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  • hang in there, fella

    File :1229616423.jpg-(132 KB, 786x1137, gyg_se4.jpg)
    132 KB Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:07:03 No.2479146  
    Day - 1
    Time - 7.00am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - N/A
    Cash- $5

    You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock. God you hate that sound, everyday for the last 15 years it has awoken you and forced you to go to school. But today is different, your parents are out of town and wouldn't know if you didn't go to school or not. It's a cold January morning and the prospect of walking through the cold to get to school is less than appealing. Then again, Rachel will be at school, the memory of looking down her top in Chemistry the previous day causes a stirring in your underpants, you can picture her deep, heaving cleavage so clearly in your mind.

    What do you do?

    1. Go to school
    2. Stay at home and go back to sleep
    3. Stay at home, fap, then sleep
    4. Stay at home but get up
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:09:11 No.2479163
    i remember those. dr eek or whatever was the best
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:12:11 No.2479179
    STAY AT HOME FAP THEN GET UP DONT SLEEP CMON
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:12:39 No.2479183
    tits are calling, get moving (voted 1)
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:14:16 No.2479196
    yeah, go to school.

    I think I'm gonna like this thread.

    are we allowed to keep a hand on the previous page? Someone knows what I'm talking about
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:18:08 No.2479215
    >>2479183
    Reluctantly, you drag yourself out of bed and head to the bathroom, letting your erect penis poke through your pants without concern because you know you're home alone. After showering and dressing you sling your school-bag over your shoulder and head out into the freezing cold.

    You make your way down the road, shivering, you don't believe in wrapping up warm in cold weather and are in a t-shirt and jeans. Eventually you reach the bus-stop, and stand and wait. After a few minutes, a car pulls over and you glance inside to see Miss Fraser, the 21-year-old student teacher from your school. Her window goes down and she leans across to shout over to you.

    "Need a ride?" she asks.

    You're distracted by your rather pleasing view of her shapely breasts, a cross dangling between them from a chain, you envy its position.

    "Hello?" You snap out of it and Miss Fraser laughs, "I asked if you need a ride?"

    1. Accept and try to flirt with her
    2. Accept and sit there awkwardly
    3. "I'd better wait for the bus"

    Day - 1
    Time - 7.00am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - N/A
    Cash- $5
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:18:34 No.2479220
    You go to school

    SUDDEN DEATH- you get hit by a hippy mobile. You cannot continue your quest.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:19:06 No.2479225
    >>2479215
    forget to put in my trip but whatever
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:19:41 No.2479232
    >>2479215
    accept and flirt. Student teacher, so why not? what's she gonna do? stop and make me walk? whoop de shit.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:22:51 No.2479250
    >>2479215
    this is goosebumps, flirting is going to make you a prime target for the hidden moral adgenda of the authors. Just accept and sit quietly.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:24:21 No.2479257
    >>2479250
    yes, but this appears to be a /r9k/ version of goosebumps. I don't recall having raging boners in any scare yourself books when i was younger.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:25:09 No.2479262
    >>2479215
    voting 1. sex means everything.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:25:57 No.2479270
    >>2479215
    choose 2, better chance of getting to school
    >> sage 12/18/08(Thu)11:29:51 No.2479290
    Choose 2 let her make the moves
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:30:17 No.2479291
    >>2479215
    I vote for flirt flirt. The only reason for going to school was the promise of boobies.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:31:01 No.2479295
    Choose #2 Let that slut make the moves
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:31:04 No.2479296
    to be honest i'd just sit there awkwardly...
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:31:17 No.2479298
    >>2479232
    Day - 1
    Time - 7.40am
    Health - 90%
    Inventory - N/A
    Cash- $5

    You accept her offer graciously and get into the car, you do your best at a few feeble attempts to flirt with her but she doesn't seem particularly receptive. Then again maybe it's all down to you, after all you are pretty nervous. Maybe she's noticed the fact that your eyes keep dipping to glance at her tanned thighs every time she moves her legs.

    If anything it might be better to simply be content with what you've got. You don't remember ever talking to an attractive girl for this long before and just enjoying the view is a treat in itself. Then again, you'd be a living legend if you actually managed to fuck her.

    What do you do?

    1. Come on stronger
    2. Sit in silence for the rest of the journey, staring at her
    3. Make some excuse and walk the rest of the way to school
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:33:34 No.2479314
    >>2479298
    fucking hell, my health went down?

    ..well, the way I see it, i'll never run into her again, and if she rejects me, she can't really go blabing it to everyone, or she'll get fired.

    Lets become a legend. 1.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:34:42 No.2479323
    I'm going to vote 2 because I like to fuck up fictional peoples social experiences

    Also OP I'm curious as to why we've lost ten percent of our health
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:36:55 No.2479342
    >>2479298
    I vote we sit quietly, like a good student.
    Reward will come
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:38:32 No.2479352
    >>2479298
    Sit quietly, we might get a pity blow job.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:39:14 No.2479356
    >>2479298

    I vote 3. Maybe something interesting will happen on the walk to school.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:39:42 No.2479359
    >>2479298
    Come on stronger, because I wouldn't have the balls to IRL.

    also i hope this thread is still here in a few hours when i get back from classes.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:39:53 No.2479361
    >>2479356
    but you are going to be late for class.
    Shit will happen if you walk
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:39:55 No.2479362
    I vote to rape her. Damn let's be a legend in prison or something.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:43:06 No.2479388
    >>2479361

    Fuck class
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:43:28 No.2479391
    COME ON STRONGER!

    I was promised boobies and god help me I'm gettin' boobies.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:44:30 No.2479400
    >>2479298
    Day - 1
    Time - 7.45am
    Health - 100% (happy now fuckers?)
    Inventory - N/A
    Cash- $5

    Fuck it, people always regret the things they didn't do more than the things they did right? You have no idea how to go about it but you intend to make your move.

    "So," you say, "How have you liked your first taste of teaching so far?" As you ask the question you casually place a hand on her thigh and begin to gently stroke it with your thumb.

    The car screeches to a halt, "Get out!" she snaps.

    Obviously you still need to work on your technique but your feeling of embarrasment quickly turns to anger, how dare she treat you like this. She won't even give you a damn chance.

    You notice a pair of sharp scissors on the dash-board. It would be so easy to stab her right there and then, to plunge the scissors right between those amazing breasts that you'll never get to play with and make her pay, make all women pay.

    What do you do?

    1. Stab her and watch her die, she deserves it
    2. Say "come on you know you want it"
    3. Apologize and promise to behave
    4. Comply with her wishes and get out of the car
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:44:33 No.2479402
    >>2479298
    i vote 1

    dog burns in hell tonight.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:45:51 No.2479415
    >>2479400

    3. Anything else will end badly for us.
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/18/08(Thu)11:46:05 No.2479419
    For love of god I vote 1, let's rape her.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:46:26 No.2479422
    >>2479400

    2

    God dammit 2!

    I will have this woman!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:46:37 No.2479426
    >>2479400

    I vote 4, ignore the bitch and walk the rest of the time. Don't get that whore any attention.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:48:09 No.2479441
    >>2479400
    well shit. 15 mins to get to school... fuck it. apoligize. stabbing would only lead to possibly getting killed myself. walking might make me late.

    If I can be seen getting out of the car with her, I might gain some face still
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:48:53 No.2479445
    Yes! Finally someone else who agrees with me. /Vote RAPE
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:50:09 No.2479455
    >>2479400
    we cant get distracted, rachel is waiting for us at school. I vote 3
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:50:43 No.2479458
    2 plocks
    it's the logical thing to do
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:50:45 No.2479459
    >>2479402
    Day - 1
    Time - 7.47am
    Health - 101% (her lifeblood gives you strength)
    Inventory - scissors
    Cash- $5

    You decide to stab her. Why not? After all then you can have sex with her corpse. If you do it while she's still warm it might not be that bad. Your hand darts forward and grabs the scissors, before she can tell what's going on you plunge the scissors right into her chest. You relish in the look of shock and fear on her face as you pull the scissors out of her and pocket them. A splash of blood has gotten on your hand, you lift it to your face and lick it off savouringly, keeping eye contact with her as she looks on in horror before slumping forward and dying.

    With the pressure taken off the brake, the car begins to move and you quickly jump out, being sure to take the scissors with you as they have your fingerprints on them.

    You stand at the top of the hill and watch as the car picks up speed before crashing right into the side of a bus. There is a sizeable explosion and it's clear that others have been killed too.

    What do you do?

    1. Run and hide
    2. Turn yourself in to the police
    3. Go to school and act like nothing has happened, denying any knowledge of the incident
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:51:08 No.2479462
    >>2479400
    be more loser than you already are
    voting 2
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:00 No.2479470
    >>2479459

    Nobody voted to stab her. What the fuck have you done, man?
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:10 No.2479473
    I vote 1, 2 would be retarded and 3 impossible.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:13 No.2479475
    I am thinking that someone here has an overactive imagination. /Vote 3
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:37 No.2479476
    3. you'll be found if you hide.

    no one knows you were there.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:50 No.2479478
    >>2479459

    Fucking badass, I'd continue on this badass streak. So I'll vote 3.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:52:56 No.2479479
    >>2479459
    voting no 3.
    nobody suspects blood in hand because they are busy with calculus
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/18/08(Thu)11:53:35 No.2479486
    >>2479470
    >>2479445
    >>2479419
    >>2479402

    The first vote after OP's post was a 1, go figure.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:53:51 No.2479487
    >>2479459
    #3. Theres another chance at pussy at school
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:53:54 No.2479488
    three plocks
    it's the logical thing to do
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:55:53 No.2479506
    >>2479470
    ITS GOT A FUCKING LIFE OF ITS OWN

    RUN
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:55:58 No.2479508
    >>2479486

    One of those was for OP's previous post, one could have been but was probably for the killing, one of them wasn't clearly defined.

    Whereas 3 people clearly voted for 3.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:56:54 No.2479517
    vote 2

    bitch knows she dreams of my cock
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)11:57:44 No.2479527
    Normally I try to go with the first response but a lot of people voted 3 so...

    Day - 1
    Time - 8.00am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    Panicked you run from the scene, plotting to try and get out of the country as soon as you can when suddenly an idea occurs to you. Nobody knows you were there and if anyone asks you got the bus to school and don't know anything about what's happened. You take a deep breath and then turn around, beginning to walk in the direction of the school, everything just might be okay.

    A few minutes later you arrive at your classroom to find there are only a few other people there, it's still early and most people aren't in yet. Rachel, the only reason you're even in this situation, is sitting up on her desk texting someone on her phone.

    You stop dead in your tracks, taken aback by her stunning beauty. Her skirt is quite short and you catch a glimpse of her soft inner-thigh as she crosses her legs. She puts her phone down and tosses her head back, running a hand through her lustrous brown hair and sighing, her breasts heaving as she does so. She notices you're staring at her.

    What do you do?

    1. Say hi
    2. Wink at her
    3. Ignore her and go to your locker
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:58:03 No.2479528
    Me thinks we do it the mafia way by voting in the /vote <no.> format. This way the stor can continue with majority votes.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:58:46 No.2479536
    OH MISS FRASER OH!!! MISS FRASEEERRR OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! OHYEAH OHH!
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)11:58:53 No.2479537
    winkge. smug without being overbearing.

    unlike our car incident.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:58:59 No.2479538
    say hi to her.
    voting number 1, we're looking at a chance to bang!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)11:59:07 No.2479539
    /Vote 2. Make it an extra lusty wink.
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/18/08(Thu)11:59:31 No.2479541
    >>2479527

    /Vote 1. We will get some pussy today no matter what.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:00:13 No.2479548
    >>2479527

    I vote 2, the only reason you even went to school was to get some ass.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)12:00:56 No.2479551
    Also, bravo, A.M., for typing these out yourself.

    this is the level of content this board needs to maintain. original, entertaining, and interactive.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:01:06 No.2479552
    #1, girls love badasses. we've got this in the bag
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:03:25 No.2479569
    >>2479527

    4. run to the bathroom and wash the blood off of your hands. Then wipe the scissors down really good and find a good hiding spot for them. Now's not the time to be thinking with my dick, I just killed someone
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)12:04:32 No.2479579
    >>2479569
    right. Catches me staring, so I immediately turn and take off to the bathroom.

    not creepy at all...
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)12:04:46 No.2479581
    >>2479537
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.01am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    Uncharacteristically you wink at her, you don't know what's up with you today, you're normally such a shy retreating person but if this is what the new you is like then you're going to have some fun with it.

    Rachel, on the other hand, seems less impressed. She rolls her eyes and looks away, she could have anyone she wants, why the hell would she be interested in you?

    However, that same feeling of confidence continues to swell in your chest and you consider going over and talking to her.

    What do you do?

    1. Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? (Approach her)
    2. Give up and go to your locker
    3. Attract her attention then whip out your cock and fap away
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:06:40 No.2479592
    /Vote 3. Just to see what happens. And we still have the scissors if any cops show up.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:06:50 No.2479593
    >>2479581

    VOTE 1. I'M NOT LEAVING WITH A DRY DICK
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:06:56 No.2479598
    #3 is the correct answer
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:07:04 No.2479600
    1

    i need pusay
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:07:12 No.2479601
    >>2479581
    1. Fuck it, what's the worst that can happen? (Approach her)

    do et.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)12:08:19 No.2479614
    one. feelin ballsy. I just killed a bitch. I'm king of the fucking world.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:09:00 No.2479621
    Do you lose health if you fap?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:09:02 No.2479622
    One, if one fails, go three.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:09:10 No.2479623
    This better lead to an epic Bel-air
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:09:12 No.2479624
    >>2479581

    2, and while you're at your locker you can go to the bathroom and wash your hands. And then put the scissors someplace that isn't a cliche hiding spot, like go to the art room and put them there.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:09:36 No.2479630
    you missed a golden goosebump moment by not having Miss Fraser's heeled shoes click-clacking across the familiar hallways of my school, risen like the dead Lazarus ready to "edumacate" her class as if nothing happened
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:10:12 No.2479636
    >>2479527
    wink at her, i must get ass and tits today
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)12:10:34 No.2479639
    >>2479592
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.02am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    "Rachel!" you shout.

    She turns to look in your direction just as you unzip your trousers and let them fall to your feet. There is laughter for a few moments, before you drop your underpants and take hold of your cock. You slowly began to play with your penis, gently at first to awaken it, and as it grows larger you begin to tug on it more furiously.

    You approach a terrified Rachel with a mad look in your eye as others flee from the room, still working your hand up and down your throbbing member. She cowers as you're standing right over her and you start laughing. She moves to run away but you bar her way with your free arm and carry on working your magic.

    It occurs to you that she's so scared right now that she'd probably do whatever you tell her to.

    What do you do?

    1. Demand a blowjob
    2. Strangle her to death
    3. Flee the school and never return
    4. Demand she hands over her money and valuables
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:12:15 No.2479651
    >>2479639
    voting no 4!
    be unpredictable!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:12:21 No.2479654
    have miss fraser resurrected for bri/x/ shattingly epic win
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:12:37 No.2479656
    >>2479639
    lol all the options are now leading bad.
    i guess we might as well 1.,
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)12:12:56 No.2479657
    DEMAND BLOWJOB!!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:13:00 No.2479659
    #4 ROB THE BITCH WITH YOUR DICK.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)12:13:14 No.2479661
    well then, I think I'm done.

    I'm gonna sit back and watch now.
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:13:45 No.2479666
    /Vote 1 then 4 then 3 then 2. COMBOOOOO!!!!~~~
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:14:02 No.2479667
    >>2479639

    I vote 4. So that way later when the police come to arrest you, you can always say you got the scissors from her. Also make sure she has her fingerprints on them.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:14:11 No.2479668
    have rachel's vagina covered with razor sharp teeth
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:14:47 No.2479671
    4

    demand she gives you her underwear
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:14:57 No.2479673
    >>2479668
    teeth that are soaked in hydrochloric acid
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:16:54 No.2479690
    this is just a dream sequence
    Y'ALL JUST GOT TRAWLED
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)12:17:02 No.2479691
    COME ON OP!! I WANT MORE STORY!!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:17:54 No.2479699
    fuck you op, type faster
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:18:30 No.2479711
         File :1229620710.gif-(2 KB, 47x58, magic-arnold2.gif)
    2 KB
    >>2479639

    I knew I should've stayed home today
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:18:45 No.2479713
    i don't see any plot at all
    just one set piece thrown after another
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:19:03 No.2479715
    Fuck you anon, for fucking OP. Give him a break. He's writing fucking essays there!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:19:28 No.2479718
    >>2479711
    y'think this wouldn't have happened if you stayed at home
    lrn2divinepredestination
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:19:34 No.2479720
    >>2479711
    oh god arnold.
    oh god.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:20:05 No.2479727
    >>2479715

    Sorry Mr Namefag, we're just a little excited. Its not everyday you take off you pants and mug someone with your dick.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:20:06 No.2479728
    >>2479690

    inb4 we wake up in bed at 10:30am with cum all over our sheets
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:21:26 No.2479743
    Ok i shouldn't be doing this at all. It's fucking 1 here and i have work tmr.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:22:19 No.2479748
    >>2479743
    goes to show the power of curiosity
    don't let us down A.M!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:22:59 No.2479757
    >>2479743

    Same, but its 4am here. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:24:18 No.2479768
    >>2479743

    relax, namefag. you can ask the day off and enjoy the story.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)12:24:58 No.2479773
    >>2479651
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.35am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5
    "I just might kill you," you say with unfettered glee, switching hands and stroking her pretty face with the hand that had just been working your dick.

    Tears are now streaming down her face and her make-up is running, "Please don't," she sobs, "Please I'll do anything."

    "Well," you say, letting go of your cock, the look of terror in her face is far more satisfying than any orgasm, "Hand over your money and I just might let you live."

    She sniffs and is about reach for her purse when the bell rings. Impossible, could you really have had her in your clutches for half an hour already? Then again, time does fly when you're having fun.

    "If you tell anyone about this you're dead bitch," you hiss with just enough conviction that you're actually starting to scare yourself.

    You manage to get properly dressed a moment before Mr McManus comes into the room, following behind him is someone you've never seen before, an intoxicating little brunette in a tight pair of jeans and a "Rammstein" t-shirt that doesn't quite reach them, displaying a hint of the soft pale skin of her stomach.

    As the class takes their seats Mr McManus introduces her as Katrina, a German exchange student who will be with the school for the next 10 days. He asks for a volunteer to show her around and make sure she's okay.

    Does lightning strike 3 times in one day?

    1. Volunteer
    2. Remain quiet
    3. Make a Nazi joke
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:25:21 No.2479776
    >>2479757
    >>2479743
    I'd happily take over this thread if ever Adventureman ever gets weary of writing more yarns for you good people.
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:11 No.2479783
    This just goes to show that 4chan is way too addictive.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:21 No.2479787
    1.- volunteer

    do if fgt
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:21 No.2479788
    number 3 plocks. it's the only logical thing to do
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:34 No.2479789
    >>2479773

    3 and then 1.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:43 No.2479794
    NAZI JOKE
    >> Orinoco Joe !!Gl2vduNZkho 12/18/08(Thu)12:26:44 No.2479795
    >>2479773

    3. Nazis are funny.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:27:38 No.2479800
    >>2479773

    This one is obvious. Uno.
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:27:58 No.2479805
    /Vote 3. Everyone loves a nazi joke. Especially if they are about sheeps.
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)12:28:27 No.2479810
    VOLUNTEER< THE GERMANS ARE EASY LAY!!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:28:29 No.2479812
    1 through all this evil another shot at the vagoo apears
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:29:33 No.2479818
    3, Brotimus.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:29:45 No.2479820
    1, might as well rape this bitch, we already killed a bus full of kids and mugged a girl with our cock.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:30:52 No.2479832
    srsly. i thought this would be horror
    it turned out to be an anime style/ harem/dating sim
    story
    you people should be ashamed of yourselves!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:31:07 No.2479834
    >>2479773
    3 and 1, 3 and 1, 3 and 1!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:32:21 No.2479844
    >>2479832
    it be funnay
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:32:42 No.2479850
    >>2479773
    Number one please
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:32:50 No.2479852
    i hate you OP, stop masturbating to your own writings and post already
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:34:23 No.2479861
    What book is this and where can I download it??
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:34:27 No.2479862
    F5 F5 F5.. I hate you OP!!

    ..F5 F5 F5
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:34:45 No.2479865
    Yes, sticky fingers don't make for good typing
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:34:55 No.2479869
    >>2479773
    1.must...get...poon-tang.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)12:35:20 No.2479873
    >>2479789
    The best of both worlds

    Day - 1
    Time - 8.37am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    "Yeah," you say loudly, "Any volunteers to sit with Eva Braun at lunch?"

    The joke is too intellectual, your retarded classmates don't get it. Katrina, on the other hand, giggles and says "I want this one."

    Mr McManus, who was about to give you detention, looks stunned. "For serious?" he asks. Katrina nods so he turns to you and says, "Anon would you be up for that?"

    "Sure why not?" you shrug, "But tell her not to expect any action unless she shaves her armpits first."

    Now there is laughter from the retards in your class. Mr McManus ignores the comment and tells Katrina to go and sit down next to you.

    She smells even better than she looks and you think you're falling in love already, she clearly isn't a bitch like the hot girls in this country.

    What do you do?

    1. Impress her with your German
    2. Run your fingers through her hair
    3. Ignore her and try and get on with your work
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)12:36:53 No.2479882
    NUMBER 2!! She will be like, oh american boy i loves you i suck you off now
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:37:21 No.2479886
    /Vote 1. MY DOG'S GOT NO NOSE! HOW DOES HE SMELL? BAD!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:37:26 No.2479887
    >>2479873

    One, quickly followed by two.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:37:39 No.2479889
    >>2479873
    2, but not the hair on her head if you know what I mean
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:37:54 No.2479892
    1, donnerwetter!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:38:16 No.2479896
    >>2479873

    As I have said before, 3 and 1. Talk to her in German.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)12:38:17 No.2479897
    >>2479889
    the hair on her armpits? what?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:38:25 No.2479899
    3 nothing too forward or creepy,lets see how it goes
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:38:39 No.2479901
    >>2479873

    1 then 2. Throw down the mack daddy skillz on her.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:38:43 No.2479903
    >>2479873

    number two ! this sort of thing is charming i think
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:39:12 No.2479908
    why should she be impressed by being called as an accomplice to mass genocidE?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:39:24 No.2479911
    >>2479887
    This.
    Cool american boy always run fingers through hair.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:39:52 No.2479914
    Run you fingers through her hair
    OP why did our cash or inventory change we cock robbed the bitch and got nothing for it?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:39:54 No.2479915
    >>2479908
    shes obviously an intelligent girl and therefore knows that the holocaust is a lie
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:40:27 No.2479921
    >>2479897
    yes I have a huge armpit hair fetish
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:43:13 No.2479941
    2. Run your fingers in her pussy
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:44:29 No.2479952
    OP I am impressed so far, however, hurry up since I am getting slightly bored.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:46:22 No.2479964
    Imponier ihre mit deine deutsch!
    >> Swatter !!5jazraQ/pqQ 12/18/08(Thu)12:46:49 No.2479969
    I vote for 2. Just to see her reaction. You're on fire today, so what do you have to lose? You just fucking fapped in front of the whole class.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:47:52 No.2479975
    We're gonna need a number one here boss. Because we're gonna fake this German shit, all convincin' like too.
    >> Swatter !!5jazraQ/pqQ 12/18/08(Thu)12:48:59 No.2479980
    I have a better idea. Whisper sensual words in german into her ears while dragging your fingers into her hair.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:49:10 No.2479982
    >>2479941
    this this this for the love of god this
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:50:34 No.2479996
    >>2479980
    >>2479982
    combine the two :P
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:52:38 No.2480009
    WHERE DID OP GO ANON IS GETTING ANXIOUS
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:53:01 No.2480014
    >>2479873

    Its been 15 minutes, recon someone should take over?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:53:20 No.2480019
    >>2480009

    Have some appreciation for on-the-spot, more-than-mediocre writing. Christ.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:53:56 No.2480023
    anon post!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:54:00 No.2480024
    >>2480019
    be quiet OP, and get back to making our story!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:54:02 No.2480025
         File :1229622842.jpg-(36 KB, 504x450, MOAR.jpg)
    36 KB
    >>2480009
    exactly, i was just getting into this.
    <3 germans
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:55:15 No.2480032
    >>2480024

    Not OP. But if they don't come back in a half hour or so, I'll try my hand at this.
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)12:56:46 No.2480047
    Me thinks anon should take over. Do your worst.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:57:21 No.2480050
    >>2480032

    If OP doesn't return in 5 minutes, I volunteer to continue the story
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:57:33 No.2480053
    >>2480047
    >>2480032
    >>2480014
    nooooooooooooo. adventureman is awesome, anyone else is going to suuuuck.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)12:57:47 No.2480056
    >>2480050

    We have a taker, get a trip.
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)13:00:14 No.2480076
    Perhaps OP needed to work tmr too.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:01:07 No.2480083
    >>2480076

    As if he'ld go to bed without saying goodnight. That's just rude.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:01:11 No.2480084
    Heelooo! OP, is that you? Nah..
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:02:03 No.2480090
    i'm back. will continue momentarily
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:02:31 No.2480092
    >>2480090
    OUR SAVEYUR
    >> Fungus 12/18/08(Thu)13:03:20 No.2480097
    Fine you just forced me to nap in work tmr.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:04:26 No.2480107
    >>2480090

    Yaaaay~

    Thread's getting restless, cocks softening and all.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:04:49 No.2480110
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.38am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    "Du hast schone Haare," you whisper to her, running your fingers through her soft, silky hair.

    She smiles and responds with some sort of incredibly difficult to deconstruct sentence. You've embarrassed yourself now, while you might be able to plan and say a short phrase, your German is by no means good enough to have an actual conversation.

    What do you do?

    1. Admit you don't understand
    2. Smile and nod
    3. Try to kiss her
    4. Kill her
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:06:03 No.2480126
    I pick one~
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:06:05 No.2480127
    >>2480110
    do you even have to ask

    444444444444444
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:06:28 No.2480131
    >>2480110

    4, strangle her with her own hair.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:06:51 No.2480134
    4. Kill dat bitch!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:07:30 No.2480142
    Adventureman-
    Thank you for this. I am at work and this is make the time go by very fast. Keep up the good work.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:08:27 No.2480155
    >>2480134
    >>2480131
    >>2480127

    Jesus Christ, Anon. Bloodthirsty.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:09:23 No.2480164
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.39am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    Katrina smiles politely and sits in the desk next to you. You move your desk closer to hers and turn on the charm.

    "Sie sind das schonste Madchen", you whisper in her ear, brushing her hair ever so gently.

    "You are cute, American boy", she says softly. "Why don't we ditch class and find some place a little more, how you say... private".

    You look over and notice Rachel is no longer in the classroom. A moment later you hear the principal buzz in on the PA: "ANON, REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE IMMEDIATELY".

    What do you do?

    1. Go to the office. You're already busted.
    2. Tell Katrina to meet you in the janitor's closet in 5 minutes.
    3. Make a scene. You've already done enough shit today, might as well make the most of it before you go down completely.
    4. Get out of the school.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:10:13 No.2480171
    voting 2
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:10:16 No.2480172
    Number two, number two.

    No death for now, goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:10:28 No.2480176
    I pick #1 Let's play it cool Patience is the key that unlocks the vaginavaginavaginavaginavagina
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:10:45 No.2480178
    >>2480164

    Shit, didn't notice Adventureman was back. Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:11:01 No.2480180
    >>2480164
    hey you aren't adventureman get the fuck out of here
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:12:16 No.2480194
    >>2480164
    4,but take the kraut cunt with me.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:13:11 No.2480201
    >>2480110

    say "come again?"
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:13:16 No.2480202
    >>2480180

    Ohshit, they aren't.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:13:42 No.2480203
    >>2480110
    numero dos,2
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:15:13 No.2480215
    >>2480180
    Beautifully said.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:15:44 No.2480218
    >>2480126
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.40am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    "Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut," you reply embarrassedly.

    She smiles and is about to respond when the PA system suddenly crackles into life and the voice of Mr Vernon, sounding rather subdued, says, "If I could have the attention of all faculty and students, "It seems that Miss Fraser was involved in a terrible accident earlier this morning and has died. She will be missed by all who knew her."

    "Yeah," you laugh, "Sometimes looking down her top was the high point of my day."

    Someone behind you sniggers but then Mr Vernon continues, "Will Anon Anonson please report to my office immediately."

    Your heart sinks, some retard towards the back of the class asks, "Did he hear you?" You almost wish that were the case but you have the feeling that you might be up on murder charges by the end of the day.

    What do you do?

    1. Fake going to Vernon's office but flee the school
    2. Report to Vernon and play dumb, maybe it's to do with something else
    3. Confess to the class before going to Vernon's
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:16:39 No.2480222
    >>2480164
    you got me muted. you're a bad little boy
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:16:52 No.2480223
    >>2480218
    2

    And what a shitty send-off.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:17:27 No.2480226
    >>2480218
    3. I don't just confess either, I fuckin boast.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:17:28 No.2480227
    >>2480218

    I'll go with 2, after all you have the scissors on you still. If worst comes to worst, kill the guy.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:18:13 No.2480231
    >>2480218
    2 please.

    Maltbix
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:18:20 No.2480232
    >>2480218

    Adventureman was going the same route I went (sans pussy option). I feel so honored.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:19:26 No.2480245
    >>2480222

    How did I get you muted? BTW I choose number 1.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:19:50 No.2480249
    Archive this shit, i'm going to bed.

    AND ANON ANONSON BETTER GET LAID.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:20:39 No.2480258
    >>2480218
    option two, I say!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:21:16 No.2480262
    >>2480218
    2
    because it will end horribly.
    >> Swatter !!5jazraQ/pqQ 12/18/08(Thu)13:21:18 No.2480263
    >>2480218
    Number 2. Deny everything. You took the bus as you always do, remember?
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:22:47 No.2480283
    >>2480223
    Day - 1
    Time - 8.43am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors
    Cash- $5

    Your stomach lurches as you walk into Vernon's office to find a police-officer in there waiting for you. Your first instinct is to run but Vernon offers you a seat which is unusual even when you're in his office for a good reason.

    "Anon," he says softly, "I'm afraid we've had some more bad news. It seems that your parents have been killed in a..." he hesitates, "An incident at a sex-club in Paris."

    You're stunned, what a relief. You thought you were going to jail but instead you're now freer than you've ever been in your entire life.

    What do you do?
    1.Run out of there in tears, you don't want to look like some kind of heartless psycho
    2. Put on a show of faking trying to be strong
    3. Say "Oh thank fuck for that I thought I was screwed."
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:24:20 No.2480299
    >>2480283

    2.

    Freak sex show AWESOME. I hope this comes back to bite you/me in the ass.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:24:24 No.2480302
    >>2480283
    Option 2.

    You wanna seem hard done to which will mean later on you could be forgived for jizzing in some girl's face.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:24:56 No.2480308
    >>2480283

    2, 1 and 3 will just cause a scene.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:24:57 No.2480309
    >>2480283

    3! they'll never expect that!
    >> Swatter !!5jazraQ/pqQ 12/18/08(Thu)13:24:57 No.2480310
    >>2480283
    No 3. Anon is a cool motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:25:04 No.2480313
    >>2480283

    1, then head back to the German for some sympathy sex.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:25:43 No.2480317
    >>2480283
    3, and then throw on some shades just because >>2480310
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:27:05 No.2480331
    >>2480283

    it would have been funnier if his parents were killed in the same car crash that Miss Fraser died in. but 2
    >> Swatter !!5jazraQ/pqQ 12/18/08(Thu)13:28:22 No.2480344
    And besides, even better now that your parents are dead. Now you can bring the German girl home and fuck her forever, and no one will expect you for the murder, since your parents are dead. They'll just feel pity for you.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:30:25 No.2480361
    >>2480299
    You let a tear roll down your cheek but otherwise you remain relatively calm, giving the impression that you are trying not to break down completely.

    A couple of hours later you're in the office of Jeremy Goldberg, the family lawyer as he slides a piece of paper across his desk for you to sign.

    "So this is it?" you ask, trying hard to supress the sound of glee in your voice.

    Goldberg nods and hands you a pen, you sign the document and all your parents possessions becomes yours.

    Day - 1
    Time - 10.31am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    What do you do?

    1. Return to school to rub everyone's face in your new wealth and pay Katrina and Rachel for a threesome
    2. Return to school but keep quiet about what's happened
    3. Go back to your house and start clearing your parents' stuff out
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:31:40 No.2480371
    >>2480361
    3. time to prepare for the kick-ass party I'm going to host.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:31:53 No.2480372
    >>2480361

    2, and then invite the German home.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:31:58 No.2480373
    >>2480361

    2. Forget Rachel, talk to Katrina in private.
    >> anem0ne !!XYHK7lW+Knv 12/18/08(Thu)13:32:00 No.2480374
    >>2480361

    holy shit anon is fucking loaded. i vote 2, i want to keep our new found wealth a secret
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:34:19 No.2480393
    THREE

    FIND THE DRUGS
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:34:22 No.2480394
    >>2480361

    1. Buy a Mercedes.
    2. Buy some nice shades.
    3. Pull up to school.
    4. ?????
    5. PUSSY!!!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:35:26 No.2480405
    >>2480361

    >Goldberg
    >lawyer

    lolz
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:37:05 No.2480418
    In the beginning it was like this:

    Day - 1
    Time - 7.47am
    Health - 101% (her lifeblood gives you strength)
    Inventory - scissors
    Cash- $5

    Now:

    Day - 1
    Time - 10.31am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    Reality check?
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)13:38:40 No.2480431
    >>2480418
    Hello, please notice where the fuck you are! Nigger get the fuck out.
    >> Adventureman !!xBdNB9kU9V1 12/18/08(Thu)13:39:36 No.2480441
    >>2480371
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.00am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    As your Mercedes pulls up in the drive of your house, you attract the attention of Anna, the hot, russian, 24-year-old gold-digging housewife whose married to old Mr Peterson. She's in shorts and a bikni top washing her own car but stops dead, her mouth hanging open, as she sees you step out of the car.

    "Hi," you say, waving to her.
    She replies, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

    You whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything you can say this cab is rare
    But you thought "Naw forget it' - Yo homes to Bel Air"

    You pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And you yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    You looked at your kingdom
    You were finally there
    To sit on your throne as the Prince of Bel Air
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:40:43 No.2480453
    >>2480441

    God damn you, Adventureman.
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)13:40:58 No.2480455
    >>2480441
    Why man... why did you ruin this, it was good.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:41:08 No.2480459
    >>2480441

    BOOOOOO. fucking cop out
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:41:23 No.2480463
    >>2480441

    Yay.

    mootmcmootblocksmcmootmtmoot
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:41:56 No.2480469
    >>2479623
    this was predicted long in advance. hmmm
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:41:59 No.2480471
    >>2480441

    does anyone volunteer to continue the story from here, or are we done with it?
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:42:01 No.2480473
    >>2480441
    I think we all knew this was too good to be true.

    10/10
    >> anem0ne !!XYHK7lW+Knv 12/18/08(Thu)13:42:14 No.2480476
    >>2480441
    This wouldnt have happened if we picked 2!
    >> Anonymous ­ 12/18/08(Thu)13:42:24 No.2480478
    >>2480441
    OH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:43:06 No.2480484
    I like how he changed the lyrics so they were in the 2nd person to keep in line with the rest of the story
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:45:54 No.2480501
    GTFO MY SCREEN. totally ruined the story
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:45:58 No.2480502
    >>2480441
    Just when I was about to say the story was shite. Good job, Anon.
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)13:46:06 No.2480506
    well...we can safely place the blame on ourselves. we should have gone back to the classroom.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:46:37 No.2480514
    well, thanks for the fun while it lasted, Adventureman. Hope you come back with a new story soon.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:46:57 No.2480516
    >>2480506
    no, we should have waited for the bus
    >> Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 12/18/08(Thu)13:50:57 No.2480543
    >>2480516
    actually, we should have stayed home and beat off.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:51:12 No.2480547
    SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE OVER PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:51:24 No.2480550
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.00am
    Health - 100%
    I'll continue, for the good of r9k

    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    As your Mercedes pulls up in the drive of your house, you open the door before you have even driven the caar to a complete halt, you so anticipate throwing your parents' possessions into the backyard and having a bonfire, around which you visualise an orgy with octopi and lesbians.
    Back to reality.
    You park the car in your garage and place the keys in your pocket, locking the door. YOu step into your house and notice all the lights are off and the curtains drawn.
    YOu think nothing of it and go to pour yourself a cup of orange juice, knowing how to maneuver through the house without any light having lived there your whole life. However, as you go to put the orange juice back in the refrigerator, you feel a warm hand on your shoulder. "Hello there..."
    That's Ms. Fraser's voice!!

    What do you do?
    1. SCREAM!!!
    2. GARRRGHHH!
    3. Move the (glass) orange juice bottle in your hands over your head, backwards, crashing down on her skull.
    4. Cream your pants and black out.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:51:32 No.2480551
    :D
    Good game, Sir!
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:53:07 No.2480560
    >>2480550

    3

    no zombie is going to fuck with me
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:53:45 No.2480564
    >>2480550
    /Vote 2. WHARRGARBL
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:53:59 No.2480565
    >>2480550

    she survived a knife in the heart and a massive explosion? you should probably run.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:54:19 No.2480570
    >>2480550

    Option five, turn around real slow like and stare her in the eyes like a killing machine and answer. "I killed you once, I won't hesitate to do it again."
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)13:56:03 No.2480585
    >>2480550
    I think you should tripcode for the duration of story so we know fakers
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:56:08 No.2480588
    Well played, Adventureman.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:56:38 No.2480591
    >>2480550

    Where is the sex option

    :<
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:56:58 No.2480593
    >>2480550

    ITS OVER MAN
    OVER.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:58:37 No.2480601
    No.2480560
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.05am
    Health - 100%
    I'll continue, for the good of r9k

    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    You overcome your momentary fear and thinking on your feet bring the glass orange juice bottle in your hands hard down on the head of the thing behind you. You hear a crack and the tinkling of glass, and then a thump, as the hand on your shoulder slips away.
    You turn around and see... this isn't Miss Fraser! Of course, she couldn't have survived that crash. There was an explosion and you were witness to it. But she bears a remarkable resemblance to Miss Fraser. Her sister perhaps? And how did she...? But what to do now?

    1. Search her pockets. Perhaps there are some clues there.
    2. This is all very suspicious. Run to your Mercedes and drive far away.
    3. Hide the body in a closet.
    4. Take the body with you in your Mercedes for now.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:59:23 No.2480606
    >>2480601
    1

    I SUSPECT ROBOTS
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)13:59:34 No.2480608
    I vote 1.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:00:15 No.2480613
    >>2480601

    1

    search her pockets and accidentally take all her clothes off and fap

    {while I commend your efforts in taking over, we need more radical choices)
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:00:49 No.2480621
    >>2480601
    Uno is my choice
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:02:52 No.2480636
    >>2480601

    Take her inside and necrofuck her.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:06:05 No.2480651
    >>2480560

    Day - 1
    Time - 11.01am
    Health - 97% (minor bruising from falling on the floor)

    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    You react quickly and thrust the glass bottle of OJ toward where you think her face is. It shatters against her right cheek and cuts her pretty bad, but most of the force if is deflected. She knees the back of your right knee, bringing you to the ground.

    "I bet you're surprised to see me, you little bastard" She says.

    She pulls out a large kitchen knife and you're scared shitless, staring up at her as you lay on the ground. You're still holding your broken bottle, though.

    What do you do?
    1. Thrust your heel into one of her ankles
    2. Beg for mercy
    3. Throw your bottle at her face
    4. Yell for help
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:08:06 No.2480669
    >>2480606
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.07am
    Health - 100%
    I'll continue, for the good of r9k

    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    You rifle through her pockets (the first time you have done a body search in real life, but all those years of looting in rpg's has finally paid off, you know exactly what to do) and find a wallet containing a driver's license, identifying the dead body as Lily Fraser. Miss Fraser's first name was Mary, so she must be her sister after all. However, something suddenly catches your attention. Lying there in a pool of her own blood, the Fraser sister seems incredibly alluring and sexy. You've... never thought about a dead body in this way before. Her breasts are still warm! YOu fondle them in your hands, cupping her breasts gently. They are of a good size, not too big, not too small, perhaps slightly larger than a B cup. You go to remove her jeans...
    but then you think... what am I doing? What the fuck? What the fuck is going oN?
    Also, how did she get to be here?

    1. Who cares, continue in sexual exploitation of this beautiful cadaver
    2. Run to the hills !!! Run for your life !!!! WAAAHHH! OWWW!
    3. First, we need to make this special. Dress in a purple tux and matching pants.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:08:12 No.2480670
    >>2480651
    >>2480601

    WHAT THE FUCK NIGGERS ONLY ONE AT A TIME JESUS CHRIST WE CANT HAVE TWO PARALLEL STORIES GOING AT ONCE YOU FUCKING RETARDS
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:08:46 No.2480675
    >>2480651

    alternate reality now? I say we let this thread die and make a new one. Main storyteller has to tripcode though
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:11:14 No.2480692
    >>2480669
    oh god 1
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:12:47 No.2480707
    >>2480669
    I am the original continuer
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:13:39 No.2480713
    >>2480670
    I didn't think the other guy would write it up so fast, I just wanted to keep the story moving fast. The guy should use a tripcode. Don't worry, I'm not gonna be a faggot and respond to responses of my story.

    >>2480601
    On the other hand, this guy was the first to continue the story, so his post is valid. I vote 1.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:15:05 No.2480728
    How did a cup of orange juice over the head kill her? Jesus Christ.

    That said, 1.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:15:53 No.2480732
    >>2480110

    I LOL'd at option number 4.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:16:38 No.2480739
    >>2480669

    1 for the love of god do eet
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:19:09 No.2480756
    >>2479146

    Why would I go to school in the middle of summer, when school has already ended for the year, while I'm meant to be on holidays? Fuck you OP, ohh fuck you good.
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:19:46 No.2480768
    no 1
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.15am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    What does it matter? You think to yourself. You still haven't satisfied your sexual lust of earlier this morning, and you can feel another hard on rising from the depths of your nether regions.
    You TEAR off her leg hugging jeans, easily ripping through the material (with those scissors) leaving remnants of tattered jeans on her body that somehow seem to perfectly accentuate and frame the shapliness of her thighs. You feel your way to her ass. You shake in delight! A warmth races through your body. You move both hands along the outline of her ass. It's a peach, you think. As smooth and shaped like a peach. How delightful! Only peaches haven't an ass hole for satisfying that raging love you feel towards this mummy.
    You turn her onto her stomach and whip out your cock.

    1. Don't forget to wear a condom, son!
    2. Corpses can't give HIV... can they?
    3. Fuck that, I'ma fuck her NIPPLES
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:23:31 No.2480798
    >>2480768
    2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2
    4;2 just fuck her already, yeesh
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:24:46 No.2480808
    >>2480768

    no to 1, rubbers suck

    no to 2, no sense in getting AIDS/HIV when youre young and rich

    3 it is then
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:27:34 No.2480826
    Bel-Air'd, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:30:03 No.2480848
    >>2480768

    I pick 3, every other option sucks.
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:31:55 No.2480855
    >>2480798 YOu talked me into it
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.25am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $50,000 (liquid assets), $3,400,000 (land, stock, business interests etc)

    BAH! I have a penis of steel. No mere AIDS virus can stop me! You move your penis towards her (still warm) ass cheeks. As you gently nudge it against the crease in her ass and push the cheeks apart, you suddenly feel the decidely more firm sensation of her anus touching the tip of your penis. You push harder, a little harder, and slowly penetrate her anus. You think that it is remarkable that it still offers resistance as her muscles are relaxed, she must have been in top shape (never was a hand as good to me... you think). However once inside her anus is pleasantly yeilding. The rubbery walls of her anus give way easily to the moving of your cock, as her dead body limply yeilds to your sexual activity. However it is still pleasantly satisfying, and surprisingly still rather tight.
    You quickly reach the point of climax (losing your virginity to a corpse's anus) and shoot all of your cum into her rectum. You push harder against her thighs unloading every last drop of your semen into her anus. You imagine it flooding her rectum and cum even more. Finally you pull out, satisfied.
    What now?

    1. have another go
    2. Get rid of the body!
    3. I have all this cash... and nowhere to spend it.
    4. Look for more clues on her body, now that you are satisfied.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:32:59 No.2480863
    This shit sucks compared to adventuremans.
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:33:01 No.2480864
    I wanted 3 too, but first choic egets it
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:34:08 No.2480873
    >>2480863

    I came to Bel-Air.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:34:38 No.2480880
    >>2480855

    I pick 4.
    >> ‮‬ 12/18/08(Thu)14:40:40 No.2480920
    >>2480855
    1, put it in her vagina.
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:48:42 No.2480986
    Day - 1
    Time - 11.50am
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card
    Cash- $49,000 (in a suitcase), $0.78(land, stock, business interests etc)

    You decide to search her body once more, but more attentively, now that sensual distractions won't interfere (at least for the enxt 2 minutes), but you hear your phone ring. Suddenly, a butler comes through the door. "Sir..." He says with a mild look of surprise on his face at the sight of the raped dead body. He lowers the eyebrow he had lifted, and offers you the telephone on a gold tray. You throw him a tip of a 1000 dollars, and he moves to the edge of the spacious room, opens the curtain slightly and pours himself half a glass of whiskey. A voice speaks out from the telephone. "Aha. You are the current holder of xxxxx Portfolio?" "Yes, most certainly, that I am, yes". You reply. "Aha. I see. Well, your funds have been appropriated by the state and feds are on the way. Please stay calm and remain where you are. Good day, then, I suppose, for now, hmm?" CLick. he hangs up.
    ! Kchh... Hmm. You collect yourself. No longer a power financially, you must act intelligently.

    1. Confer with the butler over what to do. He seems loyal, and isn;t aware of your financial crisis.
    2. Shoot yourself, ending it all... with your parents' combat shotgun (20 rounds loaded in a revolving magazine).
    3. Put on some Iron Maiden in the Mercedes and go cruising for some sex, soliciting favours from uderage school girls.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:51:41 No.2481006
    3

    and back to school to pick up the german chick
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)14:51:56 No.2481007
    kill it already, 2
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)15:00:24 No.2481068
    I'll go with guy who said 3 this time
    Day - 1
    Time - 1:00pm
    Health - 100%
    Inventory - Mercedes keys
    Cash- $9,000 (in a suitcase)

    You give your butler another 40,000 dollars and tell him to buy a bag of illicit sennapods (notoriously expensive) for a good time with that german girl, who you plan to pick up... willingly or otherwise, on her part.
    You walk over to your care and start playing some iron maiden, only to hear that it is in fact celine dion. In anger, you pull out your scissors and stick them into the dashboard, short circuiting the music player and getting rid of that awful ruckus.
    After running a few lights you arrive at school and deicde to kill time until lunch, at which point in time you decide to find that exchange student.
    ---
    sitting in the cafeteria, you espy the exchange girl sitting in a chair on her own eating bratwurst und saeurkraut mit eine gerkin und toast.
    You ask if you can sit down next to her and she says yes.
    Hmm... good going so far, you think.
    But the question is... what now?

    1. Dangle your Mercedes keys in front of you and sigh about having no one to show your fancy expensive car to.
    2. Give her a thousand dollars and tell her what you want.
    3. Ask her out on a date tomorrow at 5pm to see a movie
    4. Call your butler and tell him to arrange everything, then invite the girl back to your place to drink illicit sennapod tea.
    >> Florian !!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)15:08:10 No.2481109
    ---continuation. Tired of this and no one cares any more.
    You both go over to your house and drink the tea. You bothdie. The end. The butler takes the last amounts of money from your pocket, drinks another glass of whiskey, and is never seen in your town again.You are remembered by noone.
    YOu find out that a giant ape is god, and you play pachinko and chess with him for the rest of eternity. The End.
    >> Anonymous 12/18/08(Thu)15:37:04 No.2481305
    >>2481109
    Fair enough conclusion. Thanks for picking up the torch in our time of need.


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