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!!W20a0jIjE6U 12/18/08(Thu)14:48:42 No.2480986Day - 1 Time - 11.50am Health - 100% Inventory - Scissors, Mercedes keys, ATM card Cash- $49,000 (in a suitcase), $0.78(land, stock, business interests etc)
You
decide to search her body once more, but more attentively, now that
sensual distractions won't interfere (at least for the enxt 2 minutes),
but you hear your phone ring. Suddenly, a butler comes through the
door. "Sir..." He says with a mild look of surprise on his face at the
sight of the raped dead body. He lowers the eyebrow he had lifted, and
offers you the telephone on a gold tray. You throw him a tip of a 1000
dollars, and he moves to the edge of the spacious room, opens the
curtain slightly and pours himself half a glass of whiskey. A voice
speaks out from the telephone. "Aha. You are the current holder of
xxxxx Portfolio?" "Yes, most certainly, that I am, yes". You reply.
"Aha. I see. Well, your funds have been appropriated by the state and
feds are on the way. Please stay calm and remain where you are. Good
day, then, I suppose, for now, hmm?" CLick. he hangs up. ! Kchh... Hmm. You collect yourself. No longer a power financially, you must act intelligently.
1. Confer with the butler over what to do. He seems loyal, and isn;t aware of your financial crisis. 2. Shoot yourself, ending it all... with your parents' combat shotgun (20 rounds loaded in a revolving magazine). 3. Put on some Iron Maiden in the Mercedes and go cruising for some sex, soliciting favours from uderage school girls. |