part of me... I'm not sure if it's much to go on... but I don't think he will ever get his wedding ;_;

I.... I need to get off the internet... I just can't watch this...

this shit is hilarious, thanks for the link OP

>>2664382
This is simultaneously the saddest and funniest thing of 2009.

>>2664103

Why didn't he just make a blog?

This is a pretty historic day. I've never laughed and cried so much at once in my life.

My day has been made thanks OP for this Godsend lol.

Some days I wish I was crazy, since it would make life seem so much more interesting.

Then I see things like this, and completely change my mind.

The final boss of the internet?

Does anyone remember that Eulialiue guy? He had a website where he told the world how he was afraid of the colour blue, maps to the grocery store so that he could avoid all the mirrors, he played some kind of game in his mind where he would run really fast. He had a levelling system for the game and everything!

Oh internet, you so crazy

>>2664550
you mean ulillillia

google him, the sites still there and he updates it. i fucking love him.

I've been to all four corners of the web. I've seen the horros of Sonichu, the nightmares of snuff, and countless degrees of gore.

This, though, is both the most frightening, and the most saddening thing I've ever encountered. God save this poor persons soul.

His youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/MonkMatilda5000

And 2 websites
http://mitglied.lycos.de/lunch2010/
http://membres.lycos.fr/joynicekanellis/

>>2664382
This....this.. is where all dread and sorrow comes from omfg this is fucking legendary fail and saddness thats 4chan isnt able to come close to trying. For Christ sakes his talking for Joy and keeps delaying it....

Leave the poor guy alone. He's getting married to Nurse Joy.

Part of me wants to say "ARCHIVE THIS SHIT," and part of me just wants to forget this ever happened

Do you guys remember when people used to say /b/ was just 1 fat lonely nerd doing everything ...well there you go....

The fuck?

I don't understand.

>>2664578

That's the one! Thanks. I remember the huge thread about him, people shooped him onto mechas, monsters and put a macro in there saying "Final boss of the internet"

Here is another one of his forums his info is at the bottom.

http://web.archive.org/web/20060130232404/1202654.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=haimega

Why does he have May everywhere but barely any Nurse Joy?

>>2664635
I think it needs to be archived, so that we never make the mistake of becoming like this guy. Dear god...

I've already made a friend promise that if I ever got this bad that he will shoot me.

>55 Guests, 0 Members
Great job, guys.

>>2664660

Forgot to say this is kind of old/'06.

This makes me feel a little uneasy.

seriously though the joynice was a girl...
>want to trade a piplup for a lvl 30 machoke?

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT

Mootblocks

A Message from Nurse Joy
Joynice-chan! I have seen you choke at the end of lunch time today!! You gotta take it easy with your big sandwiches, bro.
I wasn't thinking right when I was eating fresh, Joy! I just needed to have a great lunch, and I couldn't finish it by the time I got full.
I will have to remember to save a bit of my food for later!

This is most likely some sort of blog/my thoughts on paper for the dude.

>>2664670
It was showing 139 guests for me a minute ago then I refreshed and it went down to 2. Hit F5 a few more times and its apparently got 0 Guests on it now.

To me it reads like someone didn't quite understand a blog and how it has categories and has made a forum instead. *shrug*

She's probably just using it like a diary or blog or something.

She's a dumbshit, not sad.

>Aly & AJ rocks!
>Homepage PM
>Gender: Male
>Posts: 2264
oh so very sad... btw, what other language does he have on the board? i cannot read it.. JAP?

>>2664103
Holy fuck.
I feel compelled to register on the forum under the username "Nurse Joy" right now...

>>2664726
Got news for ya, bro...

>>2664734

You cannot register. He is God of this realm.

Somebody who's intelligent enough to learn Japanese?

>>2664578
wut

3.3.2 Computer games

When I had my severe video game addiction before 2001, I was able to play the games as they were and very accurately mimic the game mechanics, something I still do to some extent today. I play a game enough to understand the game mechanics (even just one day is enough for most Playstation games, one hour for NES type games) and I could play the game in my mind. I could even take other levels from different games and merge the mechanics of one game to another. That is, if I were to have the game mechanics of the classic Sonic games put into, say, level 7 in Bubsy, I could do just that.

3.3.3 My mind game


My mind game, simply a game-like system in my mind, involves lots of math as well. When rendering the scenes, I use a lot of math. When, for example, I jump, I can very realistically process the deceleration. Even from 50 mph decelerating at my typical 80 mph per second I use, or getting thrown up at over 900 mph, I can very realistically and accurately process the scene in my mind and actually get a good feel for the motion along with it.

>You gotta take it easy with your big sandwiches, bro.
>You gotta take it easy
>with your big sandwiches
>bro
im grinning so hard it hurts

Maybe everyone deleted their posts, or he did.

>>2664755
OH WOW
That tops it all!

>>2664764

He fucking LOVES Bubsy 3D.

>>2664755
Fucking christ Funniest post in this thread Lmao.

Seriously a person like this has to have real problems.

OK this is a little weird but this Ulillillia guy is completely insane. Look at his animated gif page.

http://www.ulillillia.us/imagecollection/page001.html

Holy shit, after reading his nurse joy thread I can honestly say he is certifiably insane and delusional. THIS SHIT CAN NOT BE FAKED. Thankyou so much /r9k/, and please, someone rip that site and put it on /rs/ or something. Or not, it should just be archived just in case for reference.

All I can think about is back when I was a teenager and I went to some forum and how long it took me to reach my piddily 2,000 posts. Took fucking forever, this guy is persistently fucked up.

>>2664889
He is crazy. Crazy about numbers.

Average 4channer

mootblox

>>2664889
My favourite person on the internet :3 He is one cool dude.

i guess he has imaginery posters

Today, I now weigh 235 pounds because I went on a healthy diet by staying away from Chorizo and cheese, plus I know my vitamins and calcium and walking around the outdoors.
Later on, I want to be less than 230 pounds because the real Internet users of healthy adults want us to do chores, lose more weight, and know my eating habits.

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1204335561

He sets very high goals for himself.

>>2664889
Makes the thin line between insanity and genius more thin

Oh also, when his waifu Tifa Lockhart never came back from vacation or something, he instantly fell in love with Nurse Joy.

>It feels like I really want to get married with Joy because she's got too much caring!

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1205516170

>>2664889

>
Frustrating to boring: While I was at school, life for me was very frustrating and very stressful. Ever since I graduated from high school in late May of 2003, my life went to very boring instead. Day in and day out, it's mainly between my computer, TV (mainly educational shows, cartoons, and the news), and, very rarely, video games. I otherwise get very little fun and I haven't had a single vacation since July or August of 2000.

What a useless fucker, he lives at his parent's house and plays the vidya all day and complains that he hasn't had a vacation since 2000.

Instead of a blog, maybe this is his way of talking to his beloved Nurse Joy?

>>2665095

I fail at greentexting.

Preemptive mootblawks.

It's amazing how efficient someone can be at being retarded. I simply would not have this kind of will power, no matter how much free time I have.

>>2665095

Haha, at least he has no sexual attraction to real life girls to complain about. So he's 1 step ahead of /r9k/

ulillillia.

hol-ee shit

Anyone downloaded his game?

Supernatural motherfucking olympics.

WHAT.

This guy is crazy OCD, but I can't help but love him, recognising some of that OCDness in myself.

She should totally meet up with Ulillillia and make some sort of super retard child master of the internet.

Uhm. Guys,

http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamefunnythings.shtml

>>2665196
Look further.

What's with all the people thinking this is a girl?

That man, I feel compelled to help him. It's just so wrong... but I also want to forget he existed completely and move away from this thread as fast as possible. I don't think I've ever felt so odd.

And by the sounds of it he actually seems schizophrenic. At a guess.

What's with people in this thread thinking this forum belongs to a girl?

its only getting Worse.....

If Ullililia's parents actually got him some fucking private education in maths, physics and programming.. what would happen? I'm serious, shit would get real.

its only getting Worse.....

mootblock

>>2665196

There is no she. What are you talking about?

>>2665226
He did warn us it would be funny..

This is hilarious to me. People at the other boards are posting the link now. I feel like I have brought something great to 4chan.

Regarding his wedding to "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon:

"I might delay my wedding with Nurse Joy for this July, but who knows what'll happen. I can delay it just because of school I have been busy at, or leave the wedding plan unchanged."

SCHOOL?! SOMEBODY FIND HIS PARENTS NYMBER SO WE CAN GET HIM SENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST!

>>2665338

Links to these threads, plox.

>>2665338


What boards have you seen it at?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19DHbLag0g&feature=channel_page
his latest video. he forgot to turn off comments and ratings like he does in all his other videos.

>>2665338
you have

blox

I want to sit down with Ulillillia and tell him how the world works. Help him get up off his neckbeard ass and get some exercise and interact with actual PEOPLE (the fucker is afraid to use the word people and instead says "humans"). I've known about the final boss of the internet for a long time but his site was tl;dr for me. I've been sitting here for like 20 minutes reading this shit, and he is seriously the most pathetic person I have ever seen. I'm getting a strange mix of pity, rage and sadness from reading him bragging about how much of a loser he is - seriously, it sounds like he's bragging. I have a strange urge to help him but an equally strong urge to beat some fucking sense into him.

This Joynice Kanellis has a homepage he linked to on his profile
http://membres.lycos.fr/joynicekanellis/
Can I get a "New World Order"?

>>2665349

Why his parents? "School" could refer to anything from kindergarten through university (at least where I come from).

>>2665363

I saw it at /a/ with like 100-something posts I think a Mod deleted it though because it just disappeared and it got posted at /v/ too.

>>2665261
Because of all the magical bull and pink things everywhere. Also may avatar.

>>2665399

K. I claim posting this on /x/!

Mental disorders involving illusions are paranormal, right?

Around 1990 or so, when the game series called "Mario Brothers" was a popular game for the Nintendo, I played that game so much until I literally memorized all stages and worse yet, when I was at school, I've been acting as if I was the character in that game as I was seriously addicted to it. After I got involved with a different game, I got addicted to it so much that I did the same. After about 4 to 5 years like this, when I was actively playing the Sega Genesis, instead of playing as the character as myself, I played the game in my mind instead. This was the first "mind game", but it wasn't my creation. I soon realized it's potential and by 1996, when my Status System*C03-xx* was first developed, I started to play some other games, but my mind game still didn't exist as it does now. It was 1 year later that I actually discovered what I should do.

Oh boy.

>>2665226
His whole World is made up of Casting spells like "edit" and "Duplicate" and.......and...i just cant get this guy....

I'll say again I think he's a schizo, he's pretty messed up in the head and has trouble grasping reality from fantasy here. Extremely common signs of a schizo.

Make a duplicate of a battery and put a magnet against the duplicate. Delete the duplicate and make another clean, full battery by another duplicate process. Repeat this process until the magnet turns too thunder elementally-based. Then I cast "thunder" on it and watch it glow with electricity.

NURSE JOY

you

FUCKING WHORE

what hath god wrought?

is this what happens to the people who caught them all?

OP this is fascinating.

ulillillia and joynice are the master final forms of what i would be if i didnt step out of my house for a burger and other staples several times a week.

and if i were absolutely batshit insane ronery. lucky me.

>>2665525
Go to the movie theater, but instead of speakers, make the sounds through spells

>>2665460
i want a link to the rest of that.

so wait. the whole form is just one person posting? wat?

>>2665582
its this http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamefunnythings.shtml

#10 Christmas 2008 the worst in at least a decade: Christmas is my second favorite holiday of the year, a close second; Independence Day is in first place. However, this year was one of the worst in a long time. We had company over, something extremely rare, and both parents wouldn't let me go out of my room due to a reason that's confidential. I had a solution, a blanket (which worked before), but my parents wouldn't allow it due to a supposed "rule". This ruined this year's Christmas. As a consequence, I'm now taking counter measures for what they did - not doing things they want when they tell me to. In addition, I'm not going to get them any where near as much in the way of gifts next year, and canceling any birthday gifts. I had one for my dad, but now I'm not going to get him it because he played a role with this. At least one was friendly and had sympathy, my sister. She won't be affected by the counter measures. As a consequence, I was not able to participate in the gift-opening (I was still lucky enough to get a photo), or even the family games. Instead of doing this, with nothing else for me to do otherwise, I worked on my web site update.

Hmmmmm

As you can see, there are quite a few uses for my mind game, some of which are far more helpful than harmful. I mainly take it out when I'm out shopping and have to wait a while or at random times during TV ads with negative compatibility.


Did he just say "TV ads with negative compatibility"?

>>2665618

Well, this certainly explains alot. Anyone see that movie Bubble Boy?

>>2665618

I wonder what he did. His parents might be assholes.
His sister will not suffer from the counter measures.

>>2665646

That's one way to say "shitty commercials", I guess.

Some criticize me of using my mind game as it doesn't keep me in what they call "reality".

Often, when doing crazy stunts, I have a strong tendency to move my head and stuff around to sort of "get a feel" for the stunt whether it's getting swatted by a spinning board heading straight up at 1200 mph or crashing into a brick wall at 37 mph. This makes me look "weird" to others.
* I also tend to produce some of the sound effects (vocally) which also gets distractive to some and makes me seem weird.
* For some odd reason, subconsciously and/or involuntarily, I somehow switch to my mind game when I don't want to and this drastically weakens my ability to concentrate. It happens subconsciously and/or involuntarily and I have a hard time controlling it.

"TV ads with negative compatibility"?

What? my mind cant begin to grasp whats his saying.

>>2665696
there he said it him self his batshit insane but he seems pretty fucking smart. is it always the crazy ones who are geniuses?

># Create an event in which I get the boss of a building to look into his room, get out and do something, and return a few times with strange changes. I once created an exercise machine [treadmill] right behind his desk and when he returned, he was confused to how it got there. He exited for a short three minute moment and I cast delete on it. When he returned, he was very confused on how that machine got out in that short period of time.

Goddamn /r9k/ what have you shown me? These corners of the internet are sad. I want to go home.

Am I the only one who doesn't think Ulillillia is smart? His math skills and pseudo-programming skills do not impress me.

>>2665739

He's not smart and he's not a genius. He's like a child.

HELLO GUNE LOL

babe, i'm gonna leave yoo-oooou

hes a wrestling fan, so it seems as if he got the second part of his username Kanellis from a wrestling diva called Maria Kanellis.

>>2665618
You know who he reminds me of? Hugo.

http://www.ulillillia.us/images/workingonmy2Dgame.jpg

wat

>>2665810

This image is forever seared into my brain.

>>2665409
Don't be stupid. Women have pictures of hot men, men have pictures of hot women....... or.. hot cartoon characters, as it may be.

Double, his writing is very clearly mannish.

>>2665816
Hmmm, maybe the part where he puts Carl Winslow as a 2-time SMF TV Champion wasnt enough?

Srsly this is sad.

>>2665828
Did he just cover his keyboard in a cloth?

I used to make games in my head when I was little kid. They were variations on games I'd already played, was a lot of fun.

I don't have any sort of autism though, from what I know Ulililia is very autistic.

>>2665810
Fuck you i can never get off a May again because of this guy.

Such good documentation! This will most certainly be a future source for a psychology dissertation.

>>2665886
Did you write this or him Denial man Denial...

Total Topics: 1090 - Total Posts: 2264 Total Members: 1


jesus. christ. god. almighty. What I have witnessed, I cannot un-witness

>>2665854

It's like those laundry cloths, he said he puts them on his keyboard and mouse because his hands are exceptionally oily and greasy. I can't believe I'm able to answer this, I just spent the last 45 or so minutes reading his site in total awe at how pathetic he is.

This....I don't even know what to think

>>2665828
I remember this image from before... makes me wonder what other amazing stories I'm missing

>>2665816

he did, actually.

I want to meet him so bad ;_;

This shit is terrible. What are their parents doing?

>>2665916
YOU'RE ABOUT 130 FUCKING POSTS SLOW THERE FUCKWIT

Every single thread I read through, I'm forced to curse at one of you stupid fucking tripcode users. FUCKING GO AWAY ALREADY

Going to bed now, this thread better be here when I wake up.

>>2665919
Dude, the whole entire time i was at his site my Jaw was Open i could not and can not believe this...

>>2665962
From what I can see, they're just avoiding the situation because they're ashamed of him.

This is the single greatest discovery in the history of the internet!!!!! I must find more!!!!

Your comments just make this all the better its like......like THE NEW 2 GIRLS 1 CUP.com

I read it, and I say "what the fuck?" audibly.

Then I get to a post in which he bumps his own thread.

For himself.

And I lol.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=fv69WBNv6tU&eurl=http://www.ulillillia.us/myblog/general/musicconv
ersion.shtml

This can't b4 real.

My question: Does Joynice think this is a real forum, with other people, or does he want a livejournal, but only knows forums scripts? Any other theories?

(Imagine if there are more of these in the tubes!)

There are no words.

Only Joynice Kanellis

>>2664322
>>2664496
>>2664705
>>2664718
>>2664778
>>2665584
>>2665916
I'm pretty sure this guy is using the forum as a platform for organizing his thoughts instead of a blog. If you think about it, it sort of makes sense. Why have a single, linear way of organizing your entries when everything you post about can be available under different topics and umbrellas? Much easier to find stuff that way. A little unorthodox and ostrensibly depressing, but creative use of software nonetheless.

The content, on the other hand, is terrifying. The youtube videos are the wost.

>>2665974
>HURR DUURR HUURRFF DUURRFF DERP DURHURR

>>2664103

The end? No sir, this is only the beginning...

>>2665618

This may be the saddest thing I've ever read.

Ulillillia is not smart no matter how many numbers and explanations he writes. Like someone said it's like he's just a child making shit up and pretending/believing it's real.

Or maybe he is a genius. If that is the case I see no point continuing my existence.

>>2665915
FUCK YOU GOT ME
*jumps out window*

I just saw this, and felt that I am heading this way. Now I'm fucking depressed, seriously how can one avoid this ending? I need to know to feel safe.

>>2666099
Stop i don't think i can laugh anymore i think only sadness remains

i want to understand
but i dont even

What.
In the FUCK.
Is this? I don't fucking even

This is worse than that one forum where people honestly believed digimon were real.

Honestly, this is why I fucking love the internet, no matter how many years have passed, no matter how many stories, images, videos, etc. I've seen/read/watched, I can ALWAYS count on the internet to find some way to surprise or dumbfound me.

Jesus fucking christ, I am utterly flabbergasted.

>>2666262

Get off the computer, exercise, talk to people, make friends, be independent.

You guys are just jealous that he gets to marry nurse joy.

>>2666344

Which one is he marrying?

I am laughing and I havent actually clicked on any of the links yet.

>>2666364

It's one of your peers doing silly autistic stuff

Hey guys, I just went to this "4chan" place and there are literally MILLIONS of posts by some loser names Anonymous. Holy shit, what a faggot.

>>2666364
Every second that you don't you are wasting time that can be spent Wondering when the fuck his mother put some bleach in his cereal or when his father fuck him with a blunt wooden pole. you don't even........ah god....no words just Joynice Kanellis.

Jesus christ you fucking niggers, is this your first day on the internet? This is that OMG, LIEK, TOTALLY ASTONISHING! LOL OMG! FREAKS ON THE INTERNET! LETS TALK ABOUT FUNNY LINKS ^______________________^

Gb2/next failtrain to gaiaonline/

>>2666399
Oh god, what if his site was just forcing all users to post as Joynice Kanellis? Would it be better or worse if this was the case? I don't even

>>2665916
This is the most perfect description of my reaction.
Not even in my worst days in middle school, not even when I had waifus before I even knew of the term, not even in my lonely, isolated days did I drop this low.
I was a weaboo, man. A weaboo with a fucking LIMP and shoe lift.
I can honestly assume the parents either don't give a shit or something, 'cuz no way in fucking hell this spawned out of fucking nowhere

>>2666428
>>2666399

Uhoh, here come the jaded starbucks employees.

>>2666428
Fuck your shit this guy was posting for about a year to himself if this isnt amazing i dont know what dumbfounds you. Go troll some other thread.

>>2666449
did you look the site statistics.

Members: 1

Theres nothing more too say just archive this thread.I don't even

>>2665618
I cried. ;_;

Good lord...just....what...wow.

His youtube has some real goodies.

WTF IS THIS SHIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgW4bUABjI&feature=channel_page

>The nutsty 2008 year is almost over!!! Let's get ready to party like no mercy!!!!!!
...You know, I was a bit down that my New Year's was at a friend's house instead of a gathering I knew about
Boy, I was one ignorant fuck, huh

>>2666428

I've seen goddamn near everything on the internet and nothing comes close to the level of patheticness that is Ulillillia and Joynice Kanellis. If you've seen more fucked up shit than this, please, post the link and enlighten us poor plebeians.

I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing that these people get to express themselves through the internet.

>>2665618
Wait, this is confusing me. He WANTED to go attend the Christmas party? He was probably better off in his room. Is there some way to contact this guy? Because my parents forced me to sit at a Christmas party and I ended up getting convulsions from all the noise

Someone figure out this guy's forum password.

>>2666652
No there were Guest that came so he couldn't have his regular Christmas so his parents told him to keep shut in his room like a Deranged Animal.

LEAVE JOYNICE ALONE!!!

>>2666652

I don't think this guy has what you have, Mr. Bubbles.

Also, did you ever sign up for an MSN account like I requested?

>>2665618

Wait a fucking moment. Anyone read his sig in that link?

>Cloud: Nigga stole my Tifa Lockhart! WTF?

OMG, /b/tard? I wouldn't be surprised...

I found my excuse.
If this guy somehow, SOMEWAY gets married to a female of decent quality, I will kill myself without a second thought.

>>2666742

Linked to the wrong thing. This is what I'm talking about....


http://web.archive.org/web/20060207105116/1202654.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=haimega&acti
on=display&num=1112135524

>>2666733
Yeah, I have no idea what this guy has. And I havent signed up for MSN yet, I will go figure out what that is now.

>>2666748
Ha, if you can imagine that you sir are more delusional than i may say.......him?

may not be best post, but at least its good shit:

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=august08&action=display&num=1220110067

Joynice: 1
CWC: 0

It would be hilarious to hack that guy's admin account, then open up registration. It would blow his mind, just logging in one day and seeing actual people using his forum.

I present you this thread:

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=joynice1008&action=display&num=1225985680

As evidence that he writes this for an audience.

This is why Portal Of Evil needs to start updating again

>>2666854
Have you even seen his site there are NO FUCKING MEMBERS HE IS WRITING THIS FOR HIMSELF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUCK.

>>2666842
Better yet start making posts using his account.

>>2666854
Dude, I think he just thinks he's writing for an audience. I think he's that far out of it.

Who think his admin password is "May"?

This is not a message board for anyone to post, it is just a bulletin area where I can post news bulletins and other crap because it had to be done to make sure other forum users of the past and present cannot attack this place anymore which is why signups for a forum account here are disabled.

And this is not the resurrection of The mWo Forums, it's a new legacy only that this is Mecha nWo Bulletins.
Why? Because I closed The mWo Forums on November 1, 2006 due to a 4orums member and his 49 bots attacked the board by posting p0rn and spamming the whole place up.

>>2666967
There's no members cause there's no registration, but he thinks there are people reading this stuff. He thinks there are people reading he doesn't know, if he's putting out warning like that.

>>2665618
this is....mildly depressing

>>2667234

Not really. He was just got sent to his room for fapping under a blanket when guests are/on their way over.

k guys, I tried to crack his password for about 20 minutes, to no avail.
His username is "admin"
at some point he will realize that someone was trying to get into his account as an email is being sent to him reminding him of his password.
the clock is ticking lol

>>2667464

DON'T HACK THIS FUCKING SITE, JESUS CHRIST

THIS IS A FUCKING PRISTINE, UNSPOILED ISLAND OF PURE WIN, A TRULY RARE GEM OF THE INTERNET, AND YOU WANT A BUNCH OF FUCKING ANONYMOUS TO FLOOD IN AND FAG IT UP WITH MEMES

FUCK YOU GAAAAAAAAH

get that shit bro, fucking destroy it.

>>2666652
>>2666768
Mr. Bubbles I command you to make your own alternate reality insanity site. You are a perfect candidate.

>>2667140
WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

>The shitty 2008 year is almost over!!! Let's get ready to party like no mercy!!!!!!

like no mercy? god he's so antisocial he cant even get a simple phrase right

>I got dragged, delayed, attacked from behind, stuffed with more junk, and seeing my favorite import gaming store lose their business. sad
That's really sad because the Economy is letting everybody down these days and who will fix it? We have to find out ourselves!
But will 2009 ever become a better year? It must be a YES!
We need changes! Hardcore!! Extreme Importing!!! AND the cure to Greatness!!!!!!!

OMG HE JUST WON A FUCKING INTERNETS

>>2667591
lol I just want to say hi.
Do you honestly think I would leak the password after the palin debacle?
I only posted his username because I gave up.

>Thank You! It seems like a lot of random spammers of the past (The Dream World forums?!) have raised the viewing popularity of my topics here!

Sonic 2: With Tails in the game, Sonic 2 is certainly much better than Sonic 1, but is far less liked than that of Sonic 3 & Knuckles. According to old screenshots, I've been with Sonic since 2002. The game was too easy, but once I found out about the debug cheats, I immediately got hooked at playing the game. Along with that, having fun with Tails (the fox that I often say "lives in blue water") is, by far, the most entertaining aspect in the game, of which the newer 3D Sonic games don't have and thus I don't find anywhere near as attractive. With debug, I add spikes for the fox to deal with and sometimes, as with the screenshot above, help it drown. With Tails always reviving, I can keep at it, in the same area, for hours and still find it enjoyable. Even without cheating, the 2D Sonic games are almost unchallenging. Just looking at my screenshots and videos of Tails' stupidity keeps me laughing and at the game.

>>2667729

Oh.

Okay then.

Mootblix.

>>2667718
The cure for greatness... COULD IT BE 4CHAN????

Someone needs to leave a message on his youtube videos, something along the lines of:

You are a God
Do NOT deviate from the path now
Save yourself
Kill them all

Sot4muumi (9 minutes ago)
Reply | Spam
Hey Joynice, having fun with your delusions about marrying a fictional character, Nurse Joy from Pokemon? She doesn't exist, you can't marry her or have sex with her!

And one thing Joynice, on the Something Awful forums under the section General Bullshit there is a thread discussing you and your Magical Bulletins forums. The thread is called "Let Me Take you To the end of the Internet".

Goddamnit you faggots.

>>2667813

As far as I can tell, all his videos have comments disabled

>>2667817

It was inevitable.

I once thought /r9k/ was immune to cancer, but I quickly found otherwise.

>>2667656
I have no idea how to make a website. Also the only rant I can think of right now is the one where I said Japan was full of pussies because they surrendered over 2 nuclear bombs.

guys what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck this is all your fault

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=magicchristmas&action=display&num=1231221684

oh my GOD. I- I didn't know it was possible.

This is a horrible, sobering view into humanity's decay.

So the idea is, we all join up?

Sure, why not?

I'm not going first though.

Topic: Fuck Fairly Odd Parents

>After a series of new episodes with baby Poof in them, I quit watching Fairly Oddparents on Nickelodeon because they are overrated and bullsh*t. And Timmy does the same old sh*t over and over again.

Lol'd

Total Members: 1
Newest Member: Joynice Kanellis


this????

>>2667813
sorry, bra

"This account is closed. "

his 'tube is gone

>>2667945

>And Timmy does the same old sh*t...

OH NO HE DINT!!

HE DINT JUS DIS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS!!!

COM DOWN AN BE AWARE TEH FAIRY FIST!!!

>>2667729
There's a difference between a politician and some anime nerd.

just sayin

THIS, this is what happens when you become too obsessed with weeaboo shit

GOD OF THE WAPANESE?

>New York Giants def. Philadelphia Eagles, 52-0

rage!!!!!!!!!

http://www.surrenderedwife.com/

Now HERE'S a bitch who gets it (in more ways than one)

Is he a schizo?

It says in one of his posts that he is basically NOT ALLOWING guests to regiter/post, but he seems like the biggest attention whore ever.

He has some posts about how many views he's gotten, and he's like "Oh I am popular today :)"


Basically one big fat disturbed attention-whore.
Pathetic.

>>2668130

whut

(mb)

http://mitglied.lycos.de/lunch2010/historyforum.html

Mother of God...

http://web.archive.org/web/20060203180841/nursejoy.conforums.com/

he has another forum like the first

His School record:

PACE/Pacific Autism Center for Education (September 10, 1998-June 28, 2002, 7th-10th Grade, was sent for special education)

Branham High School (August 2002-June 10, 2004, Junior and Senior [11th and 12th Grades], still under special education)

Campbell Community Center (August 2004-June 2005, Post-Senior program in a Special Education)

San Jose City College (January 2005-May 2005, taken Self Paced Algebra class, did not finish before moving to Stockton)

Plaza Robles High School (September 2005-Present, continuing the aftermath of post senior program under Special Education))

From his website:

"I have dozens of sex to do with Joy today. "

DOZENS OF SEX IN ONE DAY

AIM: Matilda7550

Who dares?

>>2668917

Considering how many online forums this guy has destroyed, I don't think I would want to risk it.

>>2667895
I think his post here is important, I don't know about anyone else but my impression was that this guy was trying to create a "single player internet". He's obviously aware that other people read his stuff and he seems happy that they do. This questions my original thought that his motivation was simply to document his life...

I think he is both incredibly afraid of criticism but needing of attention.

>>2668889

Proof/source is required

>>2669198
It's likely, since he seems to live in Stockton, CA.

http://the-joyful-kun.u.yuku.com/

>>2668889
I refuse to believe this is him until evidence is provided because he appears to be in a social situation and happy about it (i.e. drawing attention to himself). Most of what I have read of him completely ignores being social so I think social event are highly stressful for him.

>>2669206
he must be the best troll ever

Holy shit! Ulililia lives in the same state as me. Weird.

>>2668021

show sucks

tl;dr
anyone tried to get into the only account on the forum?

>>2669317

I think someone tried, but honestly I hope it doesn't happen

That site is like an injured songbird, haunting beautiful in its suffering, but easily destroyed by the slightest unpracticed touch

Just let it be what it is

>>2668917

who the hell is Matilda?

>>2669333

If it were truly that easy to destroy, we would have gone and done it already.

What I actually mean is that 3rd Grade student named Marcus whose an African-American ten years ago who was always picking on lower graded students. That's not the only thing that I got picked on, but in 1995 I got picked on again and teased by a female 5th Grade student named Evangeline. She robbed all of my Sonic the Hedgehog games except Sonic the Hedgehog 1 in exchange for her Sega Genesis games such as Quackshot and even calling me "Cry-Baby" in which I always run away as far as she cannot touch me. In middle school, Evangeline got kicked and dropped out because she went too far on breaking school property in 1996. Even a special education school from 1998 to 2002 picked on me as well because they have more rules and more aides than what high school has, and it was like hell in which on every over 80 degrees day I have to be in boot camp signed in by the teacher named Andrew Napoli in 2002. The whole school tortured me so much, I escaped from special ed school by graduating without letting the teacher finding out the exact date. Since then, I haven't got picked on except the Intruder Standoff at high school at October 29th, 2003. The students and staff and bus drivers were hiding under school lockdown and even attacking each other for 3 hours. It was mayhem, and time losing. I missed Halloween day the 2nd year in a row at high school because of the standoff. When I came back to high school, I betrayed my ex-friend Nick because he inspects everything he sees in my bedroom.

lawl 1 member lawl

Come on, somebody has to be able to get in and open up registering...

Shit is fucked up

has anyone else had the board default to blue instead of purple after trying to crack the admin pass?

Something Awful raided this guy a while back, and he closed the forum to registration.

That forum makes me feel uneasy, like he's completely fucking insane or something.

Jesus christ, even Ulililia is better than this guy.

>>2669766
yeah it's blue for me too. but i think he switched it himself and has nothing to do with anyone else

>>2669198
>>2669220
I got that from some of the links in the SA thread that was linked earlier in this thread.

>>2665739
He's autistic. Highly.

This is most likely some epic trolling attempt made by OP to troll the whole internet.

Bricks were motherfucking shat.

Bootmock.

He knows we came.

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=magicchristmas&action=display&num=1231221684

someone help me out with a question, please. who is nurse joy? is that an anime character?

>>2672314
Nurse Joy is the nurse (same one in every town) in the Pokemon games. I guess she's in the anime too, I never watched too many episodes, just played the games.

can someone email her and show to her this thread tha would pure lulz.

What mental condition does he have if this is actually real? Autism? Asperger's? Schizophrenia. My knowledge of mental illness lacks.

This needs to be archived immediately.

Ulili... rates everything by numbers and calls it comparability rating. This guy is definitely insane.

>22. Favorite sites on the internet?
Like:
Wikipedia (~30) and HowWhatWhy (~20) are the only two contenders for this. I'm not much into going to other websites.

Dislike:
Anything adult-oriented will definitely bottom out the list.

Well, at least he won't venture into 4chan. He dislikes book and movies. Especially 'adult' content. This guy is nowhere near intelligent.

>>2672633

He seems intelligent at first but then you realize that none of his complicated logic actually makes any sense.

This image is an illusion!

He made a thread about how many views he has gotten

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi?board=magicchristmas&action=display&num=1231221684

just what in the world is wrong with this guy?

>I told you this is Magical Bulletins, where I can only post my bulletins here because I don't want any guests or new members posting here. You can only look at them, that's it.

WHY

This guy just seems crazy. It's kind of sad, really.

Ulilillia was able to funnel his issues into something actually productive.

Hello I'm am the one who discovered our friend JoyNice, I posted this on SomethingAwful yesterday and I see it has spreaded here aswell. Well ask me some questions about Joynice.

I'm also here to bid for this guy to be left alone. I think it is interesting to see his work on that forum, and destroying it is pointless, so let it be and enjoy all the lulz from it.

I think I found the problem guys, he tried to divide by zero.

>http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/favorites.shtml
>32. Error on calcultor?
Like:
Stack overflow (15), number overflow (when the exponent or number is too big for the calculator to handle; 8), square root of a negative number (7), division by zero (6), and the tangent of 90 degrees (6), are my top 4 favorites, the only things on the list.

>>2673255
Well what's his problem?

Do they communicate with the outside world AT ALL?

>>2673255
Do you this is already on reddit?

It is not uncommon for me to go a few thousand plays before I change songs or the speed, but some of my records are very extreme.

Almost as soon as I reached the tenth level in the Sega Genesis game "Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind", I suddenly found a great interest in that level's music, especially the bass during parts 1 and 2. Combined with the great sound and peaceful feel as well as the fast action, this song quickly became my most listen to of all, towering over everything. When in schools, I frequently hummed it as I liked it so much. At one point, I set a record where I had it playing nonstop without change for 22 days straight, and I only had 2 speeds available, unlike today where I have thousands. I often switched between OWTLI and Desert Zone, both from the same game (Desert Zone from level 7 after stopping the train). I sometimes switched to other songs, but I preferred OWTLI much more. In fact, nearly 2/3 of all my cassettes (I have nearly 60 of them), have OWTLI on them in some form from the numerous slow-down experiments I've done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3ooOgDvfFc

You fuckers, thanks to this guy's Joy obsession I've had that song in my head since yesterday.

I dont get what all the fuss is about?
it's a mentaly retarded guy, using a internet forum as a diary. it's not THAT mindblowing to be honest.
a bit strange, yes. but nowhere near all the sick shit that gets posted here everyday such as BME or such.

Oh shit
>All you hundreds of people are making me popular today, yay!!!!!!!!
Now I feel bad for viewing this =(

>>2674796
It's okay. He hasn't realised that "many pageviews" is not the same thing as "popularity" yet.

>This was the time that I became the most feared forum attacker to ever continue my series of Hostile Takeovers. The year 2003 at the end became the worst year of all time.
Final boss, indeed...

Have you guys seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbipWAturEA&feature=channel_page

Gameboy Camera thingy. PEACE SIGN DESU

>>2673863
Well he's delusional, and anti-social and has a bad case of autism as well as schizophrenia.
>>2673927
If by they you mean him then yes actually he does, or did but he's been banned from so many sites he takes refuge on his own forum instead right now.
>>2674087
I'm well aware of this and unfortunately there's nothing I can do about it. When I posted him on SA I didn't expect it to get this big.

>>2675994

Thanks Joey. :)

This is definetly not funny anymore. The comments I mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F19DHbLag0g

That made me really really angry. Fucking assholes can never leave people with problems alone.

>>2677141
Welcome to the internet. The instant anything gets popular it goes to shit.

Look at where you're at.

Way to post something previously on /b/.
/r9k/ is a cure for the cancer, and you're really not helping.

>>2677259

First off, no. It was posted on SOMETHING AWFUL first. And second off, you forgot your sage, hypocrite.