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    49 KB Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:22:13 No.2498180  
    Alright robots, I have a perfect idea for Obama's foreign policy, planning to solve several problems at the same time, and it all revolves around one country

    Cuba

    So, step by step:
    1) Reopen all diplomatic and economic ties with Cuba
    2) Cuban relations put us on better terms with Latin and South American countries. Look to counter recent Russian and Chinese influences
    3) Increases taxes on businesses which export jobs to China, lower taxes on business which export to Cuba
    4) Aforementioned #3 decreases money sent to China, and therefore Africa and the Middle East, keeping the world that much more secure

    Win - freakin - win baby
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:24:01 No.2498183
    Would lose him Florida in 2012 though.
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:24:59 No.2498184
    AND IT ALL CRUMBLES INTO ONE FUCKING ASSHOLE OF A YOUNG GIRL
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:26:43 No.2498190
    ITT: We pretend Cuba is important in any way.
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:28:07 No.2498195
    >>2498190
    no no no, the point here is to make Cuba important, to turn it into the next workshop of the world while depowering the current one
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:31:32 No.2498210
    >>2498195
    It's time to stop posting now.
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:37:51 No.2498230
    >>2498210
    i guess some people just dont understand the complexities of foreign policy
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:40:33 No.2498240
    >>2498230
    YOU don't know the intricacies of foreign policy
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:46:42 No.2498257
    i like this plan for 2 reasons
    1. Cuba doesnt deserve to still be treated like this
    2. We cant wipe china off the face of the face of the earth so this is the next best thing
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:49:11 No.2498269
    1. Build missile shield.
    2. Launch nukes at every country.
    3. ????
    4. PROFIT!
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:50:53 No.2498279
    >>2498180
    it's too late for counterrevolution in cuba

    fucking americans are retarded - if they hadn't blockaded the shit out of cuba and went in with mcdonald's and shit before fidel set up socialism and it actually worked there for a surprise despite the blockade, now you wouldn't have to find incredibly retarded apologetics as to why they're EBIL KOMMIEZ
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:51:10 No.2498282
    OP is a cuban faggot
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:51:12 No.2498283
    This will somehow end in shit anyway, since companies will now be raping Cuba.

    However, I agree with reopening all diplomatic and economic ties with Cuba. I hate to use one of Obama's catch phrases, but it's time to take a 21st century approach to Cuba. Enjoy being constipated over probably the least threat to America.
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:51:19 No.2498284
    >>2498257
    an understanding robot
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)09:59:38 No.2498315
    1. legalize marijuana
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)10:11:46 No.2498370
    So, ya wanna fix America's foreign policy? Energy independence.

    Weaning off foreign oil should be America's top priority. More than 80% of your energy comes from fossil fuels, and most of that is oil. While I think you should be allowed to drill for oil in your own country, if you think it will suffice, get real. You need to develop real energy alternatives. You are a pioneer in nuclear power, you have the technology, so use it for God's sake. Keep buildan hybrids and electric cars.

    Don't think you still have to deal with shitty dictatorships and countries that hate you for whatever oil and other energy resources you need.

    Fact: You purchase most of your energy from Canada, and Canada is your largest oil supplier. Even Mexico exports more oil to America than Saudi Arabia.

    Source: http://www.energy.gov/news/6686.htm
    Source: http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/aer/txt/ptb0504.html

    Fact: Canada and Australia can and has produced about half of the world's uranium supply, and Australia alone holds almost 30% of the world's reserves.

    Uranium production: http://www.uxc.com/fuelcycle/uranium/production-uranium.html
    Uranium supply (scroll down): http://world-nuclear.org/education/uran.htm

    Decrease your oil consumption significantly and you can still deal with your REAL friends and allies to help meet your energy demands. Then give the finger to OPEC and have a nice day.

    If you can't see why this will improve America's foreign image, just think about the countless people who have suffered and died because they lived on top of an oil reserve.

    Now, America is still a superpower and an empire of sorts (inb4 everything), so by definition cutting your oil addiction won't stop America from fucking shit up, but it will help immensely.
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)10:13:52 No.2498380
    >>2498370
    this robot is also quite wise
    >> Pretentious. You proletarians make me sick! A fine tripfag of European descent. !nzcH8FLamA 12/20/08(Sat)10:18:37 No.2498402
    >>2498370
    >Australia alone holds almost 30% of the world's reserves.

    Obama:
    -2: You traded with our worst enemies
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)10:26:52 No.2498429
    how is australia your worst enemies?

    Australia doesnt do jack shit, we are the quiet kid in the corner who acts all friendly but isnt quite cool enough to be part of the "cool" kids group
    >> Anonymous 12/20/08(Sat)10:28:11 No.2498433
    >>2498380
    It's also copypasta.
    As I hope this isn't. Ahhh, flow of conciousness ramblings to appease the overlord!


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