SNAFU means situation normal all fucked up

If you are stimulating your prostate, you still must stimulate your penis as well. There is no magical make you come button in your asshole, or if there is, it's very rare

The ratio for combustion for petrol (I assume gasoline is the same) is 14 parts air to 1 part fuel.

follow your hair when you shave your pubes and you dont get those bumps

When dumping a body overboard into water, be sure to puncture the lungs (a long screwdriver does this well). This means it will sink, rather than just float around due to residual lung capacity.

>>2561417
petrol IS gasoline you flying fuck

>>2561448
Now, now. Lets play nice here

>>2561432
Awesome.

magikarp learns flail at lvl 35

>>2561432
helpful

also when you slit your wrists cut along the arm nto across top ensure heavy blood loss

You know how when you yawn sometimes it makes that little burping type noise? You can avoid that by blowing out of your mouth while you yawn, you'll never make that embarassing noise again.

>>2561432
Eventually, the body will surface though. Bloating causes this

Build your pylon with your 8th probe

Hold a champagne bottle at 45 degrees as you open it and none will spill

The human body, if rendered into its component minerals, has a net worth of about 20 American dollars.

Apple seeds are full of a compound that degrades into a type of cyanide, however you would have to ingest (and chew, not merely swallow) about a bowlful to threaten your life.

Poison arrow frogs are not poisonous outside their habitat.

Some men are born with TWO penis holes. (like myself) or with their penis hole in the wrong place. This is called hypospadias.

many substances, when combined with a mix of sulphuric and nitric acid, will form nitro-compounds which are explosive (glycerine or cellulose for example)

>>2561495
wait so one is for piss and the other for cum?

One of the most dangerous properties of napalm is that it sticks to a target like Jelly
The FW190 is considered one of the best fighters of WW2, but its performance dropped off sharply above 10,000 feet.
Only the stupidest and the best posts make it over 100 replies. Usually the stupidest.
You can easily die of exposure in CA's Redwood forests. Even in the summer if you're caught outside at night.
/r9k/ is a good board for actual intellectual discussion, but you have to put up with BAWWW and moralistic elitists.

>>2561455
>>2561458
Thankyou, I posted both the combustion ratio one and the body dumping one. Concrete on the feet is a wonderful idea, but in a pinch, very hard to get ahold of.

When I said "I assume gasoline is the same." I meant the same substance, not the same ratio.

When cutting your arms, take a warm bath. It enhances blood flow. Alcohol beforehand thins the blood and reduces clotting. Clotting actually means that cutting yourself rarely leads to death.

Never place the gun to your temple, in a lobotomy, the prefrontal cortex is separated from the brain, and you live. The last thing you want is a bullet in your head, and your CNS to still function. The gun goes in your mouth. See Budd Dwyer for advice.

When slashing your opponent with a knife, brace the blade with your index finger (assuming it's NOT A DOUBLE EDGE). The resulting wounds will be much deeper and thus more effective.

>>2561512
all true
>>2561515
more awesome

>>2561515
Is not the most efficient place to shoot yourself in the head. There's a good chance the bullet will just sever your hemispheres and you'll ALSO be a retard (like the temple idea). The most effective way of blowing your brains out is placing the gun just above your eyebrow and aiming for the back of the opposite side of your head. (Left eyebrow, aim for back-right of head). This method ensures significant damage to BOTH brain hemispheres, thus killing the individual.

>>2561554
some more good advice

>Even in the summer if you're caught outside at night.
>night

explain, are the trees radioactive or something?

Mixing aluminium shavings with iron oxide [rust] or other metal oxides in the proper amounts, will create a powder that when ignited, will burn and melt at several thousand degrees Celsius. Magnesium strips are often used as the wick for this, and lit with a blowtorch.

[Do not stare at magnesium wick with remaining eye.]

>>2561570
that would be awesome

blockblockingmeetnool

>>2561524
Dont' slash people with a knife. Slashing wounds are easy to fix and people rarely die from them. [when they do, it's from blood loss.]

The only way to effectively kill someone is to stab them in the chest. This allows you to strike vital organs in the body.

>>2561578
It's called thermite. When making this put it in a ceramic bowl (like one for the flowers), preferably with the hole on the bottom. Put on car and light.

>>2561554
Excuse me? "Sever the hemispheres"? This is not a surgical tool, it is a bullet. Trivia: Entry wounds are small punctures, exit wounds are gaping, ragged craters. Relate this trivia to the situation. You can obliterate your prefrontal cortex, and it won't help you. However, if the bullet goes from the lower front to the upper back of the head, the exit wound is at the back. If the exit wound is a large, ragged crater, you are dead.

Unrelated note: 18% of pigs' tails curl to the left. 25% curl to the right. The remainder curl both ways.

>>2561570
Exposure to cold.
It's because of the moisture in the air, you lose body heat really fast.

If you think you're going to come early, think about peeing. As you can't come and piss at the same time, you'll last a bit longer.

>>2561590
cool fact

meeetbloook

>>2561589
Also, try putting it on a block of ice then lighting it. Don't stand too close.

>>2561606
on the other hand it would suck balls if you started to urinate

>>2561590
depends of the bullet, if its a FMJ it just goes through your head leaving a small tunnel, but if it's a JHP your brain will most likely turn into liquid.

>>2561554
Even this isn't the most efficient way of blowing your brains out.

At the base of your head, where your spine connects with your brain, is the brain stem. This part of the body controls all your autonomous body functions - breathing, heart rate, digestion, etc. etc.

If you shoot this, or sever the spinal cord, you will die, as your brain can no longer send signals to the organs in your body to regulate them properly. You will stop breathing, your heart will stop beating, etc.

>>2561618

It's nearly impossible to piss with a hardon and all that precum

Explosives are the rapid expansion of gases. TNT actually releases gases that contain Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon.
Explosives don't 'Store oxygen'. They don't combust, they explode. Petrol, when burnt, produces liquid water, but because it is highly exothermic, it is vapourised, causing expansion, and somewhat explosion.
However, explosives work by exploding against something. You get a glass of petrol and set light to it, and it'll probably burn like a candle.
My main point is that I'm annoyed that OP said that explosives store oxygen. They do, but that's not why they are explosive. They don't even fucking burn. They release gases exothermically. No oxygen needed.
Expansion of gases. TNT is actually detonated by breaking the molecule. This can be done with a little explosive cap or something. Dynamite is the same, but you can detonate it with heat as well.
Not burning it, you're heating it until it breaks and explodes.

>>2561457

Not samefagging, but am I the only one who laughed hard at this?

A single nuclear weapon detonated several miles above the midwestern United States would send out an electromagnetic pulse that would blanket the entire north american continent.

>>2561590
Mr. Phineas Gage would like to have a word with you

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

>>2561633
Most of the explosives DO store oxygen in their molecules, most of the time in R-NO2 formula.

Mixing ammonia and bleach can create hazardous fumes. Actually, you don't even need to mix them. Just having both containers open in the same room will leave you gasping for breath.

A commonly quoted statistic is that people only use 10% of their brains. This is untrue. You use all of your brain, but not all at once.

Doing crunches or sit-ups is practically worthless. If you want abdominal strength, regular compound lifts will work the abs plenty. If you want visible abs, you just need low bodyfat %, since the inscriptions are already there. Working out your abs just makes your gut protrude.

Also explosives are more stable the purer they are.
Stuff like acetone peroxide is not only a high explosive, it is extremely megasensitive. You can flick it and it'll explode. The point is that you never put sensitive explosives into containers. Ever. Unless you want to hurt someone (yourself).
However, with acetone peroxide, you can get a liquid with explosive crystals dissolved in it.
You can paint things with it and the liquid comes off and leaves the crystals behind.
Paint it on a door frame. Slam the door, and the door will be exploded open with massive force.
Great fun.

If you're writing a song, try to make the notes ascend in tone. Not for all of it, but try it. Usually sounds pretty good.

Rabbits are really really fast

Microwaving a sandwich is a bad idea. The bread will not get crispy, only dried-out and hard as a brick.

If you use fresh, whole vanilla, when baking or the like, you can afterwards chop up the husk or stem or whatever it is called and put in your sugar bowl to make tasty vanilla sugar. A great way to make your poor student's oat meal go down a lot easier.

ont piss for a few minutes after you cum, shit is painful

Holding A will make catching pokemon slightly easier

1. The reason men suck at aiming piss in the toilet is because of ejaculate that has dried after orgasm. When a guy goes for the first piss after ejaculating and the urine reaches the tip of the penis, the piss hits a wall at the tip because the ejaculate has caused the tip to stick together and the stream is forced to split and piss goes everywhere; Much like when you put your thumb over the tip of a garden hose. After that it is a perfect stream into the toilet.

2. The male body is dedicated to producing semen when not exerting energy. If you look closely at your guy while he is sleeping, you can see them pulsating back and forth very slowly and rhythmically. This is why men that shave their balls feel the need to scratch themselves moments after sitting down.

Bet you cum dumpsters didn't know that.

>>2561657

Oxygen is not needed for explosion. Saying that there is oxygen in them is like saying that there's water in orange juice. Yeah, there is water in it, but it's got nothing to do with why it's tasty.

>>2561669
Rabbits run faster uphill than downhill.

Bacon goulash is bacon mixed with pepper, bowtie noodles, and mayonnaise.

>>2561670
What? Microwaving bread is makes it more soft. What kind of breads you have there?

>>2561661
You can just play the notes of a chord arpeggio, over and over again, and it will always sound good too. Musicians call it "vamping".

>>2561633
Ah, Sorry
I knew explosions are rapid expansions of gases, but I've heard that TNT differs from thermobaric weapons because it did not need oxygen from the environment, so I made the assumption that it already "had" it.

Sorry ;_;

The human body metabolizes muscle long before it begins metabolizing fat.

>>2561627
Technically shooting yourself in the neck doesn't count as 'blowing your brains out', but that would be a moot point.

Throwing punches isn't the best way to fight. Use open handed, stiff fingered 'Karate chops'. Go laterally for the neck, the ears, the kidneys, anywhere on the face. Don't swing from up to down, with the left arm go from the right to the left. With the right, from the left to the right. That way, you don't end up off balance from the torso.

Each of your loyalty cards has 33MB of data storage assigned to it in the mainframe. Ever wondered why? "Shared between participating companies."

>>2561618
a certain part of your penis swells when you have an erection, thus blocking your piss. if u manage to push ur urine through, it will be quite painful.

>>2561682

But it's the R-NO2 part what makes the explosive to be able to explode. (like glycerine - nitroglycerine)

>>2561618
you cannot piss while fucking a girl urine and cum go through the same tube in your body and since you wil be full of precum you wont be pissing anytime soon

>>2561660
Holy fuck awesome please post more.

The internet was previously a simple information relay system where each large city in th US was be connected and information could be transferred around the country. During the Cold War, it was thought that the US was under nuclear threat. If a single city was bombed, it would knock off the internet and communications for that entire area, as the "link" would be broken.

So, the internet was simply build into a giant grid. Now, if a single link is broken, the information will easily find a route around it. However, this is also the reason the internet is impossible to govern. It is vast, and unconquerable.

walruses share a common ancestor with bears.
seals and sea lions are related to canines.
otters are in the weasel family.
you learn really interesting things in marine biology.

the government is NOT your friend

If you blow up a balloon while drunk on beer, it will float.

Diesel will not ignite, even when vented, from a dropped match. It requires compression too.

It is not illegal to own a crossbow in the UK if you are over 18.

Hunting with any kind of bow in the UK *is* illegal.

Microwaving an egg for a sufficiently long period of time will cause the microwave to blow up.

>>2561707
What? That's some of the worst fight advice I've ever heard. If "karate chops" were effective then why don't any of the UFC fighters ever experience success with it?

>>2561661
FFFFUUUUU-
and here i was using descending chord progressions
thx for the tip brah

also: you sink in a quicksand even if you don't move

Over half of pretty crimes go unsolved. Go wild

arthur from shrek 3 is modeled after the white guy in next friday.

NEVER trust whitey

>>2561713
No, R-NO2 is not required for explosives. Look at acetone peroxide.
It's only common, because it can be put on organic molecules as a functional group, and its function is to be unstable and release gas when the molecule is disrupted.
In TNT, glycerine, and other R-NO2's, the bond breaks and releases NO2. No combustion here.
NO2 is just an explosive functional group, not the only explosive possible.

>>2561749
what the fuck.
cannot unsee.
oh god.

Putting a glass of water in the microwave and heating it up is dangerous. If you heat it up for long enough the water becomes super-heated [beyond the temperature it boils at.] When you go to pick it up, the movement will cause an almost explosive release of energy, and boiling hot water will go everywhere, breaking the container and burning you.

the alphabet song is sung to the same tune as 'twinkle twinkle little star'

There are more obese Europeans than there are obese Americans.

>>2561741
Because they are very fast and very good at keeping themselves balanced and mobile in situations that flood the body with adrenaline.

The average person, however, isn't. Putting your weight behind a punch gives a strike area the size of your fist, which moves in a line towards your target. Chance of missing: high. When you miss, you are significantly off balance.

If you stiffen your hand and slice laterally across your target, your chances of hitting are far, far higher, and if you don't (as long as you go with the left arm from right to left, and the right arm from left to right) you aren't off balance.

When your body is pumped with adrenaline, you become incapable of fine motor function, and are reduced to basic movement. Hence why this technique works. Also, you don't break your knuckles.

For computarbox noobs

Hit Ctrl + Alt + Del and open task manager. Go to processes to see what you're computar is actually doing

Most things that it is running are things you didn't tell it to do and you don't need, or disabled processes still taking up RAM. Off the top of my head, there is one called KBD default to all windows PC's that you don't need. Ending unneeded processes will significantly increase the speed of your machine.

Googling the name of the processes is a god way to find out if they are mandatory or not.

>>2561769
Actually, water becomes super-heated if it cannot boil. That is, if it's in a PERFECTLY smooth glass and isn't agitated at all.

Liquids don't burn. The gas evaporating from it burns as it mixes with the airs oxygen.

The word "Hydrogen" means Water creator, because if you burn it you get water.

The word "Oxygene" means Acid creator, because the early chemists tought acids as oxidated formulas.

If you get stabbed, don't remove the knife. If you do, (and the wound is serious enough) this creates a "sucking wound", due to the air not being able to enter your body. Your breathing will be very shallow and you might die. Thankfully, all you have to do to stop this is cover the wound!

>>2561764
Yes. I think it's a common misconception that oxygen is needed to cause explosions. It's not. Nitrate is sometimes used as an oxidizer as in black powder, but even though it "contains" oxygen, oxygen is not actually causing the reaction; it's the nitrate itself.

>>2561785
I'll add to yours. Going to start>run and then typing msconfig brings up a box, there is a tab called "startup" where you can uncheck all the shit that loads when your computer boots. Enjoy your screaming fast computer.

The best way to punch someone is with a closed fist, with your thumb on outside of the fist pointing straight down.

When punching, you need to twist your whole body - legs, hips, arms, torso into your opponent. This can easily one-hit KO, and even kill someone, and is the same way boxers fight. There is no better way to punch.

Using your balls as an actual teabag hurts.

>>2561785

Google toolbar notifier, search settings application, ituneshelper.exe and VIE.exe are all unneeded

>>2561786
You can superheat water in ordinary mugs, too. You just need distilled water.

>>2561786
Nano-particles of liquids actually have lower boiling points versus normal conditions (films, boiling water in pot, droplets, etc.).

carbon tetra chloride is a chemical that used to be used for dry cleaning. it was banned due to being a carcinogen. it was also used for a while to charge fire extinguishers. this was proven to be a bad idea. when mixed with water, a reaction creates the chemical phosgene. phosgene was a chemical weapon, used in WWI, i think.

>>2561831
Umm, no. You just increasing the evaporating surface, thus making the water to evaporate faster. The boiling point doesn't move anywhere.

gasoline vapor burns rapidly, therefore, gasoline is most dangerous in hot dry weather, when vapor is readily formed. on the other hand, when it is cold outside, it is fairly safe.
as kids, my cousin and i flicked lit matches into a can of gasoline in the garage. each one was extinguished when it hit the liquid gasoline. thank god it was winter.

Most explosives in pure form are crystals. Sensitive ones explode if you break the mm sized crystals, I think, because the bonds that hold the crystals together are stronger than the bonds that hold the 'gases' to the molecule.

Also, TNT. Pure TNT is quite stable. In the war, soldiers would burn blocks of it to cook food. Bad idea, but because burning aromatic compounds releases carcinogens. There was a joke that you shouldn't try and stamp the fire out.
Also, C4 is a mixture of TNT, RDX and aluminium powder.
The aluminium powder I theorise (I don't actually know) increases the temperature of the explosion while it explodes, causing a greater explosion, due to some chemical principles that I don't wish to go into (mainly in fear of being grossly wrong.)
C4 is more explosive than pure TNT or pure RDX. Or TNT and aluminium powder.
Military scientists mixed them up in different compositions to find the optimal ratios, and C4 was made.

>>2561839
No. The boiling point actually decreases. It's not intuitive, but things on the nano-scale are very different.

>>2561791
this only happens if you get stabbed IN THE LUNGS.

talking about making things that explode makes women like you

Regarding things that go boom:
AK47 Muzzle velocity: ~750 m/s
C4: ~8500 m/s
Shrapnel from grenades/artillery: upto 7000 m/s
This means that shrapnel cuts your arms and legs of and shit. However, shrapnel is not aerodynamic, far from it, thus shrapnel looses it speed extremely quickly, resulting in harmless pieces of metal landing at your feet like 100m and beyond (from the initial explosion)

Most grenades are "defensive" grenades meaning that you have to take cover after throwing one because otherwise you will get shrapnel in your fucking face.

Concussion grenades are NOT stun grenades, they are "explosive" grenades. Meaning that instead of a small charge and lots of metal, they have a really big charge and no metal. Casing is mostly plastic or really, really thin metal. This results in practically no shrapnel and only a big-bada-boom.

I've HEARD that White-phosphorus is really, really poisonous, is this true? Yay smoke grenades that fucking kill.

>>2561873
Women like explosions more than men.

Proportions of the monolith in 2001 : 1*4*9

this is the best beer. 8.1% alcohol. 3 of these 24 oz. cans should have u eliminated

>>2561884
lemmie just clarify. that 3 dollars to end your mind. and that is good

welders have been killed thinking it is safe to weld empty fuel/chemical tanks. the remaining vapors blew them up. one way to evacuate the vapors is to fill a tank entirely with a non-flammable liquid such as water.

>I've HEARD that White-phosphorus is really, really poisonous, is this true? Yay smoke grenades that fucking kill.

White phosphorous will melt your skin off. It's poisonous in the sense that dripping molten thermite onto your arm is poisonous.

Picture related, it's what you look like after touching white phosphorous.

most diesel cars will run on kerosene.

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.

>>2561741

It sounds ridiculous but he is right. You dont have to use karate chops though. The whole idea is to just not ball your hand into a fist to prevent injury to your hand. Using your palms will fuck someone up just as badly if you know what you are doing. You dont need a fist to hit the nose, ears, and throat. And this isnt just some karate bullshit some karate instructor tells you. I have several military defense / martial arts / street defense books lying around and I know its in a couple of them.

And lol at the ufc comment. You can see a punch coming. You know what kind of stance it takes to effectively punch someone. You cannot catch me about to shove the bottom of your nose straight up into your brain with the base of my palm because just seconds before this I had my hands up in what looks to be a sign of surrender. Doing this just once is going to bring you more pain and destruction than a hand full of punches ever could.

This makes sense now doesn't it? :)

Think about an explosion. Starting from a central point, an explosion blows everything outwards, away from that central point. The bigger the explosion, the more force with which everything is propelled away from that central point.

So what's left?

One big, ugly vacuum.

What do big, ugly vacuums do?

They make everything in the vicinity come hurtling back towards them.

White chocolate isn't chocolate.

>>2561902
OPERATOR OPERATOR!

TELL US ABOUT DEPLETED URANIUM!

>>2561922
Urgh. Explosions are expanding gases. The bit in the middle would be where the gases tried to expand first. They couldn't so they go elsewhere. The middle of the explosion is actually where there's the most gaseous matter. Where the air is the most dense.

>>2561918
No. You're delusional. You can't drive someone's nose into their brain, moron. This is shit kids say in 2nd grade. Seriously, it doesn't happen, you've never done it, and "karate chops" have never been effective in anything resembling a real fight. Straight punches are much more effective.

>>2561930
It's a slightly radioactive heavy metal.

Imagine DU as lead, except with a bit of [relatively] harmless alpha and beta radiation.

>>2561930
Depleted Uranium.
It's the uranium that's left over after they've extracted all the radioactive uranium from it. It's not any more radioactive than background radiation. It's a really dense metal, so it's great for armour-piercing rounds. Also, when hit into a tank, the DU round sheds layers like an onion as it expends its kinetic energy into the tank. Result is better penetration.
Reason that people bitch about it being used on farmland is heavy metal poisoning. Now that is real. The uranium, like lead, will go into the water, and into the plants. People eat it and pretty much die horribly.

However, the people inside the tank don't fare much better. They were splattered by near-liquid uranium hitting them in the face at high speed.

>>2561918
Oh yeah, also, palm strikes aren't karate chops, and they aren't used in standup fights because it effectively reduces your range by 3-4 inches, and is much less likely to open a cut than knuckles.

If you want to disable someone quickly and effectively, either cup your hands slightly, and clap them over their ears, hard. The pressure you suddenly iniflict upon their eardrums will either burst them, or render them in great pain, and with a loud ringing in their ears. Fun fun fun.

Alternatively, use the heels of your palms, and clap their temples. Bang.

the female cuckoo lays its eggs on nests of other bird species

December 25 is the festival of the sun

>>2561506,
both holes are for both peeing and orgasm, however the littler of the two holes is annoying. Imagine an exclamation point.. the regular urethra is a slit, the other one is a small dot under it. Unfortunately, the little secondary hole is nearly useless and only leaks precum or urine EXACTLY when I don't want it to. Bonus, however: A small extra 'meatus' area under my main urethra and meatus which is sensitive to stimulation and leaks precum, which my girlfriends have all loved to lick. <3


I loll'ed at >>2561570

>>2561850

The aluminium powder acts as a catalyst, lowering the minimum energy required for a reaction.

>>2561856
Boiling point is when the tension reaches the outer pressure. Just because you put the molecules so far from each other that they can't interact with each other (bringing them into gas phase) doesn't do anything with the boiling point.

there are only two mammals that lay eggs
platypus and echidna

>>2561918

Please for the love of god tell me you're trolling

>>2561884

Underage b&
Pointing out the flaws in other peoples posts will give you more rep, even if you don't contribute to the thread whatsoever

>>2561995
Thought it was something like that. The only two things it could do is either provide energy, or lower the activation energy so that less energy is actually needed.
However, a homogeneous solid catalyst seems strange to me.
Do you know the mechanism of action?

>>2561978
in what culture, faggot

Actually, foobar, foo, and bar are just random variables often used in programming examples/guides/tutorials

>>2562020 or lower the activation energy so that less energy is actually needed

That's what a catalyst does.

the fucking of a billion hookers begin with a single squirt

>>2561956

No one is forcing you to use karate chops, failtroll. Flail your fists however you want, just dont shit up this awesome thread any more with your yapping :)

>>2562031
>FUBAR means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair/Recognition
>FUBAR
>U

i have had 2 people call me to hang out tonight. i receive more stimulation from beer music and 4chan than them.

>>2562031
Foxtrot uniform bravo alpha romeo.

Just giving you a hint where the term comes from.

>>2562047
I'll flail my fists into your ugly face, you don't tell me what to do, boy.

>>2562047
obvious troll couldn't be more obvious.

Try shrooms, E, and weed.

You won't be disappointed.

>>2561817
The only good information I got from this thread.
Thank you, Yakko!

>>2562011
Look. The boiling point decreases the smaller the particles get. It's not a difficult concept. Nano-scale phenomenon are different from macro scale ones.

>>2562080
try ecstasy if you want to become dependent on methamphetamine, cocaine, or some other shit drug, because ecstasy is notoriously impure

>>2562071
calm down
mmmmmoooooooootblockk

>>2562102
Ecstasy is usually contaminated with DXM, as it is a byproduct of the process used to create it. I don't know why anyone would contaminate it with cocaine, because coke is much more rare and expensive.

as we all know
taken from 4chan's bible itself: Fight Club
soap and gasoline makes napalm

>>2562071
>>2562074

'obvious troll' spars in a boxing ring with boxing gloves during his free time. You are preaching to the quire as well as unable to tell the difference between literal and figurative meaning. Now please, stop shitting up the thread. Its not a debatable subject. :)

>>2562102
Yes. Dependent on something you don't know you have just had. Brilliant.

Also, http://www.pillreports.com/

before I scrolled down all the way, that explosion cloud looked like a burnt tater-tot.

>>2561703

Dicks, I thought it was the other way around. Fuck.

>>2562152
NO
EXTERNAL
SOURCES

>>2562149
Wtf is a "quire"?

if you go out of a store and the alarm sounds off it is not a valid reason to stop you and check your bags and assume you stole

This is West Point.

It is not particularly random. In fact, it is quite a calculated place.

Of course, you could say that posting a picture of West Point is random. But since this thread is about randomness already, can this post still be considered random? And if not, then surely posting a calculated post in a thread about randomness can be considered random.

Guys, I'm, like, so high right now. I gotta go find some cookies.

Fact: Cookies are almost always delicious. There are exceptions, but this is always a good rule of thumb to go by.

>>2562102
You can buy testing kits relatively cheaply that analyse substances for MDMA content and common adulterants. There are also sites where people report bad pills as has already been stated.

>>2562011
You should keep an open mind, instead of claiming to know something you don't.

>>2562181
Yes, it is. Its called merchants privilege, or merchants statute, and they have every right to stop you. Actually, theres a few places where they cant, but for the most part, your statement is false.

I know I can
(I know I can)
Be what I wanna be
(Be what I wanna be)
If I work hard and if
(If I work hard and if)
I be where I wanna be
(I be where I wanna be)

>>2562179

I think what he meant was quiche.

Preachin' to the quiche sounds pretty cool, now that I think about it.

>>2562192

Wait, seriousIy?

Tell me more.

>>2562230
oh well don't believe me if you don't want to

admittedly it probably does vary from one place to another seeing as how all the states in America have different laws and I come from canada

but were not allowed to prove anything here hehe

>>2562149
dude, it's choir.

>>2562184

You seem awesome. I'm drunk right now and that made me larff.

>>2562230

The USA is not the world.

>>2562275
http://www.eztest.com/shop/ like from here, for example. I don't actually take e but a friend of mine does and she finds them to be accurate and useful.

>>2562309
No, but it's all the good bits.

Girls like girth

To treat a laser wound, you should make sure any clothing over the wound is carefully peeled away before attempting any further treatment is attempted. The wound will have instantly cauterised due to the heat of the weapon, so bleeding is not an issue. The body going into shock, however, is. Elevate the legs to make sure a sufficient blood supply reaches the vital organs.
The more you know.

>>2562298

Dude, you correct an anonymous persons spelling on the internet to feel better about yourself! How sad is that? Color...colour...How many times are you going to stick your foot in your mouth before you give up? :)

When your dick gets stuck in the zipper open the freezer and stand there wiggling your dick around, hopefully you'll be able to save what little there is to save of your dick.

>>2562315

Fucking expensive though, eh?

Does your friend know how many uses these kits are good for?

>>2562431
I've been following these embarrassing attempts at... Well, embarrassing. I pity failtroll anon.

20 million kids are eaten by bats every second

That high pitched noise you someimes hear in your ears is called tinnitus

>>2562514
i think you made that up anon but i might be wrong

Just off the top of my head:

- When modeling in 3DS Max, DO NOT scale any of your objects. You can only scale at the vert level. If you fail to heed my warning then you will have severe problems doing any sort of rigging or even setting up lights in your scene.

- No 3D package is really better than another. Each one has strengths and weaknesses that the other doesn't have.

- 99% of the people on all online communities have no idea what the fuck they're talking about (although if they say your art sucks it probably does. Sorry).

- Most (3D) art schools are bullshit. It's common for only one student per class to ever find a job in the industry within a year. It's not due to a lack of jobs, it's just that they aren't being trained properly.

- For Widows XP (and maybe Vista?) users: Start-> Run-> type in "msconfig" Lots of interesting stuff to turn on/off in there (including what will load at boot).

>>2562514
Best fact in the thread.

moteblock

>>2562149

I'M A REAL BOXER I'M A REAL FIGHTER I DO MMA I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP

SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

A shoal (shoal? Pack?) of Pirahna can strip a cow to the bone in a matter of seconds.

>>2562645
I want to spectate this.

Does that count as a random fact?

>>2562430
I don't think you've ever seen a laser wound, nor are a doctor.

>>2562671
No, they can't. In a matter of hours? Yes.

In 2004 a material was fabricated that was only 1 atom thick.

This thread was[is?] pretty entertaining. sans the trolls.

I don't remember where, some university.

>>2562701
You have a head on your shoulders. Post shit.

fire can burn.
can i has my win

The photoreceptors (rods) on the periphery of your eye are more sensitive in low light conditions than those in the middle of the fovea (cones). They're not very good at detecting features, but pretty good for detecting movement. If you're trying to locate something that at night that isn't static, try looking out the corner of your eye rather than dead on.

Toothpaste contains a substance called sodium lauryl sulfate that tends to coat your sweet receptors and prevent sugars from binding to them. This is why orange juice tastes bad after you brush your teeth (only the bitter registers and not the sweet).

>>2562796
Holy shit, that second one is so useful.
Seriously, I love you anon.

*internet hug*

>>2562796
Why DOES it contain that stuff?

JANFU is a Joint Army-Navey Fuck Up

Why do I remember that?

>>2562796
>second fact

Holy fucking shit best thread ever

>>2561432

Wrong wrong wrong.
Gases form all through the intestines and in the inner body cavity, not just in the lungs. Lord, lrn2anatomy. The lungs are not two large bags, they are rather filled with many small sacs which in turn fill with air. You may, however, shove your screwdriver up your ass, you ignorant cunt.

>>2561515

You are the reason our prisons are full.

>>2561554

No no no. Directly in the mouth and pointed slightly upward. Destroy the reptile portion of the brain and your basic body functions will cease.

>>2562796
I'd guess the enhanced(?) peripheral vision is what makes people jumpy when they watch horror films

water is the only element that expands when it is in its solid form

mistletoe is a parasite

this thread dosent have to be about punching and explosives.

scorpions give live birth.

albert einstein was jewish.

I've got one; If you take hot showers, put soapy water on the mirror before you take the shower. This will prevent the mirror fogging up. But it's a bit to clean off dry soap.

Here's another supposed one; To *properly* wash your face, fill a sink with hot water. Insert your face for a while, 5-10 minutes. This will open your pores. Apply whatever face washing cream you have, and finish off with cold water to close your pores.

>>2562916
>is the only element
>water
>element
Listen to this man, he knows many facts.

ITT: lies, half-truths, and misconceptions

>>2561769
>>2561786

This can easily be alleviated by putting a wooden skewer or even a spoon into the water. Just don't touch the spoon as soon as you take it out.

When equipped with a 3.7cm Pak36, your best chance of taking out a T-34 is to aim at the turret. Its cast iron and rings loudly whenever hit, forcing the crew to surrender or go deaf.

>>2562916
There are certain metal alloys that expand as they cool.

The plastic tops to bottles are not recyclable.

Gun-metal is a copper-tin alloy.

>>2562923
>>fill a sink with hot water. Insert your face for a while, 5-10 minutes.
>>water, face, 5-10 minutes.
I think I'll let you demonstrate that one.

>>2562916
Einstein also married his cousin, and his parents were cousins.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

>>2562916
Water is not an element. Gallium, Germanium, Antimony, and FUCK YEAH BISMUTH all expand upon solidification.

>>2563217
Wrong. It's a different type of plastic, and thus has to be recycled through a different process. This won't happen if the cap is still screwed onto the bottle - you have to remove it.

This comment is certified original.

The can opener was invented before the can.

The pancake was invented before the frying pan.

>>2563342
I don't believe you are telling the truth.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

>>2563407
She was a pretty hot bird.

>>2561578
thermite ftl

>>2562916

SHIT! i mean substance! SUBSTANCE! realy did i swear!

The red on a barbershop pole is symbolism for blood.

Horseshoe crabs have copper based blood, which causes it to be blue. Their blood is also used in medicine to test for harmful bacterias and such.

The families on House hunters have already bought their house before the show is filmed. The show just chooses 2 other houses to film.

>>2563388
You're free to look it up yourself, but posting references is not the point of this thread.

>>2562954
ITT : COOL STORY BRAH

In an electrical wire, the average speed of movement of electrons is in the order of a few millimetres per second. The electrical charge, however, moves at anything up to 95% of light-speed, depending upon the material the wire is made of (it's about 70% in copper, for example).

>>2563343
What was the can opener used for before the can was invented then?

Tank firing computers have a function programmed into them that prohibits the firing of a shell at a certain angle because at that angle the shell would fall right back down and destroy the tank (presumed to be moving forward in the direction the shell was fired [the angle of stupidity for a stationary tank would be 90 degrees above horizontal, of course]).
One of the compounds of FUCK YEAH BISMUTH is the active ingredient in Pepto Bismol (and is responsible for the "Bis" in its name).

>>2563434
This is because barbers also used to perform surgery, the red and white striped poles representing blood and bandages. In Italy young boys would be castrated at a barber's (to produce castrati singers - grown men with high-pitched voices) so as to avoid prosecution after the procedure was outlawed by claiming it was a terrible haircut-related accident.

Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.

Symptoms of both yeast infections and herpes for women are vaginal tears.

"Mariah" apparently means something terrible in Swahili. My teacher won't tell us what.

>>2562861
wouldn't large puncture wounds in the chest & abdomen still help the gases of putrefaction vent?

also, nail polish remover is a good solvent/cleanup for any crazy glue (cyanoacrylate-based)

>>2563343
it is exactly the opposite. cans were invented almost 40 years before can openers. Originally, the intention was that soldiers would open their canned rations with bayonets, but doing so was usually so unwieldy that they'd end up just shooting the cans in frustration. The original can opener was sort of a bent bayonet looking thing that was issued during the American civil war, then there was the claw shaped can opener, which was not that much of an improvement. When you bought cans back then, somebody at the store would open the can for you and you'd have to eat it quick, kind of defeating the purpose of the can. The clamp style can opener with the gear and bladed wheel was invented in Nazi Germany, and was discovered by the original spy whose name I forget, the guy who later hung out with Ian Fleming and inspired james bond, while he was in a concentration camp. He realized he could make a fortune with the can opener since it was presumably only patented in Germany, so he stole one and took it with him when he escaped, and in fact, made tons of money with it. He also was the father of cryptography and helped crack the enigma code. Also - he was a Canadian, and probably the second most bad ass guy in world war two. The most bad ass of course being that British guy who fought with a bow and arrows plus a claymore and carried bagpipes in to battle.

Apparently, 90% of people on /r9k/ are chemists.

>>2563512
>>2563588
LOL, trollled.

/r/ing archive on this epic thread.

"Photographic memory" is also known as "Eidetic memory", those of you who have it now know it forever.

>>2563662
Very bad chemists.

>>2563671
the classic defense of somebody who says something stupid on 4chan.
LOL I TROL U, typed angrily through a mist of tears.

>>2563689

I lol'd hortily.

>>2563689
laughed so hard

>>2563689
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Better luck next time. SLUGHEADS!

- In 2001, it became possible to synthesize diamonds in a lab.

- Bosco is the very first cartoon character to speak. Mickey Mouse, to this day, imitates his voice.

- Peter Cullen, who is best known as the voice of Optimus Prime is the very first person to provide a voice for Mario.

- Boxing is the strongest martial art in terms of defence.

- Bananas do not grow on trees.

>>2561879
naw dude, white phosphorous (aka willie pete) just burns at extremely high temperatures really quickly. its one of the least stable chemicals in the world as it ignites when exposed to oxygen. not to fuck around with

lol mega enis v sijnh i wonder if u can buy pny cux it prettyu

>>2563512
Do they take into account wind? A shell fired at 90 degrees will not fall back onto a stationary tank if there is any wind at all.

>>2563799
Boxing's great of defending against punches, if you're wearing gloves.

Otherwise? Not so much.

Tea Tree oil is a guaranteed way to get stubborn remnants of stickers off of jewel cases. Now you can stop cursing your local stores for putting those godawful promotional stickers on there.

OP needs to learn the difference between low and high explosives.

Also, people saying that dynamite and TNT are the same thing make me rage so hard.

Don't pee in bleach, one you just ruined your bleach, and two your pee has ammonia in it which reacts with the chlorine to make hydrazine

Eating chocolate while chewing gum causes the bonds in the gum to break down, making it melt.

you can make diamonds from tequila.

>>2564037
i have to fucking try this

>>2564003
dynamite = nitroglycerin mixed with a diatomic earth?

Tnt= tri-nitro-toluene?

During a porn video shoot, there are girls off camera whose sole job is to suck off the guys who are supposed to appear on camera so the guys can stay hard. These girls are called "fluff girls" or "fluffers"

chewing gum while smoking tobacco means a definitely higher risk of cancer

chewing gum while smoking weed means a definitely higher degree of fun

>>2563434

The blue represents Mu blood, a race that lives in an alternate dimension of Earth and is only separated from humans by a genetic marker called the Mu phase.

>>2564370

Go away RahXephon, I love you and all but this is for useful facts.

>>2561398
Huh that was on spiderman