>that friend who always fell asleep extremely early at sleep overs despite saying he wouldn't>that friend who always would take 10 minutes to eat 2 bits of a burger and say he's full>that friend who's dad was really young and cool and hung out with you guys
Yeah I remember the first one, he was a fat faggot named Harrison.
>that friend who always would take 10 minutes to eat 2 bits of a burger and say he's fullthat's me.. ):
I was the one in my group who had the cool, young dad.I hated it. My friends would always want to hang with him rather than me. Sometimes when I had sleepovers and my dad's boyfriend was staying over we would hear them fucking and in the morning my friends would high-five my dad for getting some and it was gross.
>that kid who did way too much acid in high schoolHe was really strange...
>that kid that would make up the most implausible lies and get extremely angry if you called bullshit
>the douchebag that comes along even though you hate him>gay kid (may be dated now)>ladies' man (much to your discontent)>excitable and energetic one
>that friend who played just a little too much Xbox>that friend who was on the fringe of acceptable social behavior, but never outside of it>that friend who would be the first to say what everyone was thinking.
>that friend whose mom was a flirty MILF.>that feel when she shows you how she can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.
>that kid who always went rummaging through peoples fridges and always had drinks and snacks for his guests>that kid who would spend almost all night online>that kid who had rich parents buying him all the latest games>that kid who was constantly lying for no apparent reason>that kid with NO FUN ALLOWED parents>that kid who lacked the ability to shut up.
>That kid who creeped on girls so hard that you had to stop inviting him to hang out>That creepy kid growing up to become a ladykiller with two girlfriendsDeal with it, you prudish fucks.
>>2565466>that kid who was constantly lying for no apparent reasonI was one of those. It's about creating a pseudo self, its a defense mechanism. I had a bad childhood with foster homes and all that and no one knew. I just spurted out lies all the time so no one would know the real me thus I can't be hurt or attached to anyone.I couldn't stop either and I still do it sometimes but I make them believable.
>>2565466>NO FUN ALLOWED parentsThat was me. Fuck Christianity.
>that friend who makes plans with you but ends up bailing out last minute.FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
>that friend you had to hold back beating in vidya
> That friend who makes up the most bullshit lies, is arrogant as fuck, and insists he's a player even though he wears poor fitting comic book- video game themed t-shirts, dad jeans, and boots I'm STILL friends with that fuck and he got a cute girlfriend. Whaaat?
>that kid who wore the wolf shirts
>>2566056i took that kid's ipad and fucking stepped on ithe smelled like literal shit, ate garbage, watched other people play video games, and was essentially a worthless excuse for a humani'd call him a hipster but he listened to pleb shit like death grips so i dunno what the name would be
>The friend who constantly says "no homo"> The friend who made a playbook for sex cataloging tricks, strategies, and techniques.> The rich friend who couldn't really relate with the money problems of others but always had the best toys.
>>2565390This is a scary coincidence because I too am a fat guy named Harrison, but I was always the last person to fall asleep though.
>That kid who you'd only be able to hang out with once in a blue moon because of their parents>The friend who had a near encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture and movies and could quote the simpsons all day>The friend who always had snacks and soda whenever you spent the night and would play multiplayer with you til he passed out mid-game
>that friend who didn't have any vidya and wasn't allowed to watch tv>that friend whose parents made everybody go to sleep at like 8pm at sleepovers, and then woke us up at like 6am
>>2566213>The friend who always had snacks and soda whenever you spent the night and would play multiplayer with you til he passed out mid-gameI'm this guy :)Friend of mine comes today and we'll play Counter Strike all night, just like we did for previous 10 years.
>That one friend who you knew so well that you could finish each others sentences and pretty much had the same thought processes.
> That friend who dropped out in the middle of school.The one around me got hooked on weed, and last I heard of him, he told me he threw up black bile.>mfw
>that friend who always would take 10 minutes to eat 2 bits of a burger and say he's fullThat's still me. I hate it. I wish I could eat like a normal person.
>implying I ever had any friends
>>2566213>That kid who you'd only be able to hang out with once in a blue moon because of their parentsYep, I'm that kid. Lived a very sheltered life and my parents don't want me hanging out with anyone, or going anywhere for more than 2 hours I'm 20
>that friend who was really poor and would come over to your house to eat your food( ;_; ) never had the heart to say anything.
>That kid who you'd only be able to hang out with once in a blue moon because of their parentsFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-I was that kid. Hated that shit so much.>Why do you never hang out with us?>It's my parents...I wanted to be bros, god dammit, they were just too insane. I would have loved to play vidya every weekend... or hang out after school... or be social... ;_;
>>2566540> That feel when he fucking abandons youFuck that shit.
>the mexican kid who would say he was italian
>>2566775I'm >>2566761I know that feel bro. I know it too well.
>that friend who always fell asleep extremely early at sleep overs despite saying he wouldn'tI know that feel all to well.
>>2566783that was me when I was 11 because I liked the italian culture
>that friend who got a little carried away whilst drinking and spent the majority of the night naked>that friend who tries so hard to be funny and falls flat on his face all the time>that friend your entire social group secretly admires as the leader, but no one would ever admit it>that friend you thought was your friend but turned into a social-group hopping biege little boringasfuck cunt>those friends you are certain now will be bro's for life if you dont all move to different countries or something
>>2566793Bro, I would never wish that feel on anyone.times like this... I really love the shit out of /r9k/I'll be your friend, if you want. We can hang out whenever the hell you feel like it. NO PARENTS ALLOWED.
> Sometimes when I had sleepovers and my dad's boyfriend was staying over we would hear them fucking and in the morning my friends would high-five my dad for getting some and it was gross.I lol'd.
>that kid who had a hot, easy sister
but seriously how can you be 20 and allow your parents to control your life like that>>2566761im gunna need some sort of explanation here
>that kid who had the awesome older brother(s)I knew three like that. And their collective five brothers were all awesome.
>>2566819I can't fight against the "my house my rules" shit. Especially when trying to go to school. I'm trapped.>>2566813You sound like a bro. I hope you're getting out more and enjoying the freedom you have now.
>>2566804lol everyone knew you were lying bro.
>>2565466wtfI am all those things
>>2566761my parents were like that when i was younger. not that extreme though, but didn't allow me to drink or go partying with friends.now that im a 20 year-old NEET, they want me to start drinking and going to bars. the irony.
>that kid who was constantly lying for no apparent reason This kid came up with some *amazing* bullshit.
>That one friend that always came over to your house and you never went to his because his family was dysfunctional as fuck>That horrible feel when you end up finding out that he cut himself and he never told you even though you would've helped him through that shitMan, I learned about that shit from my first girlfriend that I met like 2 years after he moved because he had a crush on her and would constantly spill his guts to her even though she didn't know him that well and saw him like 10 times in real life.What the fuck Sheldon?
>>2566961I had a friend who made video games and flash videos at age 12, apparently he did it secretly because I couldn't talk about it if his dad was around.I believed him at first, then a couple of years later I just felt stupid about it, I can't believe we were friends and he was making up these shit lies.Now I just think of him as an idiot.
>>2566972No dysfunctional family, but I do have a lot of siblings. I do cut myself and tell no one though...getting better as time goes on
>>2567011This guy insisted he'd found the multiplayer option in Fallout. He could also bring his Garfield toys to life, but only during november
>that kid who didn't invite you to their birthday party>you lived right behind themI spent the entire day on the roof of my garage, with an imaginary sniper rifle, picking them off one by one in my head.
>that friend who had all the latest games and was the first one to buy a new console>that friend who was funny and cool who everybody wanted to hang out with>that friend who was so polite and well raised
>that indestructible friend who always left the playground with bruises
>that god-tier friend who moved away in the peak of your friendship and was never heard from again
>that friend you realized was a girl 15 years onwards
>>2567076Fuck you, man. She was my only friend at the time, too.
>>2567076That's me man. Fuck. i'm so sorry.
>that friend who went through different phases of thinking she was an animal like dinosaur, cat, eagle etc.>that friend with the mom who was always furious for no reason>that foreign friend whose home smelled really bad
>>2566076>growing up>ipadunderage faggot
>>2567076fuck you for making me remember these memoriesalso >that friend who used to be your best friend, but you slowly grew apart and now you don't even say hi when you see each other
>>2567121That's the worst feel.
>that friend who was more popular than you as a kid and got them all to fuck off without giving you a chance>saw him last year grocery shopping 7 years on>Awkward hello >Hear the sound of a group of guys coming round the corner>Out appears all my old friends preparing to party>They could barely contain their laughter>mfw
>>2567039>that one kid who always seemed calm and collected on the outside but everyone knew he was fucking psychoyou were that kid, i made friends with that kid
>that friend who you were never apart from>parents grew so used to seeing you together that they let you have sleep overs DURING WEEK DAYS>stayed up into the late hours of the night, under the big warm blankets, reading scary novels together with a flashlight>always fell asleep at the same time>awoke curled up next to each other feeling safe and carelessBack when your biggest problem was having to say goodbye at the end of the day. When nothing else mattered but you and your bro. I miss those times...
>>2567174fuck man too many feels , too many ! I remember this
>>2565415You must live in the most gay friendly place in the world.
>that kid who the moment he got a girlfriend fucked off and no longer spent time with you. Going from the inner circle of my friend group to nothing is thanks to bitches and whores.
>>2567047Truth be told that was me growing up. I don't know about being "cool" but i was certainly as polite as i could be and well mannered. I also got all the games and consoles so that my bros could get a chance to play them. I always made friends with poor-ish people because they were always the nicest and caring responsible people id ever met.
>that friend that always lied and cheated when playing games like tag
>that friend who always would take 10 minutes to eat 2 bits of a burger and say he's fullI was this guy>that friend who was a complete cunt, but always got girlsHe had this wonderful act he put on when he was around them, but when he was just hanging with guys he was a complete asshole.
>>2567204This is how I lost all of my high school friends.
>>2567173dat feel when that is me...
>that friend with the 9 inch penis who constantly refers to it when arguingThe fact you will never be able to stick it all the way in doesn't change the fact that Plutarch was a lying cunt.
>>2567204Fuck man I was this guy and it isn't worth it. I did this shit and now I ended up on r9k at 3 am. I've also only went out with friends once in the last 3 years god dammit.
>that kid whose parents wouldn't let him play pretend gun gamesDid anyone else here know one?
>That friend who you didn't know was being abused until CPS took them away
>that black kid that loved yugiohHe was the only nerd I used to hang out with back then.... Little did I know I would become a bigger weirdo than him.
>that guy who was kind of a dick and tried to control everyone that was me
>that kid who was really fucking fat but then became anorexic and lost a ton of weight and is now really skinny>that drug dealer who would carry rolls of 20 dollar bills with him and kept an ounce of weed in his car all the time>that one asshole who was the biggest asshole you ever met but he was still a good friend>that one kid who would come to school blazed as fuck every single day
>>2567174I never really had that. I had close friends but never one ama
>>2565371>that friend who's dad was really young and cool and hung out with you guysyup OP was molested
>that kid with the stable/rich family who would exaggerate small problems at home to fit in
>that friend whose parents were rich and he didn't even realise it, he got all the newest gen consoles the day they came out and wondered why we didn't.>the vegetarian with the family of hippies>the dickhead that doesn't realise he's a dickhead, and wonders why no-one wants to hang out with him.>that girl that claims she was molested by her family, and keeps changing the story every timeReally, who does that?
>>2567121Oh shit I know that. He became a bit of a douche and suddenly found my neighbour (and ex gf) really hot and it all became about her. Fuck that shit.>that friend who smells terrible, but he's really cool so you put up with it because his home life is pretty shit and it's not his fault.
>>2567278>that poor kid who would lie about having a game console to fit in because his parents never got him one>never got to play real vidya until I emulated pokemon when i was in grade 7my fucking childhood.... I want it back
>that friend who would stay awake until you fell asleep to make sure you never felt lonely>that friend who always woke up before you and made an awesome breakfast >that friend who stuck up for you when no one else would>that friend who took the blame for the stupid shit you did>that friend who made you sound like a god to your parents>that friend who constantly helped, but never asked for anything in returnYou were that friend. I was that friend. We were all that friend.
>that kid whose family was from some country you'd never heard of and whose parents served their strange food to you instead of just giving you pizza like everyone else's parents>tfw seven years old, trying to force down goulash to be polite
>>2566076>Ipad>As a kidWhat the fuck. You aren't just underage. You're from an entirely different fucking generation.Get out you 13-year-old faggot.
>>2567381>that kid whose parents always talked to him in some strange foreign language while you sat there feeling awkward
>That friend that always wanted to do sexual experiments and hand kissing>That cute friend that you liked who never did
This thread is giving me the worst case of feels. I want to locate my childhood best friend, RENT a cheesy horror flick, but a stack of junk food and sleep over at his place. And at 3AM we would be all scared and decide to venture into the kitchen for ice ice cream or something, and end up freaking ourselves out when the shadow of a coat rack crossed our path. So the only logical answer would be to watch a comedy to lighten the mood! We would laugh. Real laughter, none of that pansy ass exaggerated breathing we belt out once or twice a week. I'm talking about the kind of laughter that leaves you in a breathless heap of giggles on the floor. When the movie ends we'd just lie in bed together and stare at the ceiling, pondering life while occasionally laughing for no good reason at all. And it would be glorious.
>>2566076>Death Grips>plebAre you trying to rustle my jimmies?
>That one kid who was 6'2 at 13 and used to beat up anyone who bullied his friendsHe's a cop now. Still see him around town.
>that one kid who always had a special requirement but everybody got used to it because they're so chill and a good person>that kid's face when their entire friend group explains and supports their needs in unison to a pushy strangerAsthma, allergies, religious or cultural restrictions, phobias etc. Nothing better than having somebody's back and knowing they've got yours. Also>that kid with the long and/or difficult name who had to correct every new teacher>that moment when the teach calls out the wrong pronunciation on roll call and the entire class chants in unison "it's actually ____"
>>2567481>huge violent asshole>copseems legit
>>2567526I know right? Hes a cool guy though.
>that friend that had smoker parents and the entire house stunk so badly>that friend that you didn't mind but they definitely liked you a lot more and idolised you>that friend that gets his clothes off at the slightest provocation sober or drunk>the friend no one tries to upset because they get so violent and worked up over trivial shit>the friend that always boasts about doing stupid shit they think that makes them an anarchist or some shit like swearing at their parents or drawing a dick on a bus stop and act like what they did was the most hardcore thing you could ever do>that friend that is always hung up on the fact that she doesn't have a boyfriend and claims to be the most unlikable and undesirable human being on the planet, but is really rude and doesn't give any fucking guys the slightest chance if they hint at interest, or just thinks the guy is doing it as a joke
>That friend who was cool but mad sometimes and you knew he would end up in the MIlitary.
>>2567538>that friend that you didn't mind but they definitely liked you a lot more and idolised youI was that friend and I knew it all too well. It was fucking annoying too, knowing that you value the friendship much more than the other person. And knowing that THEY acknowledge this to themselves as well.
>That friend that NEVER has a ride>That friend that never has money to do anything>That friend that's a complete asshole 90% of the time but is really cool the other 10%>That friend that's a total autist and you have to keep under control in public
>that friend that takes 2 hour showers 15 minutes before we're supposes to hang out
>That friend who you didn't get along with one on one, but the group dynamics worked well.>That friend who you are totally comfortable with and liked talking to online, but never left his house.>That friend who was a social butterfly and really popular that you have great fun with but in social outings he's never really dedicated to one person to talk to.>That friend who you have no common interests with but you both enjoy eachother's company a fuckton.>That friend who you don't really talk to that often who becomes really interesting when drunk>That friend you kind liked but you both knew you wouldn't see each other after high school
>>2567597>That kid is the same one that is the only richfag in a group of poorfagsIt always rustled our jimmies so thoroughly
>that friend who played out every stereotype of their raceI had a chinese friend sold pirated software and DVDs to our teachers at school. he really didn't help himself
>that friend that fucking absolutely hated you in highschool but is now one of your best friends>that feel when vice versa
>>2567561This is just one of my friends.Though most of my friends don't have a ride. Ever.
>that kid who was your best friend, but died of aneurysmi miss you man
>that fat friend you keep around because it's just too much effort to remove them, so you ignore them nearly constantly
>that friend whose dad died of cancer
>>2568082i am that friend
If you had friends while growing up, what the fuck are you doing on /r9k/.
>>2565544Present.bloxxxx
>That friend who constantly made fun of you for having a crush on a girl who wasn't exactly one of the popular girls but I loved her then the year after he fucking goes out with her and treats her like shit (ie doesn't reply alot, ignores her irl, would rather be with his bros and sometimes hits on another girl) and you talk to her on a daily basis and it always seems like they're going to break up but she always goes back to him.One of these days I will fucking murder him. I would happily drown him in a pool of his own fucking excrement.
>that friend that hangs with you both because he likes to and because you're the ugly one in the pair, making him the attractive oneI only realized this after we went to different schools. He then proceeded to not give a fuck about me.
>>2568385That is way too specific for one of these threads.
>>2565578WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD THE PHONEDORA, THIS DOUCHE HAVE GLASSES? SHITTY FACIAL HAIR? DRESSES "steampunk" OR WEARS SPIDEY OR CAPTAIN AMERICA T SHIRTS, JEANS AND BOOTS CONSTANTLY? WEARS RETARDED HATS? LIES CONSTANTLY? WITH NEWISH CUTE GF WHO IS REALLY PETITE? I KNOW THIS FUCKING GUY
>>2567632Holy shit? you mean clement tiong?
>>2568532oh yeah, you have a really good chance of guessing who he is from everyone that visits 4chan, from all the places in the world.
>that kid who just happened to have whatever you wanted, whenever you wanted, for a reasonable price>that friend who you could see today and it wouldn't be any different to when you were sevenSee you in two hours, Matt!
>that friend who is shockingly rude to his parents, especially when you're around.>that friend whose parents let him watch r-rated horror movies and drink energy drinks at 8 years old.
>>2568532>yfw you consume all the right media, dress like /fa/, and are supercilious as fuck...>but you STILL have no gfit's like god is making fun of you
>that friend whose entire family smoked weed but whose parents wouldn't let him have any friends over to toke upda fuck.
>>2568573Sorry to hear that bro. Dressing /fa/ actually helped me get my first girlfriend. It helped a lot. Help me be a lot more confident and bright.
>that friend with one dead parent>that spoiled as fuck friend who would always rage to his parents when he couldn't get what he wanted>that friend with the dirty house>that friend with the retarded brother/sister>that friend who was always making shit up to the point where you didn't really trust him>that friend that always acted like an ass to you in front of his other friends>that friend with the funny father>that friend where you were at his house much more than he was at yours>that friend that always played vidya alone>that friend who was the leader of the social group, yet no one would admit it>that friend that was always in love with the same girl for years, and got friendzoned by her
>>2568591>that friend with the dead mom and no one ever made yo momma jokes about him
>that friend that showed you your first porn and hentai>that friend that made you go with him and do ilegal shit
>>2568615>that friend who forgets his parents are dead and makes jokes
>That friend that you always admired when you were a kid, that always had so much potential... and went and wasted it. You know the one. The one you look at now, and even if you don't say it, you think 'what a waste...'>That (female) friend who has a boyfriend, and you have to keep convincing yourself that your feels for her are platonic.>That (female) friend who keeps dropping hints she's into you, and you can't work out a nice way of telling her she looks like a hippo>That friend who was annoying as fuck, but you still hung out with him because he was the only offline friend you knew who had the same geek interests.>That friend who kept making the same stupid mistakes all the time. You know the one. The good-natured bloke who never plans things through.
>>25686921- you're in a thread you fucking retard2- you're a faggot for trying to make that thread 3- you use the word alpha, you're a fucking idiot
You people here watch too much TV.Goddamn it.
>>2568692>Femanons, serious question. What's your stance on dating black guys?I am simply going to level with you. For most of us, our "stance" is that we do not. You will have much better luck with a black woman, since they are also on the "bottom of the heap", so to speak. It sucks, but it is the truth. For what it is worth, I do hope that you find someone.>my hair is a lot less kinkyProtip: We love hair. If it's not straight, get it straightened and have it styled. Your hair is probably the first thing that I would look at and white guys have a fairly significant advantage there.>"Wow, you're actually kinda smart"I'm guessing it's your clothes or mannerisms. What do you tend to wear and what accent do you have?>I'm not whitewashed or anythingWhich is going to hurt your chances. If you want to attract a white woman, act white. Dress like a white guy, speak like a white guy, spend time with with white guys. You already sound industrious, which people are going to unfairly associate with being white.>Seems like lots of females here are apprehensive about dating black guys due to the stigma.As a woman, I sort of consider how I want my children to look when selecting a man. The stigma does not help, but a lot of women probably think like I do. I will date dark skinned men (Middle-Easterners, for example), but I rarely date men of African descent because I do not like their facial features.>Had good female friends call me "a genuinely kind hearted guy".Which they said to make you feel better. While they did mean it, it also means that they will not date you.
