Shameless bump because I need an answer.

I'm crossing my fingers, ok? Please be a troll Please be a troll Please be a troll Please be a troll

pepper you sage every thread gtfo

Ask him if he leikz mudkips

I'd rather not find out, what's going to benefit from knowing someone who uses 4chan knowing you use 4chan? If anything it only risks people who don't use it finding out you use it and being disgusted by you.

RULES 1&2- FOLLOW THEM

>>2605840
Jesus balls, you have got to be fucking kidding me.

Why the fuck does it matter, wouldn't it be pretty awkward?

>>2605857
Anonymous isn't your secret club.
You can do that on /b/.

Even if you knew someone was a lurker, what the hell would you do? Spit memes at each other?

Go away.

>>2605863
I've known people who seem like the type but I don't want to be all "HAY LOL MUDKIPZ?".

>>2605859
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.

GO BACK TO /b/ AND TROLL THERE

It's not hard to tell when someone is a channer. Just listen to him talk for about an hour.

Ask them if they would welcome any overlords. Then try to see if they get the original reference or this one up here.

>>2605887
That meme came from The Simpsons and has pervaded the internet in general by now. Next!

If he spouts memes, he's a /b/tard.
If he knows what a brownie in a cup is, he's from /ck/
If he swears by squatz and oats, /fit/ is where he dwells.
If he wears a peacoat, a /fa/g is ahead.
As for a robot, I won't tell, because I don't want some faggot talking to me about 4chan IRL. That being said, if you lurk long enough, it's not that hard to tell. I know at least two of my friends are robots, and my friend's girlfriend is a /fa/gette (by the way she talks, not a peacoat this time)

>>2605840

Honestly this. Only channers know this, unlike many other things you think might be 4chan only. Also if they don't know what your talking about then you can just change the conversation to pokemon.

Just pay attention. If they're gamers or nerds of some kind then chances are they've heard of it.

More importantly. Why would you want to meet channers outside of 4chan?

>>2605900
>If he knows what a brownie in a cup is, he reads Lifehacker

fix'd

I EJACULATE ASCII

>>2605912
No, that meme has spread to Deviant Art and the internet in general. Tons of people know the meme but dont know about 4chan or /r9k/

MY SILICON NIPPLES WERE FEATURED IN THE MOVIE "FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR"

>>2605912
retard channers know this too. he's asking about /r9k/ not just /b/. and this has spread to jewtube, ytmnd GAAH

You fail.

OP is epic troll. outie

>>2605956
Really? well fuck thats how I've found out about two of my friends.

Well I just don't know anymore then.

I HAVE A GOOD IDEA ASK IF HE HAS STAIRS IN HIS HOUSE OHOHOHOHOHHOO

It happened to me my first week of college. An off hand comment some girl made about getting "over 9000" points when we were screwing with some dude, I said "then he can do a barell roll" and another chick said "that rule was patched over 100 years ago"

The second girl some how became one of my good friends, who sadly dealt with the brunt creepiness of my first three months of being a lonely kid alone at college.

Point of the story is, if you really want to know, it'll just happen. You usually don't tho. RL meme spouters are fucking annoying.

SOMEBODY GET ME AWAY FROM THIS MADMAN

how about this...since a lot of people say "epic fail" now, it's common enough to go unnoticed.

anon1: *says something then casually interjects* epic fail *somehow*
anon2: all glory to the hypnotoad

or something like that. idk

>>2606040
DISASSEMBLE.. NOOOOOO

>>2605820
It's not a troll. S/he is just lonely.

>>2606024
This.

During casual conversation I say:
"feels good man"
"OVER 9000"
"cool story bro"
etc.
but only at appropriate times, so as not to be an XD SO RANDUMfag

Other channers will pick up and casually slyly memetoss.

Flick your left eyebrow twice with your right thumb. Make it look like you're going to scratch it, and only a bastard from here would be actively looking around to notice what you're doing.

>>2605885
>>channer
>>talk
I lol'd

>>2605912
>>2605876
At this point, I think the meme has spread far beyond the *chans into places like Gaia. I even saw art of it at a local anime convention. You might need to come up with something more obscure.

Ask the person "is dat sum CP?"

Just ask him "are you from gaia / ebaums?" works everytime.

There's this bastard in my photography class who blasted carameldansen from the school computer's crappy speakers. That, maybe?

so that stick figure was created in pivot...
Chris??

I am a /fa/ggot that wears a peacoat but I also people that wear them that aren't /fa/gs.

Ask him if he's "so ronery semicolon underscore semicolon"

>>2606318
Oh, hi Tristan. Go the fuck to bed, it's 5:30

You're all just telling us how to detect channers. That's not what OP wants, OP wants to find *robots* specifically.

I guess "Gentlemen." is a) long forgotten and b) has way too many uses outside of /r9k/. Though it could work as an opener, if used the way >>2606318 describes, and the other guy is perceptive enough.

Mention "original content", or You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. etc

>>2608980

First good idea in the thread.

I have a peacoat, but I'm not a /fa/ggot. ):

>>2608928
If you detect a channer, you're then pretty safe asking them what boards they go to...

>>2608997
even if you do say so yourself, eh?

I was at a party last week and heard what sounded like a 'wat' from a few feet away. My /b/tarded friend and I both cocked our heads and said 'wait, wat' and met two channers in the kitchen. They asked "what do you frequent?" and I said "I am a gentleman." They nodded politely.

Someone was looking at the four of us funny and asked what we were talking about. Without skipping a beat, every one of us replied, "Ebaumsworld." I'm almost embarrassed to say it was a high point of the night.

say gentelman, R9K?
If they say what you say huh? and move on

>>2609137
that's actually a pretty cool story, bro

I meet plenty of channers at college. Doesnt really ad anything to conversation. Some of them are fun as hell to talk to though

We should all carry monocles and flash them at each other to identify and communicate.

I can't believe you guys haven't thought this one up already:

Say something totally common like "Yeah" and then immediately say "muteblock." If they are from /r9k/ they'll understand, but if not they'll look at you funny and it will be over. But hey, if they do, that's what you get for being a memespouting faggot in real life. Goddamn I hate you people.

Just talk about "getting muted" or something. Then you probably won't have to explain 4chan and whatnot.