I could get a job teaching freshmen Java without knowing shit about the language if I have some sort of ongoing research and at least a graduate degree.

the first dinosaur fossil was thought to be remains of a scrotum

Kellogg's Cereal was invented because it was thought a high starch diet would prevent masturbation. This was necessary because masturbation shortened your lifespan according to Kellogg.

some students were upset that they were teaching evolution at my university. also, i learned a bunch of stuff that i later forgot

Freshmen Girls love Sophomore Sig Ep Brothers.

>>2495760
I don't believe you. You're full of it.

We would know very little about how the human body reacts to cold temperature were it not for the Nazi experimentation during the holocaust.

>>2495833
Don't forget the Japanese unit 731 that also did lots of this and other fun things.

I learned that there are a lot of people in college and very few people that should be in college.

I learned the signs of when I'm going to vomit after too much drinking. I'm trying to learn how to stop before then.

>>2495833

This is what we should be using depressed, suicidal people for.

Hey, it gives them a purpose in life, especially if they volunteer.

I learned sooooo much shit about the universe in astronomy. Such a fascinating class.

We learned about Leo Taxil in my French History class. He was a journalist and he basically trolled the French public in the 1890s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxil_hoax

More robots should appreciate him.

Native American culture is kickass.

Sex is awesome.

Calculus.

Chemistry is fucking awful.

I need to go on a vision quest to fulfill my ancestry.