I don't know what to feel...Astonishment that you actually took the time to type all of that, or pity that you actually took the time to type all of that in order to achieve some form of respect from people online whom you will never met at all in real life.
No, scratch that. I feel pity.

But, yet, none will listen. No person will, upon reading this, leap up from his den and run to the nearest pub to meet a variety of interesting new friends. Nay, You'll simply sit there and fap or complain about things that don't affect you until you die.

In short, I hate anon, not for who he is, but who he could be, but won't.

>>2526283
I'm still feeling waves of pity for you.

>>2526254
>l don't know what to feeI...Astonishment that you actuaIIy took the time to type aII of that, or pity that you actuaIIy took the time to type aII of that in order to achieve some form of respect from peopIe onIine whom you wiII never met at aII in real Iife.

ohhai, you must be new to the internet.

>Also, stop metadiscussing things. It's annoying.

oh, the irony. oh, the delicious, delicious irony.

>>2526333
I think OP is a pretty clever guy, probably an accomplished troll.

>>2526347
suck my fuckin dick, dickIickin fag

op is a shepherd that shall receive no flock

he shall instead herd sage, in every field

Cool philosophy, Bro

>>2526254
>>2526313
Dude, this took me like five minutes to write. Seriously, I can spout pataphysical bullshit all day. It's part of being a Taoist.

bamp

mootcockss;s;dlek;lkel

Cool. OP is like a wise old dude or some shit. I actually kinda respect anons incredible cruelty. In a world that demands you to play nice, it's awsome to go to a place that lets you spit whatever horrible things you want.

>>2526535
Really? cool. I like you, anon.

obvious troll is obvious

>Also, stop metadiscussing things. It's annoying

I'm surprised no one else got that

I complain about the gay marriage debacle, which does affect me. Does that count?

I won't run up to the nearest pub, but that's because it's almost 3:00 AM and below zero. I largely agree with you, though.

naw, anon is a reflection of humanity at its most honest.

don't be so harsh and judgmental mr. troll

life is about learning and we're all constantly learning more, like how we were arrogant about ridiculous, inconsequential things and trusted our ability or worthiness as critics far too much.

>>2526852
Anon is many things, but he is not honest. He will lie to you, say sweet things, in attempts to manipulate you to your end. He lies about his age, he lies about his height, he lies about his body, he lies about his own words.

Anon is many things, but honest is not one of them.

Stop personifying anon. It's a sweeping generalization, and although perhaps some of us believe that's the way to perceive the world, unfortunately it's ultimately an incorrect view. Anon is a loose consortium of individuals, not a single entity. Of course there's going to be a mix of douches and cool bros.

>>2526892
Ah, but sweeping generalizations only exist because they are true. If you consider yourself the same sort of anon I'm referring to, then that's you. I am not responsible for the way you choose to interpret my writing.

>>2526918
>sweeping generalizations only exist because they are true

Mmkay. So all generalizations are true. Lemme put that in my back pocket real quick. Now I've got a trump card to win any idiotic argument.

Mmm... Good job troll, you beat me.

>>2526918
Answer my bloody question. Is complaining about things that do directly affect you all right?

10/10 for sheer balls.

>>2526939
Yes, you'll find that the sooner you stop questioning my generalizations, the sooner we'll get along.

>>2526951
I don't see why it isn't. Unless you weren't intending to get married any time soon anyway.

>>2526960
I must bow before my master. I still think you're a jerk for using a tripcode, though.

>>2526889
does a dog have the buddha's nature?

humans are dishonest, how could a person be them self in an honest way without being dishonest?

your mind is young and inexperienced.

>>2526965
Also, is fighting for things on behalf of other people a bad thing? And if so, why?

Op is a chink from 2chan.

>>2526976
Well, if "fighting" means standing outside and waving signs for a few hours, you're probably better off staying at home. Civil disobedience is where it's at.

>>2526977
human beings are dishonest, as such, the way of honesty is closed to them except in the rare cases of attachment to a similar soul. I do not believe that Anon has this attachment to anyone.

>>2526970
Honest? I don't usually. Only when I feel like bugging people. Or I forget to take it off.

>>2526998
Ching Chong Nip Fong =D

oh, right, people have said this

>>2527017
HASO HASO HASO.
HERRO DER MR TRORR.

>>2527013
when a person is rude to you they are being honest towards you. when they forget a date or to return a phone call, they are being honest, even if they apologize.

you should go meditate upon these thoughts.

>>2527029
They are not being honest, they are being subversive. True honesty necessitates a frank exposition of feeling. an honest person would pick up the phone and say "I do not wish to talk to you, you are a faggot" Or "I do not want to go on a date with you because I think you smell like fish." Rudeness is subjective, but is indeed a hallmark of honesty. There's passive, and there's passive aggressive. yours is the latter.

weren't you just pleading for /r9k/'s respect a few hours ago? hahahahhaha. suck shit op

>>2527047
Honesty =/= Being an asshole

Learn some tact.

>>2527047
their actions are the epitome of honesty. far more honest than words. you expect far too much from others who, unlike you, are unenlightened and still feel the pull of social obligations. as a master it is your responsibility to be compassionate towards them and their foolishness.

>>2527058
this anon proves my point.

go meditate upon the fact that anonymous is an accurate reflection of society in all of it's seemingly flawed ways, worthy Tao

>>2527058
You didn't actually read that thread, did you?

>>2527060
Tact is a way to legitimize dishonesty in a social context. You can lie your pants off if you (and others) deem it to be socially acceptable as tact. You're quite right that assholery does not equal honesty, however, sometimes, in order to be honest, you must be an asshole. Such is the truth of life. You may not control the perceptions or reactions of those around you, but you can control your own. You can choose whether to take the path you feel most righteous or of least resistance.

>>2527064
My compassion only stretches as far as people who are unable to act to better themselves. Those who know the path they should follow, and yet deny it, have little sympathy from me. But I see your point. It is probably the best way they can express their true feelings.

>>2527099
But where are the jocks? where are the successful people? where are the myspace whores, desperately hoping someone will notice them? No, i do not see anon as a cross section of society. It is more like a wedge of the pie of people, a portion of potentates from a particular group.

>>2526195
>>2526283

As if you're any better.

>>2527128
the jocks are the ones saying EPIC in the school yard. the myspace whores are on /b/.

everyone that posts anonymously anywhere is now a part of anonymous. it is like the concept of null and is contained in every set on the internet, for now.