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12/26/08(Fri)19:36:54 No.2562032  I was in a class with a girl last year.
She
was the sweetest, friendliest girl in class, plus really shy and quiet.
She'd almost never raise her hand or say anything, but when she did it
blew me away even though I was supposed to be the nerd, she was that
smart.
I transferred to another school, but I missed her a lot
and was very sad because I'd missed my chance to be with her. So I
convinced my classmates to hold a reunion party, and even though I'm
very introverted, I made an agreement with myself that I wouldn't leave
the party before I'd asked her to be my girlfriend :3
At the
party, everything was great, my mates and I were just maxing and
relaxing all cool. I was sure I could feel The Vibes from The Girl.
She'd even brought another chick with her who was really cool too. I
was just waiting for a chance to catch her without her friend so that I
could tell her how I felt, and though nervous, I knew if I did not do
it, I would die a regretful, bitter old man.
About four or five
hours into the party I was getting slightly buzzed. Not drunk, simply
just the optimal state of being for picking up the wimminz. The Girl
and her friend were gone, so I went over to the fridge to grab another
round of beers for me and the dudes, when I glance to my left and see
The Girl of my future making out with the other chick in the wardrobe,
like a python swallowing a baby deer, all raunchy and stuff. I was
totally dumbstruck, and could only stand there and gape while they were
having mouth-sex all over that wardrobe. The thing that snapped me out
of it was one of the guys who had gone to get a beer himself, had come
upon the scene, and had promptly started laughing, drunkenly and
loudly. I did the manly thing and kind of mumbled that he should shut
up, shuffled him back to the table and got pissed until I
projectile-vomited all over the garden, after which I got drunk again
and repeated this, several times.
tl;dr: Lesbians can be pretty cool :( |
