>>2473117
You will become the head of Flynt Publications and subsequently buy out and take over the Hugh Hefner empire within the next 3 months.

This sounds fun.

16 years old (lol)
Virgin.
Couple of friends I see outside of school
every so often, a few strictly in-school friends.
Been told by many girls I'm attractive, I kinda
think so too.
Skinny but not horribly out of shape.
Have a girlfriend.
Play guitar (sort of).
Write (sorta kinda).

Spent most of my earlier childhood playing video games and being an introvert. Around the end of middle school I decided to try and take charge in life a little more and be more friendly, seems to be working out. No idea what I want to do in terms of a career, though I'm considering journalism.

Predict away, robots.

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19 Years Old
Virgin
Has friends he sees on a daily basis
Beard
Fat

Did decently in High School, but is having trouble in college.

>>2473246

You will enjoy some time in the limelight as a local musician. You will sleep with many women and contract and std. This is when you'll give up on your music dreams, go to college, and become an english teacher.

>>2473246
You're gonna live a normal life having a wife, 2 kids and driving a SUV.

>>2473254
You sound like a loser to me. You probably gonna end up with an ugly chick in a second rate job.

Yay! Time to be ignored because this thread will be full of people wanting to be told what they're gonna be like!
;_;

18 years old
female
virgin
lesbian
Have a pretty good social life
Have a well-paid job as a cashier
european
overly sensitive ;_;
chubby
have a girlfriend
horrible student
good friend


err.
yeah.

I predict over 400-500 post for this thread and around 87.5% of them will be virgins around 16-45

what the dicks? do we have to have a 'poast about your miserable self' every three days?

saging so i dont bump/

>>2473309
short backstory;

Was teased a lot as a child for being a child still, even if all the popular kids came to my house to play with dolls and figurines in secret. Was a little lonely.
Middle school was cool, tried to be edgy and dark, but ended up as the class clown that made everyone laugh. Fun times, if conflicting.
High school is alright. Last year now, doing bad because group of friends are in trouble, want to support them.

20 Years, male.
Going to university for Psychology, planning to go to Grad School. I get Bs, and I don't go to class. I plan on attending and studying next term, for once.
I've been told I'm attractive, and that I'm an excellent soccer player. I hope to get a scholarship for my abilities.

19 years old
Virgin
Have a couple close friends that I see pretty much every day.
Not terribly attractive.
Overweight.
Shitty student, flunked out of all my classes.
My plan is to be a filmmaker, to get into the business as a writer.
I spend a lot of my time writing, most of it is introspection writing, but sometimes I'll write a short story or two.
I don't think I'll be able to get a degree.

20 years old
Virgin
Have a friend who calls me sometimes but I usually don't call him back. Other than him, I have no friends
I'm overweight. Face is okay but ugly body

I just had a very mediocre academic quarter. My GPA is still 3.35 though so as long as I take easy classes now I'll be alright. In high school I did poorly after being depressed when a girl rejected me. I never really recovered socially after that. Whenever I interact with girls, I always think about what I could do to go out with her, but I never act on it, or I screw it up somehow and she stays away. I think I'll remain a virgin for a long time.

17 year old
Female
Virgin
Recently, I've been pretty social, but I'm usually introverted
Good looking
Anxiety

>>2473360
You'll get by okay with your GPA because it's not shit, you'll come to realize that your grades are the only solace that you have and they will be the defining factors in your life. You'll graduate college, probably still a virgin, but you'll have done fairly well in school so there will be jobs. You'll get some two-bit job and find a girl that likes you, you'll work your way up and eventually get engaged to her. You won't have many friends because you have a busy life, and your girlfriend might leave you after awhile because you're so obsessed with working your way up.

>>2473350
I'm sorry to say it, but you're a loser pal.First, the overweight part deems you unattractive. Secondly, you'll flunk out of college.

Even though I don't want to say it, I have to; overweight academic losers are hated by society. You're gonna end up a cashier if you don't do something about your life NOW!

>>2473373
You'll get out of highschool with a fairly average outlook on your life. You'll go to college (probably community) and study a subject that piques your interest. You'll graduate community college with a few friends who are going to the same school as you. School will become uninteresting to you when you meet a man who is about to graduate. You "fall in love" with him, as he does with you. You get married, he takes care of you, you have two kids, and you become a housewife. You're married for 6 years until some complications with finances break off the marriage.

15 years old.
I get anywhere from 2.5s to 3.0s in school, usually. I really want to get that shit up.
I want to go to New York Art School and become a screenwriter, while also pursuing acting and comedy.

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>>2473350
You'll start taking college more seriously and possibly even lose the weight. You'll forget about your writing and think of it as more of a fantasy than anything else. You'll meet a couple people as you mature and you'll have some friends that you have beers with on the weekends. You'll study business and graduate with a degree in it. You'll start some small business and it won't do very well, then after it collapses you'll find some job at an insurrance agency.

Virgin, nigger, 18.

"If I don't try I can't fail" mentality.
C student
Hopeless romantic
Spineless

>>2473373
Average life. Get average job, husband, kids, divorce etc.etc

>>2473413
You'll become more focused on your grades and graduate highschool with a 3.7 average. You'll get into a college, but it won't be in New York. You'll continue pursuing your passion to be a writer until a catastrophic rejection jostles you out of your plan. You stop pursuing it but you want to stay in the business of entertainment so you start studying to be a producer. You graduate and get a job at NBC as an associate producer of some new sitcom. It doesn't last, and you get a job at a broadway theater as a prop master and you keep that job for many years.

;_;
I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD IGNORE ME

>>2473413
I was the same way.
Stop procrastinating and study. It sucks but you have to just do it. Cheat, if you can and you know you won't get caught.

>>2473467
Which one are you? I must have skipped it by accident.

16 years old
Been told that I am attractive
Recovering /b/tard (take a guess at my sense of humor)
Interests are keyboard, architecture, game design
Pull mostly A's in school with relative ease.
Reserved.

22 years old
Virgin
I alienated my friends over the course of a year after I left college, I don't like the folks I work with to really hang out with them
ANXIETY
I'm thin but I run three times a week
(threads seem to be relevent to my interests today for some reason)
I eat well

Tell me all about my upcomming homosexual experiences /r9k/

21
male
not virgin
used to hang out with friends weekly, but recently they've all pissed me off
fairly skinny, small amount of fat on my stomach
6', 170 lbs
glasses
trichotillomania
no real social skills
shy and quiet around people I don't know
arrogant and cocky around people know well
GED, no college
menial wal-mart job

Tell me something I haven't already guessed.

20 years old
Virgin
A few friends who i see whenever or talk to online
In college, CS major
Live at home, no job, don't really go out, spend most days on internets and learning programming languages
Normal sized but weak

18 years old.
Virgin, but I've at least been kissed.
Have three best friends that I see at least every few months.
Have a few close friends.
Skinny, waifish hipster build.
Have been called cute/hot by some, I guess opinions vary.
Always been a B/A- student, currently a freshman in college pursuing a Journalism degree.

>>2473474
You'll coast through the rest of your school career because it comes easy for you. You'll graduate with a degree and end up in San Francisco where you will design restaurants for a major company. That job will last about 5 years until you start getting into technology, and study to become a computer engineer (just like your buddies on 4chan).

>>2473454
Please god no.
You're probably right, there is a good chance I'll fail.
But if I do I'm joining the marines and then becoming a badass mercenary like one of my japanese animes ^________^

>>2473467
same, bro/sis.

i am a 22 year old female
halfway through college
horrible anxiety and severe depression
coupled with the fact that i try to overcompensate for said things while going out, i come off very arrogant to those i meet
i barely have one friend who i can stand being around
sick and nervous when men talk to me and being blunt (don't know how else to be) scares them off

>>2473482
you'll be working at wal-mart until your dead or the chinese take over and then you'll be working for the chinese..... so either way your still working for walmart

>>2473490
You'll continue with journalism for another 2 years until you start to find it boring and unfulfilling. The world of news begins to seem corrupt and unjust to you, so you start studying Biology. You get profoundly interested in animals and the study of life itself, so you go on a journey into Africa where you discover 3 new species, one of which has never been witnessed by human eye.

>>2473435
You didn't give a very good description, so the only thing I can make of this is that you are going to try going to a stupid fucking CC and then after basically giving up you're going to become an apprentice as an electrician or some shit.

>>2473513
Will eventually find a nice man, marry him and buy a small house in a quiet town and have one child.

>>2473517
I said something I didn't already know.

Any takers?

19, not a virgin, living at home. I really don't care for college right now, but I could easily be in oxford (I'm writing something big). I'm taking a "scholastic assessment", just enjoying life. I've traveled all over south east asia, vietnam and japan primarily. I've been floating between girlfriends and small jobs since high school.

predict away

>>2473435
but your a nigger most niggers lose there v-card at 12 son... what kind of a nigger are you?

>>2473309
I just realized I forgot to put my tripcode on for all of my predictions. Oh well. Anyway since you didn't want to be ignored:

You'll continue on your path of lesbianism and you'll find a woman who is your polar opposite but for some reason, you both start to fall in love with each other. She is everything you are not, but she finds you intriguing and wonderful to be around. You find a way to get married and you do, and you remained married for 15 years until she passes away from a disease. At which point you inherit plenty of money.

>>2473551
You're gonna live a fun easy life, fucking different ethnicities and seeing a lot of places. Then you'll hit 30-something and realize you're getting older, aren't as attractive anymore and don't have any money because you flushed your future in the toilet by not studying.

No-one is saying things like...
>>xxxx
You will give me your email address and we will become really cose friends, eventually taking the next step into bliss

>>2473562
a 4chan nigger.

>>2473576

:3 I'll make it count anon!

>>2473551
In the coming years, life will begin to seem dull to you. The big writing project will be rejected by Oxford, at which point you decide to change directions. You travel to Tibet, where you discover the religion of Buddhism. The Buddhists accept you and you become devoted to their way of life, spending the rest of your days in their environment.

The post that predicted my future almost made me cry, true story.

>>2473413
Out. Get out. Now.

>>2473602
Which one was it? :o

26
Single, not a virgin.
Have a good group of friends. just finished having a huge colaborative christmas meal, may be a little drunk.
Not ugly.
Healtly.
Bsc, Msc, coming up to final year of PhD.
Financially secure.
Play several musical intruments.
Happy.

>menial wal-mart job
Read as: Gential wart jobs
hmmm

16 years old male
Virgin, have gf (for almost a year so far)
thousand miles away (recently moved)
No one i count as a true true friend that is in range. (moved)
Skinny and tall.
Write.
Smart, quiet, an utter cynic.

>>2473618
Your life will be fairly average, you'll get a high paying job once you graduate college and find a nice woman to marry. You start a family while maintaining your job and have 3 kids. After 12 years of marriage, things start to get bad, but you accept the reality of the situation and get a divorce. You get promoted, and make more money, but not seeing your kids as much takes its toll on your well being.

6'3
257lbs
16 years old.
I have a few good friends and am sociable most of the time.
Virgin
Doing decent in high school even though I feel like saying 'forget it' and just drift through life pointlessly most of the time.
I want to be a writer, I guess that's the only reason I'm trying in high school just to go to college.

I last kissed a girl in the 8th grade, junior now. It doesn't really bother me. It seems like everyone else has a problem with not getting any.

I've actually met up with that same girl again recently, she has been very friendly to me. She does have a boyfriend though, but I'm not worried about it.

>>2473629
Hmm, that could get interesting. Some of the people who shop there...

Then again, with my luck, I'd get all the obese 6 trillion ton, 40 billion-year-old fucks.

18
sexually fulfilled
tons of associates, small cult following of friends
aspiring writer/musician
trust fund ftw
my looks are meh, I look like my mom and girls only ever think I'm cute... I don't really care.
Ok with living a humble life.

19
Virgin
Tripfag
A few friends, but seldom leave the house to hang out with 'em - see 'em at anime club and talk online and such.
Weeaboo nerd.
Average appearance
Ronery and probably too emotionally damaged for another relationship.
High IQ, but lazy as fuck.
Dean's list student freshman year, but slipped to about a C+ average this semester. Sophomore in college.

>>2473645
As time passes and as you age further, you will begin to mature and take life more seriously. You'll keep your writing passions with you when you graduate high school, and once you get into college you will study English. You'll take the time you need, doing the work while writing your own material on the side. When you graduate, you'll get a degree in English and spend 5 years trying to get into the writing scene. Nothing hits, and you decide to become an English teacher. The kids like you, and you enjoy your life, doing as much writing as you can on the side.

>>2473468
Thanks bro. I get bad grades because I sit on 4chan all fucking day.

>>2473636

Man I hope not. That entire thing sounds like hell.

...eh, I probably deserve it.

>>2473673
Doesn't sound so bad.

>>2473670
You'll keep trying to be a musician, and you'll even get a couple albums made, but being famous will not be a part of your life. You will spend 4 years trying to become famous but you decide to give it a rest after that and become a manager instead. You have a couple clients, one of which starts to gain ground. He is loyal to you, and eventually he becomes famous, making millions of dollars and sharing the profit with you all the while.

>>2473645
Holy shit we're the same except you are a year older than me.

>>2473671
You'll catch a lucky break with a job posting that you see online. You apply for the job because it's perfect for you and go in for the interview. You're accepted, and you start making heaps of money for doing something that you wouldn't even consider to be work. You start to repair the emotional damage that has been dealt to you and your life starts getting better and better. You get promoted, twice, and everyone you work with asks you for advice. Eventually you become the boss after your superior retires.

Man this is fun.

19 years old my good people.

Everyone I know has established that I am me. My family expects me to never talk to them again despite loving them, because I enjoy my own company so much I was even a quiet baby.

Academically I was once top dog, then I got into a good school and I was scarred by the realization that I was in no way special, at all. I vowed never to forget that, currently a C student.

When It comes to women one would think I could get far If I tried but I think too much in this area. I look at a girl and think "she would be a horrible wife" despite not knowing her name. Even then if everything checks out I think she deserves better than myself.

I want to move to London because the media tells me it's dull and gray, I'd be at home.

>>2473741
The reality of life takes its toll on you, but after awhile you learn to accept it. You live in London for 2 years until you realize that it was not what you thought it would be, and you move back to your hometown. You get a job as a journalist for a newspaper and slowly become well known for your realistic point of view and interesting take on the mainstream stories.

18 male
virgin
Have decent size amount of friends
(if normal from 1-10 is 10, then im 7.5)
not horribly ugly, been told im cute, no acne
chubby, slightly bigger than seth rogen
SHORT AS FUCK 5 6
senior year - 3.5ish unweighted, take AP courses
i dont dress like a loser
very tan
i always seem to say the wrong things so im
bad at first impressions (worried about job interviews)
hobbies: worked as DJ (currently), carpet cleaner, cook. i enjoy soccer, music, 4chan, vidya, chillin, tryin to get vag (not very often anymore), etc
introvert at heart and hate it

WHAT IS MY FUTURE

>>2473741

You move to london, and find that the superficial grey hides awesomeness, which you're stuck in. It drags you out and makes you start realising some potential rather than the self-pitying mess you were.

You leave the city by picking a destination at random and heading out to travel the world for a bit.

18 years old
non virgin
have good amount of friends I see every day
I have been told that I look like Michael cera
I am in great shape and a college athlete

I was on riddilin for most of my childhood.

18
Femanon virgin
Fit but not particularly good looking
Have school/work/etc. friends, but nobody outside of that
Introvert, unsensitive
Was contemplating existence (or just being nihilistic, w/e) rather than studying in HS
Still graduated with 3.25 despite doing no work.
In community college
4.0 this semester (easy classes though)
Have job
Considering doing CS major
Presently happy

DO YOUR WORST.

19
Definite non-virgin
Pre-Law major
Former Mechanical Engineer
Obsessed with cars
Large circle of casual friends, few close friends
Steady Girlfriend
Skinny bordering on muscular
Hockey Player - Goalie

>>2473776
Ummmm.
Dude I can't fucking tell. You'd have to post what you want to pursue after high school.
But based on what you told me, here goes:

You'll try to ride the DJ thing out for as long as you can. Get pussy, make money. You'll have a lot of money for awhile but then something will go horrifically wrong and you'll have to start selling drugs.

>>2473838
You'll stay on the path of being a CS major, and you'll graduate with a Masters. You'll work for awhile as a tech girl for a major software corporation. The job is nice, and cushy, with a lot of free time. You're very happy with the job and you find a man after 6 months working there. You hit it off immediately, almost all of your interests are identical. Your relationship lasts, as does the job.

>>2473847
You'll stay in the field of law, but never become terribly successful. You'll start your own firm while retaining your interest in cars, buying the antiques when you have the money. You'll settle down with a girl. Your law firm will very slowly gain steam, but you won't be extravagently rich. You'll live a fairly comfortable life with a variety of hobbies, and your wife will be loyal to you.

>>2473869
being a dj does get bitches (although im a virgin), however, its very hard to get gigs as an unknown, also,
NOOOOO MOOOONEEEEEY
the most ive ever made in an hour was 75 for 1 hr (not including dedications and requests), which is really shitty. also, new equipment is expensive

I want to be a doctor, i know that sounds very stereotypical, but im apprenticing a doctor right now. hes a gp and i really want to do it, i love the feeling of helping people everyday, and knowing people respect you (its hard to come by). but medical school seems way out of my league :(

18
Virgin (although have kissed a girl and been tossed off)
Left school at 16
Work at Burger King
Have people I could hang out with if I contacted them, but I chose not to. They're not exactly beating down my door to hang out with me either though.
Skinny. Average height. Been told I'm good looking quite a few times but I get the impression they mostly just meant "not completely ugly"
Dumb as fuck
Actually a pretty good guitarist when I'm on my own, but too nervous to play in front of anyone.

19, dyke, currently single but have had a couple steady relationships. Just dropped out of college after one semester and moved back in with parents, but I'm starting culinary school in a month, so my life isn't a TOTAL wreck. Had depression issues/self-injury issues/was mildly alcoholic, but I've got that back on track, mostly. Kind of chubby, which means I do cute pretty well, but never really been "hot". I smoke a lot. I write a lot (and have been paid decent money for some of my writing, fgts.) I did very well when I was in school.

-21 years old, turning 22 in April.
-Non-virgin, but have only had sex with two people (many times however; long term relationships). It's been over a year since I had sex, with my ex of course. Only dated a couple girls since then, with little results.
-Good-looking and in shape, I work out regularly.
-No job, and have been that way for a while. I half-assedly try to get a new one, but can't seem to grab one.
-Shitty school record (2.2 GPA or so) but am almost done with my B.A. in Psychology. Would like to go to grad school, but am worried I won't get in.
-I have a handful of trusted friends, about a dozen or so people to hang out with on any given weekend.
-Living at home with parents since April. I left the condo they had me in in Orlando after getting really depressed. Transferred schools, no problem, but as above, got no new job.
-I'm nice to people, but find going out to clubs and shit like that very unpleasant and generally avoid social scenes, just because the people there are almost entire shitheads. This is probably why I haven't gotten laid.
-Half-assedly play piano and practice martial arts. I used to have the money to train in an actual dojo, but hey =(

Need more info? I dunno what's relevant. Please predict something pleasant and raise my spirits, o great robot.

>>2473951
You will have a breakdown and convert to Islam.

20, not a virgin, but I lost it to a fatty. No job, no car, a friend I hang out with once a week to smoke pot with, I usually smoke off his shit and he's getting tired of supplying all the time.

Such is the life, and I can find no motivation to get off my ass and do stuff.

18
Female
In a committed relationship
My roommate is my best high school friend. My boyfriend is my other best high school friend. I don't have many others.
I'm a skinnyfat redhead.

Freshmen at uni, undeclared major. Did well in high school, but have been trying less since I came here. No job, and my savings are running out.
I grew up without friends, became an attention whore, then codependent, and now apathetic, with no hobbies or skills except fading ones (writing, drawing, singing, photography).

I'm doomed, right?

-23
-virgin
-really bad anxiety and depression
-lives with parents still
-never had a real job
-skinny, ugly, & short
-does nothing but play vidya, watch animu, and go on 4chan all day

18 year old virgin
at university for linguistics/foreign languages; doing well
want to teach abroad; Scandinavia/Germany hopefully
artfag but secretly wants to just disappear and wander the world with nothing but a backpack/sketchbook
no boyfriend; I have maybe 2 friends that I see about once a month; socially retarded
2 jobs; at library and at office/tutoring program
has daddy issues

>>2474053

More of the same until you get a job. Kind of like me. Money fixes everything.

>>2474061

Your first boyfriend will treat you like shit and you will regret fucking him.

As long as you don't let that fuck you up and get sucked into the party life/ become a whore, you'll do just fine.

>>2473847

Enjoy your successful life, bro.

Can't really see anything that will fuck you up. This makes me jealous lol

Ok someone do me now> >2473970

I've done the last 3!

18 years old.
Serious relationship.
I'm fairly plain, bordering on attractive.
I'm a total basketcase, with mental issues including overly obsessive paranoia, compulsive rage attacks, and general narcisism.

fucked up my first attempt at college, back again with younger kids, earning my place as the king of the antisocials.

I get depressed when people don't tell me their feelings, and problems.

I had an abusive childhood, with an alcoholic father.

i come on 4chan in the dire hopes that something will make me smile.

>>2474242

You will become addicted to drugs and your girlfriend will leave you. The only way you will get laid from then on will be with stoned/drunk chicks at parties, which will be fine because you will hate women by then. You will have a dead end job only to pay the bills and buy drugs.

You'll be that 30 year old guy that fucks 21 year old girls because you let them smoke weed at your place.

So there's still hope.


21 year olds you say?

>>2473970 here

>>2474327 you talking to me?

Please explain. I figure I'll be fine and dandy once I GET A JOB and move out. Then I can start bringing home chicks and just get independent. Then once I get my B.A. I can start a decent career.

18 years old
Virgin
Not in a relationship - bi
Pretty good group of friends
Okay looking and cleavage, face is so-so
Weak
Funny
Procrastinator

Highschool: C student
College: B student

Studying Illustration, Sociology, and Japanese. Primary focus is Sociology.

My turn?

18 years old, senior in high school.
Virgin
A few very good friends, friendly with more.
I cashier at a supermarket on the weekends.
I'm skinny and weak.
I just got my rejection notice (ED) from Bowdoin, but things are looking pretty good elsewhere, I hope (3.8something GPA, Honors+Ap Classes, Class President two years, Musicstuff)

I think I'm going to a small liberal arts college somewhere, eventually doing government/law studies, then getting a law degree somewhere, but I honestly would like to be a musician- I've been composing for three or four years, can play piano, guitar, reasonably well, have been recording songs and playing all the parts (except vocals, done by a girl I know) for twoish years. Reason I'm not really pursuing it ties into my major insecurities, self confidence issues, and the fact that I'm convinced I have neither enough talent nor enough originality to be worthwhile.

Have fun with it, robots

20 in January
Female
Sex with one guy
Pansexual
Chubby pear-shape type. Big hips, surprisingly small waist
A few close friends, a lot of not-so-close ones
Majoring in computer science and animation

I don't get along with most of my family, save for my younger brother. I do well in school and get along with my teachers, keeping in contact with a few once I'm done with them. I listen to music constantly and am mediocre at a few different instruments. In fact, I'm mediocre with a variety of creative outlets, which is why I'm majoring in computer science rather than pursuing something artistic - I realize that I can put forth effort, I can be good and successful with programming languages, whereas it's hard to be successful in any sort of artistic career without some sort of natural, latent talent. Strangers start conversations with me more often than I expect. I seem to be easy to get along with.

I'm also long-winded and tend to ramble, as you may have gathered.

18 Years old
Virgin
I hang out with mostly girls. I've been texting this friend girl for the last few days, and she wants to hang out. I'm a pussy talking to girls, so the last girl I liked I told her through a note
I'm average, I guess.
I'm very tall

ITT no one predicts shit.

22 years old
Not a virgin, though only thanks to the Internet and not my own social skills
No friends left post-high school
I'm not ugly, but I'm fat
I'm 5'5 and male

I've grown up with a lot of physical and psychological abuse. Saw a lot of close relatives die of natural causes. Did well in school but was beaten up regularly. I have zero confidence, even when I put on nice clothes and see that I look good in them. I'm terrified of conflict and I'm not sure how to fix it.

I'm miserable and depressed and in constant physical pain from back and neck problems. I'm lonely all the time. I've gotten so desperate I've emailed a fucking hideous bug-eyed girl from my high school on Facebook to try to get a date with her, but she didn't even respond.

I'm sick of having to make the same stupid conversations about elections and pop culture everywhere I go.

One of the things that hurts the most is sometimes when I come across pics of ex-girlfriends. I miss them. I've had four girlfriends, and every one of them has cheated on me.

When I go to sleep at night, my back pain is so bad that I sleep like a pretzel every night. It's fucked up. In the morning I wake up in even more pain. I live in constant mental and physical pain. I have no one to talk to, no one to love, I'm in pain and the only place I can express it is either in a text file no one will read, or here on 4chan.

Feel at least a tiny bit of sorry for me, /r9k/. I might be the loneliest man on tonight.

20
Non-student, working to pay the rent
Enjoy food, beer and cigarettes
I can cook very well, and many types of foods
Tall
Manly man who wishes to be the little girl, at times
Tasteful facial hair
Growing head hair long - its in that difficult stage at the moment
Artsy' stuff, without the motivation to realise it
Single, dealing with other peoples relationship fuckups takes too much energy

Childhood was spent in many remote parts of Northern Australia, inland NT/Anhem Land, moving around every year with parents teaching/managing communities as well as a senic-flight charter business thrown in somewhere. Moved down to South Eastern Aus a few years ago, never really been back other than for two short visits, I like it better up there.

Derp.

>>2473970
Only because you asked.

Your life will retain the course that it has at the moment. You'll get a degree in psychology, and then get your masters. You'll go for a career, but you'll find that most of your competitors are doctors, so you'll go for your Phd as well. You'll finish the degree with a fair amount of submission, and eventually you become a doctor. You join a psychology firm and start getting patients, their problems seem very simple to you and you end up helping a lot of people. So much so that you become known very well locally. Soon more people start hearing about you, and your name is getting dropped in board meetings and committees galore, you of course are not sure why any of this is happening because it's just second nature to you.

Eventually you'll probably get motivated to write a book, which you do. You fall for one of your female patients who you find intriguing. You get married and she is good to you. You write a couple more books and your life is, overall, successful in both the financial and meaningful aspects.

I'm 18
I have an extremely high IQ
Girlfriend whom I love
No friends
People like, but only since they watch House
Mathematician, bachelor degree from Belgian University when I was 16
Nothing done since
Been diagnosed with high functioning autism, I dissagreed and punched the psychiatrist in the face, I do that sometimes.

I have a rough idea of what my future will look like, see what you think.

>>2475715
I meant people like me, obviously.

>>2475625
Not that guy, but I sincerely hope that that happens to me.
I mean, word for word, that's what I want my future to be. Wish me luck, robots.

Me:

20 year old girl
Non-virgin, in a relationship
I'm going to college, sophomore right now as an Art Therapy major, photography minor, planning on continuing to graduate school.
Chubby but cute

>>2474437
>Chubby pear-shape type. Big hips, surprisingly small waist
Meaning she's an ugly whale who is cheating herself

19
nonvirgin female
I gained confidence after high school when I realized things didn't matter as much as I thought it did. People see me as being much more attractive now.

I love poetry and philosophy. I suffer from depression from time to time. I'm also a cutter. I went to a good college, dropped out for a year and now I'm about to transfer to a mediocre one. I plan on going to graduate school.

All I really want out of life is a corporate job, an apartment, and a cat. I will probably commit suicide later in the life.

>>2475715
mediocre 9-5 job

21 years old
i got sexed w00t
i live in my uncles house with a few close niggs.
i'm heroinchic skinny, but im toned because of daily exercises.

I'm an art teacher and i jog every morning with my best buddie.

>>2477809
You'll be fired from teaching after the school cop finds weed in your classroom.

Let'see.
19 year old guy
Going to art college with a double major of Advertising Design and Film & Television
Still have my V card.
Right on the line between overweight and obese
Made decent grades in school (Top third of a very large, competitive school) and on standardized tests (2130 and 31 whut whut)
Drowning in student loans because I'm a tard.

23
Have a girlfriend
Still friends with people from school
Graduated from college equivalent of cum laude
Fairly high paying job

Am currently fucking miserable. Have been through points before where I have been so depressed I was bedridden for about 5 months, and I feel like I'm about to slip back into that.

>>2477839
man i did weed once, wasnt that good.
but dude, acid can be quite good.

>>2477845

Run over by a car.

I'm getting a...Ford feeling.

>>2477873

As long as it kills me, that's cool.

18 year old male
virgin
Drink, smoke weed and ciggs
Have plenty of friends that I visit monthly, due to them being in college and myself not being in college
have been in relationships
kind of overweight
shy, but am easily brought out of my shell

I grew up with parents who taught me early in life not to let shit get me down and what life is all about, therefore i'm a fairly easygoing person, graduated high school with ease but almost failed out due to being absent a majority of the time, and im not sure what direction i want to steer my life in, at first i wanted to join the USMC but now i kind of want to pursue an education in psychology.

21 years old (fffffff)
Not a virgin, but woefully single.
Still regularly making friends, keeping up with old ones, and letting some slip through the cracks.
Could be attractive if I conformed to the standards of beauty.
Losing what little muscle I once had.

Maintaining a ~3.5 GPA in a Mechatronics (robot) Engineering bachelor's, overloading on classes, sad as hell.

18 years old.
Traumatical childhood, my mother died from "unknown reasons" when I was 4, dad is a druggie, had to live with fosterparents from the age of 5. Didn't get along well with my new caretakers, thus leading to me feeling that I've never had a family. Lived in the middle of nowhere without internet or any friends until I was 16, then I moved from home to study in a different town.
Almost constantly depressed since I was in 6th grade. A few "suicide attempts" (not really but it was in that direction). Some self-destruction (never told anyone so fuck off if you say that I wanted attention) when I was in 8th-9th grade, but I stopped when I realized how fucking miserable and non-accomplishing it is.
Virgin - and this is something that bothers me a lot (which, I guess leads to me still being one).
Little or no friends, been losing a lot of the old ones lately due to they starting to be fed up with my behavior, not wanting to see them. I rarely talk to the few ones I have left IRL.
Last year in high school, and my grades are dropping fast as fuck. I don't have any ambitions, I take the day as it comes. I have been dropping out of school a lot under these past 6 months.
Never had a girlfriend. Anxious and afraid to meet new people (I rarely leave my apartment). I look like shit, but I think I have the potential to look pretty good (at least according to some people) but I just don't care about it. No contact what so ever with my "family" - I'm pretty much on my own, and this goes for my economy too.
Scrawny. Severe insomnia which leads me unable to do anything productive. I rarely eat. I play WoW. I sit at 4chan and write about myself in /r9k/.

Now, predict my future, because I can't do it.

>>2477750

>nonvirgin female

Then what good are you?

23 years old

the good:

not a virgin
have many friends
have been told im hot by many girls
not skinny, not weak
have a girlfriend

the bad:

mediocre student
plays too much tf2 when should be studying
always short on cash


the ugly:

faps to CP

18
virgin
Have lots of friends but never try to make any new ones
Not bad looking, average build
never had a girl friend
Failing my first semester of college
have no motivation and I think I have a minor case of manic depression but never seen anyone about it
spend to much time on my computer

20
fell out of college
work a lead gamedesigner for a small MMO in a big online game developer/publisher.
have a nice gf, 3y relationship
I'm happy

18 years old.
Virgin by choice, blowjobs are SO much more cash.
Tight-knit group of friends at college, one or two close friends at home
I'm on the lower end of 'attractive'; modeling runs in my family, my mother ran a modeling school and my somewhat-cousin (second cousin? possibly) was Miss USA '99
I'm skinny as shit

Spent middle and high school introverted due to my bookworm personality and a rumor that I made a hitlist of a bunch of kids (half of whom I was somewhat friends with).

Fell in with an internet community about a fanfiction at 15, met the love of my life ON THE INTERBUTTS after a miserable online relationship with a scenewhore. Met a few times in person, family drove out there for a summer vacation.

Going to college in Pennsylvania for Psych and Creative Writing; first semester with all As and Bs. Spending more time on 4chan while on break.

How did you get a job as lead game designer at a big company and not go to college?

20 yrs old
not a virgin
solid group of close friends, not counting those I party with
6', 160 pounds, I run and work out, but I'm probably the palest person you'll meet.
steady gf for 3+ years, still relatively satisfied

I did poorly my first year at college (1.23), but pulled it up to a 3.0 cumulative. Not a fan of school, very inclined towards the military life, even if I have to leave everything behind.

VIRGIN
INTROVERTED
FAILING AT SOCIAL LIFE
CYNIC
SO-SO IN SCHOOL
/Me and everybody else on the internet. Big deal.

>>2477750
don't

21
male
non-virgin
have friends that I meet from high school and college every break and friends from college itself and from my current work
work at coffee shop
currently taking time off college giving up full scholarship at an upper-echelon university due to breakdowns due to recently-diagnosed bi-polar and not just depression
plan on going back to different, even more prominent university that i was accepted to before but chose the scholarship instead
write a lot of prose, poetry, and read a lot
i've been told i'm good lucking on multiple occasions
slender, not weak

good student when i'm not isolating myself staying inside for two weeks straight ordering food and giving up on everything (lol bipolar much)
currently wondering why i'm posting in this thread
would delete post now normally but i'm ronery

18 years old

Virgin, never even danced with a girl

Have a few friends only see every other month I'd say

Skinny, good looking...terrible social anxiety at times, can't talk to girls who hit on me all the time because of it.

Terrible in school, lazy, doesnt know what I want to do. Never had a job. Spends all day on the computer. Basically all I do is wake up at 4pm, eat, computer, eat, sleep, repeat.

Every time I go out women hit on me but as I said my social skills are just...out of wack....

>>2473618

Do you feel out of place? Because you look out of place.

I am lolling at the bans in this thread.

>>2473645
your future is you being banned

>>2478676

Eventually a girl you've been communicating with online more than in real life, but you know vaguely in real life, will connect with you and you'll summon the balls one night to ask her to meet. You'll go out and meet and open up with her become involved. Third base, hopefully. You then go on to college where you break up but then use your confidence which comes easier now in social situations, but have to work hard at staying focused in school instead of spending all your time doing 'x' with or without girlfriend (single/not).

At this point the ball gets hazy. You either drop out and make a mediocre living managing some shit somewhere for the rest of your life (largely promoted because of your looks) or you'll complete your degree, get a real woman you love, and get on in life.

>>2478694

I hope so, I hope so.

23

female

mom is a bi-polar drug addict, I am terrified of going crazy someday. Never had a dad that lasted more than a few years. The only one that came close molested me.

Fucked off for most of the first year or college, but recently attending a graduation party for someone else is making me realize I need to work harder, I need to do this to be happy.

just married a guy I dated in high school.

I'm sick. It's Lupus. Srsly. Being sick a lot has made it so basically I have no friends, because I usually don't feel good enough to go out and drink until I puke.

worked as a nanny for most of my life, now working a shitty office job while I go to school to get my degree in special education.

>>2478747
you'll die of lupis very soon, sorry.

Bans? On MY /r9k/? What the fuck.

Anyway:

20 years old
No virgin
4.0 GPA at a prestigious school
Good looking (Well, I have the model cheekbones. Bitches love the model cheekbones).
Have ditched all of my friends and almost all aspects of my social life in order to pursue good grades.

>>2478762
They're only 24 hours bans. Most of the users here are in high school. If they really banned all them, the site would die out. Like it or not, these are the people who bring new ideas here. The ones who keep it vital and alive.

20 Years Old
Non-virgin
Friends with a few people in my dorm + others, + my gf
Attractive (enough so there were a good deal of upset women when I got my gf)
162 lbs, lean muscle mass.

I'm a good student--manage to pull of As and Bs while skirting the system, currently looking for another marketing internship, designing my own tabletop RPG, planning a novel and webcomic.

OP, your solution is simple, it's so fucking obvious. You have have no social life, use that shit to your advantage. Get your ass to the library every friday and saturday night (of course this is going to take sacrifice, ie, cutting down on your procrastination) and study your fucking ass off. You have no excuse not to have an A average next semester.

Me:

22 years old
Virgin, but have a girlfriend with which sexual stuff has gotten heavier each time I see her. Think I might actually lose it tonight.
Have a decent amount of close friends at school, but most are graduating at the end of the year. Drifted pretty far from HS friends, rarely see them when home.
Slightly above avg looking, but big nose
Skinny and tall (167 lbs, 6'5")...started working out daily recently to build muscle
Computer Science Major, Info Systems minor...3.1 cumulative GPA, 4.0 major GPA
Hope to work in the city and Live in Bucktown in a flat in Chicago once out of school
Dad works at a shit state job and lives in a tiny slum-like apt
Mom has a bachelors and used to be an occupational therapist but has been unemployed for 15 years and I think she'll be living on the street soon
Not a lot of debt from school since govt paid for pretty much all of it through finical aid
hobbies: music (indie fag), anime, drinking, occasional pot

18 Years old
Virgin.
Multiple friends, haven't been going out much for past 2 years though.
Am reasonably good looking, except overweight.
Studying for a History degree.
Most of my friends don't live in the same country as me enymore.
Parents reasonaly wealthy, but couldn't live through my whole life with their money.
Don't do any drugs, but do drink quite a lot and smoke.
Am a good cook and read crapload of books.
As for the previous poster: Won't have a failure of a life, but nothing special. Will work at home, but will have a family. Probably going to hate your life for not going out of the house enough.

>>2479769
here, was refering to person intending to make tabletop RPG.

17 years old
black
a bit tall not too skinny
into rap and stuff

I was brought up in PA. Currently in CA, trying to work some stuff out. Living with my mother's sibling and their spouse, children, and extended family. I love baskteball. The reason I'm here is because I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air.

>>2479765
Will work in a IT department for a shit wage for at least five years from now. Good head, though, so if he has good social skills and/or studies management might be able to start his own business. Overall looking good. Will have quite an ugly wife though.

>>2479823
Going to become the first monarch of Bel-Air since 70s.

20
Male
Non-virgin, experienced but with few
have a few really good friends + countless acquaintances
been told im attractive
hispanic
6' 4"
183 lbs
moderate muscle mass, in the process of getting more
B student in college now, my own fault.
go to a technology school, fucking so hard
engineer
drink moderately now, due to recent.... problem.
no drugs or smoking, besides the occasional cigar.
no musical skills whatsoever

18
Female
I like reading about serial killers. I've been straight forever but I want a girlfriend more than anything right now. A cute petite one that can fit in my single bed. I don't have any major interests outside of reading. I'm not passionate about anything and have no idea what I want to do with the rest of my life, aside from a vague idea about travelling, backpacking and fruit picking.

>>2479871
Will have wife and kids and 50-100k wage job thet you'll hate. In general you won't be too miserable about your life. Will start drinking again.

banhammers? in my r9k? hooray

>>2479871
Will have a wife with tits, who just smiles all the time.

>>2479893
Will either have a family life full of regrets, or actualy will go travelling. Hard to tell. My suggestion, though is go do what you really want and really DO do it. You can always come back to the normal life, but once you have a couple of kids you are stuck in it.

I am Jello Biafra

>>2479769
QQ gief propecies.

24
Virgin
Friendless
Ugly
physically fit, 6'7"

Good student if I buckle down and work at it. I can speak Japanese, and I'll be damned if I find anything useful to do with it.

>>2473309
Maybe you will get married and have a baby through in vitro fertilization.

20 years old
Virgin
A great many friends
Average looks, but a little awkward around people I don't know
University is going well, 3rd year, top 5% of undergraduates, etc.

>>2479918
The thing is there isn't anything I really want to do. I mean, I sort of want to travel but just because it is something interesting that'll fill the time until I have to get a job or go to college. We'll see.

>>2479959
What I'm going to try to do after I get my degree: Live in different cities around the world for a month in each, until I get bored. Of course, doing part-time or whatever I can get jobs.

>>2479957
Will die browsing 4chan. Seriously, without any social skills you won't get a great job. Might get married with your first girlfriend, just because you will both be that desperate.

>>2479983
err didn't read the friends part. Will choose your own job, and do what you like then.

21 year old female who grew up in foster care.
Bad things happened, enough said. Dark hair, blue eyes, of average attractiveness.

Currently studying education at local college.
No friends, I tend to piss people off by ditching them constantly and never forming lasting attachments. I'd like to make friends and stay close to them, but inevitably my flakiness gets to them and they leave.
My dog was my best friend, and he died recently, leaving me completely alone in the world.

I desperately want to travel, but I don't know how to get the kind of money I would need for that.

dream job=building schools for kids in third world countries.

Pls tell my future.

>>2480934
You will build schools for kids in third world countries.

:)

19 years old
virgin
pretty ugly
no friends
never even kissed a girl

but I'm actually pretty happy! thank you zoloft! but really I'm not worried about any of those things because things will get better.

>>2480934
you'll meet me and we'll travel the world and fix it

naw jk you die alone with many cats

19, male
broke up with gf a month ago
i have some very close friends and lots of not so close friends
6"3' slim build with some muscles
finished high school but never went to college
hate my job, but keep doing it because i don't want to live under a bridge
got my own flat but no car
i drink pretty much and sometimes i get into fights when i'm very drunk.
not in the best mood right now, since i broke up with gf, my jobs sucks even more every week i have to do this. but as long as i get my alcohol from time to time i will be ok.

please tell me my future brobots

>>2480956

One day you won't have any medication at home an will kill yourself because you realize how fucked up your life is.

18 years old
bi sexual
virgin
dating a frat boy
fine art major
Fluent in Japanese
Freshman in college
Horrible lightweight. 3 wine coolers and I can't walk.

I barely pulled a 3.0 in highschool, but got into MICA and RISDI. Opted to go to a small liberal arts college instead, because 45k a year is insane, especially for an art degree. When I'm not burried under projects and artwork, I'm usually partying with my boyfriend, playing video games, or sleeping.

>>2479957
You will lose your virginity after a drunken encounter at a holiday party, have an awkward morning after and never see the girl again. Years later, you'll see her again, but pretend you don't recognize her.

In your late 20s you will marry a decent looking girl you met in the office, who will want to invite people you barely know over for cookouts all the time. You'll complain, but do it anyway. You'll consider getting a boat and/or a go-kart, but then your wife talks you out of it, what would you do with a boat anyway?

In your mid-thirties you two will feel yourselves growing apart, try to re-kindle the flames of passion by going to a bed and breakfast, but it's kind of too late for that, and you'll split up on good terms, dating a string of pretty but incredibly boring girls afterwards. You'll start going bald about this time, and you'll think about that boat again, but when you start to research it, you decide to put it off until retirement.

You will die at 62 years old, never having bought that boat, but leaving behind enough money that your family won't be put in debt over the funeral. They will say nice things about you at the funeral, but they'll bury you in a suit you totally wouldn't have picked out if you were alive.

>>2481042

Seeing as your a fucking lightweight and dating a frat boy- the virginity won't last too long. He'll probably get you totally smashed, take you back to his place, fuck you, and then dump you.

You'll be devastated but word will get out that you're now a drunken whore, and you'll fill the hole in your heart with more meaningless, drunken sex. Your art will go down the shitter, as it'll become little more than strung-out drug fantasies and suicide threats. You'll probably get a few STDs by the time you finish college, and you won't have a job either. That said, you'll following in the footsteps of a lot of degenerate "great" artists.

Pretty much the same as OP, but I've got a talent for English Lit and my "friend" is a jackass who I hate.

22 male
was a fatty, soon to be a fitty
degree in quantity surveying i hate
self employed as a web designer for last 6 months, i done fuck all except get my own place and spend all my savings
going to get a job in january so i can save up and go to australia for a year on a work holiday visa
irish
single, had one girlfriend in college
quiet, not many friends, i seem to become really good friends with one person at a time and then move on after a year or two to someone else
go to the gym 5 days a week
get drunk and have a laugh at the weekends
really want a girlfriend right now to kill the lonliness
went out last week and got a girl back to my place, she got in my bed and got out again fffffffffff, closest i got to sex in two years
didnt socialize for a full year ater college, just worked and had no friends.
life sucks right now

>>2478747
You will get through school all right, but before you can accomplish your true goals and feel satisfied, you will die of cancer in your late 40s. It comes up suddenly, and you don't suffer for very long. Everyone will be shocked that it was cancer that did you in, and not any of your other health problems.

You will be given a religious funeral despite not being a religious person, and your teenage son will wear his ipod to your wake so that nobody talks to him.

19 years old
bi sexual
dating a computer science boy
physics major
fluent in chinese and several dialects, spanish, and french
sophomore in college

drinks like an irish man, heavy tolerance

pulling a 3.4 in the UCSD, when not busy with school I usually go somewhere else to snowboard or surf ro whatever the season has to offer

moved from Hong Kong to a suburb in Los Angeles

-22
-Male
-Lost my virginity to a cougar, at 19, while drunk.
-Haven't had sex since
-Haven't even had a girlfriend.
-Work on a Cruise Ship as a janitor. (Fuck you title I know what I am)
-If I actually paid attention to my skin and got in shape I am told I would be would be attractive.
-6"1' 135lbs
-Starting to come out of my shell.
-Grew up wanting to be a museum curator.

19 years old
Good grades, Ranging from C to A.
Virgin
Ugly
Fat, so Double ugly
Couple of friends. Avoid them and play videogames. Don't like talking to them.
No interests. Even videogames aren't a hobby, I know near nothing about them regardless of how much I play.

24 years old
male
went out w/ a girl for 6 years then she fucked me over.
life's been fucked up ever since.
no job.
no college education.
smoke weed everyday.
drummer.

>>2480934
After realizing you're never going to travel out of the country, you'll start drinking heavily for a while, but don't worry, you'll snap out of it. You'll start teaching in an inner city school and feel ineffective and frustrated by your surroundings. You marry a guy with a background like yours, and have a kid you overprotect like crazy, giving it a weird complex about its' genitals because of your childhood abuse.

Eventually you'll die, having once been mentioned in (the back of) the paper for your work with poor negro children.

Male
18 years old
Virgin
Dutch
Got some friends, we tend to hang out and smoke/drink.
Average body built (strangely at some times i can be incredibly strong 0.0)
Atm no sport or anything, but did Horse riding, Scouting, and Kendo in the past.
I have a friendly aligned nature and i don't like participating in conflicts.
Currently following a Laboratory Analyst education
(i hate chemistry and love biology).
I'm quite intelligent and have been told so by people (posting IQ test results is bullshit : / ).
yet my progress in school kind of sucks because of a lack of motivation *lol*
I've been depressed in the past by being picked on all the time in a horrible way, but i got myself over it.

31
Currently employed at local bank
Was given up for adoption by parents at age 13
Mentally abused and beaten by legal guardian, who I also lost virginity to at age 18. He turned me into a kleptomaniac and forced me into getting an abortion when I was 20. I threatened to leave, but stayed because I had nowhere else to go.
A year ago, I finally came to my senses and got out of the relationship. I am now married to a wonderful man I met when I was still with my former guardian/boyfriend. My husband knows my past and loves me unconditionally. He is helping me raise the daughter I became pregnant with when I was still with my ex-boyfriend. My husband and I also have one other daughter, who we adopted.

Early 30s, female, pretty good looking if I do say so myself.

Everyone always told me how smart I was, but I slacked off big time in college, and I only passed because I fooled around with one of my professors.

I got a job after school but it didn't work out so great, and I ended up taking a second rate job I didn't even like that much to get ahead (story of my life)

Boyfriend went to prison for a while and I had a lot of time to think about where my life was headed. I recently decided to stop all the party shit and settle down down for good. I even tried to stop smoking so much.
Still trying to keep my past separate from my present.
We have two little sweet babies, they're mommy's little angels.

19
Female
100% extra virgin
Raised Catholic, now an angry, B+ atheist with no structure. I like Math too much to be popular with other people.
Going to a decent university in the mountains for political science. I plan to join the Peace Corps with my boyfriend after I graduate. He's 22- similar upbringing. Met at a taping of The Daily Show.
I just had a falling out with one of my best friends because he's become a hypersensitive pussy who thinks he's god's gift to women.
I prefer going to movies by myself.

>>2481710
Your "adopted" (ie, stepchild, but you tell people you adopted to make it seem more like you're a real family) kid will do a cruel but funny impression of you over Christmas dinner, igniting a rage in you that you didn't know you possessed. A big fight will break out, and said stepkid will demand to go home to their mother, ruining the holidays.

Your husband won't be able to handle all your issues, and he will leave you alone when you go off your meds and start stealing again. Your kid will go to foster care, and you will start collecting cats instead.

18 years old.
non virgin with boyfriend.
on a scale from 1-10, i'd give myself a 7.

going into vet tech program at local tech school for two and half years, preferably ending up in madison. want to work in an aspca community and deal with animal abuse cases. spent my early childhood running around in the woods behind my house, and playing with my pets. NO FRIENDS. BAWWW ;_;

also, i suck at algebra 2.

>>2481718
I read that in Dr. Girlfriend's voice, please tell me thats how you really speak.

>>2481895

fatal car crash kills both you and innocent stray dog.
FUCK!

you all die of dysentery and all your oxen drowns in river crossing.

22
Male
Virgin
Good group of friends, but most of them are guys.
6'4, 210lbs, fairly muscular build
Often told that I'm very attractive and that I'd get lotsa girls if I would just get out there and make myself available.
Scared shitless of leaving college because I'm afraid I'll be REALLY alone then.
Was a good student b4 engineering, bad student in engineering, good again after leaving engineering.
Looking to become a high school physics teacher.

>>2481975

you harvest too much meat and it spoils.
all your members die from dysentery.

18 years old
Non-Virgin
Only one real friend whom I'm dating
I'm cute
I'm skinny and but strong

I'm a bad student, too, because I waste time, etc. Have been dating same girl for about 5 years; getting married soon.

>>2481999

you weren't prepared for winter. 4 members die.

22, medical student, about to be graduated into unknown. No real passion for healing people, there`s a strong drag towards pure science.
Im good with pencil and drawing. Two languages.
Kinda fat, 95kgs.
Was quite strong during school, not much now. Yet, strong enough to carry my girlfriend around with my hands.
She has a baby from her "first love" marriage, girl will turn 2 in april. She`s my second serious attempt in relationships. I broke my first after a year to get her, because I wanted her for years.
She`s going to her hometown to see her daughter on 26dec and will get back on 14jan. During that time she will be exposed to her former husband.

>>2482018

out of gun powder. no harvested meat. die of dystentery.

19
Non-virgin
1 Friend IRL, comes over twice a month
Girlfriend
Average height, skinny and weak build
Unemployed

Looking for a job > Money > Place with GF, dual incomes, car etc. > College > Life

At least that's how I'm trying to do things, keep getting hung up on the first step :(

>>2482037

Udib Toblumaid, Axedwarf, cancels sparring in Barracks: too insane.

>>2482060
Hey where's my Oregon Trail analysis? You know, I actually live in Oregon lol

>>2482060

river crossing.
2 oxen die, 3 members lost, supplies lost.
rest of members die within weeks.
you die of dysentery.

22
Not Virgin
See hot chicks regularly
Dashingly attractive
Strong and confident

Sucks to be you

-Gary Motherfucking Oak

>>2478645
This is me >>2477750. I think we similar and I wish we knew each other in real life. You probably won't read this, but it's good to know I'm not alone.

I needed that today.

>>2482098

buffalo stampede, no weapons to defend self.
sick with dystentery. wolves and indians find your body. indians scalp you for pushing them ever westward. wolves eat your insides. drag you to river. you drown along with all your oxen.


SHIT, BRO. THAT SUCKS.

>>2482060

you will settle for a job that offers distant and paltry promotion prospects, to please your own world-implanted wants for a bland double-garage lifestyle. your wife will be unattractive, and your children will resent you for not being more interesting to them

during middle age you will begin going on holiday to somewhere exotic every summer, as sacrifice at the altar of your lost life.


i prescribe a motorcycle and an abandoning of all your ideas about what your life should be. head west.

>>2482102

Fascinating. Really, it is.

Recently 18 years old
Technical virgin (lololololo)
Bisexical, probably
Halfrican-American
I have three friends from school I invite to my house every two weeks or so and talk to on the phone once or twice a week
I've been told by a few girls with bad taste that i'm attractive, but I disagree. I'd be semi-attractive if I tried to look a specific gender, but this androgyny thing isn't working for me at all
Haven't had a girlfriend or kissed anyone since early ninth grade
I'm skinny but stronger than all of the techs in my theater
Speak semi-fluent German (I can have a passable conversation)
Write angry letters to the editor
Have planned since eighth grade to someday go on a school shooting, probably not going to follow through

>>2482186

all your oxen gets eaten by wolves. you die along with the rest of your members with dysentery.

You know the thing about these threads? Somehow, after posting in them every time, mine is always the story that gets ignored. It's sad that even amongst you guys, I'm the worst one of the bunch because even here nothing stands out. I'm bland as fuck.
No, I won't tell you what my post number was. Feel guilty for ignoring me, because my misery wants your's to keep it company.

>>2482206


all members and oxen die during winter, but you outlast them sleeping inside oxen carcas.
you die a slow, agonizing death of cancer.

>>2482206

You bothered to predict someones` future?

There`s no "we", there`s a bunch of "you".

>>2482186

You'll probably end up being a politician.

>>2482186

your caravan of six tries to cross a shallow river
your children get out to help push
the current carries one of them off
your wife runs around the front of a wagon to help, but the wagon rolls forwards and she is crushed
you tell your children to get under the wagon canopy while you rescue the other
as you swim away the wagon capsizes and they are crushed by luggage
their screams are washed from your ears by rushing water, and, biting down on your very soul, you swim on towards your child
you find them, struggling, meters ahead, and swim closer to get to them
you grab hold of their foot, which forces them under, and they are caught between two rocks
you have no choice but to climb up them to loosen them, dislocating the child's leg, and sit upon the rocks
just as you expel the water from their lungs, a surge of water from the capsizing wagon washes you off, and down towards a waterfall
you grip your child tightly as you plummet forty feet into a plunge pool filled with jagged bedrock
resurfacing, with your child still somehow alive, you find your legs and one arm is broken. instruct child to hold on.
you swim for the bank.
wolves arrive just as you pull yourselves from the water.
they seize you by the throat.
as the light drains from your eyes, your last image is of your child limping away from the wolf pack, with the largest wolf turning and following them

>>2482238

reaches final destination.
YOU WON OREGON TRAIL!

>>2482206

Nobody's gonna feel guilty for ignoring you, twatstick, we're all too concerned about ourselves. Go kill yourself. Maybe then people will feel sorry for you.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/deSIDerato
This is my profile on a dating site.
It should provide you a better idea than I could.

18
6'0' 140 lbs
virgin
five really good friends, not many acquaintances (fucking small school+bumblefuck, USA=shit sux)
hipster skinny, been told I look like Dimitri Martin
Shitty grades this year, usually C-B range
Love Astronomy and video games, plus the usual reading, movies, tv
Happy 75% of the year (i hate fucking winter), kinda shy unless i know you
Going to community college then transferring to a unnamed state university for Psychology. Want to move someplace warm and open a shrink-shack and tell anti-depressants to go to hell

>>2482298

too lazy.
post decription like everyone else plz

>>2482298

You will die how you lived: like a filthy, disgusting hippy.

18 years old

Virgin, never even held hands with a girl

Few friends only see every other month.

Skinny, good looking...terrible social anxiety at times, can't talk to girls who hit on me all the time because of that.

Terrible in school, lazy, don't know what I want to do. I've never had a job. I spend all day on the computer. All I do is wake up at 4pm, eat, computer, eat, sleep, repeat. Smoke weed when I have it.

Every time I go out women hit on me but, as I said my social skills are just...out of wack....I get shy sometimes and other times out of control.