My character rolled this great ability called "Make great trance music".

He gets to fuck all kinds of JB. Overall, this game gets a 3/5 (the heroin item is a trap)

STDs are BOP. Working as intended?

I rolled an Asian male. Unfortunately, they are low tier in attracting women. I can't say I envy them Arabs.

It has a few bad design flaws. Can't choose your race or your starting stats, and you're the strongest at around level 18-30, then kinda plateau off for a while. Then, your character actually starts losing STR and DEX at 40, and then INT at 50-60. Kinda sucks, man.

Real Life is God-Arts worst game yet. Most of it is slow and monotonous, hell, you can barely even move your character around for the first few stages. All you do is sit there. And the "Get Laid" quest is fucking bullshit. The system's all broken, you either have to have all your stats maxed out, find the Alcohol item (which sucks because you CAN'T EVEN BUY IT AT THIS STAGE OF THE GAME), or be born into the rich class (only happens like 1% of the time at the start of each new game, good luck on that one). And the School Quest is also the shittiest quest ever created. It takes up about a quarter of the game (if you're lucky) and you have to go through all this random garbage just to get to the meat of the game, which isn't even all that great either (again, unless you're in the lucky 1% that get born into the Rich Class). And what is the deal with no save feature?! With a game this long, you really need a way to save your progress, and God-Arts (a name synonymous with failure these days, it seems) fails to deliver yet again. If there is one plus about this game, it's the music. You may have to dig through a lot of shit, but there is a lot of good music to be had in this game.

2/10

Seriously disturbed by the lack of expansion packs. So what, a few douches let their characters run wild and completely fuck up the few in-game areas we have access to, and that's it? Yeah, I know there are other worlds we MIGHT get access to if we pour enough stat points into the space program modules, but fuck that. No character or guild to date has been able to do it, and by now I really doubt they ever will. Fuck that.

Autorun sucks because it just stops after a little while and your character has to rest. Targeting system isn't very intuitive. My avatar isn't quite as sexy as it is on other games. Driving levels are pretty fun though.

>>2474421

Dude, "Get Laid" isn't all that hard. You just need to take down a few orcs, and voila, their done. Sure, you won't get nearly as much experience, but there are more of them so it's kind of a tradeoff.

Race imbalance in this game makes WoW look good.

What the fuck is up with the work "minigame"? No matter what career path you pick, it ends up consuming a large majority of your in-game time. Anyone found a workaround for this? (And don't tell me to try the "sell drugs" minigame instead. My character doesn't nearly have enough CHA to get away with that.)

Game would be a lot better if I didn't keep getting attacks from wild Niggers.

Too much grinding, not enough rewards. Vendors keep raising their prices. AI for most NPCs is in the shitter.

It's tough at first, but you get used to it. No reroll, but that's what makes the challenge. You'd want to try to get a good, well rounded party first, preferably with a healer for when times get tough. Wandering solo is difficult, but racking up the concentrated XP is somewhat rewarding. Increase your STR early on, or else you'd miss out on a lot of quests on your early levels (you can make this up later on though.) Boss levels are tricky, but fun when beaten. My main character had a bad roll, above avg INT, low str (made up mid game), bad stamina and luck though. Still, this made the game tons more challenging and I enjoyed it. So far, I can't wait to pass the dungeons you raid during levels 18-22, seems pretty tedious with useless grinding and tons of distractions. Oh yeah, don't spend your time grinding on /r9k/, it gives little EXp and actually lowers your stats.

6/10

>>2474421
Agreed, the game has some phenomenal tunes, but you'll need to press the skip button a lot.

Eh, it's one long grindfest. It literally took me 12 years to level up to enough intelligence to unlock the "college" quest (which is also a bullshit grindfest, but I need it to unlock the "career" quest which I need to get the "move out of home" achievement). Plus, I take extra damage from food, so I have to grind really hard to keep my "weight" stats low. On the plus side, I rolled 2 6s on "height" so that's pretty cool. Graphics are good, epic anti-aliasing, framerate, sound, etc. It could use some more developer work (especially balance, some teams are way less balanced than others). Oh yeah, and I hate this new "economic crisis" environment, stupid developers should hurry up and release a patch for it.

Overall, 3/5 - the engine and graphics environment has great potential but the gameplay is rubbish.

>>2474480
Try to get one in your party. It's quite a challenge though, you have to complete the liberal brainwashing challenge but having a nigger in your party will get you tons of easy kills and EXP.

Writing is pretty decent, and I hear that there are multiple endings. I'm going to do the evil one first and just kinda fuck everything up and see what the ending cinematics are, then actually play through again and do things properly.

>>2474482
I don't think the grinding is that bad. The rewards are pretty good too, so long as you don't care too much for wealth, power, or fame.

Seeing people fucking playerkill the shit out of people with AKs in a shopping mall is fucking HILARIOUS. Not if you can't find a hiding place though.

Soundtrack is fucking sweet. So much variety and you can pick what you want.
Graphics are awesome but when the game goes into Winter mode everything looks grey and dull as shit.
The mini games like sports and shit are gay as hell and need to be nerfed. Goddamn, not only can you ONLY play them if your character rolls the right shit, but if you get lucky enough to do that it ups the motherfucker's stats like crazy and even makes the "Get Laid" quest easy.

Also what the fuck is up with all the SUPER famous people in this game, seriously do they have no lives that they are the most known players in the world?

The GUI is pretty unintuitive, you're unable to really gauge the damage you've taken very easily. In fact, there are some hidden status effects that don't make themselves known until your HP is down in the red (which can also be very difficult to see, seriously!), often without cures. The self-healing items are also pretty lame, and the requirement of a healer class really slows the game down as they can be hard to woo into a party.

overall 5/10, you really can't ignore the effort put into the graphics but it doesn't make up for the unintuitive gameplay

Clipping and collision detection is absolutely superb. I haven't once fallen through the ground or got stuck on a wall. Physics are pretty realistic, I dunno, they could be tweaked a bit.

Needs a lot more side quests for getting cool items. Too much stuff you can just buy at a store and it's totally not fun at all.
Also, big letdown that Chernobyl isn't nearly like it is in STALKER....

Well I leveled up my masturbation skill to max, but my intercourse skill is still at 0, somebody please help!!!

It looked like a good idea at the time picking my guy. Then I realized the conseqeunces of that shit. Being black gets you white pussy but asian chicks are OFF FUCKING LIMITS. Atheism at least lets you enjoy life without fear of a giant hand but nothing the realization of how pathetic you are ruins it. That's not even the worst part. I was born fat and taken out of public school. Thus it all crashing down like a big bowl of shit. Now I'm a fucking loner in a shitty apartment in a shitty college.
7/10

>>2474637
Go to Thailand. Plenty of places to level up your sexual talents, so long as you have the coins for it.

I might quit, it's not good for my body. This game kind of sucks, I just hope they have a withdrawal program instated for absentees or those who dislike the game.

It's not fun you accidently roll a useless faggot with shit stats; charisma, intellect - everything is shit.

Luckily I have found a glitch. Cocaine.

So hows the pvp in this game? I heard it was the best part, blows the pve right out of the water. Haven't played it yet though, I'm trying to get out of this stupid 'college' questline to get into the endgame...

It's unique in that it's built on multiple proprietary engines. One's called "general relativity", works pretty well, but the "quantum physics" engine is riddled with bugs that keep causing it to put out nonsense data. They had a couple patches come out, but players probably won't be satisfied until the big LHC patch. I may just play something else until "Reality 2" or a similar big MMO comes along.

Real life sucks. Apparently "years" and levels are the same thing, except your character doesnt progress as much as you'd hope by aquiring these years. In fact a lvl 60 blue collar slave is generally weaker than a lvl 18 worker drone! The entire game is designed around endless grinding. You spend the first 18 levels or so grinding to boost your INT xp, which unless your character rolls a base stat of +1 rich parents, wont pay off anyway. Then you spend the next 50 or so levels grinding away to improve your MON$ xp, which is spent in buying useless accoutrements for your character, which require replacing every couple levels for the same basic items. Finally the last 20 or so levels, rather than being superpowered your character sucks ass and can do nothing but mooch MON$ xp off the lower leveled characters. PVP is also radically unbalanced, so bad im not even going to go into it. Also the only quests available are lame ass "retrieve item X from area Y", X usually being "food", and Y being "grocery"
Despite its many, MANY flaws, I must applaud the graphics designers, they are top notch. Pity it was wasted on such an incredibly poor game design.
Overall I rate real life a 3/10

Making drugs was a pretty good exploit until the mods got on such a power trip about it. I don't see why it isn't recognized as a valid profession.

>>2474657

shit sucks why such a high score though

This game sucks. Now we all know about Duke Nukem Forever and how that's been a fiasco, but nobody realizes this game was actually in development much, much longer. No wonder its developer doesn't even want its name attached. Seriously, who made this game? Wikipedia tells me nothing, and it doesn't even have an article on IGN!

The Sess gives Real Life a 3....out of 5.

>>2474720

pvp is unbalanced but it still seems the high point of this pisspoor game

What really pisses me off about this game is that you do not get to design your own character, you are handed one, so basically your entire gaming experience is a matter of luck, which sort of defeats the vicious competing that still goes on in some zones.

There are however cheats that can boost your charisma, strength, endurance and focus considerably, the most effective being cocaine and methamphetamine. Reckless use of these will be punished with 'fiending' which dramatically lowers all your stats and your main objective will now be to obtain even more meth or cocaine; A downward spiral has begun.

this is all so accurate it makes me bleed.

i'm going to go use some of the marijuana and vodka items.

I've gotten stuck in the 'college' questchain, but I'm really enjoying it. You can rack up decent XP and achievements without really doing that much if you choose to specialise into PhD.

I'm a little concerned I'm never going to reach the endgame mind.

>>2474767

the sess can suck my dick... out of 5

For how essential the sex mini-game is to healthy functioning of your character it is way too difficult to access. I'd say either lower its importance or make it easier in the next patch.

9/10 otherwise though.

Like people have said, the graphics are awesome and the amount variety throughout the game, be it maps, characters, whatever - is mindblowing.
However, you can't help but feel they went way overboard on the monotonous side of it. I'm sure they wanted to appeal to an older audience by doing this, so the game wasn't just made up entirely of mini-games, but actually had some challenges. There needs to be a happy medium, however, and the developers failed to find it. They seem to have almost entirely separated the fun parts of the game from the challenging parts, giving little motivation for the player to attempt to unlock new items and earn new skills.
Not that the "fun" parts of the game are without good ideas. The Drug items, for example, are a great idea and have been implemented into the game to great effect. The Sex challenges throughout the game are also well done, but again, tend to be take so much effort to complete that it hardly seems worth it.
All in all, a potentially great game that is severely flawed. However, with talk of a Real Life 2 next winter, one would hope the developers will learn from their mistakes and take the time to add in much needed bonuses, such as abilities to fly, and a Save/Load option, and focus less on the "Work" side.

Rating: 5/10

>>2474822

This fine gentleman said it very well.

Everything depends on 3 core stats; IQ, Charisma, Appearance. I have found my gaming experience to be severely lacking in a lot of aspects due to having poor IQ and Appearance stats, this disables me from a huge, main part of the game; Education.

I have since learned to rely on my very high charisma and picked up and cultivated the paranoia stat, and I have now become a very powerful character in terms of gold and alliances.

If you have the same stat setup as me I highly recommend that you give the 'Drug' profession a try, it can be very rewarding if you know how to play.

>>2474720
PVP is pretty good if you have the right items

0/10 troll harder, game is shit

>>2475095

I disagree.

There is always a way to gain coins and engage in the popular phenomenon known as hedonism, no matter what your stats, equipment and friends may be.

You may have to go the 'illegal' route and learn how to dodge the police, but when you have that mastered you can pretty much free-roam and do as you please.

>>2475053
Admins need to change the PvP zone again, the desert is getting boring, i want an alpine map next.

I seem to have a glitch, my character hasn't got the mana to learn any more skills - all I can do with him is rest and browse.

I want to turn the game off... But I have don't have any others...

Sometimes I wish there would be a sequel that could fix all the glitches that allow ghetto people of all skin color to run rampant. Also, less pretentious douchebags would be cool. Another great feature that could have used some improvement was character interaction. Its a lot easier to level up and find cool things when the hot girls actually talk to you because your personality rather than your strength is maxed out. It would be cool if the Berserkers didnt always try to fight you. I figure Intelligence might be able to solve those problems easier than being forced into a fight and trying to run away. One last thing. Party unity and guilds are seveerely lacking in any kind of usefulness. if all of your members are constantly at odds with each other and the rest of the worlds, theres not much point to them joining your party in the first place. theres gotta be an easier way besides death to get them out of the party easily.

i give Reality a 7 outta 10.

Top notch graphics, although I get this weird glitch where everything looks blurry, and sometimes like a thin layer of static is over it. Oh well. One of the best physics engines to date. Blows that your character is randomly picked, I got 7/10 IQ, 6/10 Appearance, and 4/10 Charisma, which is pretty good, considering what other people have been getting here. Also rolled some good skills in the creative class, Art and Writing. It's hard, but I think I'm doing pretty well, even in the very hard sex minigame, which I've beaten a few times. My biggest complaint is all the god damn grinding, but I've gotten over it. Plus, my art and writing skills make it more tolerable. Overall, I give it a 6.5/10. They really need a fucking save game feature, though, and it sucks that when your character dies, you can't play again. Thank god the game isn't totally based around combat.

They really need to hire some better mods. If I walk down the street with a Handgun equipped, they ban me like that. However, I've seen Niggers with Handguns walking around in broad daylight, mugging other players, and the mods won't do shit about it. I've heard that this is because of some ingame rule, but it's fucking bullshit. The developers need to patch this shit soon, it's totally ridiculous.

I rolled 4/10 IQ, 3/10 Appearance and 5/10 Charisma.

This game is unbalanced and frustrating. I want a reroll.

0,5/10

So the basic class/race breakdown is:

Whites: Average in all aspects, high charisma
Niggers: High strength, high speed, low intelligence
Asians: High intelligence

right? But I've heard there are a few other classes, as well... What are the strengths/weaknesses of those?

>>2475158
Well the problem is, technically everywhere is a pvp zone if for people in the outlaw class. I keep it around because there are no saves and you never know when some dumbass will want to try and kill you for your gold.

>>2475348
Eskimos - Medium Everything, but Ice Elemental.

Real life in IMBA completely, they could learn a thing or two from Blizzard. I mean come on, my race is randomly chosen (lol races, its one race with a bunch of different skin tones, wheres the orcs and elves?) as well as my maximum potential. Not to mention the job stress to money gained ratio is blown for 90% of the game. I choked my way through the mini game they called Grade School, not even sure why they force you to push through that. Everytime I tried to lash out against the game, the fucking police put my on lockdown. Sand box game my ass, its just a facade. I finally got out of grade school and tried to do college, but the grade school's level of difficulty is no where comparable to college, so I decided to join the PVP server instead. I hear you don't respawn in this game, so I wonder how that will work.

Oh well, so far, the game has been utter shit fest, with little perks. Hopefully PVP will be a little fun, otherwise I might as well just /quit.

oh man leveling up in real life wouldn't be so bad

Whites: High Charisma, Medium Physical Potential, Medium Intellect Potential
Blacks: High Charisma Potential (among their community), High Physical Potential, Low Intellect Potential
Yellows: Low Charisma Potential (takes quite a bit to be a famous Asian), Medium Physical Potential, High Intellect Potential


I say potential, because all of the races have the potential to achieve the same intellect marks and physique marks, its just what each race is prone to fulfilling quota wise.

>>2475389
>>2475389

Eskimo's and people from Greenland have +3 alcoholism, +2 incest and -2 intellect.

Seriously. It's fucked.

The retard class has it the worst. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the developers? It's like one big joke to them, apparently.

>>2475576

The retarded class is the most protected though. You ever tried to start a PVP aginst a retard class and get your ass kicked by someone else?

Also, I say the race system is completely fucked, beacuse it's random as hell.

>>2475576

Apparently there was a small but vocal turnout during the Ren-Faire and Sonic events. Devs created a Retard class because too many of the RPers wanted something they could identify better with.

This thread is just racist exposing themselves for their lonely crazed selves

My shitty ass sim still lives with his parents in there nice house and has a shitty job with no future. He likes college, but life is so distracting. Being a pimp is his side job.

Dying in this game sucks, you never get to play again! FUCK THIS SHIT.

>>2477035
Not to mention they get completely unpredictable bloodlust buffs from their class type. Shit is fucking annoying. Even assuming that there's no town guards around, the fuckers always get really strong about halfway through a fight, atleast at low levels. Shit rules the lower tier school quests. Fortunately when you start to collect a few epics and get some good money, they've already plateaued with respect to potential.

LOL I PLAY MMOS SO MUCH THAT I VIEW THE REAL WORLD THE SAME AS I DO MMOS LOL SO RANDOM XDD

The game has some serious ups and downs. The graphics are amazing and always run at least 30FPS. The music is great if you know where to look. Normal avenues such as the in-game radio produce pure crap, but if you do the repeatable pirating quest, you can get some great tunes. Just be careful not to do the quest too often or you could spawn the partyvan (is that a bug?).

Character creation is flawed. Without being able to choose stats, beginning race, or physical parameters there seems to be something left out. Fortunately I rolled high on my height, INT, and STR stats. Too bad I didn't roll the rich class. That would have been fun.

The questing system seems really arbitrary. Why the hell should I care if I complete the school quests just to start on the career grindfest?

Lots of tweaks need to be made, but I think the game has potential if they developers removed the grindfest, added selectable stats and character customization. The image designer system (like the one in SWG) costs far too much in this game.

I envy the earlier players that got to play the medieval or classical beta versions of the game.

It's not too bad but there are a lot of weird cults and a strange pervasive obsession with Asian societies.

>>2477247
YEAH DUDE THOSE RELATIONSHIP THREADS ARE SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING AND CREATIVE, IT'S TOTALLY NOT THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.